Matt Walsh taste tests several DISGUSTING snacks and drinks that should be banned from public consumption immediately. - - - Today's Sponsor: ExpressVPN - Go to https://expressvpn.com/walshYT and find out how you can get 4 months of ExpressVPN free!
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| Recently on the show, I mentioned how I saw somebody when I was at Walmart, in fact, buying a bottle of Skittles juice. | |
| And I didn't know that Skittles juice existed, but it does. | |
| It's a thing. | |
| And there was someone actually buying it on purpose. | |
| And so then, of course, we got the suggestion from a kind of, oh, you should drink Skittles juice on camera. | |
| And what that quickly turned into was, well, let's, in fact, have me try all of the worst junk food that's currently on the market. | |
| This is actually... | |
| This is all the stuff that RFK Jr. is going to be banning. | |
| These are all going to be the banned items that I'm going to taste them now and get cancer from them now right before they're banned. | |
| So RFK Jr. is going to bust through those doors any minute now. | |
| Because most of them have... | |
| What is it that they have in them, McKenna, that is going to get banned? | |
| A lot of these items have Red 40. Red 40. And red 40 is essentially what a poison that gives you cancer. | |
| Is that right? | |
| That's correct. | |
| All right. | |
| One to five. | |
| Five is like a delicious $95 steak at your favorite steakhouse. | |
| And one is pure rancid filth. | |
| And I'll give my review. | |
| We'll start with these. | |
| What are these, McKenna? | |
| What are these things you... | |
| Those are red velvet cookies. | |
| Red velvet cookies. | |
| Okay. Red velvet cookies with... | |
| What's it? | |
| Is it marshmallow in the middle? | |
| I believe it's just white chocolate chips. | |
| No, there's... | |
| What is that white stuff in the middle? | |
| You better know what that is. | |
| I'm not eating it if you don't know what that is. | |
| Is that not on the packaging? | |
| You can always find out by just trying it. | |
| All right, and this has red 40 in it, okay? | |
| You can tell because it's kind of red. | |
| Is that right, I guess? | |
| Is that right? | |
| No, I'm trying it and I still don't know what that is. | |
| I mean, it looks like what it tastes like, which is not food. | |
| This is not food. | |
| You shouldn't... | |
| Be eating this. | |
| This is not meant for human consumption. | |
| Do we not give me an actual glass of water for this bit? | |
| Do I not have actual water to drink in between these? | |
| That's a 1. That's a 1 out of 5. So, I have a feeling that's going to be what all these are rated. | |
| Okay, next we have... | |
| What are these? | |
| So those are Lucky Charms breakfast bars. | |
| That is my least favorite cereal. | |
| So, these got Red 40 in them too? | |
| Yes, they do. | |
| Not as bad as the other one. | |
| Still really bad, don't get me wrong. | |
| Who's eating this? | |
| This is what I want to know. | |
| I can't imagine a grown adult eating a Lucky Charms breakfast bar. | |
| I can't imagine that. | |
| So, this is for kids. | |
| What parent is buying this for their kids? | |
| You should go to prison if you buy this for your kids. | |
| You should actually go to prison. | |
| That's a one also. | |
| Okay, what is this? | |
| Rice Krispies. | |
| Oh, Sonic Rice Krispies. | |
| Yeah, because I don't like Sonic, so... | |
| I mean, I've had Rice Krispies, so this is not... | |
| Yeah, I mean, you know... | |
| Again, I'm going to assume that adults are not eating Sonic Rice Krispie treats. | |
| I actually feel... | |
| I'm not just saying this for camera. | |
| I feel sick. | |
| Okay, that's a one also. | |
| I was going to say that we should just... | |
| All this stuff needs to be chucked into a fire, but I don't think you can burn it. | |
| I don't think it's safe to burn it. | |
| If you burn it, you'll have to evacuate the whole town. | |
| It'll be Chernobyl. | |
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| Those are Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn. | |
| Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn. | |
| Why are people fat? | |
| Where's the obesity epidemic coming from? | |
| It's such a mystery. | |
| There's a market. | |
| There's a market for Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn. | |
| And then we're wondering, what is everyone fat for? | |
| Is it a hormonal? | |
| There's hormonal imbalances. | |
| There's a thyroid. | |
| Everyone has thyroid problems. | |
| No, it couldn't be the Pillsbury Funfetti popcorn that everyone's eating. | |
| Okay, number one, it's stale, I think. | |
| And it's awful. | |
| I mean, it's just, it's not popcorn. | |
| This is not popcorn. | |
| That's a lie. | |
| This is not what, like, what is that? | |
| That's... That's styrofoam in there. | |
| That's not popcorn. | |
| Is this actually food? | |
| Is this part of the joke? | |
| Is this part of the bit you gave me one thing that's not even food? | |
| No, well, it's in the food section. | |
| Okay, that's styrofoam. | |
| You see that? | |
| You hear that? | |
| Can you hear that? | |
| Was that next to the microphone? | |
| You can hear that? | |
| That's not, this is not, that's not the sound of popcorn. | |
| What is that when you order something fragile in the mail and they have all the little styrofoam peanut things that get all over the place? | |
| This is that. | |
| I just ate that. | |
| Let's get this out of the way. | |
| So this I actually know you absolutely hate. | |
| Peep's cereal. | |
| Peep's cereal. | |
| Is this raw milk that you put in here too? | |
| Is that going to be the next thing? | |
| Just tell me now. | |
| Is it raw milk? | |
| No, that would have been a really good idea though. | |
| No, it would not be a good idea. | |
| I get E. coli and cancer. | |
| Maybe they cancel each other out. | |
| I don't know if it works that way. | |
| Oh, it's all soggy. | |
| Oh, God, help me. | |
| That's not even a one. | |
| I don't know. | |
| That's not even... | |
| That doesn't make it on the scale. | |
| Is that Windex? | |
| Did you spray Windex in this? | |
| Oh, my God, no. | |
| Full-on Windex. | |
| I've never had Windex before, but it tastes like what I imagine Windex tastes like. | |
| What is this fizzy bull here? | |
| What is this? | |
| So that's the energy drink C4, and that is Jolly Rancher's flavored. | |
| Specifically, green apple. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh, that's bad. | |
| That is vile. | |
| We went to war with Iraq over this kind of thing. | |
| We did. | |
| This is chemical warfare. | |
| So actually, what's slightly more horrifying about that is there are zero added sugars. | |
| Then what is all the sweetness? | |
| Just pure chemical. | |
| Chemical sweetness. | |
| Don't laugh at me. | |
| I don't want to hear you laughing. | |
| Turn the thing off if you're going to laugh and enjoy it so much. | |
| Okay, so finally, after that tour through the bowels of hell, we've made it to the Skittles juice, the thing that started all this, started us on this madcap journey. | |
| I feel nauseated. | |
| I feel sickened. | |
| I guess I'm supposed to take a sip of all these. | |
| Now we've finally made it to the Skittles juice. | |
| Hang on. | |
| Let me just get through this. | |
| What the f*** is that? | |
| What is that? | |
| That's the tropical flavored one. | |
| No, that's Drano. | |
| I had Drano once. | |
| I told myself I'd never drink it again. | |
| I'm going to go to the next video. | |
| Ugh. I need to go to the hospital. | |
| I actually am going to leave and go to the hospital. | |
| I don't know if I can make it there. | |
| I think I'm going to need an ambulance. | |
| It's like Kool-Aid, but it tastes less healthy. | |
| It's making me pine for the nutritional value of Kool-Aid. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| It is as bad as I thought, but worse at the same time. | |
| And my stomach right now is screaming out. | |
| In pain, my soul is crying with anguish. | |
| Uh, RFK Jr. | |
| Save us from this. | |
| I lost my train of thought. | |
| Okay, that's it. |