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| Okay, today we are really changing the game. | |
| We're doing something innovative and different. | |
| We're gonna do a video. | |
| You've never seen a video like this before. | |
| I had this idea where we'd do a video where I answer the Internet's most searched questions about me. | |
| It's never been done before. | |
| And the thing I like about it is that it's not in the least bit narcissistic or self-referential at all. | |
| I also like to think it's a chance to clear up some misinformation because when you're famous, in other words, there's a lot of wrong information about you on there. | |
| So every day you go on the internet and you find another fact about you that isn't correct. | |
| So this is a chance to clear all that up. | |
| And I think it's going to be a handy sort of reference for people who are wondering about any biographical information about me. | |
| They can just go to this video and here it is for you laid out in a handy way. | |
| Okay. | |
| Is Matt Walsh married? | |
| I am married. | |
| I've been married to my lovely wife, Gertrude, for 46 years. | |
| We live in Ohio and we have two parents. | |
| And an iguana that recently passed away. | |
| Is Matt Walsh in Ted? | |
| Is Matt Walsh in Ted? | |
| Who is Ted? | |
| Anyway, no, I'm straight. | |
| Is Matt Walsh in Elf? | |
| Oh, the movie Elf. | |
| OK, so I see what we're doing here. | |
| We are getting questions for me and for the other Matt Walsh, because there's a there's a second Matt Walsh out there, actually. | |
| And so I guess we're going to get some of his questions, too. | |
| And, you know, something interesting has happened, because when I first came on the scene, the other Matt Walsh was like the way more famous Matt Walsh. | |
| And so if you want to Google all the Matt Walsh information was about that Matt Walsh. | |
| And now it's kind of flipped. | |
| And I think I've sort of Subsumed. | |
| I've absorbed all the other Matt Walsh's. | |
| Doesn't even sound right. | |
| I just said I was straight, so... Anyway. | |
| Is Matt Walsh an elf? | |
| The movie Elf. | |
| Yes, I played one of the reindeer. | |
| So, motion capture performance. | |
| Is Matt Walsh documentary on Netflix? | |
| It is. | |
| Netflix offered me $85 million for it, and of course I accepted. | |
| Is Matt Walsh Catholic? | |
| I am actually an adherent to the Vajrayana school of Buddhism. | |
| Which is a thing, I think. | |
| Now we move over to Does Matt Walsh prompts. | |
| What does the internet ask? | |
| Does Matt Walsh? | |
| Does Matt Walsh homeschool? | |
| I actually send all of my kids to a boarding school in Brazil. | |
| I haven't seen them in three years. | |
| Does Matt Walsh have a degree? | |
| I do. | |
| I'm a big proponent of higher education. | |
| I have a Bachelor's in Feminist Theory and I have a PhD in Applied Physics, which is a pretty standard combo. | |
| Classic combination, as they say. | |
| I do not. | |
| I dropped out in first grade and I don't know how to read. | |
| I do. | |
| We actually have a video, you can check, of me teaching a famous musician how to play the banjo. | |
| Does Matt Walsh's wife work? | |
| Yes, she is. | |
| It is much to my urging. | |
| I said, please get out of the house and get a job, contribute. | |
| And she became a bus driver in Portland. | |
| I haven't seen her in three years. | |
| Does Matt Walsh have a dog? | |
| I have five dogs, actually. | |
| I call them my fur babies, and they're kind of my children, so I refer to them, and I'm a big animal lover, and it's the first thing people think about me, think of, you know, think of when they think of me, I think. | |
| Does Matt Walsh have a tattoo? | |
| No, I don't believe that. | |
| What is Matt Walsh's tattoo? | |
| I have, in fact, a tramp stamp of The character Alf on my lower back. | |
| I'm just ruining this entire video. | |
| What is Matt Walsh's net worth? | |
| Well, I invested all of my money last year in NFTs of those monkey, of the monkey NFTs. | |
| And someone told me it's a great investing opportunity to put all your money into the monkey cards. | |
| And I said, sounds good to me. | |
| My net worth is now $32. | |
| What is Matt Walsh's IQ? | |
| Well, I just, this one I just had checked at one of those machines at CVS. | |
| And it was 120 over 70, which I was told is right in the right range for my age and weight. | |
| When you use the bathroom, you always close the door behind you, I would hope, right? | |
| Well, you don't want random passers-by to look in on you. | |
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| What is Matt Walsh's occupation? | |
| I am a Peloton instructor, believe it or not. | |
| Life is all about choices. | |
| And those bangs that you just got? | |
| Well, that was a choice. | |
| What is Matt Walsh's email address? | |
| Well, this is kind of personal. | |
| It's a little bit embarrassing. | |
| I've had the same email address since I was 14. | |
| And so just keep in mind, that's where it's from when I was 14. | |
| But it is BackstreetBoyFan87 at AOL.com. | |
| What is Matt Walsh's real name? | |
| My real name is Richard. | |
| Bumble. | |
| Bumblebee. | |
| Richard Bumblebee is my name. | |
| Why is Matt Walsh called Sweet Daddy? | |
| These are just kind of miscellaneous questions. | |
| Well, we don't answer that question, you know. | |
| Whoever asked it will have their IP address tracked and they will be killed in their sleep. | |
| Was Matt Walsh in Parks and Rec? | |
| I was, yes. | |
| Guilty as charged. | |
| What band was Matt Walsh in? | |
| I briefly Played the recorder in the band Smash Mouth. | |
| This was from 2001 to 2003. | |
| That's a lot of good information. | |
| How old is Matt Walsh from The Daily Wire? | |
| You know, spiritually I just turned 93 last month. | |
| So those are the questions. | |
| Now we do have some internet facts. | |
| We have some facts that you'll find about me. | |
| So if you go and you look up those questions before I just gave you the real information, there are like websites that will give you what they claim are the correct information about Matt Walsh. | |
| And I guess I kind of ruined this last part of the video because the funny thing with the internet facts is that they aren't true. | |
| But then I just said a bunch of bulls**t, so I trampled over that punchline by not seriously answering any of the questions. | |
| So are we even still going to do this? | |
| I guess so. | |
| Matt Walsh's net worth is nine million U.S. | |
| dollars. | |
| Correct. | |
| Matt Walsh owns nine luxury watches. | |
| Also correct. | |
| Matt Walsh has lost half of his portfolio through trading in stocks. | |
| In the past five years, he has lost over $1.6 million in stock markets and $500,000 more in crypto. | |
| This is very specific. | |
| This is more specific false information than I thought. | |
| It's actually not false. | |
| That part is true, too. | |
| Matt Walsh spends most of his wealth on luxury watches, parties, and travel. | |
| Again, guilty as charged. | |
| In the past year, he spent $410,000—very specific number—on partying. | |
| How would they claim to know that? | |
| So they know... What do you mean, on party? | |
| It's like a broad category of things to spend your money on, and they know the exact dollar amount? | |
| And $700,000 more on watches and designer clothes. | |
| Walsh is also a frequent buyer of luxury cars. | |
| He owns a Ferrari and a McLaren. | |
| I don't know how they know this. | |
| I don't know how they're getting this information. | |
| But it's all true. | |
| Matt Walsh owns a three-bedroom apartment in Nashville, Tennessee. | |
| Walsh has bought his property for $480,000 from a Republican donor. | |
| Walsh also owns two other properties in Texas, which is true. | |
| And Matt Walsh's primary income source is the fee he charges for hosting shows and appearing on radio shows. | |
| Yeah, if you go on terrestrial radio, a lot of money in that industry, because it's not collapsing at all. | |
| And they'll pay you huge money. | |
| Anytime you hear someone doing an interview on like the, you know, AM 620 as you're driving down the road, that is someone getting paid millions for that. | |
| Matt Walsh's home address, I didn't know I could read this. | |
| They have my home address. | |
| It's 6017 Cirrus Street, San Diego, 92110. | |
| I feel sorry for whoever lives there. | |
| Because it's me. | |
| So to review, I am a 93-year-old man from Ohio named Richard Bumblebee. | |
| I own five dogs, two parrots, and a dead iguana. | |
| I have a tramp stamp of an 80s television character. | |
| I'm illiterate, but I have a PhD in physics. | |
| I lost all my savings from NFTs. | |
| I played the recorder in Smash Mouth. | |
| I have a net worth of $9 million, which I earned from fees from appearing on AM Radio. | |
| I own a McLaren and a Ferrari, and I live in a modest three-bedroom apartment that was purchased for me by a Republican donor in Nashville, Tennessee. | |
| That about sums it up. |