| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| International Women's Day is upon us again, and I love an international woman. | |
| But our friends over at Hershey's, they don't even know what a woman is. | |
| They've hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women's Day campaign. | |
| And they're calling that campaign, and I swear I'm not making this up, Her-She. | |
| It's humiliating. | |
| And it's the reason that I'm launching Jeremy's Chocolate. | |
| We have two kinds. | |
| She, her, and he, him. | |
| One of them's got nuts. | |
| If you need me to tell you which one it is, keep giving your money to Hershey's. |