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| The raps are all like this. | |
| The rap goes like this. | |
| Is that real or is that AI? | |
| Are you asking me for real? | |
| Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same? | |
| Are you lost? | |
| It's Teehee He Twed. | |
| You should have made a special stinger for that. | |
| That's disappointing. | |
| Take it away. | |
| Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday. | |
| And right now, you can save £50 per person. | |
| That's £200 off for a family of four. | |
| Is that real or is that AI? | |
| Are you asking me for real? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Next one. | |
| Life is worth the living. | |
| Life is worth living. | |
| Next one. | |
| Next one. | |
| We're just doing anti-Semitic memes in here now, did we? | |
| Did Professor Jacob okay that one? | |
| I don't. | |
| I think it should be clear from my reaction. | |
| It's the your meme is under construction. | |
| I don't speak Mandarin. | |
| Because it's so, it's so beautifully constructed. | |
| What people are not going to appreciate about that is it's a joke about the medium of memes. | |
| Because we used to like watch television, for instance. | |
| And now we don't. | |
| We just doom scroll and look at memes. | |
| And that was a meme constructed essentially as a television show. | |
| Even with the little stinger at the end, it was really, really superb. | |
| Really superb. | |
| Next one. | |
| Who do you think it was? | |
| Oh, uh. | |
| Was that Michaela May? | |
| It was Professor Jacob. | |
| No. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Wow Okay, next one. | |
| Hold on one second. | |
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| It's this. | |
| The rats are all like this. | |
| The rat goes like this. | |
| So the rat's like this. | |
| The normal rat is like this. | |
| That's the normal rat. | |
| Like this, like this. | |
| It sniffs. | |
| It's like this for quite a while. | |
| He's like this. | |
| And then maybe he sniffs. | |
| You are now a normal rat. | |
| I've never seen that. | |
| And I want to say it's AI, but I don't think it is. | |
| Next one. | |
| He who is resistant to change is destined to perish. | |
| So why don't you try to open up that mind of yours? | |
| You know, it's like, look at Ken. | |
| I mean, he real mature, man. | |
| Yeah, don't you ever tell me how to live my life again. | |
| This is pretty good. | |
| It's going to be tough to beat. | |
| Hi, buddy. | |
| are you lost sora is is unbelievable | |
| sora is definitely a brave young man but i'm afraid it goes to zen titanic that really sucks lady The Zen Titanic, and that was Mr. Davies. | |
| It was your boy. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I knew it. | |
| I knew it. | |
| That was good, though. | |
| That was a good one. | |
| Next one. | |
| Jane McGillis, Shane, you fought. | |
| Hey, I know that guy. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It was pretty brutal up there. | |
| Can you confirm this is you? | |
| Yes, this is. | |
| We have an unnamed source claiming you may, in fact, be a white supremacist. | |
| So white suit. | |
| I'm not a white supremacist. | |
| I just saved an entire family up there. | |
| And not that it matters at all, but those were Mexican. | |
| Those were Mexicans. | |
| The family was in fact Guatemalan. | |
| Are you saying on the record that all Hispanics look the same? | |
| What's this? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Yeah, it doesn't work because that's not the media in 2025. | |
| That's the media in like 2021 or something, 2022. | |
| That the title doesn't work. | |
| The bit is funny. | |
| title doesn't work. | |
| Did we make that? | |
| Was that one of you who made that? | |
| No. | |
| It's very, it's very good. | |
| Or is that just like going around TikTok? | |
| Anyway, it's accurate. | |
| Maria, select your person. | |
| Oh my God, what is happening? | |
| Just pick a person. | |
| I just pick a person at A. Pick a person. | |
| I'm going to go for the dude in the middle. | |
| Took a sip at a bad moment. | |
| That's good. | |
| It made me think a little too long, but it's good. | |
| Sure did. | |
| Triple A's. | |
| And in six months, you'll have to check them again. | |
| What was the first one of that round? | |
| I think it was the two comedians you like. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| What was the second one? | |
| Sabrina Carpenter. | |
| Oh, yeah, that's funny. | |
| It's accurate, but no, it's the shooting one. | |
| The shooting one for sure. | |
| Who was it? | |
| I actually think that was your bull. | |
| Unfortunately, no, but I like the trust that you have in me. | |
| It was the mysterious Michaela May. | |
| Man, I really blew it. | |
| I really swapped a couple there that were. | |
| That was a very strong round. | |
| The funniest one of all was Bro, your meme is loading. | |
| And that was really, actually magnificent. | |
| Really, really good stuff. | |
| Okay, I'm Michael Knowles. | |
| This is the Michael Knoll show. | |
| See you tomorrow. |