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I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers on this.
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Happy days are almost here again in just about two days now.
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A little, I don't know, not even, a little less than two days.
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I will be in Washington, D.C., live for the inauguration.
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In fact, my show, the Michael Knowles show, will kick off all of Daily Wire's coverage for the inauguration, I guess at 830 Eastern.
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And then we'll roll through and then President Covfefe comes back into power.
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And it's going to be great for a little preview of what we can expect over the next four years.
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The producers have compiled some of the greatest hits so far.
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Here are the best of President Trump's nicknames.
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Little pencil neck.
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Chef watermelon head.
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Pocahontas.
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Crooked Hillary.
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Crazy Bernie.
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Laugh and Kamala.
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L-A-F-F-I-N apostrophe.
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Ron DeSanctimonious.
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Alfred E. Newman.
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Birdbrain.
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Tampon Tim.
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Sleepy Joe Biden.
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Obama.
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Obama.
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Let me be clear.
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The ones that seem the weakest are somehow the best.
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L-A-F-F-I-N apostrophe.
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Love it.
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What are we going to have next for all these senators who are trying to hold up as nominees?
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What are we going to have next for the Prime Minister of Denmark?
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Oh, can you imagine?
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When we send the F-35s over Greenland to take over?
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Oh, man.
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I can't wait.
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Now we turn to...
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It's called We Do a Little Trolling.
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We do a little trolling.
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It's called We Do a Little Trolling.
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You know, she said she had 33,000 emails, and the emails were for her yoga lessons.
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You know, she's not big into yoga, I think.
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If she is, she's not getting her money's worth.
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Oh, here's another one.
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Go home to mom.
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Go home to mom.
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And your mother is voting for Trump?
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She's voting for Trump?
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True.
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President Obama was constantly chewing gum.
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And then on top of that, he took it out of his mouth, put it back.
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You can't do it.
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It's disgusting.
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Somebody had to do it.
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I am the chosen one.
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Somebody had to do it.
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Keep it tight.
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We've got the salt on it.
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Never touches the human hand.
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Very good.
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Nice and full.
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Thank you.
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This is just so beautiful.
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It's called we do a little drolling, even when he gets up there and your mother works for...
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The guy is the greatest stand-up comedian alive today, certainly since Norm Macdonald died.
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There's no question about it.
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9-11.
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Now we turn to the best of Fighting the Press.
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I've got to come over and see the fake news.
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Let's go.
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She's shocked that I picked her.
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I don't remember that.
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She's shocked.
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I'm not thinking, Mr. President.
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That's okay.
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I know you're not thinking.
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You never do.
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I'm sorry?
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Please, don't be a baby.
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What a stupid question that is.
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What a stupid question.
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But I watch you a lot.
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You ask a lot of stupid questions.
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COVID, COVID. You know why?
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They're trying to talk everybody out of voting.
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People aren't buying it, CNN, you dumb bastards.
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Mr. President, can you give us a question?
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You're attacking us.
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Can you give us a question?
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Don't be- Can you give us a question?
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I'm not gonna give you a question.
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Can you stay- Can you stay categorically?
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You are fake news.
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Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia. Russia, Russia. Russia. Russia, Russia, Russia.
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It was all bullsh*t.
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It's in the head turn.
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Especially as a child of New York who grew up there, I'm pretty familiar with the mannerisms and rhetoric of New Yorkers.
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And it's all...
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Even that pause, it's just so...
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You are fake news.
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Now, you know what's not fake news?
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In two days, we will be live on the ground in Washington, D.C. for President Trump's inauguration.
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Watch live.
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All the coverage kicking off with the Michael Knowles Show, 8.30 Eastern Time.
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You're going to get me.
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Then you can go make a sandwich or whatever when I go off the screen.
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But then I'm going to come back on the screen because we're going to be covering the inauguration live from D.C. Inauguration Day, January 20th.
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Watch it with us.
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Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, Andrew Klavan, and Jeremy Boring.
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Live from D.C. Donald Trump's historic second term officially begins.
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Coverage starts at 8.30 a.m.
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Eastern.
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Watch live on Daily Wire+.
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Next up, President Trump with world leaders.
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The orb, I'm...
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I remember the orb.
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Getting a good picture, everybody.
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So we look nice and handsome.
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Beautiful.
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I think you got him.
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I think you got him.
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That was the best one.
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Abe was terrific.
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He's a R.I.P. Abe.
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The koi fish was great, but the best one.
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The best of any of those interactions.
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Better than the orb.
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Better than pulling people in for the handshake.
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What is that?
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All right, you're going to make sure we look nice and good and thin.
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And then that cut to Kim Jong-un.
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Next up, best of President Trump with children. - best of President Trump with children. - Well, that's very good.
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Well, you just have a good time.
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Are you still a believer in Santa?
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Because at seven it's marginal, right?
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Future construction worker.
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Future construction worker.
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Where's your daddy?
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And your mommy, right?
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Do you want to go back to them or do you want to stay with Donald Trump?
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Trump. Trump, that's great.
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The construction work is great.
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But the best one, without question, is you still a believer in Santa?
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Because it's seven, it's marginal, right?
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Kind of marginal.
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Some of the best Trump tweets.
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This was back when Twitter was Twitter.
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Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart.
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She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again.
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Just watch.
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He can do much better.
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Listen, President Trump understands matters of the heart.
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You're beautiful.
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The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
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That one's almost dull by Trump's standards.
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That one's almost so obvious.
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This is one of the greatest that he's ever posted.
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I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.
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There's a reason that one sticks around and keeps popping up.
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Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes autism.
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Many such cases.
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I know you're not allowed to say that.
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Maybe now you are allowed to say that because Bobby Kennedy is the health guru of America, but I don't know.
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It seems like there are at least some such cases.
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Barney, I remember this one too.
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Barney Frank looked disgusting.
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Nipples protruding.
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In his blue shirt before Congress.
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Very, very disrespectful.
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It was.
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It was.
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You should dress in a manner befitting the dignity or the ideal dignity of that chamber.
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I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
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Of course.
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Of course.
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Good point.
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The American flag.
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There you go, baby.
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There it is.
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Wow.
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Where's the best tweet?
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You didn't get the best tweet.
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The very best tweet that President Trump has ever made is a great book for you reading.
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Enjoyment.
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Reasons to Vote for Democrats by Michael J. Knowles.
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The American people agreed with the thesis of that book in November.
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Perhaps there will be an expanded edition.
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Perhaps we can get another blurb from President Trump.
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There will be ample time during this, his second term.