The Michael Knowles Show - Trump’s Funniest Highlights from 45—And Now, 4 More Years!
Aired: 2025-01-18
Duration: 09:06


=== Inauguration Preview (04:38) ===

[00:00:00]  I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers on this.
[00:00:08]  Happy days are almost here again in just about two days now.
[00:00:13]  A little, I don't know, not even, a little less than two days.
[00:00:15]  I will be in Washington, D.C., live for the inauguration.
[00:00:19]  In fact, my show, the Michael Knowles show, will kick off all of Daily Wire's coverage for the inauguration, I guess at 830 Eastern.
[00:00:25]  And then we'll roll through and then President Covfefe comes back into power.
[00:00:29]  And it's going to be great for a little preview of what we can expect over the next four years.
[00:00:33]  The producers have compiled some of the greatest hits so far.
[00:00:39]  Here are the best of President Trump's nicknames.
[00:00:43]  Little pencil neck.
[00:00:44]  Chef watermelon head.
[00:00:46]  Pocahontas.
[00:00:47]  Crooked Hillary.
[00:00:48]  Crazy Bernie.
[00:00:49]  Laugh and Kamala.
[00:00:50]  L-A-F-F-I-N apostrophe.
[00:00:52]  Ron DeSanctimonious.
[00:00:53]  Alfred E. Newman.
[00:00:54]  Birdbrain.
[00:00:55]  Tampon Tim.
[00:00:56]  Sleepy Joe Biden.
[00:00:57]  Obama.
[00:00:58]  Obama.
[00:01:00]  Let me be clear.
[00:01:04]  The ones that seem the weakest are somehow the best.
[00:01:09]  L-A-F-F-I-N apostrophe.
[00:01:12]  Love it.
[00:01:13]  What are we going to have next for all these senators who are trying to hold up as nominees?
[00:01:16]  What are we going to have next for the Prime Minister of Denmark?
[00:01:19]  Oh, can you imagine?
[00:01:20]  When we send the F-35s over Greenland to take over?
[00:01:23]  Oh, man.
[00:01:24]  I can't wait.
[00:01:25]  Now we turn to...
[00:01:25]  It's called We Do a Little Trolling.
[00:01:27]  We do a little trolling.
[00:01:29]  It's called We Do a Little Trolling.
[00:01:30]  You know, she said she had 33,000 emails, and the emails were for her yoga lessons.
[00:01:36]  You know, she's not big into yoga, I think.
[00:01:39]  If she is, she's not getting her money's worth.
[00:01:41]  Oh, here's another one.
[00:01:43]  Go home to mom.
[00:01:44]  Go home to mom.
[00:01:47]  And your mother is voting for Trump?
[00:01:50]  She's voting for Trump?
[00:01:52]  True.
[00:01:54]  President Obama was constantly chewing gum.
[00:01:57]  And then on top of that, he took it out of his mouth, put it back.
[00:02:01]  You can't do it.
[00:02:02]  It's disgusting.
[00:02:04]  Somebody had to do it.
[00:02:06]  I am the chosen one.
[00:02:08]  Somebody had to do it.
[00:02:10]  Keep it tight.
[00:02:17]  We've got the salt on it.
[00:02:22]  Never touches the human hand.
[00:02:24]  Very good.
[00:02:24]  Nice and full.
[00:02:25]  Thank you.
[00:02:27]  This is just so beautiful.
[00:02:29]  It's called we do a little drolling, even when he gets up there and your mother works for...
[00:02:37]  The guy is the greatest stand-up comedian alive today, certainly since Norm Macdonald died.
[00:02:45]  There's no question about it.
[00:02:46]  9-11.
[00:02:47]  Now we turn to the best of Fighting the Press.
[00:02:51]  I've got to come over and see the fake news.
[00:02:53]  Let's go.
[00:02:54]  She's shocked that I picked her.
[00:02:56]  I don't remember that.
[00:02:57]  She's shocked.
[00:02:58]  I'm not thinking, Mr. President.
[00:02:59]  That's okay.
[00:02:59]  I know you're not thinking.
[00:03:00]  You never do.
[00:03:01]  I'm sorry?
[00:03:01]  Please, don't be a baby.
[00:03:03]  What a stupid question that is.
[00:03:05]  What a stupid question.
[00:03:06]  But I watch you a lot.
[00:03:08]  You ask a lot of stupid questions.
[00:03:09]  COVID, COVID. You know why?
[00:03:12]  They're trying to talk everybody out of voting.
[00:03:14]  People aren't buying it, CNN, you dumb bastards.
[00:03:17]  Mr. President, can you give us a question?
[00:03:18]  You're attacking us.
[00:03:19]  Can you give us a question?
[00:03:20]  Don't be- Can you give us a question?
[00:03:22]  I'm not gonna give you a question.
[00:03:23]  Can you stay- Can you stay categorically?
[00:03:25]  You are fake news.
[00:03:26]  Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia. Russia, Russia. Russia. Russia, Russia, Russia.
[00:03:30]  It was all bullsh*t.
[00:03:33]  It's in the head turn.
[00:03:37]  Especially as a child of New York who grew up there, I'm pretty familiar with the mannerisms and rhetoric of New Yorkers.
[00:03:46]  And it's all...
[00:03:49]  Even that pause, it's just so...
[00:03:52]  You are fake news.
[00:03:53]  Now, you know what's not fake news?
[00:03:55]  In two days, we will be live on the ground in Washington, D.C. for President Trump's inauguration.
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[00:04:05]  All the coverage kicking off with the Michael Knowles Show, 8.30 Eastern Time.
[00:04:09]  You're going to get me.
[00:04:11]  Then you can go make a sandwich or whatever when I go off the screen.
[00:04:13]  But then I'm going to come back on the screen because we're going to be covering the inauguration live from D.C. Inauguration Day, January 20th.
[00:04:21]  Watch it with us.
[00:04:22]  Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, Andrew Klavan, and Jeremy Boring.

=== The Best Trump Moment (04:42) ===

[00:04:26]  Live from D.C. Donald Trump's historic second term officially begins.
[00:04:30]  Coverage starts at 8.30 a.m.
[00:04:32]  Eastern.
[00:04:32]  Watch live on Daily Wire+.
[00:04:35]  Next up, President Trump with world leaders.
[00:04:38]  The orb, I'm...
[00:04:51]  I remember the orb.
[00:04:53]  Getting a good picture, everybody.
[00:05:10]  So we look nice and handsome.
[00:05:12]  Beautiful.
[00:05:13]  I think you got him.
[00:05:15]  I think you got him.
[00:05:16]  That was the best one.
[00:05:24]  Abe was terrific.
[00:05:25]  He's a R.I.P. Abe.
[00:05:27]  The koi fish was great, but the best one.
[00:05:30]  The best of any of those interactions.
[00:05:32]  Better than the orb.
[00:05:33]  Better than pulling people in for the handshake.
[00:05:35]  What is that?
[00:05:36]  All right, you're going to make sure we look nice and good and thin.
[00:05:40]  And then that cut to Kim Jong-un.
[00:05:43]  Next up, best of President Trump with children. - best of President Trump with children. - Well, that's very good.
[00:06:05]  Well, you just have a good time.
[00:06:07]  Are you still a believer in Santa?
[00:06:11]  Because at seven it's marginal, right?
[00:06:13]  Future construction worker.
[00:06:20]  Future construction worker.
[00:06:30]  Where's your daddy?
[00:06:32]  And your mommy, right?
[00:06:34]  Do you want to go back to them or do you want to stay with Donald Trump?
[00:06:39]  Trump. Trump, that's great.
[00:06:49]  The construction work is great.
[00:06:50]  But the best one, without question, is you still a believer in Santa?
[00:06:54]  Because it's seven, it's marginal, right?
[00:06:59]  Kind of marginal.
[00:07:00]  Some of the best Trump tweets.
[00:07:02]  This was back when Twitter was Twitter.
[00:07:03]  Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart.
[00:07:06]  She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again.
[00:07:09]  Just watch.
[00:07:09]  He can do much better.
[00:07:11]  Listen, President Trump understands matters of the heart.
[00:07:15]  You're beautiful.
[00:07:17]  The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
[00:07:21]  That one's almost dull by Trump's standards.
[00:07:24]  That one's almost so obvious.
[00:07:26]  This is one of the greatest that he's ever posted.
[00:07:30]  I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.
[00:07:47]  There's a reason that one sticks around and keeps popping up.
[00:07:51]  Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes autism.
[00:07:57]  Many such cases.
[00:07:59]  I know you're not allowed to say that.
[00:08:01]  Maybe now you are allowed to say that because Bobby Kennedy is the health guru of America, but I don't know.
[00:08:06]  It seems like there are at least some such cases.
[00:08:10]  Barney, I remember this one too.
[00:08:12]  Barney Frank looked disgusting.
[00:08:14]  Nipples protruding.
[00:08:17]  In his blue shirt before Congress.
[00:08:20]  Very, very disrespectful.
[00:08:22]  It was.
[00:08:23]  It was.
[00:08:23]  You should dress in a manner befitting the dignity or the ideal dignity of that chamber.
[00:08:31]  I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
[00:08:33]  Of course.
[00:08:34]  Of course.
[00:08:34]  Good point.
[00:08:35]  The American flag.
[00:08:36]  There you go, baby.
[00:08:38]  There it is.
[00:08:39]  Wow.
[00:08:40]  Where's the best tweet?
[00:08:41]  You didn't get the best tweet.
[00:08:43]  The very best tweet that President Trump has ever made is a great book for you reading.
[00:08:51]  Enjoyment.
[00:08:52]  Reasons to Vote for Democrats by Michael J. Knowles.
[00:08:55]  The American people agreed with the thesis of that book in November.
[00:08:58]  Perhaps there will be an expanded edition.
[00:09:00]  Perhaps we can get another blurb from President Trump.
[00:09:02]  There will be ample time during this, his second term.