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International Women's Day is upon us again, and I love an international woman. | |
But our friends over at Hershey's, they don't even know what a woman is. | |
They've hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women's Day campaign. | |
And they're calling that campaign, and I swear I'm not making this up, Her-She. | |
It's humiliating. | |
And it's the reason that I'm launching Jeremy's Chocolate. | |
We have two kinds. | |
She, her, and he, him. | |
One of them's got nuts. | |
If you need me to tell you which one it is, keep giving your money to Hershey's. |