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She Said She Did THIS For Coachella Tickets! Ft. Jack Doherty

Jack Doherty joins hosts Aaron Poxon and Chris to interview diverse women in Pennsylvania regarding personal metrics like body counts and birth control usage before discussing his PGA ban and strict dating standards. The group debates the morality of trading sexual favors for Coachella tickets, with Jack condemning the act while others admit doing so for event access. Ultimately, the conversation exposes conflicting views on honesty, transactional relationships, and their potential impact on future generations. [Automatically generated summary]

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And we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Your Podcast, man.
After our edition, we'll join some lovely ladies.
Let's get into it.
Cheers, bro.
Live From Penn State 00:01:31
Get out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
All right, and we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Your Podcast, man.
After Hours, this is your man.
We're going to be in some other race.
Down the moment.
We're going to be in Pennsylvania.
We're going to go to Penn State on Wednesday.
I think we're going to leave.
The show's Wednesday, but Tuesday we're going to go.
Okay.
So we'll give you guys an After Hours probably on Monday, and then you're going to drop Money Monday video probably for them?
Yes.
We're going to interview DJ, how to do DJing, how to make money with it as well on Money Mondays this Monday.
Interesting.
Okay.
So that's something that you guys can do if you guys want to get a side hustle, you guys that like EDM or DJ.
Being a DJ in general, music.
Good money.
Ways that you can make money on the side with your career or whatever you might be doing, side hustle.
So we'll be there doing debates and we're going to do a fresh fit show as well over there.
So I'll do a table debate, as you guys know, with politics, whatever, and then we'll go ahead and do a show with some girls on the campus.
I don't know if we're going to live stream it.
We might pre record it, but we'll figure it out.
It depends, yeah.
It depends on like connections and everything else like that, as you guys know, with like internet.
And I think that's pretty much it, Chris.
Go ahead.
Can I come to the campus and show up with Henny?
How To DJ For Money 00:15:16
No?
No?
I want to, I guess.
Yeah, well, we'll see.
But, you know, W Girls, W Jack, W Bills and Moe, we're here at W Chat.
Right now, I can't see the chat because my computer's off, but it just turned out by itself.
But we're here, and it's Friday, so let's make it happen.
I'm so sober right now.
Who knows what may happen, but let's make stuff happen.
And follow me at OnlyFans.com slash Aaron Poxon.
What?
No, I'm joking.
I have no OnlyFans.
If you want me to, I'll make one.
What?
But, anyways.
I believe you.
Let's have a great show.
Thank you, Chris.
All right.
All right.
Well, thank you for coming, ladies.
If you don't mind, give us your name.
Your age, we do it for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
Let's start right here.
Welcome to the show.
My name's Yazket.
How old are you?
I'm 24.
What do you do for work?
I do trade shows, like brand modeling at conventions.
You're a model?
No, I wouldn't consider myself a model, but.
What'd you consider yourself?
Just like a promoter, basically, for brands.
Okay.
Where are you from, Rusling?
Vegas.
Okay.
And you said you do promotion for brands?
Yeah.
Highest education level completed?
I dropped out of college.
So high school?
Yeah.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
Huh?
Are your parents together?
No.
Birth control?
No.
And then Chris.
All right.
So I was going to say her race.
Well, it's Yasa Kat?
Yeah.
It's like Y A S Q E T.
Okay.
What's your background, ethnicity?
I am Egyptian and white.
Hello, my mom!
You speak Arabic or no?
No.
No.
My family does.
Can I know?
Kellam RV?
No.
Yeah, no.
Go ahead, Chris.
Wait, what's her job?
She's just a promotion promoter.
Oh, yeah, she wants to just race, man.
For trade shows.
For trade shows?
Yeah.
It's different than the club.
Yeah, it's kind of different, but she still has a network.
So, your head is actually networks.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, your body count?
My body count?
Yeah.
One.
Not tonight, girl.
You're from Vegas.
That's a lie, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You're on fresh.
You said it.
Ain't no way your body count was.
You got 10 bodies by showing up here.
Oh, my goodness.
I mean, most girls out there.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hey, y'all.
Bugatti Black.
He knew what to do.
It's Bugatti Black.
You busted me and I'm busting back.
You already know what the fuck.
Wait, that's your catchphrase?
That is my name.
That's hilarious.
It is.
You ever been in a Bugatti?
I have.
Okay, shit.
I have.
Yes, I have.
What color was it?
It was black.
It makes a lot of sense.
Okay.
Which is why I got the name.
Absolutely.
How old are you?
I'm 40.
Okay.
Mm hmm.
Four.
Where are you from?
Mm hmm.
Dang.
Oh, 44 or four?
I am 44.
44.
Okay.
Where are you from?
Grown as fuck.
Chicago.
But I live here in Miami.
Been here since 2014.
Okay.
Clear your throat, motherfucker.
Get the phlegm out of me.
And she got kids, right?
I worked.
Why are you worried about my children?
Are you trying to give me children?
Holy shit.
Jack, do you want to give me some babies?
Fuck.
Because I can still have them.
Because you're going to go on fresh and fit and not take care of them.
I can still get a period.
Do you want me to have your baby?
Because I can't.
Exactly.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Here we go.
So, you asked me what I do for a living.
Are you being respectful here?
No, no.
Of course, I'm being respectful.
Me and Jack, we're good.
Yeah, but don't swear to him.
No, quite, we're good.
But your daddy.
Whoa, okay.
All right.
So, you asked me what I do for a living.
I work for the county, for Miami-Dade County, and I also have my own podcast, Busting Back with Black.
On TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Master's degree.
Okay.
And what?
In business management.
All right.
Do you get it like from here in Florida or somewhere?
No, no, from Chicago, a private institution.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
How many kids?
I have four.
How about grandkids?
None.
What are your oldest?
Thank God, 24.
Okay.
All right.
Are your parents together or?
My parents were together up until the time that my father passed.
Okay.
So I know what real love looks like.
Birth control?
No.
All right.
Which is why I have four children.
And then I'm going to say, ethnic background is black?
It is, as far as I know.
All right.
Foundational.
Hi, what's your name?
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
All right, don't hurt me, all right?
The body count?
My body count?
Yeah, it's pretty high, all right.
Too many to remember.
What?
Over 100?
I can't say.
Okay.
You know what?
I came up during the time where ecstasy was very big during that time.
So it took a lot of my memory.
So it would require some people to tell me, like, hey, you remember me?
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me get this straight.
But I might.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Except your brain?
Excellency does.
So you have holes in your brain?
Yes.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Wait, wait, so you smash niggas on ecstasy?
Back in the day, yes.
Absolutely.
Roland.
All right, all right.
Roland.
Okay.
Roland.
I think she's on it.
I'm very excited.
I'm Swan.
Woo!
Right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Props to you, I guess.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Let's go.
Keep going.
Any ditty parties?
No.
Unfortunately, I wish.
Okay.
What?
I would have been there.
I would have been a hot topic.
Flat topic.
And I would not have testified against them.
Absolutely.
Let's go.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi.
So, I'm Jasmine.
Okay.
How old are you, Jasmine?
I am 38.
Okay.
Guys, she thought about it.
No, I'm fucking 38.
Okay.
All right, where are you from?
I am from the Bronx, New York.
Oh, shit.
So, you're here on vacation?
I'm on what?
Are you here on vacation?
No, I'm not on vacation.
I live in Fort Myers now.
Oh, okay.
I've been here for three months already.
Three months?
Okay, three months.
What do you do for work?
So, I'm a statistician.
I'm an ass statistician, like Jack wants to say, because he wants me to wax his ass.
What?
What the fuck?
No.
First of all, fuck no.
Second of all.
That's what you said.
What?
Nah.
A little bit.
Okay.
You're 38.
Highest.
I don't.
I don't.
Highest education level completed?
So the highest education.
I went to cosmetology school, right?
Yeah, that's it.
All right.
Relationship status?
I am single right now.
Okay.
Wonder why?
I'm single and ready to mingle.
Did you leave New York when you became single pretty much?
No, I lived in Michigan for a while.
Oh, okay.
You've been all over.
I've been all over, baby.
Are your parents together or?
My parents are together.
All right.
Nice.
And then birth control for you?
What kind of birth control?
Yes.
That means nine.
Yes, I have birth control.
I am A, baby.
How many kids you got?
I have two.
Okay.
And are you Puerto Rican or?
I am Boricua.
Okay.
Puerto Rican.
Bronx.
All right.
You guys can get along.
I'm New Yorkan, baby.
Who's taking care of your kids right now?
Puerto Ricans hate me, actually.
I'm just so curious.
I just feel like when I'm a parent, I'm not going to be like, especially the mother, huh?
The New York Weekends hate you?
What?
I'm asking you, who's taking care of your kids right now?
Oh, no, my kids are grown, baby.
How old are they?
They are like 18.
No, my daughter is 18.
My son is 23.
When did you have your first kid?
My first kid was at 16.
Oh, Hammers don't believe in abortions.
No, no, no, but it's okay, though.
I got me.
I did it.
They have kids young.
I'm slit, hell yeah.
All right.
All right.
Body count?
I got me.
Body count?
Sexually, not violently.
Oh, oh, she's in the Bronx.
That's what I'm saying.
So I'll limit it at 10.
I'm 10.
That's it?
Yeah, hell yeah.
I don't give everybody my pussy.
I mean, not happening, baby.
Gave 10 niggas, so.
All right, what about you?
What's your name?
My name is Alyssa.
All right, Alyssa, how old are you?
21.
Okay.
And I'm from Vegas.
Okay.
Are you guys friends?
We are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Best friends.
Scary.
Okay.
So you're from Vegas.
And what do you do for work?
I also do trade show.
Okay.
For promotions?
Yeah.
And you do modeling for it?
Yeah.
Okay.
What does that entail?
Is that like you trading your, like, not obviously your body, but like your modeling in the trade show?
Pretty much, yeah.
So you're like the, I guess you could say, ring girl type of like dress?
I just like that vibe, yeah.
Oh, that's even worse, but I think.
Not really.
I'm assuming you like go through like some type of company and like they bring, like you work for that company and then that company just gives you guys gigs.
Exactly.
To show up at.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
All right.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
Uh, birth control for you?
No.
Are you also Egyptian or?
I'm not.
I'm Hispanic.
Okay, Mexican?
Yeah.
All right.
Um, all right.
Uh, what about you?
Welcome back.
Hi, my name is Bella.
Okay.
How old are you, Bella?
18.
Where are you from?
Um, I'm from Michigan.
Okay.
What part of Michigan?
Detroit.
She's a funny one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, what do you do for work?
Only fans.
Okay.
Highest education level completed in high school?
High school.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents together?
No.
Yeah, they are.
Okay.
Oh, they are.
Okay.
Wait.
No?
No.
Okay.
Birth control view?
No.
All right.
And then race white?
Puerto Rican.
100%?
50%.
Okay, white and Puerto Rican?
Yeah.
All right.
You have kids?
No, I don't have kids.
Don't worry, it's coming.
It's coming very soon.
You're Puerto Rican.
By the way, what's your body count?
Turn it for us.
Don't go out to question, man.
Yeah, we didn't forget.
It's three.
300?
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice!
Nice!
Smart!
Trade show, right?
You're walking around looking hot.
You're going to get hit on.
Multiple times.
That doesn't mean I want them though.
I know, but you're going to say no so many times.
I mean, yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
Well, I see what he's saying.
He's saying, like, if you get hit on 5,000 times, there's going to be a conversion rate to some degree.
100%.
So I'll leave that there.
Mathematically speaking, at least.
Yes.
Not in your favor.
But what about you?
Your body count?
Five.
You only fans.
Yeah.
We believe in you.
Right.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, my name is Melanie.
I'm from.
Oh, I'm 20.
I just turned 20.
And I was born and raised in Miami.
Oh, okay.
Are you Cuban?
Cuban Dominican.
Okay.
Kiloke.
Kiloke.
What do you do for work?
I'm a registered behavioral therapist.
Okay.
Yes.
Can you tell us what that entails?
It's basically the care of kids with disabilities.
Can you help Chris?
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe he's out of reach.
He's an alcoholic.
Oh, not that type of disability.
More and more born with it or throughout your life.
Oh, so fresh.
Yeah, like, yeah.
How fresh out, man?
Highest education level completed for you?
High school.
All right.
Oh, you could do that with a high school diploma?
Yeah, definitely.
My mother did that.
Wow.
Damn.
I just followed my mother's footsteps.
Is it like, did you have to go to some kind of third school?
No, you have to pass a board.
80 out of 80 questions.
You have to study for it.
Okay.
Did you take a course or anything?
You have to study it.
Yeah, they gave you a course.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
No.
Really good job of you?
Used to.
Okay, no more, though.
Why'd you stop?
Just because I wanted to.
Just because?
Just because.
Okay.
You know?
Okay.
And what's your body count?
A nice and easy seven.
Nah, it's pretty high.
Like, you have the thousand cocks there.
I see it in your eyes.
Dude, what?
Yeah, bro.
Look at the eyes.
Bro, she's cooked, bro.
Bro, look at that shit, bro.
She's the girl Chris had the thousand cocks there.
Yeah, yeah.
She looks simple, Chris.
Simple.
Simple.
There we go.
We gotta blur.
Chris, you gotta focus it, okay?
There you go.
There we go.
You know what's funny?
It'd be blurred, and like Chris doesn't notice because that's his real vision.
Oh, yeah.
You notice that?
Because his legs.
He never actually focuses anything, and it's like, wait.
It's because he's looking at it through his vision.
He's like, this is good.
Yo, he'd be like, yeah, camera angle.
Chris.
Yeah.
See, ladies, we roast each other.
All right.
Fantastic.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Natalie.
Natalie?
You look fake.
You look like a doll.
You look like AI.
What the?
Thank you.
How does that even work?
It's a compliment.
It's a compliment.
All right.
How old are you, Natalie?
I'm 25.
25?
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm Colombian.
I need Carawans.
But you live here in Miami now?
Yeah, I live here in Miami.
Okay.
Did you go to high school here and stuff?
Yeah.
All right.
What do you do for work?
I work at Taco Bell for now.
Oh, okay.
I'm planning on joining the Air Force.
You should be eating, huh?
Air Force?
Yeah.
Right now?
I'm planning on going next year.
What are you going to do?
Um.
I still have to go to Iran, nigga.
You're not being a fucking pilot anymore after this fucking episode.
You're very much a driver.
Bye bye.
You're going to Iran, bro.
Yeah.
You're about to go to Isfahan.
Yes, you are.
Wait, isn't it from like 18 to 39?
42.
So we're cooked.
Well, I'm out of there.
Do you even register for like, nigga, you probably even register for selective service, man?
I have a disability, though, so I'm good to go.
Yeah.
Let's see what happens.
Yeah.
What's your disability?
Trust me, you don't want to know.
All right, so you said you talked about what you're preparing to go to Air Force, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you go to college or no?
No.
I'm planning on going after, though.
All right.
Relationship status?
I'm single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
Yeah, my parents are.
Okay.
Birth control for you?
I'm sorry.
Birth control for you?
No.
Okay.
Chris sleeps.
What's that?
Chris is asleep.
What do you mean?
It's on the 10th.
No, you forgot a question.
Who was talking?
Body count.
Yeah.
Who was talking all the time, bro?
Who wants your body count?
None.
What?
None?
You're a virgin?
Yeah.
I'm Christian.
You know what?
And I'm sober.
And you're 25?
Diet And Relationship Status 00:02:01
Yeah.
So no man's been in there.
No man.
Maybe.
Not even a tickle.
No.
Short said Taco Bell, but no taco meat, I guess.
Damn.
Put it on God.
Yeah.
On God, I can't put it on.
That's against Christianity.
Christ is King.
Let me ask you a question real quick.
You say 25, right?
Do you do surgery at all?
No, my body's not.
Let me see real quick, if you don't mind.
Can you turn up a little twirl?
Yeah.
Okay, so that is a virgin body.
She's very fit for her.
All right.
I don't call that fit, but I'll call that fit, bro.
Some nice little set.
Okay, okay.
You do any surgery?
Is that natural?
My body's natural, yes.
Are you Cuban?
I'm Colombian.
Colombian, Nicaraguan.
That's, uh.
I don't know, man.
I mean, she works at Taco Bell Fresh.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Like, she probably eats chocolate, you know, tacos at lunch break.
I'm actually a vegetarian, so.
What?
I don't believe nothing you're saying right now, man.
This is crazy.
These two are my best friends.
These two are my best friends.
They know.
They're gonna say their versions too every single time.
No meat on food?
No, nothing.
Guys, that's crazy.
They eat like eggs and shit.
I eat a lot of eggs, tuna.
Fish?
Yeah, she eats fish and stuff.
She just don't eat like chicken and stuff.
I don't eat chicken.
No, no, no Well, what the hell?
Well, I was going somewhere with that, but let's continue.
All right.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
What's your name?
Scorpio.
All right, Scorpio.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
What do you do for work?
Old Block Board Games 00:06:27
So I travel dance and I also work in the warehouse, but I build like circuit boards.
So you're like a black nerd?
A little bit, but like, you know what I'm saying?
A little bit, nigga.
But you dance too?
Yeah, I do everything because I got a two year old, you know what I'm saying?
So, wait, are you from Miami or like where do you live?
Nah, I'm from Chicago, but I've been in Florida for like 10 years.
Are you like local here in Miami or up north?
I travel like here back and forth, so I don't stay that far because I stay like four hours away.
Hey, y'all!
Okay, so you come between Miami and up north somewhere.
I'll say Orlando, maybe.
Okay, what do you.
And what do you do for work?
You said you do a couple things.
Yeah, I work in the warehouse and I build like circuit boards.
You know, like they're going to, they're going to, yeah, in computers and shit.
Yeah.
And then like I have OnlyFans and all that stuff.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
So you're a nerd.
You do a lot.
Wait, you know what?
So wait, do you work with like chips?
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
That's what you build chips.
Yeah.
But also I build like the board.
Okay.
The board and the chips.
Yeah.
And like I put like the little components on the board.
Oh, she got it.
She soldered and she got it.
Wait, wait, so you do OnlyFans, solder boards, and you're from Chicago?
OnlyFans.
Who are you?
I got many talents, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, so you know what we need, sweetheart?
We need to go to Old Block, me and Myron.
Can you get us in there?
No, no, for a stream.
I don't think y'all are tough enough to go in Old Block.
Oh, I've been to Oblock before.
They don't have to be tough.
You just got to be tough.
I've been to Oblock, bro.
The fuck?
That's a bad idea.
You can't go to Oblock.
But you know.
But you got to be plugged, though.
So I don't know who took him.
I take myself there.
The fuck?
I think he's lying.
I can't explain.
He's lying.
I know he's lying.
That's why I don't even look at him when he's talking.
I told Leon.
No.
They said Leon's like, oh.
But you, you know how it goes.
Nah, I can't explain why I'm plugged in, but I know.
Yeah.
She's plugged in.
Yeah.
No, we're from Iraq, too.
So I know what she's talking about.
What are your thoughts on Taiwan then?
Speaking of chips and circuit boards.
What are your thoughts?
Think about this.
Think about that.
No opinion?
Think about this.
I mean, I figured she'd have an opinion on Taiwan because it's like, that's like the op for her.
It makes sense.
If you're like doing chips and stuff, that's the enemy.
Biggest.
Not familiar?
Okay.
She don't give a fuck.
She probably knows.
It's not her part.
Yeah, it's not my part.
What's your job title name?
I'm an engineer.
Okay.
And kind of like, I do a few things.
Like, I do like assembly work.
So, assembly work would be like assembling the boards and stuff like that.
For computers?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, can you fix my computer later?
Like, you know, can you, like, update my drives?
You might have to pay me, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
Hey, how are you gonna pay, Chris?
Yo, fresh.
You see what she's working with, man?
I see.
She's gonna update my drives?
She wants you to pay, bro.
My hard drives.
My hardware.
This thing can fuck.
Not software, because the software is programming.
This thing's so stupid, bro.
What are we doing right now, Chris?
You know, get him, Chris.
See, I will tell her I'm gonna do a twirl, but her dress is like.
Is a real, like, reveal that, but we're doing that.
She should have seen it in the stripper pool.
Oh, she was getting two ways.
I'll be traveling to Cali, um, Atlanta.
Like, yo, she got swaggered.
What's your dating status?
I'm single right now for a reason because I feel like men just don't have the intellectual capacity to understand, like, to handle you.
Oh, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
The hard drive.
Oh, my gosh, Chris, handle that.
She keep it a real good one.
I could, I was going back.
You can't handle her.
To understand me, I'm not saying like all men are like that, but it's just to understand you're different, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, okay, all right, hey yo, Chris, thanks again for donating to the church the other day, man.
I appreciate it.
All right, um, are your prayers together?
No, they're not.
What's good job for you?
Um, no, because I want another kid, okay, nice, all right, um, and then highest education level completed.
Um, I dropped out my senior year, okay, where's the uh, baby daddy?
He's in Miami, but he's not.
Damn, calling him out.
Damn, I don't get it.
Name drop and your block.
I'm gonna assume, yes.
All right, yes.
All right, and then uh, what about you?
What's your name?
Wait, hold on, uh, body count, Stephanie.
Uh, my body count, like sexually, sexually, not violence.
I got a few, I can't cap in my rap.
I got a few, so I can't give a name, but I got a few.
Do you work out?
Yeah, I do work out actually.
Get some nice arms there, Chris.
And I did like sports too.
Chris will love you because you can grip it harder, yeah, like Chris.
Throwing hands off, you might be scaring me.
I'm not gonna really, me, scare you.
You're about what four foot five, five, three, five, three.
All right, okay, that's halfway there.
Yeah, never mind.
Go ahead.
All right, okay, what's your name?
My name is Stephanie.
All right, Stephanie, how old are you?
19.
All right, where are you from?
I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Okay, what do you do for work?
I also work at Taco Bell.
Okay, no, which one?
Uh, Hylia, the Taco Twins.
Is it the one in, um.
By West Limahl?
Hylia Gardens.
You know, I used to live there.
Really?
I lived there for three months, bro.
I felt like a Cuban.
I lived there.
Wait, Hylia Gardens is a lot better than Hylia, though.
You guys are in Hylia Gardens or Hylia?
Hylia Gardens.
Okay.
It's a little upgraded, but still.
I mean, Hylia sucks in general, but that's like the less ghetto version.
I call it Crime Aliyah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For those of you that don't know, Hylia is like an area of Miami that's like filled with Cubans.
Yeah, I went to Hylia.
Nobody speaks English out there, bro.
Great Spanish, facts.
Are you Cuban?
Yes.
Okay.
Typical.
Okay.
Uh,.
So you did Taco Bell.
All right, cool.
Highest education, high school, I'm guessing.
You graduated?
Yes, high school.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents together?
Yes.
All right.
Brotherhood's overview?
Birth control for you?
Hylia Gardens vs Hylia 00:03:12
No.
Oh, no?
Okay.
All right.
I think we got everybody.
And guests of honor?
I'm going to do Jack.
Guests of honor, Jack?
Yeah, of course you got.
Wait, wait, wait.
Miss a highlight.
Body count?
Four.
I don't believe that.
All right, next.
All right, Jack, go ahead.
We'll give it to her for now.
Jack, we know who you are.
They may not.
Tell them who you are, real quick, bro.
What's up?
I'm Jack Doherty.
Yep.
All right, Els.
All right, Jack, body count.
I don't know.
Something.
Oh, you lost count.
Nah, I'm a good boy.
Where are you from?
New York.
Nice.
Yeah.
How's this going on, bro?
Huh?
Content wise, life wise?
Good, man.
Chilling, you know?
Been pretty chill recently.
What's new?
Nothing much.
Just keep doing what I'm doing.
I saw you got banned from the golf PGA tour.
How was that?
That was interesting.
You know, I lasted like 30 minutes in there, but it was a viral clip.
Fire.
All right.
We'll do some chats real quick and then hop into the question and then the video.
What's the first one?
Yo, I promise you, bro.
You're a virgin?
I can't believe that.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
Alex.
I don't know if you want me to tell you.
I go to a lot of these shows in Vegas to buy things for my businesses and always take one each day for three days that the show is there.
Take one?
Does he mean like one of the girls?
I go to a lot of the shows in Vegas.
Your grammar is crazy, brother.
Yeah, I don't know what he's saying.
I think he's saying girls, man.
Cat's about Vegas, bro.
Definitely not a teacher.
Okay, okay.
Uh, what's the next one?
Oh, the girls that do okay, see, I get it.
Oh, the girls that do the trade show all sell ass.
That's not true.
In my head, I'm like, yo, you're looking like that at a trade show.
It's horny guys trying to buy, they might try to buy you.
So, standards though.
So, okay, what's the standard for the guy you'll go for then?
I'm very specific.
Okay, what is it?
Specific.
Yes, I have a good heart.
Okay, good heart.
How tall?
Height doesn't matter.
Yeah.
As long as they're taller than me, then I don't care.
How tall are you?
I'm 5'4.
Okay, and how much?
How much?
What does it cost?
Do you have to make?
Yeah, how much?
More than me.
That's all.
Like, as long as you're better than me, that's all that matters.
Because remember, I'm trying to put this in a calculate, logical way where, like, you said you don't go for a lot of guys, right?
So who would you go for?
And let's say it's.
Good heart, you said tall, tall, other than you.
How much a year?
I don't have a number.
I feel like I'm picky.
So, like, a lot of people can come to me, but I'm not just like, well, I do these trade shows, so I'll fuck someone.
Like, what's a trade show?
It's like, um, you're like promoting, uh, yeah, a what?
It's a convention with a bunch of businesses together.
Like, in Vegas, there's a lot of those.
But it's funny because I'm telling you, the traffic in there is a lot.
Is a hell of a guy, so them being dressed in a certain way, they're gonna get a lot of attention.
I'm telling you, for sure, for sure.
Yeah, that's funny.
All right, uh, what's next one?
Vegas Convention Traffic 00:08:10
Let's see here.
Cam says if her face is filled with Botox and makeup, it looks like she's made out of plastic.
She's the type of girl you smash it and blast it.
Because her coon is probably looser than elastic.
The longer her nails and the more color on her hair, the longer her lashes, the more body she catches.
It's poetry.
If she twerks around the clock, she belongs to the whole block.
If she can rap a Megan Thee Stallion song, verse for verse, she doesn't belong to the streets.
She belongs to the whole universe.
That was good, bro.
That was good, bro.
Shut the camera.
Rudy says During the BTS stream, the ladies were talking about whether they had five countries ready to name.
Named a couple of continents plus Mexico.
Then got distracted and started dancing.
Whenever timing right, name the countries, usual rules.
You know what?
Let's do it right now.
We'll start right here, the countries, and you can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico, and you can't repeat whatever she said.
Well, her.
Right?
So.
And ladies, no helping.
United Kingdom Cuba and Africa you can't say Cuba.
Oh, I can't say cuz you're from there.
Oh Brazil okay.
Oh Brazil United Oh You uh you said Africa.
Thank you for playing.
What about you Nigeria Nigeria You got two more, you got this.
You got two more, man.
Jack of all trades?
I see.
How can you make a chip, but you can't name three countries?
Holy shit.
That wasn't me, that was Jack.
I don't know, she's looking at me like she got some scrap.
Music.
Nah, real smart, though.
That's crazy.
Three countries.
We believe in you.
You're a black queen.
We got the U.S. Think, you know, languages?
Dinosaur brain.
Oh my god, this is ice age.
The UK.
Yeah, she said that.
Oh shit.
You got two more.
You got this.
I can't repeat, but the man said it.
Trouble destinations, soccer, where you want to go to.
She said that, though.
Yeah, so two more.
Many more.
China.
Okay, one more.
This is crazy, bro.
Holy shit.
Yo, y'all rehearsed this in the back, didn't you?
God damn.
He said he rehearsed it in the back.
Five countries.
You got one more.
I believe in you.
I don't.
This is crazy, man.
Damn.
I don't want any chips that you made.
Okay, let's go.
All right, we're going to move on.
Miss Virgin.
Take the countries.
Panama.
Okay.
Haiti.
And Jamaica.
This bitch took all my.
What about you?
Afghanistan?
Austria?
Oh, nice.
All AAA.
What about you?
Wait, why isn't he going?
I'm fine.
He's a guest.
Yeah, you guys are the retired.
India.
India.
Come again.
Guatemala.
Okay.
And Europe.
Good job.
What's she saying?
She's in Europe.
Yeah.
You were there a blonde.
Yeah.
That's a cause of it.
Oh.
You were there a blonde, bro.
Okay.
What about you?
Japan.
Okay.
Saudi Arabia.
Okay.
And.
Aloha, my friend!
You got this.
Trade shows, you know, you meet people all the time.
I'm from Dubai.
I'm from UAE.
I had one.
Job, all right.
What about you?
You got this Venezuela, okay, Chama, Mexico.
You can't name that one.
I can't, why?
I'm Puerto Rican, it's part of the rules, but I'm Puerto Rican.
I can't name it.
I said you can't name three at the very beginning, yeah.
You can't name it.
Venezuela, Belgium, Iraq.
That's three.
There you go.
Someone went to that already.
Wait, what?
Someone said Iran earlier.
At the beginning of the show?
Okay.
What's that I read?
Egypt.
Someone said that.
She's from Egypt.
Who said he's from Egypt?
I didn't know.
She's from there.
So you can't name that one.
Are you serious?
Yeah, one more.
Okay.
You got this.
That's okay.
I got it.
10 hours later.
Okay.
Hold on.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
I don't know.
Dominican Republic.
Someone already said that.
Yeah.
What?
Who said that?
She's from there.
She's dying.
See, you can't.
All right, you guys want to give me a hard time?
You can stop me out.
Okay, finally.
Sean already said that.
10?
Wait, I went later.
She's good, she's good, she's good.
That's funny.
Nice.
Okay, you got this booty.
Bugatti, you got this?
It's not booty.
Oh, it's a booty.
I got a booty.
Chicago, LA, Miami.
I know you're kidding.
I know you're kidding.
You got to be kidding.
You got to be kidding.
Damn.
All right, Dachroy, seriously?
I let everybody else answer, and I'll be the funny one.
No, we need you to be like.
We need you to be the smart one.
Because you have.
You're the oldest one here.
If I'm the oldest, but that doesn't mean I don't know.
What does that mean?
You should know.
If I'm the oldest, that means I should be on a block.
Alright, so there's no reason why you should be retarded.
Alright?
I'm going to be retarded.
Well, alright, you said it.
You got to try one time, though.
Just try one time.
Oh, my man.
You're a black queen.
You got this.
Whoa, man.
She did it.
Barely.
Barely.
She did it.
Who, Raven?
Yeah.
That's a raven.
The rest of them barely did it, but you got this.
I believe you got it.
Mama, can you do it?
The countries, Bucotti Black, wherever Jack is from, it's from New York.
I'm that's a country, Poland.
There you go, Russia.
Okay, one more.
These nuts.
You got one more.
You got it.
Rio de Janeiro.
Good job.
Did I do it for real?
No, okay, man.
You did.
That's better than nothing.
That's better than nothing.
But I still stand by my first three Chicago, LA, and Miami.
Your mama.
That's what I'll eat.
Miss Trade Show?
Okay.
Israel?
Okay.
That doesn't count.
Yes, it does.
And South Korea.
What was it?
The middle one?
North Korea.
Oh, yeah.
That's pretty smart.
Yep.
She got it.
Okay.
She kind of beat the system.
Egyptian saying Israel, bro, come on, man.
That's funny.
That's all she knows.
All right.
Cool.
What's the next one?
What else we got here?
Uh, Scarman, let's see here.
Respectfully, are you collecting vibes like Thanos collects stones?
Homie got more dunks than Coochie third.
What I'm confused, like Thanos.
Brickwood Podcast Encounter 00:06:16
I don't understand, like, like, collect the vibe.
Like, what is this shit?
What's going on?
I don't understand.
I don't know.
Okay, please move on, bro.
Uh, clap cheeks if the first woman created.
Chose a snake over God's will.
What makes you think she's going to listen to you?
Back in the day, dads would have three to four kids.
Nowadays, kids got three to four dads.
That's a fire right there.
He ain't lying.
Thanks.
Kareem Rakonon says, Shout out to Jack Doherty, Crisis King.
Yes, he is.
All right.
All right.
Cool.
So, you have a video you want to react to, or you have a question?
We do, but before we do that, Jack, yeah.
Anything for real quick?
Do you have any questions?
You met the ladies?
You kind of.
We got one real watch pad.
All you fucking retards are on here to begin with.
What do you guys got?
Oh, my goodness.
Be honest.
Let's go.
Damn.
Come on.
What are you guys here for?
You got kids.
You got kids.
Fresh.
Yes, we got kids.
I'm getting so worried about my coochie output.
We can start hearing.
I don't know why you're worried about my coochie output, Jerry.
I don't know.
So we'll ask her.
We'll start hearing and then work our way.
What made you come on the show?
What made you come on the show?
And what did you hear about the show?
And you can be honest.
It could be like, oh, I want clout.
I want to get famous.
It could be anything.
No, actually, me and my friends came to Brickwood to just walk around, and then a guy came up.
Was like, Oh, do you want to be on a podcast?
And we said, Yeah, send that to her future husband.
All right, what about you?
Um, I just want to shout out my boy Detox, he got me on the show.
Chicago in the house, Chicago, right?
All right, so Detox, all right, I'm assuming same with Miss Columbia, yeah.
Yeah, that's all cousin came, so you, I promise you, cool approach.
So, his cousin came and got them.
Yeah, for those of you guys that don't know, Detox is our official DJ, yeah, guy.
Yeah, he's been with us for years, man.
Honestly.
Nice guy.
Yeah, so shout out to him.
Is he here?
No, he's in, he's traveling right now.
He's in Arizona, I think.
Okay.
All right.
So working.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
Same thing?
Yep.
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
I was bored and I wanted clout.
Okay.
You honest?
Okay.
I believe it.
Okay.
Are you honest?
Okay.
You honest about it?
Wait, so you said bored and clout.
What did you say?
Sorry.
She's with them.
Oh, y'all can't.
Oh, y'all can't.
Okay.
Oh, you guys are all right.
I got so scared.
Like, I thought I was.
It was bad.
Really?
Yeah, because imagine.
He just.
Grab my shoulder, push me back.
Do you want to be on a podcast?
Mute your mic.
Mute your mic.
Okay.
Check.
You what?
What the heck?
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
All right, so Clown Bored, what about you?
And it worked.
Do you talk to dad?
Texting me like a few weeks ago.
Oh, okay.
On the stream.
Y'all live in Vegas, right?
YouTube?
Yeah.
You guys just here visiting?
Yeah.
Okay.
We were here a few weeks ago as well.
Double trouble.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Did you just snort?
Yo, Miss Piggy, chill.
Chill.
What the heck?
So basically, I'm here.
Fuck it, right?
I'm just doing my thing.
All right.
I'm here.
Doing my thing.
We heard you the first time.
And it's just, this is my first time.
This is actually my first time.
This is my first podcast ever.
Is this your first podcast?
I've never done a podcast.
Wow.
I was on a Wild and Out show, though.
Wild and Out?
Yeah.
Nick Cannon?
Uh huh.
Did he smash?
Uh, no.
Shit.
Just think about it.
He just pauses now.
Pause.
One second.
Because Nick is that guy.
No, I'm going to say that.
Okay.
But yeah.
What about you?
Why'd you come?
Um, I was reached out to by Charlie.
Charlie?
Okay.
Tell him.
So I don't, maybe it's because of my reach on Instagram.
I don't know.
I'm a female chauvinist.
So, what's a chauvinist?
A chauvinist is people that believe that other sexes are inferior to the opposite.
So, I feel like women are inferior to men.
Wait, so you're retarded?
Or superior?
Call it what you want.
He's your mama.
Oh, so you actually, interesting.
So, you actually think that men are superior to women?
I do.
Wow.
You know, it's crazy.
I say that every day.
So, how do you do that for a living?
Wow.
Say it one more time.
What do you do for a living?
So, if you weren't listening, I'll tell you again.
And maybe it's what you were smoking on the balcony.
Thank God.
What I do is I work for the county.
I work for Miami-Dade County, and I'm also a podcaster, Busting Back with Black, which is on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok and Facebook.
Oh.
Yeah.
So, question: because, you know, because that's a very interesting take to have, right?
We live in a world nowadays where, like, you know, black women are very, you know, feminism and we're the best and, you know, niggas ain't shit and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Do you get a lot of pushback given that you, you know, people of your demographic honestly would say, like, you know, women run shit?
Absolutely.
And I'm on a podcast every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Tasty Hour on TikTok.
And it's ran by a bunch of women who.
They must hate you.
They hate me so bad.
How dare I shit?
Because I uplift men.
Oh, I thought you said you believe in women accountable for their bullshit.
Oh, if you shit on women.
I don't shit on you, but I'm going to hold you accountable.
Why are you saying.
Okay, yeah.
Because women don't hold themselves accountable.
So I'm going to hold you accountable.
Cool, all right, cool.
Absolutely.
Has your account been banned?
I thought you said something else.
I didn't know.
No, The way you said it, the chauvinist thing.
Has you ever got a ban before?
Say it one more time.
You ever got banned before?
Yes.
On TikTok?
You got banned?
I have.
Yes.
And I have to appeal it.
And I have to appeal it.
Her comment section is probably going crazy.
You'll pick me.
Fuck you, bitch.
Yeah, I already know.
How dare you.
Because it's one thing if I say something, it's something else if it's like a black woman say it.
A woman.
Absolutely.
And a black one too, because you know they'd be proud.
But she can get it back, though.
I get it back, and I get that back.
Like, you fuck with niggas more than you fuck with us.
How dare you.
But I also get like.
A lot of people that's saying, like, we're proud of you for standing up, and we've never seen a woman take that stance.
Yeah, no, you probably get viciously attacked.
So, I mean, I already know.
Because it's one thing if we say the things that we say, but when you look like them and you are them, and then you say what they don't think you're going to say, they get super pissed.
Props to you for being controversial.
Fair enough.
There you go.
Yeah.
What about you?
Like, why am I here?
Coachella Ticket Truths 00:09:11
Yeah.
That's what Jack wants to know.
I'm her emotional support.
Okay.
She got scared.
Is she an animal?
Yeah, that would make me the.
Fair enough.
You want to bark?
Can you bark, yeah?
Bark?
Yeah, bark.
Wolf.
Yo!
Send it back and it's lovely.
Chris, what are you into?
Okay.
Jack, any other questions for the girls?
No, that bark did it for me.
Alright, we'll play a video here that we have.
You want to explain?
Tell them what the video is about.
Yeah, so basically, we have a lot going on in dating.
And you know, like when you wish things were getting better for dating, but it's not.
It's kind of like you see people all the time bring up topics and issues, but they never say why they do it.
And this one's kind of like showcasing Coachella.
Everyone wants to go there this weekend, girls all around the world.
However, how do they get in there?
Let's play the video.
Wait, why do you go to Coachella, Jack?
Me?
Coachella, yeah.
Uh, cause that shit's gay.
I don't know.
What?
I mean, there you go.
Yeah.
Alright.
Who bought your Coachella ticket?
Um, I don't.
I didn't buy a Coachella.
I sucked for this ticket, honestly.
I think that sounds like a joke.
That sounds like a joke.
No, I really did.
Inadvertently, I sucked this person and they gave me the ticket.
Pause.
So just to understand Coachella is expensive.
My friend is spending 500K.
What?
For everybody to go over there.
He's a business owner.
Okay, but how much for one ticket?
It depends.
If you're a VIP, if you're in a tent, because remember, you're going to get a tent.
So, like, what's Jay?
Maybe like $1,000?
So, General Mission is $1,000.
Yeah, I think so.
Let me double check that.
And then, if you want to get like the baller shit VIP, whatever, it probably goes in the 10, 20s, and 30s?
Yeah, it's expensive, bro.
So, it's more expensive than Ultra?
Hell yeah, bro.
Remember, it's in the middle of nowhere.
I thought Burning Man was the most expensive.
Well, this one's.
Niggas came out and camped in the desert, right?
For that one?
Yeah.
Let's see.
Yeah.
So, I see two tickets here $1,600.
That's 800 a piece.
Oh, 800 then.
Yeah.
For GA.
Well, these are like last minute ones, so.
Yeah, for GA.
Good God.
Okay.
Oh, also, you need to get parking and a camper.
So, it's not only 800, it's more than that.
Okay, because all the logistics.
Yeah, that's just so you could get in there.
It's bad, bro.
I see between 1700 to 4200.
Okay.
Who here wants to go to Coachella or wanted to go to Coachella, but they couldn't afford it?
Any girls here?
They're all too embarrassed.
Okay, why would you go to Coachella?
Um, and over just staying in Miami because it's fun.
Well, we're gonna go to Rolling Loud.
Yeah, we're gonna go to Rolling Loud.
Have you been there before, Coachella?
No, Roll Loud and Coachella are completely different things.
Okay, Roll Loud is uh, we're gonna go to Rolling Loud.
You're 38, that's okay.
I could go to Rolling Loud if I might.
I bet you the artists are 38, too.
What you talking about, and they might be older than 38.
So I'm curious.
Like, let's say someone said to you, you know what?
I'll get you a ticket for Coachella.
What would you do for it?
Say thank you.
What did they say?
You need to give him a favor.
Like, what kind of favor?
Man, you know, man.
Don't act dumb.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't act dumb.
Be exact.
Like, you gotta, you know what I'm saying?
Give him a heads up.
Give him a heads up.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I don't give a heads up.
You do, man.
Wait, never?
Okay, go after the video real quick.
Okay, this gets even worse.
Here we go.
But I didn't them for the ticket.
I didn't them for the ticket.
I just want to point that out.
I them on the side and then they give me ticket.
Who bought your Coachella ticket?
I don't I didn't buy a coach.
I suck for this ticket.
Honestly, I think that's like a joke.
That's a good joke.
No, I really did.
Inadvertently, I this person and they gave me so we're on the actual panel.
Give me thoughts on the video.
Is she smart for doing that?
Is she in the right?
Is she in the wrong?
What do you think about that?
Me personally, I think that's disgusting.
Why giving head for a ticket?
The ticket is a thousand dollars.
That's expensive.
By the way, you know what they did with Airbnb?
They canceled reservations from three months ago, five months ago, and doubled the price of those Airbnbs.
Hell yeah!
Yeah, so imagine you paid full price for Airbnb, you get there, like, sorry, uh, we're selling the house, but they didn't sell the house.
They just say, you know what, we're gonna cancel your reservation, book it for twice the price, and then charge somebody else.
There you go.
Exactly.
So, the law goes on our homeless out there because they can't get us a place to stay because they got boxed out.
But, uh, because we're too poor.
I'm telling you, we're tough out here.
She's a dumbass bitch.
You're a black woman.
Who's a dumbass bitch?
Her on the video.
Which one?
The one on the video.
I thought you were talking about someone here.
I was like, hell yeah, let's go.
No, I'm on the video.
Wait, are we going around?
Okay, yeah.
Um, I think that's just stupid as fuck because for to do something that you're gonna enjoy for a couple of days, but then you did like you basically just embarrassed yourself.
And even if you did it, like don't even say it out loud, like at least lie, you know, like you did when you said you were a virgin.
No, hello, that's embarrassing as fuck.
Yeah, why are you just mad because your body counts so high?
You with me for talking about her?
Nah, what about you?
I mean, it's not on my books, but you know, everybody does what they got to do for what they want.
You know, projecting, what do you think?
I'm not the one sucking dick, so I don't give a it's her mouth.
I mean, but is it good?
Is it bad?
Do you think it's like the right thing to do?
I don't know, it is what it is.
I'm not the one sucking dick, so I don't care.
I don't really care.
You definitely are a blonde.
All right.
What about you?
I would never do it.
So I guess I'm against it.
All right.
We're asking them all pointless questions because they're all lying.
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
You're going to lie.
Fucking get to it.
Next person.
Let's go.
I think I'm better than some badass book.
If I'm going to suck some dick, it's going to be for the money, not for no fucking ticket, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
At least you're being honest.
At least you're being honest, though.
Come on, guys.
Come forward.
Say that.
Like all this shit y'all going around the room talking about something.
I ain't gonna touch that thing.
I ain't gonna have.
I get the fuck out of here, bro.
Like, y'all would suck dick for what you believe that you need to suck dick for.
Like, stop.
Like, no, I digress.
38.
Oh, why I gotta do 38, man?
Okay, so it's her prerogative what she wants to do with her mouth.
But, what would you do?
But, I would say it depends on.
If I want to see the artist and you got the ticket, man, let's go.
Okay.
Just go for it.
Okay.
W Honesty.
I'm a part of the same crew she's a part of.
Like, if it's something I want to do, and you got access to it, and it's out of my price range, and you got it, I'm doing it, nigga.
I don't give a fuck what you're talking about.
Like, let's go.
What if your kids see this?
They're going to see it.
Both of you guys got grown ass kids.
They're going to see it.
Now they know their mother's going to suck dick for some Rowan Loudon.
I suck they daddy dick.
You got a 18 year old kid, you're talking about sucking dick for some fucking Coachella tickets.
I'm saying it to Rumble.
That says, how would you?
You bet.
You are rumbling.
You want rumble.
You want rumble.
Wait till I give confirmation, ladies.
I want rumble.
Wait till I give confirmation.
It's not about a random.
I'm waiting for a random.
Would you eat pussy?
Hell no.
I'm not eating pussy.
Let's go to rumble.
You don't eat pussy?
You're boring.
It's not you guys.
You don't like pussy.
Jack is fucking lying.
You guys are just boring.
You definitely eat pussy.
Well, you know what?
He might not be last.
Why don't you have no facial hair?
Because he don't see that.
He's a baby.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a baby.
I don't know.
You're hurting my feelings.
Stop.
Wait.
Okay, so for you, honest is the best policy.
No, no, no, you.
Do you think that they're all lying?
Facts.
Yeah.
I think they're full of shit.
I wasn't full of shit.
I think they're full of shit.
No, she wasn't.
She was most honest, most transparent.
You became transparent after a motherfucker called you out.
I wish you would have been transparent the first time the mic went to you.
Stop lying.
Like, you bitches know that if you really wanted to be a part of Coachella, if that was really your goal, if a motherfucker
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