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And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
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What's up?
Well, welcome back to us.
Welcome back to you, Tony.
Welcome back.
Yeah, welcome back to you.
Hey, thanks.
It feels good.
We've been on semi-vacation.
And yes, I had a semi the whole time.
The entire time.
Because I didn't.
It was uncomfortable.
I didn't have to work my regular job, but I still had to do a bunch of other work.
But most of it was fun work.
And then I got to got to party.
We had Sean from the Antifada in the building.
We had Tony in the building.
And if you want to hear about my goat archery wedding, you can listen to that episode at Patreon, patreon.com slash minion death cult.
But it's wonderful to be back.
I'm exhausted.
This week of work sucked.
This week back to work really stunk.
And Tony, I hear you had yourself an anti-vacation the last couple days.
Yeah, this was what I'm hoping to be my last weekend of chaos.
It was my last, my last.
So like it's the last last weekend where you'll see the used and story of the year and maybe like later era AFI.
Yeah, exactly.
That was that was a good taste of chaos as that was called, right?
Yeah.
And that was my, this is my last taste of chaos.
It was my last weekend at the bar because I did start my new sweet email we job.
And that's pretty cool.
And so I did the full the full turnaround, the door guy shift on Friday night, then bartended a wedding on Saturday, evening, afternoon, and then door guide on Saturday night.
And my last night was last night.
And I kind of didn't realize it until we were over.
I was like, am I coming in next week?
He's like, not if you don't want to.
I was like, I do not want to.
So I will not be doing that anytime soon.
You had so, there was so many events.
Like, like you, you worked so many different gatherings and it was just a not, it was like a non-stop party for you.
I'm sure it sounds amazing.
Were you like doing, you were doing like Fortnite dances at the wedding while you were bartending?
Then at the bar, you were doing shots with famous Angelinos like, I don't know, Selena Gomez, probably.
Selena Gomez, yeah.
Malia Obama, you know, you should be paying them.
It was, it was funny.
At the wedding, it was a, it was like a traditional Korean wedding.
And they had like the full tea ceremony and everything.
But part of it was all like the elders were there.
And so I was bartending.
So nobody was drinking because the elders were there.
They were like, we're not going to, I can't.
I can't drink.
But the second that they left, it was cracking.
Yeah.
At some point, I did get like enlisted to bring the cake out.
I had to like walk the wedding cake out.
Wow.
And it was so stressful.
I was not ready for it.
They were like, it's heavy.
I think you can carry it.
I'm like, I mean, sure, but if I fucking trip and ruin these people's day, I will never, but I got through it.
It was cool.
But the real chaos was my send-off at the bar.
I don't know if you remember the guy from Halloween who tried to fight me like four or five times that night.
No, I can't tell the guys who try to fight you.
I can't tell the difference between them all.
That happened.
Well, he actually, he made good.
He was cool.
He came back.
We dabbed it up.
He was nice.
And now he's like my little bud, you know?
Little bud.
My little bud.
Let it be known that Tony did the hand gesture about shoulder height when he said little bud.
And it was funny because while he was like threatening me, he kept on talking about how he's pretty affiliated.
He's like, nah, man, my whole family's bloods.
We're going to fucking kill you, dude.
And I was like, oh, okay, whatever, bro.
Because he was a cornball.
He did not see my key.
Well, last night he did come through with his family of bloods, and they were the sweetest people ever.
They were super nice.
I loved them all.
They were all really dope.
Cause now we're friends.
Like now we've like come full circle and he like likes me now because I'm, you know, I, I, he made good.
Anyways, night goes smoothly.
Butter.
Nothing crazy happens.
Until the end of the night when we're, we close.
Everyone's out front doing their thing.
People go across the street and drink and stuff like that.
People are kind of being rowdy in front of the bar.
And I'm always like, this is going to happen.
And it finally happened.
I hear brakes squealing and I see a man 15 feet in the air.
Oh, shit.
No exaggeration.
I do want to tell you he's okay.
Okay.
He's okay.
I do want to get ahead of that.
He's okay.
15 feet in the air.
And who was it but not my buddy, but his best friend.
Wow.
Got hit by a car because he was not looking, going across the street.
It's not busy, but cars go fast down it and there's no crosswalk.
And he got hit and it was so crazy.
And the car skids across the car is fucked.
The car, the whole like front driver's side of the car is fucked.
And I'm like, this man's dead.
This man is dead.
And people start saying like, he's dead.
He's dead.
And I hear, I hear him.
I hear him on the, on the floor being like, I'm not, I'm, I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
And I'm like bracing to see like how fucking seem, you know?
And as this is happening, because it's not the car's fault.
This is not the car's fault at all.
But as this is happening, the car decides to take off.
The car.
okay.
So, I didn't want to interrupt your story, Tony, but I don't know.
I am of the belief we're the left, we're communists, and therefore we believe the car is always at fault.
Pedestrians always have the right of way, even if, even if they're stone, even if they're stone drunk, or even if they like literally nod off into the street if a car hits and indicative of the guilty heart of the automobile driver, he fled the scene.
I think that's evidence enough of the car's guilt.
Exactly.
That's the thing is like, it's like, I don't think they would have gotten in trouble, but I'm assuming they were probably drunk or something, right?
So everything's happening.
People are freaking out, whatever, whatever.
I ended up being the one having to call 911.
I've never had to call 911 in LA, and it's a fucking night because I would never, unless it's a medical emergency, like someone just got hit by a car.
Or like you have to for insurance or some shit like that.
Yeah, that's like the only time I'm doing this.
First of all, you don't talk to a person for two minutes.
You don't get someone on the line for two minutes.
It is automated messages for two minutes.
And then when they do talk to you, they are so pissed they're talking to you.
The fuck does this guy?
You know, like if you prank called them, you know for sure you would talk to somebody on the other end, right?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So at one point, like this guy is fucking on the floor, just got hit by a fucking car in the middle of the street.
We can't move him because he got hip, you know, we don't want to move him.
Yeah.
Did you put a car?
So we're all trying to like, people are trying to like guide traffic around.
People are freaking out.
His friends are freaking out.
Like they're like enraged.
Rightfully so.
They just kind of chaos.
What's the situation?
Is his leg bent?
Is he bleeding?
Is he on the floor?
He's fine.
He's seemingly fine.
He's laying down.
Part of it is his shoes are gone.
His shoes are gone.
He's laying on top of one of them.
We can't find another one for quite some time.
Oh, no.
Did it get lodged somewhere?
We end up finding it across the street on a dumpster about 150 feet away.
Fuck yeah.
Insane.
Yeah.
Insane.
I'm on the, I'm on the phone.
Like a fucking loony tune.
Yeah.
I'm on the phone with like the dispatcher and the paramedics.
And the dispatcher goes, okay, sir, just stay on the line real quick.
You know, I'm here with you.
And they start listing numbers that sound like an address.
And I was like, oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't hear you.
And the paramedic goes, sir, the fire department and the dispatcher are speaking right now.
I need you to calm down.
I didn't know it was a Sephardi line.
Wow.
Yeah.
He's like, I need you to calm down.
We are trying to do business.
And I was like, oh, okay, dude, my bad.
They're like so mad at me that I called them.
Why did you patch me into the conversation?
You don't have fucking, what is it, call waiting on you with your $2 billion budget?
There was no like telling me like, okay, we're going to talk now.
Nothing like that, you know?
I'm just fucked out.
I'm thinking they're just telling me the wrong address.
I'm thinking they're telling me the wrong.
I'm like, no, that's not the address.
And that's what I said.
I said, no, I'm sorry.
Can you repeat that?
Yeah.
And she, and then he like, he gets like real mad at me and he fucking pauses.
He does a dramatic pause for like 30 seconds.
I'm like, this guy's got hit by a fucking car.
There is a sense of urgency here.
No, I'm just, it's so, it's so funny to be like so mad at the person calling that you're letting the person in danger or in, you know, who's been fucked up, letting them suffer because you don't like the person you're talking to on the phone.
Exactly.
It's not like even if, even if you were being, you know, disrespectful to, to a member of the, you know, first responder team or whatever, that's not his fault, you know?
Yeah.
And this is like a theme for them.
So yeah, they end up coming, you know, they take him off on a gurney.
He's, he was, it was, I feel really bad for you.
The dude, it was just like the whole time was like just apologizing to his friends.
He's like, I'm sorry, guys.
I'm like, dude, you got hit by a car.
It's fine.
Like, this is a crazy thing that happened.
Like, you're fine.
Everyone's freaking out.
I don't think we ever found his keys.
His pockets were emptied.
He'll pass them in a couple of weeks, probably.
Today, today I get a call from the police and I'm driving home to do this.
And they call me and I'm like, I'm like, you know, hello, you know, who's this?
Hey, you're, you know, you're Tony.
You're the guy we talked to last night who like saw the hit and run.
I was like, yeah.
And like, are you driving?
I was like, yeah, I'm heading home right now.
They're like, we need you to pull over to have this conversation.
So I pull over to have the conversation.
They put me on hold for 15 minutes on hold.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
I feel put me on 15 minutes.
Then they, they, then they like, yeah, honestly, dude, they, they fucking, they owned you.
Yeah.
Then they asked me, like, they asked me again, you know, what, what kind of car was it?
I told them what kind of car it was.
Told them kind of what happened, you know, like it was a, it was an accident, whatever, you know.
And then they like put me on hold for like 15 more minutes.
Asked me the same questions.
And at some point are like grilling me like I know more or like I like somehow was like part of this hit and run.
Just like immediately it's so, it's so cops are so fucking funny.
Just like immediately like your only solution to maybe possibly getting more inform more helpful information out of somebody who's already been helpful is to act threatening towards them.
And the only reason why I'm thinking about you thinking helping is because I know this guy, I know this guy has no insurance.
He just got hit by a car.
Anything they can do to help him out with insurance to like get some sort of settlement, something like that, just to make sure this guy can like survive.
Only reason why I'm doing this.
But they're like, there's nothing else you're not telling us?
And I was like, what do you mean, dude?
Like, what do you mean?
They're like, you work at the bar, right?
I'm like, yeah, this car had nothing to do with the bar.
The car was part of the car.
Was it part of the drug deal that was happening?
Yeah.
I'm like, it was the fastest drug deal ever.
They actually hit him.
And while he was in the air, the driver and him exchanged drugs and money.
Actually, I think while he was in the air, the driver robbed him and that's why his pockets were empty.
I don't know.
Your story doesn't really check out.
Cars don't kill people, but fentanyl certainly does.
Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Did you test the car for fentanyl?
But it was one of those things, too.
It was like, good thing dude was drunk because I think that's what saved him.
Yeah, his looseness.
Yeah, he was loose.
That's one of the biggest benefits, one of the many benefits, but one of the biggest benefits of alcohol is getting you loose.
I was expecting to see like bones sticking out, a gnarly scene, and it was just some dude who was just bummed.
He was just pretty bummed that he got hit by a car.
I was expecting, like, I was expecting you to describe him looking like the swastika cat in the girl with a dragon tattoo.
Exactly, exactly.
And I'm sure he was concussed for sure, but there were pieces of car everywhere.
The car was so it was a newer car, I'm assuming.
It was like a 2015 Toyota Corolla, 2012 Toyota Corolla.
Crumple zones, baby.
Yeah, it was chaos.
It was chaos.
And because of that, I ended up not leaving the bar last night till like 3.45.
Imagine if instead of a 2015 Toyota Corolla, it was a 2025 Silverado or Chevy 2500, whatever they're fucking called now, where the grill is like five and a half feet tall.
Oh, yeah.
He would have just been wow because he wasn't tall.
He was probably like 5'6.
But yeah, it was just chaos.
And it was like, what a wonderful way to like send off my time at this beautiful chaotic bar that I worked at.
That I just, yeah, it was.
You got to see somebody knocked out of their shoes.
Like it sucks that it happened to him, but at least you got to see it.
I just love that he landed on one shoe somehow.
One shoe was under his body and the other one was 150 feet away.
Like so crazy.
Cause we like, we, we, we see people cross the street stupid all the time.
And we're always like, guys, like, don't do that here.
Go look both.
Rule number one in walking and navigating the world.
Look both ways.
Like, you know, dude, it's so funny.
And it finally happened.
When I leave work every day, there's like this small little intersection kind of median thing you have to go through where it's one way each way.
Like for the, for like a couple blocks, it's divided by a median.
And, you know, so you have to cross that to get to the other side.
And every time I do it and I look both ways and I think about that boomer meme that's like, people are so stupid nowadays.
I had to look both ways crossing a one-way street.
Yep.
And I'm like, and I, that pisses me off so badly.
Yeah.
Because it's like, you should always look both ways no matter what you're crossing.
Like, I don't, and just the idea that like moat, like 99.9% of streets are not one way.
And so just looking both ways should be a habit at this point.
And the fact that you're like, ah, finally a one-way street.
I'll only have to look the one way.
Like the fact that you would even approach it like that is amazing to me.
But also there's like people on bicycles.
There's pedestrians.
There's there's like, I don't know, a bird could be flying that direction.
You don't want to hit your car.
You know, it's, it's just, I don't know.
All right.
It tickles me when I think about that.
The guy in the Hummer EV going the wrong way on the one-way street is more likely to not stop for you.
Right.
You know, like that's really, you should is imperative.
Yeah, I'm happy I got to see this thing that we've been waiting to see.
And it was pretty low impact.
Everybody was pretty okay.
So that was, you know, every, every, it was, it was a real, a real, a real highlight, a real beautiful send-off.
Yeah, it's funny.
And then my boss was like, so are you still going to be on call?
I'm like, yeah, keep me on call.
I'm going to say no every time, but go ahead and keep me on call.
I'm, I'm here for that.
Keep that discount running.
I'm going to be around.
Well, I, I hope you had a great time during your tenure at the bar.
You know, all things must pass, but, you know, you're moving on to bigger and more work from home style things.
So I'm very jealous of you in that respect.
Speaking of new jobs, there's a guy who wants the job of mayor of New York City, but he might not love Israel that much.
So it's funny.
So, you know, we're talking, of course, about Zoron.
This is a Zoron we would never mess with.
We like this Zoron, you know, as far as politicians go.
He seems like a cool guy.
So, of course, like Democratic elites and even other Democratic senators and politicians hate his guts.
They despise him because he is, in fact, one of the candidates that can appeal to young men.
They're mad because older black people don't like him, but younger black people fucking love this guy in terms of at least like for this primary that he ended up winning against Andrew Cuomo.
I'm sure you've heard all about this at this point.
I do, as you know, as West Coast boys, as I'm a former California guy, Tony's a California Cali boy.
I don't appreciate having to talk about New York in this way, you know, because it's like, okay, good for New York that they have a mayor who might do free buses.
That's so cool for them.
It's not like they don't already have a fucking subway.
Yeah.
This is the greedy nature of communism.
You know, they just, oh, free, put mass transit.
Yeah.
What kind?
What kind of mass transit, huh?
Yeah.
How are you supposed to take pride in your commute if you're not like really put out by it?
Do you think this guy's going to win?
Do you think he's going to be mayor, Tony?
I think so.
I think so.
I hope so.
It looks like, I mean, the numbers are on his side.
It looks like I think so.
I want it.
And even, you know, regardless of how you might feel about him, I really want Cuomo to lose.
I really want Cuomo to get dunked on.
That sounds almost cooler than just Zoron winning.
Yeah, as much as like, I do, I do want to see Andrew Cuomo lose, of course, just Anything he ever tries to do again.
But I don't think I want to see Eric Adams lose because I think he'll be a really good loser.
Like, I think he'll, he'll be able to, he'll just be happy.
I don't think, like, I don't think you can keep that guy down.
Um, so that I won't be able to take as much Schadenfreude in his loss.
Yeah, he'll just, he'll just start a podcast if he lose and he'll be, he'll be fine.
Yeah.
Um, I, yeah, this guy, like, I, you know, if he, if he went, like, he, you know, he wants good things.
He's, um, his policies seem pretty cool.
Uh, and he, I mean, of course, explains them in a, I don't know, a very relatable and sincere way that most politicians can't do.
Mostly, I think, because they don't actually mean them when they say it.
But also, this guy doesn't have, it doesn't seem like centrist lobbyists telling him which words to use, which words to avoid.
He's not beholden to like, it doesn't seem like at least, you know, like a class of professional, you know, like professional pundits and professional politics people.
If he does have Democratic handlers, they're doing a terrible job.
Yeah, I think he's got DSA handlers, which is why he's made so many anti-Semitic comments.
Just kidding.
He hasn't made a single anti-Semitic comment, but that's, of course, what they're saying about him.
And, you know, this is, I guess, let me get into like one of his, because I think just to finish my general train of thought about this, I think like whether he wins or not, like the biggest benefit is showing how to appeal democratic,
socialist, socialist, communist values to normie Democrats, to just, not just normie Democrats, but normal people in general, you know, and not being afraid to be called a terrorist.
He's more, obviously more likely to be called a terrorist than a white politician.
Yeah.
But so doubly for him, not being afraid, not backing down.
And of course, he's like, I don't know, likable.
So that always helps.
Very charming.
But yeah, the way he's responded to the accusations of anti-Semitism, the way he's answered questions about Israel's right to exist are like pretty pitch perfect.
And they just, they're, they're so well constructed that if they don't stop the conversation entirely or if they don't stop that line of questioning entirely, they're just bait for how to like reveal how insane the person asking him the question is when they press it after he said something like,
I believe Israel has a right to exist as a fully democratic state for all of its people and beholden to international law.
Like, what can you say to that?
Unless you're a rabid Israeli who's like, international law is anti-Semitic.
Yeah, exactly.
There's nowhere to go but down from there for these people.
And I mean, the tide is already turning against Israel and the apartheid system they have there and the genocide they're doing.
So this stuff is more, I don't, like more possible than ever.
You can pull this off if you're trying to like, I don't know, because it helps to look normal, you know?
Exactly.
It helps us not look bloodthirsty and like, you know, wanting, like wanting death so much.
Yeah, I'm not trying to, but I, but I mean, like, on our side, I'm not trying to tone police anybody, but it's very easy to like keep, you know, I don't know.
It's very easy to point out the apartheid system, the, you know, overwhelming slaughter in Gaza, like without resorting to distracting things like name calling or yelling or whatever.
Like you can, you can just put, put this shit out there plain to see because everybody's already seen it and let your enemy, let your opponent try to explain themselves and they're not going to be able to explain themselves.
There's no explaining any of this shit away.
You know?
And this, this is where, I mean, this year, we are talking about like actual conversation.
We're not talking about posts.
You can go in and keep posting about, you know, death to Israel.
That's fine.
We're talking about like when you're actually in a conversation with somebody, there's actual like dialogue happening.
I'm not saying you have to, I'm not saying you have to do this at any time whatsoever.
I'm just saying if you have the inclination to do it or if you have, if you're in the mood to do it, you can do it and it's fun.
It's effective.
You get a great result out of it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But A, so many Democrats are, Democratic politicians rather are just Zionists.
So they would never even bother trying to explain their position.
You know, they don't have an anti-Israel position or an anti-genocide position.
But yeah, just that's, I think, the most like the fact that he won the Democratic primary, like that's what, that's what we're trying to do is win over Normie Democrat.
That's what we're trying to do is bring as many of them over to our side as possible.
Yeah.
And the fact that, you know, New York is, of course, like whatever, liberal disaster, liberal communist disaster zone.
Of course, they voted for the communists or whatever.
Not really, you know.
But anyway, yeah, they are, they are, I guess, left, probably a left area, but like, it's a major city.
Like tons of cities are like that.
And the fewer like Karen basses you can put in charge of major metropolitan areas, like that's, that's good, you know?
And it's, again, like, I don't think electoralism is, I just have to, I just have to cover my ass here all the time because people get so mad about talking about electoral politics or whatever.
It's just there.
It's there.
And, you know, you crying about it doesn't make it disappear.
It doesn't stop you from doing all the other Organizing that can be far more effective than electoral politics.
I'm just always of the mind: like, just use whatever tools you have.
And if there's somebody who wants to fucking do that nasty job and wants to sell their soul to deal with fucking real estate developers and cops and all that stuff, but maybe do something better than the last person did, go ahead, do it, try it.
I'll check a box for that person.
It's not like anything I'm at all precious about.
And so it's nice to see, oh shit, a bunch of people did, did work to get a DSA candidate who already achieved some good stuff.
He was like a city council member.
I can't remember what his, he's in like the state senate, maybe, what he is right now.
But yeah, there's got to be people in those slots.
Like you might as well try to make them somebody you could either bully or like control.
And hopefully through an apparatus like DSA, you could control him, even if he decides to compromise on more things than we would want.
You know, you could theoretically have some sort of pressure on him through this organization, which you can't really do through the Democrats because you're not part of that organization.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
And I do want to take a moment because I don't want to necessarily, you know, alienate our Zionist listenership.
So I want to take this moment to encourage you to, if he does win, to open your doors to New York Jewish refugees who need to flee New York if he does win.
You can sign up.
You can adopt one and you can bring him into your home.
And I think that's a really beautiful thing you can do to express solidarity.
So, you know, go ahead and go ahead and do that.
Yeah, I will hide you for $19.50 a month.
Exactly.
Yeah, here's like an example of Zoran talking about one of his policies.
This is on Fox News.
Well, we're watching it on Fox News.
This is a clip from The Breakfast Club.
Corporations that are making millions of dollars, not in revenue, but in profit.
And the second is taxing the top 1% of New Yorkers.
We're talking about people who make a million dollars a year or more, taxing them just by a flat 2% tax increase.
And I know if 50 Cent is listening, he's not going to be happy about this.
He tends to not like this tax policy, but I want to be very clear.
This is about $20,000 a year.
It's a rounding error.
So I've just posited right here.
That's pretty funny, right?
That's very funny.
I didn't know that about 50 Cent, but reading this article, yeah, 50 Cent is a fucking asshole about taxes.
Yeah.
And it's funny that he knows that.
It's funny that he calls him out on the breakfast club.
And yet he explains it in such a, it's $20,000 for a millionaire.
And he goes on to say this.
And all of these things together, they make every New Yorker's life better, including those who are actually getting taxed.
Yeah, I think that's a great argument.
That's a great argument.
Rich people complaining about paying taxes.
You get something for it.
You get a better society for it, provided that the people in charge are actually redistributing it back to the entire city and not just giving it out as tax.
Well, it's not tax, but giving it out as like tax breaks for other corporations or giving it out as, you know, what do you call it?
Like contract, you know, giving it to private contractors and shit like that.
If you're actually building infrastructure with it or providing services with it, then that's going to raise the quality of life for everybody.
And that used to be like the social, again, this is the compromise.
This is like the compromise that whatever America was running on, you know, the compromise, of course, wasn't with all races and all genders.
But overall between the working class and the ruling class, there was this compromise.
We're going to sacrifice a little bit or contribute a little bit in order to make society better.
And there was like, you know, a patriotism in that.
There was, and, and just capitalism itself has sucked that out of it because it's not as profitable, of course, to give your money literally away.
You know, and there's just been a nihilism that everybody's come to accept that, again, capitalism is fueled.
The idea that money is the only value in society, that's like a nihil, you know, of course it values money.
So it's not totally nihilistic, but you know what I mean?
Like it's everything else gets sucked into the black hole.
And the only thing that remains is like the gravity well of capitalism.
And so it's, it's, it's just funny to, I guess, I wonder if it'll work.
You know, I wonder if there are enough like, quote, patriotic billionaires or whatever to actually get on board with this program.
I've heard some reporting that these wealthy people are like, yeah, I guess I'm giving money to Zoron now because he won the primary.
So I guess he's got my money now.
You know, of course, there's a bunch of other rich people crying and threatening to leave the city.
You can do these things without the buy-in from the billionaire class.
I think you just have to have an organization as robust as Zoron apparently put together.
It was something like 50,000 volunteers and they knocked on like over a million doors.
They had, seems like a pretty good social media team.
People do want this kind of politics.
It's just you have to do so much more to surmount the easy money that gets thrown at anybody who's in opposition to this.
Yeah.
And it's funny because like, you know, capitalism and money is so blinding that they can't even take like a cynical view of it where it's like, hey, listen, if you, if this $20,000 actually makes it so that public transit is more well, well, better maintained to where you might even be encouraged to use it yourself.
But even if not, it will lighten up traffic for your private car.
Yeah.
Like they can't even think that way.
Or this will help get people off the streets.
And so I won't have somebody freaking bugging me for change every morning or whatever.
Exactly.
Yeah, they can't even think of it that way because they just think about what's what's in their pocket.
And like you're we're so tied to our bank accounts that they can only think about it that way monetarily and not see the bigger picture.
And that's really unfortunate.
Yeah.
And again, I don't know, like how much you can actually achieve as just a mayor.
You know, I'm not like holding my breath or anything like that.
But again, I just think that the value is in the campaign that he ran and the way that he was able to talk about these issues like democratic socialism, like redistributive, you know, overtly redistributive policies and not be afraid of them.
And now I don't think most Democrats like these or most democratic politicians in power like these policies, but are afraid of them.
I think probably most of them just don't like the policies.
Yeah.
And then I think there's maybe like 25 percent of Democrats, politicians who do like the policies, but are just afraid of them and don't know how to talk about them and can get easily bullied into backing down on any of these positions.
So they're the ones who I guess could stand to learn.
But the other one's got to go like Gillibrand.
Did you hear what Gillibrand said on that on that radio show?
No.
Man, it was crazy.
So I can't remember who these people are.
I don't follow politics that closely, but it was it's some like public news reporter, like an NPR affiliate.
Maybe I believe I was reading, but I think he's like a journalist and he's got a talk show now, but he's like, you know, been a been a journalist for decades.
He was taking calls about Mondami's win.
And some caller called in and said all this stuff about how they they feel afraid as a Jewish person.
And they, you know, because of Zoran supposed calls for global jihad.
Yeah.
And, you know, globalizing the Intifada and all these other sorts of things that were attributed to him.
He had he had he had Kristen Kirsten Gillibrand, the mayor from New York.
Sorry, the senator from New York.
There on the line.
Who, like, starts to co-sign everything the caller, everything the caller said.
And even the host is who seems like a normie NPR guy is like, well, hold on.
We, you know, we haven't verified this caller's claims.
Like, we don't know, you know, if he's if those are his actual positions.
He hasn't, as far as we know, said anything about the destruction of Israel or said anything.
And.
Gillibrand like bull like bulls him over, like bulldozes him.
And she's just like, it's unacceptable.
What he is saying, what I am hearing from my Jewish constituents and is is that they are afraid.
And they and just just like some of the most crazy fear mongering I've heard from at least a Democrat in a very long time.
And goes on to accuse him of saying things like globalize the globalized Intifada and, you know, global jihad.
And those are things that I think maybe she she like was actually listening to an episode of Minion Death Cult.
Very something when she heard these things.
No, what it is, is Mondami was asked his opinion about the phrase globalize Intifada.
Yeah, because it's a phrase that's associated with the Free Palestine Movement, which he is closely aligned with.
And I believe he said it means different things to different people.
Not only that, Intifada, from what I can tell, just means struggle.
In Arabic.
Yes, exactly.
So it's not like you like this is the this is the same type of policing that they try to do with Palestinian lives in general.
We're just being a Palestinian is anti-Semitic.
The fact that you exist.
Yes, exactly.
Your flag is anti-Semitic.
You know, the symbols of your culture are anti-Semitic.
And now even your language is anti-Semitic.
This language that means rise up against our oppressors.
Well, I mean, clearly, when you look at things, I guess the Jews are probably your oppressors.
I wouldn't say that.
I would say Zionists and Israelis are the oppressors.
But of course, Zionists love to just make it all of Jews problems that they're fucking crazy.
Yeah.
So it's just wild that a such a prominent New York senator.
Would just do this blatant Islamophobia and as well endorse Andrew Cuomo, a guy like accused of 13, 13 different.
women accusing him of sexual harassment or assault yeah a a a democratic woman endorsing andrew cuomo is so crazy and it it it's wild what they they're able to the reason why they're able to do this so seamlessly is because they are so effortlessly tapping in to post 9-11 islamophobia because that was like the norm in you know 2002.
um and and it's and it's like you you're seeing people actually say like they're gonna have a a Muslim mayor in the same place 9-11 happened at.
That's crazy.
It's like, you're so, you're so racist.
Like, you're so racist.
Like, you can't, but that was such a normalized racism at that point in time.
You know, it's the, it's the same reason why, you know, I got screened with my white family when I was flying at 14 years old because I was a brown kid with a beard.
And it's like, that was so normalized then.
And they're able to tap right back into that with the Zionist tie onto it.
And it's easy for them.
I don't know about this, Tony.
I have heard that actually Islamophobia and being, you know, dehumanizing immigrants and things like that couldn't possibly affect the black community.
Yep, true.
So I don't know if I believe your story.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Yeah, no, exactly.
That's so real.
Yeah, it's so easy for me to do because it's something that we've already gone through before and we've experienced it.
And we kind of just, it was never denounced.
It was only forgot.
Yeah, it's her and a couple other like Democrat politicians.
I think, like Hakeem Jeffries has refused to endorse Zoran.
The blue no-matter who shit goes right out the window, doesn't it?
Well, Hakeem has to separate himself from Muslims because of the name.
Not because of what, the tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars he's got from APAC, like Kirsten Gillibrand.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Those APAC tracker infographics hit real hard sometimes.
Wild.
I love how they got him ready.
I love how they got him ready.
Oh, Kirsten Gillibrand's in the news.
Bam, 94,000 or whatever she got in the last campaign.
Yeah, I mean, people are fucking done with it.
You know, in my blue no-matter who Facebook groups, they fucking love Zoe Ron.
We'll get to it in a minute, but I only saw a couple people talking about him being anti-Semitic in my normie Democrat Facebook groups.
And it was like one comment tried to say that he was an anti-Semite and it had like two, two or three laugh reacts on it.
The place that they really hate him at is, of course, progressive Zionists, my progressive Zionist Facebook group.
But the normie Democrats, like the NPR listeners, they fucking love him.
They like, what's not to like?
He's saying all the same things that Obama said.
He just might actually do them, you know?
I like the 50 Cent reference here, and 50 Cent actually got mad at this.
50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis James Jackson III, later responded to Momdani's comments on Instagram, quote, where did he come from?
Whose friend is this?
I'm not feeling this plan.
No, I will give him $258,750 and a first-class one-way ticket away from New York.
I'm telling Trump what he said too.
Is that like the number of what his tax would be?
Okay, $20,000 on a million dollars.
Does he make more than a million dollars in profit every year?
Oh, he's very rich.
I know he's very rich, but like, what's his income?
I think it's a lot.
I think he was like, I think he touched or cussed billionaire for a second.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe, I don't know.
Maybe that's, it just, it's, it's like you're, you're demonstrating how little money means to you.
If you just can offer somebody $250,000 to get out of your face.
That's like, it's like, yes, you do have too much money, it sounds like.
I do kind of feel for 50 Cent right now because, I mean, my man's really, you know, he hasn't released music in a long time.
He's just kind of been doing his businessing for a while, but he's really having a real victory right now with the Diddy trial because he's Diddy's number one hater and he's really seeing all his hating coming to fruition and seeing justice.
So I feel bad that he has to have this happen during that.
But he's got to take this L right now.
He really does.
Were you going to say he's Diddy's number one Haiti?
He's, yeah, I think I was.
If I were a Diddy hater, I'm neutral.
I have, you know, I haven't seen the whole trial yet.
So I don't know what to think.
A Haiti is like, is like a S50, but like the opposite.
Yeah.
When you hate Diddy, you're a Haiti.
Yeah.
You hate him so much, you'd rise up against him like an enslaved plantation colony killing its masters.
I wonder what 50 Cent's opinion on the Haitian Revolution is.
50 Cent notably endorsed President Donald Trump in 2020 after learning that then-candidate Joe Biden's tax plan would tax New York at a rate of 58% and New York City at a rate of 62%.
Quote, what the fuck?
Parentheses, vote for Trump in parentheses.
I'm out.
Jackson wrote on Instagram, quote, fuck New York.
The Knicks never win anyway.
I don't care.
Trump doesn't like black people.
62% of you're out of your fucking mind.
He later walked back that endorsement.
62% of you out of your fucking mind.
This is that thing where it's like, yeah, nothing matters except for money.
Yeah.
It's almost like once you get a certain amount of money, it's very easy to see yourself in another class because you mostly are.
Now, you'll still be a black member of that class.
Therefore, you won't be afforded all the rights.
But yeah, pretty much as many rights as you want.
I just maybe avoid certain parties and things like that.
Yeah, yeah.
You're solid.
I think he is really just like, no, I didn't get money until white people started listening up in the club.
And that's when I, I'm going to go ahead and give them their give them what they deserve.
Has Trump used a 50 Cent song on his campaign?
Oh, man.
I just like.
Like, has he used many men since the assassination?
Yeah.
I've seen, you know, I've seen clips, montages to many men with Trump in it.
But I don't know.
I wouldn't be surprised if Don Jr. made him do that.
I could see it.
And, you know, it would work.
It would go hard.
Don Jr.
Don Jr. would make him walk out at Mar-a-Lago to Many Men.
And then Donald Trump, once the song died down, he'd be like, yeah, great song.
My son.
And Don Jr.'s like ears and eyes light up.
And then Trump continues, yeah, my son Baron, he really likes this hip-hop, this rap.
It's the young people's music.
And Don is just chugging whiskey in the back.
And it's funny because we know that Terrence K. Williams is having the exact same emotional roller coaster that Brian Williams has.
My son, and he doesn't say Terrence.
Well, we'll learn next episode.
Sign up, patreon.com slash Manian Death Cult.
We'll learn that Terrence K. Williams recently transitioned to white.
So he would not be Trump's go-to for a hip-hop reference.
It would be his gamer, aka black son.
Yes.
Baron.
The one who still uses the N-word.
One who's cool and uses the N-word.
Um.
Hmm.
Thank you.
Yeah, okay.
So that's so funny that I don't care Trump doesn't like black people.
What more do you need?
That's just beautiful.
I wanted to get to some response.
We got a lot of, we've already, we're already like an hour into this episode, huh?
That's all right.
Here are some responses to the Mondami.
You know, I'm not going to go through all the ones talking about how Jews need to flee the city and this is like the crystal knocked and the free bus program is going to cause another mass exodus.
You know, you've probably seen those or heard those.
I'm just going to share a few that I've seen that are just really interesting.
Like Tim here, who says, I have zero tolerance policy for anyone who is anti-Biden or anti-Kamala.
Momdani was vocal in the uncommitted movement.
So because of that, I will not be participating in protecting him from right-wing attacks.
And you're like, how would you, Tim at trouble underscore man 90, how would you protect him from right-wing attacks?
And you didn't let me finish Tony.
He's also verified.
He's Tim American flag verified.
So he's affiliated, and it would be nice to have his protection.
You don't want to get on this guy's bad side.
I mean, that's a platform.
The check mark is a platform, you know?
He's going to use it responsibly by not protecting him.
I will not hide you.
I will not hide you, Mom Dani, from the Andrew Cuomo super PAC.
And I will be the one to say, Tim is a black man, and it is really upsetting to hear a black man in America in 2025 capping so hard for Biden and Kamala.
It hurts.
It's unfortunate.
It's like a thing.
It's like a thing you can do and I think be pretty successful at, much like Terrence K. Williams thing.
It's not my place to call anybody an Uncle Tom or anything like that.
I don't know what's in these people's hearts.
There's reactionary people from all races, but there is a bag to be had if you're going to be a black for Trump or if you're going to be a black for Biden or whatever.
On that note, go ahead and follow my new Twitter account, Sam and Ardino Dad.
Okay, yeah, I'll have to Democrats.
Okay.
I'll have to wait to see how that one shakes out.
Mindful one replies, same.
Fuck Hamaga.
I mean, for Mindful One to be using such language, you know, it's serious business.
Isn't this, isn't that John Brown?
Yeah.
Isn't that John Brown and Mindful One?
What the fuck?
How do you have that and then still have this opinion?
Because I think like maybe Democrats, like John Brown became such a popular figure in the last five years that Democrats are doing the things Republicans are doing when they're like, the slavers were Democrats.
I think Democrats are like, John Brown was woke, actually, when he killed those Confederates.
Because it's AI John Brown.
It's AI John Brown in the Shepard Fairy Hope poster format.
And you know, it's AI because Shepard Fairy wouldn't do John Brown because he's a pussy now.
I love fuck Hamaga.
In case you didn't hear that the first time, he's trying to compare pro-Palestine protesters, activists, just people who like Palestine to MAGA.
They're actually MAGA.
See, it's the horseshoe theory.
I honestly didn't even catch it.
Yeah, it's Hamas and MAGA.
It's the Hamas MAGA.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful portmanteau that could only come up.
Only the fucking strongest Democrat mind could come up with this.
I hope there is a Make Hamas Gradigan hat out there somewhere.
I mean, there is.
Yeah, there probably is.
A different response to Tim.
Alice Smithy, who's a part of Bayhive, Kamala Bayhive, right?
That's what the B means?
Yeah, I guess so, huh?
It's blue wave.
She got the wave at Kirigawa.
I can't remember the name of the painting.
the emoji Kagawa I don't remember but it's but Yeah, but it's blue wave for Democrats.
And then it's the scales of justice because we love our Supreme Court justices.
And it's the B for, I think, Kamala Bayhive.
I think the bumblebee is Kamala Bayhive.
She says, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope the Republican candidate beats that commie trash.
Again, just like finding more in common with fascists, with the right, not just the right, but like the far right than the left, because these people are just the right.
So many Democrats.
Now, I don't think it's the majority of Democratic voters, but so many Democrats have either been convinced that it's impossible to do left-wing things or they just don't like them in general.
And, you know, it's, of course, our job to show that we can do these things and bring more people along with us.
But yeah, I'm not surprised that the person cheerleading a genocide, refusing to criticize a candidate who helped do the genocide would be totally fine with a right-wing administration as long as those uppity commies didn't get their way, as long as these disrespectful young people didn't get control.
Well, I mean, so many of these people are like, they are Republicans, but they don't see themselves as racist and have like a gay son.
So they're Democrats.
Facts Lives Matter.
Whose avatar is like a bit moji of a black nerd?
I don't know.
He's wearing glasses and like a Hawaiian shirt.
So I think that's like nerd-coded, right?
I think so.
And like to be like a black person who's doing a play on the Black Lives Matter thing and like, that's rough.
Facts, lives, there's not even like an apostrophe after facts or between the T and the S. Facts, lives matter.
And it's all one word too, but that's not like the handle.
That's just the display name.
Like this shit is AI, I think.
I think a lot of this stuff is just like AI generated.
I hope so.
But it's so stupid, it's worth reading.
It's even stupider than what AI would come up with.
Facts Lives Matter says exactly what I was afraid of.
Republicans are celebrating tonight and not just in New York City, but across the country.
They're dancing on buildings, Tony.
You see people with red hats.
I saw a video of people with red hats dancing in the streets when Mondami won.
They're so excited.
We'll get to their response in a minute, which is not excited.
Let me just tell you that much.
They are not happy about a socialist possession within arm's reach of being the mayor of a major city.
It's on the left now to combat all the attacks that are coming.
You complain about, quote, establishment Democrats meet the right-wing machine.
So he's saying, you thought the Democrats were tough.
What about the Republican smear machine?
And just before we respond to this, this is like basically the same sentiment from candidly Tiff, who's verified.
And she's like, yeah, these are like Democrat Twitter personalities.
Like I've seen her avatar before.
These are people who like probably made their bones, you know, being like anti-Bernie and pro-Hillary and all that sort of thing.
She says, this is no surprise because she's quote tweeting, reporting that Elise Stefanik is already fundraising off Momdani.
This is no surprise, candidly, Tiff says.
There will be reverberation for Momdani winning.
Ours now have a real-life socialists to run against.
Y'all were warned this would happen.
Yeah, I was warned that the right wing would call any and every Democrat a socialist because I've seen it for the last 24 years.
Yeah.
And it's like, why is it bad that the enemy is like using your messages like fear-mongering?
Like that's, that's a good thing, right?
If they don't like it and they're scared of it, shouldn't that mean like it's a good thing?
All press is good press, Tony.
Exactly.
Yeah.
If they're calling you a baby eater, they're still talking about you.
Your name is still in their mouths.
I love ours now have the, you're, sorry, you guys are just doing the right-wing thing of scaremongering about a socialist.
Yeah.
That's just, you're just doing it, you know, and you have to pretend that, you know, I'm actually upset that the other people are doing it.
But it's like, well, no, because he's a popular candidate who won.
And it's like, if you, if you actually wanted any of these things, you'd be like, holy shit, this is probably our best chance to get a mayor who's sympathetic to all these things we like, right?
No, the fact that you're spinning this away as like a weakness somehow is just, it reveals like your actual priorities and your actual ideologies.
And funny that at no point they're going like, well, I guess we got to pay attention to democracy.
Like, I guess people are, people are voting for this guy.
We should maybe think about that.
That's not happening.
Yeah, they're just looking for more people to excise from the party.
Like, they've already tried to excise trans people.
And yeah, so these people have been trying to kick socialists or democratic socialists out of the party for decades now, and it hasn't worked.
And you guys are better off for it.
The Democrats are better off for it by being associated with very popular figures like Bernie Sanders, like AOC, like Ilhan Omar, like Rashida Tlaib, and plenty of other politicians who have exp Brad Lander.
Brad Lander is a DSA guy, and he seems to be very popular.
I wasn't familiar with him before this, but good on him.
I guess we got to shout him out for not rat fucking Momdani and as a Jewish left-wing progressive saying that these accusations of anti-Semitism are nonsense.
Yeah.
And expressing the value of a pluralistic, multicultural, multi-religious society.
You know, he's explicitly advocating against the sort of ethno-nationalism, like supremacy of Israel and Zionism.
So I don't know.
It's good to have that on a national stage.
Absolutely.
Okay, so here is an exchange I had in, it was like Team Blue United.
That's like one of my Facebook Democrat Facebook groups that I'm in.
And it was a pro Mom Donnie post.
It was just like, Mom Donnie like secures the nomination.
And it was like all likes and love reacts, hundreds of positive comments.
There was this one person, couple people, who were just asking questions, who just had concerns.
Just poking around.
Lana says, people are born into being taught Islam.
I have been close with numerous Muslim friends.
It's interesting that that's past tense.
I have been close.
In my current spoken since 2001?
I haven't spoken since October 7th.
I care about them, but I do not fully trust followers of that book.
Google, quote, which came first, the Torah or the Quran?
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, let me Google this thing as like a Western country we should probably be vaguely already familiar with, especially since so much of our politics and foreign policy is built around these fucking Abrahamic religions.
You know, if you're, if you're like me and like an atheist in the 2000s or whatever, you know about the Abrahamic, that it's all the same religion and it's actually all the same God.
Did you know that it's actually all the same God?
They just have different names for him.
He's still male in all the iterations.
He's still the big dog.
But yeah, so what?
So what if Islam is one of the newer ones?
You know, what about Christianity, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, that one came in a little bit later.
But I do not fully Google which came first, the Torah or the Quran.
Whoa, my mind's blown.
The Torah's before the Quran.
That means it's better, right?
Everything that's before is better.
We know this.
That means Israel was there before Palestine, Tony.
That's what that means.
Whoa.
Many of its followers, so Islam, many of its followers don't even know that it arrived centuries after the Torah already existed.
Who wouldn't know that?
Why do you assume they wouldn't know when their fucking religion was founded?
Don't most people, like, that's one of the basic things about your religion.
Like, it's one of the things, you know, if you're a Christian, you kind of know when Christianity happened.
Also, they know about it because it's referenced throughout, you know, throughout the Quran.
Like, it's, I don't think the Quran acknowledges all those things.
There are verses in it that tell them to kill infidels.
Parentheses, us.
And that's funny because it seems like such a bullseye.
It seems like such a sure thing to be like, oh, remember the word infidel, everybody?
Don't we hate the people who have the word infidel?
You know?
But I got an infidel in my truck now.
That means he's talking about me.
Right.
But you're also in a Democrat group, like a group of people who, despite like the whitewashing of recent years, still probably fucking hate George Bush and the war in Iraq.
Yeah.
And when you, as an ostensible Democrat, start using the word infidel to fearmonger, you're like a boomer.
You're a Karen boomer, like instantly to this normie crowd of Democrats.
So that was pretty funny.
But yeah, there are verses in it that tell them to kill infidels.
And I responded to this.
This is like when I break character, like when I find a good wedge issue, you know, we were talking about with Sean on the last episode about when I choose to intervene and disobey the directive, you know, the primary directive or whatever it's called.
It's when I want to like needle people or push people in a certain direction.
You know, like if it's if it's a right-wing space and there's anti-war sentiment in that right-wing space, I'm going to like try to try to push it towards the anti-war thing or whatever if there's an opening for that.
Same thing with this.
Like I'll defend Muslim people in the Democrats group.
I'll defend like social, like I'll try to put on a reasonable Democrat liberal face and do those things.
And so I just said, yeah, there are verses in the Bible where God commands Moses to kill infidels.
Like that's like that's your hero, you know, and hero of the other two religions.
You know, it's not even just a Jewish thing.
The Abrahamic religions are filled with violence and intolerance.
Most have most modern incarnations of all three have moderated.
And then she responded, in this century, which group, the Muslims or the Christians slash Jews, committed 9-11, 10-7 and other acts of terrorism?
And was like, I can't believe you asked me this question.
Yeah, thanks for, oh, this, oh, you wanted to know about this century?
I said the U.S. and Israel have killed more civilians than 100 9-11s in this century alone.
You fucking idiot.
I didn't add the fucking idiot part, but it's like, what a bad question.
Like, you don't think about these things before you say them.
And then she was like, she said something like, straight from the Hamas propaganda machine and blocked me.
So I can't even like see these actual comments anymore.
But luckily I screenshotted them because I had a feeling she would block me.
I would just when she came back with, oh yeah, well, what about this century?
And it's like, we have industrialized death at a massive scale, such that you don't even notice it.
Like that's, that's the extent of our bloodlust.
Do you know about what we did to Japan?
Do you have any idea?
9-11?
Yeah.
Well, that was last century, Tony.
Oh, same thing with Korean.
Sorry, my bad, my bad, my bad.
My bad.
Same thing with Korea.
Yeah, I was thinking of 100 years from today.
But yeah, I get you.
You're right.
Yeah, like the Irish famine probably killed more people than 9-11 and October 7th.
Come on.
Millions of people have died at our hands, like at the hands of the U.S. and Israel and England and Europe.
There's no denying it.
The only thing you can do is just try to not do it anymore.
Try to make it better.
Try to, you know, not absolve yourself or absolve your country of these acts, but to just stop them from happening.
That's all you can do.
Like you don't have to be personal, you, Lana, don't have to be personally responsible for every death that the U.S. commits until you start deciding to support it.
Until you start deciding to defend it and cheerlead it.
And then it's like, well, I guess you are culpable in some way, you know, some small way.
You are responsible now because you're taking on that responsibility for yourself.
Yeah, just, and, and nobody was on Lana's side.
Like, Lana got laughed.
You know, again, these screenshots are from like four minutes after she replied to me, but I was watching.
The laugh reacts were rolling in.
People did, people don't buy this.
People don't buy this like, you know, supremacy that exists even in, you know, liberal Democrats, you know, about the importance of white lives and the importance of Western lives more than the importance of Arab lives, you know, a group of people who used to be considered white.
And so the tide is changing.
You know, it's things, it's just, it's, again, unfortunate that we just don't have the democratic control over what, you know, over who is doing these things.
And we got to, we got to get it back somehow.
But this was Lana's other comment and just like a different thread.
And I saw this, and this is when I knew I wanted to press Lana, was she commented, Islam aware.
Are you Islam aware?
Three question marks.
Do you know what this means?
Do you know what this is?
No, no.
I mean, I'm kind of like, is it like, is that the way of saying like, I'm not Islamophobic?
I just, I just know.
Yeah.
It's, it's like the what's his name?
The neuroscientist podcaster.
The neuroscience.
I don't know.
I'm not.
He's like, he's like, I'm not racist.
I just know that this is what they do.
Sure.
It's just facts.
Yeah, I'm not Islamophobic.
I'm Islama cognizant.
Yeah.
I love it.
Islam aware, but it looks like Islamic brand of Tupperware or something.
Islamaware?
Yeah.
Just because I'm not willing to take a chance on Zoron, parentheses.
He said, quote, globalize the intifada.
No, he didn't.
And other things like this.
No, he didn't.
Does not mean I don't care about people from anywhere.
I have personally had numerous horrific experiences because of Muslims slash followers of the Quran, parentheses, including 9-11.
I don't know if you say other things.
I don't know if you get to include 9-11.
Does that count?
Like if you get to post about it, were you really, Did you get like some smoke inhalation?
I saw it on TV, and so I'm counting that against all my, like, I'm counting that against, as, as one against my team.
And it really is like, you know, 9-11 killed all my family because they all went to war afterwards and died there.
Yeah, or 9-11 killed my family because they all stopped talking to me after the things I said on 9-11.
Yeah.
They're essentially dead to me now.
I am Islam aware.
You might not be Islamaware enough.
Two exclamation points.
And then 11 100 emojis.
100, 100, 100, 100.
It says Lana Lynn.
I love it.
We need more middle-aged white ladies using the 100 emoji.
Absolutely.
I've watched them so much.
It's their stated plan to, quote, take over the world.
And it's, you know, this is another instance of Zionists just using anti-Semitic propaganda against Arabs and Palestinians, thinking that it will work for them, thinking that it will win.
No, there's very clearly like a conspiracy theory about a group of people trying to take over the world.
And it's not, I mean, America wants that to be Islam.
And America's been trying to make that seem like Islam.
But there's another, I think, stronger conspiracy theory out there.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
And I am so curious to know what these other horrific experiences are besides 9-11.
You know, I'm sure they were just like instances of race.
I'm just like, I had a cab driver and he was horrible.
Yeah.
I had a Muslim pull a knife on me on the subway, and really it was just a Sikh who had a knife in his belt.
Yeah, yeah.
My best friend stopped talking to me because I refuse to call them by their new name.
Um.
Okay, so I wanted to get into how like the bad reactionaries responded.
Some really good bad reactionary responses to this.
Occupy Democrats Logic Facebook page shared the tweet, this tweet from common sense extremists, which is like it dates back, it dates back to a previous time in politics, one that we have all lived through,
this show has lived through, but it dates back to a time when like the right was still trying to psyop the media and the broader public into thinking that they were the reasonable ones because it's okay to be white.
Yeah.
Things like that, you know, back when they were just like flirting with the idea or not, sorry, back before they were really overtly flirting with the idea of just authoritarian, jackbooted, deport all our enemies, you know, full in on white nationalism.
They were trying to make this case that, you know, because college kids are so intolerant, they make common sense people like us seem like extremists.
Yeah.
You know, so that's where that's from.
But this is what common sense extremists is tweeting now.
Just denaturalize and deport the Muslim Kami about to become mayor of NYC.
Why should we tolerate a foreign enemy becoming mayor of our most powerful city our ancestors built with their sweat and blood?
He never assimilated.
So why should I consider him just as American as me?
And I'm sorry.
First thing I got to say is like this dork absolutely assimilated.
Yeah.
This is like one of the most American guys just because he's wearing like a suit and tie.
I know that might throw you off as an American.
But no, this is like this guy has like a favorite, you know He's got like a favorite Quentin Tarantino movie like I don't He's American as shit very much an American dude.
Yeah, like for sure.
Like, what are you talking about?
Like, what do you want to do?
Like, bleach his skin?
Um, second of all, I love like the thing that I love most about this, though, is all the right wingers suddenly being like, wow, our most important city, our most beloved city of New York City that I've just, I, you know, has been a bastion of American values as long as I can remember has fallen.
New York, our once beloved New York City has been rendered into, you know, whatever communist nonsense now.
And it's funny because I think they feel that way because of, because of 9-11, how that like, you know, did the patriotism thing, even though that was like a bladent attack on capitalism.
And then also, also like the Statue of Liberty, I think that has a lot to do with it.
Even though that whole thing is supposed to be like, come on over immigrants.
I bet like that's where they get this from, this weird like New York is America City.
And the Yankees.
I don't think they believe New York is America's city.
Like none of this.
They don't believe this.
I don't buy, nobody buys this.
They've been calling New York a communist hellhole for the last, you know, 30 years.
Like ever since fucking Michael Bloomberg was running New York.
They've been calling it, you know, the CCP.
Nobody gives a shit if you're sad that New York has a different mayor.
Like shut the fuck up.
This is, it's like, not only is it fucking like really kind of embarrassing to, I guess, care about the mayor of a city this much, you know, I would be like, what are they going to do?
Oh, that sucks.
So that's cool or whatever.
But to be like, this is an insult to me as a new or whatever.
It's just, you're, man, you got nothing, not a lot going else.
Not a lot else going on.
Yeah.
But yeah, just a foreign enemy becoming mayor of our most powerful, our, well, you got a, you got a New York mouse in your pocket.
You got Fival in your pocket, bro?
What's our city of New York?
He pans down and there is a mouse in his pocket eating pizza.
Somewhere out there.
I think we should freaking get Javier Millay as the mayor of New York City, right?
That would be cool.
That'd be the way to go.
That'd be tight.
We could use an NYPD chopper to throw that communist Michael Bloomberg out into the street.
That's right.
I just, I love, I love this so much.
And then, yeah, Insurrection Barbie on Twitter said, I am legitimately worried NY will go full-on jihadi Marxist.
I really need to be wrong on that one.
Dot, dot, dot.
God, I hope she's wrong, Tony.
Oh, I hope she's wrong, too.
I don't want to know the things that I'll have to do to my Floridian neighbor if Zorod becomes mayor of New York.
It makes me sad, honestly.
I don't know what's going to happen when like all the food becomes halal.
Like that's, uh, I need everyone.
Hey, listen, daddy needs his bacon, okay?
And then replying to this, uh, gaze for Trump says, and wait for it, they deserve what they vote for.
No sympathy at all.
Again, says gaze for Trump.
Yep.
Like, I don't, do you not own a mirror?
Do you not have like self-perception?
Well, I mean, I don't know if you know about particularly Gen X gay white men, but they're untouchable.
I guess maybe if you have.
Imagine a two-man household.
Yeah, they don't even need to be married.
They'll generate so much income.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah, I don't know.
Unless you're Peter Thiel, I would maybe as a gay man not be advocating for or supporting the party who like the majority of which doesn't think you should be able to get married anymore.
Yeah.
Probably anyway.
Yeah.
Speaking of the Statue of Liberty, this is one of my favorite posts.
It's from Anthony Michael in the Joe Rogan Experience podcast.
Post a meme that says, congratulations, New York.
And it's like side-by-side images of the Statue of Liberty in Burkas, but they're like different images.
Yeah.
But they're the same idea.
But it's just like, well, this, since they're both AI images, neither of them got the whole point across.
Like on the left side, the left side image, the Statue of Liberty is completely covered in head to toe and her arm isn't being raised.
So it just looks like a black hooded figure on a, on a, like a, you know, a plinth by the water.
And so they're like, okay, well, it doesn't really scan as Statue of Liberty.
Let's try again.
And they got one that does have the eyes of the Statue of Liberty peeking through the Burqa and then the spikes coming out of the top and also the torch in the air.
But the arm looks really weird holding the torch because the arm is still completely covered in Burka, but it's short.
It's only like a foot and a half away from the head.
So it just doesn't also look right.
So I think I'm glad they included both of these images so we can together put them together and realize what they mean.
So it's a statue of liberty and a burqa and Anthony's captioned this.
New York is done.
Only in Jew America.
Wait.
Hold on.
You got to do one at a time, brother.
I think this has to be the episode title.
Are we going to get kicked off of iTunes for making this the episode title?
I mean, we got to make sure you put those quotes on there.
It's very important.
Listeners, I wonder if anybody's noticed it on the particularly bad titles.
I do put quotes.
Nobody's ever commented on it.
So I'll take that as a win.
I don't know if I could put Jew Merica in the title of an episode.
I don't know if it's worth, I don't know if it's worth the risk.
That one amazing.
Um, this is so this is so good.
Wow, wow, Zionists.
Look, look who's on your side against Mom Dani.
Just phenomenal.
Like, this is the level of like the right-wing anti-Semite is working at.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it's like you have all the same priorities, all the same values as Israel, as the State Department, as the ruling class in this country who are definitely using like Islamophobia to help control you and shepherd you into these pro-capital, pro-empire positions.
And yet you're still like, you're still blaming it on the people who are like being attacked by this guy?
You know, you don't get it.
Like, that's why you got to open your mind.
You got to understand that people don't talk about how the Jewish establishment is constantly putting fundamentalists, Islamists into power all the time.
The Jews are the one who are spreading jihad.
Like, this is got to understand.
What is your media bubble like that you see the reaction to Zoron?
You learn about Zoron through the backlash to Zoron, most likely, but you also don't realize that the backlash is entirely Zionist.
Yeah.
And you just fucking Jew America.
Like this is, congratulations, guys.
Like, I can't imagine a better fit for either side, either the liberal Zionists or the conservative anti-Semites.
You guys are fucking made for each other.
Now, Anthony's listening to this going like, God, you're the one that told us to separate Jews from Zionists.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm blaming the secular Jews.
Yeah.
I'm blaming the secular, the cultural Jews for this one.
That is it.
You're right.
That is actually it.
I'm blaming the Jewish Marxists or whatever.
This is what you wanted.
But it's, yeah, so good.
And then one more from Occupy Democrats Logic.
They shared a tweet from Raw Egg Nationalist, who himself has shared a tweet from Zoron from 2013, a long time ago.
Zoran tweeted, quote, the invisible hand of the market, my ass.
That hand is white and wearing a ring with a conflict diamond in it.
And Zoron attributes this to another user.
So wow, it's just like a fucking nesting doll.
Talk about Russian influencer.
Jeez, fucking Matroshka doll of bullshit here.
It's a good, it's like it's a funny quote or whatever.
It's a good quote from a comedian.
Do you know this comedian?
Yeah, Ari Kondambulu.
Say it again.
Ari Kondambulu.
Okay.
Yeah.
I didn't know like where the first name ended and the last name started.
So I didn't want to try to forget.
I got you.
I got you.
Thank you.
So again, it's not even Zoron saying this, by the way.
It's all quoting Hari Kondambulu saying this, but he's also co-signed.
It's a fine statement.
It's a fine statement.
Raw Egg Nationalist quotes this and says, wow, it's almost like this guy bears a deep, deep ethnic resentment against white people.
I'm sure he'll put aside those murderous grievances.
Wow, it went from resentment to murderous grievances pretty quickly.
I'm sure he'll put aside those murderous grievances and govern New York fairly and competently.
That's all they want is fair and competent governance of a city, Tony.
It's not too much to ask for.
The fact that you have like fascists and conservativing like this is so beautiful.
It does mean, it does mean they're scared.
It does mean they're actually absolutely worried.
And so I love, so yeah, whatever.
This quote was this tweet, whatever is fine.
I think that's funny.
But then I liked these comments.
Oliver says, well, the conflict diamond part kind of implies he's talking about Jews, actually.
They are the ones who own and operate the diamond mining industries.
And then Megan replies, Jews aren't white.
And then Oliver replies, he didn't say they were white.
He said the hand was white.
And are you really going to sit there and tell me Jews don't have white hands?
Amazing.
Amazing.
That's so good.
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's, we hate this guy.
Wow.
He's racist against white people saying that they control everything and they have all the money.
Like that's insulting.
That's like, you know, that's such a childish way to think.
Oh, wait.
No, he was talking about Jews.
Oh, yeah.
No, he's right.
Actually, yeah, we hate conflict diamonds now.
We hate, you know, financiers now.
We hate the people who control the market, which isn't capitalist.
It's if they could think of a word that is capitalism, but just means Jewish capitalism instead, like they would be, they would be home free.
They would be like rolling in it like a piggin.
They just need to invent a word that means the exact same thing as capitalism, but like it had, it's, it's the, it's the word capitalism, but in like Hebrew, you know?
Yeah, they'll figure it out.
They'll figure it out.
And it's, yeah, I love it.
And obviously it's, it's almost they, they clearly don't really understand what a conflict diamond is either.
Continue.
What do you mean?
I mean, like, like, I think they're talking about like, they're, you know, they're saying conflict diamond and they're saying, well, you know, the Jews, they have the diamond mines.
And, you know, there's some, you know, reality there.
So they're like saying it's like, he's being anti-Semitic and calling out the conflict diamond part.
But then also, like, I think they think that a conflict diamond is just because somebody was underpaid along the way.
Right.
There's like ethical diamond mining, right, Tony?
That's what you're saying?
No, not at all.
Not at all.
I'm not saying that police bit.
But yeah, they don't realize like people actually die.
Like lots of people die for these diamonds is what happens.
Yeah.
You know, it's like, yeah, that totally kind of undermining the whole thing.
It's really, it's really just funny to watch.
I like Jews aren't white.
How dare you?
How dare you?
He was talking about my people, not the Jews or whatever.
This is for us.
But then Oliver says, oh, well, actually, a lot of Jews have like white skin, have like pale skin.
I don't mean that they're white.
I'm not trying to say they're white.
I just mean like in sort of like the crude, you know, visual, literal sense.
Yes, they're white or whatever, but not in the real, like mystical, spiritual sense that we all believe in.
Yeah, sorry.
In this image, all we saw was the hand.
I'm just doing a little description.
I didn't have a DNA test done on the hand.
Yeah, and conveniently, the fingertips of the hand were cut off so we couldn't see the elongated claw-like nails to determine whether they were Jewish or not.
Yeah, exactly.
It was just the hand.
I loved that so much.
What are we doing at on time here?
I think we're pretty deep.
Yeah, an hour 30.
All right, let's get out of here.
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