#711 I still cant see my children, so I became a Nazi (preview)
TODAY: A jam-packed episode starts with Kanye's newest banger: a song about how his wife made him be a nazi. They're calling it the most divorced track of all time. The formerly talented artist demonstrates with painful clarity the power of the Cuck meme--using the fetish as a title for his new album and laying bare a series of pathetic embarrassments, perhaps the best example of which is becoming a black Nazi. ALSO: Anti-war president Trump praises Anduril drones as "nasty looking things" and waxes nostalgic for a time when you could look up and see the moon instead of swarms of mechanized death. FINALLY: Trump addresses a possible tariff-induced recession and suggests that beautiful little 11 year-old baby girls will simply have to nut up. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month
Okay, let's move on to our next topic of the night.
Did you see this clip on the internet, Tony, of President Trump complimenting Ann Andrews' newest killing machine?
I loved this clip so much.
Trump is giving a press conference By a bunch of bombs and drones.
And he's got like the CEO and founder of Anduril.
Anduril.
Which is a killing company.
It's a company that makes things that kill people.
A lot of innocent people.
A lot of civilians.
And it's just like a hype meeting here.
And so this is what he has to say about these weapons of war that we are currently financing in this country.
Founder and CEO of Andrew, Brian Schimpf.
Brian, thank you, Brian.
He's investing...
Wow, how many civilians killed this year?
Over 100,000?
Wow, good job, dude.
One billion for a new manufacturing facility in Ohio and display.
Next to me is their 125-pound Roadrunner drone.
Where is that little sucker?
Where is that?
Which is that?
Whoa.
That's it.
Which one is it?
He's got multiple drones and bombs around him, and he's complimenting one of the drones, but he doesn't even know which one it is, so he's like, where is that one that I like?
Where's the good one?
Oh, there it is.
That's a good one.
He sounds so bad.
This looks like a clip out of a Marvel movie.
Except he's lacking all of the charisma and energy of any actor in the Marvel Universe, frankly.
President actor, yeah, for sure.
Jeremy Renner would be putting this guy under the table at this point.
That's a nasty looking thing.
Here's this thing that we're known for manufacturing and giving a trillion dollars.
Wow, it sure is a nasty-looking thing.
Do you think the devastation of people and bodies everywhere?
Nasty.
It's nasty work.
That's nasty.
I look up there when I'm having dinner outside.
I used to look up and see the moon.
Isn't it beautiful?
Now you see the moon, but you see drones all over the place.
And I say, let's get the hell out of here.
That's a good one, isn't it?
We used to have a paradise on Earth, didn't we, folks?
You could look up and see the stars.
Now there's drones everywhere.
Here's another trillion dollars for that project.
You know, this is bullshit, too, because he's over here trying to take credit for this kind of thing.
He's trying to take Obama's stuff.
He's reheating Obama's nachos right now.
Giving people PTSD and making it so they can't have dinner outside because they're worried about seeing drones flying over high?
That's Obama stuff, okay?
Get your own gig.
It's so fucking funny to be like, I love American militarism.
I love the war machine.
Here's a bunch of weapons.
Wow, they look nasty.
I'm glad this is what we're known for.
I'm glad this is what my...
Look at how disgusting that is.
Remember when you used to be...
Just able to have a nice night.
And now, thanks to us, you can't do that anymore.
It's pretty cool, huh?
More and more people are saying it, folks.
I have become death.
Destroyer of, well, very big things.
Some say the biggest things.
Should I say it?
They don't want me to say it.
I'm destroying entire worlds, folks.
Can you believe it?
Believe it.
Oh.
Everyone's seeing my stuff and saying we gotta get out of here.
And he just sounds so tired.
He sounds so tired and so defeated.
And it's like this is old hand for him.
He was doing this same shtick but for frozen steaks 30 years ago.
He can do this stuff in his sleep but he still just sounds so fatigued and so Spent.
Like, maybe he actually at one point did think that he could bring peace to the world because of, you know, his sheer force of will and his desire to be liked and all that.
And they just, they said no.
They said, sir, we love you.
We love how hateful you are other times.
For this thing, no.
We are still funding all of this stuff.
We are still sending trillions to Israel, trillions to every fucking country who will buy our weapons.
There's nothing you can do about it.
And he was like, all right.
All right.
May as well make the most of it.
Yeah, I just wanted to play that clip because I love that clip.
And there's, I don't know, there's responses to it here.
But I love just the self-awareness of, wow, that's a nasty thing that we're responsible for.
