#667 I'm in a bad mood all the time because of these commie assholes (preview)
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Let's move on to the next topic at hand, which is Trump's racism comedian that he invited on to his Madison Square Garden appearance, which a lot of people were,
I don't know, kind of upset that, what, tens of thousands of weird fucking rabid, like, I don't know, anti-immigrant freaks descended on New York City, one of, you know, home to some of the, you know, like a huge immigrant population.
Very understandable.
Like, you know, a lot of the, like, not a lot of it, some of the Trump hysteria gets tiring, especially coming from the Democratic Party, because I'm like, yeah, that's your problem.
Why don't you do something about it, you know?
Yeah.
But this, I can genuinely see.
How many seats is Madison Square Garden?
Oh, like a lot.
Tens of thousands, hundred thousand?
I don't know.
Huge.
Yeah, having these assholes come to your city always sucks, but especially like, I mean, wasn't there where the famous Nazi rally in America was held?
Yep, yep.
Am I making that up?
No, that's a real thing.
The seating at MSG is 19,500.
Yeah, so, yeah.
Tens of thousands.
Yeah, I get...
I don't know.
I get the...
I get people being upset about this.
And to top it off, he invited this guy, Tony Heathcliff, like the cat, I think, or Tony Hardcliff or something, who is from the podcast Kill Tony, which...
I have seen the phrase Kill Tony.
I thought it was like a Gen Alpha annoying TikTok guy or something.
I just kind of assumed that's what it was, but apparently he's like a roast comedian and he's an incredibly popular comedian in Austin right now, the capital of comedy.
Some argue he's the real reason that Austin is...
The capital of comedy.
I think that Joe Rogan moved there because he moved there.
And I'm only familiar with it because, unfortunately, I'm a podcaster whose name is Tony.
Oh, that's so true.
So anytime anybody gets a whiff of the fact that I do that and that is my name, I am immediately asked if I love Kill Tony.
And I say, I don't think I do.
I never know.
And so I am aware of it.
And a lot of people, I think, owe me an apology now.
Well, it sounds like the Kill Tony listeners are about at the same sort of mental level as Facebook users commenting on the Old Dreams Facebook page.
They recognized a name that's like the other name.
You know?
And wow...
Crazy.
Isn't that exciting for you, Tony?
Yeah.
You're kind of funny.
You're kind of funny.
I know of another funny Tony.
You know?
That's why I think this is something a child would do.
I guess...
I mean, are they trying to give you the nickname Kill Tony?
Are they genuinely want to talk to you about Kill Tony?
Yeah.
They genuinely want to talk to Tony and they always kind of like buffer it with like because they know that this is the place where like We're like, anti-woke goes to thrive.
They know that this is what...
So they always kind of buffer it with...
Hey, they're pretty funny.
They're pretty funny sometimes.
Some of them are a little problematic, but a lot of the stuff is really funny.
And I've seen the clips on TikTok and stuff like that.
And it's usually some guy who's like...
Pretty autistic and pretty funny and like them just kind of like enjoying the fact that he's like autistic and funny and but like really leaning on the autism to make fun of calling him the r-word and stuff like that yeah like oh this r-word's actually pretty funny like that's what I keep seeing and so it doesn't really do it for me or it's like some some minority doing some self-hating joke so that they can get laughs from like you know the predominantly white audience it's pretty rough um So he has a judge comedy,
but it's like a roast.
They make fun of the comedian.
I don't know.
As we talked about, stand-up comedian, that's already pretty bad.
When you get to roast comedian, I think, that's like bottom of the bullshit.
I don't know.
If you're roasting a celebrity, I might chuckle at a clip of that.
If you're just roasting some guy because he's bald or because he's got Asperger's or whatever, it's like, I don't know.
That stuff gets kind of old.
Um...
It's not hard to offend people.
It's pretty easy to be a dickhead or to say, wow, say crazy things to get a reaction out of people, which is like, I don't know, childish behavior in my mind, just in general.
Absolutely.
A lot of these guys, they seem like they're just mean.
They really lean on the whole, I'm funny, you're just sensitive.
I'm funny, you're just offended.
That's their whole thing.
Yeah, let me play the clip that we're alluding to from the rally.
This is from PBS News.
And this is Tony Heathcliff or whatever standing at the dais in front of 19,000 people.
A lot going on.
Like, I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now.
Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
We're getting there.
Again, normally I don't...
Is this Neil Hamburger bombing at Madison Square Garden?
Did he do this intentionally?
Is this a meta bit?
Is he going to win them back by the end?
Well, I love that he's doing the thing where he's like, Oh, okay.
You're getting offended now?
Don't worry.
We're going to get there.
We're going to buckle up, buddies.
Yeah, but they didn't like that joke, did they, Tony?
Not really.
They all went...
Yeah, that wasn't a Madison Square Garden pop.
That didn't remind me of when Dane Cook was there.
Yeah, so the joke is that Puerto Ricans are garbage, which is like, yeah, this is what?
The Trump campaign didn't already say that in 2016?
Like, I don't know why this was too far.
I guess now that the Trump campaign has Latino and Hispanic support...
They're like suddenly sensitive to the issue of being racist against Puerto Ricans.
But they actually issued a response to this.
First of all, the Puerto Rican GOP leader said he wouldn't vote for Trump unless he apologized for the comedian's remarks, which I had to click on because I was like, well, I don't think he's allowed to vote.
And in the article, it says, Puerto Rican GOP chair Angel Cintron says he will not vote for Donald Trump in Puerto Rico's symbolic presidential poll on election day unless the former president personally apologizes for a comedian's remarks at his Madison Square Garden rally on Sunday.
Okay, wow.
Hear that, Trump?
If you don't apologize, the GOP chair is not going to symbolically vote for you.
Man, that sucks.
Voting is already kind of like, dang, you're doing that?
But doing it symbolically, that's a whole other level.
Yeah, doing it symbolically while being a Republican.
Like an honorary member of a party that does not want you from a country that doesn't know what you are.
That thinks you are a different country.
Bro, I'll just send you my I Voted sticker and you can show Trump that.
It's cool.
But from this Forbes article, Trump says, I don't know comedian who made Puerto Rico joke, but stop short of denouncing it.
Trump told ABC News, quote, I don't know him.
Someone put him up there, making his first comments on Hinchcliffe's description of Puerto Rico as a floating pile of garbage.
Trump's campaign has sought to distance itself from the remarks.
Spokesperson Daniela Alvarez has said the quote joke does not reflect the views of President Trump or the campaign.
Running away from the edgy headline-grabbing racism.
It's kind of interesting.
Is this like the first thing we've seen the Trump campaign apologize?
What else has the Trump campaign apologized for?
I literally can't think of anything.
I can think of a million things they should have, but I can't think of anything they actually did come out and say, you know, my bad.
I don't even know the guy that said that, even if it was him.
I didn't even see that ever.
I love just being like, I don't know him.
He didn't even do the I denounce.
I denounce.
Trump didn't apologize for the Unite the Right rally or whatever, or apologize for applauding the far-right organizers and crowd at that rally, but he did say, I denounce the KKK guys or the Tiki Torch guys.
Never mind that those were the organizers of the event.
He didn't even do that for this, though.
Yeah, and I do believe that he has no clue who that guy is.
I don't think he has anything to do with any of these actual decisions.
It was Don Jr.'s pick.
Don Jr.
picked his favorite fucking podcaster.
It absolutely was.
That's so fucking funny.
Trump responded to Hinchcliffe, the comedian, and As the bipartisan backlash continues to swell, on Monday, the island's Catholic Archbishop Roberto Gonzalez and head of the Puerto Rico Republican Party, Angel Cintron, called on Trump to apologize, with Gonzalez writing in a letter to Trump that, quote, it is important that you personally apologize for these comments.
Yeah, good luck, buddy.
He distanced himself.
What more do you want, you little fucking pig, you worm?
Get back in the ground, bitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh no, we're not going to get your symbolic vote.
God, it's so embarrassing.
It's funny because people do forget that Puerto Rico is part of America now.
It has been for a minute.
But not quite enough for us to actually care about them or them to take part in electoral politics.
But it's just enough to where we get them as a territory or whatever.
