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TODAY: We examine the new bipartisan Democratic party and express our gratitude for Kamala Harris' Republican-filled advisory group AND: A german Opera that's so feminist it has dudes admitting to being nazis on Facebook Finally: a certain Governor gets too nasty with it, leaving people to wonder if she was evoking catholicism. Music: Machinegirl - Athoth a Go! Go! Concrete Winds - Chromium Jaws Leon Thomas - MUTT Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week
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What's up folks? Welcome to another wonderful week of wacky web tantrums from the online community.
In fact, I think we're going to start today's episode with a tantrum from me personally.
Nice! I just wanted to say...
More of a happy tantrum, a joy tantrum, at Kamala Harris' new campaign strategy, which she is announcing that as president, I will create a bipartisan council of advisors to give feedback on policy and inform my administration.
Our democracy needs a healthy two-party system.
That's what I've been saying.
I think both parties need to be two-party, Tony.
I think so. That's the only way it works.
We're not saying four parties.
I think we're saying.5 parties and.5 parties to each party, right?
Oh, well, each party gets a half representation in the other party.
Oh, there you go. Yeah.
You know, because... I don't know.
It helps get rid of tribalism.
It helps get rid of the extremes, you know?
Oh, the extremes on both sides, let me tell you.
I love this shit so much.
You're not officially an American Democrat until you talk about how much you love Republicans and want them to control your administration.
That's the official stance.
As a Democrat, I want to say I really respect what the Republicans are doing over there.
I think it's pretty cool. I want more of that.
I want some of that. Give me some of that.
Yeah, that whole strategy of calling the party of forced births and genetic-based relocation of people.
You know how we were calling them weird?
Actually, they're pretty cool.
They actually have some points.
Actually, I kind of want to brag about how much I like them.
Well, I mean, who doesn't want a bad boy on their team?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's like the camper who always wears a leather jacket and combs their hair and wants to do an ethno-nationalist project.
Yes, we need him on the team.
This is so funny.
You know, as an American voter, Tony, my number one concern is that my vote is too meaningful and too powerful.
Yeah. So I'm glad that the candidate is reassuring me that actually I'm going to just pick these people and half of them are going to be from the side that we've been calling Nazis.
The side that we've said is it represents an existential threat to trans people, people of color, because guess what they do?
We're gonna give them a couple spots.
A couple spots and not just like my administration, but like my advisory team, the people who get to like vote up and down the ideas.
That's great. It's funny because it's actually not a terrible idea to have one of those guys in the room.
So whenever they say something, you just go, well, not that.
We're not going to do that.
We're going to do the opposite. But that's not what she's saying.
That's not what she's saying.
She's like, no, I think they got some good ideas.
We need a healthy two-party system.
Which is like, if that's your goal, why do you need a healthy two-party system?
It sounds like you just want one party system.
Yeah, it sounds like you should be a donor or something because that's how you actually affect politics.
Yes. You should be a big enough donor to get on one of these presidential councils or whatever.
Yeah, I love it. This is the same shit that Obama did.
Team of rivals.
Inviting Republicans on.
And that, you know what? We're laughing, Tony, but it does actually give you so much good standing among Republicans.
They actually do really appreciate when you bring in the people they want to string up from the rafters into the Democratic Party.
I think that worked out really well for him, too.
I think that his approach to that really made the Republicans really receptive and open to his ideas.
And there's no way they decided, no, we're going to stop everything you want to do ever.
I think it worked out really nice for him, so we should continue that.
I just have some fun kind of responses to this, because I think this first one is a pro-Kamala, pro-Democrat response, but...
Most of those weren't very interesting.
Most of those were just like, woot, woot, woot, clap hands, clap hands, emoji, you know, whatever.
Yes, this, this, with arrows.
Yeah. Yes, this.
It's gonna be a, we had a brat summer.
We're gonna have a bipartisan fall.
But this guy was cheering hard for Kamala.
Yes, yes, Queen, slay-queening her all over the replies.
He's some sort of fan of Democrats, I guess.
I think that's his job.
Maybe he gets paid for it, maybe he doesn't.
He is wearing a nice hat, though.
Where do you get the money for this fedora, do you think, Tony?
That's a custom hat, I feel like.
I feel like that's a really nice hat.
Well, he's verified, so probably from posting.
That's probably where he got the money for this from.
And to pay for this sort of artistically generated American flag superimposed over his face, that had to cost money, too.
So he's doing something right here.
AES American flag, emoji, verified, says, People complaining about Harris drifting further from the left are misguided individuals.
You don't fucking know how to win this electorate.
Please be quiet, dot dot.
And wise up while you are at it, dot.
So this is the idea is that, you know, going after Republicans, I mean, this is something the Democrats do in like every election.
So like none of us are surprised by it or whatever.
It's just like, it's just so funny to see happen over and over and over again to varying degrees of hilarious results.
Yeah, I mean, like, you know, people are saying, you know, oh, she's going right because, you know, Democrats just like the right wing because, you know, they are right wing to some degree.
That's a perfectly fine example or explanation.
People are saying it's just because the Democrats are stupid and suck ass and are just good at losing accidentally, which is also kind of a tempting explanation.
I'm leaning away from that one a little bit.
I think my theory about why they're going right is because billionaires gave them a lot of money to do that.
That's a pretty solid theory.
In this specific tweet, I think a billionaire donor paid for this tweet a while ago.
You know what I mean? Not like a quid pro quo thing.
A billionaire donor donated to the campaign, the super PAC, whatever.
And then, like, two months later, a guy whispered into Kamala Harris' ear, the comms team director's ear, saying, yeah, a billionaire guy who gave you guys a billion dollars isn't worried that Kamala Harris is a communist, but the TV is worried that Kamala Harris is a communist, and a lot of people think that she's a communist.
So can you just, like...
You know, scrounge up some more Republicans, please.
Or like, name a fake team you're going to have that's going to have Republicans on it or something.
Because that is like one of the number one weaknesses, supposedly, from the fucking data I've accidentally seen scrolling by in my feed.
I try to fucking flick it out of the way, but sometimes it catches my eye.
And it's that the concern about her is that she's too liberal.
That's what she's polling negatively on.
She's polling positively on character and personality and competency, that type of shit, but they're worried she's a communist.
Where are they getting this from?
Is it just because she's a non-white woman?
Is that why they think she's not...
Everything she does, you have to convince me that she's even a Democrat.
Right? Let alone that last comment that's pulling her from the left.
She's never been on the left.
What are they citing to say that she's a communist?
I have a simple solution.
They need to film a TikTok of Kamala Harris scolding communist Chapel Roan, proving once and for all that she's not like them.
No, no. With the Kendrick Lamar song, Not Like Us, playing in the background.
Exactly. And she can do that, too.
She's allowed. She's not like us, but she's like us.
She is. Our system needs a healthy two-party system.
Yeah, this is, what, the same shit that Nancy Pelosi said for eight years?
Yeah, how did that turn out?
Or longer? Okay, so, yeah, AES is saying, this is how you win, and it's like, I just saw a fucking tweet where Kamala Harris shouted out the former Bush AG attorney general at one of her campaign events or whatever, and it's like... Who is that convincing?
Who even recognizes the name?
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You forget that George Bush paints now and is like a sweet, likable guy.
So it's okay. We can now, like, anything he did in his administration is now good.
But we're not even talking about him.
We're talking about the Attorney General.
Like, people don't know who that guy is.
He knows the guy who paints.
He knows the guy who paints.
It's okay. I'm the, like, Wall Street guy who's not as psychopathic as everybody else I work with and hang out with, and then I see her get endorsed by Bush's AG, and I'm like, all right, I think I could pull the trigger for her.
This is going to work for me.
This is fine. Wellness Courses replied, People upset about Harris moving toward the center need to understand one thing.
Winning elections requires strategy.
My first time hearing this.
I've heard that.
I haven't seen it, but I've heard it.
If you don't get that, maybe it's time to sit this one out.
Progress comes from playing smart.
Not from purity tests.
That's crazy. Progress comes from listening to the same exact people who were running Biden's campaign.
Yeah, yeah. That's crazy, though.
You can't tell people to send that out.
If they send it out, then they...
Don't you relinquish your rights as a citizen if you send it out?
He means to sit out the argument.
You never send out voting.
You never send out the vote, because it is vote or die.
You will die. I liked this response.
Really untethered from reality.
Miss Jo, who's verified, and her at is the real Miss Jo, which I don't think you need anymore because you have the blue check verification that implies that you're the real Miss Jo.
It feels like you're kind of undermining Elon Musk's blue check here.
It seems a little, I don't know, maybe you're just redundant.
You need to hear everything twice or else it'll fall out of your vacuous...
I'm not sure. Hold on real quick.
I gotta go take a break.
I gotta follow just Miss Jo I've been following.
She's also verified. I thought I was following the proper Miss Jo, but I gotta go unfollow that right now before I forget.
Sorry. Okay, I'm kind of making my whole spiel look bad because now I guess it was for a reason.
I guess there are people who could have been confused.
Yeah, I'm a sucker. I'm sorry.
Okay, well, Miss Jo, this is the real Miss Jo, by the way, says, two-party system where you control both parties, that is called a dictatorship.
And communism follows, so, no thanks.
That's awesome. That's awesome.
That's totally what it is.
I guess what you're saying is you want the right and the left coming together to form a sort of synthesis called national socialism.
Wow. That's what I'm hearing.
Yeah, great. That's what happens.
Once you start getting opinions from the far right, communism is right behind it.
Everyone knows that.
And it's funny because it's true in the sense of like...
Yes, the communism that they tell you exists.
The communism that they tell you exists is always influenced by the far right and, you know, coups and stuff.
So yeah, maybe they are into something.
Mm-hmm. So again, this is Kamala Harris tweet about how she's going to create an understanding council.
We're going to create an ideas council, you know, with both Republicans and Democrats.
And Julie Hamill says, why not do it now?
You could have done it at any time in the last four years.
People just have no idea what a vice president is.
They have no clue.
But it's also like...
Imagine treating this council like it's going to do anything good for anybody.
I demand you do a feelings tour across Arkansas to know what we really need as a people.
The fact that you haven't done it already means you'll never have it in your system to do that.
The only purpose to this think tank is to pass Republican legislation but make it look a little Democratic.
Yeah, or just like give you an excuse for coming up with more right-wing ideas.
Yeah, exactly. Be like, we're a nation of ideas.
Different ideas. Why not do it now?
You know, this is like when Doritos Cool Ranch...
Or Doritos put out an even cooler Cool Ranch.
Do you remember that? No.
I missed the Double Cool Cool Ranch.
It was during COVID. It was during COVID. Oh, yes.
I would have missed that. I remember because I made the connection.
It was like the government handing out checks to all of us.
Yep. Except for me because I had to work during COVID. Thanks a lot, guys.
You knew the Double Cool Ranch Doritos were a distraction?
No. No, no, absolutely not.
I liked the money. In fact, I wish I would have gotten some of that money too.
But no, what I'm saying is it proves that they were always capable of doing that.
So real. And I feel like that's why they yanked them back so quick, both with the retro checks and the cooler ranch chips, because they knew that it gave the game away.
Yep, yep. They're just showing their full potential the whole time.
It's fucked up. Really good chips, though.
But I will say, you know, the Cool Ranch chips have been pretty well seasoned.
There's been a few where I'm like, you know, you expect, like, not everyone to have the crazy dust all over it, but you want, like, one out of every three or something like that to be just crazy, you know?
I think there should be one of the freak chips in every bag.
Yeah. You know the ones where it's like a bunch of chips molded together?
You should get one of those in every bag.
No, no. If you vote for me, you're gonna get one of those in every bag.
Those are hard to eat though. They're too dense.
They're too solid. Yeah, it's for savoring.
Just let it soak in your mouth.
Just let it melt. Like a Mormon penis.
Exactly, like a Mormon penis.
Those chips were fucking good, though, man.
They need to bring them back.
I think it's a strike issue for me, next contract, personally.
Were they called, like, Cooler Ranch?
I'm just guessing. You would have to call them Cooler Ranch, I think.
It'd be funny if they called them, like, Super Rad Ranch.
Rad Ranch. Bodacious Ranch.
Well, it's 2020, so it would have been, what, Lit Ranch?
Maybe? Oh, yeah.
What were we working with?
Fleeked out ranch. No, yeah, it was cooler ranch.
Wow. Dang.
You'd have to be cooler ranch.
I'm happy I missed that. I would have broke vegan for that.
What do they have? Like some fucking hooves in them or what?
Just dairy. Just dairy.
Dairy. There's dairy in every flavor that makes no sense in.
There's always like, why is there dairy in my jalapeno chips?
These aren't jalapeno cheddar.
They're just jalapeno. Yeah, it seems like something that would like spoil the chip, help spoil the chip if it were left out, you know?
It's fucked up. It's fucked up.
I don't like the super chip, a bunch of chips molded together.
I do like the super flavored chip where it's usually not a full chip.
Unfortunately, it's usually just a corner or whatever, but it's like black.
It's like black with seasoning.
That's a good one.
You can see all the color flakes too.
It's like, oh, you didn't even know these colors were in Cool Ranch.
This is like looking at like a nebula, but of Cool Ranch.
Yeah, this is like my brain is inventing these colors that don't even exist, I think, in the world.
It has to make them up. Okay, back to the replies to Kamala Harris.
Yeah, people are like, the Republicans on this, quote, bipartisan council, and it's just Republicans they don't like.
Yep. Yeah, it's Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney.
What's his name's daughter?
He's on The View. McCain?
Yeah, this is Melissa McCain.
What's her fucking name?
Megan McCain. Megan McCain.
It's probably an H in there, huh?
You put some respect on her name.
Okay. Sorry, I need to get this picture of her off the screen so I can focus.
Interrupting the show. Yeah, this is the right-wing response.
Yeah, you're going to get all the Republicans we don't think are Republicans anyway, or we'll have some other excuse to hand wave away them being a right-wing influence on the administration.
But yeah, Mike Norwood says, honestly, as a centrist libertarian, that is music to my ears.
However, if you're serious about it, then who and what positions will be Republicans?
What and what will be libertarian?
And beyond advisors, how about cabinet positions?
That's where real power and change happens.
I want more. I also like that Mike Norwood heard, we need a strong two-party system, a healthy two-party system.
And he was still like, how about some libertarians?
How about we get some libertarians in there?
You never call libertarians particularly intelligent, I don't think.
Yeah, unfortunately. They're so close.
They're so close so often.
They still almost get it.
Bipartisanship, Mike, not tripartisanship.
Sorry, bud. Don't worry, you'll get your fucking deregulation, bro.
All right? Sit the fuck down.
Don't wet your pants.
You'll get deregulation of the finance industry, probably.
Man, wasn't Biden going to do something about corporate landlords?
Wasn't he going to punish landlords or something?
I think so, but then he died.
So, we never got to see that.
I was really looking forward to that.
But unfortunately, you know, he's dead now.
Like, I'm not a fan of Biden or Kamala, but if they want to punish some landlords, I'll get some, what do you call it, some schadenfreude out of that, you know?
She's claiming she's going to do that.
That's part of her platform right now.
But I just, you know...
Whatever, I just kind of don't believe it, unfortunately.
Yeah, it's going to be means tests.
It's going to be like, people who've gone to college for two years and have received this grant are eligible for a certificate that they can give to their landlord for 20% off their rent every month.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's going to be subs, probably end up just like subsidizing them.
Not the tenant, subsidizing the landlords.
Yeah. Yeah, just to be clear.
But hey, as a centrist libertarian, I would love to see some subsidies for landlords.
Absolutely. I mean, you know, we are a proud bunch.
We're a modest bunch.
You don't hear much from us.
We don't like to be bothered, and we don't like to bother other people.
Yeah, they're the silent majority, really.
You don't hear from them at all, ever.
But we're standing up to say that yes, Kamala Harris should give us all rebates, give us all money.
Please.
I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
Okay.
Okay.
So I was in the market for an opera and I was thinking about going to see a local opera and I found out that there's this opera that turns you into a Nazi after you read about
Tony, have you heard of this?
No, no. I don't know if that's a good opera to have.
Maybe we should think about that opera.
Is it because it's so bad and the Nazis hated the arts?
I think it's because there's a naked lady in it.
Oh, I didn't know it turned into a Nazi.
I just heard it was making people sick.
I heard people were freaking out.
Well, some people are getting very sick in the head, and it might just be coincidental with them also reading a headline designed to make them more upset than they've ever been, but this time it's about...
An opera with like rollerblading lesbians and I think they do stuff like throw period blood around on stage and shit like that.
It's whatever, subversive.
It's actually like an old play from Weimar-era Germany, apparently, 1921.
But yeah, it seems to have this mystical power where it turns online freaks into...
Wow, I guess we have no choice now after hearing about an opera that had titties in it.
Gotta do the Third Reich.
So I'm reading here from...
Well, I guess it'd be the fourth one, right?
Well, no, America's the Fourth Reich.
So this would be the 5th Reich.
The 5th Reich. Well, I saw that picture.
I saw a picture of a woman doing an air on roller skates, fully naked, wearing nothing but a nun's thing.
Habit. Habit. And that's not safe.
You should be wearing pads, but you should at least be wearing clothes.
So I understand, you know, a little bit of this needs to stop.
This is going to give people bad ideas.
You can't be out there doing roller skate stunts naked.
I mean, I think it kind of shows you how tame...
The theater has gotten.
I mean, she's doing this on a nice, slick stage.
There's probably a pad somewhere, or at least duct tape showing, you know, which way to go or whatever.
You don't have that in the real world on the street.
The picture I saw was like a nice ramp.
Yeah. It was like a sick ramp.
Yeah, do it. Go to the fucking wash and do that butt-ass naked.
And then don't become a Nazi.
Yeah. Uh, so this is from a post of, uh, Daddy of Liberals, which has been, uh, frequently featured on Minion Death Cult, uh, Facebook anti-Marxist read Nazi Facebook page, uh, with, yeah, the smash cultural Marxism, you know, the fake, like, Antifa.
Ooh, what if we did Antifa but four or five?
Wouldn't that be fucking funny?
Uh, that's kind of just what they're doing there.
Um... They posted a screenshot of a mirror.
Article is like a tabloid in Britain.
Audience members need medical treatment after sex scenes at the opera!
I don't know why opera is in all caps.
Maybe that's what it's called.
It's... But, okay, I'm continuing to read here.
Sancta Susanna, so that's the name of the opera, opera organizers were less than apologetic about the ill effects experienced by attendees with a spokesperson saying they understood, quote, what they are getting themselves in for.
More than a dozen opera goers required medical assistance following a risque performance that depicted explicit lesbian sex.
Tony, and I'm already hearing, like, Hitler's speech in my mind.
Yep. When I know that there's lesbians depicting having sex somewhere, I'm like...
If there's one thing he hated, it was lesbians.
He was pretty furious about lesbians.
Sorry if you're a new listener.
We don't normally...
I don't normally pretend to be a Nazi on the show.
Yeah, not typically.
It's not like a running gag or anything.
Just when it comes up, you know?
Yeah, explicit lesbian sex, real blood, which is fucked up because that could be going to the Red Cross, that could be going to Bloodworks, any sort of donation center.
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
And naked roller skating nuns.
What if they only use blood from men who have traveled overseas in the last six months?
Oh my god, that's so true.
Then they wouldn't be able to give the blood anyway, so it's not like you're wasting it.
Yeah, what if that blood was just like in Bali?
You can't do that.
You can't get Bali blood on you.
Everyone knows that. Man, I want to have whatever type of sex makes the people around me just violently ill because they knew it was happening.
What kind of sex is that?
That's crazy. They're like, listen, I knew it was going to be graphic.
I just didn't know it was going to be Tony fucking...
I, like, go in there and see you on stage for some reason.
I think it's pretty fucked up you had a cis dude play a lesbian.
I thought they were lesbians.
What is going on? What is happening here?
That's not cis right anymore.
That's a whole different thing. I don't know her pronoun.
I don't know what their pronouns are, you know?
But I know Tony. I think I know.
I do know Tony's pronouns, actually.
It's in his bio. I saw it.
Um, yeah.
Sancta Susanna, a radical feminist opera organized by composer Paul Hindle Smith, debuted to crowds in Stuttgart, Germany on October 5th and will run for seven performances until November 3rd.
The polarizing one-act opera dates back to 1921 when it first caused a scandal and over a hundred years later it has been staged for the first time.
Uh, and yeah, we're about to enter Hitler mode here.
Uh, Yeah, Zachary Schindler, top fan of Daddy of Liberals.
It was so nice to see, you know, I always like having guests on, but it's always nice to see these comments through the eyes of somebody else, you know?
Like when we had Ben and Matt on, we were like, wait, what the fuck is a top fan?
And it's just, you know, you forget.
You forget about these little gems, these little, like, late Facebook, late Facebook editions.
But yeah, Zachary Schinder is a top fan of Daddy of Liberals, meaning he comments a lot, he likes a lot, he might even share some of their stuff.
And then they've also offered him the top fan badge, and he's accepted the top fan badge.
Yes. Next to his name.
It's like a Reddit thing. It's like they're kind of like incorporating like Reddit shit into here.
Zachary Schinder says, Opera is art.
This is obscenity.
I don't know what folks a hundred years ago hoped to accomplish with this, but quote, art wasn't it.
This is the sort of deliberately pointless transgressive bullshit emojis.
Now that's art. That's art.
I knew exactly what he meant.
That was beautiful. Bullshit.
It's right there. It's not open for interpretation.
I like this because you can't say the artist is dead.
I don't want to create something only for people to say that I'm dead, that I don't mean anything anymore.
No, you have to interpret it the one way.
There's no subtext.
There's no metaphor.
It's this. It's this.
At least when I write. Anyway, I would expect from the postmodern artists of today.
Christopher replies, art takes on many forms, and you're not the authority on art.
And then Robert Enriquez says, awesome, so I wasn't a killer.
I was an artist, and those people might paint.
Sorry. Robert says, awesome, so I wasn't a killer in war.
I was an artist, and those people might paint.
And the streets and walls might canvas.
Smiling emoji, thumbs up emoji.
FBI? FBI, did you hear that one?
I like how he's owning that guy.
Like, I'm a homicidal maniac, and I guess you think I'm an artist too, huh?
And me, as a logician, as a professional debater, I'm like, oh, that's embarrassing.
I didn't mean to call the guy...
Waxing, poetic about murdering people in war.
I didn't mean to call him an artist, boy, is my face red.
I feel a little silly now.
Did you just admit to doing war crimes?
Yeah, right? Why did he stay?
It's the best debate tactic, too.
It's like, listen, fuck the bullshit.
I don't want to get there. I'm just going to start with death.
It's like, you're comparing this opera to people being slain.
I don't think any... Now, if they executed somebody as part of the opera, sure, have that conversation.
But you just went there in this effort to be like, you can't defend this, brother.
I'm talking about taking lives.
It almost seems like maybe it's something that...
It's always at the forefront of his mind.
It kind of creeps into every discussion, perhaps.
Yeah, it almost has like a copy and paste type of...
He might have said this before.
Oh, you call this a fucking meatloaf?
Oh, I guess me mowing down children over in Iraq, that's also meatloaf, huh?
Oh, I guess a pile of corpses is also a meatloaf, huh?
Uh... Yeah, here we go.
Atreus Dominus says, and then the third realm came into being, which I'm guessing is a euphemism for the Third Reich.
Maybe the third realm is going to be the next one.
I like it. Pila Andre says, oh no, sorry.
I'm looking at this one.
Jens Reitveld underneath says, then one day, suddenly, for no reason at all, dot dot dot dot.
Oh, Jesus. Which has 12 likes and loves and a laugh in there.
So this is a meme. I've seen this before.
I don't see it, like, super frequently.
But this is a meme that actually everything that the Nazis did, everything that Hitler did, was for logical reasons.
Because, you know, their victims were just that bad.
They had to do a holocaust or they had to do a whatever, take a stab at global dominance because there was too much nudity in the opera.
Yep, yep. And that's usually like a nod to globalism and stuff.
It's like, oh, well, they had to do it.
It's a fucked up notion these modern Nazis take.
Yeah, suddenly for no reason at all, Hitler came to power.
That's the meme there.
And they mean it sarcastically, as if it's so obvious that they can be sarcastic about it.
Yeah, Mike Koons, keeping this Weimar classic alive.
Guess who banned this?
Their minister of propaganda found Heindelmyth to be nothing more than an atonal noisemaker.
Wow, so this was too far even for Weimar Germany.
Jason Voorhees says, well, at least we know where it goes next, parentheses, and the six-gerillion smiles it'll bring to our faces.
Jesus. Six-gerillion is Nazi terminology to describe the- I knew that was racist somehow.
It's to describe the fake number of Jews killed in the Holocaust.
It's, you know, six bajillion.
It's like another way of saying six, you know, six infinitillion or whatever, but it's six guerrillion.
It's the six guerrillion smiles it'll bring to our faces.
Like, so, you know, a lot of these guys aren't even doing the, I can't believe what we have to do because society is so degenerate.
You know, a lot of them are just like, we're going to be smiling on the day of the rope as we string you up or whatever.
Sorry, I know this is pretty dark stuff, but it's just good to know that there's...
Yeah. These people are talking to each other on the internet, you know, and there's a lot of this stuff that's just...
Underneath, and in all of these conversations about immigration or trans rights or gay rights or women's rights, you'll see one of these guys, and this is perhaps why they speak, and I guess these are supposed to be dog whistles.
They're more like memes, but they have plausible deniability, and Normie isn't going to know what guerrillion means or whatever.
Yeah. Or even a reference to Weimar Germany, people aren't going to necessarily know that.
And for Nazi apologists, Weimar Germany is the excuse for Nazi Germany.
Weimar Germany was so decadent and so perverted and yada, yada, yada that the Nazis had to take over.
Or that they were so...
Degenerate, that it spawned the reaction in the normal population to just spontaneously organize against Jewish people or queer people or left people as if it weren't like an actual political project that was being developed and steered by people looking at these convenient scapegoats.
Yeah, it's the old pendulum thing.
It's like, no, the only reason why it swung that far into the Holocaust is because it was that far into the art.
Right? Yeah.
Like, that's really what they're saying. And it's funny.
I just want to mention this quick. Those are the two genders, art and Holocaust.
Yeah, those are your choices.
They keep mentioning, like, how is this art?
This wasn't even art 100 years ago.
It's like, no, they made something that actually is still...
It came back 100 years later.
That's pretty impressive.
Also, who cares if it's not art?
Who cares if you don't like it?
There's a ton of art I don't fucking like, and I don't become a Nazi over it, you fucking loser.
I'm sure you hate a lot of good art, even if you don't like this one thing that might not be great.
I'm sure there's a lot of great art you don't care for.
This is like when I was arguing with those guys about...
I just made fun of a guy's tattoos on some right-wing...
Like, nationalist forest workout militia club thing.
But he was like...
And I think he's in Pacific Northwest.
His tattoos were so bad.
It was all just...
Logos. It was all just logos for different video games.
Oh yeah, I remember that one.
Not even like a scene in the video game or whatever.
It was like the fucking box.
The label on the box, you know?
And it was just like, dude, you look like you picked your fucking tattoos out of a line of children's t-shirts in Walmart.
So brutal. Um...
Somebody commented on my tattoos because I have shitty tattoos that are not corporate logos.
They're just simple tattoos or fun tattoos or whatever.
He was like, somebody was like, yeah, your tattoos aren't so great either, but how about you get a real tattoo?
And then he sent me like a photo of Instagram art of like some fucking $15,000 back tattoo, you know, like photorealistics fucking tattoo.
What do you call it? Like a suit of armor?
You know, some like marble statue bullshit.
And I was just like, yeah, that's a cool tattoo.
Sorry, I'm not going to spend 15 grand or 5 grand or 10 grand, whatever the fuck that's going to be.
I don't need like...
I need to have some real art, you know?
Yeah, you don't have any real tattoos. I've always been saying that.
Every time I got a tattoo, I'm like, oh cool, another fake tattoo from Alex.
No, it's a cat smoking a cigarette.
That's as real as it gets.
That is as real as it gets.
It's so stupid.
They just don't get it.
It's so funny. It's about the content.
The content in this case was a logo.
A logo. You could have got one of the characters, like you said, one of the scenes, some sort of reference to the game.
And that way other real heads would be like, oh, yo, that's from such and such.
That's so cool. And it would be pleasing to look at.
It wouldn't just be like, oh, I remember that product I bought.
Oh, and they were, of course, upside down.
They were on his wrists and forced forearms, but they were upside down.
So he could read the Assassin's Creed logo.
So it wouldn't be confusing for him to see the Assassin's Creed logo upside down.
Hey, that's not how the Triforce is normally oriented.
Listen, I'm not hating on Triforce tattoos.
You just got to mix them in.
It can't all be pop culture.
Logos, you know?
Yeah, you can have one or two.
Usually if you have one, it's kind of an obvious joke even, you know?
But yeah, they're not in this case.
Is there a combination of the Triforce and the Deathly Hallows on a white person's body somewhere?
Oh, for sure!
There has to be.
There has to be. I can say there's either that or a combination of that and the co-hitting Cambria logo.
Yeah. Wait, which is the...
Oh, the dragonfly.
Yeah, no, no, it's like the triangle with like circles.
Oh, yes, the fence.
And we have a friend that has it tattooed on him and it's mirrored.
It's not... When they did the copy, they did a mirrored version.
Wow, loser!
It's reverse on him. Wow, yeah.
And actually, man, I don't remember like what...
Is it like aliens or something?
I think some of them are from Earth anyway.
Yeah, and their language means white idiot.
That's funny. That's actually what your tattoo means.
That's what you have on you. But yeah, no, it's the content, like you said, Tony, of the opera, and it doesn't mean the Kingdom Hearts logo isn't art.
It's just about taste.
I just don't happen to like that art.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Hans and Druger says, history repeats herself.
We're at the same point.
And Lloyd Witt, here, somebody's mixing it up here.
I'm just reading like in order, a fat block of these responses.
Lloyd Witt says, pride goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall.
More devolving character of the culture, showing the birthings, showing the birthing signs of the fates from revelations.
So that guy got biblical.
That's almost refreshing to see.
Like, not Nazi stuff.
Okay, like, if you...
We'll make a deal, like, you can wait for God to strike people down or whatever.
Yeah. I'll concede to that point.
I don't want to... The Nazi stuff, that's a little too proactive for my taste.
Yeah. I was going to say he kind of went more...
Oh, you think you're worried about the Holocaust happening?
How about the Armageddon? How about Armageddon happening?
That's what this play is going to bring.
And then Andrew says, seems we have a new Weimar, except it's global.
I'm going to maybe surprise you about what Hitler thought about the globe.
Andrew says, seems we have a new Weimar, except it's global.
And given the response to the last one that was isolated to just one country, I'm very concerned for my kids.
Oh, you're so worried about your kids.
That's my biggest thing.
That's the hardest thing about raising a daughter right now is that she might star in a lesbian roller skate play where she throws blood on somebody.
I worry about that every day.
That's not even what he's saying.
He's trying to say, I fear for the coming storm.
The coming storm, the backlash, it won't spare a single soul because it'll burn white hot with the thousands of fires of justice.
The response will be, too Chad.
It'll be too alpha, and even my daughters won't survive.
My kid's not going to be part of the bad stuff.
My kid's homeschooled. Don't worry about that.
But I love the implication that Nazism was isolated to just one country.
That's wild. This is the same shit that Candace Owens said about Hitler, that his main problem was he deviated from nationalism and he started invading other countries.
Yeah, that's what gives me the ick.
You know? What do they call that war again?
What was that war called?
It was called the Isolated German Incident.
Yeah. It was called Operation Liberate Germany.
I want to listen to the jam band Isolated German Incident.
I bet they're pretty weird.
They probably are pretty sick. This song is 18 minutes long.
It's great. Uh, by listening to this song, I was somehow converted to Judaism.
They're all just like, uh, German anti-fascists, you know?
You're just like, I just want the opposite of whatever I just experienced.
Uh... Yeah, Bettina Engweiler says, Weimar is coming along nicely.
We just need a guy now to put an end to it.
This has 11 likes and loves.
Leo says, Typical leftist disturbia.
They cry and are outraged when a kid wears a sombrero, but this filth.
Hey, they call that art.
And if you don't accept it, you're a bigot.
And then Mark Northman says, Weimar 2.0.
And his photograph is the one of Jack going insane in The Shining, Jack Nicholson.
That picture's concerning, but actually, Patina's picture's way more concerning, because Patina just looks like a normal-ass woman.
She looks like a nurse or maybe a middle school teacher or something.
She's wearing, like, thick black framed glasses, has a cute smile.
Her Instagram is probably mostly posting about, like, book clubs and some sort of workout program she's doing.
And then she's over here being like, we need another Hitler.
Yeah, it might be a fake profile.
I don't know. Yeah, I love the comparison of cultural appropriation to...
Just having, like, sexual content in your production or in your movie or whatever.
I don't know. If it were, like, a sex scene that we're making fun of Mexicans somehow, I would be like, yeah, we don't need that.
We don't need that. I mean, unless it were funny, you know?
And also, you know, done by Mexicans.
That'd be good too. No, one of them was Puerto Rican, dude.
Oh, okay. I can't call that shot.
I'll have to pitch to their board and see how they feel about it.
Critical support. That's all we can offer at this moment, guys.
Sorry. Yeah, I like that comparison.
Like, I don't know, like, the white kid in a sombrero, like, what's he doing in it?
Is he gardening in it?
Is he keeping the sun out of his face?
Is he using the full brim, or is he, like, putting chips in it?
He's definitely just, like, doing his fifth Halloween costume of the season.
You know, this one's a Mexican guy.
I have this Steelers poncho and I have this sombrero I stole from a restaurant when I was drunk right night.
So I got a good...
Oh, no, my costume is drunk Mexican.
Get it? Because I'm drunk and I'm wearing a sombrero.
Do you get it? Now that...
I could watch that. That's comedy right there.
You know, I go to the naked opera or whatever, the lesbian rollerblading opera, and I'm like, my racist friend could do that.
He just needs a sombrero and a fucking rug.
He'll cut the hole in it.
I'm in line for Drunk Mexican starring Rob Snyder.
I'm in line for that, day one.
Well, he is...
Is any Mexican in one of those movies?
No. I think he does an accent.
Yeah, what's the...
You can do it!
That's the Creole.
That's the old... And I was impersonating Rob Schneider.
I was not trying to impersonate any culture that I'm equally respectful of.
Because I didn't even know. I wasn't trying to do anything.
No, no. Yeah, you were quoting someone, quoting someone.
but it's okay
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All right, let's move on to the last segment here.
Let me just clap this.
Gotta go, uh, when you clap it.
Are we still talking about recording?
Right now, what do you think?
I'm putting on an opera? Is that what you're asking?
Last night was an opera.
Alright, moving on. Did you hear about what Gretchen Whitmer, or should I say Gretchen Weimar, was doing on TikTok with another lady, Tony? Did you see this?
Oh, yeah. When I totally knew who Gretchen Weimar was and I heard about it, I remember that.
No. No, I have no idea.
Okay. So, we're watching this on Twitter, but via the Catholic Vote account, who screenshotted Feministabulous.
Feministabulous. I think so.
Feministabulous. That's...
The name of this podcaster, who I don't remember, Amy Drake, I don't know, she had some name, you know?
But she interviewed Gretchen Weimer, and they did this, I guess, trending TikTok.
thing where you feed something to somebody else but typically I think it's like Justin Timberlake feeds it to Jimmy Kimmel And you're like, okay, well, Justin Timberlake's kind of hot, but Jimmy Kimmel kind of diffuses the situation.
When you have Gretchen Weimer feeding a chip into the mouth of an attractive female podcaster...
It's bad news, folks.
Well, yeah, because when I see Jimmy Kimmel feed Justin Timberlake a Dorito, I don't want to jerk off to that right away, but I instantly want to jerk off to this, so that means it's for sure evil.
Well, how do you know? Let me show you the video first, Tony.
This is some crazy shit.
I love you, I do, need you no matter what I do That's insane!
Like, that's, is the government, is she doing it?
Is she doing a joke where she does not know what to do?
Because she's delivering this really blank face after feeding the Dorito.
Gretchen Whitmer is.
And then the podcaster eats it in a pretty...
Seductive almost type way.
You're sexualizing her mouth because she's a woman, Tony.
That is what's happening here.
No, I'm saying I think it's because I thought she was on her knees, but she's just sitting down.
She's just sitting down. But the Catholic tweet says that she's on her knees.
Not this specific tweet, but that's the message.
We'll read from a news article from the BizPak Review.
They all are saying that she's on her knees, but she's just sitting on the edge of a bed or something.
And I think this is my fault.
This is my Catholicism coming out.
I think it's because she's eating it like it's the Eucharist.
She takes it on her tongue as if it's like the Eucharist, the little wafer.
And that didn't always feel kind of horny to me.
Even when I was doing it, when I was taking that body so gingerly into my mouth, so delicately to allow it to melt in my mouth, I think that's what was happening to me, and that's why I did sexualize the way I did.
So, you know, blame the alcohol.
In this case, the blood of Christ.
Wow, thank you for admitting, you know, thanks for being brave and taking ownership.
That's what I'm here for. I want other Catholics to feel confident that they can express themselves the way I am.
CatholicVote says, How else can this be interpreted other than mockery of Catholics and the sacrament of Holy Communion?
Not to mention the distasteful pornographic innuendo.
Well, which is it?
Because all they're doing is putting food on the other person's tongue.
Are you saying the Catholic Church is full of perverts?
Because I don't know about that.
Is it also because of the song?
Because the song is like a love song, and it's like, think about you, so it's like it's two women, so they obviously must be in love.
The song doesn't help, I think.
They're just too hot, Tony.
I'm sorry. You're right.
They're just too hot. I hate to comment on people's looks or whatever.
Gretchen Whitmer and this podcaster are too hot, frankly, too hot to be doing this shit.
Yeah, yeah. Check your hot privilege, okay?
It comes to consequences.
Gretchen Whitmer is only the latest example of the gross anti-Catholic bigotry festering inside the Democratic Party.
We've all seen it. All the time.
Everywhere. Anti-Catholic.
Yeah, I've also seen a lot of anti-ghost stuff coming from this administration as well.
No, you don't remember when Kamala was waggling around the crucifix dildo on stage?
This thing's hilarious.
It's funny. It's funny because it's a Catholic thing.
She had those Nikes that had blood in the tongue.
She had the little Nas X blood Air Maxes.
I thought he took the fall for that for her, is what I heard.
Oh, I believe it.
I believe it. That makes sense.
Let me read here from this article because it's pretty good.
Alright, so BizPack review where your browser goes to heat up and die because of how many ads are running on the screen at once.
They're putting an iOS ad.
They're putting like an iOS notification ad on my Chrome browser somehow.
Totally. Totally makes sense.
Big Gretch blasted by Catholic League for mocking Eucharist in perverse video.
There is, quote, there is no wiggle room.
Wait, hold on.
Her nickname is Big Gretch?
I think so.
Okay. Mega Babe.
Certified Mega Babe. You got a nickname like Big Gretch?
Hell yeah. The whole thing is too sexual, Tony.
It's too much.
She's too hot to be called Big Gretch.
She's too big and too hot to be called Big.
You can't do this!
It's not fair. Yeah, no.
And I love the headline.
Big Gretch blasted by Catholic League for mocking Eucharist in perverse video.
Quote, there is no wiggle room.
That was way too horny.
Headline, Governor Gretchen Whitmer seen wiggling in Catholic wiggle room.
Catholic Blast.
Catholic League responds, there is no wiggle room!
Sounds like they're denying the existence of a wiggle room to me.
But we'll see it in context later in this article.
The Catholic League has slammed leftist Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer for mocking the Christian right known as the Eucharist.
This is the governor that they tried to kidnap.
Remember, Tony? Oh, yeah.
Now I understand why they're trying to kidnap her.
She's too big and hot.
She's too big and hot. We gotta take her out.
She's gotta go. Well, I think that's why it failed.
She seduced them like fucking Paul Atreides' mom.
They were in the back of the van and she used the voice on one of them and got them to kill the other one.
I think that's what happened.
Lady Jessica. Sorry, I just couldn't remember her name in the moment.
Uh... As previously reported, this past week, Whitmer appeared in a bizarre, salacious, and some say erotic, video posted to Instagram in which she fed a Doritos chip to a kneeling feminist influencer.
See, this is how they report. They're all reporting that she's kneeling, which is, I believe, libel.
This is libelous.
You can sue BizPack Review for all the Google ad revenue they made in the last six months.
Then they embed that Catholic vote tweet, Enter the Catholic League, which published a statement from President Bill Donahue on Friday accusing Whitmer of having, quote, insulted Catholics nationwide when she intentionally ridiculed the Eucharist in a video.
There's no way to understand this stunt other than as an expression of vintage anti-Catholic bigotry.
Sorry, sorry, like, we're gonna get an outrage over, like...
Anti-Iranian bigotry in the country before we're going to ever give a shit about anti-Catholic bigotry.
Yeah. I'm sorry. You're not like...
And you're on the right wing, too.
You're doing this religious right wing thing.
I mean, like, Zionism's kind of sucked up all the oxygen in that room for you guys right now.
They're like, please, please, someone hate crime us for the love of God.
Yeah, I like how this whole thing is like, how can we make this about us?
The Dorito chip?
It was about us.
Oh, actually, I did hear murmurs in the Vatican about a potentially cooler ranch-flavored Eucharist wafer.
So maybe they're just mad about them leaking the details.
Quote, they are saying she was merely mimicking a popular trend on social media where people are shown feeding each other.
Some apologists even say this is being done to support the CHIPS Act, a bill that supports the semiconductor industry, he added.
Which, it is, like, if you go to that podcaster's account, it says, like, in the upload, it says CHIPS Act.
It, like, talks about, like, that's, you know, it's a honeypot.
They reel you in with the psychosexual imagery.
Listen, if they're mocking anything, they're mocking that image of the girl feeding the other girl milk.
Yes. Which also, I didn't mean to sexualize.
I apologize for that.
I heard it's a calorie-dense milk, and it was a good thing.
That's my bad. I shouldn't sexualize that picture either.
Yeah, and frankly, this one didn't live up to the milk picture, unfortunately.
I gotta say, so I am also offended.
Big Gretch wasn't big enough, to be honest, to pull that picture off.
Wow, next on TikTok, Big Gretch picks up a tiny female podcaster gamer and slams her up against the wall.
Yeah. Uh...
Both claims are lies, according to Donahue.
There are indeed many clips of people feeding each other on social media, but there's no reference to the Chips Act, nor are they eating chips, he noted in his post.
The typical video on TikTok shows one person sitting at a table, often in a restaurant, being fed, usually with a fork or spoon, by a friend.
None of them are kneeling.
None of them are receiving food on the tongue.
What Whitmer did was to deride Holy Communion.
There is no wiggle room for her to deny the obvious.
And again, you lost me right there.
I was mad with you.
I was mad for you, even though I'm not Catholic.
And then you said wiggle room, and now I'm just thinking about her wiggling again, and I'm not mad anymore, actually.
I feel kind of good. Yeah, I'm actually looking into the Chips Act right now.
He just keeps on complaining about her.
There's so much in this fucking article.
There was follow-up articles.
Yeah, well, here they embedded some of the tweets, but I have good tweets here ready to go.
But... But it's not just Republicans criticizing her.
It's Catholics, a plurality of whom lean to the left, according to Pew Research Center.
In fact, the video is so gross that even non-Catholics have taken note.
And then it's a bunch of tweets, a bunch of losers are saying, I'm not Catholic, but my wife and son are.
And I was appalled at the disrespect.
I'm not Catholic, but I make my wife be Catholic, so I don't have to use a condom.
Honestly, Patrick, you're kind of like a pussy, dude.
Your wife and kid are Catholic, but you're not Catholic?
Piss or get off the pot, brother.
I made them convert after listening to two straight years of Red Scare.
I also found out that I am gay.
He's like, I would do it, but I heard about a lot of bad misogyny amongst Catholic men.
I didn't want to partake in that.
I'm not... Michael Nicholson...
Just imagine being, like, fucking 65, like, retired, and then being going on Twitter and saying, I'm not Catholic, but I think any Christian should take offense at the governor of Michigan's mockery of the Eucharist.
Like, you're essentially doing, like, a street team exercise for the Republican Party.
Like, this isn't how you talk.
You're, like, trying to do free...
Talking points for the Republican team or whatever.
I don't know, man. I'm pretty sure that it's embarrassing stuff.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal or like a super sin for a non-Catholic Christian to even say the word Eucharist.
I think you're not allowed to do that.
I think you view the Eucharist as the sin itself.
So I don't know if you're allowed to do that, bro.
And then she said the Newsweek reported that she apologized.
This Newsweek headline is great.
Gretchen Whitmer apologizes for Doritos' video, quote, mocking Catholics.
Great use of the editorial quotation marks around a quote from somebody else.
Even though you're talking about Gritchen Whitmer's apology, you use a quote from somebody else that's very, very sensible.
I'm probably getting ahead of myself.
I'm just curious if I'm right here.
I feel like she's not going to apologize for mocking the Eucharist, but I feel like that's what the headline read as because of that scare quote, which gives her more credit than maybe she deserves in this case.
Yeah, here's the caption.
If he won't, Gretchen Whitmer will.
Chips aren't just delicious.
The Chips Act is a game changer for U.S. tech and manufacturing, boosting domestic production of semiconductors to reduce reliance on foreign suppliers.
Donald Trump would put that at risk.
And then, yeah, the Chips Act was already signed into law in 2022, I think.
Yeah, in response to the outcry, Whitmer issued an apology.
Over 25 years in public service, I would never do something to denigrate someone's faith.
I've used my platform to stand up for people's right to hold and practice their personal religious beliefs.
Doesn't sound like an apology.
It sounds like she's saying she's never done anything towards Catholics to apologize for, which is, that's kind of crazy.
Because I definitely have stuff to, like, apologize for, like, just general statements about Catholicism and stuff, I think.
Yeah, I'm for sure questioning your leftist credentials now.
The only thing she actually, like, apologizes for?
Yeah, it says, my team has spoken to the Michigan Catholic Conference.
Imagine having to talk to these fucking guys.
What was supposed to be a video about the importance of the CHIPS Act to Michigan jobs has been construed as something it was never intended to be, and I apologize for that.
Yeah, so I'm sorry the haters are such losers that they misconstrued.
My statements. That's the apology we got here.
I just want to get to a couple responses.
I think we're going a little long here, but some of these replies were pretty good.
Let's get those Catholic tears going here.
Yeah, I first saw this on right-wing Twitter accounts, like, I mean, therefore I am, who shared the video, says, WTF is Gretchen Whitmer doing?
Someone make it stop, please!
I'm like, yeah, make it stop!
Ow, my face eyes!
I can't bear this.
It's hard on my soul, really.
Kimberly responds, So receiving the body of Christ is a joke.
The demons just don't hide it any longer.
They're not hiding anymore, Kimberly.
I'm sorry. Yeah, they're all around you.
They're in every darkened room.
They leave right as you turn on the lights.
I will say, the cropped picture, the way they have the video frozen, does very much look like that.
That's me. That's where I pause.
But I feel like that's the picture I keep seeing it.
That's the picture I've seen.
It's the best part of the video, dude.
I don't know what to tell you. It's the part where they're blatantly mocking Christ.
Listen, I've seen a lot of mockery of Christ in my time, okay?
I think I know it when I see it, and this is not it.
This is not it. No.
Someone enjoying a Dorito, goddammit.
Emmanuel Goldstein says, one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
Bro, this is straight up weird.
I'll give him that. I'll give him that.
It was weird. Like I said, Gretchen's blank face, non-expressive face.
Afterwards, it's so funny to me.
Yeah, I think she kind of didn't know what she was supposed to be doing, so she just looks straight at the camera.
In her Kamala Harris hat.
They're calling Gretchen Whitmer a man because they're so mad at her and her appearance.
Again, it's because she's too hot.
Sir Robin says, yeah, his, her hands and forearms are huge as fuck.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Watch the video again.
Yeah, she's got those man forearms, you know, that are long.
You know how when a man is tall and their forearms are long?
Yeah, she's got that.
Where she's tall and her forearms are long.
He's probably also like, her forearms look way better than mine.
She's got to be a man.
Silver Fox says, I always say, quote, being a Democrat and a Christian do not go together.
And this is from under, like, the official Instagram post.
Arianne Bunny says, does the Bible frown upon Gurley's sharing Doritos?
I haven't heard. If it does, I haven't heard it.
Silence. Silence. He is always saying that, though.
It's weird. He says it all the time.
I don't know why. He says it for no reason.
All the time. Who does? Silver Fox.
He's always saying being a Democrat and Christian don't go together.
He's always saying it. Glenn726 said every knee will bow, including yours.
For Dorito, yeah.
Yeah, everyone's going to get on their knees for a Dorito.
I mean, I think the whole thing is, like, you don't...
Like, if you don't bow, you go to hell.
Right? So, like, do you get sent to hell and you still have to bow?
That's kind of fucked. I guess I would rather just bow in the first place and not have to go to hell.
Because if he's going to send me to hell, I should be able to be like, alright, well, fuck you too, then.
Yeah, you know? No, he forces it.
This is when he takes away free will.
Every knee will bow.
Me, like, fucking looking at my high school classmates.
Every knee will bow, including yours, Dakota.
Also, knees don't bow.
Knees bend. He's, like, referencing song lyrics.
I don't know. It's just not correct.
They don't always make sense.
It's every knee will bend. Every head will bow?
Every head will bow, maybe? My, uh, Ani's knee is actually a lot better at bending now.
Oh, good, good.
Yeah, so that'll be good.
I'm really happy that she got that recouped before, you know, the end times come, because she's gonna need, it's gonna need to bend.
What if, what if she prostrates herself before Christ and her knee popped out?
That'd be fucking embarrassing.
Imagine getting like knee replacement surgery and the next day the apocalypse happens and you're fucked.
Yeah. You're fucked.
Yeah, because you can't put weight on it for like eight weeks or 12 weeks or something.
It's like, sorry, God's like, sorry, you've actually been pretty great the whole time, but this is, you know, this is a pretty big technicality.
You're going to, sorry, dude, eternity in hell.
These are the headlines.
I already read that one. Never mind.
Yeah, Daniel Salmore Real Estate or Daniel Salmo Real Estate.
This looks like it's professional real estate.
profile on Instagram.
He says he's a real estate broker.
He's got 10,000 followers.
Comments on this video. He's a man!
Why? What?
Because I don't like him. So if I don't like him, they're like whatever the opposite gender is, you know?
Yeah, and again, she's too hot.
I don't know if you've seen trans women these days, but they're super hot.
This hot woman's definitely trans because she's so hot.
Feminist Abulous, the podcaster herself, commented on this video, no governor was hurt in the making of this video.
And DT24 says, just her reputation.
I mean, yeah. And then not Jeffrey Dahmer replies to, no governor was hurt in the making of this video, replies, that's too bad.
It's funny because I feel like Jeffrey Dahmer would say he's definitely not Jeffrey Dahmer if he's trying to not be Jeffrey Dahmer.
I'm trying to question you, brother.
I think you might be Jeffrey Dahmer, especially because you do want her to be hurt.
Woodhend says, I'm sure mocking Catholic is entertaining for you.
I love it when my entertainers mock Catholic.
I'll just say it right now. Yeah.
Extremely. They've made some good jokes out of Catholicism.
There's been some pretty rich ones.
Oh, like there's any fun to be had at Catholicism's expense?
I dare you. Name one funny thing about Catholicism.
You can't. It's all very serious stuff.
Last couple replies here.
So I think this name is a pun.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to need to take a bite.
I'm going to need to take a bite.
Yeah, get it? This is in, I think, the BizPack review comment section.
Quote, what was supposed to be a video about the importance of the CHIPS Act to Michigan jobs has been construed, end quote.
So, quoting Governor Gretchen Whitmore, Whitmer, she's sorry for that and not the fact that it was her hate for Catholics and all religions that fight against taking the innocent.
She just helped hand Michigan to Trump.
Bahahaha! And that's what I'm worried about, too.
I'm very worried about Democrats losing the state of Michigan because of this Doritos video.
I think that's probably the biggest issue for Michigan Democrats right now is the Gretchen Whitmer Doritos video.
Yeah.
governor feed food to somebody else and see how I feel about it before I make my decision.
And I think a lot of people, the decision was made the second we saw that Dorito hit the tongue. They were like, that's, that's Trump, right? I wasn't sure, but now I am.
And even the people who aren't yet voting for Trump, I believe have gotten together to form a sort of undecided voter coalition based on this Doritos video. And they're really going to need to hear like Gretchen Whitmer or even Kamala Harris, like appear with a Catholic and hear their concerns and accept their suffering and everything this administration
has done to target and probably kill tens of thousands of Catholic people.
And I think the Michigan voters deserve an answer from her for that.
Yeah. Gretchen, we're going to need you and a local bishop to work it out on the remix.
Last comment here.
TK says, Democrats have always hated all Americans who have morals and ethics.
No one should be surprised.
And let me explain this comment.
He's talking about Catholics having morals and ethics.
Yes. Famously.
Famously the Catholic Church.
The House of Morals and Ethics.
They hated them for their goodness.
Insane. Like...
Possibly one of the biggest religious institutions to have a reason to hate them for, you know?
Yeah. A lot of religions have done a lot of bad stuff.
All of them have done bad stuff, obviously.
Catholic Church is kind of the goat.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure. What did the Catholic Church ever do to deserve a Dorito chip on the tongue, huh?
Yeah, come on. Come on.
People should be so lucky.
Is it going to be a pizza Pringle next, huh?
Or will they stop? 3D Doritos.
Ooh, wow. No thanks.
That's why I'm not having children, so they won't have to grow up in a world with a 3D Dorito Catholic bigotry.
Back in my day, we only did Catholic bigotry with 2D Doritos.
It was perfectly effective.
We got them all riled up on the internet.
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Right, Tony? Isn't it a good show?
I think it's a great show.
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And yeah, you should tell all your Catholic people around you to listen, check on in, so they can hear a voice that they recognize and they can empathize with.
It's so important. Speaking for them.
Catholic representation is just not around.
Yeah. And this weekend, this Friday...
It's our live commentary at Beacon Cinema in Seattle, so we're excited to see everybody there sold out, fortunately for us, unfortunately for all you plebs with the slow trigger fingers on the internet.
No, we'll be excited to see everybody there.
It's going to be a really fun time, and we'll hang out afterward.
We'll go grab drinks somewhere or something like that.
Please come through. Hang out.
I'm so excited to see everybody.
I'm so stoked it's sold out.
I wish we could have got everybody who could have wanted to go there.
Don't come through because you've got to have a ticket or whatever.
You do have to have a ticket, yeah.
But I'm stoked to be in Seattle.
Stoked to hang out with you. Stoked to do this.
It's going to be a good time. Pumped to hang out with Brian.
We're doing the screening with Brian Quimby.
Always a good time with our boy.
Stoked. It's going to be a good time.
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