#654 They can debunk it all. Go ahead, call us racist bigots! We're spreading misinformation !!!!!
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The world is ending.
We all know what it is this week, right, folks?
Absolutely.
It's that thing, driving your co-workers, your extended Facebook family insane.
We're talking about Haitian migrants.
Yes.
Big app.
Big app.
Aren't we so happy that isn't it so good for us as like political commentators that Trump essentially did a blood libel on Haitian migrants live on the debate on ABC?
Wasn't that so fucking funny?
I was annoyed when I heard it.
I felt like One Punch Man.
I felt like, this isn't even hard anymore.
This is too easy.
They're just giving it to us.
It's not right.
I don't know.
It's just it's so I saw the pet stuff leading up to the debate.
Like the pet stuff had already gone viral.
That is in fact why Trump knew about it.
Much like how Trump used to just watch Fox News all day and call in to Fox News and tell Fox News about all the Fox News he saw that day.
What was going on in the world?
Now, it's just either Don Jr.
or Laura Loomer passes their ex account over to him and they just fry his brain.
They just put the screen in front of his face and his skin loses a bit more elasticity.
They probably make sweet super cuts with Crazy Frog playing in the background.
Yeah, they have like the fucking train runner going in one corner of the screen.
He's just fried.
He's like, he's like, uh, like, like that video or like they gave a tab of ecstasy to a baby.
Yeah.
So I, I, I didn't want to get into the pets thing immediately, but like, it's the, it's the big thing.
Um, I wanted to just talk about the debate, because I mean, wow, what a back and forth.
Just what?
What a fucking match.
Right, Tony?
Oh my goodness.
I felt like I felt like the rumble in the jungle.
You know, intellectual intellectual heavyweights.
Yeah, it was it was wonderful.
Trump being the great white hope of the presidency.
Yeah, just the rejoinders, the the propositions.
Oh, my goodness.
They were so good.
No, I don't really care much about the debate.
There were some funny moments, like when Trump said, oh, believe me, I have I have a plan soon.
About the thing you asked.
I have some concepts of some plans.
That was great.
You gotta admire him.
He never stops trying, right?
He never kind of gives up.
Even when he's got nothing.
The most that I've seen, or the most entertaining part of me was the response to the debate, really, as usual.
Yeah.
As is typical on Minion Death Cult.
And it was just like, Massive waves of cope from the right wing.
Yep.
Misery and hair pulling from like, let's say more respectable pundits.
Who actually like wanted, you know right-wing pundits rather who like want, you know anchored news anchors like that one guy was like Brit Hume one of the old fucks on Fox News was like it was wild to see her completing sentences when My impression of her was that she was a numbskull.
I thought she gave head to get to her position I thought she sucked sucked and fucked her way to Attorney General.
I didn't I didn't know she could actually Out-debate an 80-year-old reality show, reality TV poisoned freak.
I didn't realize she had made a compelling case to suck each dick in order for the promotion, in order to do it.
I thought it was just more of like a raw animalistic thing.
I didn't realize she can actually like, you know, she was pretty, pretty convincing.
I thought the dicks were handed to her.
I didn't realize she had to work for and more power to her.
Uh yeah some so like some of the instances of well they're saying that abc actually there's going to be a whistleblower tony are you ready for the new whistleblower he's about to come he's about to come forward i don't know i don't know uh protect them protect them is all i gotta say with abc whistleblower didn't kill himself You know?
Remember?
Who is going to drop the bombshell that ABC gave Kamala Harris the questions beforehand?
But also, she didn't even do that fucking good anyway, you know?
I saw this one literally like 30 minutes ago in the law enforcement group on Facebook.
This is Back the Badge Wisconsin posting into the group because Facebook pages can be members of groups.
Facebook pages are people, folks.
They just are.
They can be members of these groups and more on that later.
Back the Badge Wisconsin says, ABC, I gotta read it, like, ABC!
Even though it's appropriate.
Well, I don't know, their logo is lowercase.
So this does... That's true.
It does feel like he's screaming ABC.
ABC lost $27 million in ad revenue and will no longer host debates after advertisers pulled ads from the network due to the rigged debate on Tuesday, September 10th.
And then there's an eye rolling emoji, which are you, are you rolling your eyes at your own news?
Yeah.
Cause that's what I'm doing right now.
Like as the person reading this from a, you know, a totally different perspective, I've, I'm the one rolling my eyes.
Cause I'm like, this is a thing that's not real.
That's not, you don't get to roll your eyes.
I get to, I I'm rolling my eyes at your fakes.
I did.
Will you, would you believe I didn't even look this up?
I am confident.
I am confident in our reputation as pundits, as thought leaders.
This didn't happen, right?
There's no way any of this happened.
I mean, it reads like one of those satire, like Clint Eastwood.
Clint Eastwood and Will Smith to start a non-woke Hollywood company or whatever.
That's what this reads.
It's just fan fiction, you know?
Was it like My Pillow and Sticker Mule who pulled out?
Who would have done this?
Who would have made this statement?
Yeah, I'm not sure who which which adamantly pro Trump companies were spending 27 million in ads on ABC.
The.
Yeah, I know.
Another reason, another reason the debate was whack is because from according to Matt Wallace, siren emoji inside report, ABC allegedly set up distractive lighting aimed at Trump's podium to make him look left to right repeatedly during the debate and artificially increases heartbeat.
And then a yield sign, like, I don't know, a caution sign, I guess, the triangle with the exclamation point.
And then he included a video of Trump with shifty eyes, dude.
It was a video from the debate of Trump, like looking disturbed, like looking disturbed and looking left to right.
So if you made fun of Trump's sort of, I don't know, anxious appearance or irritated, you know, mood during the debate, congratulations, you got fucking played.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, having your heart rate go up is rough, but when it's done artificially, you're going to look a little anxious.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's just the depths that these people will sink to.
It's amazing.
I like the idea of secret lights that were distracting Trump by pointing right at him and moving around.
On screen, like lights do stuff to other objects.
It's not just something for you to be distracted by or for you to notice.
Oh, whoa, what is that over there?
There's actually like an interaction with the world.
I just love the idea that nobody noticed erratic lights tricking Trump while he was standing while he was while he was debating the whole time.
It's like, no, the lights are the reason we can see the debate.
And if they were like flashing lights, we would, we would see that.
Yeah.
Like that's that, like you said, that's how light works.
You can't like do secret light.
It doesn't work.
You can't, you can't, you can't do that.
Fuckin' in the shadows, the light is creeping around.
Fuckin' with me.
It's on a spectrum.
It's on a spectrum only his DNA can see.
Right.
Only he has the cones for this particular spectrum of light.
They did all this for this.
Another reason Trump looked so weird and off-putting and You know got owned several times by the woman.
We've been making blowjob jokes about for What four or five years now another reason he lost is because did you hear this Tony?
She had earpieces Not in her ear, but on but dangling from the lobe disguised as pearl earrings But we all know that's close enough to the ear hole that you could still use them as, you know, as, what do you call it?
Like hidden listening devices.
That's why it's like, right.
And you do it so blatantly, like, obviously, you know, it's on your ear.
They're probably it's it's maybe it's bone conducting.
I don't know.
It's not cool, though.
I know that much bone.
I got bone conducting tips from Donna Brazil.
She's backstage bone conducting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say we're a nation of immigrants.
Like, what did Kamala Harris say that was so fucking witty and clever that it had to be supplied by a Cyrano or De Bergerac, whichever one.
Seriously.
Yeah.
The reason, I don't know, the reason this conspiracy theory about Kamala Harris wearing secret earbuds on her earlobe i think was so successful is because somebody found a kickstarter for an earring speaker earbud it looks look quote looks like a pearl in your ear but i guess it just Shoots music out in every which way I don't know
but yeah, this is it's clearly a screenshot from a Kickstarter 323 backers, so I mean not a lot of backers, but if one of them is the vice president United States You know that can get you pretty far And so, yeah, they've compared her Pearl earrings to the completely different Nova H1 audio earrings.
Like here in Conservative Goths, Fiona says, can't have notes.
Oh, in the debate.
Can't have notes, but the rules didn't say anything about audio earrings.
Are they an exact match?
No.
The gold is split on Harris's.
Who's to say you couldn't get these custom made so they aren't immediately recognized as the off-the-shelf version?
It's just things that make you go, hmm.
It's funny because you don't even have to say that.
It's like, you ever bought something off Kickstarter and it doesn't look like what they posted.
Oh, that would have been good.
That would have been good.
That would have been really good.
These are actually, this is actually like a huge customer complaint.
My earrings look like normal earrings.
They're supposed to look shitty.
They're supposed to look like a light bulb stuck to my ear.
What the fuck?
I just are they an exact match?
No.
But the reason they don't look exactly alike is because they were trying to hide it from us that it was the same thing, even though the whole reason I have this conspiracy theory is because they look similar.
You ever think of that?
Oh, I never thought about things that look like other things.
Yeah, but because they're trying to make it not look like the other thing, you know, and I love things that make you go, hmm.
And that's your brain running hot.
You don't have to say it's just things that make you go.
You can just say, Hmm, I hate this guy.
Um, yeah.
And then somebody else posted a collage of AI stuff of Obama operating like a air traffic control center, but he's Actually in a car that's perpendicular to the to oncoming traffic, because you can see like the lights coming through the window at him as he's as he stares to the left, looking at screen, looking at like a split screen.
Trump, Kamala Harris.
But man, this must be like this is why conservatives are like this.
Because like they see a relative, like as normal as a politician can be, like maybe not the most normal politician, but just like a boring, robotic, you know, mean or poll tested candidate for president.
Like one of the most, I don't know, borderline NPC kind of people you could actually have.
Like they've literally like, that's part of becoming a candidate.
Is having pre-programmed responses to anything and everything that they could possibly ask you.
Looking at somebody do that, that basic candidacy stuff, next to somebody just flailing and yelling about shit he saw on the internet, shit that his grandson showed him on the phone, or whatever.
And being like the only way she won, the only way that she won this debate is because she had magic earrings.
Like, yeah, I don't know, man.
You, you guys, it sucks.
It's, it sucks to have to have to support Trump.
You guys shouldn't do it.
It doesn't make any fucking sense.
It's that whole thing too.
Like, you know, we talk about all the time.
It's like, she is both all powerful, but also so stupid.
So it's like, We're watching this guy.
He can't even he's he's just saying shit.
It's the stuff he was just saying was was so big, so dynamite cadence and so good.
Yeah.
And then seeing someone just kind of have like normal boilerplate, like get excited type responses like impossible.
It's impossible.
Yeah.
Tammy Graves Scott says she had to have an earpiece.
No way was she that together on her own.
Like she's she's a fucking lawyer.
Like this isn't like it's not a hard.
I'm being a lawyer is hard talking normally.
Once you've passed the bar exam, that's less hard than actually becoming a lawyer, I think.
But yeah.
And then this guy, Elon Muscle.
On Twitter, it's Elon and then Musk, MSUKCLE.
So it's like muscle, but there's, he put the K in there.
So it's Elon Muscle.
Why the fuck would you do this, man?
Why?
I don't know.
And this is like, this is like a whole themed account.
It doesn't seem like it was a throwaway idea.
Like this is his branding.
Cause he's got his own fucking avatar.
It's because Elon Muscle already exists.
Yeah.
It's because they were late to the party and they were like, I'm going to run with it.
And like, I don't know, I've heard people say Muscles like trying to be funny.
Uh-huh.
They're not.
No.
But they're trying to.
Get the fuck out of here.
Kamala's ear, his avatar is like a black and white or like sepia fake old timey photograph of Elon Musk with, you know, three musketeers facial hair, like, like Yeah.
A little mustache and a little soul patch.
It's odd, I would say.
Kamala's earring is likely her earpiece.
Just speculation.
But she is talking like she is being fed lines.
Still a terrible performance, and she most definitely got the questions beforehand from somebody.
Totally, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
You tricked everybody into believing that you believe that.
Yeah, here's his Here's his profile.
This is his, what he does.
I make AI generated images.
No, first of all, no, you don't.
Somebody, something else does that.
If you did it, they wouldn't be AI.
And videos of Elon Musk.
Just like even like sub, like, like you don't want, you don't take credit for the AI image because you didn't do it.
But you also especially shouldn't take credit for these AI images and videos of Elon Musk.
Wow, what a value add to my Twitter experience.
Occasional commentary on current events in the simulation.
I am not Elon Musk!
Yeah, and he pays for pays for Twitter, of course.
Honestly.
Yeah.
Honestly, I know it only had like 10,000 followers, but at the very end there, I kind of feel like it might be Elon Musk.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was running his own.
I mean, he reposts the A.I.
of him all the time.
Like that's his preferred way.
Yeah.
I think to be seen as like an A.I.
cowboy.
Has he ever tweeted, I'll be your Huckleberry?
Oh, I'm sure.
He's at least shared the image of himself.
But we could get him to share that.
If we... Yeah, let's do it.
We'll do it.
I don't know.
It feels dangerous.
What if it caught on?
What if it caught on and people started shooting outlaws in the street because of it?
He gets too cool.
He gets way cooler than we thought.
By the way, I did look it up right now.
I don't see Huckleberry in his post history.
So we can maybe make him more powerful by introducing him to the movie Tombstone.
Tombstone.
Okay.
We got to get to the pet eating stuff.
This stuff sucks, man.
It sucks really bad.
I saw this stuff going on before the debate, because I didn't plan to watch the debate.
I planned to watch clips of it after the fact.
I was I guess mildly surprised when I found out how much Trump ate shit, according to pretty much everybody, including his own camp.
I was like, Oh, all right.
That's pretty funny.
Um, but no, this is what I was seeing the day before that I was seeing AI images once again of Trump, like saving babies and running with kittens, like running with the kittens and cats and stuff.
And you were seeing like cats and dogs Holdings, you know, again, AI images of AI of cats and dogs holding signs that said, you know, vote Trump, please.
Or whatever.
If you, if you heckin' love our doggos, vote for Trump.
It sucks because like I saw the pet stuff happening separately and then I saw Don Jr.
share the picture of Donald Trump in Air Force One and the Air Force One was full of cats and ducks.
And I didn't think twice about those being related.
Yeah.
Because I'm not a fucking freak, but I should have because, you know, we're here.
And yeah, and then I was like, oh, like much later on, I realized what was happening here.
I didn't realize he was that they were correlated.
And that was the joke.
It's pretty ridiculous.
This particular image is insane.
Oh, yeah, it's just stupid.
And, you know, this is another example.
So this is like.
This is the image that I saw the guy carrying the goose, you know, the guy carrying the Canadian goose down the street.
And I, you know, I saw whatever people posting about it for like shock value.
And I was like, Oh, we've seen this one before.
Yeah.
Mini Death Cult covered this story, not this specific story, covered the story of a man eating a goose in public, like two years ago, because it happened in Seattle.
If anybody can remind me which episode that was, that would be great.
A guy beat a goose to death with a golf club and walked off with it.
Um, but see back then the story went viral because he was a homeless guy.
So that's why you were supposed to be scared and sad for the, and, uh, you know, disgusted on behalf of the goose.
Uh, because you know, you want, No, it's Haitian migrants.
keep the streets clean of human, you know, human filth in your mind.
This time, no, it's Haitian migrants.
These stories are attributed to a quote influx of Haitian migrants and refugees technically in Springfield, Ohio.
This photo of the guy carrying the goose isn't from Springfield, Ohio, and it's from like two months ago.
I think it's from, like, actual Columbus, Ohio.
Shout out Street Fight.
Shout out Columbus.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, I can't... I don't know.
Like, it's not good to kill geese.
I think they're, what, they're, like, on the protected wildlife list, but...
Also, I have no special love of geese.
If it is actually somebody's pet, yes, that's abhorrent.
That's morally abhorrent, I guess, if the owner finds out about it.
Well, like if it's like a city park goose, it's probably not going to taste very good.
You know, they eat garbage all the time.
But like the whole reaction to this really just speaks to the American relationship they have with food.
Oh, yeah.
You know, that's what's crazy about it.
It's like, where the fuck do you think your food comes from?
What do you do?
You do realize that they are animals.
And this guy, if very, you know, the Like a very just honest assessment of this is this is being industrious is being resourceful.
You know, like people got to eat, you know, it's like, oh, you're and goose is expensive.
Well, I think it's industrious and respectable because goose or geese are fucking crazy on their mean.
They're nuts.
Get them off the streets.
And they take huge shits.
They take like giant shits and they're like at all the golf courses and they take giant shits on the greens and like you can't putt through that because they're just giant shits and they will attack you if your ball goes over by them.
Yeah, we need to make sure wildlife doesn't infringe on Tony's right to golf.
Just geese.
I like the rest of the wildlife.
I see a lot of really beautiful wildlife.
I was going to tell all my bird watching people, I've seen some crazy birds out on the courses.
I don't know what they are, but I think you guys would love them.
Oh yeah, I bet they're so tasty to you and your leftist friends.
Oh, you guys would love these birds.
Yeah, I'm sous-viding some like blue thing I saw.
It was a beautiful blue.
It's in the sous-vide right now.
You made me think of something like...
It is.
You're talking about Americans relationship to food and how, you know, refusing to kind of admit how the sausage is made in a way, you know, for these like self-proclaimed carnivores.
Um, if you're eating foul, if, if you're, if you're eating bird meat in this country, I don't know, there's probably like a good 50% chance it was actually prepared for you by an immigrant or by By a by a non-white person.
If you're eating fucking frozen chicken or factory farmed chicken, there's a good chance that an immigrant killed it for you.
And the the the sourcing and the way that it was all handled was probably much more disgusting than whenever this man did.
But that's you know, that's me being in my little little vegan hours.
Here's the original story you know the whole pet the the Haitian migrants eating pets story is like an amalgamation of several stories but specifically like It kind of already got amalgamated by... Who would you think, Tony, if you had to guess a social media user who broke the story about their neighborhood pets being eaten by Haitian migrants?
What platform would you think it was?
Oh, is this is this a truth user?
Is this a truth?
A truth poster?
No, nobody's on truth.
No, this is a Facebook true.
This is a Facebook post.
Oh, yes, Facebook.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Facebook.
In the Springfield, Ohio, and I'm looking at a screenshot here because the original tweet had been deleted.
Springfield, Ohio, CRI dot dot dot.
And it's cut off because it's too long to appear in this in whatever view the person who screenshotted it was looking at.
I was my first thought was, oh, it's like a critter club.
Springfield, Ohio, Critter, Critter, you know, what are Critter lovers or something?
I think I thought about it for more than half a second, and it's almost definitely Springfield, Ohio, Crime Watch.
That's definitely where this was posted.
CRI.
I'm just guessing that that's what it is.
Warning to all Warning to all about our beloved pets and those around us.
My neighbor informed me that her daughter's friend had lost her cat.
Wow.
Our neighbor's daughter's friends are losing their pets at an alarming rate to these Haitian migrants.
How many, okay, that's once, twice, thrice removed.
Like it's not even, it's not even a firsthand source at this, you know, it's not even close.
Yeah.
You're not even looking at it.
You're not even looking at a screenshot of a source.
You're looking at a screenshot of somebody who recalls talking to somebody else who talked to somebody else who talked to, who talked to the source, which was apparently a child, a neighborhood child.
My daughter informed me that her daughter's friend had lost her cat.
She checked pages, kennels, asked around, etc.
One day she came home from work.
As soon as she stepped out of her car, looked towards a neighbor's house where Haitians live and saw her cat hanging from a branch like you'd do a deer for butchering.
And they were carving it up to eat.
I've been told they are doing this to dogs.
They have been doing it at Snyder Park with the ducks and geese, as I was told that last bit by rangers and police.
Please keep a close eye on these.
Please hold your doggos tight tonight.
See, this is the sad truth about the right wing, is that they're clearly not hunting anymore.
Because you would never hang something so small to clean it.
Why would you do that?
Why would you hang something so small from a limb to clean it?
That's just going to make things difficult.
Well, see, okay, so this person, they are a hunter, but they've never hunted cats, okay?
They don't know that what these Haitians are doing is voodoo.
They're actually doing voodoo on the cats, and it looks very similar to cleaning them.
No, that's another thing is that, of course, these Haitians would do this to our beloved, you know, cattos and doggos.
They're voodoo worshipers.
They worship voodoo.
That's what you do.
Um, the only thing that's real here as far as like has been confirmed by police reports and shit like that is one goose was killed.
One, one goose was killed.
Uh, goose don't even know if it were, was fucking Haitians or not.
You know, again, like, uh, do you want to, would you like really trust the residents of Springfield, Ohio to be able to clock a Haitian?
You know, I don't know.
Like, the only way you'd be able to really get any type of, like, evidence on that is, like, you know, the air smelled of geese and specific Haitian spices.
Then I'm gonna let you run with a little bit, but I don't think that was happening.
It's just amazing.
They were hanging your cat, like, within sight.
Like, one day she came home from work.
So several days passed before they cleaned the cat?
Were they just keeping it in the fridge?
Or something?
Well, that was fucked up.
They get to know it.
They're nice to it first, then they kill it.
Um, and so I'm reading here from news guard who like tracked this person down and was able to talk to them.
This is a website.
News guard identified and tracked down the two people central to the claim.
Erica Lee, the Springfield resident who wrote the original Facebook post, and Kimberly Newton, the neighbor who had provided her with a third-hand account of the rumor, making Lee's social media post a fourth-hand account, the alleged acquaintance slash cat owner, Newton's friend, Newton, and Lee, who posted it on Facebook.
In exclusive interviews, NewsGuard spoke both with Lee, a 35-year-old hardware store worker who has lived in Springfield for four years, not even a native, and Newton, her neighbor and 12-year resident of Springfield.
The interviews revealed just how flimsy and unsubstantiated the rumor was from the beginning, based entirely on third-hand hearsay, yet it quickly gained traction and remarkably found its way to Trump's lips on a national stage.
I don't know.
It's like maybe if I hadn't seen this story already going viral, I would think it was funnier when Trump yelled it on stage.
You know, like it's, I don't, I'm not trying to scold anybody who thinks it's funny that Trump screams out what he believes, right?
Or like screams out what he saw on the internet because he believes it or what his son told him.
Um, that in and of itself is, is funny, but it's just like when it is going to result in fucking anti-immigrant pogroms, uh, it's, it's currently resulting in bomb threats, uh, to the city council, to like government buildings in Springfield, uh, to schools reported to elementary schools in Springfield reportedly had to be evacuated.
I don't, I don't know if that's connected yet.
People are treating it like it's connected.
Um, It's pretty, I don't know, it's like kind of sick, kind of sick stuff.
But this little, I have a little more from NewsGuard.
I'm not sure, quote, I'm not sure I'm the most credible source because I don't actually know the person who lost the cat.
Newton said about the rumor she passed on to her neighbor, Lee, the Facebook poster.
Newton explained to NewsGuard that the cat owner was an acquaintance of a friend.
So even more removed, right?
And then she heard about the supposed incident from that friend who in turn learned about it from a source that she had.
Newton added, I don't have any proof.
That adds up to three people with no first-hand knowledge of the alleged victimized cat.
Newton's friend, Newton, and then her neighbor, Lee.
Or perhaps it's four people if we count the source that Newton said her friend relied on.
It's great stuff.
It's great stuff to just like post this shit, get hyperventilate about this shit online.
Like do just like do performative, I don't like performative hysteria because I don't even know if it's performative.
Like maybe she just is this hysterical about immigrants and she's like waking up to the reality.
I don't know that she'd fucking start helped start some sort of panic about them.
It's funny, because I heard this story recently, and I've been wanting to recount it.
I've been wanting to tell the world about it.
But it was my friend telling me about an experience their friend had.
I thought that was too far removed.
Right.
But I've just been too cautious.
I think I need to let it rip.
I think I need to let everyone know the story that I heard, because it's so crazy.
I mean, now I feel good about it.
I can't wait to let the world know.
Are you talking about Robert De Niro sucking his own dick?
No, no, it's similar though.
Similar though.
Yeah, there's a there's a bartender in Highland Park whose move is to go on like a Tinder date with somebody and go on a little hike, right?
Go on a little hike and watch the sunset.
And then my dude just jerks off to the sunset.
With them there?
With them there.
Like, not consensually, he just like does, he like does a fucking, what's his name?
Louis CK.
He does a Louis CK, right?
But he does it under the guise that he's just so moved by nature.
No way.
Yeah.
He's like, no, he said, he says like, no, it's, it's because the sunrise just inspires me.
The sunset inspires me so much.
I just, I just have to climax.
Oh my God.
Does it work?
No, not at all.
This has happened to two of my friends, friends.
It's like, uh, that's, that's such a crazy concept.
See, I've heard, I've, I've heard, you know, women or people who date men, you know, annoyed with the, like, let's go on a hike date.
Like, I don't want any more hiking dates.
Now I know it's because they all jerk off during them.
Yeah.
And it's, I just love that it's, it's like, at that point he's like, Oh no, I know you're here with me, but I'm not going to deny the sunset the respect it deserves.
So I'm going to pull my dick out and drink it off.
This isn't about you.
This isn't about power or anything like that.
It's actually not about sex at all.
It's actually not about, that's what, that's how cool I am.
It's not even about like your, your woman body being sexy.
It's about, I don't even need that.
That's not even what you're here for, is like the lens he does it through.
And it's so, I mean, it's fucked up.
It's super fucked up, but it's also hilarious that this is happening and that more, that people know about it.
And he's, I guess he still tries it.
I hope, I hope it, I hope it doesn't happen much longer.
Cause it's for sure a crime.
It's like that guy who his whole thing on TikTok is he's not gay, he's just doing yoga.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's doing like what, like Greek yoga about how they, about how they used to, the soldiers used to come on each other before battle.
And that's, it's totally normal.
You gotta milk your homies root chakra.
Yeah, exactly.
This is like the hetero version of that.
Wow.
I'm just so moved by the sunset that I have to come.
I'm actually deducting points for it being a sunset.
That's kind of cliche.
I realize it's like, oh, there's a sunset every day, so you always have an opportunity.
You know, it's going to happen every on every date.
But I don't know.
You like it should be if you were moved by like.
The natural beauty of the Joshua trees around you, you know, or something like that.
I would be, it would be, I think they would be more believable.
Oh, a sunset.
Yeah.
We know you come to the sunset.
I've heard that one since I was a fucking kid.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Get a little more.
You're kind of cheating that.
It's too easy this way.
It's lazy.
So these are like the big accounts that were spreading the story.
Ted Cruz.
This has 7.2 million views.
A fucking impact font cat meme from Ted Cruz.
81,000 likes.
Says please vote for Trump!
So Haitian immigrants don't eat us!
And it's just cats on it.
And he's laughing.
It's not just cats, it's adorable cats cuddling ones wearing a sweater.
Right.
And then he does three crying laughing emojis.
Man, this is bleak stuff.
It's bleak on so many fucking levels because it's just like...
Obviously this is like incitement to fucking violence against again, some of the most marginalized, some of the most like some of the poorest, some of the people who have suffered the most as a result of us intervention.
Let's let me also say, um, and you're spreading this shit about them as a fucking, like as theoretically Like a leader, as an elected leader, the fact that this is what you would do with your power, you should be, yeah, stripped, like, of your clothes and fucking flogged for posting this shit.
It's gonna be rough when, like, Haitian immigrants need to, like, seek asylum in another country because the violence is being perpetuated on them here in this country over a meme.
Yeah, let's hope not, you know.
And then just the fact that it's a fucking, like, 2012 era impact font meme and, and that it's also just like, please vote for Trump.
So Haitian immigrants don't eat us.
Please, please vote, please vote for Trump because the Haitian immigrants are eating cats in Springfield, Ohio.
And then I'm like fucking vibrating out of my chair, laughing so hard.
And it sucks because it's like, okay, so what is Trump going to do to stop this thing that you think is happening?
Oh yeah, he's going to deport everybody, I guess?
That's what they're saying?
They want to deport a million people is literally their stated goal, if not more.
Their idea is that they're going to somehow make America great again.
Restore the middle class by forcibly deporting one million people from this country.
Just some of the most evil people.
I'm sorry.
Like this.
It's it's really kind of depressing to see, to be honest.
But yeah, here's the House Judiciary GOP posting an AI image.
That's more 2024.
Thank you.
An AI image of Trump Uh, helping a duck in a flood, it looks like, which I don't, a duck wouldn't need help.
Uh, and then a kitten also, he's like resting.
It looks like he's holding on to the duck floating in the water.
Honestly, it kind of looks like the duck is helping him.
The duck is saving them, yeah.
Yeah, he's doing like, he's riding on the duck's back like a child would ride on their dad's shoulders while they swam, you know, would hang on to him.
And House Judiciary GOP says, protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio.
Like, fuck you, man.
You... you...
are doing something evil.
You're doing it and you know, you know, it's evil and you're doing it.
The least you could fucking do is make it funny.
The least you could fucking do is put an ounce of effort into these fucking jokes.
You know, it would, it would like hide the racism.
It would obscure the, there would be something else.
Going to click in your brain other than just we're ass.
We're fucked up.
We're super fucked up.
You know, like you can't even make a joke like you're incapable of even Like, you have to get the computer to express joy for you through an AI image.
Like, you're even incapable of taking pleasure in the racist shit you're spreading.
It's fucking... It's soul-sucking, man.
Yeah, and then, like, libs of TikTok spread this shit.
Here's Kamala Harris literally admitting she's responsible for importing tens of thousands of Haitians into the United States.
They're now taking over small towns and eating people's pets.
Jesus!
Taking over small towns.
Yeah.
Eating people's pets.
It's like, just how, I mean, I, it's not even a joke.
This is not even a joke here.
This is being reported as like an actual issue, an actual, you know, an actual problem.
Like how has Libs and TikTok still a thing?
Yeah, I'm sure libs of TikTok fucking- I'm sure she was vibrating when she saw that elementary schools in Springfield had to be evacuated.
That's like her favorite fucking thing.
Yep, yep.
Um...
Yeah, end wokeness.
If not for X, you would have no idea that Haitians were eating cats in Springfield.
1 million views, 6,000 reposts, 44,000 likes.
If not for how fucking awful we were, you might be slightly more normal.
I mean, he's right.
It started on Facebook, but it got cross-posted to Twitter where it really caught on fire because Facebook now has some guardrails on the racism, like here and there.
I mean, you're still seeing the aftermath of the memes on Facebook about, you know, again, imagine an AI image of a kitten.
Cause you, cause you don't know how Google works anymore.
Yeah.
Because like, I mean, not that Google works great at all.
You could still do an image search for a kitten, but just imagine an AI image of a kitten.
And it says, Please don't vote for Kamala.
And this was posted by Manshed and it has 60,000 likes.
But yeah, no, I saw it on X. Apparently, again, I don't know if this is real.
DC Drano says it's real.
Yes, this is a real billboard in Arizona, crying, laughing.
The media is going all out to cover up these stories about illegal aliens eating people's pets.
They don't want the truth out there.
Too late.
And it's a fake Chick-fil-A billboard with cats in cow costumes saying, eat less kittens, vote Republican.
And again, definitely AI made this image because why would...
Isn't it...
It's cows.
It's what?
It's... It's cows saying eat more chicken.
It's cows saying eat more chicken.
Like, this doesn't make... I'm getting confused, like, trying to think of how they got here.
Why would the cats be posing as cows if they don't want to be eaten?
This doesn't make any sense.
Why are you allowed to say, this thing is real, fake thing?
Yeah.
Like why is that a thing you can do?
Like, this is so funny.
It's not real.
And what sucks is people are seeing it and they're saying, no, no, it says right there.
It's real.
You can't, you can't do that unless you're allowed to do, you know, can you see what the small print says?
Oh yeah.
It just says paid for it by the Republican party of Arizona.
So it's amazing.
Yeah.
So I don't, I don't know that it's real.
This looks like it's not real.
This looks like a fake image because it's like perfectly square and it, the lighting is different than the rest of the image.
It takes a while to get a billboard made.
Yeah, it does.
It takes a couple of weeks and this is like, we're getting back to the weird thing.
We're getting back to the weird thing with conservatives because like Conservatives think this looks good.
Conservatives are like, I think one of the reasons they ran with this story is because a guy that just endorsed Trump and what might be part of his fucking Transition team or cabinet or whatever had multiple stories about eating dead animal, about like fucking with dead animal bodies, right?
R. F. K. Junior.
What?
It took, took a bear, took a roadkill bear and dropped it in a New York, New York park for fun.
Uh, what?
In like, in like 2012 or 2010 or something like that.
Yeah.
Like not even that long ago.
Uh, Yeah.
Uh, what, what else?
What else did they?
Oh, he, that guy actually did eat a dog.
There's fucking photos of him snacking on a dog.
There's like a dog that's been cooked like a pig on a spit next to him.
And he's like, ah, give me some of that.
Um, so I think they were like, and then not only, not only that JD Vance specifically has said, Whatever we, uh, anybody who doesn't vote for us as a crazy cat lady without children, right?
Such that cat lady have, cat lady has become like a resistance meme on the democratic side.
Like women are like Taylor Swift fucking identified as a childless cat lady and her endorsement of Kamala Harris.
So I think they saw this story and were like, aha, we're going to be the ones defending the puppers and the kiddos.
We're going to get the cats back.
We're going to get the cats back by constantly laughing about poor people eating cats.
And another thing, like just in general, zooming out, like the story is so fucking stupid because it's like, what are the things that these people believe about immigrants?
They believe that They're living off the government.
They're getting $7,000 a month from the government.
On top of that, they're also stealing all of our jobs.
So they're double dipping.
They're getting $7,000 from the government and they're also getting my old paycheck, even though I've been on disability for 12 years now at this point or whatever.
And they're also hunting food in the streets.
Like it's none, none of it adds up at all.
None of it adds up together to make a coherent worldview or whatever.
Um, but again, like the, the only coherence here is just that I hate immigrants.
I hate black people.
Um, so I'm going to willingly like submit myself to whatever meme is made currently making fun of them, you know?
And we'll, and we'll say again, like hunting waterfowl is a white thing.
That's like, yeah, that's a very, hunting waterfowl is a white thing.
Eating roadkill is a white thing.
Like how, how dare you guys try to take that from us?
That's actually the biggest crime that Haitians are doing cultural appropriation to us, frankly.
Yeah.
Like every single truck stop, you can buy a roadkill cookbook.
Like what?
They're making the roadkill too spicy these days.
*laughs*
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some of my favorite stuff in the aftermath of this again you gotta kind of find pleasure where you can get it because you know again it's like kind of a kind of a fucked up story um but just man the more you look at it the more like crazy stuff you see um So like I loved this because, because, okay, it's not real.
Anytime you ask for evidence about why do you believe it?
Why do you believe people have been eating cats?
They send you a video of a guy talking at a city council meeting in Springfield, Ohio, And you're like, wow, I guess there was some guy there who, wow, he's really got a problem.
Oh, he's a streamer.
Oh, he's a TikTok personality wearing a hoodie with probably his own fucking name on it.
Like it's a hoodie and it says something Harris 2024, but it's not Harris Walls.
It's like his name, I think 2024.
And he's got like a matching hat on.
Uh, and he's just railing against immigrants the whole time.
And he says something like, have you seen this video?
No, no.
I just sounds, it all sounds correct.
And he's, uh, he's like just, man, I, you know, I got, I got listeners to me, you know, cause I do a show.
I got listeners to me telling me they've seen this and they've seen that.
And it's like, again, so it's like third hand, fuck like, You're dumb.
I'm sorry.
You're fucking dumb.
If you believe any of this stuff, you need to get, you need to get right.
You need to get right with the world.
You need to stop believing this stupid shit because yes, like in any other instance, if the same fucking TikToker was saying, Hey, you know what?
There's a such thing as systemic racism.
You would, they would be like laughed out of the fucking country.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But because, and it's like, it's crazy, honestly, how many videos, it's not that crazy, but it's like, I've noticed how many videos I've seen of black people going on against Haitian immigrants that are being shared by right-wing accounts.
It's very similar to the Venezuelans took over the apartment and now they're the world's worst landlords.
Same thing with that story.
Like every video I saw was a black TikTok influencer talking about it.
I realized there were there were many more other people, but just like that's what I saw in different places.
And it's like the same thing is happening with this geese.
They're all sharing a video of a black girl who has like a septum ring, looks young, and she's crying.
She's like crying on screen because of how horrible Haitian migrants are but she doesn't like say anything.
She she's like hysterical.
I think she's talking about being homeless herself on the street.
And then talking about how some people have to eat pets to survive.
There's another there's another girl who's like my dad is Haitian and I haven't seen him.
I haven't talked to him since I was really little, but he told me that all Haitians eat cats because because of voodoo because and and you can tell she's just on some Christian bullshit when she's saying that, but she's getting shared by Elon Musk and sucks.
No back is like Yeah, some of these, not voodoo, but like there are some religious practices that like, you know, they do sacrifices, but like there are specific animals that they use.
It's just like chickens and goats.
And like, yeah, there is like, that's a thing that happens.
Azalea Banks did it in her apartment.
Right.
But it's like, No one's using cats!
Why you gotta make it worse than it already is?
Every single time, you gotta make it worse than it already is.
And it's so funny when people, like, decide to conveniently trust black people at weird moments.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, now what we say is what you wanna believe.
Okay, cool, bro.
Yeah, kinda depressing shit, but, um...
Yeah, the other thing that you'll see as evidence, they'll send you a video of an American black woman, an African American woman who had like a mental breakdown and killed a cat to be like, see it's happened.
It's like a different city and it's not a Haitian immigrant.
And so, the story's been thoroughly debunked.
Thoroughly debunked.
And the response to the debunking has been amazing.
Yeah, like Adam Reid, I loved this.
Somebody was like, this has never happened.
Like, I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never seen this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
And Adam Reid replies, so you've never been out.
Got it.
Got it.
I see this shit all the time, Adam.
Touch grass, alright?
Because the grass is actually covered in goose blood.
You need to wake up to the real world where our neighbors are all eating our cats.
You've never been out.
I love that response.
This is purely an online psychosis.
This is something that only the most TV-brained and internet-brained people, which is a lot of people, frankly... Yeah.
know about or believe you don't get first hand.
Even the even the original original person didn't have first hand experience with this.
But I love I love that.
Yeah.
Actually, you're being ableist if you want me to go outside and see the neighbors eating cats.
Not all of us have the spoons to do that right now.
So think about that before you tell me to touch grass about the cats.
This is great.
Austin Castle says there actually was a case of a woman eating a cat.
However, she was not from Haiti.
But I'm sure the left won't actually do their own research and they'll believe the news anchor who is hosting the quote debate How did the left still lose here?
He's somehow done it.
He's somehow squared the circle in his mind.
Actually, this did happen, although it didn't happen, and the left is going to try to tell you that.
Well, yeah, that's great.
What does he mean?
So what do you want?
What do you want here?
I guess he's saying, like, it did happen, but the left is going to say it didn't happen instead of acknowledging that it did happen and just wasn't about Haitian immigrants.
Right.
It wasn't the thing that was said.
Yeah.
So it didn't happen is what you're saying.
Yes.
In history, someone has eaten a cat for sure.
Probably a few and it's happened for sure.
Like no one's debating that, but we are debating the one thing.
It's insane.
What it, what it is, is.
They were wrong and racist and they're trying to save face.
Like that's, that's all it fucking is.
Uh, and their brains are like sparking as, as they try this, you know, I don't like, how do you contain this?
You know?
Um, it's, and it's also, I think, Because there was a response from this became such a huge meme that like the liberals were sharing Conservative memes thinking they were ironic Like I saw people on my again.
I'm not trying to shame anybody, but I saw people like all my friends list people I follow Like sharing the don't snack on me cat Gadsden flag meme.
Yeah.
First of all, bad meme.
Not, not, not funny.
Um, but like, that's a right, that's a right wing meme that you're and it's like, it's, it's really speaks to the political divide.
It really, it really speaks to how divided we are in this country that we can see something That the other side has made for their own propaganda and be like, wow, this is hilarious.
I don't even understand that this is propaganda for them.
It's so silly to me.
Man, the worst, the worst one of that, the worst one was fucking Hank's area from the Simpsons, uh, doing a funny bit where he was doing the voice of, you know, chief Wiggum, uh, answering a phone call from somebody, uh, reporting that they were eating dogs and cats in Springfield.
And it was hell.
Yeah.
Get it.
It was a joke.
And he was, you know, they had ended with him saying, well, how does it taste or whatever?
Um, Like, I know you want to score.
I know you want to get a little bump off of this meme or whatever.
You should, I don't know, man.
Like think about it for a second.
Like there are people who fucking, who want to round up the immigrants.
That's like, that's like a, that's a political platform of, of, for the Republicans and for the Democrats, frankly.
And so it shouldn't be that shocking, I guess that, you know, these avowed Democrats have no problem joking around with something that's like, you know, blood, blood libel essentially.
Uh, and, Yeah, anyway, but that was one of the worst.
Because it's also like in the bit, in the Chief Wiggum bit, it's that Chief Wiggum doesn't believe the real crime that's happening.
Yeah.
Instead of Chief Wiggum believes the fake crime is happening.
I guess like maybe it's equivalent to when he tells Homer about the ghost cars on the street.
Like maybe that's a better analogy.
Yeah, Nick Freitas, I don't know who this guy is, verified 18,000 likes on Twitter.
ABC, quote, we called the city manager and he said that's not happening.
That sentence perfectly describes the modern media.
Because if you didn't watch the debate, Trump got fact checked in real time about this shit when he started screeching about the pets being eaten.
ABC because again, this was already a meme ABC predicted that he was gonna bring this shit up They probably had something about the Aurora, Colorado apartments too to be honest Yeah, so they checked him on it multiple reports by citizens claiming something is happening and the media quote investigation stops as soon as a bureaucrat tells them what they want to hear and Yeah.
You like, why are you listening to the police and the bureaucrats?
You should be looking at next door.
You should be, you should be listening to your apps.
Absolutely.
And it's that, it's that whole thing where it's like, they've been so successful at making people suspicious of the media that like fact checking them in the moment only like made them believe it more.
Yeah.
Oh, why are they, why are they not just letting that go?
If it's not, if it's not real, then why are they care so much about it?
You know, it's like, they're definitely trying to protect these Haitian immigrants.
Uh, I liked this interaction.
So I only, I only found out about this person, Heidi, who I think is like a podcaster.
Like she's like a tech person, podcaster, but right wing.
She's like pro Trump.
I follow an account on X called women, women in women in Silicon Valley against woke.
Nice.
That's what, that's what it is.
And she's funny because she will like get mad that about Republicans doing all this stuff that like, yes, it looks ridiculous, but it also like animates their base.
Like, this is the stuff that's gonna, like, they run the migrant caravan shit every fucking election season because it gets results.
This is just an instance of migrant caravan shit, you know?
But it's funny to watch her, like, get mad, get mad at the Republicans for being idiots.
But she did, you know, and so she, that woman, women in tech against woke, uh, she was complaining about how stupid Trump looked screaming about dogs and cats.
And she's, but then she was like, Oh, Heidi Briones, uh, was the highlight, like watching the debate through Heidi Briones stream was like the only thing that salvaged it or whatever.
And I looked at Heidi Briona's profile and she's all in on the cat eating thing herself.
Of course.
She's like posting about how funny it is or whatever, but I liked this post.
Heidi says, I've lost cats before and I haven't filled out one police report.
It's pointless.
You make posters and doorknock.
You don't call the police.
This is a response to the cops saying that nobody has reported their cat being eaten by Haitian migrants.
Boss Des replies, and this kind of makes sense, but if someone stole your pet and you thought they ate it, wouldn't you?
Isn't that criminal?
And then Heidi says, I wouldn't know unless I saw them doing it.
Would I?
Exactly!
Exactly!
I want to push back here.
I know that they're doing it, even though I haven't seen them.
I guess, I guess Heidi, her brain isn't as strong.
It can't contain, can't contain the multitudes that mine can.
I love that she's saying the reason there's no police reports is because no one saw them do that.
It's right.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, idiot.
The reason there's no police reports is because nobody witnessed it.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Did you see them eat the eat your cat?
No, it was just kind of like a vibe based thing.
Yeah, came to me in a dream.
Sometimes the vibe is just racism.
I was was actually cooking eggs and the grease in the pan transfixed me and I saw visions of my cat's demise.
So this, this is just, uh, again, like the posting going on, the cope is fucking this account, dumb bitch capital, just like a right wing, whatever, uh, female, probably anti-feminist, uh, account on Twitter.
Says they can say technically the lady who ate a cat on camera in Ohio wasn't a Haitian migrant.
They can say there are quote no police reports of missing pets in Springfield, Ohio.
They can say the photo of the guy carrying the goose by its neck wasn't a migrant and was in Columbus.
They can debunk it all.
Go ahead.
Call us racist bigots.
We're spreading misinformation.
Because none of that even matters.
It was never about the damn cat.
The truth is, the U.S.
federal government flew bustin' 20,000 Haitians, refugees, to a small Republican county in Ohio of only 50,000.
Now, those migrants make up almost 30% of the Springfield population and are overwhelming their limited resources.
Yeah, it sounds like a dying city.
There's only 50,000 people in there, in that city.
Like, the reports of flight from Springfield, Ohio, Massive.
Like, they were like, by all reports, desperate for a population.
Desperate for an influx of population.
Yeah, but it's just that they can technically say that nobody ate a cat.
They can technically say that we're racist.
Yes.
Okay.
We are racist.
Great argument.
I love it because they're just like, listen, it's not about the cats.
We have a much bigger problem.
We don't need to make something up.
So it's not even about the thing we're making up because we don't even have to make something up because we have another problem, right?
They're all just focus on that fucking problem.
Anybody who's like, I feel like anybody who's susceptible to the migrants are eating our pets story already hated immigrants.
Oh yeah.
There's no saving them.
Which is again, a lot of America, a lot of Americans, you know, racist or xenophobic or fearful or whatever.
Um, But yeah, it's kind of win-win, because they get to all do this joke that they love joking about, which is, yeah, again, starving people eating pets for food.
It's very funny to them.
And then when it's not true, they can be like, yeah, so what?
We still hate them.
You want us to not make up even more reasons to hate them?
That's fun.
We like doing it.
Did you see Marianne Williamson try to scold people?
No, I haven't thought about that name in a while.
Marianne Williamson.
Woke, woo woo, sensitive.
How did she last four years?
How is she still in the zeitgeist?
She paid for blue check.
She's verified, that's how.
She said this is fucking incredible.
She said this shit yesterday.
Continuing to dump on Trump because of the quote eating cats issue will create blowback on November 5th.
Patient voodoo is in fact real.
And to dismiss the story out of hand, rather than listen to the citizens of Springfield, Ohio confirms in the minds of many voters the stereotype of Democrats as smug elite jerks who think they're too smart to listen to anyone outside their own silo.
Yeah, sorry, I am too smart to listen to somebody who said their daughter's friend's neighbor ate a cat in front of them.
Yeah, I have been meaning to tell you this whole time that maybe you should sit your white ass down and listen about Haitian voodoo.
Like, cause that's the angle she's going for, right?
She's like, like, you can't even think outside of your little safe box.
It's a real thing that happens.
She's doing like the, the insufferable New York times.
We visited the rural Trump voter to see why, to see why they're, why they're rural, to see why they're weird the way they are.
But she's doing it about like, A guy telling a Chinese guy putting hot sauce on his dick joke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's like, well, maybe, maybe he really did play trick.
You are, you are talking to these people by, by, by assuming, uh, he he's Chinese.
He's, he's not Chinese and he didn't play trick on her.
You think he's not allowed to do that?
He can do that.
You know, they can do anything.
It's fucking incredible.
You're a, you're a smug, you're a smug out of touch elite.
If, uh, you want to correct a racist who made a, who hallucinated a racist thing in their mind.
Sit your ass down.
I'm telling you.
Oh man.
Fucking nuts.
Okay.
The last thing I wanted to get to, I mean, there's so, there's so much about this that, that was just really, uh, Sorry, really engaging for me.
But, um, I think the, uh, the most, I don't know what the response that like, Set my brain on fire and it got me the most, I don't know, just like in pursuit of, of truth and just got me thinking, was the ANCAP who posted his gun at me?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Uh, so this is cream pie kinetics.
Uh huh.
Who's, uh, as I mentioned before, a Facebook page that can post into a Facebook group.
And this is the libertarian candidates meme army.
Um, and he did the thing where he posted the, the video of the other Ohio person eating or like killing a cat or whatever.
Uh, and I just said, you're a, you're a massive moron.
And then he responded with a video that's like a long, it's like It's 45 seconds long and it's a scene for, I think, isn't the show called like Gravity Falls or something?
I have no idea.
It's a fucking children's show, a child's cartoon.
And it's like a long video and they're arguing about something.
And then one of the characters writes something down on a piece of paper and shows it to the other person.
And it was the F, the F slur.
Is that in the show or is it like a... Yeah, it's in the show from Cartoon Network.
No, it's an edit.
No, it's an edit.
It's a funny meme edit of a child's cartoon that's super based and sick.
But somebody else said was like, oh, they're not going to respond because cream pie kinetics is a bot.
I don't know how you could think that account was a bot, first of all.
Not really the makings.
Too specific to be a bot.
Also, Cream Pie Kinetics is spelled with Ks.
Yeah, and it's spelled with the 4chan K. It's K slash K slash Enetics.
Responds to the guy called him a bot Kane quote everyone is a bot.
I disagree.
So that's not even the way you're supposed to say it Everyone is a bot I disagree with.
Blowing it.
Fucked up immediately.
He got too excited because he posted his gun.
He posted him, CreamPieKinetics posted him lining up Kane with the sights.
Kind of.
Not, it's off.
It's not lined up.
But at his profile, Uh, everyone is a but I disagree with and they needed four like four crying twisted crying laughing emojis and four clown emojis and then pointed his gun at his monitor and took a photo of it.
So stupid.
No, this is so stupid.
This is this is posting, man.
This is what posting is all about, bro.
You're right, it fucking rules.
My god.
It rules so hard.
Yeah, would a bot do this?
Yeah, would a bot shoot its own monitor with your picture on it?
Huh?
I don't think so.
What if AI did get that good?
This is what we're most afraid of.
Would a bot post a selfie of himself with sunglasses and a samurai sword?
I don't think so, bro.
So good.
I'm going to shoot your profile pic.
Like I know, I know he's trying to do the like, I'm so schizo.
I'm so crazy.
Isn't this like an over to the top response or like, like something like that?
No, you just seem mad.
You just seem the most, the most mad anyone is.
I'm going to shoot your profile pic.
Like, the guy that throws his remote control at the TV on Sunday because his team lost is one thing.
The guy who goes and gets his gun and shoots the TV is a whole different level of mad.
Yeah, cool.
Job well done, everybody.
I think we all handled the debate well.
I think it was a positive thing for America.
Yeah, good job for you.
Thanks.
Thanks for being really normal about it, America.
We really appreciate you.
Yeah.
Why don't you come be normal with us in Seattle live?
Tony's going to be there.
That's right.
Brian Quimby is going to be there.
That's right.
We're going to be covering.
We're going to be watching together.
A very normal movie along the lines of the ANCAP Cream Pie Kinetics, you know, in line with his view, let's just say.
Can't say the name of the movie for legal purposes.
You're gonna want to see it.
You're gonna be sad if you missed out.
If you can get to Seattle on October 18th, Come out and see us.
This is at the Beacon Cinema in Seattle.
It's a wonderful worker owned theater that we've done events for and done events with, excuse me, uh, before.
And we're excited.
We're excited to be, you know, we don't do many live events.
Uh, so this is your chance to kind of come see us and hang out, hang out.
I think we're going to, we'll probably grab drinks or something afterwards and, uh, chat with you fine folks.
Um, yeah, hope to see you there.
I'll also be.
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