#651 You'd be well served to kiss my ass you jerk off (preview)
TODAY: Trump goes double siko mode on veterans--making fun of them for dying to get a medal of honor as opposed to giving him a bunch of money like Miriam Adelson, then shooting a campaign video at Arlington Natl. Cemetary where a member of his group also allegedly assaulted a female employee. PLUS: In a direct assault on memes, a Texas sixth-grader is suspended and handcuffed for saying he wanted to blow up like Riff Raff. We defend both the kid and the rapper AND: Australian workers win (nebulous) protections from off-hours contact by employers and a bunch of guys who might be employers one day take an issue with it. See Minion Death Cult LIVE in Seattle on 10/18 w/Bryan Quinby doing commentary over an insane movie we have covered on this show but you have probably not seen Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody music videos, investigations of 16-bit communal spaces, stoner professor instruction on meme creation, and greasy weirdo talk shows Listen to Close Other Tabs w/Ani and Alex on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podcast Addict, or wherever you get podcasts
On the campaign trail in Pennsylvania on Wednesday, Republican Vice Presidential nominee Senator J.D.
Vance of Ohio said Harris could, quote, go to hell over the Afghanistan withdrawal.
OK, you need to go to hell.
It's so funny.
He's such a he's he's so fucking fake.
He's such a chump.
Uh, Harris could go to hell over the Afghanistan withdrawal and blamed reporters for the campaign's controversy, which he called a quote, disagreement.
Quote, you guys in the media, you're acting like Donald Trump filmed a TV commercial at a grave site.
Vance said he was there providing emotional support and a lot of brave Americans who lost loved ones they should never have lost.
And there happened to be a camera there and somebody gave him permission to have that camera there.
Yeah, it was nobody in charge.
It wasn't anybody in charge who actually knew the rules, gave him permission.
It's so funny.
You guys are acting like he filmed a TV commercial at a grave site.
It was a TikTok commercial.
Not the same thing.
It was like there was like a small crew.
There was no like boom mic.
It's so sick that where everybody every you know, everybody who's not a Trump fanatic is like, oh that was probably illegal That was yeah, it was probably against a hundred rules and just nothing is gonna happen You know, what if that's what Trump got taken down for?
That'd be poetic I'd love that We should try to like Trigger I don't know I'll just do a change.org campaign.
We'll get it happen.
I was going to say we could see if maybe that employee who got assaulted has friends or family who could be psyoped into taking revenge on her behalf, you know?
There's probably some dude that's like in love with her.
Right.
We can find out.
We can find that person.
We can find the person who she doesn't follow back on Instagram, but like comments and likes on every story.
We can find that guy.
Start sending him articles of Trump, Trump tour dates.
Yeah.
You know, would really get her attention.
You know, would be so sexy.
Yeah, that's it for Trump's disrespect.
So disrespectful.
Oh, but we do have some replies here.
I won't do all of them because we need to move on, but I think some of them are probably pretty good, if I remember correctly.
Oh, I like this guy.
This dog avatar, your voice, your vote, said something like, what the hell?
How come he always disrespects Veterans and nobody gives a shit.
Um, Mary says, still waiting for your response to having the gold star families inviting him.
So the argument is, well, they, the family's invited him.
It wasn't a crass political maneuver.
Uh, he was invited and your voice, your vote says they invited a rapist and pedophile.
So that's all I need to know about that family.
Oh, got him.
Got him, got his ass.
Just ruthless.
I actually physically liked that comic just because of how ruthless it is.
Oh, the gold star mother likes Trump?
Fuck her too.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck them all.
You know, hey, that's your mans?
Your mans is the rapist pedophile?
That's who you're bringing?
Alright.
Uh, and then in a similar fashion, cognitively dissonant said, I'm fairly certain Trump consistently Trump consistently drawn.
Okay.
Trump has consistently drawn better support and favorability from members of the military and Biden Harris and oh my and Biden and Harris.
And you'd probably be well-served to do some serious reflection on why that's the case.
And then your voice, your vote says, you'd be well served to kiss my ass, you jerk off.
Fucking just dunking.
I like when the libs go hard in the paint.
It's kind of nice.
It's great.
I wish you would have called him a motherfucker.
But, you know, hey, I'll take this one.
Jerk off is good.
And Luke Flowers responds to him.
Calm down, little boy.
I'm active duty.
Military love, Trump.
Military love, Trump.
Military loves Trump.
Military want Trump.
He supports us and doesn't want us fighting unnecessary wars.
He can speak at Arlington because he's trying to stop young people dying needlessly and being buried there.
Oh, that's why the military loves Trump, is because they know he's going to draw down military involvement in the world.
That's why they're so into him as a candidate, because he's going to fire all of them.
That's so, it's so funny.
Cause like, do they even want that?
No, no, of course not.
You know, like they don't even want that.
They want to go like kick some ass.
We want to go, go kill some Terry's.
They want to go occupy an area, do whatever they want with it.
Fucking.
Just create their little criminal enterprise in that area, but never actually have to like fight on the ground You know with with actual countervailing forces or whatever.
They just want to like suppress and control various populations, I think There's like some some patriot out there who like is actually a big Obama fan because he did use so many drones and he thought that was pretty cool.
Because, you know, it like saved vet, you know, veterans out there and troops out there.
So the drones do it.
This is so funny.
He doesn't want us fighting unnecessary wars.
That's why he's fucking saber-rattling at Iran.
That's why he's saber-rattling at Gaza, at China.
Fucking everybody.
He wants all the smoke.
I'm not saying Democrats are peaceniks, but it's a fucking joke to pretend that Republicans, like both parties, don't just run on the military-industrial complex.
But again, I think the most charitable way you could say this is what you're saying about drones or whatever is just like, Well, we still need the complex.
The complex, the bigger the complex, the less likely there's a war.
Like that's the kind of shit these guys would say.
Yeah.
And it's like, yeah, totally carry a big stick.
Totally.
That's what I've found throughout my whole 36 years on this planet is people love buying toys that they then don't use.
Yep.
That they then will never use and actually have a moral opposition to using.
