Minion Death Cult - #651 You'd be well served to kiss my ass you jerk off (preview)
Aired: 2024-09-05
Duration: 06:26


=== Harris Goes to Hell (06:20) ===

[00:00:00]  On the campaign trail in Pennsylvania on Wednesday, Republican Vice Presidential nominee Senator J.D.
[00:00:05]  Vance of Ohio said Harris could, quote, go to hell over the Afghanistan withdrawal.
[00:00:10]  OK, you need to go to hell.
[00:00:13]  It's so funny.
[00:00:14]  He's such a he's he's so fucking fake.
[00:00:16]  He's such a chump.
[00:00:17]  Uh, Harris could go to hell over the Afghanistan withdrawal and blamed reporters for the campaign's controversy, which he called a quote, disagreement.
[00:00:26]  Quote, you guys in the media, you're acting like Donald Trump filmed a TV commercial at a grave site.
[00:00:32]  Vance said he was there providing emotional support and a lot of brave Americans who lost loved ones they should never have lost.
[00:00:39]  And there happened to be a camera there and somebody gave him permission to have that camera there.
[00:00:45]  Yeah, it was nobody in charge.
[00:00:46]  It wasn't anybody in charge who actually knew the rules, gave him permission.
[00:00:50]  It's so funny.
[00:00:51]  You guys are acting like he filmed a TV commercial at a grave site.
[00:00:54]  It was a TikTok commercial.
[00:00:56]  Not the same thing.
[00:00:58]  It was like there was like a small crew.
[00:00:59]  There was no like boom mic.
[00:01:02]  It's so sick that where everybody every you know, everybody who's not a Trump fanatic is like, oh that was probably illegal That was yeah, it was probably against a hundred rules and just nothing is gonna happen You know, what if that's what Trump got taken down for?
[00:01:19]  That'd be poetic I'd love that We should try to like Trigger I don't know I'll just do a change.org campaign.
[00:01:32]  We'll get it happen.
[00:01:34]  I was going to say we could see if maybe that employee who got assaulted has friends or family who could be psyoped into taking revenge on her behalf, you know?
[00:01:47]  There's probably some dude that's like in love with her.
[00:01:50]  Right.
[00:01:50]  We can find out.
[00:01:51]  We can find that person.
[00:01:52]  We can find the person who she doesn't follow back on Instagram, but like comments and likes on every story.
[00:01:57]  We can find that guy.
[00:01:58]  Start sending him articles of Trump, Trump tour dates.
[00:02:01]  Yeah.
[00:02:02]  You know, would really get her attention.
[00:02:04]  You know, would be so sexy.
[00:02:07]  Yeah, that's it for Trump's disrespect.
[00:02:16]  So disrespectful.
[00:02:17]  Oh, but we do have some replies here.
[00:02:19]  I won't do all of them because we need to move on, but I think some of them are probably pretty good, if I remember correctly.
[00:02:28]  Oh, I like this guy.
[00:02:31]  This dog avatar, your voice, your vote, said something like, what the hell?
[00:02:37]  How come he always disrespects Veterans and nobody gives a shit.
[00:02:42]  Um, Mary says, still waiting for your response to having the gold star families inviting him.
[00:02:48]  So the argument is, well, they, the family's invited him.
[00:02:50]  It wasn't a crass political maneuver.
[00:02:53]  Uh, he was invited and your voice, your vote says they invited a rapist and pedophile.
[00:02:58]  So that's all I need to know about that family.
[00:03:01]  Oh, got him.
[00:03:03]  Got him, got his ass.
[00:03:04]  Just ruthless.
[00:03:05]  I actually physically liked that comic just because of how ruthless it is.
[00:03:09]  Oh, the gold star mother likes Trump?
[00:03:11]  Fuck her too.
[00:03:12]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:03:13]  Fuck them all.
[00:03:14]  You know, hey, that's your mans?
[00:03:16]  Your mans is the rapist pedophile?
[00:03:18]  That's who you're bringing?
[00:03:19]  Alright.
[00:03:20]  Uh, and then in a similar fashion, cognitively dissonant said, I'm fairly certain Trump consistently Trump consistently drawn.
[00:03:29]  Okay.
[00:03:29]  Trump has consistently drawn better support and favorability from members of the military and Biden Harris and oh my and Biden and Harris.
[00:03:38]  And you'd probably be well-served to do some serious reflection on why that's the case.
[00:03:44]  And then your voice, your vote says, you'd be well served to kiss my ass, you jerk off.
[00:03:48]  Fucking just dunking.
[00:03:51]  I like when the libs go hard in the paint.
[00:03:53]  It's kind of nice.
[00:03:55]  It's great.
[00:03:56]  I wish you would have called him a motherfucker.
[00:03:58]  But, you know, hey, I'll take this one.
[00:03:59]  Jerk off is good.
[00:04:02]  And Luke Flowers responds to him.
[00:04:03]  Calm down, little boy.
[00:04:05]  I'm active duty.
[00:04:06]  Military love, Trump.
[00:04:10]  Military love, Trump.
[00:04:12]  Military loves Trump.
[00:04:15]  Military want Trump.
[00:04:19]  He supports us and doesn't want us fighting unnecessary wars.
[00:04:23]  He can speak at Arlington because he's trying to stop young people dying needlessly and being buried there.
[00:04:29]  Oh, that's why the military loves Trump, is because they know he's going to draw down military involvement in the world.
[00:04:36]  That's why they're so into him as a candidate, because he's going to fire all of them.
[00:04:41]  That's so, it's so funny.
[00:04:42]  Cause like, do they even want that?
[00:04:44]  No, no, of course not.
[00:04:46]  You know, like they don't even want that.
[00:04:48]  They want to go like kick some ass.
[00:04:49]  We want to go, go kill some Terry's.
[00:04:51]  They want to go occupy an area, do whatever they want with it.
[00:04:56]  Fucking.
[00:04:57]  Just create their little criminal enterprise in that area, but never actually have to like fight on the ground You know with with actual countervailing forces or whatever.
[00:05:09]  They just want to like suppress and control various populations, I think There's like some some patriot out there who like is actually a big Obama fan because he did use so many drones and he thought that was pretty cool.
[00:05:22]  Because, you know, it like saved vet, you know, veterans out there and troops out there.
[00:05:26]  So the drones do it.
[00:05:29]  This is so funny.
[00:05:30]  He doesn't want us fighting unnecessary wars.
[00:05:32]  That's why he's fucking saber-rattling at Iran.
[00:05:35]  That's why he's saber-rattling at Gaza, at China.
[00:05:39]  Fucking everybody.
[00:05:40]  He wants all the smoke.
[00:05:43]  I'm not saying Democrats are peaceniks, but it's a fucking joke to pretend that Republicans, like both parties, don't just run on the military-industrial complex.
[00:05:53]  But again, I think the most charitable way you could say this is what you're saying about drones or whatever is just like, Well, we still need the complex.
[00:06:01]  The complex, the bigger the complex, the less likely there's a war.

=== Moral Opposition to Usage (00:19) ===

[00:06:06]  Like that's the kind of shit these guys would say.
[00:06:08]  Yeah.
[00:06:09]  And it's like, yeah, totally carry a big stick.
[00:06:12]  Totally.
[00:06:12]  That's what I've found throughout my whole 36 years on this planet is people love buying toys that they then don't use.
[00:06:20]  Yep.
[00:06:21]  That they then will never use and actually have a moral opposition to using.