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Aug. 29, 2024 - Minion Death Cult
08:10
"Gus Walz is exactly the sort of fetus Democrats want aborted." (preview)

TODAY: Ani helps us cover the DNC in the only way it could possibly be interesting: through the eyes of right wing psychopaths on Facebook.  The Democrats perform free abortions in the DNC parking lot and steal the genders of religious attendees; Ella Emhoff presents a worst-case scenario for any parent (child with tattoos and hat), while Tim Walz’s 17 year old son demonstrates what it means to be a cucked modern male (love your dad);  And speaking of Tim Walz, the demonic VP candidate betrays christians everywhere by saying he used IVF instead of a different reproductive medical procedure Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week  

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I just saw all the weird shit that conservatives flipped out about.
And I love, I would never watch the DNC except through the eyes of these conservative people because they make it so much fun.
It's because of conservatives that I found out that there was a DNC abortion mobile in the parking lot.
Did you see this?
No.
Oh yeah, baby.
See, I know about this from the other orgs that I follow who are all pro-abortion orgs.
See, those are depressing too.
Like, I'm sure, you know, I just want the good stuff.
And that's why, yeah, I focus on these people.
Yeah.
Here's a good place to start off with.
This is a comment I saw via Daddy of Liberals, who I feel kind of bad for.
Oh yeah, let me put it on screen for you, Tony.
I feel kind of bad for Daddy of Liberals because Daddy of Liberals' Facebook page.
Daddy of Liberals just had one of their spicy memes stolen.
By an ex-user who then got reposted by Elon Musk without giving any credit to Daddy of Liberals on Facebook at all.
So, you know, we've all been there, man.
Shout out to Daddy of Liberals.
It's hard.
I mean, that could have been the big one, you know?
Yeah.
God.
How do you even go back?
Seeing a meme you made do so well when your posts are getting like a hundred likes or whatever, you know?
Did he like go in there and be like, uh, excuse me, Mr. Elon, I am actually the original creator of this meme that you have posted.
He created an ex account specifically because of this, I think.
Hell yeah.
It's so insane that you know all this.
He was like trying to link people to his ex account, but then he would get mad at people who were, cause the post was just Elon Musk stole my meme crying emoji.
Whatever, you know, it was like a huge account took my meme and then Elon Musk reposted it without crediting me.
A bunch of people were like, well, you know, link or whatever.
And he was like, oh, I've already linked it in the comments above.
It's like, well, you're off to a awful start, my man, because I don't know, you're on Facebook.
Do you know how Facebook comment sections work?
They're not linear.
Yeah.
They just, they come and go.
The comment might, nobody can see that comment because somebody else put a Hitler meme right next to it.
And so they, you know, they, they hit it.
They, they suppressed it from the feed and you got to click, see all comments to see your link and the Hitler meme.
And plus they probably think you're trying to, Spam another site, go to another site.
They're not going to give you that shit for free.
Anytime somebody asks you one on one for your link, you fucking give it to them, dude.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But anyway, take the opportunity.
So, yeah, shout out, shout out Daddy Liberals.
But yeah, I saw this comment.
I think this was about like the gender neutral prayer room that they had at the DNC, which we don't I don't think we have time to cover maybe in a future segment.
Matt, do you say gender neutral prayer room?
Yeah, they had a gender neutral.
Again, like this is the fun stuff.
This is what I worry.
I don't.
I can't.
I can't pray in front of women.
Well, I think you're misinterpreting it, Tony.
By gender-neutral prayer room, obviously, I mean, anybody who knows what the Democrats are about, like, that means that you have to be gender-neutral when you go in.
Like, that's only for gender-neutral people.
Which, I don't know, do you identify as that?
Because that's the only way the Democrats are going to let you use it, so.
What do you think this is?
That song from the 90s, Detachable Penis?
Right.
I think gender neutral, yeah, you'd have to have like, no, that's right.
Gotta be a Barbie Ken doll.
Right.
That's what they think it means.
Matt, Melissa, Ray.
So I'm thinking this is a couple.
I don't think it's somebody named Matt-Melissa.
I think it's Matt and Melissa.
It's a picture of a couple.
It's a picture of a couple.
Matt Melissa Ray says don't forget about the mobile abortion labs that will be outside the venue pandering to the demonic left.
Free abortions and vasectomies for the week?
Gross!
And they included a screenshot of, yeah, the Planned Parenthood, I think that is, yeah, that is an ex-Twitter post.
So let me go here.
Yeah, Planned Parenthood, Great Rivers.
Here we come, Chicago.
Our mobile health clinic will be in the West Loop with Chicago Abortion Fund and the Wiener Circle August 19th to 20th, providing free vasectomies and medication abortion.
So when I saw this, I was like, Well, somebody lied to them.
They're not performing abortions in the, in the parking lot.
Like I was thinking like a, you know, a surgical exam style abortion.
Like, not that that would be bad, but it would just be like, that seems like inefficient.
Like, I don't, you know, it's, is it sterile?
I know they can do medical stuff out of a van or whatever.
But then when I saw, no, they were giving out the pills and shit.
I was like, oh, tight.
That's even better.
That's awesome.
It's even better.
That's crazy.
I mean, free vasectomy is pretty, pretty cool.
That's worth the flight.
That would have been worth the flight.
Yeah, no, it's tight.
That's really cool that Planned Parenthood is doing this.
They've been kind of milquetoast about a lot of stuff recently, but this is really sick that they did this and that they were drawing attention to the miracle of abortion pills.
Yeah, it's fantastic.
This is the comment that was accompanying the screenshot.
They made it?
I don't know how they made it.
I don't know what app they use.
Is this like a PowerPoint app or something?
Because you can see...
The like word box.
Do you think this is a screenshot of somebody else's text that they've added as a layer to this PowerPoint document?
Because you could see like the little squares that would resize the screenshot of it.
They fucking took it, took it from Facebook, put it on another image of X and then took a photo of the TV with their phone.
We're looking at a Samsung TV.
It's like on the wall in the in the living room or something.
You can't read one of the words because the reflection of the of the ceiling light is like is editing the.
It's blocking it out.
Yeah, it's too much glare.
How did it get onto a TV?
And then back to Facebook.
You love to see it.
Back to this Facebook comment from Matt Melissa.
Um, but yeah, let me read the text that's floating there in its little resize box.
The DNC loves abortion so much that they set up mobile baby killing units in front of their convention just in case it wasn't clear who the bad guys are in this upcoming election.
These people do realize that Trump has no say over what happens with abortion given the fact the power has been returned to each individual state to choose.
All of their hopes in the election being swayed on killing babies is essentially a psyop.
The DNC has become so decrepit that they are pinning their election hopes on people's desires to murder their own children as easily as possible.
But Trump has no say in this, so they are hoping that ignorance will help them.
They are pinning their hopes on ignorance.
Let that sink in.
The contrast of good and, and then it's blanked out because of the glare on the screen, I'm assuming it's evil, probably, right?
Yeah, probably.
That's a, that's a, that's a unfortunate word for this person I've edited out.
You know, it's an important one for them, I think.
I mean, is it even a coincidence?
Is it a coincidence that the glare happened to I think it was God.
I think God smote evil with his light, with his brilliant light.
Oh, okay, I like that way.
The contrast of good and nothing, more apparent than ever, the choice is clear.
I love this argument.
They just love killing babies, even though Trump's gonna let him do it.
Trump's totally fine with murdering babies in the womb, and there's nothing he can do about it, so like, why are they even scared of him when we talk about how we're going to lynch women for murdering their babies?
Whatever, it's like, yeah, nice try.
Nice try, FBI.
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