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Um, just like a running current of Jordan Peterson tweets, at least the ones I see, the ones that kind of go big, uh, are where he's just madder than it seemingly is possible to ever be about whatever topic he's talking about.
Um, and it's just, you know, it's always interesting because, you know, you like to, you like to know what, what interests people, what excites people, what makes people, um, feel alive, you know?
And for this guy, it's, Reading a, like, listicle pop science article that says people without children tend to be happier than parents.
Yeah.
This was, wasn't this just like a staple of 1980s standup?
I think it was like com, kind of like common knowledge that, uh, you know, having kids, Jesus fucking Christ, kill me now.
What a drag.
Is that true, Tony?
Caleb, do you have any kids?
I do not have any kids, but I'm still depressed, so maybe he's right.
Well, we got Tony here to even out the balance.
See, don't worry.
I'm plenty depressed.
It just has nothing to do with my kid.
But I have the setup, which I recommend for any parent, which is like break up with the other parent of the child and split time.
There you go.
See, so like Sunday, Sunday through Wednesday, it's just dad.
Dad 24-7.
That's all I do.
And as soon as she leaves, I can start ripping the ketamine.
I can do whatever I want for like three, three and a half days.
I can just wow out.
And it's still responsible.
It's still considered responsible.
So that's the real trick.
I think that everyone's wrong.
I think that having a kid half the time is the way to go.
That's the key to true happiness.
So what you're saying is you gotta find a trad wife, marry her, knock her up, and then divorce immediately.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't even have to do that.
You don't have to do all that.
You could just have a baby with someone you like a lot or even even like for the most part.
Wouldn't it help if you didn't like them, though?
I mean, that would help like the separation part of it.
Yeah.
It's really easy to like someone who's toxic, though.
So that part shouldn't be hard.
It's easy to like somebody you're actively making a child with.
Like, I like her mom plenty.
She's an amazing person.
I love her to death.
But could we, like, live together?
No.
No way in hell.
It's impossible.
So yeah, that's what you need to find.
Find the right balance with someone whose company you enjoy, but not for longer than 48 hours.
Very good to know.
I don't know.
Like, I don't know that I would get mad at this, especially if I had kids.
Like, does Jordan Peterson have kids?
That's a really good question.
He has his daughter, his meat daughter, who dated Andrew Tate for a while, which is... Right, I forgot that she... I just was thinking, like, children, you know?
Not that, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, no, I just, like, doesn't this kind of prove that you're not happy?
If you're tweeting like this, like, I don't know if you're maybe the best spokesperson for, uh, how enriched... Yeah, the most famously happy Jordan Peterson who got wiped out by an apple cider.
Like, are you sure you want to talk about this one, big dog?
Can't even finish making a YouTube video without crying.
Yeah.
Who sends, like, weird slam poetry treats about crucifying the hamburger helper mascot for being too woke.
How am I supposed to live in a world where they gave Betty Boop pronouns?
So he quotes the he like he doesn't even quote the study or whatever he screenshots an Instagram post from uh at the at facts account on Instagram which you like aren't you a professor dude what do you do It's so funny how fucked up this guy is.
This guy is so fried.
But he quotes this sub BuzzFeed, you know, this like, at interest turtle on Instagram.
People without children tend to be happier than parents.
And here's his caps, here's his tweet.
One, says who?
Well, facts.
It's fact, yeah.
Two, measured how?
I don't see any study here.
Where's the study in this Instagram post?
Three, over what time?
Like, there's an article attached to this, right?
Yeah.
I have a link here from the CNBC article about it, where if we cared, you know, the study is in there.
All this information you're asking about is in there.
Very easy to find this information.
Four, compared to who and when.
Compared to parents, dipshit.
Yeah, that part's in there.
Five, happier or more hedonistic and immature.
They literally use the phrase hedonia in here.
Hedonistic pleasure versus, I don't know what the term for the alternative is, but longer, more enriching, self-development, self-actualization style happiness as opposed to immediate gratification.
6.
Who funded the quote research?
7.
Lies.
Damned lies and statistics.
So that's not even a question really.
He's just mad.
He had to take a yell break in there.
I love just like grouping lies and statistics together like they're the same thing.
These are just lies and statistics.
These lies are based on these statistics and these statistics are based on these lies.
