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Feb. 4, 2024 - Minion Death Cult

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Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)

Today on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "mid-life rapper" where he is very critical of rappers Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week

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	But ladies and gentlemen, this is called Midlife Rap.
	Okay.
	Whoa.
	Yeah.
	So he, he wasn't a CD.
	He put on, it was a DVD music video of him and he's in a suit cause I guess it's like, I have a real job.
	I record myself doing raps.
	This is a crazy beat to put on.
	Like, like, The rap hip-hop sound was well established by 2005, 2006.
	This is a wild sound to pick for your rapping.
	Yeah, this is like, what, 80s something or other?
	Like synth, like... I guarantee you, because he's wearing a suit here, the joke is going to be about how well, how properly dressed he is.
	How his pants don't hang down to his knees.
	Did you see his, like, neck thing he was doing?
	He was wobbling his neck as he came on screen.
	All right, I'm gonna play it.
	I'm a midlife rapper, and I rap from A to Z. I'm middle-aged and dapper with a vocabulary.
	No, I don't wear giant golden chains, baggy pants, half-down.
	There's Bruno's ass.
	Bruno's ass.
	Bruno's bare ass.
	He has his pants halfway pulled down his bare ass.
	Something no one does.
	No one does this.
	People who sag their pants are wearing boxers, underwear for sure.
	This is just like middle-aged dudes who do this.
	This is just brutal.
	He's showing how gay rappers are.
	Yep.
	You know what that means in prison, right?
	Look at me.
	Look at me.
	I'm a rapper.
	My hairy crack.
	Huh?
	You want to take a peek at my hairy crack?
	because I'm a rapper.
	White daughter is just calmly eating food and not commenting on what's happening.
	She's actually seen it a few times.
	She's like, God damn it.
	Sluts.
	Sluts.
	Sluts. - I don't even hear, like, rappers don't even say slut.
	Sluts, sluts, sluts.
	You definitely are calling the women in rap videos sluts.
	That's one of the things you don't like about rap videos.
	Yeah.
	I fucking guarantee it, dude.
	Please run that back one more time.
	Does Sir Mix-a-Lot ever rhyme butts with sluts?
	Yeah, he calls them butt sluts.
	Like, does he really?
	No.
	Okay.
	Well, I'm just saying, like, I could see that being the one rap song he would have heard and gotten that from.
	No, I think he is calling just, yeah, he's calling Superhead a slut.
	I don't even know, what's he doing, really?
	He's doing the head... I don't even know, what's he doing, really?
	He's doing the head move like a black guy.
	And he's really slamming rappers.
	You know, just really ragging on them.
	This gangster crap.
	I stay out of police station station station station stations.
	He shot and edited this in 2000.
	This is crazy.
	Yeah, I don't... I... Man... Probably... Like, it's not... I... It's so funny how openly racist these people are without admitting that they're also racist.
	Like, why are you showing me this video if you're not telling me you're racist?
	No one had to see this, bro.
	You're doing this for yourself.
	You know what I mean?

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But ladies and gentlemen, this is called Midlife Rap.

Okay.

Whoa.

Yeah.

So he, he wasn't a CD.

He put on, it was a DVD music video of him and he's in a suit cause I guess it's like, I have a real job.

I record myself doing raps.

This is a crazy beat to put on.

Like, like, The rap hip-hop sound was well established by 2005, 2006.

This is a wild sound to pick for your rapping.

Yeah, this is like, what, 80s something or other?

Like synth, like... I guarantee you, because he's wearing a suit here, the joke is going to be about how well, how properly dressed he is.

How his pants don't hang down to his knees.

Did you see his, like, neck thing he was doing?

He was wobbling his neck as he came on screen.

All right, I'm gonna play it.

I'm a midlife rapper, and I rap from A to Z. I'm middle-aged and dapper with a vocabulary.

No, I don't wear giant golden chains, baggy pants, half-down.

There's Bruno's ass.

Bruno's ass.

Bruno's bare ass.

He has his pants halfway pulled down his bare ass.

Something no one does.

No one does this.

People who sag their pants are wearing boxers, underwear for sure.

This is just like middle-aged dudes who do this.

This is just brutal.

He's showing how gay rappers are.

Yep.

You know what that means in prison, right?

Look at me.

I'm a rapper.

My hairy crack.

Huh?

You want to take a peek at my hairy crack?

because I'm a rapper.

White daughter is just calmly eating food and not commenting on what's happening.

She's actually seen it a few times.

She's like, God damn it.

Sluts.

Sluts. - I don't even hear, like, rappers don't even say slut.

Sluts, sluts, sluts.

You definitely are calling the women in rap videos sluts.

That's one of the things you don't like about rap videos.

Yeah.

I fucking guarantee it, dude.

Please run that back one more time.

Does Sir Mix-a-Lot ever rhyme butts with sluts?

Yeah, he calls them butt sluts.

Like, does he really?

No.

Okay.

Well, I'm just saying, like, I could see that being the one rap song he would have heard and gotten that from.

No, I think he is calling just, yeah, he's calling Superhead a slut.

I don't even know, what's he doing, really?

He's doing the head... I don't even know, what's he doing, really?

He's doing the head move like a black guy.

And he's really slamming rappers.

You know, just really ragging on them.

This gangster crap.

I stay out of police station station station station stations.

He shot and edited this in 2000.

This is crazy.

Yeah, I don't... I... Man... Probably... Like, it's not... I... It's so funny how openly racist these people are without admitting that they're also racist.

Like, why are you showing me this video if you're not telling me you're racist?

No one had to see this, bro.

You're doing this for yourself.

You know what I mean?