Minion Death Cult - Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)
Aired: 2024-02-04
Duration: 04:01


=== Sluts and Midlife Rappers (03:57) ===

[00:00:00]  But ladies and gentlemen, this is called Midlife Rap.
[00:00:03]  Okay.
[00:00:09]  Whoa.
[00:00:10]  Yeah.
[00:00:10]  So he, he wasn't a CD.
[00:00:12]  He put on, it was a DVD music video of him and he's in a suit cause I guess it's like, I have a real job.
[00:00:21]  I record myself doing raps.
[00:00:24]  This is a crazy beat to put on.
[00:00:26]  Like, like, The rap hip-hop sound was well established by 2005, 2006.
[00:00:32]  This is a wild sound to pick for your rapping.
[00:00:38]  Yeah, this is like, what, 80s something or other?
[00:00:41]  Like synth, like... I guarantee you, because he's wearing a suit here, the joke is going to be about how well, how properly dressed he is.
[00:00:50]  How his pants don't hang down to his knees.
[00:00:52]  Did you see his, like, neck thing he was doing?
[00:00:55]  He was wobbling his neck as he came on screen.
[00:00:59]  All right, I'm gonna play it.
[00:01:01]  I'm a midlife rapper, and I rap from A to Z. I'm middle-aged and dapper with a vocabulary.
[00:01:09]  No, I don't wear giant golden chains, baggy pants, half-down.
[00:01:14]  There's Bruno's ass.
[00:01:16]  Bruno's ass.
[00:01:17]  Bruno's bare ass.
[00:01:18]  He has his pants halfway pulled down his bare ass.
[00:01:22]  Something no one does.
[00:01:25]  No one does this.
[00:01:26]  People who sag their pants are wearing boxers, underwear for sure.
[00:01:29]  This is just like middle-aged dudes who do this.
[00:01:34]  This is just brutal.
[00:01:38]  He's showing how gay rappers are.
[00:01:41]  Yep.
[00:01:41]  You know what that means in prison, right?
[00:01:44]  Look at me.
[00:01:44]  Look at me.
[00:01:45]  I'm a rapper.
[00:01:46]  My hairy crack.
[00:01:47]  Huh?
[00:01:48]  You want to take a peek at my hairy crack?
[00:01:49]  because I'm a rapper.
[00:01:50]  White daughter is just calmly eating food and not commenting on what's happening.
[00:02:05]  She's actually seen it a few times.
[00:02:07]  She's like, God damn it.
[00:02:08]  Sluts.
[00:02:20]  Sluts.
[00:02:20]  Sluts. - I don't even hear, like, rappers don't even say slut.
[00:02:27]  Sluts, sluts, sluts.
[00:02:29]  You definitely are calling the women in rap videos sluts.
[00:02:33]  That's one of the things you don't like about rap videos.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  I fucking guarantee it, dude.
[00:02:39]  Please run that back one more time.
[00:02:40]  Does Sir Mix-a-Lot ever rhyme butts with sluts?
[00:02:46]  Yeah, he calls them butt sluts.
[00:02:50]  Like, does he really?
[00:02:52]  No.
[00:02:52]  Okay.
[00:02:53]  Well, I'm just saying, like, I could see that being the one rap song he would have heard and gotten that from.
[00:03:00]  No, I think he is calling just, yeah, he's calling Superhead a slut.
[00:03:06]  I don't even know, what's he doing, really?
[00:03:08]  He's doing the head... I don't even know, what's he doing, really?
[00:03:13]  He's doing the head move like a black guy.
[00:03:16]  And he's really slamming rappers.
[00:03:20]  You know, just really ragging on them.
[00:03:23]  This gangster crap.
[00:03:23]  I stay out of police station station station station stations.
[00:03:32]  He shot and edited this in 2000.
[00:03:36]  This is crazy.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, I don't... I... Man... Probably... Like, it's not... I... It's so funny how openly racist these people are without admitting that they're also racist.

=== Why Show the Video? (00:18) ===

[00:03:53]  Like, why are you showing me this video if you're not telling me you're racist?
[00:03:57]  No one had to see this, bro.
[00:03:59]  You're doing this for yourself.
[00:04:00]  You know what I mean?