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June 29, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
05:30
Joe Biden admitted to actual treason. (preview)

This week we cover a couple of weird guys in my work Facebook group and listen to the leaked audio from Trump showing off a classified doc, which is fantastic. Also, Biden says he sold state secrets into a mic on camera and then said he was joking, and the right wing has to pretend to think it's real Also, Netflix finally overplayed their hand with their most depraved move yet: making Titanic available to watch on their platform in order to capitalize on the submersible tragedy(?) Listen to the full episode by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

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Flashback to our episode on Trump showing people the secrets that he knew were secret.
But hey, look, this is secret.
Look at this.
We read from a couple of stories about Trump knowingly showing classified documents, bragging about showing classified documents.
The audio came out.
Did you did you hear the audio?
No, I've been waiting to hear it because that's exciting because it's one of those things that you read the quotes and you're like, you can hear it in his voice, but it still doesn't sound real.
So I'm excited to hear this.
All right, so this is from CNN.
These are bad, sick people.
That was your coup, you know, against you.
Well, it started right at the beginning.
Like when Milley's talking about, oh, you were going to try to do a coup.
No, they were trying to do that before you even were sworn in.
That's right.
Trying to overthrow your election.
Well, with Milley, let me see that.
I'll show you an example.
He said that I wanted to attack Iran.
I love the unfolding sounds.
Yeah, you can hear him finding it.
It's like the drum roll up to a fun stunt.
Isn't it amazing?
I have a big pile of papers.
This thing just came up.
Well, it was right here.
Isn't this amazing?
I had a big pile of papers and it was just sitting on the top of my pile of papers was a classified plan to do a coup in Iran, to do a military overthrow in Iran.
So he's talking about General Milley.
And I'm look, uh, Mark Milley.
Okay.
This is, this is who he's talking about on the joint chiefs of staff for the president.
Not that one.
Where is it?
Here we go.
This was him.
They presented me, this is off the record, but they presented me this.
This is off the record, right?
How are we even hearing this then?
If it's off, he said off the record, how are we hearing this?
He says, this is off the record, right?
And he's met with silence that's only, uh, broken by the whir of a tape recorder.
Yeah.
This was him.
This was the Defense Department and him.
We looked at them.
This was him.
This wasn't done by me.
This was him.
All sorts of stuff.
Pages long.
Fucking war.
These war pigs, man.
They tried to, they tried to rope Trump into another war.
You think I came up with this plan?
I didn't write this plan.
Look, this plan I'm showing you, this guy, he did this.
This is him.
Not me.
Yeah, the where I'm getting this video from was or this audio.
It's ripped from CNN, but Big Fish posted it on Twitter.
Big Fish 3000 posted and says, oh, shit, they busted Trump keeping us out of another war.
Yeah.
So like he looks cool.
He looks cool, actually.
He's doing this showing a paper.
I mean, it's I don't know.
It's not that he doesn't look cool.
He looks he looks enthusiastic.
He seems enthusiastic.
And I'm glad we didn't attack Iran, Iran, Further than assassinating one of their top, like one of their beloved political figures with a fucking missile.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Other than that, I'm really glad we didn't, you know, start a war with Iran.
I am glad that this plan they're looking at did not happen.
That's what I'm happy about.
Like how many missiles did we fire at Hezbollah when Trump was president?
You know, like how many how many?
American sourced missiles were shot at Iran by Israeli fighter jets.
Well, it's OK, because no matter what, no matter what you're referencing here, they never titled it a new war.
Then this war, whatever you're talking about, never got a declaration of war or like a name.
So it's that was just that's all preventative causes.
The forever war.
You love it.
You don't need to declare forever.
It's just always there.
Just there.
As long as you believe it's there, you know?
I love them giggling while looking at top secret documents.
They're like, ooh, this feels naughty.
Yeah, I mean, because it is.
They're probably thinking like, oh, shit, he's showing me this.
Am I like, am I now part of this?
Am I am I am I crying right now?
Are you making me cry right now?
Should I like renounce my citizenship to get out of a treason charge?
How does this work?
Should I start seeking amnesty somewhere?
Is that?
Your accessory to treason go directly Isn't that amazing?
This totally wins my case, you know.
Except it is, like, highly confidential secret.
Depends on what case you're talking about, because it wins one case, but it also is the case.
It actually is the entire case, on the other hand.
It's not very good for another case, unfortunately.
Yes, for this particular case.
The one we're hearing about it in?
Not great.
Not great.
The case about this conversation?
Not fantastic looking.
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