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June 12, 2023 - Minion Death Cult

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"Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,"

We've got an amazing episode today folks as Trump gets indicted again for showing off confidential US documents to Mara Lago guests and Tony explains the PGA x LIV Golf collab, from the PGA denouncing the Saudi Arabian-owned tour as "immoral" before merging with them. Get 2 bonus episodes every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

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	He's like, man, I remember, I forgot what band he said it was, but it was some show.
	He's like, I remember the lead singer giving a lengthy apology because their 7 inches were no longer $5, they were $8.
	Yeah.
	And it's like, man, an $8 7-inch would be sick today.
	Everything used to be $10.
	Shirts were $10, LPs were $10, $8 if it was a local band.
	Yeah.
	LPs were $10.
	$8 if it was a local ban.
	Yeah.
	Or a smaller ban.
	Question from your I imagine it's like a lengthy apology.
	I'm so sorry.
	Yeah, he's sold out.
	Things have gone up.
	We're just trying to keep up with it.
	Gas is expensive.
	We're touring.
	I'm so sorry we have to do this.
	It's 2005, so we're paying our merch guy a living wage, which is $3 an hour.
	Yeah.
	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone awry.
	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-phonia today.
	So stay tuned.
	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
	Stay tuned, guys, and we'll show you exactly what you're doing.
	We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're doing the deserts.
	All their remarkable stuff.
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	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
	And I'm Tony Boswell.
	And we are Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	The former president causing our beautiful undercover CIA agents to self-harm are responsible.
	And we're documenting it.
	What's up, everybody?
	It's your episode of Minion Death Cult for the week.
	Boy, boy, do we have an episode.
	First off, yeah, I just want to say I'm sorry, you know, with the indictment of Trump and the unsealing of 37 indictments against Trump.
	Getting to see just how reckless he treated the lives of our spooks across the globe.
	Awful stuff here.
	I think Katrina Mulligan here, National Security Mulligan.
	It's Randall Natsek Mulligan on Twitter.
	Is that how she spells it?
	Bet the national security industry really would have liked to have called some Mulligans in the past, I think.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	How many ways to spell Mulligan are there?
	Just the one, I think.
	I think so.
	Chief of Staff to Army Secretary.
	Former OSD policy.
	Obama 08.
	NSC DOJ.
	Says, check on your friends who have dedicated their lives to serving in the intelligence community and keeping America's secrets.
	They have had a rough 24 hours, and they are not okay.
	I mean, like, honestly, I couldn't think of a demographic that I'm least likely to check in on.
	It's because it's because you have all those friends.
	You just know they're really like self-sufficient you you know that they're a hardy stock and Mostly because they won't shut the fuck up about being sufficient enough hardy stock.
	Yeah, and also about how they're in the national security National security field what is what's agency it's not yeah, I guess I don't know yeah There's a lot of different agents agencies though I Yeah, I think I'll live.
	You know, I don't have any of those friends that are doing that kind of stuff, but I can empathize with people usually who aren't my friends, but I think in this case I just I'll choose not to do that.
	Yeah.
	I love that this tweet could be read as like a joke, could be read as like a snarky, not snarky, snarky is the wrong word, but like A little, a wry exaggeration of how she genuinely does feel.
	Like, oh man, this is, uh, like I know, I know some, uh, secret agents who aren't going to be able to get it up tonight.
	And you know what I'm saying?
	Like.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Well, I mean, even just, it's one of those things where if you were to post this, word for word, I would laugh at it.
	I would be like, oh, you're making a joke.
	Because that's the obvious way to read it.
	Is that this is an absurd thing that no one would ever fucking say.
	But I think she's doing like a theater kid, like she's being extra.
	I think that's what it is.
	I think she's doing like, um...
	She's exaggerating, you know, hyperbole for effect, but she still genuinely believes this because look at this tweet.
	Today I had an exchange with a two-star general in which I dropped a Taylor Swift reference and he recognized it!
	Me, we need to keep our side of the street clean.
	Him, was that an intentional Taylor Swift reference?
	Me, dot dot dot, exclamation point!
	The army surprises me every dot single dot day.
	I like how the flamboyant or like theatrical millennial style posting still translates into the Minion Death Cult voice.
	There's still an opportunity?
	Yeah, it still works.
	They're still doing it.
	It is kind of like, it's kind of demographic-lish, you know?
	It's for the internet.
	The main Death Cold voice is just the internet voice.
	Well, it's the caps lock.
	Millennials aren't afraid of the caps lock, despite the The stereotype about older people using it.
	Millennials love the caps lock.
	They just, you know, they use it in moderation.
	Is a joke that a millennial would make about that.
	They understand the power of it if you use it more sparingly.
	Yeah, so... I love this like this sassy national security.
	I know they're out there, but it's just it's nice to see a new one.
	I didn't know Katrina Mulligan.
	I didn't know, I don't know anything about Taylor Swift really.
	I feel like that's a pretty deep cut reference.
	I hope this results in people being like, man the army is soft.
	The army is too soft.
	You should not be knowing Taylor Swift references.
	This is what happens when you let women serve.
	Yeah, this is what happens when Democrats are in charge.
	They're forced to learn Taylor Swift references.
	They're forced to watch Lizzo play the flute.
	They're forced to call the non-binary nuclear scientist who steals all the luggage beautiful.
	Man, I forgot about that!
	What an awesome story.
	Listen, my army would have never known this Taylor Swift reference.
	No way.
	My army would have shot you merely for bringing up that skinny white bitch.
	Everyone like that.
	The African nationalist, the black nationalist army would be like would execute execute on site.
	Yeah, the only reason.
	The only reason why we know Taylor Swift references is to know our enemy.
	And to listen for dog whistles.
	Yeah, I only know Taylor Swift because of Kanye West.
	That's like the worst thing Kanye West ever did was make me acknowledge Taylor Swift.
	Put Taylor Swift on your radar?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Oh my god, though.
	The indictment shit.
	The unsealed indictment.
	Just like, all the reporting and photography around this.
	Phenomenal.
	My god.
	So good.
	I'll be honest with you, listener.
	I do not care about Trump indictments, typically.
	Because I'm very skeptical that it'll ever lead to his arrest or anything.
	Because if it did lead to his arrest, that would be very funny.
	I would love that.
	It'd be amazing.
	Um, but now, I don't know, this, this, like, now that I looked into it, extremely funny.
	Let me, let me read here from Fox News, unless you had something to say real quick, Tony.
	Oh, no, no, exactly.
	I just, I just love everything that's happening with it.
	It's, it's, it's become a spectacle and I'm happy it has.
	OK, former President Donald Trump was indicted on Fox News on 37 federal counts, including willful retention of national defense information, conspiracy to obstruct justice and false statements, according to an unsealed copy of the indictment obtained by Fox News Special Counsel Jack Smith, who they're all really mad at right now, unsealed the indictment against the former president on Friday.
	I think Trump called him a psychopath, like a vicious psychopath or something like that on Truth.
	Trump first announced he had been indicted on Thursday night.
	Trump told Fox News Digital he will plead not guilty.
	The indictment states that Trump, as president, had lawful access to the most sensitive classified documents and national defense information gathered and owned by the United States government, including information from the agencies that comprise the United States intelligence community and the United States Department of Defense.
	If he does get arrested like the thing is is like it's there's a bittersweet note to him getting arrested and perhaps this is like my idealism coming through but like pretty sad that like the only way you can get in arrested as you know the President of the United States is if you do something against the military-industrial complex or you do so and it's not like he was working against them or anything he just did something they didn't like for his own you know pleasure or benefit or whatever
	Yeah I mean that is kind of like the one you know that's the one off limits like that's the one that's the one move you can't do and like he did it and like so it's funny it is funny seeing something you know Like you said, not just get laughed off.
	It's not just getting laughed off, it's actually getting investigated.
	But it took some real psychopaths to do it.
	I'm happy we got the right guys.
	Are you unhinged and psychopathic enough to arrest the former President of the United States?
	Um... It's, uh... What else was I gonna say?
	I don't remember.
	Um... Over the course... Oh, I was gonna say, yeah, he just... Not only did he, like, do this thing they don't like, they just don't like him in general because he's annoying.
	It's not because, like...
	Oh, he's actually a threat to the system or anything like that.
	Maybe through, you know, ineptness or carelessness or laziness or something.
	I think he's dangerous in several ways.
	But no, it's just because he talked too much shit.
	He talked way too much shit.
	And they're like, it's over.
	Sorry.
	We're not going to pretend to treat you with the same kid gloves that we treat every other politician with.
	Yeah, we've given you an inch and you've taken a mile and we don't appreciate that.
	Over the course of his presidency, Trump gathered newspapers, press clippings, letters, notes, cards, photographs, official documents.
	And other materials in cardboard boxes that he kept in the White House.
	The indictment states among the materials Trump stored in his boxes were hundreds of classified documents.
	And we're treated to our first photo from the Mar-a-Lago raid, which is a file folder spilled over with newspapers and in large print photographs.
	One looks like Trump on the tarmac, unlike the Air Force, one tarmac walking stoically while like reporters Clamor for just a bit of his attention, please sir.
	So good The classified documents Trump stored due to do Stored in his boxes included information regarding defense and weapons capabilities of both the United States and foreign countries United States nuclear programs potential vulnerabilities of the United States and its allies to military attack Yeah, where not to hit us, please.
	I love having that document.
	That's the thing too.
	This kind of does illustrate kind of how bad it is.
	How like severely, like how severe what he's doing is because it is stuff that's, you know, gnarly enough that they're like, Oh dude, you can't, you gotta, you can't tell anybody about that.
	What are you doing?
	Like you're just, you're not even putting it in like a, like a storage shed.
	You're just, it's just at Mar-a-Lago.
	It's just chilling.
	It's at an office at Mar-a-Lago office.
	Someone could just accidentally find this.
	Yeah, if another person is already using the bathroom, somebody could find this by taking a shit, being like, Oh man, I forgot my wife's got my phone.
	You know, she's out there talking to all the other 80 year old ghouls.
	Man, what am I going to read in here?
	I got nothing to read.
	Oh wait, there's 17 boxes.
	Uh, touching my knees as I sit on the fucking toilet.
	Oh, let's just see, uh, yeah.
	Vulnerabilities for U.S.
	military hardware.
	Hmm, this looks interesting.
	Haven't read this one yet.
	Everyone's outside talking about it, like, wow, he really had to take a shit.
	He's been in there for a long time.
	You fall in there, bud?
	And you're just like reading nuclear secrets.
	Holy shit.
	Oh my god.
	It's worse than I thought.
	We're all gonna die.
	Yeah, Trump's 101 Nuclear Secrets Bathroom Reader.
	Love it.
	Okay.
	And plans for possible retaliation in response to a foreign attack, the indictment states.
	The unauthorized disclosure of these classified documents could put at risk the national security of the United States, foreign relations, yada yada yada.
	That's, you know, who cares about that stuff?
	The special counsel claims that Trump showed classified documents to others in 2021, once in July at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, and once in August or September 2021.
	In July 2021, at a National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, during an audio-recorded message meeting with a writer, a publisher, and two members of his staff, none of whom possessed security clearance, Trump showed and described a, quote, plan of attack that Trump said was prepared for him by the Department of Defense and a senior military official
	Trump told the individuals that the plan was quote highly confidential and quote secret the indictment said Trump Oh my god also said quote as president.
	I could have declassified it and quote now I can't you know, but this is still a secret I Mean I can't I can't declassify but I will I will show you I think you think this is a thing where It had to be a pride thing, right?
	Do you think they ever did this thing where they're like, you were just a puppet, weren't you?
	You didn't even like, you weren't even like a real president, huh?
	And he's like, nah, they drew plays for me, bro.
	Like I was in the books.
	Like check this shit out.
	This is for me.
	They did this for this.
	This was my attack.
	I was going to do this.
	This is 100, like, it's so funny.
	Cause you get the liberals who are like, he was trying to sell information to China or, uh, you know, Iran, just the word, the traitor, worst kind of traitor treason.
	And it's like, No, he took these so he could sell them piecemeal off to 70-year-old retirees with his signature on it.
	Like, that's who he was going to sell it to.
	And sure, yeah, Iran could pose as somebody living off Social Security and doing a reverse mortgage on their home to buy a Trump plan of attack, the first line which reads, do not print this page.
	Yeah, that's how you know it's good.
	But I like this is very obviously like him trying to like, uh, what do you call it?
	A curate his own legacy.
	Like he, he didn't, you know, he didn't trust the FBI or, you know, whatever Biden's DOJ to not just like remove at any cool record of him being president ever.
	Yeah.
	He's like, I did a lot more, I did some badass stuff, guys.
	Like, they gotta know about my badass stuff.
	He's gonna like, he has printed copies of him saluting whoever, you know, greet him outside of Air Force One.
	Marines?
	Are those Marines?
	I don't know.
	He's gonna have him like, doing a photo of him doing a really good salute, printed next to the photo of Obama just like perfunctorily touching his temple.
	Yeah, as he gets off Air Force One.
	Look at my posture.
	Check me out.
	That's what I do.
	And he'll sign both sides.
	He'll sign like both photographs.
	Yeah, he'll sign the Obama one too, you're saying.
	Yeah.
	I love it so much.
	This is highly confidential and secret, and I could have declassified it, but I didn't.
	But I didn't.
	But I didn't.
	You can still see it, though.
	And I can't now.
	I can't do it now, but I am going to tell you.
	Also, like, wouldn't that suck, though?
	So, like, you know, you're with the boys, you tell them some classified information, and then you find out that someone found out about that.
	Yeah, bullshit.
	Like, the boys don't get no more unclassified information after that.
	No, absolutely.
	You've got to cut them off.
	Wow.
	One of them's a rat.
	That's not cool.
	See, I thought they could be more trustworthy with the information than I was.
	It gets better.
	You don't respect me, you don't respect our friendship.
	There's another very good quote right here.
	In August or September 2021, the special counsel alleges Trump quote, showed a representative of his political action committee who did not possess a security clearance, a classified map related to a military operation and told the representative that he should not be showing it to the representative and that the representative should not get too close.
	Wait, he said like... Hey, I shouldn't be showing you this.
	And don't look too close, but it's uh... Check it out.
	Check it out!
	I'm gonna do it real fast.
	Ready?
	Ready?
	Did you see it?
	Um, so the first one when he told, uh, when he was, uh, meeting with the publisher and the writer, that was like audio recorded.
	So there's audio of him saying, oh, hell yeah, this is secret.
	This is confidential.
	But I don't know.
	I really want there to be audio of, of him, of him saying, I shouldn't be showing you this very illegal, not, not good.
	And then like, all right, not too close though.
	You know, like I just, just like, He's such a salesman.
	That's what this is.
	He's trying to sell whoever he's with on how fucking cool he is.
	So he's like, oh, this is highly classified.
	I could actually go to prison for many years if I showed this to you.
	He knows it.
	He's saying it out loud.
	Well, he knows it because he helped make, uh, taking classified documents into a five-year maximum sentence instead of one after Hillary to, like, spite Hillary.
	And I don't know if that particular, uh,
	Penalty applies here because I was reading 10 years because there's like a there's a there's a difference like it's this is a very narrow Sort of indictment where they're charging him with Taking the documents knowing that he shouldn't take the documents and then also like hiding them and moving them From place to place in order to avoid the FBI finding them which is Legally a very different thing than just like oh I had
	You know, I hired these wage workers.
	You can't really, you know, who knows what they're, what boxes they're grabbing when they, when they make the move, you know, they just put it in my garage.
	You think I manage the storage in my garage?
	Are you kidding me?
	There's like, that's absurd.
	No way.
	I have three different apps on my phone to manage the storage in my garage versus I won't even touch those boxes.
	Those boxes are dirty.
	You know, I don't touch dirty things.
	Yeah, versus Trump allegedly giving direct instructions to his lawyer to, like, move boxes ahead of FBI raids to his personal home.
	And then also saying things like, wouldn't it just be better if there were no documents?
	I mean, where's the lie?
	He's got some good points sometimes.
	You got to give it to him.
	So fucking, don't get too close.
	These are spicy.
	Ooh, these are the based, these are the based maps.
	That's so fucking funny.
	I think that the, the photo of, of the man, of them stacked up next to the toilet.
	It's amazing.
	This is an all timer.
	It's, it's a pair, they were storing These fucking, there's like how many?
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
	There's like 30 to 40 something boxes in here of classified documents surrounding the toilet.
	And of course, the bathroom is very, very fine.
	there's an ornate mirror that looks like, um, gold painted 3d plastic, 3d printed plastic filigrees and shit like that around it.
	Uh, the Trump, uh, sorry, the faucet is a Trump gold, uh, marble, marble, everything.
	And then of course, uh, two different chandeliers.
	Yep.
	Like a sconce chandelier, like a wall chandelier, and of course the classic ceiling three-tier type chandelier from the ceiling.
	So amazing.
	Why is, why, sorry, this is not gonna register for people who are, for just, if you're listening, but like why, why is the toilet so far away from the wall?
	We can't see Because the countertop is blocking where the toilet tank would be, but the front of the toilet is peeking out the side of it, so almost in the middle of the bathroom.
	So what is behind it?
	Where's the tank?
	What's going on?
	Something weird is happening with this photo.
	Yeah, it does look like it's far away from the wall, like the tank's... There's a big gap there.
	But also, like...
	This place is so opulent and then look at that trash can on the way out.
	It's just like the most basic trash can.
	It's a weird shape.
	I think this is kind of a smushed, stretched image.
	Oh.
	Okay, that would maybe make sense.
	Maybe to get like a panorama.
	So I saw the trash can and I thought it was a hamper for wet towels because it's like all big.
	Yeah.
	And it's got, it's got plastic liner in it.
	Uh, but yeah, could be, could be stretched.
	Yeah.
	But, um, those chandeliers, that's not an artifact of, uh... Those are there.
	Man, if you imagined a Trump bathroom, I mean, I guess the toilet would be gold, of course, but your second guess, chandelier.
	I think you'd add a chandelier in there.
	Oh, absolutely, yeah.
	But you know, it's funny because I feel like people who are part of this club, this really expensive club, I feel like they are the kind of people who would look through a medicine cabinet, and if you're looking through a medicine cabinet, I'm for sure popping a couple lids.
	I'm for sure popping a couple lids.
	I might even, I might even pocket some aerial cam footage, you know, pictures.
	I might, I'm going through those boxes a little, a little bit.
	Absolutely.
	Why does he keep going to the bathroom?
	You would look, you would have to look, you would, you would have to look if, if you came into this bathroom.
	Um, there were some replies, Trump, oh my God, Trump's truth about this.
	Trump, uh, tweeted out.
	Truthed out, sorry.
	AMERICA WENT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT WITH TEARS IN ITS EYES!
	I know this is, like, the worst Trump impression ever, but it's not... He just truths in all caps.
	Should I read it like Trump?
	I don't want to read it like Trump.
	No, you don't have to do that.
	It's okay.
	When he typed this out, he surrendered to Minion Voice.
	Yeah, okay.
	AMERICA WENT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT WITH TEARS IN ITS EYES!
	Someday soon, however, it will be able to wipe away those tears.
	To wipe away those tears and smile bigger than ever before.
	For we will have defeated the radical left Marxists, fascists, communists, lunatics, and deranged maniacs.
	And that's what he's calling the special prosecutor, whatever, special investigator, deranged maniac.
	And cleared the path to put America first and then quickly make America great again!
	Three exclamation points.
	And there's no contingency plan for that, by the way.
	He's just saying that's what's going to happen.
	I think that's really funny.
	I also like the idea that the people who are mad about you spreading military secrets and nuclear secrets and these nefarious plots are for sure the left marxist fascist communist lunatics.
	They're for sure the ones who want to make sure that all the military secrets are safe and the military can do as they will.
	Absolutely.
	They actually are the military.
	Yeah, they are now.
	Yeah.
	Now that it's illegal to ask your recruits gender, you're not allowed to ask the gender anymore and you have to just put them with whatever the opposite of what they look like.
	Like whatever you would guess their gender is, you have to put them in the opposite side of that branch.
	I wish I knew enough about the military to make some sort of infograph that's like, the Air Force are Marxist, the Marines, they're communist, the Coast Guard are anarchist.
	I wish I knew enough to get those accurate.
	Yeah, the Green Berets, did you already say the Green Berets?
	Oh no, no, of course not, yeah.
	The Green Berets are egoists, I think.
	The Space Force, ironically, anarcho-primitivists.
	Kind of weird.
	Who the thunk?
	The test doesn't lie, though.
	They need technology to get to a planet that has no technology yet.
	I just, I love, like, what does he, does he really think America went to sleep last night with tears in its eyes?
	I think he means like the idea of America, like Lady Liberty laid her head on her pillow and cried herself to sleep.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like for him.
	Yeah, for him.
	I don't know.
	Sometimes I get the feeling that he's playing a part, and then sometimes I get the feeling that no, he's just being his true self.
	Either way, it's very funny, but I feel like he's playing a part with this.
	America went to sleep last night with tears in its eyes.
	This is like him hugging the flags on stage at whatever appearance that was.
	Yeah, dang that was a good one too.
	No, this is him doing his full character because he does have to like, he realized he's kind of lost some of his patriotic connections and they only have people that are following him, not necessarily because of the country, but for him.
	So he needs to appeal to those people again.
	Yeah.
	Some of the responses to, like, the toilet photo on Truth Social were pretty good.
	Peaches, who's at 315 Philly Girl, I think she's, like, 90 years old.
	Yeah, she looks tight.
	She looks cool.
	She's wearing sunglasses.
	Are those, like, gas station Oakleys?
	They're wrap-around baseball sunglasses.
	Yeah, they're sick.
	She says, how do we know that the FBI didn't do that the whole time they were there?
	You know optics?
	And I think like yeah, they were they maybe the FBI was trying to make it look bad for Trump By putting all those boxes by the toilet or like not only not only did he disrespect you know the documents by taking them he put them next to the poopy toilet and People were probably... Marxists probably went in there, secretly, without Trump's knowledge.
	He wouldn't normally let them in.
	And were wiping their ass with the classified documents.
	I hadn't thought about that.
	I mean, there's the FBI.
	They can do pretty much anything.
	And we know the FBI has been there.
	And I've heard there's pictures of them walking in with boxes.
	Kim says, Kim's a horse girl.
	Just a horse profile pic, but it's like a real photo, I think.
	Uh, yeah, looks like a fake photo to me.
	Can you disclose the photographer?
	Uh, at FBI?
	Hello?
	Help?
	Please?
	Would that, would that help you?
	Would that help you believe it?
	Cause wouldn't you just maybe credit the person who created the photo then?
	If you needed to like fake, it's, you know, like, Can you disclose the photographer?
	I would not use a shower curtain like that, so I doubt the Trumps would, too.
	Let's go back to look at the shower.
	Oh, it's like white with gold rivets where the hooks connect?
	It seems like a Trump shower curtain.
	Well, I think she thinks that the Trumps would have a more fun, a more fun shower curtain, you know?
	Maybe something that's cheeky, has some clear parts, some not clear parts, maybe a fun design on it.
	Or maybe she thinks, like, the Trumps would be cool and they would have one that looked like, you know, a Chinese food doggy bag.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, she just thought that the Trumps would also have the Trump shower curtain that she has.
	It's like, I don't know, Trump is like the most cool and fashionable guy I know.
	I would think this shower curtain would be like, look like a can of Arizona iced tea.
	You know, it would look like, uh, look like Vaporwave or something.
	Look like a Dixie cup, maybe.
	It's pretty disappointing.
	I thought we'd at least have some succulents on it, you know, printed on it.
	Trump's a badass motherfucker, and I've never known a badass motherfucker to have a canvas-colored shower curtain, gold rivets.
	I have it on personal authority.
	Trump, his shower curtain looks like a friggin' bottle of Jack Daniels.
	I know for a fact that you have photorealistic printing of a waterfall.
	Makes you feel like that's where you're at.
	Well, that's pretty.
	I mean, we could all some there for everyone.
	Yeah, right here.
	Patricia says, yeah, that looks like Trump's master bathroom with the plastic garbage can.
	Crying laughing emoji, crying laughing emoji.
	Pitiful POS.
	Clown emoji.
	Boom.
	Got him with the clown and the clutch.
	It'd be funny too if he was reading these comments being like, That's not just plastic, that's actually this series of trash cans.
	This is actually a very specific trash can that we procured.
	You don't know anything about trash cans, lady.
	Look, you couldn't actually afford this plastic trash can, lady.
	It's crazy.
	This bathroom I'm looking at looks kind of tacky.
	Where are you guys getting Trump from?
	In what way?
	Yeah.
	Pretty good stuff.
	There's a few more quotes that are so, so good.
	I'm seeing if they're in this article or not.
	The indictment says Trump also suggested his attorney hide or destroy documents called for by the grand jury subpoena and directed his aide, defendant Waltine Nauta, who has also been indicted on six different counts, to, quote, move boxes of documents called for by the grand jury subpoena while claiming that he was cooperating fully.
	The indictment names Nauta who served as a White House valet and later a personal aide as Trump's co-conspirator.
	That's the reason he made the, uh, that it'd be better if there were no documents because he actually instructed them to destroy them and they didn't.
	So he was trying to, that was a little, little jab at them.
	I think it'd be better if there were actually no documents, you know, like I, like I requested.
	Um, this is so, this is so funny.
	There's so many boxes.
	There's so many, yeah, there's like five photographs and each photograph has, I mean, this one has, looks like 60, 60 boxes in, in some storage room at Mar-a-Lago, I guess.
	And this is probably all information that exists on like one thumb drive somewhere else.
	Man, he, yeah, he had, he had boxes moved, um, The statements in the representation set forth above were false, as Trump knew, because Trump had directed that boxes be removed from the storage room before Trump Attorney 1 conducted the search for documents with classification markings.
	So yeah, he's like moving these around like a Scooby-Doo cartoon, in one door as the FBI runs into a different door.
	Yeah, shuffling it.
	Yeah, um, but let's, so there's a couple more quotes here from the Washington Post.
	The 38 count indictment against Mr. Trump and an aide unsealed on Friday includes disturbing details.
	Quote, secret.
	This is secret information.
	Look, look at this.
	It's so funny, it makes you wonder if he would have gotten caught if he didn't do all this so wild.
	Hey, look at this secret information.
	This is really secret.
	He probably told other people about this information, but just didn't press what a secret it was.
	And they just never thought to tell anybody because it wasn't that interesting.
	So many people saw these documents.
	Like Trump showed so many people.
	Guaranteed.
	He showed like anyone worth more than $500,000 a classified document.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Which, that was everybody at that club.
	Cause I- I- I- It's a- It costs an exuberant amount to be part of that club, so.
	Let's delete everyone if they walk through the door.
	It's probably part of the fuckin' membership package.
	It's like the second tier of the membership package.
	You get a basic membership, you know?
	Or you can get the Trump special, where he'll personally gush about a classified piece of U.S.
	intelligence.
	Yeah, you get to kind of, you can either pick like by a topic or a region of the world you're curious about.
	You can curate your own experience.
	And of course you say, you know, you're like, oh, well, I'm very interested in like paleontology and like sort of, you know, dinosaur bones maybe or something.
	And then when you finally have the meeting, it's like a classified document that's about stone formations or it's about like, You know, something that's not really what you asked for, and you're like, I... It's just a little off, yeah.
	It's like, I paid how much for this?
	No, I was really trying to find out if dinosaurs were real, and you came to me with, like, I... Listen, I already knew that about Stonehenge.
	I was already aware of that.
	I'm... Come on.
	Yeah, I'm a dinosaur truther, and that's, like, why I... Like, where's the... I asked about dinosaurs, and they showed me how the world was flat.
	Yeah.
	Not really the same.
	I mean, that's good to know.
	But... Quote secret.
	This is secret information.
	Look.
	Look at this.
	It's so fucking stupid.
	He's such a... Oh my god.
	It's funny.
	He's too trusting.
	He really is.
	He's way too trusting.
	Like, he did tell all these people not to tell people and yet here we are reading it.
	Oh my god.
	God, the one time commander in chief says in a transcript of a recording during which he described a, quote, plan of attack prepared by the Defense Department against a foreign adversary.
	So that, yeah, this is the recorded one.
	His audience, according to the indictment, included a writer, a publisher and two members of his staff, none of whom had security clearance.
	This was only one episode of gross mishandling of hundreds of pages of materials that included papers on U.S.
	nuclear programs and this nation's potential vulnerabilities to attack.
	Uh, this is another quote I got from this Washington Post article.
	Boxes were moved from a ballroom stage to a storage closet to a bathroom and shower at one point spilling out onto the floor.
	Parentheses, quote, oh no, oh no, texted an employee.
	Oh no.
	They're everywhere.
	all over the place yeah just like soaking up whatever filth is left on the Mar-a-Lago Oh yeah, you know what smells crazy in there with all those documents?
	Oh my god, it's so good.
	Yeah, Mar-a-Lago hosted tens of thousands of guests at 150 social events including weddings and movie premieres during the time the documents were on the premises.
	Great stuff.
	That's awesome.
	Yeah, I went to a movie premiere and I got to learn some pretty interesting things about our military.
	I loved this response.
	Most of the response to this is, what about Biden?
	What about Hillary?
	Presidents normally don't get indicted for that kind of stuff.
	And my only...
	Yeah, explanation for you is just, your guy is too annoying.
	Yeah.
	Your guy is way too fucking extra, and like, promised you guys the moon, and you believed him, and instead, like, fucked over every single person he hired, or met with, or, you know, campaigned for, campaigned for him.
	Like, consistently.
	This is what happens when you're really, uh, unliked.
	When you're really disliked.
	And just to be so... You know for sure, like, Bill Clinton's chopped it up with some people and let some shit slide, you know?
	There's like no way around it.
	But I think you were just so flippin' about it.
	Yeah, Bill Clinton was definitely smarter about it.
	Fucking...
	Trump did, like, the Frank Grimes thing.
	Well, I can't get arrested.
	I'm Hillary Clinton.
	And he touched the fucking, grabbed the cables by just, yeah, telling every single boat dealer owner at Mar-a-Lago, you know, what sort of plans of attack the Department of Defense whipped up for him.
	Just on the stage.
	Hey, you think that movie was good.
	Let me tell you about something that almost happened in real life.
	Right, yeah.
	Involving your tax dollars.
	You know, when they were doing whatever that shitty movie with Chris Pratt that went straight to Netflix where he's overseas.
	He's like a good Afghanistan fighter.
	They actually deleted a scene that I consulted on.
	Their lawyers actually made them delete it, for some reason.
	And like, by consulted on, it was that writer and publisher that he was just talking to?
	I was trying to think of a- You're making a military movie?
	Have you thought about doing this?
	This is what we were gonna do.
	Yeah, he probably had that same clause where it's like anybody can record a scene at Trump Tower, but Trump has to be in the movie.
	And then they just delete the scene afterwards?
	They just don't use the scene in the final edit?
	Yeah, it's the same thing for National Security Secrets.
	But there's still an easter egg of it on the DVD.
	You can find it.
	So that was like the main response.
	What about Biden?
	Also, the same response we've seen a million times, where if, wow, if they can arrest the President of the United States, that means they can arrest even you.
	Even you, just a regular Joe Schmo, you never thought you had to worry about police or the authorities or anything.
	Well, guess what?
	That illusion was just shattered.
	Yeah, they came after the president and you said nothing.
	And now they're arresting you for all of your government secrets that you've been posting on your Instagram trying to educate the people.
	Those are still government secrets, you know.
	Your conspiracies are still government secrets.
	They're going to get you next.
	And now there's no president to speak up for you when you're being arrested because of this.
	Typically the president is who speaks up for you when you get arrested.
	Yeah, but you gotta keep your mouth shut while Biden's in charge, you know?
	But I like this response from Benny Johnson who tweeted out, uh, never forget that this image was found on Hunter Biden's laptop.
	And it's like a kitchen table with a file folder box on it that says important documents and photos.
	Yeah.
	And it looks pretty nefarious, right?
	It's like clearly been cracked open.
	It was sealed shut.
	It's been cracked open.
	None of the boxes in Trump's place look like that.
	That's true.
	I'll say that.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Yeah, and I'm reading here the fine print on the tape that was sealing the box.
	It says, uh, if this tape has been damaged, uh, you know, please inspect.
	It probably means your son's, uh, smoked him in a crack pipe, smoked up all the documents.
	And also you forget, you forget that Hunter Biden's the kind of person who, who just has personal important docs and pics.
	It's... This is so weak.
	This is like the fucking... Oh my... The weakest cope ever.
	Oh, you know who else had important documents just laying around?
	Hunter Biden.
	And it's like, fuck that motherfucker.
	I have a lock on my filing cabinet that I bought from, you know, Office Depot.
	This is just in a box, you know?
	Anybody could be looking at it as... Your social security card?
	Are you kidding me?
	What if our enemies got their hands on that?
	And also, this is a picture.
	This is a picture.
	They didn't find the box.
	They found the picture of the box.
	Yeah, well that's how we saw the Trump boxes is a picture.
	That's oh, that's true.
	I haven't seen the actual box.
	I'm about to see some of these boxes.
	See now I just think... They got enough they can send everyone a box.
	Now I just think no one has a box.
	That it's all just a... That it's all just a... A box is fake?
	FBI, you know, false flag.
	Maybe nobody has boxes.
	How do you know those boxes are full?
	They could just be stacked.
	They could have been having, they could have been building forts for funsies.
	Um, and then, uh, Penny Farrington verified on Twitter, dog avatar replies, great, great reminder, Benny dot, dot, dot.
	Thanks.
	Yeah.
	I almost did forget that Hunter Biden had a box in a photo on his computer.
	Which, I mean, it really does make you think about this investigation.
	They totally seem related.
	They're the same.
	They're the same.
	Like, it would have made one million percent more sense to just post a photo of Hunter smoking crack or having sex.
	Yeah!
	Like, that's... Yeah!
	That would make human sense.
	This, I don't, this is a joke.
	This is like a joke.
	This is when you got nothing and then you can't even imagine to spin what you got into something.
	Amazing.
	This picture of a box is the same thing as 90,000 boxes.
	A guy who wasn't president also had important documents.
	Yeah.
	Like, I don't know.
	They're not even trying.
	Last response here from Patricia P. Turcy.
	I liked this one.
	Donald Trump's Dr. Uncle John Trump was an eminent scientist, professor, and inventor chosen to go through Tesla's papers when Tesla died.
	People underestimate Donald Trump's background and the business know-how he brought to the presidency.
	It's weird when, like, all of a sudden white people want to, like, take credit for their ancestors.
	Yeah.
	It's a weird move when it happens.
	I love this.
	Is she equating taking Tesla's papers after he died to taking classified documents?
	Trump just wanted to study, reverse engineer some of these military, you know, he's just got a curious mind, you know.
	Not only does he have a curious mind, he's also clearly got the genetic pedigree to handle analyzing such documents because his You know what?
	His uncle was Tesla's favorite scientist.
	I mean, it's not even about the information.
	It's about the documents.
	This family, they're just a big fan of documents.
	So it's kind of whatever you happen to be around, those are the documents you're going to want to go ahead and take for yourself, take home with you.
	So his uncle was around Tesla and he's just been around government secrets.
	He had no choice.
	It's just, it's in his blood.
	I'm like- Trump's gonna document things.
	Trump's gonna take documents.
	You've never heard that saying before?
	Everyone knows that saying.
	Generations.
	Trump boys sure do love them documents.
	Sure do love them documents.
	Yeah.
	I think this is true.
	I think he's just got too, uh, too curious a spirit for his own good.
	And people underestimate him.
	They think, you know, just he's like a normal person who couldn't be trusted with classified documents.
	But I mean, um, I don't know.
	I think if we just give him a little encouragement, you know, hey, why don't you pretend he's an inner city child and just believe in him?
	Liberals.
	Yeah.
	Is that about that?
	Have you thought about the comfort these boxes might have given him?
	I had no thought about it She appears from my fear Out the blue
	So in a very sort of similar vein, our second subject of the night has to do with golf and the purchasing of the PGA by Saudi Arabia.
	Can you fill me in on what's happening, Tony?
	Because I only caught a glimpse of this story.
	So what's funny is it's still very confusing.
	People are still very confused about what's happening, but what has happened is the PGA, which is like the golf association that we all know, akin to the NBA, NFL, whatever, up until now they've been the only game in the show, but now they have a competitor in the Saudi-backed Live Golf Tour.
	And the PGA was like, we want nothing to do with this.
	You know, we don't fuck with human rights violations.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Sorry.
	Sorry to interrupt.
	Uh, does the live tour happen here at all?
	Or is it only in Saudi Arabia?
	It happened.
	It happened.
	It doesn't even really happen in Saudi Arabia.
	Okay.
	It happens here and a couple in Europe, but it's mostly here.
	So it's like, is it like a season long series of events?
	Is that what we're talking?
	Yeah, it's another circuit of tournaments that you can play in.
	Because that's what the PGA Tour is.
	You don't win a season of the PGA really.
	It's a circuit of tournaments.
	So every tournament is its own thing.
	There's no season-long leaderboard.
	I'm sure someone's keeping that score, but that's not really how it works.
	There's a ranking system.
	But anyways, Liv is the new competitor.
	And because the only place professional golfers could go was the PGA, Liv was like, we need some golfers.
	And they paid people a lot of money to leave the PGA and join their tour.
	So is it because you couldn't be on both tours?
	You couldn't be on both.
	Was that because of PGA's rules?
	Yeah exactly and that was because that was the PGA's rules and the reason why they were doing that is because they were they were trying to they were saying that it was if you play for live then you are like endorsing human rights violations.
	Yeah.
	And that means you're somebody who we don't want on our tour And also the Live Tour is a bit more loose with it.
	There's a little viral clip of the Live Tour where this guy comes out.
	They're listening to Kodak Black.
	This guy comes out.
	Kodak Black is blasting for everyone to hear.
	He hits a hole-in-one and the whole crowd just starts throwing their beers onto the On to the player and like on to the grass.
	It's fucking rowdy.
	Sounds fun.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, it looked awesome.
	Like I saw that.
	Oh, that's really cool.
	That's what they're afraid of.
	It looked really fun.
	That's what they're afraid of.
	Golf becoming cool.
	Yeah, so they were saying it's about like the respect of the game and also, you know, they kept saying the term human rights violations.
	That's so funny.
	Remind me again if Nike is a sponsor of the PGA at all?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, they just do clothes now.
	They stopped doing clubs, so they only do the clothes now.
	That's so funny.
	What country is PGA from again?
	I think it's here.
	I think the United States.
	Oh, okay.
	I'll have to look into the United States.
	To them?
	Yeah, see what they're about?
	Yeah, see if they've ever done anything bad.
	Yeah, I don't think so.
	I think everything they've done has been pretty cool is what they would say.
	That's what I would assume, yeah.
	Now, you know all of this because you, I don't want to, I don't mean this in an insulting way, but like, you just got into golf.
	You just started golfing.
	What a great time.
	To become like the first super fan of the new Live Golf Tour.
	Yeah, it's pretty funny.
	Like, I didn't know anything about golf.
	I kind of, you know, a friend took me, and I begrudgingly went, enjoyed it.
	I watched the Netflix series, where the whole series is the PGA coming, like, the terms with this new company coming up, and the PGA just talking shit the entire time.
	Fuck live golf.
	Fuck anyone that goes over there.
	You can't come back over here with us.
	So this is all my first instruction to everything, right?
	Did anybody get fired or get in trouble for going to Live?
	Yeah.
	There was a tournament that Live did that was their first tournament and people who went to that were suspended for a certain amount of games.
	A certain amount of tournaments.
	Bad boys.
	They weren't allowed to play at all.
	And they still haven't been allowed to play at all.
	This only happened last year.
	This is the second year of Live.
	And so yeah, then all of a sudden You know and I was saying I because everyone went for the money My plan was to just get really good at golf and then go take that, you know Go get that bag on a live golf tour, you know, and you know get canceled for taking the Saudi money Professional golfer I was gonna I was gonna do that and But then, out of nowhere, like four days ago, it was announced that the PGA is merging with League.
	Oh, wow.
	So they're using the term merge with League.
	Oh.
	What it basically, what it looks like it comes down to really is there's, golf is really hard, and there's actually not, there's actually not enough golfers who are good enough to keep both leagues entertaining.
	Is that like football, I guess?
	Is that, did football have that problem?
	There's got to be a surplus.
	With the XFL?
	Yeah.
	Well, no, but so the thing was, there wasn't enough, there could have eventually been, you know, like, I think there really are enough to do that, but not enough, like, the chances of hole-in-ones are going way down.
	The chances of really cool, like, shots going in are way down.
	But the thing is, is that, so the PGA would have, Probably been able to last because they're the ones who've been around forever.
	They have all the religious, all the choruses around the world, yada, yada, yada.
	They have the LPGA, which is cool, the women's league.
	Or I guess it's the ladies in this case.
	And so all this stuff that was probably gonna keep them around, but Live Golf has infinite money.
	Because they have several Saudi princes Investing in it.
	It's crazy though because... So they just keep going and going and going and going.
	Yeah.
	So they just gave up after one year.
	They just, quote, merged.
	Which I don't understand, but... And so no one really knows what's happening with it yet.
	Wow, that's... It's crazy that the PGA had all these principles about a competitor and how evil the competitor was.
	How bad they were.
	But then money changed that.
	Money managed to overcome that.
	It's incredible.
	They were even lobbying some congressmen.
	The PGA was lobbying some congressmen to pass legislation that would disallow investments from Saudi investors.
	From a non-compete clause.
	I don't think you could get Saudi.
	You could do that for other countries, but I don't think you could get Saudi Arabia.
	I know jack shit about politics, and I know Saudi Arabia has their talons deep into the Senate and House of Representatives.
	In like everything.
	It's the one thing that everyone kind of just like, well... They did fucking 9-11.
	They did 9-11 and then we looked away from it.
	Yeah, they did 9-11 and we never did anything over there.
	from it yeah they did not exactly they did 9 11 and we yeah they we never did anything over there but yeah it's it's it's wild um so yeah they they merge and now this thing's happened to where all these players who stay with the pga who were like yeah fuck you guys you guys suck for going over there you guys hate humans um you're a bad person because you took money over like uh humans right human They said you took money over human rights, right?
	But now, they're going to be playing for them, and they all have to, like, eat their words.
	And they're all mad because they had this happen without any say from them.
	And he's safe from the players.
	From the players, yeah.
	And what's funny about that is this entire thing, not just the merger, but the second league itself, this all probably could have been avoided through a player's union.
	But there is no player's union for golf.
	There is no...
	There's like 200 golfers who are all qualified to be on PGA Tours, on tournaments, and they all have to qualify for each tournament, and then they all have to place to make any money off of it.
	And there's no guarantee of anything because you have no support system at all.
	And also, the PGA's making money hand over fist that you're never gonna see.
	All because you really have no representation.
	And now, the non-compete league that you decided not to go to because you were being loyal to decorum and tradition.
	Idiotic.
	For no reason.
	Just because of tradition.
	Uh, now they're merging with them and you couldn't do anything about it.
	Yeah.
	Well, so, okay, here's probably where I would be, you know, if I were, you know, with just a few different choices in history, if I were part of the PGA, I probably wouldn't go to the Live Tour, but I wouldn't say anything about it.
	Just because you'd probably get pretty socially ostracized if you're not, I don't know.
	Not all golfers are rich.
	I do think saying that golfers need a union is one way to get cancelled by the left.
	I think you could get cancelled for saying that.
	Oh, totally.
	Oh yeah, so we can have a group of individuals dedicated to preserving hundreds of acres of just monoculture lawns across America.
	Yeah, they totally need more power.
	There's power in a union, brothers.
	Go get them.
	Hey, if there was a golf union, then the golf union would actually have some say in what the golf courses do and what they look like, and they could actually petition and advocate for golf courses that actually go with the ecosystem where they're actually at, and a lot of them are nature preserves.
	That's why you see things like alligators on golf courses.
	They're definitely not going to be like, oh, I want a rich variety of turf as I'm driving this ball.
	Yeah, they are.
	They're gonna be really cool about it.
	Yeah, totally.
	It makes it more fun.
	So, I don't know.
	I mean, I like your general premise that, you know, they're players.
	They're using their labor to enrich an organization.
	They should have some... Well, they are the organization.
	They are, but they don't own it.
	No.
	Yeah, you mean like in spirit or in practical nature, they are the organization.
	Totally, yeah.
	But they don't have any say or whatever.
	That would be good.
	I don't know if you could prevent a merger.
	I think most union members don't have that authority.
	We don't have a say in what happens to UPS.
	As part of the Teamsters Union.
	So that might not have averted this particular crisis, but maybe they would have handled it differently.
	I don't know.
	No, but you might have been able to make it to where you could play in both leagues.
	Yeah, you could leverage that for sure.
	Yeah, totally.
	And that would have probably prevented what's happening.
	That's very funny.
	So you got some responses here.
	Did you want them in any particular order?
	Um, no.
	I don't really remember what order.
	Okay, the meme is the last one.
	I don't know if that's where you want it.
	Oh, the meme was just funny because that's just yeah the meme is a good one because that's kind of the that's kind of the general feel that people have about the actual About the PGA right now.
	And the meme is just, it's the Drake meme.
	It's the Drake meme, we know it.
	You know, it's the one where he's saying no, he's putting his, waving it off.
	It says, uh, using Saudi money to fund Live.
	And he's saying no.
	And then he's saying, alright, alright, with the thumbs up, the finger pointing to it, uh, using Saudi money to fund the PGA Tour.
	Which is exactly what's happening.
	And they're like, oh yeah, weird how all of a sudden now that it's benefiting you, you guys like it?
	Everyone's just shocked that this corporation is trying to make money.
	Well, and it's funny, like, that people were tricked into thinking the corporation had morals when it said something about Saudi Arabia's human rights violence.
	That's not why they were saying it, folks.
	They were saying it because they were a competitor.
	I don't, like, they were always doing this because of capitalism or money.
	And what's funny is they were saying this in kind of hopes that maybe they would guilt people into not watching it.
	Yeah.
	But then people did watch it.
	And so then they were able to say, oh, I guess people don't actually give a fuck about human rights violations anyways.
	So we don't have to pretend like we do anymore.
	It's so funny to think that people were like, you know what?
	There's not enough golf on TV.
	And then Liv came around and they were like, oh cool, twice as much golf on TV.
	Like isn't, aren't there whole golf channels, right?
	There whole golf, it seems like you can watch, you can watch golf literally every hour of the day.
	Not quite, but there's a lot of golf to be had because golf is like all-day events for like four days.
	So there's a lot of golf to be had.
	But I think, you know, to actually watch something like that all day is insane.
	But people do want more highlights.
	Did watching... The highlights are great.
	I love me these highlights now.
	Did watching 10 Cup inspire you to get into golf?
	Did I help?
	No, getting into golf inspired me to watch 10 Cup.
	When was that?
	So my recommendation meant nothing.
	It was... No, your recommendation was everything!
	It was all very... and they're on the same time.
	It was all very serendipitous.
	Just a confluence of events.
	Yeah.
	It all made sense.
	And then I told you that the Tin Cup story actually happened in the PGA Tour like the next week.
	Oh shit, I don't remember you telling me that.
	A guy who was like an instructor, like, did really great at a tournament.
	He qualified somehow.
	He did really great.
	He, like, got a hole-in-one.
	And, like, he became, like, the working man.
	Everyone's like, this is amazing!
	This guy gets paid $25 an hour to do golf lessons, and he just won.
	He just, like, kicked ass at a tournament.
	It happened, like, the next week.
	It was really cool.
	Michael Block.
	Yeah, but did he win that game using garden tools and a pool cue?
	He only snapped his 7 through 9 iron.
	He didn't snap anything else.
	What a good movie.
	What a great movie.
	Fantastic movie.
	Uh, I, real quick, did they use, like, AI to upscale this Drake photo in the meme?
	Because this is, like, I feel like the highest definition I've seen the Drake meme in a while.
	And his top face, where he's like, ew, gross, get that idea away from me.
	His- it looks real weird.
	Was he always making this, like, scrunched, like, face?
	No, what I will say is I did find this meme, um, through a source that- it's this- through a source that, like, they would have had the Deadstock- they would have had the Deadstock image ready.
	Okay.
	They would have had the original one ready to go.
	They're like, you know, they're the cool guys of golf right now.
	Cool.
	Like on YouTube, they play games where it's like, this team's gonna take acid and this team's gonna take mushrooms.
	Who's gonna win?
	And so they would have like the dead stock image.
	Okay.
	Well, they sound really cool.
	They're so cool.
	Okay, let's get into some of these responses.
	Oh yeah, so Donald Trump was like, Donald Trump was into it.
	Donald Trump thinks it's a great idea.
	What was the quote from him?
	Yeah.
	So Trump's take on this whole thing is... Yeah, because Trump's obviously like, you know, a heavy player, heavy hitter when it comes to golf and the PGA and all that.
	So I imagine, yeah, he would have had a strong, strong reaction to this idea of the two organizations merging.
	He said, a big, beautiful and glamorous deal for the wonderful world of golf.
	Congrats to all.
	So he's like, yeah, get that money.
	He's like, of course.
	This is a huge day.
	We're getting Saudi money in golf, folks.
	It's big.
	It's bold.
	It's beautiful.
	I love it.
	What a wonderful day for the world of golf.
	Glamorous deal.
	Glamorous deal.
	I love it.
	You would say he was losing his mind, but he's always been like this.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This was a quote he would've given pre-presidency for sure.
	This is just who he is.
	And the picture of him finishing a swing with a driver, with just a hopeful look into the sun on his face.
	I gotta say, his MAGA hat is like... You can tell the other ones are bootleg.
	This one is crispy.
	The 45 is poppin'.
	The font's real big.
	The crown is just peaked.
	It's a solid cap.
	This is the second wave of Make America Great Again hats.
	This is like for his second run, and he... I want to say he ripped off TK Dubb's hat.
	Because Terrence K. Williams was wearing a hat that said, Make America Great Again Giant, like taking up the whole front two panels.
	He's been wearing that hat for years.
	And I don't know if it was an official Trump one or if the Trump one came out after him.
	But yeah, then it's got the giant fucking 45 on it.
	45 looks good.
	The size of your ear on your hat.
	Awful.
	Awful stuff.
	This reminds me of like a little- I love it.
	I think it looks good.
	This is like a little league hat, dude.
	This is like when you get your team number or your player number stitched onto the side.
	You know, you take it to the fucking embroidery shop for five bucks and they do it for you.
	Yeah, no, I think it looks great.
	I think it's a great looking hat.
	I want to know the cut of it.
	Like I said, the crown is real nice.
	It looks like a trucker cap, but it's all just normal cotton canvas.
	I need to find out who he's getting the maid through.
	Yeah, so Jackie responded to this.
	This is funny.
	So this is about Trump's response to the Live PGA merger.
	Jackie's response to this is, I was the biggest fan of Donald Trump, but after this, I'm out.
	This was it.
	And this was a common theme.
	This was it.
	This was the thing.
	This is the thing now.
	Of everything else going on, this is the thing.
	Him endorsing the Live PGA merger is... I'm done with him.
	I don't understand it.
	It's just like this merger was obviously just about money.
	Just about self-enrichment.
	Why would Donald Trump like it?
	Why would Donald Trump approve?
	Because he's supposed to be mad at human rights violations.
	And I'm like, it's kind of refreshing because I didn't realize people care as much as they're acting like they care in this.
	He literally touched a glowing orb held by Saudi Arabian princes and they're like, oh, he gave a thumbs up to one of the million Saudi Arabian American corporate mergers that's happened in the last 10 years.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's it.
	I'm done.
	I'm done with it.
	Well, the glowing orb, that's just symbolism.
	This was, like, actual materially- This was materially harming American golfers.
	American golf organizations.
	There's, like, this idea, though- No, sorry.
	It was harming American golf viewers?
	Like, who is- Who's left out in this situation?
	I don't- I don't understand.
	Female caddies in Saudi Arabia.
	Sure.
	They can't drive the cart there.
	Why were the normal players or the normal fans upset about this?
	Do you have responses like that?
	Because of being hypocrites.
	Because they bought into it.
	They were like, yeah, Saudi Arabia's bad.
	They're bad.
	Because they are bad.
	But they finally agreed they were bad because the PGA said they were bad.
	But now they're upset because they ostracized some of their favorite players by saying you can't come back and talking shit on them.
	They're also mad because some players, like Tiger Woods apparently said no to $800 million.
	What?
	He said, no, I'm good.
	I don't need it.
	That's because he doesn't really need 800 million.
	He has so much fucking money, it's crazy.
	Does he have 800 million dollars though?
	I don't... I think so.
	I think so.
	But he said no.
	He's like, I'm going to stick with the PGA.
	I'm not going to do that.
	So now, so they're also mad because they're like, oh, you fucked with Tiger's bag.
	Tiger got it, one got money.
	Like the other guy who- So people are angry, angry about, angry for like decent reasons.
	I mean, right, is what you're saying?
	Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
	It makes sense.
	But just the shock around it is really funny because like they forgot the PGA is, you know, the categorizes of 5013C, which is so funny.
	They're categorized as a non-profit.
	Gnarly.
	But they're a corporation.
	They're there to make money.
	And they're so shocked by this.
	That's every reaction is how shocked they are by this.
	Do you want me to go through some of these?
	Yeah.
	This is good.
	This is a good one.
	Cartman?
	Cartman says... I bet this comment is going to be really funny.
	Yeah, it is going to be really funny.
	Will the PGA still be doing 9-11 tributes or will that be a conflict of interest?
	There we go.
	So also, I don't usually see a lot of acknowledgement around Saudi Arabia's involvement in 9-11.
	It's coming up.
	We're creating awareness about it.
	We're raising awareness about Saudi involvement.
	It's all over this one.
	It's all over this one.
	Well, the thing was is like the Saudi Arabian stuff is featured heavily in like Loose Change and all the 9-11 documentaries.
	So like anybody who's watched even casually a 9-11 documentary should know about the Saudis involvement.
	And I think more people are watching 9-11 documentaries.
	Well, not only that, but I'm saying The fact they're bringing up now during this is what's funny, because no one talks about it when Formula 1 races there, or even they weren't talking about it when Liv first came up.
	They weren't talking about that.
	No one's saying we're mad about 9-11, they're saying we're mad about human rights violations.
	Yeah, you just gotta follow the news.
	Like, if the news is putting stuff about the PGA and Saudi Arabia in your face, you gotta riff on it.
	You know?
	You gotta do some bants.
	Make a 9-11 joke.
	Yeah, no one talks about it.
	This coffee company I used to work for, that's one of the biggest coffee distributors in America, Klatch Coffee, they speak this like, they're known for being like, humanitarians, and their biggest importer is Saudi Arabia, and they're actually opening a roaster over there, like any day now, and they're the reason why the World Barista Championships are held there.
	They ended up outing a bunch of queer baristas.
	Oh my god.
	Yeah, no one bought 9-11 for that one.
	We're seeing it happen here a lot.
	Saudi Arabia is kind of one of those countries where I would be like, yeah, you might boycott.
	Might do a BDS for Saudi Arabia, but again, they're so enmeshed in our politics, our political system, and our economic system.
	Like you can't I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I would like to see a list of like Saudi Arabian owned Corporations so I could be racist against those corporations It's also that thing too that you know it's so easy to bring up like it was brought up around the last F1 race there where it's like You know you might want to get you're upset about this, and I understand you're upset about this But if you're gonna boycott this you also have to boycott the Miami Grand Prix next week Oh, not the Miami Gr- You're getting into, like, the fucking weirdest sports, dude.
	No, the sports you watch when you're home alone through a pandemic and you've ran out of things to watch.
	That's what happens.
	You're a Formula One golf guy now, dude.
	I'm a Formula One golf guy now.
	Are you gonna start watching, like, Triple Crowns and, like, the horse racing?
	No, no, because that's because because at least I'm still vegan.
	OK, I'm still I still got some principles or something like that.
	Those horses are so rich, though.
	They do need a horse's union for sure.
	They do need a horse's union.
	There probably is a jockey union.
	There probably is not a jockey union.
	Are jockeys still treated like filth?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I hope not.
	I hope not.
	Yeah, I hope they're treated too well and it's going to their heads.
	Yeah, I hope they're starting to act like they're tall.
	I liked this one.
	This is my favorite one.
	This is my favorite one.
	Yeah, Downward Bear says, this is a great lesson for any 20-something year olds out there in their first or second career.
	Don't give your boss loyalty for loyalty's sake.
	Take the best offer because your bosses won't give you loyalty back when push comes to shove.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	Absolutely.
	Like, and that's what's cool, too, is I think a lot of the people who are posting stuff like this are, like, the same people who I think would usually be like, you know, I want someone who gives 110% at work.
	Yeah, your boss is literally the reason you have a job.
	You owe your boss everything.
	Yeah.
	Work is family.
	And so it was really cool that this is the response that is coming out of it.
	And I saw this a lot.
	And yeah, it's real.
	Like a lot of people suffer from being too loyal to their jobs.
	Like your boss is only your boss.
	It's not your homie.
	It's not your family.
	It's only your boss.
	I mean, speaking of things that the pandemic helped influence, not only did it get you into really cool sports, it got people into realizing their own like economic worth or the leverage they had.
	Both of the leverage they had and then also having to witness how little a company cares about your health.
	All this shit we're saying right now is like...
	Is good It's obviously much better when it's organized into a union or organized into You know something something like an official union, but this is basic like grind.
	This is almost The same as just like grind mentality, like get that.
	It's all about money.
	Get that bag, like it's all about money to your boss.
	Why would it be anything more?
	You know, which is all true.
	You just would have more strength as part of a group of workers or whatever.
	But yeah, this is this is part and parcel with sort of like the reset of American labor that happened because of the pandemic and kind of the strength that the labor movement has been.
	Uh, exhibiting lately, and it is because of a direct acknowledgement of our own power and our own, like, awareness of class and awareness of what we are to these people.
	Yeah, so, I mean, if anything, if the PGA Live Tour teaches people to acknowledge and respect their own value, then hey, I'll take that as a W. Yeah.
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