We told them we were Marines so they would leave - but they didn't. (preview)
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And yeah, so it's it's hard to say like how you should observe Memorial Day, but I think one way not to observe Memorial Day is by having a bunch of teenagers kick the shit out of three Marines.
That's well, I mean, but those like those Marines are alive, though.
That's the whole thing.
I don't even think that Vets should get discounts on Memorial Day.
I think it's not about them.
Well, sure.
That's true.
Um, so let me preface, let me preface this by saying, uh, the Marines are apparently fine.
Uh, they didn't even go to the hospital.
Um, but they did get like jumped by 40 teens at a San Clemente beach, which is, um, I don't know.
It's not funny.
I mean, it is fun.
It's like, I wish it didn't happen, but like, Marines getting your asses kicked by teens at a beach because, let me just pull up this caption here, quote, this is from the New York Post, quote, we told them we were Marines so they would leave, but they didn't.
And the title of the of the article is horrific.
Video shows nearly 40 teens viciously attacking off duty Marines in California Beach.
So is that is the deal that like these teens were partying on a beach that was like a private property beach, like a marine property beach?
And they were like, hey, we're Marines.
You shouldn't be here.
And then it ended with that, because that's that's pretty funny.
I'll read this.
I'll read the story in a second.
It's even funnier.
No, they're just at San Clemente and they were shooting off fireworks and the Marines were annoyed.
And so they walked up to him and said, Hey, we're Marines.
You need to stop that.
And they said, fuck you.
One of them definitely did like the voice back.
Hey, we're Marines.
You need to stop that.
What does that mean?
Are you like the police of the world?
Didn't you guys, I don't know, figure it out about going to a place?
Because these are Marines that were stationed at the camp there.
They were like on leave in California.
And it's like, haven't the Marines learned enough about going to places where you're not from and trying to order people around?
Yeah, especially like sandy places.
Like, don't just do that.
Don't just don't just pull up and just announce that's what you're that's who you are.
They fucking pulled out of Afghanistan on their asses.
That's brutal.
Like what?
There is there was only how many it was like.
How many Marines was it like three or four?
Three, I believe.
Let me read from the story.
There's a video, but.
It's not very good.
What happened?
It's not going to be anything to listen to.
What happens in the video, the part that they've shown on the New York Post, at least, is, yeah, the Marines are in the center and it's dark.
The Marines are in the center of a group of kids and they start walking away from them.
One of the littlest kids runs up behind him and smacks him in the back of the head as he's walking away.
And then that little kid starts running away and the Marine...
Charges him and like tackles him to the ground.
And then everybody's just like, they're at, he's, yeah, he's at their feet when he tackles the kid.
And so it's like, you, what did you do, man?
Like if a little, if a little kid hits you like that, the little kid hits you like that.
And you're on the fucking Lord of the flies Island.
You just be like, all right, I'm leaving.
Yeah, my cool piece.
You got to take that L. You got to take that L. I'm like, isn't that the whole thing is, you know, would, would you rather, would you rather fight like, you know, one, one adult sized child or one or 40, you know, 40 child sized adults, adult sized adults.
And like, that's what you got.
You gotta let the kid in.
Cause I'm picturing that.
I'm picturing that, that, you know, smacking back there.
Like you gotta, you gotta let that rock.
You gotta take that out.
You shouldn't have been there.
A horrific video from an event where a Marine was viciously assaulted by 40 duck-sized horses.
Yeah, so that's that's all that you need to see in the video.
And it's and they're like curled up into balls when you eventually when the camera eventually like makes it above.
But, you know, it's little kids like kicking them and punching them.
So they got like bruises, but they denied or they declined going to the hospital.
But I don't think you can.
I think that's I think that's an additional L. No, that's a win.
They're too tough to go to the hospital, Tony.
Yeah, sure.
I'm saying a bunch of teens beat their asses.
Yeah, they can't admit that they need to go to the hospital.
They probably all have broken ribs and they just were like, well, we can't do anything about that.
We got to just take, we got to, we got to eat this one.
What assholes.
I'm sorry.
Like, you know, maybe don't deserve to get put in the hospital, but like going to a beach where kids are having, that's pretty wholesome fun, dude.
like lighting off fireworks. - At the beach. - And you, yeah.
I love, man, this is like the worst Karen-ing has gone in recent memory.
Like I don't, yeah.
You know, like the normal Karens, they didn't even get beat up.
The Marine Karens got their asses kicked.
I don't know.
That makes sense, though, because, you know, like there's some they came in on some tough guy shit.
And I think I think the thing to be lean on, the lesson to be learned from this is power in numbers, you know, and in solidarity.
Yeah, they demarined their comrades.
Yeah.
You shouldn't have chased the kid.
What was your plan there?
Were you going to beat the kid up?
Were you just going to yell at the kid?
He was going to murder that kid, and the people in the New York Post comments section would have been like, yeah, that's right.
He deserved it for smacking the back of the dumbass's head like a dumbass.
Yeah, well, I also heard that kid had weed.
I heard that kid had weed earlier that day.
Yeah, oh, I bet the kid had some tasty crayons in his pocket, and that's why the Marine charged him.
He was hungry.
Okay, shocking video has captured a mob of up to 40 teens viciously beating a trio of off-duty Marines.
It's probably good, this one's behind the paywall.
I mean, teens are scary!
Like, teens are scary!
Yeah, absolutely!
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