Right there... there's the little toddler mannequin
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Absolutely.
I mean, one of his book that he read is called Pride Comes Before the Fall, so he should know better.
Is that a kid's book?
Yeah.
Wow.
Imagine, like, that's for a fucking kid.
Like, what a serious-ass title.
I think, I mean... Pride Comes Before the Fall.
I think it's a pretty sinful title, as a matter of fact.
Altering the original Bible.
Versus, right, it's like, it's from the Bible.
It's Pride Cometh Before the Fall.
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Let's get on with the show, Tony.
Do you want to start with conservatives like a carousel filming themselves inside Target?
We got a couple great videos here.
Just the utter derangement surrounding Target's Pride Month that they've been doing for several years now.
Forever, I feel like.
Yeah, do you want to start with that one?
Yeah, yeah, sounds good to me.
You know how much I love people getting mad about Target right now.
The art that it's creating is just impressive.
Yeah, we have several conservative thought leaders going into Target to film themselves being snarky about it and just what, you know, the bravery it must have taken to do this.
Here's Benny Johnson going into Target.
Oh, thank you.
Great website.
Homeboy.
That was great.
That was awesome.
OK, so I am here at Target in Tampa, Florida.
Just walked in the door.
You've heard that there's a backlash and that Target's made some real changes to their very aggressive pride display this year.
And you have been lied to, actually, because right here at the very front of the building, There you go.
There's your little, little toddler mannequin.
So, what he's taught the, like, okay, already the freak out about Target is so fucking niche.
And so, trying to thread a needle, um, like you see people are like, for 40 years we never had a problem with pride.
Until now, Target started selling pink t-shirts to kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Enough is enough.
And it's like, well, pretty sure you always had had like a fucking conniption fit about pride every single year that you that you knew it existed.
The niche argument that the niche like complaint that Benny Johnson has is that Target responded To this insane amount of outrage, like people going into Target, thrashing signs, and they said they had to move some Pride stuff to the back of the store, or they removed some Pride stuff, period.
They blamed it on the safety of their employees.
Their employees were getting harassed, targeted bomb threats.
I saw something about, like, several different bomb threats being called into Targets.
Um, that's, that's, that's absurd.
Like that's, cause at first, my first thought was, man, Target sucks for that.
Target sucks for like backing down, but then yeah, no one's getting paid enough to deal with bomb threats there.
Like that sucks.
Yeah.
I mean, I, I guess it's easy for me to say, I don't like care what Target does.
You know, I don't consider Target an ally of like marginalized communities.
So, The most charitable thing you can say is, oh, Target is trying to make money off of gay people.
Target is unoffended by gay and queer people to the extent that they will take money from them.
Which is like, oh, okay.
I guess that's a level of tolerance that's fine.
You know, that's fine.
Yeah, some of these responses to Target are like people, people literally think they're going to war with Target.
Like that's, that's why you have these bomb threats being called in.
But here Benny Johnson is talking about now he's responding to Target's response.
This is why I'm never going to teach my kid to read, so they never can see this stuff.
Exactly.
This is like the fucking Cubans who are like, no, reading is bad.
Teaching children to read is bad, actually, because literacy, that's how they, like, spread communist propaganda.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I also like the idea that Target actually said, hey, we got rid of the satanic items.
Like, Target used the word satanic.
That's so funny.
So stupid.
Dude, it's so funny.
This website reloads every, what, two minutes?
It seems like.
Seems like it.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I don't know how to... I just want the one post.
Just give me the one... Okay, maybe now it won't reload.
Yeah, I don't think Target ever said the pride section is for adults only, right?
They've had like rainbows on kids' shirts for years now.
Forever.
Which, again, is fine.
But teaching them to read?
No.
That is the worst form of grooming.
Once you, yeah, like we were talking about, once you teach them to read, you put all sorts of fucking ideas in.
Do you know how many books there are out there?
True.
I mean, if you think about it, one of the best periods in time in history where things were going on the best was right before the printing press was made, you know?
Absolutely.
Right before that, when people had no access to read and even if they had access to books, they couldn't read them anyways.
That was a good time.
I tell you what, I didn't see no fucking Pride merch then.
You know that these books, you can put literally anything in them.
You can put whatever you want in them.
Just whatever.
Pictures?
Can you put pictures in there?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Nasty pictures.
You don't even have to know how to read to see pictures.
That's that's scary.
What if it's what if it's two boys holding hands?
I'm like waving around a copy of the Kama Sutra.
Look what I found in the children's section right next to the plushies.
Look at this.
Showing it to people.
If it's not for kids, why are there cartoons?
Why are there animations?
Why aren't they using real people if this isn't for kids?
Listen, as a former kid, I can tell you this shit gets me excited.
I know.
All right.
We are.
Remember.
We removed satanic items.
Here they are.
And so we're going to see where the satanic items are in this video.
But I love groomer child mannequins.
Dude, they're obsessed with the idea of child mannequins.
Yeah, they think it's like a new thing.
There's comments in these videos where they always reference the child mannequin.
Like it's a sex toy.
Like the mannequin is a sex doll.
It's like to help pedophiles not offend.
Target is an ally of the minor attracted person community.
They're leaving their dolls here for them.
It's because of the more inclusive mannequins they have now.
The ones with some body on them.
They have for adults.
You know?
Because now they're seeing caked-up mannequins that are adults.
And they're like, whoa, that outfit does look real good on that mannequin.
And if they're using mannequins for kids, too.
And I'm looking at this mannequin.
Who are those for?
Exactly.
Who's that for?
Totally.
You can't just picture what it looks like on a kid by seeing it on a rack?
That's what hangers are for.
No.
Well, no.
They have to create icon—you know, they worship the child like a god.
And because they're pagans, they create an icon of the child that they also then worship.
So now he's sarcastically saying that Target says they've listened to our concerns and we're not crazy at all.
They actually respect our opinion.
very aggressive pride display this year.
So now he's sarcastically saying that Target says they've listened to our concerns and we're not crazy at all.
They actually respect our opinion.
But we'll soon see how full of shit they were when they probably said that to Benny.
And you have been lied to actually.
Because right here at the very front of the building... It's like a mannequin family, and... Yeah.
The...
The daughter is wearing a checkerboard like rainbow, but it's checkerboard.
So it's like a deconstructed rainbow.
It doesn't even look rainbow.
It just looks colorful, like colorful.
It looks like TV static, you know, vibrant, almost like, you know, something that would kid would just be liking because it's so colorful.
The dad is wearing just a light blue shirt, which I guess that's well, that's he's probably a trans man then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that makes sense that light blue is is the color.
And Benny Johnson is like, got his camera on him with this shit over his shoulder, and he's like, can you fucking believe this?
You believe this insanity?
There you go.
There you go.
There's your little toddler mannequin, and it gets better.
Check this out.
Isn't that gross?
Look at this.
You can do anything to this toddler mannequin.
These people are such freaks, dude.
They're such fucking freaks.
Like, why are you making this really normal thing that's been around forever weird?
So, uh, they've also have plenty of toddler gear, plenty of onesies for literally Like, that's not even a Pride one.
It's got a sun and bears and a bunny rabbit on it.
Yeah, it's just colorful kid stuff.
Also, this is that thing, too, where... 12 months.
That's what that is.
Anything Target's doing is not... They're selling a onesie with a radiant sun on it to 12-month-olds.
You know what that means?
You know what that means?
Because you've got to put kids in the sun to activate them.
You know?
Like, a grown man going through the onesies by himself is so much weirder than anything Target could have put out for Pride.
Filming himself doing it.
So weird.
And then they have this designer.
Here we go.
See that?
This is designed by the now infamous Satanic Company.
The guy that says, we're hanging with Satan because Satan respects pronouns.
I don't know, as a former edgelord, as like a current, you know, cool, cool guy, uh, Satan Respects Pronouns is like the tamest shit I've ever fucking heard in my life.
It's so funny that that's what you're, that that's the part of Satan that's the scariest actually.
And it's so funny because I'm pretty in touch with a couple things.
One of those things being fashion and things like that.
Another thing being the queer community.
I don't know who this designer is.
I don't know anything about this.
But this guy does because they're so obsessed with it.
I feel like I've seen that logo.
It's Baphomet and it's got like a banner around it that says Satan respects pronouns.
But I feel like I've only seen it because of these people have these people have been posting about it for that's like a probably a year old design.
Yeah.
I've seen it as like, I've seen it as like, um, you know, just a meme of basically like shared in a, in an Instagram story, but I don't know who it is.
Uh, so the satanic item he's talking about is a fanny pack, a pink fanny pack that says, we belong everywhere in like trippy, hippie font with a galaxy behind it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, but, but why, why is that ribbon of galaxy trans pride colors?
Oh, it is.
Yep.
Yep.
They're saying that trans people belong everywhere, not just in California.
Brand.
Look it up.
Right here at the front of the store.
Along with a child mannequin.
Now I've been asking... It's next to the child... I mean, this is what they want, folks.
They want to violate the child, but it's currently illegal for Target to buy one, so they have to settle for a mannequin.
They have to violate the mannequin.
At least they didn't put the fanny pack on the mannequin, because then they would have had to, like, that would have, they would have had to blur that out.
This would have got taken off TikTok right away.
How close is this giant display, which is at the front of the store, how close is this to the Joanna Gaines section?
Which I find particularly interesting.
It's so funny, man.
So I go to Target frequently, because there's one by my house, and they always have... Also, you're gay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They always have, like, Very flamboyant stuff at the front, you know, when you first walk in through the doors, because that's the young women's section.
Yeah.
That's like, that's where you're seeing the inclusive body types and that's where you're seeing the like teenagers that these people fucking despise.
Yeah.
But none of that stuff's for me!
I don't go through it and mock it, even if it wouldn't be something that I think looks good or whatever.
I don't give a shit, man.
Interesting because, you know, Joanna Gaines has a very lucrative, presumably multi-bill this to the Joanna Gaines.
So he's saying because this is at the front of the store, the pride thing, how close is the pride section to the Joanna Gaines section, Tony?
And both of us, I think, we're like, wow, that is so true with who Joanna Gaines is and how we know her name.
That she does have a section in Target.
Yeah.
We're all wondering how close is this.
I'm not looking it up right now.
I'm not looking up the word, the name Joanna Gaines.
Well, you don't have to.
He'll tell us who it is.
So don't worry.
He's going to walk over to the Joanna Gaines section.
Also, a multi-billion dollar deal with Target?
find particularly interesting which i which i find particularly interesting as somebody who studies the layouts of targets and the different fashion contracts they have with different fashion designers also multi-billion dollar deal with target that's a number that's not real no yeah gains is a very lucrative presumably multi-billion dollar deal with Target.
Presumably, one would presume.
And she's a Christian who has Christian moral values that she wishes to uphold.
So this is why they know who she is, I guess, is because she's like, I don't know, the world's biggest Christian entrepreneur or something.
Because when you go over to the section, I know what section they're talking about now.
It's like the section that's all gold and silver and canvas colored.
Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some of the home goods stuff is kind of cool.
Yeah, some of it is nice looking.
Others are like really tacky.
Like napkin rings that look like low-poly resolution?
Stuff like that?
I don't know about that.
Painting yourself gold has got to be a sin.
Yeah, and it's not even real gold.
Sinning twice.
Christian, who has Christian moral values that she wishes to uphold and built her entire brand on family values.
You see, I've just taken like probably ten steps from the display And here we are.
Bingo, bingo.
This is the Joanna Gaines fiefdom inside of Target.
I mean, Joanna Gaines got a whole temple built for her.
Like, that's kind of cool.
Yeah.
So his insinuation here is that she's supposedly a woman of good Christian values, and yet she allows her stuff to be sold so closely to demonic energy, demonic people.
Yeah, I can't believe this good Christian billionaire partnered with a corporation would violate her faith like that by being next to a rainbow flag.
Well, that just speaks to the power of money, you know?
They can just trick anybody.
Into being right next to the grooming stuff, just for a billion dollars, only for billions of dollars.
People would just, you know, throw everything away.
Disgusting.
That's why a lot of people, they never make it to the billionaire, billionaire echelon.
Uh, it's because they know they couldn't like handle it.
They know they couldn't stay true to themselves and rather just, you know, cause they don't have the strength of mind.
Um, Now I get more who she is.
Paragons of Christian entrepreneurs and family values right next to the satanic designs inside of the pride display in Target.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's it's really it doesn't need to be said, but just like you think she's a billionaire and you thought she was still a good Christian.
Before this, you know, like whatever, what, I don't know, whatever Christian values you have, they're not good.
Also, just like, what, what do you want her just to like get rid of her stuff?
Like how did this guy, how would this guy have felt during, you know, like segregation?
Listen, I don't want the water fountains like by the other water fountains.
I don't want them, like, I don't want to be able to see the other water fountain from my water fountain.
Okay.
Our second video of a moron going into Target filming themself picking through children's clothing is Sarah P. Perry from the Heritage Foundation.
I'm not familiar with this woman, but God, what a good video it is.
Let's go ahead and listen to it.
So apparently the AP is telling everybody that Target is only selling tuck-friendly swimsuits for adults.
Yeah, absolutely.
Wow.
What a fucking riveting political campaign.
Damn, I was tuned out of politics, but now this shit sounds real grounded, real sane.
I can really bite into this argument.
Totally.
It's so funny how I would be willing to bet that the average conservative now knows Has more information about what tucking and binding is than, like, the young kid who, like, needs to learn that information.
Yeah.
Just because they're so obsessed.
They're so fucking obsessed.
Yeah.
I'm sure, like, Jordan Peterson probably talks about it on every episode of his Daily Wire show.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
He probably ends it with, like, and this is the literal practice of tucking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here's Sarah P. Perry.
And they're also apparently pulling some of their merchandise and sticking it in the back of the store in some of their southern stores because of customer outrage.
So, I want to see if all the fuss is warranted.
Customer outrage.
Bomb threats.
Yeah.
Where they've actually put the Pride stuff.
Remember, it's not even Pride Month yet.
So, come on.
We're going to go inside.
This is me.
This is me talking about Christmas in, like, September.
Hey, guys.
Apparently, trans people will always exist.
Oh, here.
She just showed a shirt that said trans people will always exist.
All she did was repeat the shirt sarcastically, mostly out of spite, I think, for the validity of the shirt.
It's funny because it's one of those things where it's like, do you realize how you're proving how effective that shirt is?
Because that's all the shirt's saying, is exist.
It's not saying anything else beyond that.
And you're picking that one out to be like, yeah, y'all people are fucking, y'all are out of your minds.
Hey guys, apparently trans people will always exist.
Oh, here we go.
Designed for comfort and confidence.
Tuck friendly construction with extra crotch coverage.
What if I, like, what if I went into the women's section and just filmed myself reading all the tags and like examining the crotches of the lingerie and being like, there's something weird going on here.
What is this?
Also, like, this is one bathing suit that it comes in several sizes.
Some seem to be adult sizes.
Some seem to be children's sizes.
And I don't think she grabbed the tag from the kids one.
I don't even think this exists.
I think that they are convoluting the two.
I think they're trying to make it seem like... I don't think the kids one even has tuck-friendly... I don't even know where you're getting that from, because all she says is, does this look like an adult swimsuit?
She doesn't show a kid's tag or anything.
I don't know that this swimsuit does come in a kid's swimsuit.
It just looks like a size small swimsuit.
There were some smaller ones, but again, I think they're different.
But yeah, you're right.
There's nothing saying that's what it is.
It's just she's saying that's what it is.
Designed for comfort and confidence.
Tuck friendly construction with extra crotch coverage.
Does this look like an adult swimsuit?
Yes, look at how big the crotch is.
Like, yeah, it's a size.
It's like maybe it's a size small or something, but also I like we'll get into this in the next video.
The swimsuit does not do the tucking.
It says tuck-friendly swimsuit, meaning it can work if tucking is your thing.
It does not actually tuck anything.
Yeah.
Right?
Am I... I don't think I'm mistaken.
You don't tuck with a Target swimsuit, right?
There's something else you do, I imagine?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if they actually did like... if they are being that tight.
I'm not sure.
Because the tag, like several people read the tag in several different videos.
It just says tuck friendly.
Which to my mind sounds like it works with you tucking.
Yeah, that's probably, yeah.
And it says extra, like extra crotch coverage.
It's got extra material.
Oh no, the bathing suit has extra material now.
Is there anything they won't do?
It is kind of funny thinking that they're getting mad about extra material on kids' bathing suits.
Um, but I don't think this is a kid's bathing suit.
Like, no, I just think she's looking at a size.
She would show us the K in the, in the tag.
If it were a kid's bathing, it would say K 12 to 18 or whatever, whatever the fucking kid sizes are.
She just says, does it look like one?
No, it doesn't.
It's a size small.
That's what like, you know, it's, it's, she's doing like, uh, she's doing that discourse about how men who date short women are pedophiles.
Yeah, small people are not cool.
She's doing she's doing that, like, instead of trying to, like, instead of her or not instead of, but in addition to, like, harassing cis women because they don't conform to your gender strong enough, she's just going to start harassing smaller women, accusing them of being kids that are like being groomed by, you know, whoever their teacher, their public school teacher.
Yeah.
By not growing and not getting like like leg extensioning surgery, you're just you're basically enabling them.
That's interesting.
It's right next to a child mannequin.
They love the child mannequin, dude!
They have, like, such a strong affinity for the child mannequins.
They're also right next to an adult mannequin.
Well, that's even worse.
I can't believe you don't see how that's worse.
They want to make it legal.
These freaks want to make it legal for child mannequins to be right next to adult mannequins.
Disgusting.
You too can paint your nails with a pride flag.
How is this passing as content?
You too can be a dinosaur riding a skateboard if that's what you feel in your heart that you are.
Yeah, and again, it's that thing, it's like, what year is it?
Do you know how many, like, awful, like, cishet dudes are painting their nails right now?
Who, I promise you are completely homophobic.
And completely transphobic.
I promise you there's terrible people painting their nails right now.
Man, that's what that... I don't know, somebody who responded to a photo I posted on Twitter, she was like, Yeah, sure.
Uh, he's good looking, but man, I just, I wish he had like some painted nails to symbolize his, uh, issuing of gender norms or, or something like that.
It's like, I don't know what, what if I don't, what if I don't like, you know, what if, what if that's not how I issue gender norms to can, can we still, can we still meet up?
Please DM, DM me.
Let me know.
I did have a friend tell me recently, like, hey, you should pierce your ears so that people know that you're gay.
I'm like, wait, that's not, I know, I know you paint your nails and stuff and I know that you like actively, you know, exist in that way and you like live a queer lifestyle, but I think you also need to pierce your ears.
That way more people know.
It would be cool if you got straight bashed.
That would be sick.
Yeah.
Not if it was, if it was gay bashing, that would be awful.
Not cool.
Yeah.
But if somebody straight bashed you, I would be like, well, I don't know, Tony.
What did you know?
Maybe they had a point.
Yeah.
They just beat my ass and call me a poser.
Hmm.
Oh, okay.
I suppose you can just paint your nails.
Whatever color you want now says target.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
So she's holding just a pair of shorts.
Like, pale yellow shorts.
There's no... I couldn't even see a design or silkscreen or anything on them.
your nails with a pride flag.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Lest you wonder what this is being designed for.
Hold on, you got to get the acronym.
An LGBTQIA plus target design.
It's a really, really little kid's stuff over here.
Oh, here we go.
That's crazy.
Shorts that queer people can use?
Shorts that the whole alphabet mafia can wear?
So she walks over to, you know, another part of the section or whatever.
She's like, oh my God, really little kid stuff over here.
Oh, here we go.
She says, oh, here we go.
And it's a onesie that says, just be you and feel the love.
And, you know, so just like colorful.
It's just like, oh, here we go.
Here we go.
But then the video cuts.
So like, either, I don't know, the material she did on that wasn't great, or she just didn't have anything to say about that, because yeah, it's just a onesie that has a positive message on it.
You fucking weirdo.
Oh, here we go.
Now she's looking at black bathing suits that just have like pink pinstriping, like pink colorful pinstriping on them.
I'm shocked at this stuff.
Kids, this is designed by an artist in the United Kingdom who actually identifies as a trans satanist.
Did you know that was a movement?
Because I didn't.
Dark and satanic with these great pro-trans colors.
Once again, grooming.
Also, Satanism.
Your favorite pride parade.
Gingerbread float.
So many rainbows.
It's hard to say.
I thought these were only for Christmas.
Celebrating the birth of Christ, but what do I know?
They're like gingerbread houses and she's mad.
That is corny.
That is stupid.
But it's like, nope, nope.
The gingerbread house is for one thing and one thing only and celebrating the birth of Christ.
And that's disgusting.
You cannot decorate cookies for any other reason.
Makes me sick.
I've never thought about gingerbread men as For Christ.
I've never thought, I know they're Christmas.
It seems like a pretty secular part of the Christmas celebration.
Have you ever seen people build a gingerbread manger in real life?
I'm sure you can find that on the internet.
Oh, absolutely.
What we used to do is we used to actually make a gingerbread Jesus and we would fill, we would take two of them and we'd fill the middle with jam.
So it's like the blood.
So it's like a little jam sandwich and it's like the blood and then you get, and then it's like real Jesus.
You'd take like your skewer or like a toothpick or something and you'd say, I'm the spirit of destiny.
And you shove it into the side of the gingerbread Jesus.
Yeah.
And that's how we knew it was Christmas time.
Dude, I love this woman's tone.
I love her tone so fucking much throughout this.
Well, I thought gingerbread men were just for the celebration of the birth of Christ, but what do I know?
She's like, it's like a wasp mom, you know, being passive aggressive about, you know, you not becoming a doctor.
Yeah.
Well, I just, you know, we raised you to be a, be a woman and be female.
And, you know, we thought that you could be married to, um, the, I can't think what's a wasp last name.
I don't, I don't know any wasp last names.
Uh, Johnson's?
Yeah.
The Johnson's.
Could have married the Johnson's son.
He's, he's rising star in the micro or what?
Yeah.
Anyway.
You're terrible at being a lost mom.
I want you to know that.
What do I know?
What do I know?
Now that's just plain bad design.
Multiple body type fit and gender expressions.
Which is just another way of saying completely shapeless.
What?
That's not what that means.
What are you talking about?
That's my biggest problem with the queer movement is just how shapeless they are.
How bland and frumpy the movement is.
That's so funny.
That's such a weird angle to take.
I've never even heard that.
It's grasping it strong.
That's the reason people are so shapeless.
It's grasping at straws, man.
It's like walking into a section of Target expecting to find, yeah, like, like plushy Satanist dolls and being like, oh, there's shorts here that are, there's shorts here that are, that are stretchy.
Okay.
I guess I got to work with this now.
Listen, back in my day, children were shapely.
All right.
All right.
We embraced it.
But those aren't even children's.
These are big ass shorts that she's holding up.
Also, I do also want to point out, this woman would be considered by the fashion industry, and she's not by any means in real life, you know, but this woman would be considered by the fashion industry to be plus size.
Five, 10 years ago, this woman had a hard time buying clothes at Target, I guarantee you.
Yeah, absolutely.
And it's super disgusting that she's out here doing exactly that.
She's a fucking Heritage Foundation employee, though.
She probably had never shopped at Target up until like five years ago.
True.
Yeah.
It's like, fuck, fuck off.
Like the multiple body parts thing, the multiple body type thing, that was, that was specifically for you.
You know, like that, that, that part was for, so that, you know, you can probably buy those shorts too.
Yeah.
But she would fuck out.
She wouldn't care if like they would, you know, they could still sell the clothing, but putting a mannequin up there that looks like her, well, that's virtue signaling.
And I don't need that.
I want all mannequins to weigh 90 pounds to look like they weigh 90 pounds.
That's fine.
You can be anything you want.
You can be a potato or a cabbage.
Where's that section?
There's just a couple more things in this video.
Subsection of a subsection.
Be proud.
So it says be proud in Spanish on the kid's shirt.
It doesn't say anything about Latinx.
I zoomed in to look at the shirt.
It's just Spanish on the shirt.
It's so funny that she's, like, accidentally doing the good thing.
You know?
That's the game you want to play?
I bet.
You want to play, look at me, what are my pronouns?
That's what you want to play?
I bet you got some listeners, you got some followers who would absolutely question your pronouns if they were in a bad mood and saw you walking into the women's restroom.
Yeah, also, you're pretty tall, so.
Oh, I mean, if any doubting is transpiring, you want to break the mold.
And if any doubting is transpiring.
I guess that's supposed to be if you if you ever had any doubts.
That's her way.
If any doubting is transpiring, great, great verbiage.
She's holding up a shirt that looks like it's like a fake punk shirt.
It's got like a bunch of different Slogans and words and letters like smattered all over it and they're kind of like in the Sex Pistols font if you look closely.
And your story matters.
But it just says things like your story matters and uh... Doubting is transpiring.
You want to break the mold.
Want to break the mold.
And your story matters.
My story matters, too.
Where's my section?
That's for you, if you want that.
If you want to wear that shirt, you can you can totally wear that.
Yeah, I didn't say my story matters, parentheses, asexual.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I didn't say anything about gender or sexuality or anything.
Man, it's so inclusive over here, except for me.
And that shit was in black and white.
It was the least colorful thing in that section.
It was just for you.
Um, yeah, so that's Sarah P. Perry, uh, desperately combing through the racks in the pride section to look for stuff to be offended by and coming up with a shirt that says your story matters.
Uh, and a onesie with Spanish on it and a short shorts that would like stretch with your body.
So stupid, so mad at nothing.
And also things that most of the stuff has always been there in some form or the other, just maybe not all on the same rack.
You know, it's just like they're just so mad.
This is the last one, though.
This guy, this guy's his name's Alex Stein.
I think he he works for Blaze.
Yeah, he works for the Blaze.
Extremely annoying guy.
We saw this guy.
He went to that city council meeting and rapped about Zelensky as a joke.
And he was like screaming the whole time and blowing out the mic so you couldn't even hear what he was just... Well, here he is in Target.
Wearing the swimsuit that was supposedly for children, maybe.
Looks like it, doesn't it?
The tucking swimsuit.
And he says, thank you so much at Target for helping me tuck my junk.
This is why they call me Tucker Stein.
Because his name is Alex Stein.
But since he's tucking in the bathing suit, that's why they call me Tucker Stein.
Alright.
Nailed it.
Poof.
Joke saying, joke saying, jokes and jokes.
Okay.
So he's, uh, just in the middle of the store wearing the one-piece bathing suit.
This is not, you guys see this?
It's Tuck Friendly.
You see?
- Oh, really?
You see?
And she can go.
Yeah, I saw that he talked to. - We're at Target. - Like these people think they're, those are the, he was talking to the Target employees.
He was like, you see on the tag?
Like, they think they're dealing with a mentally challenged person.
Totally.
100%.
I don't mean that in an offense... Yeah, they're being patient with him.
Yeah.
Like they're being like nice.
Oh, do you see that on TikTok?
You know, that's glad because because the thing is, an adult doesn't put on.
They don't try on a bathing suit and then come out to show the whole store.
That's just not a thing you do.
Oh, man, this is so funny, though.
Also, I mean, check out more because he's going to go back in there, I'm sure.
Sorry.
Yeah, that was just that's the preview of the segment.
That's to get you hooked.
But now we're going to see the process.
Tuck-Friendly Pride Collection!
That's right, guys!
Extra crotch coverage!
Tuck-Friendly construction!
Thank you, Target!
Damn.
Watch out, Connor O'Malley.
Uh, Alex Stein is coming for your neck.
With this lateral lisp he's doing.
No, it is.
I don't think this is the tucking one.
Yeah, it is.
Look.
Tuck?
Oh.
Yeah, he says, I don't think this is the tucking one because he's looking at the crotch and there's nothing there.
There's nothing that would help you tuck.
It's just extra material that can cover you up if you're tucking.
Tuck-friendly construction, okay.
Well, let's see how tuck-friendly it is.
Wow, it's so tuck-friendly.
It's nice through there.
Okay, so yeah, he's in the changing room.
Now he's walking out.
But you love, I mean, like...
These people's main argument is that like trans people are trying to expose themselves to women or to kids or whatever.
And if any trans person ever did that, I would go to jail.
That's like the meme.
The guy on your side is doing it as a joke.
He thinks it's funny when it, not only is he doing it, he thinks it's funny when he's doing it.
Yeah, and like, for those who can't see, because, you know, this is an audio thing, he does got a bulge.
He's rocking a pretty big bulge.
I think he just, like, stuffed something in his pants for a joke.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That's so amazing.
I think he's totally stuffed.
I love the tufts in the bathing suit.
They're not normal though.
I shoved a phallic object down the front of my pants in a bikini and walked around a target to prove how fucked up they are.
This is not, you guys see this?
It's a cut criminal.
You see?
And treatment.
And like, notice how these female store employees, they're not treating you like you're a violent criminal.
Mm-hmm.
They're not afraid of you?
In your worst imagination of what a trans person would do, these people are still like, okay, you seem pretty harmless, just, you know, like, obviously not all there in other respects.
Yeah, I saw it on TikTok too.
Like, they're being nice and courteous to your cartoonish, like, evil representation of what a trans person would be.
Like, this joke he's doing is like, what if somebody were to buy the Tuck Friendly bathing suit and be happy?
That is the joke.
Because he's like, oh, it's awesome.
It's so cool.
I love it.
I love it.
It's like, so your joke is that this might actually happen to somebody?
Yeah, the joke is that he's a guy wearing a one-piece bathing suit.
Like, that's the comedy, is that he's in a bathing suit.
And it's like, yeah, man, you look like shit.
Like, it is kind of funny.
Yeah.
Look, you can't even see it, guys.
It's like, this is the best cup-finished construction I've ever seen.
You see this?
This is, Target is so progressive.
I love it.
Thank you, Target.
I just feel like I could run.
I could exercise in this.
Now he's running around the section, doing dances, stomping his feet.
Total normal bathing suit activities.
He tried to do one push-up and couldn't.
He struggled doing the half push-up that he did.
Yeah.
This is what I'm talking about.
You can train in this thing.
I'm all tucked in.
We're getting it.
Can't wait to wear this around the pool.
Got their ass.
He fucking got their ass.
He actually bought it.
Man, Target's gonna learn today.
Target is so fucking weird, man.
After watching this video, I'm like, Target's disturbed.
Target's messed up in the head.
I'm scared to go to Target now, because I might see exactly that happen.
Aaron Elizabeth Health Nut News replies, I knew the minute this popped up on my notifications.
No pun intended.
It would not disappoint.
And you would be wearing the damn mother-tucking suit is Target.
Juanita Broderick replies, OMG, I can quit laughing.
Only Alex could pull this off?
Twisted crying laughing, twisted crying laughing, twisted crying laughing, and she got 1,565 likes.
So I think adding the twisted crying laughing emoji is better than just the straight crying laughing emoji.
Alex is fucking goaded.
A lot of people liked this.
A lot of people thought this was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.
It's so stupid.
It's so fucking stupid.
There was no own that happened.
At no point was there ever an own that happened.
He never won.
He's so happy.
He's so happy with himself.
Do you get it?
People saw my bulge.
My clearly fake bulge.
Like, people saw my fake bulge in Target and on video.
Take that, Target.
Yeah, no.
going into Target and wetting myself in front of the employees to show how ridiculous they are.
We need to get to our next topic, which is I this this was a fun one.
I was just tickled pink to see in my news feed, uh, the right wing discovering what the wall, Pink Floyd's, the wall is one of the most popular classic.
I mean, to be fair, they also didn't know that there was a rainbow on the cover of dark side of the moon.
Incredible.
Until the 60th or whatever, whatever anniversary it is.
Again, like this is something that I'm, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a Pink Floyd fan by any means, but like, I know all this stuff.
Like if you've been around like popular culture for the past 50 years, you're fairly aware.
I mean, if you have people that care about you in your life, when you're growing up, somebody would have made you watch the wall.
Somebody would have groomed you into watching the wall.
That's why that's why I ended up the way I did because no one cared about me This is the first one I saw our buddy amuse Adam use on Twitter says the left unironically celebrates the Holocaust and Nazis Here's Roger Waters dressed as an SS agent flying a pig with a Star of David in Germany sick And it's Roger Waters in his like black leather trench coat, uh, holding a submachine gun and firing it at the audience!
Yeah!
But he's wearing his fascist character's clothing from the movie The Wall, which is, I don't know, if you're not familiar with it, it's a concept album about a singer losing their humanity and becoming a fascist, and fantasizing about becoming a dictator, and it's the crossed hammers instead of the swastika, but essentially it's Nazi iconography.
Oh, I thought he was just a big Judge fan, no?
What if that's where Judge got it?
Yeah, yeah.
But this is so obvious, right?
What do you mean?
It's obvious that this is... Yeah, it's what he does literally every time he performs.
If you have to say the unironically part, it's almost like that's kind of... You're kind of trying to sway the opinion here.
Yeah, they're extremely mad at Roger Waters because he is pro-Palestinian as well, and he does in fact make comparisons to the state of Israel and Nazi Germany.
Not without merit, in my opinion.
And here's a follow-up tweet from a muse.
Irony!
While Roger Waters embraces left-wing fascism, he doesn't like right-wing Nazis.
He called Biden a war criminal for supporting Zelensky and Ukraine and supports Russia and China.
He also supports boycotting Israel.
So, like, imagine you're a right-wing right-winger on Twitter and you got to be like, this crazy leftist fascist does not support Israel.
And like, at least half of your followers are like, what?
What are you saying to me?
It's because he has to say like, whoa, whoa, don't get excited.
He doesn't like you, Nazi.
He doesn't like, he's like us.
He's like the current Nazis.
He's talking, he, you know, he, it's a different kind of Nazi.
He doesn't like the current Nazi.
Yeah, he called Biden a war criminal.
Well, me as a right wing person, I don't like that one bit.
Are you kidding me?
Now, me and Biden, we have our differences, but sending all that money to Ukraine, that's something we can all agree on.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah, I know because I'm like, I have a lot of internet friends who were in the Ukraine because we're in the same boards.
We're in the same message boards.
So, so yeah, of course I'm happy they're, they're getting, uh, supported is what these Nazis are thinking.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
The video is funny.
Let me pull up the video real quick. - Amazing.
70-year-old man dressed up like the Trenchcoat Mafia in black aviator sunglasses firing a submachine gun into the crowd.
And it's like, you paid several hundred dollars to be at this show.
You're fucking loving it if you're there.
Yeah, totally.
What someone should do, or maybe what Roger Waters should do, is make it look like he was actually shooting at some Bud Light.
And then they'd be like, oh, never mind, it's cool.
No, I was shooting into a target.
Yeah.
Yeah, this guy Aaron Ostrovsky says, wow, this is at Roger Waters imitating a Nazi while at a concert in dot dot dot Berlin.
This is just unhinged Jew hatred and Holocaust distortion.
This man is vile beyond words.
If you go to Arsen Ostrovsky's Twitter profile, he's an international human rights lawyer, CEO at the ILF, proud Zionist, breakfast connoisseur, and father of girls.
This is so funny to like, because if you're like, if you're these things, you're proud Zionist, you're like in, you're like endorsing, you know, uh, pretty gnarly murders.
Um, and then he's followed it up with breakfast connoisseur.
Um, yeah, pretty good.
His cover photo is him with binoculars looking out past like a chicken wire fence.
I'm assuming like hunting Palestinian children.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're super mad that Roger Waters is memorializing the murder of Shirin Abu Aqla, the Palestinian reporter who was fucking shot in the head by Israeli troops.
They're super mad about him putting her name up next, you know, not next to, but like in succession with Anne Frank.
Because he actually cares about fascism.
He actually cares about human rights.
He doesn't just pretend to.
He actually cares about it no matter what fucking state or prison a person belongs to.
This one was great.
Michael Rapoport.
Michael Rappaport shared the video and says, look at this old bag of shit Roger Watters.
Old bitch doing Nazi cosplay.
Should get my grandfather to beat his old ass.
Amazing.
Now this isn't actually Michael Rappaport, right?
Yeah.
This is actually Michael Rappaport?
This is actually Michael Rappaport.
He's got a funny avatar, but it's really him.
I mean, it's kind of funny when you spend your whole life appropriating another culture that you miss a huge swath of the music that your people actually did contribute.
You know?
You just totally missed it.
Fuck out of here.
What an idiot.
How have they done this with Pink Floyd twice?
I don't know.
Did they not go to school with anybody who wore a shirt one time?
You're an actual person.
You're like an actual... People look to Michael Rapaport for some reason.
People like him.
And you're that stupid?
And like, you're not... Are you getting mad at any actual Nazis?
Oh yeah, yeah.
He's like performative on Twitter.
I mean, he's like performative anti-Trump guy on Twitter.
He's like one of those epic Democrat celebs who would say something like they're gonna kick Trump's ass.
Yeah, he sucks.
I hate him.
It's pretty funny.
I think he's pretty funny.
Yeah, not on purpose, but he's definitely very funny.
Yeah, just I mean, so there were so many articles about this.
And it was so funny to see every response on face, not every response, but like 80% of the responses on like Newsmax or on Conservative Review, where they were like, what, did you get a fricking Gen Z leftoid to write this article?
Roger Waters is the man, baby.
Yeah, that's the funny thing about this.
It's like this is totally their lane.
Like Roger Waters is supposed to be their guy.
No, because Roger Waters is like an actual leftist.
Roger Waters is like an actual, maybe a communist.
Like he's, he's like an actually, actually kind of a, seems to be kind of a cool guy.
Um, So there's like boomers who, the Pink Floyd boomers who know that, they still like the wall.
They have to be like, no, he used to be anti-fascist, now he's pro-fascist and it's the China fascism that he's pro, you know, they have to like do this insane backflip in their heads about it, but The fact is that these conservative outlets, including Ben Shapiro, allegedly... I couldn't find the clip where he talks about Roger Waters.
Yeah, they're accusing Roger Waters of specifically anti-Semitism for just the wall performance.
Sometimes they get into like the names that he put up on screen, but it's purely like he... Roger Waters upset many people when he donned, you know, donned a Nazi regalia and took to the stage.
Newsmax.
So lazy.
Newsmax here says Roger Waters, the former vocalist and bassist for the famous band Pink Floyd, put on yet another performance with strong anti-Semitic undertones when he dressed up as an SS officer during his concert at the Mercedes-Benz Arena in Berlin last week.
The Mercedes-Benz Arena?
Wow.
That's what it's called?
And you're accusing Roger Waters of anti-Semitism?
That is pretty funny.
The whole thing, too, is just like, Yeah, he's playing a bad guy.
He's not supposed... Do we really want to consume art about bad people, Tony?
Valid.
Very valid.
They're so lazy.
And I think that's really what it was.
They hated him because he's a Zionist, right?
So now they have something that's like, oh, look, you really do hate Jews because you were dressed up like a Nazi.
He's an anti-Zionist rather.
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry, Auntie's not in the show.
Yeah, well, not only that, but he has, like, spoken out against, you know, the American imperialism, NATO imperialism.
OK, let's get into some replies here, because these replies are very funny.
Mitchell Whitehouse says Anne Frank was a brave girl that died at the hands of evil.
Floyd was an evil man that died at the hands of a drug dealer.
Oh, what?
OK, so so I'm assuming George Floyd was also a name that was on this list.
Oh, OK.
I thought he meant Floyd from Pink Floyd.
Oh, no, I'm sure.
Yeah, I mean, maybe, but but it's just funny that he's saying, like, die at the hands of a drug dealer.
Like what?
That's but that's not.
Whatever happened.
That's what they're telling themselves that the autopsy proved that he was on drugs.
Yeah, that he died from an overdose.
Yeah, I thought I could.
I know Pink Floyd are named after two different blues musicians, and I thought like the Floyd I was trying to look up to see who they who they actually.
Right here, Floyd Count Floyd Council.
No, unfortunately, it's just that good old-fashioned racism again.
Yeah, counsel died of a heart attack.
So, okay.
All right.
Got that.
I thought he was like mad at the blues singer that Pink Floyd tried to, you know, chose to idolize.
Yeah.
Pete Fisher says, he was arguing with somebody about Roger Waters.
And Pete Fisher says, I'm pretty confident I know quite a bit more than you about Pink Floyd, dot, dot.
And Waters definitely is an anti-Semite, dot dot dot.
Go to one of his concerts and listen to his pathetic rants.
Better yet, read up on him, dot, dot.
Ask David Gilmour about him.
I am a huge Floyd fan, period.
Waters wrote some amazing material 40 plus years ago.
Now he's nothing but a woke dope, dot, dot, and an anti-Semite.
Incredible.
It's like I've been listening to this material for 40 years.
Have I actually like, no, it's like I've heard this material for 40 years.
Have I listened?
No.
I refuse to shut up and listen.
I refuse to sit down, shut up, or listen.
And it's that thing, too, where they're just saying, if you're critical of the state of Israel, then you are anti-Semitic.
If you're pro-Palestine, then they say you are anti-Semitic, right?
It's that simple.
Yeah, that's all it is.
Awful.
It's lazy.
I love, ask David Gilmour about him, all right?
Ask his, uh, his previous bandmate, uh, from his incredibly super, you know, successful band from the 1970s.
Yeah.
Where they were all doing like acid every day.
Yeah.
Ask, ask him.
Like, I don't, I don't, if you, I don't know.
Just, yeah.
He's like an, is it cause there's beef?
Yeah.
There's beef, but it's not like cause of antisemitism.
It's cause Roger Waters is like an asshole.
Like they just, they just don't get it.
They don't get along.
He's like one of the biggest rock stars in history.
Like, so, you know, of course, come on.
Yeah, I just love that.
Like, no, he's an anti-Semite because his band from the 1970s broke up.
That's how you can tell.
If they really care, they would never broke up.
Amalia, dude, Amalia was all over this comment section.
She was like, people were asking her just genuine questions.
Oh, yeah, right here.
Roger Waters hates capitalism, but his tickets are outrageous.
His band members don't even like him.
Then Nancy says, I'm sincerely interested in your statement regarding Waters' bandmates.
How do you know that?
Curious.
Amalia replies, Nancy, if you follow Pink Floyd, you would know he sued his bandmates.
Boy, you are slow.
It's called Google, Nancy, alright?
It's free.
And then Chris replies, Karen thinks he's still playing with David Gilmore.
What a dumbass.
He says there's no way that he broke up.
Come on.
There's no way.
What a fucking Karen.
Right?
Oh my god, I didn't even realize that it wasn't somebody actually named Karen.
That's just what they call They forgot that they're using that for anything.
Including, like, I don't know, a middle-aged woman who didn't listen to Pink Floyd.
I mean, maybe that's fair.
You are probably pretty uncool if you didn't listen to one of the coolest bands ever, Pink Floyd.
Yeah, that's true.
Me.
I love that Karen over here still thinks they're torn off of animals.
Get with the program, Karen!
I also love how she's the Karen, not the person who's complaining about the ticket prices and his band members not liking them.
That's not the Karen.
It's the person saying, hey, just curious, where'd you get that information from?
Is that a thing that people know?
Okay, Karen, calm down.
Whoa, you like to speak to the manager of Pink Floyd to verify what I've said is true?
Listen, Nancy, do you know what it's like to weaponize your whiteness?
That's what you're doing right now.
And yeah, Amalia, she has like a Trump, has a Trump avatar.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's great.
This is a really fun person to be around.
Definitely not a Karen of any type, I'm sure.
Mark Dina Colo says, clearly a Gen Z hire at Newsmax for social media posts, dot, dot, dot.
Roger Waters performances usually include the wall.
Get up to speed on the messages there, kiddo.
Yeah.
I mean, absolutely.
Yeah, we know how much Gen Z loves the state of Israel.
True, true.
And it's just it's just funny because exactly like that's Gen Z wouldn't would be like, who the fuck is this?
What am I?
I'm not going to write anything about this guy.
I don't give a shit about this guy.
Well, no, but they had to.
They were they were told to write something about it, and it could have been positive or it could have been negative.
Newsmax didn't, you know, tell them what to write.
They're just like this old fart.
Wow.
What a Nazi.
He's doing this for entertainment.
This is entertaining.
People like this.
What?
Gross.
And oh, I wanted to say, I complain about ticket prices too.
That doesn't make you a Karen.
Just want to make sure.
Okay, valid.
Valid, yeah.
Diane.
Dude, Diane.
Yeah.
Okay.
How does this still happen?
This is something that fascinates me.
So you zoomed in on the profile picture.
Yeah.
Diane's picture is like, A very cropped or like zoomed in or very close picture to where both her chin and forehead are cut off in the circle for the picture.
It's like her face.
There's also a filter over it.
Yeah.
Like a sparkle filter.
And it's just it's just people see these pictures and they still think this is the one.
This is the one I'm going to use for my profile picture.
This is it.
This is the one.
Yeah.
She's making a face like Like she's half alive.
Diane says, why does he do this?
Line break.
Sick.
Dot dot.
Why do they let him on stage?
Who allowed that?
Who allowed him on stage?
Who let you on stage during the Roger Waters concert?
Roger Waters?
Who did that?
It's his handlers.
They don't just allow it.
They make it happen.
They facilitate it.
True, true.
Klaus Schwab's newest employee, Roger Waters.
I mean, personally, I would have seen the Nazi outfit and said, you go back and change.
Find something a little more appropriate to wear, Mr. Waters.
And he's like, but what about the rest of the stage that we have set up and like the gun I'm going to use later?
But I don't know if the outfit's really going to affect any of that.
Should I still change?
You make me sick, Roger.
Go back to your dressing room.
Chris Coffin Barger.
Wow.
Great last name.
That's not a real name, right?
I think it is?
Because... Change it.
Change that name.
No, it's good.
Coffin Barger is good.
I don't think it is.
Yeah, it's cool.
I don't think... No, no.
Why are you barging coffins?
Yeah, you sound like a grave digger.
It sounds cool, man.
Yeah, it sounds awful.
You don't want to barge coffins.
destroyer of coffins fucking running rough shot Chris responds to this post from Newsmax about Roger Waters being anti-semitic yet somehow the quote knockout game that was and still is happening in big cities in the US has been kept mostly quiet, I guess due to the color of the attackers and the color of the victims.
Amazing.
I love, like, not hearing anything about the knockout game for four years and being like, well, obviously that means they're covering it up.
Yeah, they're covering up with this.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Instead of, like, a false flag mass shooting to distract, it's a false flag Roger Waters performance where he pretends to shoot, you know, he theatrically shoots at the audience instead.
And Chris is mad because Chris is like, no, the knockout game has happened to me like several times over the past couple of years and no one's talking about it.
And it's just like I wake up on the sidewalk not knowing how I got down there.
Yeah, my wallet is still with me and all that.
There's usually people around me trying to help me up.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's got to be a knockout game.
I didn't think I would ever see another thing about the knockout game.
That's pretty cool.
I was just trying to show everybody how fucked up Target is.
And then I woke up in the middle of Target and I don't know.
I don't know if they captured me because I didn't capture them in my film.
The hand came out of nowhere on my TikToks.
I don't know if there are TikToks out there somewhere.
It turns out I slipped on the puddle of drool that was left by another right wing TikToker who was pretending to be a trans zombie in the middle of the storm before they got kicked out.
Yeah.
So big lawsuit coming.
Ed Beecher says, I bought, quote, the wall in 1979 when I was 14 years old, dot, dot, dot.
Today, dot, dot, dot.
Over 40 years later, Facebook won't allow me to post the lyrics to, quote, in the flesh.
Now, who is the fascist?
Is that true?
Yeah, because it's got slurs in it.
It's got the anti-Black Sea slur in it.
Oh, wow.
Because he's, as the fascist, he's like, that one looks like a Jew!
That one looks like a C-word!
Get him up against the wall!
And so yeah, this is a good point.
Yes, I should be able to individual lines from the from the song completely out of context, but people should know that's what it's from.
But because of Facebook's fashion, fascist books, draconian rules, we can't post pink, even pink Floyd lyrics, and it's like, well.
I think that's you can probably I mean.
You know, if it weren't governed by a fucking algorithm and it had people looking over each post, then then maybe you could post those lyrics.
But otherwise, I think it's better to err on the side of not allowing Facebook users to post certain slurs.
Also, real quick, I don't know.
I looked up the lyrics.
I never heard the song, but I don't think those are even considered lyrics.
I think that's like because it's not on the lyric sheet because I don't think those songs, those aren't being sung.
I think that's like an interlude, like ad-lib?
Oh, weird.
It's not, where, are you on Genius?
Yeah.
Huh.
Some, some Genius.
Go to Google.
I'm like, well, that's where I found it.
I found it, found the Genius through Google.
In the flesh.
Oh yeah, there's a lot more licks here.
Oh yeah, yeah, there you go.
There you go.
Yep.
It's fun, it's funny because like, Uh, I don't know.
That's, like, we use, the word coup now is now used towards, like, the TKWs of the world.
Right.
So, it's just funny.
Which is why I can use it, as long as I'm calling a right-winger, a black right-winger, that word, I can use it, right?
I'm just kidding.
Exactly, you're fine, yeah.
Do you remember the time that my mom told me that I shouldn't call someone that?
I had to be like, I'm sorry, mom, but you got to sit this one out.
You got to, you got, you got to mind your business on this one.
She's like, well, she's mean.
I'm like, yeah, I know.
That's why I'm using it.
I see Democrats, uh, on, online use that or say like, they don't say house N word, but they say like, They'll say Uncle Tom, they'll say, you know, oh, wow, you got to go in the house or whatever.
And it's like, I don't think you don't need to address any of that.
You can just call him an idiot.
What are you talking about?
Are you saying that you've seen like non-black, probably white Democrats not know how to stay in their lane?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
On occasion, I've seen Democrats be cringe online.
Believe it when I see it.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Yeah.
So that's just fascinating stuff.
I cannot believe they're this desperate.
They're just like all whipped up.
They're so whipped up by Elon taking over Twitter.
They're so whipped up by the Bud Light stuff, by the Target stuff.
They're really overreaching.
They're really, I mean, they were overreaching to begin with.
And I think a lot of this stuff Really reflects poorly on them.
Obviously, you know, there's a real danger to To queer people and, you know, we should, uh, we should take it seriously to the extent, uh, that a lot of these are serious attempts to drive queer people back into the closet.
Uh, but I mean, from, from like a detached viewpoint, it does not seem this, this, I don't know, this campaign they're on does not seem very appealing or effective to like a normal population.
What scares me about this stuff, about the way things are going when it comes to them being so petty and pedantic and fine, what scares me is that I think that they're winning.
In the grand scheme, they're doing pretty well.
Because they have places like the Texas and the Floridas of the world where You know, trans rights, queer rights, you know, women's rights are being under attack all the time.
They're doing pretty well.
And so they have to, like, find other things to be mad about.
Because they can't even like, you know what I mean?
And that's what's kind of scary about this stuff is like, they get to be petty right now because they are getting people into city councils.
You know, they are getting books banned.
You know, they are limiting reproductive rights.
You know, they are getting kids, getting parents arrested for kids who are, you know, presenting in a way they don't care for.
Like that stuff is happening.
And that's what's scary about this stuff, about them being so petty.
It's almost like they have to stay upset about something because they are getting so many victories.
Yeah, I would say, I mean, they are, especially in red states, but I don't know how broadly supportive even people in the red states are of those laws.
That's obviously beside the point.
if the laws are being passed and enforced, then the popularity doesn't matter.
But like, I don't know, like.
The people do not feel this way about trans people.
People do not feel this way about gay people.
It's through extremely undemocratic means that they're able to enforce their will on the rest of us.
That doesn't make it any less awful when it happens.
But, you know, just got to keep fighting.
Just got to keep pushing back against this shit.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
What I kind of meant to say was, they're bringing up all this stuff, but this stuff doesn't actually matter.
There's real stuff that's happening.
It's almost like they're taking our eyes off that stuff so that we can You know, it's just... Well, they're pushing to do this at the federal level.
They're pushing to have all those statewide laws at the federal level, you know, with a DeSantis presidency or a Trump presidency and...
I think they think they can open the eyes of the public by showing them how wild it is.
This is what the LGBTQ community is doing to our children and it's a child's mannequin in a pair of shorts.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's what I think the goal here is, and it is extremely stupid, but that's what they think they're doing.
They're trying to prove how toxic the queer culture is for America, when I think most people would say, No, it's fine.
Like, I don't... Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, exactly.
Whatever.
People can do what they want.
They're just creating more boogeymen.
Yeah.
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Bye.
Bye.
The way that your shoulders match your slender neck.
Where would we be without all the distance?
You know I'm already just a skeleton.
I don't have the heart to match the one pricked in the finger.
