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This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces with Elon where the feature crashes several times but only because of how PWSOME the Governor is Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every saturday at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone awry.
Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-fornia today.
So stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
Stay tuned guys, let's show you exactly what you're doing.
We'll show you exactly what you're fighting like.
Let's go to the desert.
All there in Barton, let's go.
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Alright, I'm Alexander Edwards.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
The anti-redhead agenda is responsible.
We're documenting it.
That's right.
We're doing another South Park episode today.
We are talking about the one where they do ginger genocide or I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
I think South Park, though, like it's kind of hard if you're if you're a pro redhead Um eugenics eugenicist like if you think that like we need to secure a future for our redheaded children or whatever Man, you gotta you gotta have like Really been disappointed in South Park Yeah, that must have been a bummer uh because I think because I think that just that just confirms what you already like
think people think about you like you're like no one cares about me like i'm i'm special and i'm uh people tease me sometimes about this worse than that i'm fetishized for it and then south park south park's gonna come along and like make fun of me for it that's not that you're supposed to make fun of people i make fun of not me you would think those guys would have your back you know as hope as like weirdo libertarians you think yeah
they would have a thing for uh redheads for some reason.
But no, yeah, they know they went woke.
It turns out they went back in time to go woke for that episode where gingers have no souls.
No, we're not talking about South Park.
OK, but we are talking about redheads obliquely, at least.
I did not expect to get into this, but.
I saw a preview of the new Scorsese movie, Killers of the Flower Moon.
Have you heard about this?
I've only heard about it, but I don't think anything about it.
I've only heard it spoken about with the pretense that they think I already know what they're talking about.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, well, I mean, you seem like a cool guy, so you seem like a woke guy, so you figure you would be either woke to the injustices suffered by Native American tribes, or at least woke to how based Scorsese is.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a big cinephile and I'm a big woke guy, so.
Man, I rewatched Wolf of Wall Street the other day.
Extremely funny movie.
Yeah, I remember being a good time.
And then I also and I was doing my own little cool dudes doing good things marathon.
So I watched Wolf of Wall Street and then I watched American Psycho, also an extremely funny movie.
I haven't watched that in like 20 something years.
Very funny.
I was thinking about rewatching it so I can base more of my personality off the character.
Yeah, I think that that seems to be a cool thing that people do and I I don't know I don't know if I could um pull it off I don't know if I am I mean do the people even use business cards anymore?
Yeah, the secret is being like the most insufferable and Narcissistic but like pedantically narcissistic it seems exhausting, but I mean you do what you got to do to To achieve Sigma enlightenment Yeah.
Yeah.
Level up.
Yeah.
No.
So I saw the somebody posted, you know, the teaser for this this new movie.
It looks good.
You know, I'm just going off of memory here, but it tells the real historical story about the murders taking place.
Against the Osage people, I don't know if it was.
I think it was on a reservation or on their land and the creation of the FBI in response to these these murders.
Leonardo DiCaprio is the.
Well, at least one of the protagonists and his native wife is obviously going to be pivotal to the story.
So, yeah, looks looks like a great movie, three and a half hours long.
But I think I think it'll probably be a little more entertaining than The Irishman.
I'm just I'm just assuming here.
Did you ever watch that?
I couldn't finish it.
I need to revisit it because it's kind of a rough thing to say when we're trying to be a pro redhead here.
I'm assuming there's a couple of redheads in the Irishman.
No, Robert De Niro is the main character.
Robert De Niro is the Irishman.
If there, if there was ever a erasure of, of redheads, that, that movie is it.
We should have, we should have known.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
We should have seen this coming.
Yeah, no, they like put they put blue contacts into Robert De Niro's eyes for that movie.
Insane.
That movie is insane.
I would watch it for I didn't even like really get to the Hoffa sections.
I saw a little bit of Hoffa and then I was just like, I don't have time for this.
Does Action Bronson really have a cameo in that, or is that just a rap line?
I have no idea, man.
No idea.
He had me believe it.
I'm never going to see it to call him out for it, so I'm going to assume he was actually in it.
I got to the part where Robert De Niro supposedly beats the shit out of a dude who spanked his son or slapped his son.
And it's bad.
It's, it's real bad.
It's Robert De Niro at 85 years old trying to stomp somebody out, trying to like give somebody the old, the old fucking beat down.
And it's, it's bad.
Uh, but you know, at least it was a real set.
Valid, valid.
Yeah.
Um, no.
So it looks like a good movie.
Uh, I will, I will be seeing it.
Uh, Other people had different reactions to the movie, like Daddy was a bank robber who says more anti-white garbage.
Well, I wasn't going to see it, but now I feel like I have to.
Yeah, I mean, you got to if this anti-white garbage, if this anti-white genocide is ever going to get off the ground, man, we got to, like, show up, you know?
Yeah, I can't wait for, like, you know, credits to roll and to stand up and give a little clap.
You know, just like just in front of all the whites.
It's going to be a strong moment.
Yeah, I'm going to take to the streets and.
Throw throw a fucking brick through the nearest axe throwing establishment.
This is- this is for what you did to those- that beautiful culture!
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