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April 6, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
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California cops' socialist instincts overpower their hippie vegan beliefs (preview)

Today we briefly cover the Bud Light boycott before moving onto the more important topics of which Bud beers are good, and the beautiful story of San Francisco Gay Bars organizing with the Teamsters in the 70's. Also: California Sheriffs travel 500 miles to seize a 9 year-old's goat when she and her mother try to prevent its slaughter. We watch the right grapple with the conflicting ideas of "California" and "cop," property rights, agriculture, and government overreach. ------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get 20% off merch and access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: High Vis - 0151 GOAT - Run to Your Mama

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Quote, Making an exception for you will only teach our youth that they do not have to abide by the rules, Silva wrote back to Long in an email reviewed by the Times dated June 28th.
Also, in this era of social media, this has been a negative experience for the fairgrounds, as this has been all over Facebook and Instagram.
I love that.
This has been a really negative experience for us.
So we're going to kill your goat.
That's kind of like the natural, we're mad at you for all this attention we've received about the goat.
So we think we're going to kill the goat to rectify the situation.
I think that may, I think that buffs it out.
You know, like if you don't have the goat, you can't make us mad anymore.
Yeah.
It's kind of like problem, you know, we're, we're nipping it in the bud, so to speak.
Yeah.
I can't believe the person who, like, bought the goat didn't even get the goat.
Well, the person who bought the goat is a fucking representative.
Where is it here?
It's a Republican representative in the area who won the goat and actually agreed to give over the goat to the kid.
To give back the goat to the kid.
Oh my god!
So, like, the fairground got involved then?
Yeah, it was just the county.
I hate this.
Long also offered to repay the fare district and the bidder whatever costs had been incurred.
That included the winning bid of $902 made by State Senator Brian Dalle, Republican Bieber.
Is Bieber a city maybe in that area?
Yeah, maybe.
And the 7% that cut the fare was entitled to of $63.14.
Oh my god.
Fuck this kid.
Fuck them kids.
This is peak... Michael Jordan can't touch this.
$63 is why they said, we don't give a shit about... It wasn't easy for that little girl to be like, hey, I have to re-nig.
I can't just cry over it.
I gotta re-nig.
I love this fucking goat.
It's also insane.
9 years old.
Yeah, 9 years old.
And then right here, Long also in her June 27th letter to Silva, Long also pointed out that she had already been in contact with Dalai's office about his bid and that a representative told her the lawmaker was quote, okay with the alternative solution of the goat getting to be donated to a farm that does weed abatement, which is really cool.
If you don't know, they use goats or sheep to just munch on weeds to clear lots and stuff.
It's pretty cute.
Yeah, that rules.
Yeah.
A spokesperson for Dolly's office confirmed the account.
Yeah, and see in California law allows a minor to withdraw from a contact within contract within a reasonable amount of time.
The county was also legally required to keep and care for Cedar Gordon argues knowing there was a dispute over ownership instead of third party slaughtered him when he was returned by deputies.
Man, it's like.
This is such a crazy story because it's not even like she was breaking the law.
This was a contract dispute that would have been settled in small claims court because the amount of money we're talking about isn't even $1,000.
even a thousand dollars.
It's $900 plus $68.
So this would have been an adorable episode of like any like courtroom show.
It would have been the best.
The goat would have been in the courtroom with them.
It would have been so fucking cute.
How much do you want to bet that it didn't get slaughtered in a normal way?
How much do you want to bet that the cops were weird about it?
You know they were fucking weird about it.
You know they shot that goat with their Service weapons.
No, they probably, like, slit its throat, but then they were like, but not in a halal way.
Yeah.
I'm doing this in a, you know, actual racist way.
Yeah, they made, they made it, they made it, you know, they made it weird.
That's all I know.
Yeah, they, like, those three deputies are probably wearing a little patch on their shoulder of a goat skull.
Yeah, you can, you can, yeah.
Yeah.
They made little necklaces out of the goat skull that shattered.
Yeah.
I saw on Instagram, they made a big show of eating raw goat for like a week.
Oh, man.
Check out McKinley over there.
He finally got his horns.
Fucking dragged a goat from the- from the arms of a nine-year-old girl and cut it down.
Takes a real one to have to do that.
You gotta- it's like- it's like when they make you shoot pictures of your dog.
You gotta rip a goat from a little girl and kill it.
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