This week we get revenge on the woke AI chat program by saying nearly every one of the 250 best slurs for white people as compiled by a University Black Student Union. Also, a conservative animates an entire cartoon to prove he wasn't triggered by Sam Smith And a new Limp Bizkit video... with a message?? Join us every Saturday for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult where you can also watch every previous DEATH CHAT 500 and get the audio sent to your podcast app.
This list got leaked, but I'm happy it got leaked because there are so many on here that I haven't seen on a list.
This is why I think sharing information is important.
So here's what you do.
All right, you're in this organization.
You're in BSU at the Auburn University, and you need to suss out this whistleblower.
What you do is you develop 10 different Lists of slurs, each with a unique slur for white people in it that is only on one of those ten lists.
And then you know who leaked it.
You do the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy method.
And that's also like, it's easy for you to know who it is because it's also what you call them.
It's also what, you know, what they're saving in your phone.
Oh, There's so many.
I was going to pick one just to use an example.
I read like five and they were all too good to choose one of them.
So never mind.
Okay.
Do you want to, you want to go through these?
Well, we won't go through like all of them obviously because there's 250 of them, but some of them are like marked.
Some of them are marked favorites.
And I think things like Metal Horns also, um, Indicate favoritism of, so I do like the first two that are, I think, that are marked with black metal horns, which I love.
I do use the horns a lot.
I do love, I mean, how does this work?
How does this work?
Because we're speaking on behalf of the BSU.
You gotta say the slur first of all.
But the thing is, we're quoting the BSU here, so we're quoting black people, but we're using white slurs, and that's your territory.
But I mean, obviously I get to do it too.
Um, but it's like, how do we have, how does that work?
I just want to read all the ones I think are funny.
Uh, you can, you can read, uh, whichever ones you like to, uh, I'm just going to go through them starting from the beginning because they're fucking amazing.
Mermaid maniacs.
That might be the realest shit of all time.
Uh, I think this is specifically a Disney person, right?
This is a Disney adult.
Oh, I didn't even think that.
I just thought of, like, white girls with mermaid decals on the back of their car.
Oh, yeah, yeah, and just, like, mermaid lifestyle.
They have, like, mermaid tumblers.
Yeah, who here hasn't dated, and I'm talking, like, all the way back to high school, hasn't dated a girl who drew some mermaids?
Oh, that's true.
Oh, no, I didn't have a mermaid girl.
I had a fairy girl, though.
Same thing.
I'm sorry to discriminate or to generalize.
Don't say that.
The same girl got really mad at me.
We got in a fight.
She was yelling at me because I called Tinkerbell the wrong thing.
She's a pig.
I think I said fairy.
I think maybe I got her something with Tinkerbell on it and she was kind of like, what the fuck is this?
This is not very serious.
I think that alleging that mermaids and fairies are the same thing, you might be in for one.
I think actually mermaid's a fairy because you have to say you do believe in fairies.
Right, to get her to come back to life.
So maybe she's not a pixie.
Anyway, back to these slurs.
Plantation Barbies.
Plantation Barbies is a good one.
Pretty good.
Yeah, I like that one a lot.
Vanilla Vulture.
That's got the alliteration.
So good.
Rice Rascals.
I don't know, you're getting close to other territory with Rice Rascals.
I wouldn't say that one too loudly, maybe.
Yeah, I don't think that one works too well.
I think you're really just working on On things that are white, and you're forgetting that there are many varieties of rice.
Yeah.
So, um, kind of a... Now, now, milk cricket, obviously.
Milk cricket is gnarly.
That's a classic.
I love milk cricket.
It is gnarly, right?
That's a real one?
You've heard that one before?
Yeah, yeah.
I've heard that.
Milk insect.
Milk roach.
I've heard that one a lot.
Wow.
Damn.
Those are hard.
They're highly effective, I think.
I think because you can also visualize it.
Have you seen like an albino cricket?
Like a non-pigmented cricket?
I can imagine one, yeah.
Every time I look in the mirror.
Some of these are a little lazy, like cheese skins.
It's a little, bleached demons, funny, sounds good.
I would put bleached demons on the back of a jacket.
You're gonna take it back, take it back.
Flower monster, that's again, maybe a little lazy.
You're just kind of putting two words together.
I'll be honest, a lot of these are pretty lazy.
A lot of these are, like, not great.
Sour Cream Salamanders.
That one's good.
That one's, like, trying too hard, but it's still really funny.
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