Minion Death Cult - DEATH CHAT 500 - Sour Cream Salamander (preview)
Aired: 2023-02-18
Duration: 05:03


=== Milk Cricket Slurs (05:00) ===

[00:00:02]  This list got leaked, but I'm happy it got leaked because there are so many on here that I haven't seen on a list.
[00:00:11]  This is why I think sharing information is important.
[00:00:15]  So here's what you do.
[00:00:16]  All right, you're in this organization.
[00:00:18]  You're in BSU at the Auburn University, and you need to suss out this whistleblower.
[00:00:25]  What you do is you develop 10 different Lists of slurs, each with a unique slur for white people in it that is only on one of those ten lists.
[00:00:39]  And then you know who leaked it.
[00:00:41]  You do the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy method.
[00:00:44]  And that's also like, it's easy for you to know who it is because it's also what you call them.
[00:00:49]  It's also what, you know, what they're saving in your phone.
[00:00:53]  Oh, There's so many.
[00:00:56]  I was going to pick one just to use an example.
[00:00:58]  I read like five and they were all too good to choose one of them.
[00:01:00]  So never mind.
[00:01:02]  Okay.
[00:01:02]  Do you want to, you want to go through these?
[00:01:05]  Well, we won't go through like all of them obviously because there's 250 of them, but some of them are like marked.
[00:01:09]  Some of them are marked favorites.
[00:01:12]  And I think things like Metal Horns also, um, Indicate favoritism of, so I do like the first two that are, I think, that are marked with black metal horns, which I love.
[00:01:23]  I do use the horns a lot.
[00:01:26]  I do love, I mean, how does this work?
[00:01:28]  How does this work?
[00:01:28]  Because we're speaking on behalf of the BSU.
[00:01:31]  You gotta say the slur first of all.
[00:01:34]  But the thing is, we're quoting the BSU here, so we're quoting black people, but we're using white slurs, and that's your territory.
[00:01:42]  But I mean, obviously I get to do it too.
[00:01:45]  Um, but it's like, how do we have, how does that work?
[00:01:49]  I just want to read all the ones I think are funny.
[00:01:51]  Uh, you can, you can read, uh, whichever ones you like to, uh, I'm just going to go through them starting from the beginning because they're fucking amazing.
[00:01:59]  Mermaid maniacs.
[00:02:02]  That might be the realest shit of all time.
[00:02:04]  Uh, I think this is specifically a Disney person, right?
[00:02:07]  This is a Disney adult.
[00:02:08]  Oh, I didn't even think that.
[00:02:09]  I just thought of, like, white girls with mermaid decals on the back of their car.
[00:02:13]  Oh, yeah, yeah, and just, like, mermaid lifestyle.
[00:02:16]  They have, like, mermaid tumblers.
[00:02:18]  Yeah, who here hasn't dated, and I'm talking, like, all the way back to high school, hasn't dated a girl who drew some mermaids?
[00:02:25]  Oh, that's true.
[00:02:26]  Oh, no, I didn't have a mermaid girl.
[00:02:28]  I had a fairy girl, though.
[00:02:31]  Same thing.
[00:02:31]  I'm sorry to discriminate or to generalize.
[00:02:34]  Don't say that.
[00:02:37]  The same girl got really mad at me.
[00:02:39]  We got in a fight.
[00:02:41]  She was yelling at me because I called Tinkerbell the wrong thing.
[00:02:46]  She's a pig.
[00:02:47]  I think I said fairy.
[00:02:49]  I think maybe I got her something with Tinkerbell on it and she was kind of like, what the fuck is this?
[00:02:53]  This is not very serious.
[00:02:55]  I think that alleging that mermaids and fairies are the same thing, you might be in for one.
[00:03:01]  I think actually mermaid's a fairy because you have to say you do believe in fairies.
[00:03:06]  Right, to get her to come back to life.
[00:03:08]  So maybe she's not a pixie.
[00:03:10]  Anyway, back to these slurs.
[00:03:12]  Plantation Barbies.
[00:03:14]  Plantation Barbies is a good one.
[00:03:15]  Pretty good.
[00:03:15]  Yeah, I like that one a lot.
[00:03:16]  Vanilla Vulture.
[00:03:18]  That's got the alliteration.
[00:03:19]  So good.
[00:03:20]  Rice Rascals.
[00:03:21]  I don't know, you're getting close to other territory with Rice Rascals.
[00:03:26]  I wouldn't say that one too loudly, maybe.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, I don't think that one works too well.
[00:03:30]  I think you're really just working on On things that are white, and you're forgetting that there are many varieties of rice.
[00:03:37]  Yeah.
[00:03:38]  So, um, kind of a... Now, now, milk cricket, obviously.
[00:03:41]  Milk cricket is gnarly.
[00:03:42]  That's a classic.
[00:03:43]  I love milk cricket.
[00:03:44]  It is gnarly, right?
[00:03:47]  That's a real one?
[00:03:47]  You've heard that one before?
[00:03:49]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:03:49]  I've heard that.
[00:03:50]  Milk insect.
[00:03:52]  Milk roach.
[00:03:53]  I've heard that one a lot.
[00:03:54]  Wow.
[00:03:55]  Damn.
[00:03:56]  Those are hard.
[00:03:57]  They're highly effective, I think.
[00:04:02]  I think because you can also visualize it.
[00:04:04]  Have you seen like an albino cricket?
[00:04:08]  Like a non-pigmented cricket?
[00:04:11]  I can imagine one, yeah.
[00:04:14]  Every time I look in the mirror.
[00:04:20]  Some of these are a little lazy, like cheese skins.
[00:04:24]  It's a little, bleached demons, funny, sounds good.
[00:04:29]  I would put bleached demons on the back of a jacket.
[00:04:33]  You're gonna take it back, take it back.
[00:04:37]  Flower monster, that's again, maybe a little lazy.
[00:04:41]  You're just kind of putting two words together.
[00:04:43]  I'll be honest, a lot of these are pretty lazy.
[00:04:45]  A lot of these are, like, not great.
[00:04:47]  Sour Cream Salamanders.
[00:04:48]  That one's good.
[00:04:51]  That one's, like, trying too hard, but it's still really funny.
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