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Just watching this unfold and stewing and being like, that could be us.
We could be the ones getting rounded up and arrested, probably thrown in prison for a couple of years.
2T Creative says, this is usually the results when an election is fraudulent and stolen.
Andrew Zemensky says, conservatives don't wear gas masks, even in Brazil.
Another J6 theater.
So this guy, finally, our first skeptic.
And don't worry, folks, there are skeptics.
But yeah, conservatives don't wear gas masks, even in Brazil.
Conservatives, we don't wear gas, even if there's a ton of gas around.
Yeah.
And a ton of cameras.
Everybody's carrying a mobile snitch device.
Conservatives aren't going to fucking wear masks.
Are you kidding me?
Because why would you censor your lungs?
Why would you censor your lungs from the toxins they can get?
I love an American conservative watching a Brazilian fascist like in a mask on TV and being like, fucking idiot.
What are you thinking?
What are you doing?
You're showing them you have a weakness.
Like that's why I just that's why I regularly just like go inhale fiberglass just to make my lungs stronger.
OK, Mama Kel Kel says, I was going to say Biden has been in touch with Lula since the election, threatening him and their government not to overturn it.
Don't you do it.
You better not hand the election over to the guy you just beat.
You better not.
Listen here, Jack.
Don't you let them... Listen, I had a January 6th.
I didn't let them do nothing, Jack.
I stayed cool as a cucumber.
You better do the same.
No, we're going to make fun of you.
See, the thing is, is like Lula is a good man.
So he was like, I know the election was fake.
And like, I know I'm not as popular as every single poll says.
And I'm good.
So I'm going to do the right thing.
I'm going to give the presidency back to Bolsonaro.
Hope before he dies.
You know, let's do this thing quick.
And Biden and the Americans were like, we can't let you do that.
And then they held a gun to Bolsonaro's head.
Yeah.
And Lula was like, I can't, I can't.
He's a fellow human being.
I can't let him.
He's the people's champion.
I can't let him die.
So he was forced to stay president.
Because just like what what the fuck this is like you have you have an infinite amount of things you could imagine and you imagine that Biden had to force the Lula administration not to give the government back to the people.
Which is like so stupid because like if you can get Lula to agree to that, you could probably get Lula and Bolsonaro to just do a face off scenario.
And then it would be Bolsonaro, you know, in control.
But as Lula, he would probably do a full face-off scenario.
You know, like that's how that's how you really that's how you really affect change.
Good point.
OK, I was I was going to skip over the rest of this comment, but it's pretty funny.
No doubt in my mind, our government gave them everything they needed to stage their own, quote, insurrection to make Brazilians look just as, quote, dangerous.
This is racist.
They were actually making Brazil.
They were making Brazilians look alien and foreign to the average American.
They were trying to make Brazilians look just as quote dangerous as they make the right look here in America.
Yeah, that's definitely who the media is constantly making look dangerous.
Only nobody but the radical left is falling for the BS anymore.
Or the media's BS.
American flag emoji.
Flexing white arm emoji.
This had 12 likes.
Again, in a comment section where the top 10 comments were, hell, we should do this exact same thing.
Not change a lick of it, but over here.
And then your Fucking in like page 12 of these comments like ain't nobody buying this bullshit Like what?
Like you're not even reading the media that you do claim is real They're trying to make us look like the people in these comments saying we should do it Help us do the show for only five bucks a month and you'll get two bonus episodes every week, including a live stream with listeners every Saturday.
