Official Donald Trump digital trading cards? What the hell is going on?
It's a heaping helping of shameful joy today as the big announcement Trump teased to his supporters is revealed: Digital Trump Trading Cards in the form of NFTs. While many supporters expected him to release documents on the deep state, announce a candidacy for House Speaker, announce a presidential running mate, anything of even moderate interest, they were left with second-hand embarassment as their leader hawked digital trading cards featuring Trump riding a jet pack, Trump dressed as a cowboy, Trump dressed as a super hero boxing champ(?) From Sebastian Gorka to the depths of Q message boards, we've got the meltdowns and pure uncut copium you want. ---------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes on "Believe," "To Die For," and "Loqueesha"; plus hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
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Trump NFTs are responsible.
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What's up, everybody?
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I hope everybody had a good weekend.
Did you have a good weekend, Tony?
I did have a good weekend.
I had a real nice weekend.
It was a good time.
A good holiday time.
Good.
Did you celebrate all the holidays?
I celebrated all the holidays.
That's good.
Which is hard to do because most of those things are celebrated with like different types of food and whatnot.
I don't usually eat most of those foods but you know I was I was there I was eating those foods in spirit so it was the holidays were were celebrated.
It's good.
It's cool.
I'm sure you learned many lessons about each holiday's message, about the, you know, intrinsic feeling and vibe of each holiday.
Eager to hear more details about those, about how you've grown as a person, thanks to the help of, I don't know, some sort of magical creature, or perhaps a spirit of some kind, or maybe even a blue alien.
Yeah, probably a blue alien is gonna be giving me the hope for the holiday season is blue aliens.
I learned so many lessons, Tony.
I have learned the way of water.
I studied and I learned the way of water today.
That's good.
That means we have something you can actually talk to Jason Momoa about next time we run into him.
You guys can talk about water and how special that is.
The Way of Water, uh, the main lesson is, as far as I can tell, seems to be that violence is good, especially, uh, when it's directed at the U.S.
military industrial complex.
Okay.
I could, I could, I could fuck with that for sure.
Cause I mean, I kind of remember that from the first one.
I guess I, I kind of, I don't remember the first one that well, but I kind of remember that from the first one, kind of like military bad, but also, Maybe they just had some bad eggs in the first one, but this time it's the whole military?
Well, they like say, oorah, and they talk about how they're marines right before they're justifiably slaughtered.
Pretty good.
If you want to see a whale, an alien whale, intentionally grab a cable with its mouth so it can slice off the arm of an alien whale fisherman, and then tear its whole boat in half, go see Avatar 2 The Way of Water.
That's sick, because like, whales are already super smart, like the ones here, and some people do think that they might be alien, so I would imagine that an alien whale would be like, really smart.
You mean that smart and that big?
That's pretty cool.
I'm excited about that.
I want to see that.
These ones are so smart that, like, they're helping to fund the entire U.S.
military's venture to Pandora, and that's why they're being harvested, is because they extract some- some brain juice out of their- out of their glands.
You know, it's- it's like- Okay.
It's- it's like the perfume thing, you know, but it's- instead it's like, uh, super juice.
They get out of the gland, and then it makes human beings live longer.
So there's, like, some pretty sad scenes where, uh, you see a, uh, Bad stuff happened to whales, but don't worry, all right?
It'll all be worth it.
Nice.
Had a good live stream with everybody.
Had a very good live stream.
I hope you were there.
Oh, by the way, so we read from the amazing book, My Crazy White Wife is a Racist?
Really?
to find out if this guy's crazy white wife was a racist, really.
And the answer was yes.
Yeah, was absolutely.
But maybe in some interesting ways, maybe in some ways you wouldn't expect.
It made me think of, remember when she talks about the, or she sends him the email that's the allegory of the ant and the grasshopper, but updated, updated for modern times and how when the grasshopper dies of a crack overdose updated for modern times and how when the grasshopper dies of a crack overdose or whatever, then the spiders move into the house And we were trying to figure out who the spiders were, because the grasshopper's already supposed to be black.
Uh, so we were trying to figure out who the spiders were supposed to represent.
Well, it turns out in Avatar 2, there's a little white boy with dreadlocks running around on Pandora whose name is Spider.
That that is my spider actually is like is white dreadlocked kids.
That's for sure.
I think maybe what she was what she was warning about was like libertarian squatters moving into your neighborhood.
Wow.
Wow.
She saw this coming along along.
So like there's like a human kid in this movie.
Yeah, because, uh, when they force all the Marines to leave at gunpoint at the end of the events of the first movie, they can't send this baby back because the baby is too young to go through, like, cryo-sleep.
Uh, so they- so they raise him.
He becomes, like, a- a Mowgli-type figure.
He's not the main character, by any means.
He's kind of, like, shit-upon.
They kind of all, like, uh, he's kind of, like, you know, an- an- an outcast, uh, slightly.
But, um...
Good, so they treat him like, because the Navi, they're kind of like, we should take all the notes from them.
They kind of set the standard of how we should be acting as like beings as a whole.
And I think that yes, outcasting the white dreadlocked kids is, I think it's important.
I think it's important, I think it's brave that they did that.
When Zoe Saldana holds a knife to his chest, that was a direct message to the audience.
Go out there and do this.
Do this to the crunchies in your life.
Yeah, yeah.
It's allowed.
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This first segment might be our only segment because it's so good.
It's huge.
It's amazing.
We're talking about those Trump NFTs.
This is one of the funniest things to happen in recent memory.
And you know what?
I'm going to toot my own horn and say I called it.
Because Trump teased out an important message, a fucking pivotal message to all his supporters.
Stay tuned.
It's happening tomorrow.
And in that message he tweeted out, there was a graphic of Trump as a superhero ripping open his shirt to reveal his superhero costume underneath.
And there was audio saying, the world needs a superhero.
Dang, yeah.
It did seem... I mean, I thought that, you know, this is gonna happen.
He was going to, like, let us know that he went and got the surgery done, got the Superman serum injected in him, and he was gonna attempt to fly or something like that.
But what he did, what he brought to us is even better and brought me more hope.
I saw this teaser of The World Needs a Superhero.
The world needs a better class of president, and I'm gonna give it to him.
You know, uh, the world needs a superhero, and it's a cartoon of Trump as a superhero.
I saw this and I was like, oh, he just doesn't want to win.
I saw this and I was like, he is not seriously considering being president again.
To put this out there, a couple of people were like, oh no, they're going to love it.
His fans are going to love it.
And I'm like, this is old.
Trump as a superhero is something Ben Garrison was doing five years ago.
Yeah, like during his run, not even during his presidency.
It was that early on this was happening.
I looked at it and I thought, this is cringe.
Trump can be cringe, but mostly he's pretty funny and he's pretty...
Pretty like on offensive, you know, kind of an asshole.
He's the one who wants to make fun of the cringe.
And I saw this and I was like, this is him like not hiding being cringe anymore.
He just doesn't want to win.
And then the announcement came and it was Trump NFTs.
Trump Digital Trading Cards.
Let's go ahead and watch the video here.
Yeah, like I said, it's Trump in front of Trump Tower pulling open his suit to reveal a Trump man He hits a T on his chest.
He's Trump man And he's shooting out laser bolts out of his eyes and and they're like Going apart from each other and then going towards each other like, like spotlights in front of a building, but it just like, okay, or his eyes going like wall-eyed and then cross-eyed, I guess is the idea.
Well, what's also, I was like, these are laser eyes and you know, laser eyes have one function as a superhero and that's to like decimate whatever's in front of those laser eyes.
And these laser eyes are just kind of going everywhere.
Yeah, that's true.
This is kind of, this is kind of, kind of gnarly.
This is, uh, just, Shooting without even caring and like it's it's an intense image actually.
Yeah well I mean it's like when he stared at the sun this is like the this is he's been holding holding it in.
Yeah he was charging he was he was staring at the sun he was charging his laser eyes using using the solar power.
So so far just a video of an animated NFT which when you buy it I don't even think it's animated you can buy animated NFTs I don't think these ones are but anyway okay Trump is a superhero with laser eyes.
Hello everyone, this is Donald Trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than Lincoln.
I hope, I hope I'm your favorite.
I do love that he still is, he's still the kind of guy that like throws shots at people who just are not better than Lincoln.
Lincoln's the one you're going to, you're going to be like, I'm fucking way better than Lincoln.
Like, and yeah, I mean, I'm sure to the people that love you, they might like you more than Lincoln.
Well, he goes after Lincoln because that's the one he's always compared to.
His supporters say, oh, he's the best president since Lincoln.
And he hears that, and he's like, well, now I know who I'm going after.
Now I know what the ceiling is.
Yeah.
He's like, I go to the theater all the time just for fun, and I've never been caught.
I've never been caught lacking.
That fool got caught lacking.
So it's built different, I guess.
Yeah.
RIP to him, though, for real.
Rip, rip.
...better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make.
I'm doing my first official... It's, like, not even serious.
It's completely not serious.
It's so funny and it's... I'm not, like...
Complaining that he's not being serious.
It's just funny how he's like, cause this is an ad.
This is an infomercial style ad for his NFTs.
And he's just like, you remember me?
The best president.
I'm your favorite.
I'm better than Lincoln to you.
I'm better than George Washington to you.
Like he would have, I think a little more tact in front of an audience.
Well, so it went to an image of, of like him in front of, in front of the Mount Rushmore.
Do you think he could name the rest of the people on Mount Rushmore?
I don't know, that's a good question.
An announcement to make.
I'm doing my first official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now.
They're called Trump Digital Trading Cards.
These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career.
It's been very exciting.
You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles.
It's just like a baseball card except this one costs $99 and you can never hold it.
Yeah, and unlike baseball cards, I'm not doing these things.
These aren't photos of me just doing my thing, like a baseball card.
One of them is him on a red carpet in a tuxedo, but it's his head and then the rest of everything else is not him.
There was no cool picture of him on a red carpet?
It didn't exist?
Uh no it's it's him on like the body of Fred Astaire.
It's like him on a svelte tap dancing body in uh Coattails.
This is one of the best parts.
Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes, like dinner with me.
I don't know if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have.
Or golf with you and a group of your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful.
I'm also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, autographing memorabilia, and so much more.
We're doing a lot.
My official Trump digital trading cards are $99, which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting.
Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community.
It's my community.
And I think it's something you're going to like and you're going to like it a lot.
They also make perfect gifts.
So you can buy them with your credit card or crypto.
All you need is an email address.
Go to collecttrumpcards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards.
I should say, the disclaimer at the bottom says, Trump Digital Trading Cards, NFTs, are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment vehicle.
That's a very smart clarification there.
Right now, before they are all gone, and they will be gone, this is my first official Trump trading card NFT collection, and you get a chance to meet me.
Go to collecttrumpcards.com right now, and remember, Christmas is coming, and this makes a great Christmas gift.
No purchase necessary.
Void where prohibited.
Amazing.
And some of them he looks so like he's so yassified that it didn't look like him.
Um, like the last one they showed where it's kind of him in like a Christmas suit or whatever, he actually looked like Putin.
He didn't look like him at all.
It looked like an entirely different person.
Um, okay.
I'll take your word for it.
I've never, I've never seen what Putin looks like.
I'll maybe, you know what?
Maybe no one has actually.
So that's a really good point.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't- I don't follow, like, celebrities.
I don't, you know, I'm just interested in, like, what are- what are their actions, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Um... Okay, so... People thought that this was- he was gonna announce a run for Speaker of the House.
People thought maybe he was gonna release some documents.
Maybe he was finally gonna lock up the sickos for once and for all.
People, I mean, I thought he was gonna announce his presidency.
I thought he was gonna, like, at least announce his presidency, and when I saw that there was, like, a cartoon character associated with it, I was like, oh, this rocks.
Uh, no, it's a scam.
He announced a fucking scam.
And the way that the scam, the way that it's presented to you is Trump as your, like, Superhero action figure that you can dress up in various costumes.
You can collect the Trump where he's an astronaut.
You can collect the Trumpy where he's a cowboy.
You can collect the Trumpy where he's a Christmas guy.
He's in the Christmas White House.
I mean, so, in order for this to be a profitable thing, he has to have more than the ones that we saw.
Because if he only had the ones that we saw, we probably saw 12.
That's $1,200.
That's not worth this thing, right?
How is he sourcing these things?
Because we've seen most of these images before.
Most of these images, I feel like we've seen floating around the internet before.
These are not, like, new originals.
No, they are.
They do the thing that, like, all NFTs do, where they have, like, a base image centered, and then different stuff added to, like, each.
Like, he's in a cowboy outfit on this one, but it's the same Trump.
He's in basically the same position.
No, there are, like, I think 4,500 of them.
Total.
And these aren't being sold by him.
These are being sold by a third-party company who is licensing Trump's name.
Okay, that actually makes more sense than this being his idea.
People were like, oh, mainstream media is laughing at this.
Yeah, they're going to be laughing a lot when he raises $45 million for his next campaign.
Yeah, suckers.
And it's like, no, he did the thing that he he's done since he was 18, which is sell his family's name, sell, sell the legacy of his family's name so that other people can put it on a stake or a different hotel or whatever.
An NFT, a digital trading card this time.
Very good stuff.
It feels, I feel like we kind of acknowledged, like, two and a half weeks ago, I think everyone kind of acknowledged, like, oh, NFTs are not a thing.
NFTs did not work.
Cryptos, not doing great.
And I feel like the whole world kind of, like, acknowledged, like, people are getting in trouble now for, like, endorsing things that are grifts.
Imagine releasing an NFT now.
Exactly.
It's like, what?
But the thing is, he has that kind of cachet where his fans, the people who love him, they would be thinking, like I'm thinking, like, well, what?
We just decided the NFTs aren't good.
But if he's doing it now, he must have waited.
He's waited for all the rest of them to fail so he can do it correctly.
Yeah.
And OK, this makes sense.
Let's go ahead and do this.
This is actually viable.
This makes this is a good idea.
Yeah, I mean, they were sold for $99.
They're now trading at around $500 as of this morning.
So I guess, yeah, you could have made $400 on them.
But I love that it's him as a superhero.
He's like, hey, this is how you idiots see me, right?
You wanna look at me when I'm a superhero.
You think I'm God, right?
Here's one of me touching Michelangelo's, or touching Adam's finger.
I wish that were one.
That would be so good.
Remember when I created this?
Remember when I created y'all?
It might be one.
Okay, so if you're interested in some shameful joy about the Trump NFTs and how his supporters reacted to this important message that he had to share with all of them, you've come to the right place.
I wanted to first start off with Sebastian Gorka, a guy we haven't heard from in a while.
It's been a minute, yeah.
Let's hear how Sebastian, how Dr. Gorka reacted to the Trump NFT.
Is this the big, big announcement?
Trading cards?
NFTs?
Really?
After the announcement to Run for the Presidents again?
It was separate from the campaign.
It was done with one of the President's business friends.
Okay.
That's fine.
But my response was, with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!
Exclamation marks.
seven exclamation marks timing hey dr gorka you're stealing my bit Yeah.
Yeah.
Gorka's a fan.
Gorka's been listening, obviously.
Gorka's a death commando, dude.
He's reading the number of punctuation marks and giving a very good delivery of that TIMING!
I just love how he's so disappointed.
This is that thing where it's like, I'm not mad.
I'm just like, this is disappointing.
This doesn't feel right.
He seems so upset, but I love it.
He's extremely upset because he still has to say things like, I believe, I believe Trump is, I don't, what the fuck accent is he doing?
I believe Trump is still our best, uh, best bet for the future.
I just wish he wouldn't, uh, sell trading cards like an infomercial on TV.
There's gotta be something where you can't, like, run for office while doing NFTs.
That has to be... That has to be a thing.
Because I feel like it is... Well, I guess they had the little disclaimer saying this is not an investment vehicle, but still.
It's not even affiliated with the campaign.
It's like, it's totally separate.
It's just Trump doing what Trump does, which is put his name on inferior products.
Or in this case, something that's not even a product at all.
Something that doesn't even exist.
It's so good.
Okay, so...
When I saw this news drop, I just had to, uh, you know, I had to say, man, I told you so.
I knew, I knew this was going to be cringe.
And I had to head over to the Donald, uh, AKA Patriots.win.
The message board, the website, where the Donald from Reddit left, because Reddit wouldn't allow them to be Nazis on Reddit anymore, so they all had to go to their own website, patriots.win, and I wanted to see how they were doing.
I wanted to see how it was going over in that neck of the woods.
And so, I have a post here.
This is by Lauren Burnban.
Who posts one of the NFTs, which is Trump again as a superhero, but also in a boxing ring.
So kind of a mixed metaphor here.
He's wearing a belt though.
He did win a belt.
Which, I mean, if you're like a superhero competing in a human boxing event, I would hope you'd get a belt at least.
Well, I mean, especially this belt, because when you read it, it just says Trump Champion.
Like, Trump on top and then champion.
Yeah, I guess he is the champion of the Trumps.
Of the Trumps, yeah.
I don't think his kids are going to challenge him for that.
Okay, Lauren says, I love Trump and will support him until he stops fighting.
What do you think fighting looks like, Lauren?
Huh?
It comes in all shapes and sizes.
Diversity of tactics.
Releasing NFTs?
I think that could be qualified as fighting.
I love Trump and will support him until he stops fighting.
But Americans are hurting.
Starving.
Rampant crime is harming our people.
Our people?
Our wealth is being stripped.
Our livelihoods and businesses have been crushed.
The best I can offer is a hundred dollar collect trump card.
Middle finger emoji.
Uh, the white one.
The white, the intentional white middle finger emoji.
The correct, the correct and brave one.
The one you're supposed to use if you are a white.
The color brave one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, no, it's almost like some people have real problems and this guy's just trying to make a buck off of them.
Yeah.
Weird.
And it is being, like I said, it is being pitched as like an NFT, which, whether they have the firm pair or not, it has those, like, investment type, it's an investment type, you know, vocabulary there.
That's what they're, that's what it sounds like.
So yeah, it is, it is to take advantage of people.
There is no, like, this is not helping anybody.
And I'm glad, I'm glad they see this.
It's just, it's just, it's just sad.
Yeah, uh, the response is... People are not happy.
People are not having a good time.
4th2Win says, I feel like a deflated balloon.
I really hoped he was going to address something important.
You know, like he said he was.
WhatTheActualFuckS says, Are digital trading cards not your top priority?
They're just like laughing.
They're either like really sad about this or just laughing at their own guy.
Yeah.
GameOnGlobalist says, what a fucking joke.
I can't even fathom how he could be so out of touch.
Really?
You think he might be out of touch?
Are you sure?
RATMW, Rage Against the Machine.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't know what the W is.
I have to think on that one.
Uh, Rage Against the Machine W says, it's because he wants out.
He's signaling to you all to find someone else.
He wants out of politics, pure and simple.
This is my take.
This is my take.
He doesn't give a fuck anymore.
Like he'd rather just not be pro, which I don't blame him.
You know, again, who wants to be president?
But, uh, yeah, that's, that's my take as well.
This is him being like, Come on.
You don't want the guy on the trading card to be president, right?
Yeah, you don't want to believe in silly cartoon boy.
Like, come on.
Don't... Wear my merch still, but don't wear the same merch.
This is new merch now.
It's not for president.
It's just for my general awesomeness.
Come on.
Don't pigeonhole me, okay?
As a president and a leader.
I'm other things too.
Totally.
Normal Citizen says, Is he trolling us?
Salty Anon says, even if he isn't with the stakes so high, why would you even do this right now?
Uh, because you don't give a fuck about anybody but yourself.
You don't care about anybody but yourself and you're insulated from most of the problems in the world.
Yeah, yeah.
You could, because you actually did meet a guy, you did actually go on like someone, you know, someone, you met someone on the tarmac going to their private jet who actually bought a private jet off of selling NFTs.
Like that's where, that's why this is like fine, a fine thing for him to go about, you know?
He's not in touch, he's not like clever, he's not, he just, the right, one of his business friends approached him correctly.
Yeah.
And it's just funny that like they, Because it's double bad.
It's not just that he's doing NFTs.
It's that they were expecting him to say something completely different.
And he was like, nope, NFTs instead.
Like, with the stakes so high?
What are the stakes?
What are the stakes that are so high that you think that him announcing like, I guess, a presidential one are going to fix?
Well, no, they still think he's like...
I mean, pardon the pun, they still think he's holding a Trump card.
They still think he's got some plan up his sleeve, and that's what they're waiting for.
Even the not Q people, and we'll get to the Q people, don't worry, but even the normal people have been making excuses for why he didn't drain the swamp, why he didn't take down the deep state.
And when you were like, When you just said that, oh, he's not just a president, all right?
He's a human being with interests, like going to the moon on a rocket pack.
Somebody was actually trying to defend him.
They were like, well, what did you expect?
What did you expect him to be able to do?
He's just a private citizen.
Yeah.
Oh, he's not allowed to, like, diversify.
He's not allowed to rise and grind just because he's, you know, him.
Like, come on, let him do this.
Uh, Fresh Memes says, we're fucked boys, better stock up.
Uh, Uspra, Evspra says, I hope we get barbecue flavored crickets in my camp.
Sure.
Like, I get it.
I get it.
But, like, that's just a funny... Because Fresh Memes is saying, like, better stock up.
We're talking food.
We're talking, you know, we're talking weapons.
And then, Esper's like, oh, because he's like, we're going to fight.
We got to fight.
And the other person's like, nope, we're clearly going to go to the camps.
Well, I think they're both joking to some degree.
Yeah.
But yeah, the barbecue-flavored crickets, you're acting like... I don't know, I don't understand the... I don't go out looking for crickets or whatever, but I know they're like a food.
Like, people eat them, roasted crickets and stuff.
And barbecue-flavored ones, they have exactly barbecue-flavored ones.
It's like, I don't know, I could imagine a worse punishment than the government, like, flavoring my crickets.
And so can Genocide Pit Bulls, uh, when he says, no, you- Crazy name.
I hate that name so bad.
Like, what an awful person.
Uh, Genocide Pit Bulls says, no, you get ranch flavor and maybe salt and vinegar if you're an extra good boy.
Ranch flavor's better than barbecue flavor.
Dumbass.
Like, what are you talking about?
Salt and vinegar is more hard to come by than barbecue.
Like, what are you saying?
This isn't... You're just saying you know flavors, Genocide Pitbull.
That's all you're saying.
You know a couple flavors.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Didn't really add much to the riff.
Uh... GloriousChairmanPow says, Well, this is where I get off the train.
Yeah, they just... They don't like... They intrinsically know this is stupid.
Uh... MiamiMan says, This is the dumbest fucking thing he's done since putting in KFC, man.
Which I...
Racked my brains.
I don't know what KFC man is.
What's his name?
Herman Cain was CEO of the pizza restaurants.
But I don't know about a KFC man.
ebuy123 says, that was unavoidable.
This was.
This was avoidable.
You didn't have to do the NFTs, Trump.
Who's making you do the NFTs?
Novus Homo, this is one of my favorites, Novus Homo says, uh, my wife thinks I'm lying.
She thinks this is some joke.
Trump, you're making me, my wife, you're making my wife think that I'm just making shit up because your shit's so dumb.
My wife now thinks I'm a liar.
You're making me look bad to my wife.
You're making me look real bad, bro.
He like ran to tell his wife and his wife is like, no, I don't believe, like his wife's more into Trump than he is.
Yeah.
She's like, never, impossible.
We never did.
Listen, listen, novice homo.
Like I, he would never do that.
Not my Trump.
Novice homo?
You don't even know him.
Like amateur homo?
Yeah.
What he means maybe?
Yeah.
Like, you know, he's new at it.
Amateur.
Yeah, because it's spelled Novus, but yeah, maybe Novus.
All right, this is where we get to the good stuff.
Assblast says, this is so cringe, and I don't say that unironically ever.
It literally is, dot, dot, dot.
Him pretending to be a superhero, dot, dot, dot, dot.
Holy shit, dude.
I know he has a big ego, but this is a mess.
Yeah, he's pretending to be a superhero because he's like, hey, you guys like me, right?
You guys think I'm fucking God.
Here you go.
I'm a superhero.
This is what you pigs want.
He saw all the pictures you guys drew of him as a superhero.
He's you.
You did this.
You did.
You really did do this.
Yeah, this is not his original idea.
And he's selling it like it's a 3 a.m.
infomercial.
Have you never seen a Trump commercial before?
I honestly don't know what the hell happened.
Who told him this was a good idea?
NFTs have a terrible stigma, and even if it wasn't some type of NFT shit, nobody wants this, let alone for $100.
They did sell out, right?
Yeah, they sold out.
In your face.
Fast Blast.
Biden's missing brain says the only thing I can think of is it's an appeal to Zoomers who have no qualms about throwing money away on digital bullshit that has zero tangible value.
That's right, they play those fucking video games.
You know that they... I'm just assuming they're buying pictures too.
They're going to the PlayStation Store and buying pictures there.
Yeah, I mean, well, if he was really smart, you can go buy like a Trump skin for your Fortnite game.
But I do love that they think like, you know, kids are so stupid, they don't care about anything, that they even fall for this dumb thing that we hate.
But it's like, I promise you, like, if any Zoomers bought this, it was a joke.
Yeah, I promise like the median age range, age level that bought this was like 52.
Easily.
Yeah, for sure.
Most of them that got purchased, they don't even know how to open them.
It probably gets in like a compressed file and they don't even know how to look at it.
They don't even know what to do with it.
Well, you have to download a wallet.
You have to download, like, a crypto wallet thing, too.
You have to install that shit on your phone or your computer as well.
There's, like, several layers to entry here.
Yeah, I like the idea.
Oh, yeah, kids.
You know, kids who are infamous for having, like, low technological literacy.
Kids who are famous for getting scammed out of their money by an infomercial.
Kids who are famous for loving Trump.
This is the highest level of cope possible.
Oh, it was probably young people of color who threw their money away.
They're probably gay too.
They're probably young trans queer people of color who bought the Trump NFTs.
Yeah, that's why they're called NFTs.
It's just part of the alphabet mafia.
Yeah, there's a stripe on the flag except it's just grey and white checkerboard because it's transparent until you give them $99 to view the stripe and the flag.
Yeah, until you get your one-off encrypted color.
Your one shade.
I mean, yeah, yeah, dude.
You have to go through Pantone.
You have to get your special encrypted Pantone color.
Praise be to science.
Correctly says, Zoomers hate him and won't buy it.
Millennials are dying and crushed by debt.
Boomers don't know what an NFT is.
Yeah, which is why they're going to buy it.
Yeah, which is why they package it like a collectible coin in the commercial.
That's why it's the same.
Their commercial is funny.
It's the same thing where it's like whenever there's more than one image on the screen, it's that trademark blue in the background that only exists in infomercials.
They package it like they would any type of late night thing.
Yeah, they don't know what they're buying.
They just know they're buying the thing that Trump said is cool.
They're probably going to be upset that this, like, they probably think this might come on a plate, and they're going to be upset that you have a digital wallet instead.
Um, I mean, you could just like tell, tell your grandma, Hey, I bought you one of those Trump NFTs and you just screenshot it and then email it to her digital photo frame that the family had installed in her house.
And then she gets to look at it every 100th photo.
Yeah.
Print.
You can just print one out and put it in a card.
Yeah, um, okay.
MostEffectualTopKek says, unfortunately this is hurting him.
Jump on Twitter and there are people there saying they are done.
Trump's 2024 announcement and run so far has been disastrous.
Did he announce?
I don't even remember him announcing.
Because even even Gorka made it sound like he like did, but he didn't.
Right.
He doesn't announce anything.
Let me, let me see if I, if, did Trump announce?
Oh, back in November 16th.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
I guess, I guess he did.
Wow.
That's pretty underwhelming.
I didn't, I didn't know.
I think I did know.
And I just forgot.
I mean, it was pretty close to my birthday, so I was probably looking forward to that more.
Yeah, okay, so he did announce.
Trump's 2024 announcement and run so far has been disastrous.
This announcement sealed the deal for some to switch to DeSantis.
What the fuck was Trump thinking?
Even after this, DeSantis doesn't overtake Trump.
If Trump decides to run, he's gonna get the nomination.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
I hate to tell that to you.
He's just gonna look goofier doing it, but he's going to get it.
Yeah, he's gonna win fewer popular votes than he ever has.
Than when he lost last time.
Sire6 replies, "You are right, got on Twitter late this morning and this trading card thing is what's gathering steam, not his other announcement about gutting the federal government after he wins." A lot of MAGA are not happy and it's been made to appear that the trading cards was his quote "big announcement." Such a blunder and it will really hurt his base much like his response to gun control after the Florida school shooting.
And then Day221 replies, "He literally said in his Truth Social post that the cards was the big announcement." In all caps, it said, MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
My official Donald Trump digital trading card collection is here.
What the hell is going on?
Well, well, we know what's going on.
He's announcing a digital trading card.
Like that's it.
That is what's going on.
Uh, sorry.
I thought you, I thought you knew he was a businessman.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you what, I can't hear you.
I don't speak broke, actually.
Sorry.
Better luck next time, Day 221.
Yeah, a lot of this sounds like the incoherent ramblings of the chronically unemployed.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, he made some other speech that was like, I'm going to introduce a bill When I'm president, I'm gonna sign a bill that says you can't discriminate against conservatives on Twitter.
Something like that.
It was like, I'm gonna sign a bill that won't allow any federal agency to talk to a social media company about what they can or can't, like, have on their social media.
And it's like, I'm pretty sure no one will let you do that.
Pretty sure, like, no one is going to actually rein in the federal government whatsoever.
Yeah, but that's definitely not the way to do it either, you know?
It was just funny.
Cute idea, though.
And so people are saying, oh, that speech was actually his big announcement, but people are talking about the stupid NFTs.
And it's like, no, he said the big announcement.
He teased the big announcement with an NFT in the graphic.
That was the post.
Yeah.
He wasn't playing the 3D chess you think he is usually.
This was a pretty straightforward one.
I mean, we're just right now, we are in the Meltdown segment.
We will get to the Cope segment.
We will get to the Rationalization part of the episode soon.
Powderpuff says, I don't care if it was a joke.
This was a giant slap to his base.
From this day on, if you say you support Trump, people are going to immediately ask if you're collecting his trading cards.
Do you know how fucking stupid that would make you look?
The country is in shambles.
We're all losing our homes, and it's getting harder day by day to make ends meet.
And he posted this?
Unacceptable.
Absolutely fucking not.
I'm done.
I love this.
This is actually what we needed, turns out.
I didn't realize it.
Because we've been like, oh, you support Trump?
Hey, I hope you understand what you're endorsing.
You're endorsing a whole lot of bigotry, true infringements on human rights, lack of accountability for this and that.
And they're like, nah, fuck that.
But now, we can be like, oh, you support Trump?
I bet you collect the cards, you fucking loser.
And then they're just going to cry.
And this is how we're going to win.
That's the thing, is like, these people can tolerate a lot of things.
They can tolerate the racism.
They can tolerate the extrajudicial killings.
They can tolerate the calls for violence against protesters.
They can tolerate a lot.
What they can't tolerate is cringe.
And this was pure cringe.
I saw it from a mile away.
I saw it before he even fucking announced it.
It was cringe.
And because, like, one of the reasons you like Trump, theoretically, is because he's a winner.
Well, he lost the last election, and he's trying to get around that by pretending that it was stolen from him.
But if you pretend that it was stolen from you, it still makes you look weak as fuck.
It still makes you look like a loser.
You're still a loser, yeah.
This is a step too far.
Now people are just, now people know I'm a loser if I like Trump.
They think I'm a fucking base, a digital baseball card collector.
Yeah.
What do you do?
Do you put a sheet of plastic on your computer screen to protect it?
Like a regular card?
Is that how you keep it mint?
And it's funny because it's not even like a rookie Trump card.
It's just the one after he lost the presidency.
Oh, but he's dressed up like an astronaut though.
It's by all means his retirement card, you know?
Yeah, I wonder how much he got paid for that.
Probably not that much.
Probably, like, I don't know, less than $100,000, I want to say?
How much you want to bet, like, what the deal was, like, he actually owed that guy, whatever business partner this is, he actually owed that guy some money.
He's like, listen, I can't give you, I'm not giving you any money.
What I will do is let you do whatever you want with these cartoons and go crazy with it.
I'll shoot a commercial for you.
Maybe it was a quid pro quo, something or other, but there's a lot of people Trump hasn't paid back, and I don't think he's given them NFTs.
I think this is a special thing, where he either got paid for it, or this guy did something for him.
I love the response to this.
There's probably spyware in all these NFTs.
That's probably what it is.
I'm sure there is.
Okay.
I loved the response to this.
People are gonna know that I'm a loser if I say I like Trump.
They're gonna be like, oh, did you buy the card?
Did you buy the digital card?
But Mike the Marine replies, I think it's a great idea.
All the lefties will loose their minds asking if somebody has a Trump card.
LOL.
And when the war starts and you need a Trump card and don't have one, we shoot them.
And then he says, oh fuck, now they will all be buying them so we don't shoot them.
This is going to be great!
Let's real quick, Mike, is this, did you just kind of low key admit to buying one?
Like, you know, cause by your logic, you're going to need one too.
Right?
Yeah.
I'd love this.
No, these are going to be, these are going to be like the, these are going to be like our identification cards that get us not merked.
Yeah, there's only going to be 4,500 people left on Earth.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the best part too.
It's like they didn't make that many.
I think that you believe that your base is larger than as many NFTs that were made, right?
They made an NFT for each Trump supporter.
All 4,500 of them.
Yeah, no, this is going to be the uniform.
You're going to have to wear like a digital badge.
Like one of those Best Buy signs, where they can digitally change the price on it that displays your NFT.
Yeah, yeah.
It actually doesn't even do that.
It just displays like a UPC code that takes you to the NFT.
I mean, that's, yeah, it takes less graphical power to render that for sure.
Okay, so the Candorist, this is where we get into, uh, Cope.
This is where we get into rationalizing and Cope.
Why did Trump do this?
The Candorist says, no, this was just a troll.
And then Missile Toad says, troll who?
His supporters, I guess?
I don't get it.
The Candorist replies, he made another announcement.
The media most likely because they would report on truth and a stupid idea.
So I put this one first because this is like the lowest effort of the cope.
This is like the lowest barrier to cope entry.
The idea is that Trump made a stupid idea so that the news would report on the stupid idea and look foolish.
Yeah, that's what it was.
That's what it was.
It was just bait and they fell for it.
Suckers.
Yeah.
Joke's on you.
I shit my pants to make you look stupid.
Yeah, I just watched a video of some guy getting arrested shitting his pants.
And there was some regular old white guy, like a regular ass guy.
And they were like, are you?
He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm shitting my pants.
And then it cuts to them in the car.
He's in the car.
And they're like, stop it!
Stop shitting yourself!
He's like, I can't!
I'm gonna do this!
Peaceful non-violent resistance, dude.
Yeah, respect it.
Respect it.
Okay, now we get into more higher tiers of Cope here.
Humble Kekistani.
I love seeing all these usernames.
Humble Kekistani says, why should Democrats be the only ones doing money laundering?
Holding ourselves to higher moral standards is why we'll never win another election.
Yeah, what?
Honestly, why have the Republicans not been doing things like that?
Why have the Republicans not been doing money crimes?
I don't understand.
What a missed opportunity.
Because they're too noble.
It's because they're too honorable.
They do it the stand-up way.
They do it directly with the banks.
That's why they want to get rid of regulations because they're like, I would never cheat on my taxes.
I would never try to funnel money through a third party, you know, to clean it up a little bit.
You know, why would anyone else do that?
And so they're trying to get rid of these regulations, but they're just like naive.
They just don't know that... No!
Stupid the Democrats!
They're doing it!
Uh, yeah, I love that.
So he knows that NFTs are notorious and crypto in general is notorious for money laundering schemes.
He's like, yeah, no, that's, that's good.
We need to start fighting fire with fire.
Imagine if we were able to pour dark money into every presidential election going, oh, that's legal.
Okay.
Okay, QLED, this is from the QAnon forums, QLED says, these NFTs are going to be the next Bitcoin.
Everybody knows the dollar is in trouble, but that won't matter for the patriots who have NFTs.
What does this guy think Bitcoin is right now?
You know what I mean?
Bitcoin is a great alternative to the dollar if you already have a ton of dollars.
If you already have millions and millions of dollars, sure, why not buy several Bitcoin?
Otherwise... Yeah, I love this.
Otherwise, you're getting a fun cartoon.
Otherwise.
Everyone knows the dollar's in trouble, but that won't matter for NFTs, a notoriously stable form of currency, a notoriously stable store of value, like Bitcoin.
Yeah.
I mean, it's true.
I was just, you know, at the pizza shop the other day and they had a little ATM where I could deposit in Bitcoin.
I could pay with Bitcoin.
So, you know, I don't see this getting in the way anywhere else.
I think this is a good idea.
Now if they can just do like an NFT exchange for goods and services, then we're talking.
So it's like, you have a Trump NFT.
You spent $99, and you have a Trump NFT, and the dollar went down.
The dollar's gone.
You're gonna go to the grocery store with your NFT, dude?
What are you talking about?
Or you're like, no idiot, I would trade the NFT for gold or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, you would trade your NFT for, like, a little jar of some gold, and then, like, chop it up and give a fleck of gold to your baker neighbor for some bread?
Yeah, absolutely.
That's the way to go, yeah.
That's why, you know, you buy an NFT and you buy a scale, and you're gonna be okay.
We need to introduce like a Robin Hood type trading app, but just for Trump NFTs where you can like own a one one millionth of the Trump NFT where he's got his fighter pilot's helmet under his arm.
Yeah, yeah.
I think if we just buy one, we can start using that one as our base, and we can have, yeah.
Everybody buy in on it, and the more people we have, eventually you're just going to be buying a pixel.
It's going to be, you're going to have one pixel of that NFT.
Yeah, but it's gonna be worth way more than the dollar.
Way more.
I mean, honestly, like, it's... How do we even quantify it, you know?
It's... It's beyond the dollar.
Yeah.
It means more than that.
Okay, so... Now, like I said, the QForums were great for this.
I'm trying to... This is media.greatawakening.win Message boards, okay?
This is how they're processing it over there.
Trump card equals 1700 days Delta.
With the little investigative smiley face with the monocle.
And they've shared a screen grab of a tweet that reads what I just said.
Trump card minus Delta equals 1700 days.
So what they're referring to is there was a Q drop On 4-20-2018 that says Trump card played.
Nice work, Q!
Amazing!
This is it!
And then 1700 days later, Trump literally dropped the Trump card.
Holy shit.
And I was looking at this.
Whoa.
Oh yeah.
Go ahead.
I mean, we thought Q fell off.
We thought, we thought it was, I kind of thought Q fell off, but turns out there was still some gems out there.
Some really big, some really big predictions were happening.
Yeah, turns out 1,700 days.
Mm-hmm.
And you all know what that means out there.
Everybody's like, yeah, absolutely.
I looked at this and I was like, okay, here's a massive thread of a bunch of insane people trying to cobble together some sense of self-worth after watching the guy that they think is gonna save the world introduce digital trading cards.
But I was like, What is 1700?
Why does that matter?
It's an even number?
It's a round number?
And then I had to scroll through like a hundred comments before somebody else had the same question and the answer was, oh, Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet.
And I was like, oh, okay.
I guess, yeah, I guess if you're immersed in cute stuff that just, you just see 17 everywhere you go, you know?
That's amazing.
Um, but yeah, that's so okay.
So Trump signaled the letter Q to us.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, so some replies in this thread also very good.
Devil dog peed says, thank you for this post.
And yet again, for not being a feckle bitch like me, every time I get disheartened.
So he was disheartened, but he should have known better.
He's like, you fucking bitch.
How dare you not trust the plan?
Yeah, I can't believe I did that.
I'm embarrassed.
I was being a feckle bitch.
Yeah, I hope you put like your Trump and Kim Jong Il North Korea summit coin inside of a sock and whipped your back with it 17 times for doubting this man.
Oh my god.
He continues, you guys are right.
This quote announcement is so off the wall ridiculous.
Trump in spandex?
LMAO?
That's the part that's ridiculous.
This isn't the man who fucked up Soleimani?
This isn't the man who looked Clinton dead in the face in front of billions and said he was going to lock her up?
Nah son, this man doesn't do spandex action hero cards unless he wants to make unmistakably clear that shit is about to hit the fan.
Wow, I kind of wish we would have started with this comment so we could have taken this topic a little more seriously.
I didn't realize that, yeah, once you put the spandex on, that means he, once he does it, he's being very serious.
It is serious time.
This is more serious than Soleimani.
This is more serious than when he, because he didn't lock her up, but he did tell her he was going to.
He said it though.
It took a lot of guts just to say it.
Wow.
I hope we don't have to eat crow over this episode once the NFTs unlock the bridge to freedom or whatever.
The rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Yeah.
Or wherever they go.
Yeah.
He's saying that Trump is like intentionally looking stupid as a wink.
You know how winks kind of look stupid when you wink to your partner, you know, slyly?
And the guy's like, wait, why are you doing that silly thing with your eye?
And you go, I'm just a goofball, I guess.
And then your partner shoots them in the back of the head.
That's what Trump is doing by photoshopping himself into spandex This is giving a sly little wink letting him know like yeah, it's really go time Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna say oh Bugs Bunny in a fucking dress with fake tits Wow, that's about the silliest thing I've ever and then you don't finish the sentence because he hits you on the head with a giant mallet
Yeah, because you did get shot in the face with a shotgun that came out from under the dress, and luckily it just left your face covered in soot, but still, you did get shot in the face.
Nah, son.
This man doesn't do spandex action hero cards.
It also makes it seem like he's...
No, listen.
Every time he does the action figure card, we know what this means.
As if it's like happened before, you know?
Right.
We only see...
What would be the equivalent of this be?
What are other things he's done that are like the spandex cards that he's getting this from?
Because I can't think of anything like that.
Like, he's done some goofy shit.
Yeah.
But this is one of the goofiest.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's kind of an open book.
You kind of can't stop Trump from saying whatever he wants to say.
He doesn't really do, like, foreshadowing.
He doesn't really do cryptic clues.
He just says what he wants to say.
Uh, okay, this is, these are the final comments and this is like the hard cope.
This is the, this is the pure uncut shit.
This is, if a, if there are any police officers listening to this or watching the stream right now, uh, please, please turn it off and walk away because if you even got a kind of glimpse of the uncut shit, uh, in this comment, uh, you'd, you'd pass out.
Yeah, absolutely.
You're done for.
You're going to want to skip forward about five minutes at least.
Ascension4Humanity says, Trump is not stupid.
This is not about NFTs.
This is about getting comfortable with digital wallets.
Why does he want us to get comfortable with digital wallets?
The same digital wallets that Elizabeth Warren is trying to regulate?
Elizabeth Warren doesn't want you to buy these NFTs.
God, Trump should have fucking said that.
He should have led with that.
Oh my god.
Trump could have sold like 300, probably like 3,000 more NFTs, and I know it's not him really selling them, but...
If they had gotten Trump to say like, oh, Clinton doesn't want you to own the... Clinton doesn't want you to own the super special card and have financial independence from the central banks.
They could have had like a second tier of ones that were like $500 and be like, these are the ones Warren really doesn't want you to have.
It's this one over here.
She is, you know, we showed them to her and she just, she's furious.
I saw steam coming out of her ears.
Yeah, and then it's and it's when he runs for president, he could be like, hey, remember that NFT, that digital trading card you cashed out your 401k to buy?
If I don't win, the Democrats are going to ban that card.
They're going to ban you from owning.
They're going to come to your house.
Mayor Pete.
Mayor Pete and Beto O'Rourke are going to come to your house and try to take your card away from you, even though it's in the cloud somewhere.
It's not really at your house.
They came for the Trump NFTs and we said nothing, you know?
Yeah.
OK, so this is not about NFTs.
This is about digital wallets, the same digital wallets that Elizabeth Warren is trying to regulate.
Do I really have to put two and two together for you here?
Because digital wallets are how we will destroy the central banking criminal syndicate and free ourselves from tyranny.
And then he links to a Rumble video that I didn't watch.
This comment was enough for me to really get the idea of, you know, the whole gist of this.
But don't worry because he continues.
You're all still not understanding.
So if you're, if you can see this, uh, there's several vertical lines next to this comment, meaning there were like, uh, at least eight different sub threads of people being like, dude, this is not what's happening, man.
He just trying to make money.
He did make money.
He made money off of your blind loyalty to him.
But Ascension for Humanity says, You are still not understanding.
He's obviously using them, in part, to get people comfortable with using digital currency and digital wallets.
He will continue to do so.
Why is it necessary to get people comfortable with using digital currency and digital wallets?
Because when hyperinflation hits, the central bankers will try to use it to force us into their CBDC slavery system.
So I had never seen this initialism, but I put it together.
Central Banking Digital Currency Slavery System.
Because there's a conspiracy theory now that they're going to move over to a digital currency.
That the central banking is going to go to a digital currency.
Do they mean a blockchain?
Is that what it means?
Because everything I've been told about the blockchain is that it records every transaction.
There's no way to like hide the money that's being transferred.
And so why would the evil central bankers want a recorded transaction of every financial move they make?
Right?
Um, I mean, I guess maybe they, they, they want to be able to track you.
They won't be using the digital currency.
Maybe, maybe that's it.
Um, and so, yeah, the argument is to get on Bitcoin, get on a different digital currency system.
This digit, this one is the good one, actually.
Um, At that point, you will have a choice to make.
CBDC or Bitcoin.
If you are comfortable using digital currency and digital wallets at that time, you will find it easier to choose Bitcoin.
Make sense?
Trump is a stable genius.
He is NOT stupid!
What's funny because like, this whole thing that this person's arguing, all Trump would have to do is just make any statement involving Bitcoin being good.
Yeah.
All you have to do is say like, you know, I've been looking at those Bitcoins.
Bitcoin seems pretty cool.
And Bitcoin would go apeshit.
It would go, it would probably do well for a minute.
Absolutely.
Because the people who buy Bitcoin are like, Mid-30s.
They're like 20s, 30s young men.
That's like pretty much who buys Bitcoin.
If Trump said buy Bitcoin, there would be a huge wave of people and Trump could actually buy a bunch of Bitcoin Say, hey, everybody should buy Bitcoin and then have the price of Bitcoin skyrocket and then make a couple million dollars.
Easily, easily, real casually.
And that would accomplish everything this person's saying about getting people used to digital wallets and getting them away from the central banking system.
Also, Trump could just come out and say, hey, the central bankers are going to create a digital currency that's going to be bad for everybody.
You should get a different digital currency.
You should get Bitcoin.
Yeah.
Why isn't he saying that?
If he's on your side, why is he couching it in the most cringe, get-rich-quick scheme you've ever seen?
Why is he doing it like that, Ascension for Humanity?
Because it's about trust.
It's about getting the real heads on board first.
Yeah, totally.
If you are comfortable using a digital currency, you will find it easier to choose Bitcoin.
Why?
They're both going to be digital currencies.
You're going to have to pick a digital currency.
If the good, you know, anti-deep state is saying pick Bitcoin instead of CBDC or whatever, then you'll just do that.
Instead of learning how to use a wallet for the CBDC, you'll learn how to use the wallet for the Bitcoin.
I mean, this is like...
This is some crazy amount of coke.
Trump is signaling that you need to move your money into digital trading cards.
He's doing it.
God.
And like I said, what's funny is that these are the same people who we talked about earlier, they're worried about the central bank system, so they invest in gold.
They fill up their matches with cash.
And now they're saying like, nuh-uh, you got to get on the digital wallet for now.
We got to get on the digital wallet to get used to it before, you know, I don't know.
But it's just like the way these people have pivoted is I didn't see it coming.
Uh, this was extremely funny, extremely funny to see these.
I mean, you can go to these reactions, you can go like anywhere and see the reactions to this.
There are like people in these groups calling Trump gay for doing this.
What's the hardest part about, about selling NFTs?
Telling Trump's mom he's gay?
Yeah.
I love that.
It's like, no, no, this is, this is, this is, these cartoons, they're too gay for me.
I don't like that.
This is not.
Yeah, you lost, he lost it, man.
He lost it.
Like this is, you know, there's still going to be a ton of people to vote for him if he runs, which I assume he will.
But it's not going to be, it's going to be fewer people.
Fewer people are going to vote for the guy who mocked himself up as a, as a superhero, as a ripped superhero.
Yeah.
Well, it is kind of gay.
He was doing, he was doing cartoons at any point.
He could have whipped up an illustration with him around like so many, you know, so many really attractive women who were probably half naked or fully naked and just surrounded by them.
He didn't do that.
Why didn't he do that?
Why didn't he just put himself in spandex?
What's that about?
Pretty gay.
Uh, yeah.
I think we're going to leave it here for the episode.
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