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Aug. 10, 2022 - Minion Death Cult
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EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Mar-A-Lago has fallen. America is under siege.

The FBI raids Trump's Florida home. Patriots are doing the most important posting of their lives. We're documenting it.

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I just want to say in closing, listen, America, they're laughing at you.
The left thinks this is hilarious.
If you doubt me, just go to any of their goofy platforms, Twitter or elsewhere right now.
They think this is hilarious.
What happened today should have never happened.
Should have never freaking happened at all.
I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Mar-a-Lago has fallen.
America is under siege.
We're documenting it.
We're bringing you an emergency broadcast today for obvious reasons.
The state of the nation is more uncertain than it's ever been.
Emotions are high, a lot of people are saying a lot of actionable things on the internet, and we're here to support them and amplify those voices.
We are speaking for those who already spoke and clearly got reactions, but we're gonna speak it for them again.
It's funny when you when you hit me up yesterday and you're like, hey, got an emergency episode.
I was like, oh, why?
What happened?
And you're like, you know, like you said, Mar-a-Lago has fallen.
I was like taking a nap when that happened.
And I kind of read it half asleep.
And I just thought it was like a like a not great joke.
Like, oh, oh, funny.
That's funny.
But like whatever.
But then it was real.
And I was like, oh.
And then I saw all the reacts rolling on in from our favorite people.
Yeah.
Got some good stuff here.
Yeah.
Okay.
This is a bonus.
This is a bonus emergency episode of Minion Death Cult.
You know, we're covering the Anarchists on the bonus feed, but we needed to get this out to the people.
We needed to cover this incredibly pressing issue.
I have more audio.
I have more dispatches from an America under siege.
Trump's home raided by the FBI for some made-up reason.
Something about stealing 15 boxes of classified documents from the White House and putting them in his golf course.
Something stupid like that.
The left is laughing, but in my opinion, I think a lot of this laughter coming from the left is nervous laughter.
I think they might know what they've unleashed.
I think they might know what they've set in motion and are a little excited, but also scared.
I'm sure the Manhattan Project had a few nervous laughs, nervous chuckles in there too, but they knew what they were doing.
Yeah, they were creating a power they've never seen before, and I think that might be... We've never seen what a Donald Trump who's got nothing to lose looks like.
Donald Trump posted he kind of broke the news he kind of broke the news about the FBI raid on his truth social and He he wrote this These are dark times for our nation as my beautiful home Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida is currently under siege Raided and occupied by a large group of FBI agents nothing like this has ever happened to a president of the United States before and That's kind of why it's funny, to be honest.
Yeah.
Right?
That's like a big part of why it's so funny.
It's the element of surprise.
Like, anybody who's done comedy knows that that's a... One of the most important elements of telling a good joke is surprise.
That's true, yeah.
And like, this has never happened.
And there's been, I feel like there should have been plenty of reason for this to happen before, but this is unprecedented.
This has never happened before.
And I think that also speaks to the kind of quality of guy he is.
He's a guy who likes first.
He likes to break ground.
He's exceptional.
Yeah.
So that's just, we kind of just gave him another merit badge, you know?
After working and cooperating with the relevant government agencies, this unannounced raid on my home was not necessary or appropriate.
It's just really how unnecessary it was that hurts the most.
It's the whole unnecessariness of it all.
Well, he was already working with the necessary government agencies.
By that, he means people that were in his cabinet, maybe his assistants, maybe just his housekeeper.
Those people, they've already been talked to, and they've been worked with.
I love how he's like, yeah, I was working with the government, and then they decided to raid my home.
Yeah.
It's like, maybe you shouldn't have.
I don't know.
Maybe you should try something different.
I did always say things like, this is off the record.
I would say that out loud, so... It is prosecutorial misconduct, the weaponization of the justice system, and an attack by radical left Democrats who desperately don't want me to run for president in 2024, especially based on recent polls, and who will likewise do anything to stop Republicans and conservatives in the upcoming midterm elections.
Such an assault could only take place in broken third world countries.
Sadly, America has now become one of those countries.
Corrupt at a level not seen before.
I actually think arresting a powerful person is the least corrupt thing the FBI...
I mean, they didn't arrest him.
Raiding the home of a powerful person?
One of the least corrupt things the FBI's done.
I actually- it seems like they're slipping, to be honest.
Yeah, it's kind of weird because like I- I- It's kind of disappointing because I feel like they should be busier than that.
I feel like there's a lot of podcasts out there.
I feel like they should be busier than that.
For them to actually do this, are they trying to save face?
Are they trying to appeal to the Democrats in power?
Is that what they're doing?
Yeah, I think it's a possible move by Biden.
It's a PR move.
It's a possible move by Biden to be like, yeah, you know what?
We protected abortion in Kansas.
Remember when I did that?
And also we made Drumpf embarrassed.
It is pretty smart because they're like, hey, listen, I know that we're finishing that wall.
I know that we've actually increased Um, you know, ice raids and stuff like that.
Uh, but, but, that's not the only raid we're doing.
We also, we also raided Trump's, uh, Mar-a-Lago house.
How about that?
Hey, how about that?
Um, yeah, so I don't, uh, I don't think anything's gonna actually happen to, to old, old Drumpy, but, um, I am glad that he was, like, embarrassed by this.
I think it's... You know, I will take it.
It's pretty cool.
It is surprising that the FBI raided his fucking house.
It's got nothing to do with, like, Russia.
It's got nothing to do with any of his official, like, actions as president.
It's just got to do with him taking documents concerning his own presidential records, it seems.
I have something from Politico here where it says, in the absence of more detailed information about the investigation, it's unclear what potential crimes DOJ is probing.
Notably, Trump, after a fierce campaign against Clinton in which he called for her to be jailed for her handling of classified material, Signed a law in 2018 that stiffened the penalty for unauthorized removal and retention of classified documents from one year to five years, turning it into a felony offense.
I, I, we all know, I don't have to say, um, you know, allowed to, you know, that I'm, I'm an abolitionist, you know, um, I think that the concept of felons and, uh, felonies is disgusting and it ruins people's lives.
Um, but like, Why not make him a felon?
If we're gonna have felons, why not make him a felon?
Maybe him experiencing that, he can get people like Kim Kardashian to petition to end things like felons.
What would be the material condition of him being a FET?
Like he couldn't get a job?
Yeah, he couldn't get a job.
That's the thing.
He just couldn't get a job.
He couldn't have a gun.
Oh, shit.
Well, yeah.
I can't even picture him shooting a gun.
No, of course not.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
They found anything worthwhile, they would have taken them.
But I really think they only took those documents because I bet you those documents incriminated other people.
And they were like, we just can't, we don't trust you with these.
It probably wasn't about getting him, because there's so much to get him on.
This is just an easy thing they have to do to cover their own ass.
If he did have classified documents, that's a massive loose thread that they needed to fix immediately.
Yeah, they're probably just super annoyed that they had to actually go do it.
They'd probably be like, just give it to us, please, if I'm just annoyed by that.
We got so much content here.
We got so much stuff to go over.
It's just, you know, I'm trying to keep this to a briefer episode than normal since we're just on the one subject of the apocalyptic, cataclysmic event of Trump's house getting raided.
But there's so much to talk about, and the first response I have here is a screenshot that was posted in a comment section of somebody else's comment that goes, BREAKING!
As if it couldn't get any better, the judge who signed off on the raid of President Trump's home was none other than Bruce Reinhart.
Reinhardt is an ex-attorney who represented Jeffrey Epstein and his accomplices.
Oh shit, oh fuck.
Oh shit, oh fuck.
This is literally a movie script.
Oh shit, oh fuck.
And, you know, there's reporting on this that the judge who signed the warrant to raid Mar-a-Lago did represent and work with Epstein Associates.
I think it was described as like Epstein's employees, who were both women, which is like, well, Like, employees like sex slaves?
Is that what he means?
Or is it, like, employees like Ghislaine Maxwell?
Yeah.
You know, it's unclear.
I don't know enough about the case.
Also, what was he representing them, like, for?
Was he representing them against him, maybe?
Is that an option?
Well, they're...
The overall implication is that he was helping Epstein's enterprise by doing this.
And also, he was a huge Obama donor.
That's the news that's coming out.
The news that you won't really read about, or if you read these articles, it'll just say, oh yeah, Reinhart was appointed federal judge in the Southern District of Florida in 2018.
He gave massive amounts of money to Obama, and he's associated with Jeffrey Epstein.
And it's like, wait, wait, go back.
What year was he appointed?
Yeah.
Oh, 2018.
Oh.
Oh, during that one guy's presidency.
What was his name again?
Yeah.
What's going on there?
So Donald Trump literally appointed the judge that signed the fucking warrant to raid Donald Trump's house, right?
And it's very funny to be like, ah, this guy though, this guy's a member of the deep state.
He's got ties to Epstein.
And it's like, well then why did Trump fucking appoint him as a judge?
Is it because Trump liked Epstein?
Is it because Trump likes fucking little girls?
Or at least being around powerful people who do that?
I mean, he appointed fucking Alexander, what's his name, Acosta, as the...
As his secretary of labor, the guy who got Epstein a fucking plea deal in New York City.
Very publicly, not a secret.
Yeah, so very funny to try to employ this as a gotcha.
I just, you know, I'm feeling like I'm at my most Rachel Maddow here, but it's very funny to be like, to just, okay, Trump in a fit of like rage against Hillary Clinton.
Signed a law saying that removing classified documents is now a felony punishable by five years and also appointed the Epstein Associated Judge who then signed off on the raid on his own house.
I mean, if we're talking about a movie script, I think we're talking more about like a Coen Brothers movie script than a Tom Clancy movie script.
But because we also, we got to remember, we're still talking about the guy who kind of thinks you can't do crimes if you're the president.
He thinks that while you're president, it's not really a crime.
That was his mentality the whole time.
Yeah, he signed that.
He's like, "I actually removed the documents "before I signed the bill." So... - This is like a good, really good encapsulation I mean, it kind of goes to what you said, Tony, about the level of, you know, president.
I'm gonna really need you to not sit on my cables, dude.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Red States win on Newsmax.
Said anyone.
This is one of the top comments on the story.
Anyone that thinks this is okay, space period, isn't an American, space period, space period, period.
You don't raid former presidents homes.
Yeah, and this is the whole thing like we talked about this is very much about it being a president.
This is about leaders are like infallible.
You can't fuck with them because like they're not at all talking about like, you know, like what we just discovered about the Breonna Taylor case, you know, they're not talking about stuff like that.
Where it's like someone's residence being invaded.
They're specifically talking about people in power.
That's it.
You just don't do that, Tony.
Yeah.
They're in power for a reason.
It's because they're better than you.
By virtue of them being in power, it means that they're good.
Except for the specific politicians we don't like.
And listen, if I didn't want to be rated, I would just become a good politician.
But until then, I'm going to trust that if I'm getting rated, it's because the people who I put in power know what they're doing.
Um, I love this.
From the right wing, you just, you gotta respect the former president.
You gotta respect that.
I mean, that's a big deal.
You simply do not raid former presidents' homes.
And you're just like looking at, you're just like looking at this guy's posting history and it's just like crude photoshops of Obama being strangled by him personally.
Well that don't don't get on that you see you're you're getting that's like semantics right just because they didn't say real president okay you know what they're talking about they're talking about real presidents all right Fake presidents, fake Hawaiians, fake ass Hawaiians.
They don't count.
Those aren't real presidents.
You can make fun of them.
This is just something that's not done, Tony.
Yeah, you just don't do it.
You just don't do it.
Raiding a president's home.
My goodness.
I love... What was I going to say here?
Yeah, just... I forgot.
Anyway.
This...
This next one's amazing.
Like, okay, I remember.
During a fucking debate, Donald Trump was like, yeah, I'm gonna throw you in jail, because I don't like you.
During a debate that people, after that debate, people said he, like, lost that debate.
And then he still, like, beat her.
It's so, it's so funny.
You should, you would never raid a president's home.
No, you would never.
Well, that's, I mean, you know, a First Lady is different.
He would never have gone in Bill Clinton's personal room.
You know Bill Clinton has his own bedroom.
There's no way he would have gone in that bedroom.
I'm jumping ahead in the doc because it's the same sentiment.
This was an extremely popular sentiment.
I'm just going to do a speed round.
Annette Knotts said, Vote All Red to save America.
This is so wrong.
Imagine what they could do to us little people.
Best Nila says, I am sickened that the FBI dared to raid Mar-a-Lago.
If they can do that to 45, imagine what they will do to us.
Shame on them.
I stand with my president, Donald J. Trump.
And then also in Fox News comment section, Melinda Brim Lawrence says, if they can target the ex-president, imagine what they can do to us.
Outrageous.
Can you imagine what the FBI can now do to just an average person?
Now that they've arrested, not arrested, but just, you know, raided, just did an investigation on an ex-president.
That is scary because I'm already terrified enough of the police and the sheriffs, right?
But, you know, I see an FBI agent and I just give them a little nod and I move them along my day.
You know, because I know they wouldn't do that.
They wouldn't violate my rights because, you know, we pay with our taxes, you know?
So if they're going to violate a president, you know, who knows what they could do?
Again, like, do these people, like, not know what happens every fucking day?
I was wrapping my head, like, racking my brains trying to figure out what the fuck these people mean when they say that.
If they can go after the president, they can go after anyone.
Yeah.
What did you think their job was?
What do you think a policing agency does?
They only, like...
Like, who do you think they've been going after?
If you're admitting that going after a president is an unprecedented move, then who have they been going after?
Yeah, what have they been keeping busy with the whole time?
It's such an insane thing to say, and they're all saying it.
Well, they only go after serial killers.
That's what every FBI agent ever does.
They just go after, they interview serial killers, And that's what they do.
This is the conclusion that I came to.
So when they say, imagine what they could do to us little people, right?
But they have to know the FBI has been arresting people, right?
The FBI has arrested people before, and if they weren't presidents, then who were they?
The FBI has disappeared people, like many.
So this got me thinking, oh, they mean...
The president was above them.
Yep.
But then there's a bunch of other people who are below them.
And so, even though they call themselves the little people, they mean, like, little as in small business owner.
Like, that's what they mean.
And so, everybody else who's ever been fucked over by the FBI, or arrested, or targeted, was below them, and that's fine.
But now, they leapt to the top, and they're not respecting the hierarchy.
FBI is not respecting the hierarchy anymore.
And they catapulted straight to the top, which then enables them to, you know, you know how, like, normally when you're doing an investigation or you're taking down, like, you know, let's just say a political movement or whatever.
You always just start at the top.
You always start with the biggest guy.
And then after you get the biggest guy out of the way, then you go arrest a hundred small fries.
That's how you do it.
Yeah, that's the way to go.
I've seen a couple movies in my day.
You have to time it out.
Maybe that's what they're waiting for.
But yeah, like you said, the small business owner, the small business owner has two enemies, right?
It's the person they're paying rent to, the landlord.
They don't like the landlord, hopefully.
Um, and, you know, they also hate the taxes, right?
But the other person they hate is, like, the on-house person who, like, wants to use the restroom.
I was gonna say, small business owners probably own their own house.
Probably don't have a landlord.
But their, but their business, they have to pay rent on their business.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, well, then I would add another person, uh, the employee.
Yo, get, get this, get this.
KUKA's Highland is closing.
Oh, crazy.
Because of the landlord.
But the landlord wants too much money and that that corner has not changed at all.
OK, yeah.
Then what?
They're not going to get it then.
Exactly.
It has not changed at all.
And they're they're chasing kookas out.
Like what is going to go in there?
This is a this is a plaza across from a rock quarry, if anybody's curious.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it's it's not.
I mean, in like that little restaurant does OK.
But yeah, the landlord's trying to price them out.
Oh, okay.
Well, hey, landlords are bastards.
Even if, you know, the enemy of my enemy is not always my friend.
Yeah, so the FBI gets the unhoused people and gets the landlords.
Yeah, so that was just a comment.
If they can target the frickin' president, then none of us are safe.
What are you talking about?
What is going on in your fuckin' mind?
Also, are you stealing documents from work?
Is that what you're saying?
Okay, so in case you haven't gotten the message about how devastating this is, you know, not only are just everything on the table, all of us are now eligible to be investigated by the FBI because they took out the head vampire or whatever the logic is behind this.
Just to reinforce like how fucked up this is, I have a post here in Democrats are communist parentheses we violate quote community standards or something Facebook group.
It's a great Facebook group name.
I'm collecting some of the best Facebook group names I've ever seen.
That's great.
Somebody posted in this group, remember that feeling you got when the second plane hit the Twin Towers and you realized what was going on?
You should have that same feeling again right now.
Well, well, I've met Imagine posting on 9-11, hey, listen, what I'm never going to forget is, is actually, was it August 6th?
8-8.
8-8?
I'm never going to forget 8-8.
Yeah, the Nazi number.
They picked it for a reason.
Oh, whoa, shit.
Oh, shit.
Who did 8-8 then?
Did Biden do 8-8?
Is that what they're going to say?
Yeah, the Nazis, dude.
The Nazis and the demo Nazis in the White House.
Listen, today on 9-11, I'm going to remember how I felt when I saw them enter Mar-a-Lago, when I watched the replays of the plane hitting the second tower.
It's going to be a heavy fucking day.
A second banker's box has exited Mar-a-Lago in the hands of an FBI agent.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, they're just they're just dumping files out of the top windows.
Files are just Watching the manila envelopes catch the air and float down is something I'll never forget.
It's haunting.
I do take solace, though, that after the FBI rifled through everything and basically destroyed his home, you could see two putters that were kind of crossed.
Oh, wow.
Making the sign of the cross.
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
You know, all the, and there were like a bunch of Trump fans that showed up to try and like, you know, show support or whatever after it was happening, which they're kind of like the first responders in that sense, you know, and they're probably going to suffer, suffer from things like, you know, like what do you get?
Like salmonella, probably going to, you know, have long-term effects, but.
You know, we just need to make sure they get healthcare.
It is a shame that it wasn't a full 9-11 and there wasn't any looting.
That would have been, that would have been sick.
The cops also confiscated, the FBI confiscated flat screen TVs from his house too.
Yeah, so this is as bad as 9-11.
These people are unironically saying that Donald Trump's being raided by the FBI is as bad as 9-11.
They didn't let their kid to go to school that day.
They're like...
We're just gonna stay home today.
I don't feel safe.
I don't feel safe out there.
It makes this thing even funnier.
I'm sorry.
Like I already thought it was funny and now you're you're like crying and weeping like it's 9-11.
That's even funnier.
Some people are saying in these comments it's even worse than 9-11 because 9-11 brought the country together.
Oh shit.
This is only gonna further divide the country.
Oh wow.
Because remember the two towers became one pile.
Yeah, three buildings.
I don't want to talk about that one.
I just feel like that one was kind of trying to steal its thunder.
Not as cool.
But yeah, this is fucked up.
Yeah, this is really...
Tearing at the cloth.
I've been really into just like commenting the worst thing I can think of on some of these posts.
I love your profile pic so much.
So perfect.
Yeah, this is my Facebook alt.
Yeah, my Facebook alt is a construction worker wearing a hoodie and he's got his hard hat over the hood that's up on his head.
And it's the guy who was really upset about Minnie Mouse changing her wardrobe from the dress to like a pantsuit.
Yeah.
And I really liked that post, and so I took this guy's profile pic.
But yeah, I commented.
I said, yeah, and just like back then on 9-11, the Democrats are behind it.
Whoa!
So real!
And that's the top comment on this post.
Yes!
You did it!
You did it!
You got the top comment?
Yeah, easily.
That's so amazing!
It's so good, like, what?
That's never been a conspiracy theory, that the Democrats were behind 9-11?
It was very specifically, like, Bush did 9-11, right?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Like, Bush did 9, like, the most fringe conspiracy theory that's still fairly mainstream, but is, like, pretty out there, is, like, Jews did 9-11, right?
Yeah.
Or, like, Israel did 9-11.
Yeah.
There's no conspiracy theory that Democrats did 9-11.
I like that.
And they were just like, yeah, no, that makes sense.
Even though, like, you know, the majority of politicians are still Christian, the majority of Democrats are still Christian, Democrats are, like, kind of like Jews.
That's true.
To these people.
So, yeah.
Yep.
Just like that.
Democrats are behind it.
Just bangers.
Speaking of Jews, it was a really big day also for people who don't know how to spell Gestapo.
Because you see these things like, you see these repeated things like, America is under siege.
I saw that comment like a few times, like Susan McDonald, America is under siege!
Four exclamation points.
But it's because it's what Trump said.
Trump said Mar-a-Lago was under siege.
I love that so much.
And then Dan Bongo repeated it, America's under siege.
Again, but I do want to just put it out there real quick that Mar-a-Lago Has Fallen has been trademarked by MDC Productions, and if anybody wants to use that, we're talking to the Amazon producers and writers out there.
When you do want to use that for your straight-to-streaming movie about this, Mar-a-Lago Has Fallen has to go through us, and we also want to be in it.
Yeah.
Yeah, Gerard Butler is allowed as well.
He's also welcome.
Yeah, he's grandfathered in.
Yeah.
But yeah, somebody said something about Gestapo.
Like they're saying Banana Republic, like Donald Trump did, and they're saying Gestapo, they're saying Under Siege.
And yeah, it's just people don't really know how to spell it.
So like Peggy Carver says, This is a shame.
I'm totally and fully outraged.
When are we, the people, going to stop the Democrats?
When I voiced my opinion today about the new bill, they pushed thirr.
I was called a idiot for speaking out.
I am 75 years old and never dreamed this country would become a Gustavo regime.
They fear Donald Trump and the American people that follow him.
It's only proving his point how corrupt Washington Democrats are.
Immediate next comment below it.
The FBI is the modern-day Gestapo.
Gestapo Chico.
It has more bubbles in it.
Gestapo.
And like, again, oh, you know what?
Yeah.
If you, if you are a MAGA person, this is your, this is your revolutionary leader.
This is them, you know, this, this is like, this is a big deal.
Like this is your, who you look to.
This guy leads your movement, and they're just going to break into his house.
So, yeah, I guess it is like the Gestapo was.
This is exactly the mirror image of the Democrat response to January 6th.
Yep.
This is January 6th for conservatives, by which I mean it's like the most upsetting and politically invigorating thing that's happened to them in the last several years.
Yeah.
Since 2016.
Yeah.
They are hyperventilating.
Nothing happened between then and now though.
Nothing else happened between then and now.
They're hyperventilating over this.
They're calling it the end of the world.
Uh, they're reacting more strongly to this than liberals did to January 6th.
I, I kind of think, but it's just because they're a more extreme brand of politics in general.
So maybe that's an unfair comparison.
I mean, people in power were literally like, uh, you know, uh, posting that, um, what's the word I'm looking for that, that like were in, uh, What does the upside down five mean again?
Distress.
Distress, thank you.
You don't casually do that.
I mean, I know we casually do that, but they don't casually do that.
So, I want to talk about now, maybe it's a good thing that Trump was raided by Mar-a-Lago.
You know, we've heard We've heard what's bad about it.
We've heard, you know, some of the worst predictions about this whole thing.
Let's hear maybe there's some good news.
Maybe it's actually not what it seems.
Inevitable ET says, I for one am excited they raided Mar-a-Lago.
Anything they find needed to be found.
Parentheses, how do you inject evidence legally?
Why wasn't there a third set?
Why didn't he do another one?
every single time parentheses yet they still try print double parentheses oh because they have to oh that last day with the double parentheses felt strong i well why wasn't there a third set why didn't he do another one interesting uh yeah i i you Yeah.
Oh, man.
How do you inject evidence legally?
Well, you have to be arrested.
You have to have your stuff raided first.
That's how you inject evidence legally, is you get it taken from you by the FBI.
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, once they have those boxes, they can put whatever they want in them, you know?
Yeah.
And then, yeah, Michael Doberly says, if they arrest Trump and put him in jail, that means he can bring all his evidence to light.
Think about what's going on, people.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
And Debra Wilson replies, this will bring in the military.
And Michael Doberly says, I guess it is what it is.
Hell yeah, dude.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude.
I guess we're going to have to... I don't know, what is the military doing here?
Is it martial law or something like that?
Is that what the military means?
What is bringing the military in?
And why is Michael just like...
It is what it is.
Yeah, somebody posted like the most vague thing possible and he's like, you're right.
I guess we'll have to wait and see.
I've had some like final conversations with people because like throughout the conversation, that was the only response I got.
And then it's like, okay, well, yep, I guess, I guess you're right.
Yeah.
Guess it is what it is.
Peace, dog.
Um, so I love, I love this, I love this line of thought here.
How do you inject evidence legally?
Yeah.
It's like, oh, he, he did a joker.
He wanted to get thrown in prison.
And it's like, I don't know.
How do you inject evidence legally?
I think you can like say it out loud.
Yeah.
I think you can say I have this.
I think you can do what you like told Hillary Clinton to do.
You know?
I think you can, like, uh... Isn't there some sort of, like... There's gotta be some sort of method of mass communication.
Like, in a digital way.
You know?
Like... Outside of the realm of government that's, like, socially distributed.
Yeah.
Some... Oh yeah, truth.com.
He's fucking... This is... This is how smart he is.
He was... He didn't... He didn't go through those channels.
He waited, uh, to get the evidence taken from him.
By the corrupt FBI.
I wish that there was a photo sesh.
Have you seen the kid who stole the Cadillac converters?
Have you seen that kid?
No.
He's standing next to a pyramid of Cadillac converters with stacks of money.
And then there's another one where he's on the couch with Cadillac converters around him and a saw.
And he spells out in money on the floor, a saw changed my life.
Like, I have seen those, yeah.
Like, I want to see Trump just sitting on boxes, just making a chair out of the boxes.
Another comment I did on my alt about a catalytic converter thief, I said, the biggest catalytic converter thief is Joe Biden, who's trying to make us buy electric vehicles.
Oh shit, yeah.
Hell yeah.
It's like he's robbing all of us of our catalytic converters.
Make a meme where you label a saw, um, electric cars.
The Green New Deal.
The Green New Deal, yeah, that's way too heady, that would never land.
Uh, so yeah, it's so fu- like, what do you think Trump- Okay, let me say this, also, Trump, as president, has the power to declassify anything he wants to!
That's a- that's one of the, like, few, sort of, definite powers of the president.
He can declassify anything he fucking wants to!
Why would he have a big box of classified documents that he didn't want anybody to know about?
Oh, well, it's because he was biding his time waiting for the FBI to come and be ensnared in his trap by taking them away from him.
Why can't you just respect showmanship?
Why can't you just respect drama?
My god, it's like- It's so fucking- Why can't you respect being petty?
It's so cringe- These people are like so cringe, man.
They have no self-respect whatsoever.
Oh, well, he was probably keeping the documents classified hidden in his closet because it's evidence that's gonna undo the swamp.
That's why.
It's not because they were records of his actual presidency that he was deathly afraid of somebody else declassifying, somebody else actually injecting evidence legally by releasing them to the public.
That couldn't possibly be it.
It's just like a count of every like It's just like statements of him talking shit on every single person who's, like, gone to prison for him.
And also, like, hidden his secrets, kept shit confidential.
get rid of him actually it's just like statements of him talking shit on every single person who's like gone to prison for him and also like uh hidden hidden his secrets kept kept shit confidential it's just him like burning every single bridge without a care i mean people for people forget like his presidency was so dramatic he was like He fired so many people.
He hired so many wild people.
There were so many weird twists and turns.
The whole thing was very like a soap opera.
But actually, what I heard, though, is that he actually snuck inside every single box.
He snuck a photocopy of his butt nuts in every single one.
He photocopied it.
And now they're going to have to look at that.
Wow.
That's so humiliating.
Then I guess it was all worth it.
Yeah.
Threw a sucket on one of them.
Another reason, the final reason this might be good, maybe.
This was shared into Snowflakeapalooza, the Facebook group.
Why is that?
Is there something on the car?
There's like a race car as like the logo for it.
Oh, someone's in the trunk.
Oh, yeah, I don't know what the group logo is.
Somebody's sticking out of the trunk of the car.
It's probably Nancy Pelosi or somebody, but it's a cool race car with like a spoiler on the rear trunk, you know.
I like Snowflake Palooza and that combination.
It makes me curious about the demographic.
Yes, this guy shared a Shared, like, an image, WordArt, are we calling it?
WordArt, yes, WordArt, yeah.
With crying laughing emojis.
The 3D ones, it's pretty string about.
Says, What's good about, quote, Trump's dash raid, end quote, today?
Is blocking, parenthesis, Libyets.
Mega style, dot, dot, dot.
Twisted crying laughing face, another one.
What?
What?
Oh.
They came and got the evidence, so that's gonna block the libs, like we said.
If that's something that could be done, he could have just done that.
He means on social media.
There's all these libiates that are just stepping in it.
Oh, so that's what's fun.
Letting their libiate flag fly.
That's what's fun.
Okay, that is fun, yeah.
I did have a guy, I do have a guy who I follow who's like one of those finger on the pulse type people.
He posted something like, Oh, I can't believe all you, all you people were like, fuck 12 last week, but now you're all pro FBI.
Yeah.
It is hypocritical.
Yeah.
And then, but then he was like, uh, but it was under the whole like, um, man, but then it was the next comment was like, fuck Biden.
But it was cause like Biden did this.
Yeah.
No, I'll actually, I'm one of those, uh, I'm one of those law and order patriotic communists.
Uh, that's, that's actually who I am.
That's why I liked the FBI now.
As someone who just wants to leave California, that whole life wouldn't work outside of California.
Their job and stuff has to be here.
Yeah, I don't really understand the hypocrisy argument.
A lot of people try to make this hypocrisy argument for the left when we laugh, when cops kill each other, or something like that.
Imagine there's a big tiger outside, roaming your neighborhood.
Yeah.
And it might get you.
Maybe it got some of your friends.
But then you see it get the silliest asshole in the world.
And you're like, OK, well, at least it got that guy, too.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, the silliest asshole.
I was like, who was trying to get into your house?
That's the irony.
That's what they also was trying to get into your house.
I'm going to go ahead and be cool with that.
It doesn't mean I like or trust the tiger anymore.
No.
It's just like, oh, well, it's cool that the wind blew that way this one time.
I don't even feel confident the tiger is going to be full after eating this guy.
I know I'm still very much on the chopping block, but I'm going to savor this little moment.
Okay.
Let's move on to the main event here.
What people have been probably expecting, probably waiting for.
It's Minions Law time, folks.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
And I want to preface this.
I want to preface this by saying as as like excited and happy as liberals and the left were about Donald Trump getting his home raided by the FBI.
There's one group who is much more excited and happy about this news.
Yes.
And that's the far right.
Okay?
They were ecstatic about this.
If you think they were excited about blocking libs, just you wait.
UFO Whisperer on... So I went to... This is where most of these replies are from.
I went to Dan Bongo's Rumble page.
Rumble's a social media platform that allows you to take other people's videos and post it as your own and then monetize it.
So you can just like take a whole clip from an ABC News broadcast and put it and upload it to your profile and then make money off of it.
It's pretty cool.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna copy and paste every single TKW video onto Rumble and just cash out.
He might actually be on Rumble, though.
That's the thing.
Who cares?
They might actually have some method of scanning audio within their... We will find out.
So I went to his page, I wanted to see what else he was saying, like on Rumble, you know, and it's just not, it's just like a fucking, uh, media click farm, uh, you know, content mining mill.
Uh, but the comments were wonderful.
UFO Whisperer says, LET'S GO TO WAR!
And like, I don't think he means with the FBI, just the FBI.
M2022W says, Civil War, now today!
Just for the record, Meow2022W is formed to say meow.
This adorable name is designed to say the word meow, and their comment is, Civil War, now today!
Which, I mean, I'm sorry.
If not today, then when?
You know?
Start today.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Lock and load.
Lock and load, brother.
Where do I sign up?
Dot, dot, dot.
Question mark.
Lock and load!
Dot, dot, dot. 30 exclamation points!
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Lock and load.
Lock and load, brother.
You know, I have wanted to say that sincerely, just one time.
Yeah, uh, hey, what's up?
I'm I'm your mom's age, and I'm going to do civil war against the liberals.
Lock and load.
I'm actually two years older than your mom, who's a grandmother.
Yeah, and I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
If you think her eyes are cold and empty, wait until you look into these bad boys.
Jody's handsome man says... Jody is for sure their mom.
Jody's for sure their mom.
Jody's handsome man.
Jody's handsome man says, they want civil war so they can hide their crimes.
So kind of deviating a little bit from the party line here.
It's actually the left that wants the Civil War.
Yeah.
Never mind the literal 200 comments of everybody on my side calling for Civil War.
The left, they want a Civil War so they can hide their crimes.
It's called the fog of war.
It obscures all the documents when you try to look at them.
Well, you got to remember, we started this We did this to ourselves.
We started this when Obama made them racist.
If Obama would have never made them racist, you know, like, we're pushing them to this war.
We're asking for it.
This is one of my favorite.
Leighton Saar says, For at least five or six years, we've been told and have seen true enemies of our republic sodomize Trump, and we've been too goddamn silent.
Too late to be quiet.
Like, nothing has happened to Trump.
Nothing.
He has suffered no consequences for anything at all.
It's been mostly, like, a verbal sodomy.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Which is, like, not the same thing.
We've been too goddamn silent.
We've had a fucking ball gag in our mouths.
Have you been silent, Leighton?
Sorry, I'm sure if I go to your comment history, it is gonna be deep.
Yeah, that's just a lot of psychosexual.
We've been watching them sodomize Trump, and we've been silent, sitting here, cocks in cages, ball gags in our mouths, hands trussed behind us in an elegant knot.
I can smell it, even, but I can't do anything about it.
This is in the Fox News comments section.
Ryan Tremblay said, Weaponizing the DOJ against a former president.
Bold move considering 50% of the country supports him.
The same 50% who are armed to the teeth.
This will only divide our country further.
Stupid move.
You know, I'm actually, so I often like get worried sometimes, you know, when I, I like just think about What we're all trying to accomplish is like a collective and just like as a community.
As a what?
Like a collective of sorts, you know, as a community.
A collective?
I don't know those.
I don't know how to describe to those beliefs.
Like we're supposed to like, you know, as like we can accomplish like, you know, just in general.
And I get kind of down about the numbers, but I'm actually really glad to hear that turns out We got 50%!
We got 50% and that's good to hear.
Where are they getting these numbers from?
If you think that both 50% of the country is with you or against you, and you also think that only 50% of the country is armed or not, where are you getting these numbers from?
Well, I think he's being a bit humble.
I think he could go as far as to say 60% of the country supports Trump, or even 75% of the country support.
Like, what's to stop him from saying those numbers, Tony?
I mean, I did a poll on Rumble, and I'll tell you what.
89%!
89% support.
Wow.
I mean, and those numbers are skewed, too.
You can't really even trust those numbers.
Algorithms are algorithms, you know?
I don't ever trust those.
Like not even.
I asked my homies.
I asked the homies.
I said hey on my Instagram.
I said hey homies.
How we riding or dying?
What are we doing here?
45?
And everyone said everyone said on gang.
Everyone said on gang.
I said on gang or full cap were my options.
Oh yeah.
And everyone said everyone everyone said on gang.
One guy said on cap.
And then you were like, what?
And then he pointed to his Trump hat.
Oh, and that, yeah.
Yeah.
But unfortunately I can't, I can't actually, that can't reflect in the actual, um, uh, numbers I get in the end.
Cause Instagram doesn't, doesn't get jokes.
That's where the 11% came from.
Also, I think that's why we need to take voting more seriously.
So we had a discussion about that, but it was a good hat though.
I love this comment so much.
50%, not even 50% of the people who voted liked Trump.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like the first time.
The fucking first time they voted.
Yeah.
Well, those aren't the real ones, though.
You keep forgetting about the other ones that would have made it 50%.
But he still won.
They're not contesting the results of the first one that he won with less than half of the popular vote.
Yeah, and also just, I love the whole, not just armed, but armed to the teeth.
Yeah.
And yeah, Marta replies to this, you really think y'all are the only ones armed?
The difference is the other side doesn't wave them around like a fool or mention it every chance they get.
That is fact.
Get over your hurt feelings.
Pretty accurate comment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But Terry replies, bring your weapons, please.
Let's see what you got.
Marta's like, uh, I just said that I don't talk about what weapons I have.
Yeah, I'm not posting them on the internet.
Remember how, like, you just swore that the FBI was the greatest threat to your existence?
Yeah.
Remember that thing?
Oh, let's talk about which weapons we have!
No, I post them so they know they can't come and take them.
Duh.
Uh, and then she was like, I think you don't understand what I said.
And he said, that's okay.
My aim is great.
We'll find you.
LOL.
I love that.
Oh, oh, you're going to lie about having guns.
Um, not exactly.
Well, I'm going to come murder you.
What?
What?
We'll find you lol.
This is like the best day some of these people have had in a long time.
Because it's full it's full it this is the time you don't have to hold back anymore you know you're like this This is the day they're gonna remember.
It started on 8-8.
It's the justification for, like, every irrational, violent hatred of, uh, the other that you've ever had.
This is like... This is like you looking around at, like, the people around you and being- and, like, seeing them pop off and being like, oh hell yeah.
Like, this is- it's- it's like the, uh...
What is that called?
Like mob rule?
It's like, it's like a digital, a social media version of like the mob effect where you're just like, Oh fuck, we're going for it.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just going to start threatening to kill random people on Facebook.
Who say, who say they might have a gun, but I don't know if I believe it.
So I'm going to go ahead and, so I'm going to go ahead and, you know, that they're gonna, I'm going to fuck around and find out like they're saying that now.
Um, I love that.
That's just so, so wise.
And then back to Rumble for our final leg of this journey.
Oh, yes.
Oh, goodness.
Oh my god.
Uh, Etta Fairbanks said, We all have Democrats living next door.
They are destroying all of the cities and towns in this great country.
Uh, Spike Williams says, This shit can lead to violence and I'm afraid to see what the future holds.
And then M2022W says, Yes, if you know one, destroy them!
If you know one, destroy them.
I think what I'm going to say about this is I don't think there's a lot of Democrats listening right now, so just do the math on what they think about you being probably not a Democrat.
Think about how they feel about you if they want to destroy Democrats.
They're speaking of Democrats as we speak of Nazis, you know?
They're speaking of Democrats the way Bill Paxton and his psycho youngest son spoke about demons in the movie Frailty.
I swear I'm not doing it intentionally, but so much of the modern right-wing movement reminds me of that movie.
It's a wonderful movie, and we do not kill people, we destroy demons.
That's what we do, and that's what they're planning to do, is to destroy demons.
Yes, if you know one, destroy them.
It's cool that they said them.
That was nice.
That was good.
I'm happy they figured it out in this instance.
Sidra Japut says, we will go to war to protect our President Trump.
Which is just, again, so funny.
Like the guy who wouldn't even let you into his golf course 100%.
No way.
No way.
At all.
You're going to go to war for him.
That's great.
I think they should.
I think they should go and stand guard.
Go and stand guard at Mira Lago.
Do it.
That would be sick, actually, because if they did that, Donald Trump would start posting...
What do you call it?
He would start doing incitement.
Knowing that there were a bunch of idiots outside his home willing to die for him, he would just start threatening FBI agents and threatening the CIA and shit.
It would be awesome.
He would also do something like he would somehow get food from them.
He would post on Truth like, A double quarter pounder sounds great right now, and like a flock of them would come to him, and that'd be so sick.
We will go to war to protect our President Trump.
Yeah, 150 upvotes.
Teresa5 replies, 100 emoji.
Percent.
Finger pointing to the percent.
Emoji.
Yeah.
So the cool thing about the emoji is that Like, you use other emojis to, like, embellish.
This one's pretty redundant, because, like, the thing is about the red 100 underline means, like, 100, 100, like, that thorough, the whole thing.
You don't have to do any of the rest of that.
And then you have to point at it.
Well, what if there's a 200 emoji we don't know about and, like, 100 isn't actually 100% of the numerical emojis?
Like, what if we've been using it wrong the whole time?
That's why you gotta put the percent sign next to it just to be safe.
That is... Okay, that's true.
I haven't thought about that.
I haven't thought about that at all.
Okay, shit.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Alright, I respect it.
You know, it's not really on me to, like, that's not cool of me to, like, do that to their art, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Like, this is their art.
They wrote a little poem for us, and I'm over here just being rude about it.
The finger pointing to the percent one, though, that's ass.
That's not necessary.
Yeah, I'm not with it.
I would have maybe done, like, a lip bite, because I'm, like, corny for war.
We will go to war to protect our President Trump, LK11 replies.
That's what the deep state wants!
Don't fall for the trap!
Okay, okay, that's good.
We actually need more LK11s out there.
Saying like, hey, don't do the war thing.
It's not a good idea.
We need more of that.
Yeah, and then Doc Wonder replies, shut the fuck up, you commie scum.
Quote, don't fight back.
It's exactly what they want.
Dot, dot, dot.
Bullshit.
Quote, just sit there and lose.
You can shove that loser attitude up your ass.
Okay.
All right, bet.
Don't post crimes on social media.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Shut your ass up.
Did put quotes around the rest of it for safety, that's pretty smart.
Don't fight back exactly what they want.
Bullshit.
Doc Wonder's like, no.
Bodies.
Okay, so, hold it right there, buddy, replied to this, let's start a war for President Trump.
Hold it right there, buddy, replies.
Oh, no, sorry, they're replying directly to the guy, Elkie, who said, don't fall for the trap.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's only a trap if they win.
They can't win without using nukes on U.S.
soil.
Dang.
The only way you're taking me out is with a motherfucking nuke.
Well, it's 50% of the population, Tony.
Like, the only way to win against 50... And they're the strongest 50%.
They're the most determined.
They got the most integrity.
They got the high ground.
Gotta translate into war.
Yeah.
The only way to beat them is to use nukes.
Only way.
Only way.
And you can't do that to yourself.
Like, yeah.
And like, even if you... Honestly, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Run that nuke.
Go ahead.
Poma Beat says, they will absolutely use nukes on Americans if they get desperate enough.
We're dealing with pure evil.
I don't have, like, a lot of faith.
You know, it's not really, like, a judgment about the morality of people in power.
I don't think they would nuke the continent they're on.
No, no.
And, like, we've seen this.
Like, when they did, like, the Philly bombing, they didn't use nukes because they still wanted to use that land.
They still wanted to make money off that land, so they couldn't use nukes.
So they just used a regular bomb to bomb their own people.
Yeah, they wouldn't use nukes.
They just used regular old bombs.
What's the bomb that just kills people and leaves buildings standing?
Is that the hydrogen bomb?
They would use that one.
Yeah, yeah.
Also, hydrogen is very in vogue right now.
The hydrogen fuel cell is really the next big thing.
I think they're really trying to recoup from the Hindenburg.
And I think that doing something like having a property safe genocide, I think that would look good for the whole movement.
I could see it happening.
It's the best of both worlds, yeah.
You can't, with these pundits, you never know what's possible.
So, you know, final, final installment of our Minions Law spectacular, our Minions Law bizarre here is from Silver Sword, replying to the idea of nukes being used against the war, you know, in the war against the Patriots.
Silver Sword says, that will be their next attempt to cow us.
One of the truthers is saying three cities were planned.
Then, the fake alien invasion promising to help us if we give in to them.
All that fake CGI in the sky showing, quote, Jesus and his UFO, parentheses, Ezekiel's wheel?
Question mark?
Oh, okay.
Floating over a bunch of highly populated metro areas, dot dot dot, using sound and light shows to attract the attention of the pious, dot dot dot, and then he lets us fill in the blanks.
I just want to go ahead and remind the folks, remind everybody here, these are replies
To Trump's Mar-a-Lago home being raided Recently by the FBI because he had he had boxes of documents that he took home The warrant was issued This is this is the response to that is that yeah, there's gonna be three cities and a fake alien invasion with a The sky showing Jesus in his UFO, you know?
You know, Ezekiel's wheel.
And the Jesus, naturally, being in the sky, would attract the most pious of the people in the three cities, while non-believers would just, you know, continue partying and having premortal sex, doing grooming, and stuff like that.
But all the pious would be, like, you know, walking up directly underneath the Jesus wheel, and then, boom.
Atomic bombs, baby.
Pious people don't like it when people color their hair unnatural colors.
Like, how you think they're going to be, like, seeing Jesus, like, partying with aliens?
They're going to be so fucked up that you're going to see people just, like, with their noses just bleeding.
I want to look up what Ezekiel's Wheel is.
Have you heard that before?
Oh, you might want to pause the recording before you look up Ezekiel's Wheel.
You know, I don't want this.
I don't want this recording to go away.
Because of the, you know, because of finding out the truth of Ezekiel's Wheel.
The Bible story of Ezekiel's Wheel features a vision of four wheels that illustrates the spiritual divine essence of God and his omnipresence in our reality.
This story is predominantly found in the first chapter of the book.
Ezekiel is part of his inaugural vision.
God approaches Ezekiel as a divine warrior riding his battle chariot.
The chariot is drawn by four living creatures, each having four faces, those of a man, lion, ox, and eagle, and four wings.
Beside each living creature is a wheel within a wheel with tall and awesome rims full of eyes all around.
God appoints Ezekiel as a prophet and as a watchman in Israel.
Son of man, I am sending you to the Israelites.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
So, apologies for all the accidental adult Catholic converts we just created from reading that amazing kick-ass verse.
Yeah, it was pretty sick.
I forget that there's cool stuff like that sometimes.
Four face beings.
Big, tall rims.
The pious are gonna see the UFO and think, wait a tick, that's an Ezekiel's wheel.
Is that a big rim?
That's a big rim.
Yeah, and then they'll get blasted.
They'll get their fucking asses blasted.
Be like a big bug zapper.
They'll be like, oh god, wow, I'm seeing Jesus's face.
And then just like, you know, slowly walking towards it.
And then, poof, zap.
And so is he kind of saying it's going to make a fake invasion to like self-segregate the people and there's going to be three safe cities and they're just going to drop nukes on the rest of them?
No, he's saying that it's going to be a depopulation event in three major cities.
So the most populated cities in the country are going to be targeted.
Which, why don't you like that?
That's kind of what you guys want to do, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I guess it's going to target the pious in those cities, the people trapped behind enemy lines in these Democrat-run hellscapes.
This poor guy has blocked out his memory of watching Independence Day at a church retreat.
Unfortunately, the memory of watching Independence Day also had to be washed away from that weekend.
And like, this is how it's manifested itself.
Yeah, I remember the Bible story of a scantily clad woman raising up a sign that said, Take me with you, Jesus!
I remember when Jesus punched the alien in the face and said, Welcome to Earth, bitch.
Just a beautiful white man with flowing brown hair.
Convoluting the scientist with Will Smith?
Oh yeah, that too.
I mean, the scientist was kind of a vessel for a greater creature, much like Jesus was.
That's true, that's true.
Wow.
Okay, this ends our emergency broadcast.
I'm sure we'll have more to talk about next week as this unfolds, as we see the true ramifications of what has been unleashed on this country.
We were going to release this behind the paywall, but I feel like it's Pretty important stuff.
Feel like the general masses should have access to this information.
You can repay this free episode by telling people about the show.
Telling people what you learned here from Minion Death Cult.
I think that's the best thing you can do.
This is our very first emergency broadcast we've ever done.
I think, you know, it might be warranted, pun intended, in the future.
Yeah, I think, you know, just everyone Hold on to your butts.
Yeah, to quote Independence Day, that famous movie.
To quote Independence Day, when he said, hold on to your butts.
Does he also say that in that movie?
I know where it's from, actually.
I'm not that confused.
He does say, yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
He says that.
That was cool.
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, this is the end of the episode, so thanks for listening, folks.
Love y'all, peace.
Bye.
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