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We got first and last names of six witches that are in our church.
And you know what's strange?
Three of you are in this room right now.
Oh shit!
He's gonna get you!
Three of you in the room right now.
Y'all didn't think I knew you were here.
No, I knew it.
I knew it.
I felt it.
First last name.
He's got her, dude.
You stinking witch You're worshiping Satanist witch We cast you out in the name of Jesus Christ We break your spells We break your curse We got your first name We got your last name We even got an address for one of you For one of you You so much as cough wrong And I'll expose you in front of everybody in this tent You stinking witch He's got her dude He's got her by the broom handle Wait Aren't they already, like, wrong?
Like, you should expose him anyways.
Don't wait for him to cough.
Get rid of him now.
Set him on fire now.
So you would think, like, yeah, if there really were witches that he had the names of in the congregation or whatever, he would probably just, like, you know, want them out immediately.
Yeah, yeah.
But no, I think he's got, he's playing like a long game, but if they force his hand, he'll have to take plan B, which is getting him out right now.
Get him out right now.
I'll do it.
If you cough wrong, I'll do it right now.
He's like hoping to catch them putting a little eye of newt in the water cooler or something?
In the sacrament.
Did you newt the sacrament?
This is good.
I like, um, so this is Greg Locke.
Yeah.
From a church.
I don't know what church he's from.
He's from a big one though.
He's like one of the big guys.
Brian probably knows who he is.
What's crazy is they're all like even the small guys are big guys like either way this guy's a big guy but this guy's a rich a rich fuck he's a huge rich fuck who's exposing witches and that's cool so I mean I like the little old school fire brimstone witch hunt so bring it.
I like he was doing like the uh who did the duck walk originally?
Who did that?
Yeah, the guitar duck walk on stage.
He's kind of doing that.
Not quite.
A little Axl Rose-like.
Oh, I'm talking 1950s, baby.
It is a little speed waddle.
Yeah.
Well, it's that one where you kick your one leg up while you move backwards.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's what he's doing.
And then he's like twirling the microphone, but the microphone's wireless.
So he's just like moving his hand around.
It's just like a wrist, like a wand swirl more than anything.
These people with first and last names, these are just women who he's assaulted, right?
He's just getting out ahead of it.
That's what this is, right?
These witches are gonna try to put a spell on you.
They're gonna say a sacred incantation, which is, you're in danger.
Don't be alone with the pastor.
They're gonna make up stories?
They're gonna fabricate screenshots with their witchcraft?
Are you guys aware of deepfakes?
Well let me educate you what a deepfake is before you stumble upon something that could be a deepfake made by witches.
Anyone can make a penis.
Anyone can make a picture of a penis and put audio of me over it.
Everyone knows that.
I like how, you know, usually at church, you know, a common strategy at a church for your parishioners is to try and bring them together, create a sense of trust, belonging, you know, togetherness, camaraderie.
Imagine that's your first night there.
Imagine that's the first time you check this church out.
You finally came, like, and you're sweating.
Well, no, I would be like, oh, sweet, okay.
Like, I found a place that takes this shit seriously.
Yeah, well, thank God.
Because I know there are witches in my last place they were doing nothing about.
Here, that's actually why I left.
I left because they wouldn't get rid of the witches.
Yeah, huge witch problem.
No questions here.
You were sent to this church to destroy us!
You were sent to this church to lure us in!
You were sent to this church to cast spells!
Listen, some of you have been sick because you befriended that witch!
It's got nothing to do with our no masks allowed policy.
Oh, you know you got the COVID not from the church, but from the witch that has infiltrated the church.
Yeah, you got the lung sickness from the dark magics of the witch.
You know what, I'll tell you this much.
If witches want your church taken down, then your church is doing something wrong.
Alright?
Something right, I would say.
I mean... Yes.
Yes.
Because the witches are bad, so they don't like good things.
Here they're not, but I think in real life they're good.
I know we have a few witches listening, and I want to say, hey, if you're taking the church down, I support that.
But in this particular church, I'm happy they're being sussed out.
Two of you in my wife's lady's Bible study and you know who you are and we gonna ask you to get out!
100% having affairs with two women in his wife's Bible study.
There's 14 women in his wife's Bible study.
They know who it is.
These witches, they can conjure up a pair of man's briefs out of nowhere.
Pull them out of their pocket like a magic trick.
Sales there.
You ever notice these witches?
They drive nice cars and they have new jewelry.
Yeah, that's weird.
That's weird.
Also, some witches have been taking money out of my accounts with their witchcraft.
Also the church's accounts.
So we really gotta get on top of this.
Yeah, they're hiding cash everywhere.
In the drywall.
Burying it in backyards across this great nation of ours.
Oh no, I started the video over.
It's good.
What?
His, like, facial features are demonic while he's doing this.
We got all six of their names.
All six of them.
All six.
Two of them had already been confirmed before that thing ever even said it.
What?
His, like, facial features are demonic while he's doing this.
He's, hold on.
He's, like, he's doing, like, a bit where he's, like, ooh, we're going to get these witches.
Like he's doing like, you know, like pretending to be a kid on Christmas, but it's more like pretending to be a kid who's getting ready to accuse his sister of witchcraft during the Salem trials.
Yeah, because she took his candy.
What were you going to say?
Also, he said two of them were already confirmed before something said it?
Didn't he kind of find out from God that these witches have first and last names?
Did God tell him something he already knew?
He already had it confirmed and he was like, listen God, I already confirmed those two, so let's do the next four.
Yeah, which way does he mean confirmed?
Does he mean confirmed by earthly means or confirmed by godly means?
Because at first I thought he meant, like, I was thinking confirmed, like, the Catholic sacrament.
Yeah.
But, uh, but he means, like, they were for sure certified witch.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't, I don't have the means to find that specific quote here.
I'm scrubbing along on Twitter.
Confirmed, well that thing, everyone said it.
I don't know what that means.
First and last, that chick is new to our church and don't know none of ya!
So you got a choice.
What?
You can leave with your spells all by yourself.
Or I'll show up next Sunday with a stage full of brooms.
And I'll give you one and I'll fly your tail up out of this place in the name of Jesus, but we ain't playing your spell-casting, witchcraft, nonsense, sage-burning games.
Everybody okay?
He said sage-burning games.
Yeah, that did kind of change things a lot.
He, like, smelled some foreign spices on one of his wife's friends.
That's, like, what happened.
Yeah, like, his daughter was given a crystal by somebody.
And, like, now it's fucking on.
He was like, she came into our house.
We had her over for Bible study.
She came in and there was a foul aroma in the air.
It smelled like...
Smelled like a hamp shop.
Smelled like patchouli.
It wasn't the crystal.
It's what the crystal did.
See, Margaret's grades got better when the crystal came around.
And we all know she's dumb as rocks.
We all know she's not bright.
She's beautiful.
She's beautiful.
She loves the Lord.
We know she's not bright, so it must have been that crystal.
We don't want it by those means.
We won't have it by those means.
I was having dinner the other night.
And I was like, oh my good, I felt a extreme disquiet come over me.
I said, I said, what is in, what is in this dinner?
What the fuck is okra?
Huh?
Witchcraft, hazel, salamanders.
Are these actual tails?
These are tails in here?
They're slimy like tails?
Yeah, it's really cool to have your pastor threaten to accuse several members of your congregation of witchcraft.
If he accused you, if you're a member of this congregation, you'd be like, well, yeah, I guess.
I mean, I guess I am.
I didn't know it, but...
So wait, does like, does next week, does he get to show up and really bring brooms out and really call people's names out?
Or does he say, it worked, it worked y'all, it worked y'all, and then everyone's like, wait, who the fuck left?
Oh, this is how he's going to murder somebody?
What if this is how he's going to murder six different people?
I'm just going to not come back.
Well, they must have disappeared because they're witches.
This is just the benefit of, like, running a megachurch, is nobody knows anybody, and then you, like, deliberately sow distrust among, like, all your members, and then you can be like, oh yeah, the one that was, uh, the one that was causing, uh, all those, uh, IRS agents to raid my house, she's gone now.
Yeah, she's gone now.
Oh, the woman that you last saw me with at a Sizzler and I was holding her hand?
At the salad bar?
Oh.
Coincidentally, I was praying for her at that Sizzler, by the way.
That's where we were there.
Um, I did- I said I was gonna expose witches and I've not heard from her since, so... Maybe talk to some witches, cause, uh... Good luck finding a body there.
She, uh... She actually tried to share a plate with me at Sizzler?
Yeah.
So of course I banished her.
I banished her from the county.
I mean, mostly out of respect for my wife.
You can't share a plate.
Well, it's not right either.
It's $10.99 per plate.
Yeah, that's not the way it goes.
It's the plates.
I think that's it for this video.
The witches are like, "Nope." And your little dog, too!
You're out, witch!
You're out.
Witch.
Okay, that was the best part.
The witches are like, aye, aye, aye, aye.
There's somebody with a little dog at church?
Do people bring little dogs?
I don't think- I think that's the one place you can't bring your little dog into is church.
Well, no, if you- you bring the little dog to prove that you're Dorothy, not the witch.
Yeah, yeah.
No, he said little- yeah, what kind of- Witches have cats, man.
Come on.
No, he was like doing an impersonation of the witch cursing someone else's little dog.
Oh!
He was quoting the Wizard of Oz.
The wicked witch is like, I'll get you, my pretty.
He's like calling himself my pretty.
Oh my god.
I'm an idiot.
That's awesome.
Yeah, you have to bring a little dog to prove you're pure of heart.
Yeah, yeah.
You also wear like a picnic blanket for a dress or whatever she was wearing in that movie.
Just put some glitter on your shoes.
Do that anyways.
You should do that anyways, but yeah.
But yeah, that's 100% the reason that he was like, I would call you out, but if you raise an eyebrow at me, I'll call you out right now.
But otherwise, I'll give you one week to be gone.
And then they're gone.
That's kind.
I think that's kind.
I think that shows that he's a good Christian, a good person in general.
Yeah, good job.
What's up, everybody?
It's your show for the week.
We have a fucking fantastic surprise for the end of this episode.
Something that I still have a hard time believing is real, but we'll all experience it in about, you know, 30 minutes here.
But first I wanted to talk about this wonderful new character that was discovered by Michael in the Facebook group.
I'm so happy Michael sent her to us.
Yeah.
Her name is Lillian McDermott.
And she has a Facebook page called Lillian McDermott's Radio Show.
Sounds good.
It's a good title for, you know, it's straight to the point.
It's not THE Lillian McDermott Radio Show, it's this is her radio, she owns the radio show.
She also hosts it, but she owns it.
However, if you look at her cover photo on Facebook, it's like a...
Graphics she made with a image of herself behind a, you know, a podcasting microphone and pop filter.
And it says, the Lillian McDermott radio show, but record scratch.
What?
Radio show is crossed out.
And that's good because you would think, well, she put the Lillian McDermott radio show here, not Lillian McDermott's radio show.
That's why she had to cross it out.
No, it's because there's now a third name for this show, which is the Lillian McDermott Classroom.
Because, yeah, Radio Show has been crossed out with, like, the airbrush on MS Paint, and then Classroom has been written kind of over it, like the way you would correct something on a student's paper.
And I would say that this is the Comic Sans font, but it's not.
It's even worse.
It's just hand-drawn text that says classroom in orange font.
I think it's called, like, Bistro Menu.
It's chalkboard menu font in orange, yes.
Orange over purple, which we all know is a classic, beautiful, lovely, very pleasing, very comfortable, cozy color combo, is purple and orange, just like the Phoenix Suns.
Yeah, if you want your page to look like Chucky from Rugrats.
Yeah!
This is one way to do that immediately.
Uh, well, I mean, you're talking shit about the orange on the purple background.
However, the main title of the, you know, at the top of this graphic is in black against purple, and the resolution on this is not good.
It's rough.
Yeah.
So, I would, I'm all for the orange, because you can actually read it.
You can actually, yeah, you can actually read it.
So, The Lillian McDermott Classroom, where we embrace new truth!
Which also looks like an edit, but it's not.
And live our best life.
Naturally!
Naturally.
Quote, and then underneath in very small font, but still in black.
It's like, keeps going, just keeps going.
It's a tagline to a tagline.
Go ahead.
Quote, you can take a pill or you can take responsibility.
End quote, trademark insignia.
So I wonder if she actually got that trademarked.
Also, every word is the first letters capitalized, which is horrible looking to look at.
You only do that if it's an acronym, and it's not an acronym.
Also, you can take a pill or you can take responsibility.
This is about healing yourself naturally, right?
Wow.
Hey, you know who needs to hear that?
Another radio person, Joe Rogan, needs to hear that.
Stop taking the pills and start taking responsibility.
Yeah, so Lillian McDermott, I watched some of her videos.
Some interesting stuff nothing really worth playing audio from she did have a neat video with someone who was Proclaiming that the germ theory of disease is invalid That person I believe had a book call a book or a program or something that was called We love viruses Yes!
Yes!
Like, disease is not... basically saying disease is not real, communicable disease is not real, disease does not... germs are not... okay, cool!
Very cool!
Also, the thing about the audio... like, this is the thing about this show is that Lillian really brings to light that certain things you can only do with one medium and that is the post.
The post can accomplish a certain temperature and a certain timber that no audio or video can.
But a post really can do what Lillian really needs to communicate.
So I think this is perfect.
Yeah, um... Another post she did was...
Can anyone tell me if this is a scam or real?
No information dot dot dot.
Why would they share the names of others?
Threat to lock or delete my page.
Can someone please help?
And then she's shared screenshots of what she's talking about.
Screenshots of a post from a different page.
The page's name is cut off in this screenshot, but I can read the first part of this.
The first part of the page reads, Community Standart and Pages Repair Service.
And I didn't even notice that it was Community Standart instead of Community Standards.
Your brain is tricked to not see that right away.
That's why this worked.
See?
I don't think Lillian McDermott noticed it either.
No, not at all.
Basically what this is, is it's a post a fucking scam Facebook page made and tagged a bunch of people in the post.
And included a link by which they stole Lillian McDermott's password and username.
It's that thing where you get tagged in it and then you just delete and block right away, right?
Like there's nothing you do about it.
But she was like, oh, you know what?
Let me see.
They need my password.
Facebook would not allow this to happen.
Yeah, well yeah, I mean they have those fucking fact checkers that are up my ass every single time I want to talk about airborne illnesses and how they aren't real.
If I can't, if I can't, you know, like disprove germ theory then like there's no way that they're gonna, you know, I can be scammed.
Yeah, the post just says, Page Violations!
It looks like recent activity on your page doesn't follow the Facebook page policies regarding impersonation and pretending to be an individual or business.
Please confirm your identity on the link below.
Yep.
Yep.
So, HTTP colon slash slash 50E50A49F99FBA.web.id.
naturally i'd be like what i'm not i'm i am who i claim to be and i click that link immediately keep in mind that you have to complete these steps to avoid your account being permanently disabled in serious cases we will disable accounts immediately they will lose your facebook it will go away forever and see she's she's an idiot because i've been paying facebook uh 50 every to make sure something like this can't happen.
Why don't you just pay for Facebook Premium like I do, $50 a month, every month, and make sure this never happens.
I would never click on an obviously fake website like this.
I would click on the real website, which is ProtectYourFacebook.com.
And if it does happen, I mean, you gotta give credit where credit's due.
That means that they hacked Premium Facebook, and that's not really on Premium Facebook.
And you're protected when that happens.
Exactly.
Your Facebook account is FDIC insured up to 100,000 posts, I believe.
No, it's cool, because you're protected.
Any fees you would accrue, they can just take out so they can reimburse you.
They can reimburse you because they have your routing number, so they can reimburse you.
Oh, yeah.
You've got to give them the routing number.
You've got to make sure they have the routing number.
They've got to have the security code on the back of your debit card.
All of that.
Yeah.
Um so yeah she saw like that post where it's like you if you if you're in a Facebook group you just post oh the following members are about to be deleted from this group due to inactivity and then you just type in a bunch of names so that it like cuts the post off and then you have to click see more and at the bottom it's just like oh I'm just playing I don't actually know any of these people and I'm not a moderator on this group.
You know a thing that we all do It's just a prank you see in, like, boomer Facebook groups.
Like, normie Facebook groups all the time.
And it gets, like, 200 laugh reacts every time.
I love that.
Like, every time they get a react from someone they tag them in, it's like, oh, fuck, yes!
Got your ass.
But this is, like, real.
This is real shit.
This isn't a fucking joke.
This isn't a Facebook joke, you know?
No, you might be disabled forever.
And then yeah, so she took a screenshot of when she clicked on the link.
Someone may be trying to access your account.
To ensure that your account is safe, please log into your email account that is linked to your Facebook.
Account locked.
February 10th, 2022.
We'll take you through some steps to unlock your account.
Get started.
And then she did several steps.
And then she got to the upload a photo of your ID part of the fucking scam and she was like, hmm, wait a second.
One minute.
Also, like, I don't give my ID anyways.
I give a piece of paper that says I don't have to show my ID.
Well, you can give them your ID, but you have to also show the piece of paper that says, my ID remains property of me.
Facebook is not allowed to use my ID to buy alcohol or rent a car.
I mean, listen, if I'm supposed to get an ID, that means I'm supposed to belong to a state, and I refuse to do that.
So, you tell me what the fuck to do.
Nilwill commented, scam, delete, block if you can.
As above, don't touch the links.
And then she replied, thank you for your help, dot dot dot.
I did click the link.
I did enter my password.
But things did not seem right, dot dot dot.
I did not provide my ID and stopped the process, dot dot dot.
Done.
It was done.
All I did was give him my password.
That's it.
That's all I did.
It wanted me to take a photograph of my children standing in front of our home address.
And that's when I was like, hmm.
I was like, hold on.
You can have pictures of my kids, just not my home address.
I just love this person who, like, got scammed by somebody, by a wallet inspector.
You know?
Yeah.
Oh, hi, I'm the Facebook password inspector.
I need to make sure your password is good.
Give me your password.
This lady wants to educate us about infectious diseases.
Yeah, yes.
Well, lack thereof.
And now they're a myth.
Just holy shit like the amount like it's like depressing like how much you know I don't know anxiety or self-doubt I have you know just in my daily life and I look at this woman who's operating a Facebook page full of you know with like 10 she doesn't get a lot of views on her on her videos but uh she has a lot of she has a lot of people commenting on these posts and she's just like one of the stupidest people out there I think.
Well, she's also, like, competent, apparently.
I mean, I don't know.
Are we on iHeartRadio?
We probably are.
Maybe.
I don't know.
She has her little links.
She's on all the podcast apps.
She looks very professional.
She's not completely dumb.
That's a dumb looking cover photo.
I'm sorry.
That's the first red flag.
But it's also professional though.
It's not good.
No, it's not.
It's not professional.
It's the little banner on the bottom that has all the little things, the little iHeartRadio and the Google Play.
Yeah, she has a collection of other professional logos and graphics at the bottom of her giant, like, penny saver ad.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
That's for her demographic!
Like, the same people who see this, they see our show and they're like, that's not real.
There's no iHeartRadio logo.
And they see her and they're like, oh this is... I'm sorry, is this the Dr. Lillian McDermott classroom?
I would have believed Dr. You could have wrote Dr. in there with like a 16 pixel star shaped paintbrush and I would have believed it.
Yeah, I think you can do that for radio, right?
As long as, like, you say in, like, really tiny letters somewhere, like, like, like Dre.
Yeah, it's an alias.
It's a stage name.
It's so funny, dude, her videos, how now she's the classroom.
What that means is she just put her Skype background as an empty college auditorium.
And she's like facing the wrong way.
Yeah, she's not like in front of a whiteboard or a chalkboard.
She's in front of the seats.
That's awesome.
Like back facing the seats?
Yeah, like you could see the empty seats.
Maybe she's teaching in the round.
You know, it's a very like Socratic slash Dane Cook method of teaching.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, those are, you know, one of the same.
Yeah.
Dane Cookian.
uh so the reason okay that was just a little background on Lillian uh excuse me Dr. McDermott uh the reason uh we're talking about her today is because she has another like So he has something else to share, right?
And this happened after the whole, oh, oops, I accidentally gave my password and email address to an obvious scam.
This happens after that.
And then told people about it.
Then told people you did that.
Help, what do I do?
And it's like, well, you don't tell people about it.
That's the first thing.
Step one.
It's a bad look.
Uh, okay.
Lillian McDermott's radio show posts, It's time to renew my passport.
And I went to get my passport pictures.
This time, I was NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE!
What?
I asked, Why?
And the guy said, quote, Irregulations.
I said, Why?
In all my passports, I have a smile.
He said, no one is allowed to smile at the software rejects anyone smiling.
To that I said, just like a mugshot when in prison!
You know how you're not allowed to smile in a mugshot in prison?
I've heard that before.
I think that is like a... I don't know.
I didn't smile in my mugshot, but I didn't feel like it either, so...
But I think you're not supposed to, but it happens.
We see pictures of it happening.
Right, we see all those sexy... Well, they're smizing.
They've mastered the smize.
I think someone else has mastered the smize, but we'll get into that.
First... Okay, so... This jumps immediately to Holocaust analogy.
Yep, out of nowhere.
Well, out of it, obviously, never mind.
First, they covered up our smiles.
Now we are no longer free to smile.
I guess facial recognition does not recognize you when you are expressing feelings of joy.
dot dot dot it is time to wake up she's like hanging out with her friends like doing this like awful painful looking toothy grin just like talking through her teeth just like if you if you're smiling they can't see your face if you keep smiling it breaks the facial recognition they're like so so does the so does a face mask though yeah and they're like no but a smile is better as you can't see my face
they all know it's me um So whenever you run a red light, just smile really big and they can't tell it's you.
Yeah, when you're robbing a bank, make sure to also give them a visual set of your dental records.
Yeah.
You know what I'm going to do, Tony?
I'm going to start smiling at my liberal neighbors to trigger them.
You know what's gonna happen?
They're just gonna call it a hate crime.
We're gonna smile at them, and they're gonna call it a hate crime.
And it's like, yeah, that's so crazy, but it's true.
It's like, oh, in this Orwellian age, love, aka smile, means hate now.
That's what it means.
You're gonna smile at your neighbor, and it's gonna get caught on a street camera, and they're gonna be kicking down your door.
Pulling out your teeth, that's the punishment for smiling.
Frickin' clown world, dude.
Disgusting.
Her first comment is, this is from her, top comment, in communism everyone is the same dot dot dot.
A slave!
A slave.
You know, you know how in communism everyone's a slave.
They make you not smile to prepare you for the bad times that are ahead.
People forget that where you are kind of does impact the language and the words you use, right?
America is one of the places where slave has a very specific connotation um and and and like you can't you can't you can't like i mean i think of boba fett's shit is what i think that's what you're talking about oh damn and now i think about oh fuck now i think about it like boba fett you couldn't see his face so if he was smiling you couldn't see it that's probably why they didn't want to see you smiling
And he was, I mean, it was a galaxy far, far, long time ago.
He was, yeah, slave one.
The first one.
The first one.
The origin.
Yeah.
But yeah, just imagine being, thinking like, yeah, being told the smile is the same thing as like, you know, being a slave in America.
Um...
So people told her hey uh you're you're like wrong about this uh this isn't this isn't actually real this thing like you're allowed to smile in a passport photo also like big ups to the guy if he did do this to you because it's kind of hilarious like hopefully like they're funny um maybe that's true Uh, she says, somebody's like, uh, you're allowed to smile.
You can't, you just can't like, I don't know, look like the Joker or whatever you're, whatever you're doing.
You can't be a dickhead?
Yeah.
Uh, and she says, I was told by the guy that this regulation changed six months ago, but I don't believe he was certain about the time.
Anyway, dot, dot, dot.
This is how evil takes over.
One small regulation at a time.
Uh, but then she had to, uh, update.
But when she updated, she just added another comment.
She didn't, like, edit the top post or anything like that.
That's because she's not a coward.
Update keep in mind dot dot dot many things that are not required by law are being enforced by the frontline minions.
Whoa That's true Shit shit the tip of the spear the the oblong tip of that spear Wow This proves that evil does not have to change anything They just have to tell the frontline to enforce whatever they want and the public complies If you are getting your passport, smile and bring this link.
And then she links to the US government website that says it's perfectly legal to smile.
Yeah, like this thing that everyone's telling you isn't there.
I do hope that someone does it printed out and is ready to do it and they smile all big and they take the picture and that's it, it's done.
But they had the paper in their hand the whole time ready to go?
Ready to show them the printout?
Yeah and I also like that Lily never thought to herself, maybe I'm that unpleasant.
Maybe I'm just that awful that the guy was like, hey don't don't smile you can't you're not allowed to smile.
Also like if you look at her pictures though, Because it shows her pictures on the passport in the past, and I think that maybe he was doing her a favor.
She looks great.
She looks fantastic, but she does do a very big smile and I think he knows the lighting wasn't going to help her out with this particular smile.
What she settled with is kind of a nice little, um, fuck you.
Smirk, yeah.
That little smirk.
That little smize.
That little smirk.
And it's kind of like a... You can hear her, the noise she's making when she's doing this.
It's like a... It's like a... It's good.
But I think she looks great.
And I think she should be grateful that she has a wonderful looking passport photo.
Probably her best of the three.
No, one's really good.
One's banging.
The first one is great.
The one from like 1970-something.
Yeah, her last one was like also pretty old.
No, yeah, I love this woman so much, right?
It's like, that's why I shared the Facebook post about getting her account hacked or whatever.
Because it's so perfect.
She goes to do this thing and a guy she's never met before who like I guess has some authority and that he's a government employee but he's also just You know, a front desk worker at this government department?
It's like somebody at the DMV, right?
And that's not to, like, denigrate the job or anything.
I'm just saying, like...
This guy's like, uh, yeah, like this is, this is the policy or whatever.
And she's like, oh fuck, like this is totalitarian.
Like this is, this is insane that this is the policy now.
I'm going to post about it on Facebook and like tell everybody like the facts about this shit because it's fucking crazy.
And then everybody else is like, I did like a five second search online and found out that it was all wrong.
Yeah.
Maybe don't believe Everything that anyone tells you.
Immediately.
Cause it's the same exact process she went through when she clicked that fucking link just because her name got tagged in it.
She was like, okay, I did, I did this thing because I, I just totally credulous, like wet baby fawn at the age of 65 or however old she is.
And then I posted about it on Facebook about how crazy it was.
And everybody's like, yeah, you shouldn't have clicked the link.
Like you shouldn't have done that.
It sounds like she still believes in humanity.
That's what it sounds like to me.
Maybe we can learn a thing from her.
That's what I'm getting from this.
We can use a little more... Just click the link.
Just go for it.
YOLO.
No, exactly.
Yeah, say yes.
What was that Jim Carrey movie?
The Yes Man.
You know, sometimes it's nice to just say yes to the phishing scam.
It's called Yeah Guy?
I so maybe this is like hack to do or cheesy to say but or like obvious to point out it's like maybe if you're looking at if you're looking for rather an example of like totalitarian government where the frontline minions are just enforcing the let's just say regulations for lack of a better word in whatever way they want And lying about it?
Oftentimes, exerting violence to do so.
I definitely want to go to the Passport Photos Agency.
That's definitely what I'm thinking of when I want an example of that.
Well, I mean, yeah.
I think that whole police thing is a myth because as an attractive brunette white woman, I've never really experienced any run-ins with the police.
I feel like people who make bad decisions experience that all the time.
I've never experienced that.
However, I have been discriminated against plenty in In both the DMV, mostly the one time that I was getting my passport photo taken.
The guy at the 7-Eleven who won't sell me any more lotto tickets.
There's that guy who won't sell me any more lotto tickets.
Or also the guy at CVS who won't sell me any more cough syrup.
There are those people.
I just have to buy my wine and my cough syrup separately now.
But like, they're those people, but like, I don't know.
Cops are nice.
But we need to do something about the fucking CVS workers.
And the passport photo takers.
So I just realized something.
She- it's not like a government office, it's not real life, I just remembered something.
You don't go to a government office to get- You go to the post office, right?
No, you don't even go there, you literally go to CVS.
You go to CVS, or you go to like FedEx, Kinko's, like that's where you go to get your fu- you go to the UPS store to get your fucking photo taken.
Yeah, that's where I would go.
So, when she's talking about like the jackbooted thugs who are ground zero for enforcing tyranny, she's talking about somebody to Walgreens.
He's just talking about a guy who takes pictures.
I personally actually just hate it when it's a policy here that no one can smile in the photos.
Honestly, mostly because it's funny to me.
It's mostly so I can smile later.
But yeah, that's the rule here.
So I went to the apparently governmental agency over at Thrifty's and he said that you have to have two sticks of spearmint gum in your mouth.
Before he'll take a photo of you.
Before the U.S.
government will accept a photo of you.
He insisted he took pictures.
He took one, then told me I was beautiful, and then took another.
I mean, the second one did look better.
The second one did look... I was a little... I did kind of brighten up.
A natural glow and confusion.
Uh, yeah.
He insisted that, uh, actually, uh, in order to get my passport photo taken, I had to relinquish my soul, as it would be captured by the picture-taking process.
And I said, well, that's new!
That's a new one.
That actually explains a lot.
That explains a lot about the last photo I took.
I did not understand, like, I don't think you can see the lotion once it's rubbed into my skin.
I don't know why he insisted I put on so much lotion.
I don't think you can even see my feet in the picture.
I don't know why I had to put on so much lotion.
He, like, pinched my cheeks really hard.
Make them rosy?
Brought out like a... Again!
I look great!
It looks great!
Brought out a prop... What are those called?
The little puffs you smash on your face?
Like the prop powder proof?
Like the head size one?
Yeah.
So let's get into some replies to this.
We already said a couple here, but...
Tim Davis said, I'm sorry to hear that new oppression had crept into the passport office.
How demonic!
But I will say, looking at your first two earlier pictures, you have a beautiful smile.
Oh yeah, my man.
Got him.
I'm so sorry to hear about your slavery.
Why don't we talk more about it, beautiful, at my place?
You know what I love?
I love that he has the blushy embarrassed smiley face because he knows what he's doing.
He's a bad boy.
This is on public, bro.
This is on main, bro.
Also, that new impression.
I've heard about that new impression.
I've heard all about that new impression.
I'm sorry I got there to you.
It's everywhere else too.
Playgrounds mostly.
More from Lillian.
She says, one of the guys at the place told me that if you have a lot of hair you have to bring it back.
We should all look the same.
Yeah.
How many guys were at this store?
What store does she go to for this?
One guy's like, don't smile.
The other guy's like, you gotta put your hair back.
The other guy's like, oh yeah, and also if you're wearing pink, you can't visit France.
They won't let you go to France.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, you gotta change your pants.
Can't do pink.
Do you plan on ever going to France?
I don't plan on going to France, so I don't care about wearing pink.
But if you plan on going to France, I know the photo is only going to be from your neckline up, but you're actually not allowed to wear a pencil skirt.
It's not allowed.
And you do know that your cheeks can't lie when you're wearing a pencil skirt.
We all know how that works.
Just the posture, yeah.
The posture is all totally different.
Sorry, come here, you look, look, you can see, you can see, this is, this is you, this is you with the, and this picture I have photoshopped the pencil skirt off of you, and you can see how it just reflects on your face that you can't even see the bottom, but you can see that.
They're like, wait, did you drive a domestic car here?
Yeah, I can tell.
Yeah, sorry, they're not gonna like that.
Okay, alright, alright.
We'll do what we can.
Yeah, we'll try to, we'll try to fix it in post.
Can you wear this comical mustache?
Can you wear this large Western Sheriff mustache?
Well, because, yeah, they're going to want to know what it looks like if you're hiding.
If you're in hiding, if you're trying to disguise yourself, they want to be prepared.
They want to know what it looks like if you have a mustache, what it looks like if you shave your head.
So we're going to need to do that next.
Yeah.
And you seem like the kind of person who wants to spend time on beaches.
And, like, best beaches, you got to have a mustache photo.
I love like, oh, you have to bring it back.
We should all look the same.
And it's like, for your passport photo?
Yeah.
Like, okay, the whole point of the passport photo is to distinguish you from other people.
And it helps to do that by being able to see your fucking face, you dumbass.
Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty obvious.
You sure you're not going to wear one of these?
Wear a full...
Just, like, put your fingers over your eyes.
I'm like, that's okay.
Again, like, to point out the obvious here, have you ever looked at, like, a private company's appearance standards and how it treats voluminous hair?
How it might react to different styles of hair?
Because that sort of shit's been around for a long time.
Very long time.
And yeah, a lot of people do feel like we should all look the same in a very specific way.
But like, if you were to point any of that out, it would be like, oh, you're woke.
You're doing critical race theory for pointing out real stuff.
You're not supposed to point out the real stuff.
And it's also like, yeah, but I can't, listen, I can't do anything about like those people, but I can do something about passports.
Yeah.
But it's like, again, like I'm trying to get into like the theory, like why she's coming to these totally like opposite conclusions that she's, that she's coming to.
And it's like, yeah, in communism, you all have to be worker office drones with no personal life, dedicating yourself to the public company that you all work for or whatever.
You know what I mean?
It's like, oh, well I watched, A cartoon about communism and everything was grey.
Or something like that.
Or I saw this movie about communism.
It was called 1984 and everything was in black and white.
It was really fucked up.
It was really fucked up.
And that's what they want.
They want everybody to look the same.
And so yeah, if everybody looks the same, then it's communism.
You know, that's the logic.
Yeah, that's what they're trying to force.
And the whole thing is like, listen, I'm kind of like, I'm, I'm putting Zyra because that's what we said we would do.
We said, we said never again.
We said we were going to call them out.
We're going to call the foot soldiers too.
And that's all we're trying to do here.
That's how they really feel.
They feel like, nope, we got to stop the tyranny now before it gets bad.
And it's like, it's so audacious.
I want to show Lily McDermott a photo of like, Show her a 19-year-old guy with pink hair and watch her lose her mind.
Yeah, yeah.
Make it worse.
Show her like a mid-30-year-old guy with pink hair.
Well, okay, no.
That's not acceptable, no matter what.
Show her a photo of Tony from six months ago.
Uh, last, last post here.
Oh, so I wanted to say real quick, people were like, you know, clowning on her.
This post went viral and people were clowning on her.
They're like, well, duh, if you're getting, you know, detained or if you're getting stopped by the police, or if you're on the run, or if you're even just in the airport, you're not gonna be smiling all big.
Like they need to like see you in your natural state.
Which is kind of true.
That is why they want a neutral photo of you.
You're not walking around with a big grin on your fucking face all day.
And I think that they're onto something.
there with that.
They want us to look unhappy in the photo so that when they pull us over, we have to match that expression, right?
You're getting pulled over by a cop.
You have to show ID or whatever.
And they're like, this doesn't look like you.
You're like smiling at the officer, you know, they're like, this doesn't look like you, you need to, you need to look like you are on the photo.
And then the second you frown, they can say that you're, you know, disrespecting them.
Yep.
You're not treating them with the proper authority.
Kinda like resisting arrest, and then they can shoot you in the face.
Yeah, and then they can never, then you never can ID yourself.
Like, then you're fuckin' screwed.
And like, when everybody finds out that you were frowning at the cop, of course they're gonna be like, well that was a justified shooting.
Yeah.
And it's like, you're gonna catch 22.
Yeah, don't do yourself that way.
I'm glad she's bringing light to this because it's going to get a lot of people shot in the face.
Last response here from Len Johnston.
I went through the same garbage a few years ago.
They are trying to turn everyone into a miserable, unhappy little drones in an Orwell novel.
Ding, ding, ding.
There we go.
There it is.
They want to acclimate everyone to being, quote, joyless and keep them six feet so they can destroy human relationships and track people via satellite and AI.
Well, they already do that.
Yeah, that's already happening.
They've been doing that for a while.
You just contributed to it, actually.
You just helped it out by typing this in here.
You ever notice like, oh, six feet social distance?
Oh, yeah, you mean like when I'm dead and underground?
Whoa, makes you think.
Yeah, we're walking around in a living death, separated six feet from everybody who would be at our funeral, which is a lot of people for my funeral.
I just want to live on the surface, which is like right next to you.
Yeah, exactly.
Want this to end?
There are nearly 8 billion of us.
We have always had the power to defeat these punks.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
We have the power to run our own countries free of bankster pharma oligarchies.
Man, and like, yeah!
You're totally right.
You're absolutely right.
Like, yes.
Keep going down that route.
Yeah, we should own Big Pharma by, uh, nationalizing them.
Making them beholden to a democratic population.
What do you say, Len Johnston?
That's what we should be doing.
It's just like, they're so close, but they're such idiots.
These people... It's weird that they, like... Because that's, like, not Len Johnston's photo, right?
It's not really that person, right?
Uh, he looks like a beetle.
Is that like a beetle?
No, it's not even a beetle.
It might be him.
It's like an old guy.
It's a really nice photo of an old guy with a... A suit.
Yeah, like a nice suit and a mop top.
But it's funny because, like, this is, like, well, I guess the mop top would make him a bit of a rebel, not, like, a cookie cutter.
Because his suit's cookie cutter, but the mop top's not.
Because I was kind of thinking about how the suit's kind of like cookie cutter and, like, oh, maybe you're not.
You seem like you might actually be one of the pack.
You know, you might actually, like, be one of the sheep, I mean.
Yeah, I feel like these people are close in the sense that a lot of stuff about modern life doesn't make sense.
A lot of stuff about modern life is extremely democratic, or undemocratic, rather.
A lot of stuff's just not fair, right?
But you're so conditioned to be anti-socialist, anti-communist, anti-collectivist, really?
Like, when you talk about there are nearly 8 billion of us, how do you expect 8 billion of us to do anything without collectively organizing?
Yes.
Yeah.
And also, like, you're expecting 8 billion of us to kind of be like on... You're like, think... I'm so outside of the box, but the rest of the 8 billion of the people are also kind of on my side at the same time?
Well... Like, how is that possible?
Oh, yeah.
Well, they're all sheep, right?
They're all sheep.
They go into the hair salon, get groomed, bah, bzzz, you know, bah, or whatever, and then you're here like...
With your little flowing beetle bob, you know, laughing at him.
No, but it's like, okay, yeah, there's 8 billion of us and like 7.5- 7.7 billion of us all have a lot in common.
We all have a lot in common in that we're down here, they're up there, we sell our labor to them and get cheated out of the profit, right?
That's like, like what else would 8 billion of us organize along?
Like what other line would we have?
We're all different ethnicities, different genders, different nationalities, different ages, different locations of the country.
Different socioeconomic status within that class, you know, different cultures, all of that.
What we have in common is what you're talking about, that we're being exploited by the Bankster Pharma oligarchies or whatever.
Right?
Like, you're talking about class.
You're talking about... Essentially, now, there's probably a lot of stupid conspiracy theories that go along with this.
I mean, he's commenting on Lillian McDermott's radio show Facebook page, so he probably has a lot of...
Bad opinions about medicine, about people's need for therapeutic care, and that sort of thing.
But I feel like he could have those opinions, that's fine.
Len Johnston doesn't have much power over whether or not I get medicine.
Well, I don't know.
It's just funny seeing these people exist.
I have to tell you, I was at the museum today and I saw this kid.
And he was like a kid.
He was probably like between 16 and 18.
And he was wearing like a large suit.
Like a large, comically wide-shouldered, almost talking heads-ish type suit.
Right?
And he was like, almost cool, it was really funny, he was walking by me, and I heard this discussion.
He was asking the show what he was with, he was like, so like, are you Vax?
And they were like, yeah, but I haven't got my second one yet.
He's like, yeah, I don't really like to conform to society.
Like verbatim.
And I laughed so hard.
So hard.
And I had to pretend like it was... They didn't know what it was towards them.
They did look at me and clearly make fun of me for laughing loud and being goofy.
But I couldn't believe it was real.
I don't like to conform to society.
I was like, hell yeah.
I'm glad that energy's still alive.
Yeah, I mean, uh, the people laughed at the other people because they couldn't see the 5G signal radiating around them.
You wouldn't be laughing if you could see it.
Oh, you went to the museum today?
Oh, cool, Tony.
I went to the laboratory.
Sorry.
Sorry, I was doing research.
Sorry, I was doing my own research.
That's cool, you like admire other people's research and you admire their output.
I was too busy being a nerd.
There's a picture of somebody holding a beaker saying like, oh you do your own research?
Because they actually are like a biochem major who also doesn't believe in stuff at the same time somehow.
And they're like, oh, you do your own research?
So do I. Yeah, according to what, is it Ken Burton?
That's not Ken Burton.
According to that guy, I'm definitely, I'm an expert on foreskin now.
I've done 4,000 hours of research on it.
I didn't believe you, but then I did see it on your LinkedIn.
And so that means that's true.
That means it's real.
It's on your LinkedIn.
You're with a guy.
Let's move on to our final topic for the episode because, oh my god, I could not believe this.
I saw this headline and I was like, no, no, it's no, it can't be, it's fake, it's fake, like, in the, you know, 1.5 seconds it took me to click.
And then load the website and then load the obnoxious pop-up that's like, you want to subscribe to our webpage if you're epic or are you big pussy?
Click this if you're a big pussy and don't want to give us your email address.
That's exactly what it says, by the way.
He's not joking.
It says, like, do you want to sign up?
Or, like, are you an idiot?
It's like, no thanks, I hate my life.
Yeah, no thanks, I hate my life.
You're not being hyperbolic at all here.
I saw this headline from Steven Crowder's Facebook page.
Linked to his website, Ladder with Crowder.
The headline is...
Brace yourself.
Jordan Peterson releases anti-Trudeau protest song and it actually slaps!
It actually slaps!
Wow!
There's like one line.
I love the movie Serious Man, but with the Coen brothers.
But there's one line that his son gives that like haunts me and it's Have you seen that movie?
Yeah.
The son is talking about his brother's, like, crackpot notebook full of, like, theories for life or something like that?
You know, like, scribblings on the wall or whatever?
It's called the Mentaculous, is the name of the theory, the name of the equation.
And the son, at one point, says, The Mentaculous, Dad!
It actually works!
Yep, it's brutal and that's the voice that I read this headline in Jordan Peterson releases and so picture like a 13 year old Jewish suburban kid in 1973 saying Jordan Peterson releases anti-trudeau protest song and it actually slaps And the thing is, is that kid had better taste in music than Steven Crowder.
That kid at least listened to Santana's Abraxas.
Yep, yep, yep.
That's the thing though.
What's the question here?
Is it shocking that it slaps because it's an anti-Trudeau protest song?
Or because like Jordan B. Peterson's monotone boring ass made music that's supposed to be... that's like not only like sounds okay but slaps?
What's the shocking part here?
Why should that be shocking?
I mean, Rainbow Connection sung by Kermit the Frog is one of the most beautiful songs in existence.
I mean, I love me some Kermit bangers, but I don't know if I would ever say slaps.
Like a webbed foot on a lily pad, this Dr. Jordan Peterson song slaps.
Uh, okay.
When Jordan Peterson tweeted that he recorded and released a song dedicated to Justin Trudeau, my initial thought was, the dude may have lost his mind.
They broke Peterson.
Trudeau and his side chick, who is seizing your bank accounts, announcing martial law was one leftist action too many.
Peterson had been pushing back against this nonsense for so many years and the man could only be expected to put up with so much.
Then I listen to the song.
I swear in the name of all that is good and sweet and Neil Peart, this song actually slaps!
Oh god.
Like honestly, what a move to like 'Cause you could have just not told us about your taste in music, but then you did.
But I guess, you know, people who love Neil Peart would say, "No, you can't deny how good he is.
You can't deny that Neil Peart is fantastic." There's like no drumming in this song.
Like, wait till you guys hear this song.
I'm not trying to, like, tease it out or whatever.
I'm just, it comes up naturally right here, but... I tried to, I tried to, like, listen to it earlier, but you sent this to me earlier on my phone and I could not get through the website on my phone.
It was impossible.
Uh, this guy, this author who wrote this, Brodigan, this guy definitely learned Neil Peart's name from the Family Guy episode.
From that Family Guy episode where Chester Cheetah is high on Cheeto Dust Coke and screams about Neil Peart being the best drummer ever.
That's how this guy knows Neil Peart's name.
Yeah, wow.
I swear on Eddie Van Halen's guitar pick, this is a banger. - Thank you.
Yeah, I swear to God.
You can't deny it.
Listen.
Macklemore himself cannot deny this song.
Alright, I'm gonna play.
I gotta pull up YouTube and see... Peterson was smart because he did put ads in front of this.
It already has a million views.
In the 24 hours.
Okay, so I didn't know what to expect when I played this.
I was like...
Clicking through before I could be disabused of the notion that this song was actually written by Jordan Peters.
Like, I was hoping that...
I wasn't hoping, but I was, like, still half expecting there to have been, like, three mistakes made on my way to this YouTube video.
Either I clicked on a fake website, either the author was wrong, or the link was a fake link to the song.
Something.
It was probably, like, a stretch.
Something was wrong, yeah.
The very definition of baited breath.
Uh, but this- the song is called Song by Jordan B. Peterson.
Wake up.
Wake up dedicated under the current unfortunate conditions to the Prime Minister of Canada, the Right Honorable Justin Trudeau.
Composition, Jordan Peterson and Scutch Tully.
Arrangement and mixing, Scutch Tully.
Lyrics, Jordan B. Peterson, very important.
Whoa, yeah, get it.
Voices, Sonia Tully, Tammy Peterson, Scutch Tully, Jordan B. Peterson.
So, we're about to hear Jordan B. Peterson's singing voice, perhaps for the first time.
Maybe he's sung some of the Disney musicals when he cries about them.
I don't know, but this was a first for me.
I don't know.
Wow.
I think they're all big in it.
You should be going home.
I think that's Roger Waters.
I think they're underplaying their hands.
I should be with you.
I should be with you.
Yeah.
It's like well put together.
Yeah.
For a long time, people have been asking, when will we see Canada's answer to the Pink Floyd phenomenon?
40 years ago.
Here it is.
At first I was thinking like spiritualized and stuff like that, but then it did get like epic.
There's painting, there's drawings of children crying.
Oh yeah, they're sad.
Like war orphans.
You know, like the truckers.
The kids the truckers left behind.
Yeah, they were just orphaned, they were just punctured.
They were just punctured.
Just jabbed.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know how to turn.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to turn.
This is Halloween.
This is Halloween.
Man, this is one of those like... Heading home!
It's so earnest.
You should be doing well.
You should be waking up.
She's making your bed.
Just like, yeah, picturing fucking fascist hammers marching in front of the maple leaf.
It's funny because you know like Johnny Depp loved it.
It's one of those things, it was actually, it started kind of good.
No it didn't!
I would be lying if I said I didn't appreciate the way it sounded.
But then he just did too much and just wouldn't stop and just like got to more and more like over the top.
It got worse and worse and worse and worse and worse.
But, I mean, we're just listening to it through a phone speaker on YouTube.
Imagine what this song would sound like live at Pompeii.
Oh, I mean, I hope I get to hear it, like, at Red Rocks.
Like, that's what I want.
I want to hear it.
I want to be, I want a stadium sound.
Dude these, okay, uh... Is he making like an album?
Is this a one-off song?
Oh, it better not be.
What a wild thing to make for one song.
What if he, if he, because he will.
He will like, what if... Dude, do I have to go see him in Riverside to see if he plays this song?
Oh man.
If he plays this song and I don't see it, like I will, I don't know what I'll do.
Adam, Adam Calhoun, Tom McDonald, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson tour when?
Tom Macdonald's Canadian.
There's like, I don't know, maybe a 50% chance they could perform this song at some point.
Oh my god, it's gonna be bigger than when Aerosmith and Randy MC got together.
It's gonna be so huge.
Tom Macdonald's gonna give this guy the street cred he needs to make it.
Jordan to be a pianist is gonna get a face tattoo.
This is so ridiculous.
I'm happy they're getting Matt Trudeau and keeping their nose out of our business.
Fuck off.
Let me read these lyrics.
I don't know if I'm ready.
What are the seeds you've sown that left you all alone?
You should be doing well.
You could have built a home, but now you're on your own.
You should be acting well.
You should climb off your throne and see what you've been show.
I, I, what?
You, you might think that, you might think this is hell.
I can't see this playing out well.
I mean, it's his first song.
I think this is probably his first time writing lyrics.
Do you think he cried when he wrote these lyrics?
I think he cried when he recorded it.
Do you think he cried when he rhymed, uh, you could have built a home with but now you're on your own?
I think he cries right now if you call him and ask him about that lyric.
Whoa, I just realized, uh, I wonder where this author got these lyrics from, because there's a typo here.
What are the seeds you've sewn?
He used like sewing garments.
S-E-W-N.
That's not how you sew seeds.
That's not how you do that.
No.
What an idiot.
Also, you should be waking up.
I thought you don't want people to be woke.
They're getting there.
They're like doing the Rage Against the Machine wake-up song at the end of The Matrix.
They did the red pill thing for a little while, now they're doing the wake-up thing by Rage Against the Machine, then they're gonna be doing the woke thing.
They're gonna be saying, actually, the real wokeness is respecting the hierarchy.
Honestly if like yeah, maybe they maybe they do need to do something like because if if Canada ends and like Metaphorically like the song choice for the last matrix Then they do need to stop it now.
They need to stop things now.
They need to they need to rise up now Because I hated that song choice I'll be honest, this is more from the author, I'll be honest, if Jordan Peterson is entering the Sgt.
Pepper stage in his career, so like making music, because that's what the Beatles did on Sgt.
Pepper as they started making music.
They finally started making music, I remember that.
I'm all for it.
Now we just need Peterson, Joe Rogan, James Lindsay, and a bunch of others all jamming out to All You Need Is Love.
I don't think they would do that.
I think that is the most cucked shit ever.
I don't think they would ever do that.
Do you know who James Lindsay is?
No.
James Lindsay is that guy who went on Dr. Phil to talk about critical race theory.
And, like, he was there with a lot of actual educators and researchers and, you know, doctorates and education and history and that sort of thing.
He's the one who was like kind of seated in the in the audience and Dr. Phil like was like oh yeah what do you think he's like well actually this is a neo-marxist plot to infiltrate our schools and they view race through the lens of hierarchy and oppression and they want to apply that filter to every other mode of what and he's just like he wasn't even like a guest he was just like a a guy in the crowd he would no he was there to speak but he was like the opposite side yeah and by opposite side i mean like
Pop historian, pop educator, pundit who has a lot to fucking say about critical race theory because, like, has a vested interest in, you know, destroying public school unions and also destroying, you know, even like The vague attempts of liberalism to write injustices, or at least teach about them.
But you could see while he was speaking a mile a minute, you could just see his chin receding into his neck.
You should watch that video if you can find it.
Does Joe Rogan play music?
I bet he could play some music.
He probably plays harmonica, huh?
He probably plays the fucking harmonica.
Joe Rogan would do vocals, and just like Jordan Peterson would do vocals, and just like James Lindsay would do vocals.
They would all be the least talented member of the band.
Oh, no, I know there's like four of us.
No, we don't harmonize.
No, we don't do that.
Yeah, we all just rant to ourselves, and you can't hear how incoherent each one of us is when we're all doing it together.
Yeah, but it's nice though, because what happens is I'll just cosign whatever he just said.
Oh, 100%.
I'll just, yeah.
So it kind of backs up.
That's how you write a song.
It's like, you say something, then I say what you said, then he says what we both said.
That's how you write a song.
So that's the new song from Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.
I'm gonna make a skate part to that.
It's pretty amazing.
I think, you know, I think we all understand a little more about fascism and about the authoritarian nature of man after listening to that one.
They should do another recut of Children of Men and put that song in it.
I want to see, like, I want to see Jordan, I would love to watch, just like I would love to have Jordan Peterson watching just the scene from The Wall where the two flowers fuck each other.
Like, I want to see what that does to Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.
I bet he would cry at it.
Oh, he'd for sure.
He'd weep.
I love the way he cries.
It's good, you know?
It gets me every time.
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