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Oct. 14, 2021 - Minion Death Cult

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I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved (clip)

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	SpeedTimer61392517 says, is my jaw supposed to drop or something?
	So about to buy Superman.
	Yeah.
	Is my jaw supposed to drop or something?
	You know, if DC really wanted to make waves, they'd make Superman a straight Christian Republican gun owner that voted for Trump.
	Why would Superman need a gun?
	Do you know who Superman is?
	Why would you ask that question, Tony?
	Because it's his right to own a gun, Tony.
	That's why.
	God, imagine Christian Superman.
	Like, imagine Superman being impressed by the idea of Jesus.
	Well, I mean, there's...
	There's things to argue about like, oh, Superman is like inspired by Jesus.
	You know what I mean?
	Superman is the Christ figure in modern mythology.
	There's also, you know, you can make the, you can point out that there's a little TV show and a comic series called The Boys right now that depicts what a Christian Superman would be like.
	And he would be wasting Muslims overseas.
	And you know what?
	You're right.
	We would love to see that.
	I really like that show.
	I love the idea of Superman with a gun.
	God, that's such a good idea.
	He's just so superfluous.
	He's just an asshole.
	Yeah, just instead of using his strength or what, he just uses a gun and like maybe his super speed to get the draw on somebody and then just shoots them.
	And he tells you he's like, lasers don't cauterize, bullets don't cauterize, lasers do.
	Yeah, listen, uh, you're asking me why I use the gun instead of, like, my laser beams or my fists or whatever?
	Well, check it out.
	These bullets, they were dipped in pig fat.
	I can't like put pig fat in my eyes.
	It doesn't work.
	It actually dampens the laser.
	It's not good at all.
	It comes up the works.
	Laser beams don't deny paradise to this filth.
	I have a theory that if I think about pork enough, it will also have the same effect, but it's unfounded.
	And he's like, you know, he takes you aside.
	You know, General MacArthur, he gave this speech to his troops.
	Just like, tells you the dumbest fucking Facebook copypasta you've ever, and oh, wait till you hear about this guy Marine Todd and his atheist ethics class, what he did to his professor.
	Superman signing off.
	Hey, go Brandon.
	Flies away.
	And it's like, well, like who's going to stop you from saying, fuck Joe Biden?
	Can't you just say it?
	You're like Superman.
	You're Superman.
	You can shoot anybody.
	What if Superman, oh man, if they really wanted to, this is like some Bill Maher shit.
	If they really wanted to make some waves, they'd make him like 45% of the population of the country.

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SpeedTimer61392517 says, is my jaw supposed to drop or something?

So about to buy Superman.

Yeah.

Is my jaw supposed to drop or something?

You know, if DC really wanted to make waves, they'd make Superman a straight Christian Republican gun owner that voted for Trump.

Why would Superman need a gun?

Do you know who Superman is?

Why would you ask that question, Tony?

Because it's his right to own a gun, Tony.

That's why.

God, imagine Christian Superman.

Like, imagine Superman being impressed by the idea of Jesus.

Well, I mean, there's...

There's things to argue about like, oh, Superman is like inspired by Jesus.

You know what I mean?

Superman is the Christ figure in modern mythology.

There's also, you know, you can make the, you can point out that there's a little TV show and a comic series called The Boys right now that depicts what a Christian Superman would be like.

And he would be wasting Muslims overseas.

And you know what?

You're right.

We would love to see that.

I really like that show.

I love the idea of Superman with a gun.

God, that's such a good idea.

He's just so superfluous.

He's just an asshole.

Yeah, just instead of using his strength or what, he just uses a gun and like maybe his super speed to get the draw on somebody and then just shoots them.

And he tells you he's like, lasers don't cauterize, bullets don't cauterize, lasers do.

Yeah, listen, uh, you're asking me why I use the gun instead of, like, my laser beams or my fists or whatever?

Well, check it out.

These bullets, they were dipped in pig fat.

I can't like put pig fat in my eyes.

It doesn't work.

It actually dampens the laser.

It's not good at all.

It comes up the works.

Laser beams don't deny paradise to this filth.

I have a theory that if I think about pork enough, it will also have the same effect, but it's unfounded.

And he's like, you know, he takes you aside.

You know, General MacArthur, he gave this speech to his troops.

Just like, tells you the dumbest fucking Facebook copypasta you've ever, and oh, wait till you hear about this guy Marine Todd and his atheist ethics class, what he did to his professor.

Superman signing off.

Hey, go Brandon.

Flies away.

And it's like, well, like who's going to stop you from saying, fuck Joe Biden?

Can't you just say it?

You're like Superman.

You're Superman.

You can shoot anybody.

What if Superman, oh man, if they really wanted to, this is like some Bill Maher shit.

If they really wanted to make some waves, they'd make him like 45% of the population of the country.