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So, as some of you, uh, may know, it was, uh, it was Fourth of July.
What, like a day, two days ago, something?
Um... Recently.
Recently.
Uh, so it's, uh...
It's a day we love in this country.
It's a day I love in this country because I get time and a half and then I get Monday off.
I got I got July 5th off.
That's my personal holiday.
So that was cool.
Ani had to work on Sunday, July 4th.
So, you know, not as happy with America, obviously, as I am.
But Lots of stuff in the news, lots of like, uh, fun, deranged patriotic stuff in the news lately.
Did you, uh, have you seen the barbecue place that makes all of its employees, uh, do the Pledge of Allegiance at noon every single day?
No.
Every day?
Yeah.
Why noon?
I believe it's the National Anthem, not the... Why do we have two of those things?
Why do we have a pledge and a National Anthem?
Like, isn't there a third thing, too, we have?
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Yeah, you haven't seen that video of like... No, that's awful.
I've just been seeing that grocery store.
The grocery store doing the Pledge of Allegiance.
That's nuts.
That's the other one.
A lot of people sent this to us.
The one in Walmart.
It was Walmart and there's a bunch of customers all just singing the National Anthem.
There's no backing track or anything.
They're just standing around with their shopping carts full of, you know, dungarees and gallons of fabric softener singing the national anthem.
Some of them
are singing, singing. .
Yeah!
Wow, we did it!
We fucking did it!
This is from somebody's TikTok.
The TikTok handle, I think, is raised right.
Wow.
Did they start it then?
Did they like instigate it?
No, the caption says, very patriotic scene in the Hazlitt, Texas Walmart.
Somebody started, someone started singing the national anthem and people joined in.
And it's the woman in the front who is absolutely hamming it up.
Just like loving every second of it.
She like takes, almost takes a bow.
She like waves to everybody when they start applauding.
Wow, that's like a win.
Fuck this woman.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's so... She probably felt like how people feel when you shut down an intersection.
You know?
When you have a group of people at an intersection.
That's how she felt.
She was like, I took Walmart for America that day.
Yeah, and I felt like a guy in a lifted Dodge pickup truck.
With a stick figure family getting run over on my back windshield.
Man, rolling coal.
You rolled coal the whole time they were singing.
Yeah, I mean... It's like, a lot of people were like, oh yeah, this is, yeah, cult behavior.
Completely cultish behavior.
And it's like, yeah, it does seem pretty weird.
You know, you're standing in line to buy cheap goods because that's like...
The only thing that's good about this country, your wages are shit, your social security is shit, you can't really afford to shop anywhere else, but still you're not doing well.
Even though you get the cheap products promised by NAFTA, everything else has been totally cut out from under you, and so it's a perfect setting for the National Anthem to be sung and played because Who loves America more than Walmart?
I don't think anybody.
They're so good at it.
I think they only carry American flags made in America.
That's one of their things.
Why wouldn't you love America?
You're the largest employer in the country, or maybe second largest under Amazon now at this point, and your entire workforce is subsidized by national food stamps and national welfare.
Yeah, all of them.
Because you're not paying to keep your employees alive, you don't have to do that, because this great country that we live in will pick up the slack for you.
Which remember, remember, the number is very low, folks.
The number to qualify for that stuff is like, it's way too low.
You have to make very little money to qualify for that stuff right now.
Remember that, and everybody who works at Walmart qualifies.
So remember that.
But it's like, I don't know if, I don't know if these people though, I don't know if cult is like the right word for it.
It's like, um...
It's- it's like a participation- it's like a- it- I mean, I realize like...
What is it called?
Peer pressure is a factor in cult indoctrination or whatever, but it's like, I mean, you were just raised that the national anthem is okay.
It's fine, right?
Not only is it okay, but you have to stop and participate.
I don't even know that all these people... You're obligated to do that.
I don't even know that all these people were raised that it was like an obligation.
I feel like They were probably like most Americans raised to be like oh yeah the national anthem's good and like if you hear it singing you know you should or you should put your hand over your heart or whatever but these people are like performing performing patriotism you know it it feels like you know when you're in church and you see people like raise their hands up to god like all at the same time or whatever like or like at a hardcore show Yeah, like at a hardcore show.
It doesn't feel like a cult thing to me.
It feels like a social, social indoctrination thing and it feels very half-assed and it's like, I don't know, it's all you really get out of this social compact.
You know, you get to think that America is great.
We're not going to give you anything else except a sense of nationalism.
Oh yeah, and you know, even if you don't agree with that, you're welcome.
You can say that out loud here in America, and that's why I sing the song for you.
Yeah, I don't know if it could be counted as a cult if just like any random person can start singing, and then everybody's like, oh yeah, cool, I'm gonna sing along.
It would have been cool if like 15 people throughout the store stopped and sang it, but everyone else, they were in unison, but everyone else continued to operate around them.
That would have been more of like a cult thing.
There was a guy who commented on the Instagram post who was like, as a Walmart worker, please don't do this.
You're just holding up traffic in the aisles.
All those bins behind them are for watermelons and they look empty and there's probably somebody with a bunch of watermelons waiting out of frame to put them in those bins.
I do like the idea that this is actually part of a heist.
This is a flash mob for a heist.
Someone's loading up Mini Coopers in the basement of the Walmart.
All those tube socks they got away with?
Yeah.
So, my favorite weird, nationalistic, sort of pleading, desperate attempt at patriotism, though, was this article I read, courtesy of Augustus Curley in the Facebook group.
Uh, Augustus shared this from Fox News.
The Boy Scouts of Mooresville, North Carolina are spending their nights this week guarding more than 600 American flags that line one of the town's fields.
On Thursday, the scouts from Troop 171 were on guard just three days before the 4th of July holiday.
Hashtag proud American.
And then it shows five, like, seven-year-old boys standing on the fender and the gas tank and in the driver's seat of, like, an army transport.
Yeah, like a truck.
I love this idea because they're on guard.
Are they worried about, like, Antifa burning all 600 flags?
Well, you scoff, but, I mean, they were there and no flags got burned by Antifa.
That's true.
I do like the idea, though, of Antifa showing up and just, like, running through these kids and burning all the flags.
It's kicking all the kids away.
They're very small children.
I think I could, I mean, I realize they're probably not showing us all their numbers, you know, deliberately.
They're deliberately hiding, like, the true strength, the true size of the troop, you know?
But I think I could probably take at least five of them.
I mean, but you're forgetting that's five Leatherman pocket knives coming at you.
One of them is going to use the plier feature of the Gerber multi-tool.
It's gonna be fucked up.
They're gonna, like, light a little fire under my boot while I'm not looking.
Yeah.
Why is he blowing on my foot?
Oh shit, it's hot.
So hot.
So... I love this.
Yeah, of course, yeah, the implication here, guarding more than 600 American flags, the implication here is that, like, North Korea is gonna do Red Dawn on the 600 American flags.
And this is just a field, right?
Like the town's field.
It's just a field that they put a bunch of flags on, right?
Yeah, they're in honor of American service members.
Would you use like a rioting lawnmower?
Uh, I would use, uh, like, yeah, either that or, like, man, it would be cool to get that, uh, weird saw that, uh, Doctor, what is his name?
Doctor Doom has in Roger Rabbit.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, that, with the chain, with the blades on it?
Yeah.
The treble blades on it?
Or like a tree, like a tree feller.
Yeah.
You know, with the two, the two circular saws, the two horizontal circular saws, that would be sick.
That'd be hard, I like that, yeah.
I like the idea too that, hey, there's something that's possible, and there's a real threat here.
Let's get some kids.
This is like America though, so if we did that, if we chopped all the flags down, the next move for them would be to build a spike pit with the broken American flag staffs.
Like, you know, rub feces on it and then, yeah, and that's how we would meet our end in the American movie version of these events.
That's, oh god, it'd be like a little trap.
But the thing is, I don't know if you know this, every time that a flag is not burned properly, a dead soldier is stuck in purgatory.
And so we can't let that happen.
That's true.
Because until the flag is burned properly they're in purgatory but if it's burned improperly they're there forever.
So you have to like fold it and all that?
You have to fold it and then like hold it like a football like you're place kicking and then you flick it into the ring of fire and that's how you properly inter the soul of a U.S.
soldier.
You better not miss.
Let me read from this article.
Okay, more than 600 flags are planted in honor, memory of American service members.
So both the honor and the memory of American service members.
That's pretty cool.
Well, that's why they needed 600.
They could have just done 300, but they wanted to do both.
You got to double up for protection.
Yeah, just be safe.
The Boy Scouts of Mooresville, North Carolina are spending their nights this week guarding more than 600 American flags that line one of the town's fields.
On Thursday, the scouts from Troop 171 were on guard, just three days before the 4th of July holiday.
Several of the more than 130 Eagle Scouts... Oh shit.
Okay.
They were... No way.
Bullshit.
There's not 130 Eagle Scouts.
Were they all Eagle Scouts in the picture?
I think what happens is they have like rotating shifts, you know, to make sure that they're on top of their game.
So it's like one troop will watch it at a certain time.
Another troop, uh, will watch at a, at another time.
Also like Eagle Scouts are like 15.
I don't know if, I don't know.
I would, I don't know if I can take six 15 year olds.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That'd be, that'd be probably a little harder.
Yeah.
I think it's quote, I think it's going to make me think of these guys that help serve and protect us from all of the dangers of the world.
Scout Aiden Klein told the station.
The annual quote, Field of Flags event is hosted by the local Lowe's YMCA in partnership with the Exchange Club of Mooresville and Lake Norman.
Is that, did they have to rebrand the YMCA?
Did Lowe's buy the YMCA?
Maybe like Lowe's sponsors that YMCA?
I don't know.
That sucks.
We should talk to these kids and be like, yeah, you're right.
This was like what they did for you.
Now, do you think you actually did anything last night?
And they'd be like, oh shit, you're right.
Yeah, I have a rock that keeps communism away.
I'll sell it to you for $90.
Free shipping though.
Man, that Lowe's YMCA, that's a cursed sentence.
Yeah, that's a bummer.
That's why I used to play roller hockey at the YMCA.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Fucking, oh, Ace Hardware's Girl Scout Cookies.
Presented by T-Mobile and Ace Hardware.
Yeah, there's 5G in those, you can't have those cookies.
Oh yeah, that actually would probably cause a stir.
This year marks the sixth consecutive event at the Lowe's YMCA, though the exchange club has been hosting the Iredell County event since 2005.
And they have an embedded tweet here from a guy who works for the WBTV local news station.
So I did a little, like, poking around.
Scout troops standing guard overnight over 600 American flags used for an Independence Day celebration.
Join me for the story at 1108.
So I did a little like poking around.
This story is from a local news affiliate.
So it's funny to be like, oh, Fox News, like they're ramping up the culture war.
They're ramping up the like threat to your freedom by, you know, by virtue of these flags.
You know, the the wolves waiting just out of out of the gaze of the Boy Scouts waiting to tear apart our freedoms and such.
Like, it's funny that, you know, it seems pretty typical for Fox News.
No, they picked up a local news station's story for this.
So this guy, I was looking through his feed, he has like three or four tweets about this one event.
Like, it's like the last thing he's tweeted about.
Probably pretty excited it was picked up by Fox News.
Realizes that, hey, this is good stuff.
Just frame people's, you know, livelihoods and way of life under constant threat.
Go national.
It makes sense, yeah.
Did the math there.
It's wholesome.
Um, in addition to the hundreds of American flags on the field which were planted to honor service members arranged in a, quote, perfect grid that the Boy Scouts helped to set up.
I love that, by the way.
The, like, scare quotes around perfect grid.
They're like, they actually could have done better.
They actually did kind of a shit job.
These are their words.
We're not calling it a perfect grid.
This is what they're attempting to brand it as.
We're not standing behind that claim at all.
And it's funny too, they're not saying this, I don't know if they ever do, but they're making it seem like it's 600 flags.
These are the stick flags you see.
These... No, they're big.
They actually are big.
Oh, wow.
That's nuts.
600?
Yeah.
That's scary.
I don't like that.
I think they're probably like 5 feet tall or something.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that makes me uncomfortable.
Oh, they're probably taller than that.
They're taller than the jeep.
The military jeep that's posed next to them.
So yeah, they're probably like 7 feet tall.
Wow, that's scary for some reason.
Yeah, imagine like...
Imagine, what's his name?
You know the guy?
Yeah, that one.
I know the guy.
The guy from The Shining.
Instead of running through a hedge maze, he's running through the American flags.
That would be horrifying.
And you can't escape, because you can't just burst through an American flag, because that would be disrespectful.
You have to actually...
They're flapping in the wind and like they're smacking you around and you're getting caught up in them.
Like you said, you got to be gentle to them.
You can't like just rip them down and rip through them.
Uh, so.
It was a way to honor those who have served.
Do do do.
Yeah.
Okay.
They camp out overnight on.
Wow.
I scrolled way forward.
Okay.
There are also 18 child abuse prevention flags that represent the 18 children that lost their lives at the hands of their caregivers in the state in 2019.
What?
What a weird little... What a weird little touch there.
So bizarre.
Like, what... Vets and, like, vets and... child victims of care... die in the hands of their care...
This is weird.
Okay, I think I figured it out.
So, the Boy Scouts helped set up these flags, right?
Yeah.
Something you may or may not be familiar with is the $8 million lawsuit that Boy Scouts of America settled in order to avoid criminal prosecution for the sexual abuse of tens of thousands of boys over decades.
Um, that happened, you know, a couple years ago, um, but also 18 children were killed by their own caregivers, by their own parents, uh, in 2019.
So when, when you, that's, that's their own families.
You know?
Like imagine if those kids had gone to Boy Scouts instead of being at home.
They probably would have been safer at Boy Scouts.
Wow.
Wow.
They would have had survival skills.
Like yes!
Bad stuff happens to boys at Boy Scouts, but it happens every- it happens even in your own home.
Yeah.
Wait till you guys hear about swimming pools.
You think the Boy Scouts are bad?
Wait till you hear about swimming pools.
Actually, seeing as how Lowe's YMCA is a sponsor of this article, forget about the danger of swimming pools.
Swimming pools are great, especially if they're Olympic size and 12 feet deep.
Also real quick, I didn't even think about this because we just jumped into it.
This is a recent article.
It's not the Boy Scouts.
It hasn't been the Boy Scouts for like three years.
It's just the Scouts now.
But it says the Boy Scouts in this.
The national thing is supposed to be just the Scouts.
It's not supposed to be gendered anymore.
That was like three years ago.
That is interesting.
Yeah.
Because they're letting, they're letting girls be boys in the Boy Scouts now.
So it is.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's, it's gender.
Wow.
I totally forgot.
We covered that on this show.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
So that's what's wild is that.
It's called Scouts USA or something, right?
Yeah.
It's just called the Scouts.
I think the Scouts USA.
That's very funny.
I guess, I guess that didn't reach the editorial guidelines over at Fox News.
Wild.
Um, okay.
To properly honor these 660 American flags.
Oh, couldn't have gotten six more child abuse flags in there?
Try harder next year, guys.
We ensure that they are never alone, properly lit at night, and constantly ensure they fly freely, poles are straight, and never touch the ground.
This is where our scouts come into play.
The club's American Program of Service Committee Chair, Marlo McHale, told Fox News on Friday in an email.
They camp out overnight on the field and watch over our flags, ensuring our flags are safe and properly displayed.
Troop 171 endured a thunderstorm last night to ensure our flags were safe.
We couldn't do this event without their help and truly appreciate all the troops who volunteer their time, she added.
Tonight we will have the female troop, uh, 5171 from Williamson's Chapel.
So... Okay.
Now do you see what's going on?
That's wild.
Flag law states you can't just smack the flag on the ground no matter how much fun that seems it would be.
It can never, ever touch the ground.
You have to lay in a puddle when a flag's crossing the street, that sort of thing.
It has to have a light shown on it at night.
Like people in the comment section were like, oh, flags have to have lights on them.
And, you know, didn't even read the article.
All right.
It says right here, that's what the Boy Scouts are doing.
That's why they learn to light all those fires.
You light a single bonfire underneath every single flag.
Yeah.
Small, small, but hot fire.
Uh, so that's why these Boy Scouts are there.
Like, they're there just to make sure a flag doesn't fall over.
You know what I mean?
Because... It's just like a weird location for a camping trip and that's all this is.
Yeah.
It's something to do.
It is something to do for Boy Scouts.
Like, instead of making a papier-mâché ghost for the seventh time, uh, we're going to watch some flags.
You know what's funny?
You know, I bet they did because I feel like this is what would happen to me when I was in Boy Scouts.
I bet you the parents every once in a while would like go out and like drop a flag or like tangle the flag so they had like something to do.
You're like videotaping your little Tommy running over there and picking up the flag?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
When one of the troopers comes up, one of the, I don't know, like the sergeants comes up and like You know, uh, says your boy, let the flag touch the ground and he's ejected.
You go up there and you get in his face and you like, you know, scream at him.
Then you get ejected.
Um.
So that's that's like what the Boy Scouts were there to do and yet the article is still tight like the the caption on this is still they're they're guarding the American flags.
Yeah, guarding.
They're protecting it from they're protecting them from the dangerous nefarious uh outside influence of gravity and wind and darkness.
And also, like, the cables are being held by and, you know, they can't get twisted up.
I think there's, like, one mention of them worried about there being, like, an attack or something.
Yeah, according to Stanky Wicks, three scouts stay awake to walk the field, making sure the flags are upright and, quote, nobody's messing with them.
So that's it.
That's like the only mention of there being possible molestation of intentional assault on these flags.
I do like the idea of somebody fucking with them next year.
Just going in the middle of that field and just setting one on fire and disappearing.
But it's like, this is like, it's funny because, so it's kind of a trite joke or comparison to make at this point.
You know, oh, imagine if North Korea was doing this.
Imagine if there was like, you know, an article about North Korea having children guard the North Korean flag to make sure, you know, no dissenters were allowed to touch the flag.
And it's, and the thumbnail Is a bunch of children in a troop carrier, in an armored transport.
Militarized children, like actually that.
We always show our own ass on that all the time.
But the thing is, is like...
That it doesn't make the the analogy doesn't make that much sense because that's like what we we like like we would be showing a disingenuous version of what they're doing over in North Korea but we're showing a disingenuous version of what we're doing here because we want it to be worse than it actually is.
Like, we want these Boy Scouts to be carrying ARs patrolling through the quote, perfect grid.
Yeah, we don't want them to be seen as meticulous overwatchers, but like guards.
Capable guards.
It can't just be what it is.
Keeping watch or maintaining is a fine way to say this, but of course not.
They can't do that.
It doesn't have the same effect.
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't, you know, fill, like, the older readers with more existential terror, which is what, you know, keeps them watching and clicking.
It doesn't give the young- younger or middle-aged people an invisible enemy that they can, you know, for whose blood they can thirst, you know?
But it's just funny because we're- the, like, propaganda that we do for The anti-Chinese or anti-Korean propaganda that we do is like the same exact tenor of the pro-American propaganda we do for ourselves.
And you know what's really scary?
It's really effective on kids too.
So this stuff makes them feel like important.
I was on YouTube and it auto-played a video from Theo Vaughn, that podcaster guy who was on The Real World.
He's real annoying.
He's stupid and whatever.
But he was interviewing his two nephews.
I was like, oh, this sounds interesting.
I don't know what the kids are up to, you know?
And the 11-year-old kid made an attack helicopter joke and also was like, oh, you got to make sure you watch out for the people in the communist shirts.
Because I think they're American communists.
I'm like, you're like 11 years old.
What?
What?
And so these kids are probably stoked.
These kids are like, yeah, not one Antifa came through when I was there.
I don't even know if the kids are thinking of it that way.
They're probably just thinking of it like, oh cool, I get to hang out on a big truck, and I get to be on the news, and they're telling me I'm important for watching the American flags.
Yeah.
And little do you know, the American public is reacting to it in this way, from the Fox News comments section.
Becky Darby says, sad that they need protecting, but a serious thank you to these young men.
It is sad.
We just need to make, like, better poles and better flags.
We don't have to worry about them falling or getting tangled or, you know, not being lit.
Like, if we could just have better technology, those kids won't have to be there.
Um, yeah.
And this is just, once again, like, conservatives lamenting things that they made up.
Yeah, totally.
You know, it is like the fucking right-wing cartoonist drawing Kamala Harris, like, screaming in an orphaned boy's face at his veteran father's funeral, HAVE A NICE THREE DAY WEEKEND!
You know?
And like, the boy crying, and it's like, wow, isn't she deranged?
This is so sad.
It's so sad that she did that to that boy.
And then they're gonna tell the story, they're gonna describe the cartoon to someone later on with no context, just like it happened.
Yeah, no, I saw this happen.
I just, I love, yeah, it's so sad that this thing we made up happened and is going to happen, but a serious thank you to these young men.
And just, yeah, scrolling up again, these are seven-year-old boys.
They're very young, yeah.
Serious, serious thank you to these, you know, and these, these seven-year-old boys, more, more men than a lot of men nowadays, you know?
I'm saluting, I'm saluting, I'm saluting the article right now.
This was, yeah, just the overwhelming response was, God, I can't believe, what has this society come to when this, this is definitely, they're definitely there because there's just roving gangs of anti-American flaggers running around and burning, I mean, you know, it'd be cool, but it's not, it's not true, unfortunately.
Mary Lou Taman, in this same sentiment, says, You know, I'm a big fan of the comma.
I respect it.
What?
so comma nothing will comma happen to them you know i'm a big fan of the of the comma i respect it uh it's what it's just like you're so scared for the safety of these flags You're like, this is like a real thing.
This is going to be a target, you know, target for Antifa, a target for Black Lives Matter, a target for the critical race theorists out there.
They're going to come after these flags.
Let's put a bunch of seven-year-olds in charge of protecting them.
This is somehow like, This makes sense to me.
Like, I'm afraid for the safety of the flags and I'm glad that there's a Boy Scout troop guarding them.
These two things make total sense to me.
Wall of Children is an effective way to combat things.
Yeah, I actually heard that people were taking flags and stealing flags and making masks out of the fabric that they're forcing kids to wear.
Holy shit.
And yeah, so the flag gets subjected to COVID.
You can't have that happening.
Yeah.
Samuel Ernest I think gets, you know, gets more to what I'm saying.
He's actually looking at this in a more sensible way.
Samuel Ernest said adorable and great and all that dot dot but why would Fox News comma literally comma tell everyone where a group of boys will be camping out overnight?
It's potentially giving crazy people directions to these kids.
Guys, you wouldn't believe what I just heard.
Jackpot.
I know there's gonna be like 160 boys.
160 of them camping, seemingly by themselves.
Apparently they're watching guard of some flags.
But they're all gonna be in one spot.
I gotta say, I wouldn't be so worried about people who aren't already there.
Yeah.
Let's just... Wow!
And also, like, it's kind of interesting that that's, like, where your mind went.
Like, your mind leapt to, like, you know, a child assault.
Like, your mind leapt to, uh, which admittedly would be kind of a logical endpoint for the way that this article is posed, you know, these children are protecting a flag or whatever, but, uh, It seems more like an anti-pedophile thing.
It seems more like a group of boys.
You're just advertising this young meat for the lions out there.
The two biggest threats in America are Antifa and pedophiles.
And we all know that every Democrat is a pedophile too.
You could have just said Democrats.
Democrats, yeah, that's true.
Listen, I don't tell anyone where any boys will be.
My lips are sealed, alright?
It's my rule.
It's my rule.
Yeah.
You don't talk to cops, I don't talk to pedophiles.
I don't... you know... I won't do it.
Stop snitching on where the boys are.
It's a principle.
It's a principle thing.
Dennis Junior Stotts says, glad to see there are no transgenders in that group.
Dot dot dot dot dot.
And that's like, I guess he's looking at the pictures?
He's looking at, well, he'd have to look at more than the pictures, I think.
I think he's doing an examination.
I think he might be one of the good guys.
One of the good guys.
You know, they shouldn't have given out these boys information.
They shouldn't have told us all where these boys are going to be because, you know, bad people might act on that.
However, Good people can also, luckily, act on that.
And that's Dennis J. Stotz, who went there and examined the genitalia of every single child there to make sure that they were all boys.
Gotta make sure.
Gotta double check.
To make sure that none of them were transgender.
What a wild, what a wild leap.
Looking at this, like I said, all the leaps they're making here because they're already here because, you know, it's American flags and we love that and we love America.
They're already there for that and they're like, you know what?
My other favorite things to talk about are these things.
Let's make sure that, you know, none of this stuff is happening too.
Let's make sure there's no pedophiles, no transgenders.
I really don't need to explain how illogical this is, you know, it's a waste of time probably for most of our listeners, but if we're going by this logic that you are able to, like, clock anybody who's trans just by looking at their face or, you know, their clothes or whatever, even if that were true, like, it's not true for prepubescent kids, dude.
Like, I mean, it's not true anyway, but it's especially not true for fucking seven-year-olds before, like, you know, secondary sex characteristics even develop.
Like, if you're one of these weirdos who focuses on, quote, biology, by which we mean genitals and those types of sex characteristics, this is before that stuff even... It's just so weird.
These people are so fucking weird.
Everything about it is too because I mean it's not like it was explicitly said in the article that no one trans was there and it's not like they actually saw a picture of everyone there.
They saw a picture of like 12 kids out of out of out of like the hundred and you know how many?
No it was five kids.
It was five like seven year old boys.
Well statistically if there are going to be any trans people one in five in the Boy Scout troop is going to be that.
So he can vouch for that sample group.
I didn't see anyone there with an against me pin.
I didn't see anyone there with like a pink and black necktie.
Yeah.
So I know that they weren't trying... That's, I don't know, that's... They were all wearing the standard uniform.
And it's also like... Boy Scouts is gender neutral now, right?
It's just Scouts.
Yeah.
What would it matter?
Yeah.
Also, when you're in the Scouts, the outdoors is your bathroom regardless, so you don't have to worry about that.
The Boy Scouts are going to be guarding the American flags.
I'm going to be guarding all the bushes.
Guarding all the bushes, making sure you use the boy bush and you use the girl bush.
Yeah, you use the boy trench and you use the girl trench.
Um, Mary Cole says, proudly to be and America.
That's like a, that's a joke in another country.
You know?
That's a joke in another country that speaks good English.
Well I'm proudly to be and America!
With that last I know I feed.
No, it's supposed to be like, they're missing an and.
I'm proud to be and America.
No, that doesn't make any sense either.
No, it's proud to be an American.
But there's like an incorrect letter in every single word, which if you click on the profile, you might be able to understand why the profile picture is a What looks to be a photoshopped image of Jamie Lynn Spears with gigantic breasts.
What?
And the name of the person is Mary Cole, parenthesis, Larsa Willey.
And I looked up the word Larsa Willey on Google and the only result was Mary Cole's Facebook profile.
And under her interests, the only interest she has listed is investments.
Wow.
Uh, and if you look at the other profile pictures, there's a different person in, uh, every single profile picture.
So I think this person might not exist.
I think this- I think that's a possibility.
Might be, uh, the singularity.
Getting closer.
Ever closer.
And oh fuck, it's patriotic.
Oh no.
Yeah, I think this person actually might be an algorithm who's dating Joaquin Phoenix.
This person is like a sex bot that gained enough sentience to become a Bitcoin bot.
Investments.
This comment section, anytime a comment section pops up in old people Facebook, It's just, uh, to the gills with scammers in the comment section.
It's like, Hi, I loved your comment.
Do you want to be my friend?
Like, replying to every single comment or just like, Oh, you're lovely, Linda.
I would love to know you.
And it's like another woman, you know, replying to them.
Do you want to be friends?
Or uh, my favorite is like, in less old person area of Facebook, like the Tom MacDonald page.
Anytime one of his posts gets a lot of traction.
Uh, fake Tom McDonald pages respond to every single comment and it's like... That's awesome.
Tom McDonald official, but it's in like a different font.
It's like in a different baby code font.
Are they trying to get engagement?
They're like, hey, I'm happy you like me.
Well, they're just trying to get people to, like, click on there and then click on whatever links are in the fucking, you know, whatever spyware, adware, it's, you know, phishing links that page is posting, you know.
Or, like, same thing with, um...
With, like, Sean Hannity.
Like, a page called Sean Hannity's Best Fans will reply to every single old person's comment.
Like, if you like Sean Hannity, click here to win $1,000.
I like, you know, I like Sean Hannity.
I do.
Let's see where this takes me.
So I think that's what's going on here.
Couple more responses to this were just so good.
Yvette Michael says, What?
That's a new one.
That's not a thing.
You can't just call people Freedom Angels.
Like, that's not a thing.
Maybe she's referring to like the 18 flags in the back.
Oh, yeah.
freedom angels.
What?
That's a new one.
That's not a thing.
You can't just call people freedom angels.
Like that's not a thing.
No, maybe she's referring to like the 18 flags in the back.
Oh, yeah.
Um, this, I had to click through this person's profile to make sure they weren't being ironic with this comment.
Wow, these little boys, they're dressed like sheriff's deputies.
The way that this is phrased makes it seem like they're warding off a domestic insurrection of leftist agitators.
That's so cool!
Take care, freedom angels.
Look, if you left it, that's how it would be.
And I clicked through to their profile and they're just like, it's like a young woman.
She looks like she's 20 or something.
Did you search for Freedom Angels in her stories?
No, you can't.
Unfortunately, the search feature is really not that sophisticated on Facebook.
If it were, it would make doing this show a lot more easy.
But she's like in the Air Force or something.
She's like in the Navy.
She's got, you know, she's in one of those branches where you wear the weird like pointy hat, you know?
The In-N-Out hat.
The In-N-Out hat.
I think, ironically, I think you make more money as an In-N-Out employee.
Probably.
And you get to go to burger school.
You don't have to go to fucking Annapolis or whatever.
Or, like, kill anybody.
Well, I mean, with the rate of heart disease in this country, Tony.
Am I right?
And also the cows.
Also the cows.
Yeah, you forgot about their humanity, didn't you?
I did.
I did for a second.
I guess I'm not a real leftist.
Well, vegan.
I don't know.
In that moment, I was not.
Yeah.
Last response here.
Jim Grelley said, Outstanding Scouts.
May the Scoutmaster of all time watch over you.
Do you know the Scoutmaster of all time?
Is it like Father Time, but the Scoutmaster?
There is, you know, there is a, damn, there is like a, there is a character who is like the, the elder of Scouts.
Yeah, it's called the Grand Dragon.
No, if I'm thinking of, like, the be-all end-all scout... Like, I hate to keep making this joke, but if I'm thinking of a guy who's, like, the platonic ideal of a scoutmaster, that's not good.
Run away from that guy.
I hope he's not watching over you guys.
Not a good thing.
Not a good thing.
Yeah, I think he's talking about God, Tony.
Oh yeah, that is the... The great scoutmaster in the sky.
The scoutmaster of all time.
Like, what?
Number one, gotta give it up.
Gotta give it up to my lord and savior, the scoutmaster of all time, Jesus Christ.
I like to thank my mom, and more importantly, watch over the whole time.
You know, salutes to you, scoutmaster of all time.
Yeah.
Okay.
So let's, let's move on to, uh, uh, the next story we have here tonight.
Um, this is something that came across my feed.
Uh, I believe also in the Facebook group, I saw this in a couple of places.
This was, this was something.
So this is a guy named Daniel Concanon who resigned from the Manchester school district.
In a very public way, he wrote a letter to the Manchester School District in New Hampshire and he posted it to Twitter, this resignation.
He writes, he captions his letter with this.
My name is Daniel Concanon.
Attached is my resignation from Manchester School District in response to their quote, white privilege training.
So, critical race theory alert.
Watch out, watch out now.
I won't be pathologized for being white.
I won't be pathologized for being normal.
Neither should you.
This guy just discovered pop punk.
defend white race um it's it's funny like so this guy you know he's he's alleging like an anti-white bias in critical race theory which i charitably like i can see how
some white people would be like hear a misinterpretation or a deliberate like you know skewing of what critical race theory is uh to think of it as like
An attack on just your white kids or or just like teaching white kids that like white people are are inherently bad or something like I've I've seen that take you know you see that take either in joke in joke form or in like you know uh sort of like radical separatist language and that sort of thing um but the whole thing about I won't be pathologized for being normal
Is I feel like a dead giveaway, you know, that you are subscribing to a completely different set of beliefs, uh, where like being, I don't know, gay is an aberration of, you know, normality or like being trans is an abomination.
Like you're really kind of letting the veil slip by referring to gender identity or, uh, you know, sexuality as abnormal.
Yeah, yeah.
Or like race, or anything like that.
It's wild.
Yeah, I just... I mean, they're both bad.
I'm not trying to downplay the races, because this is extremely racist.
We'll get into it.
I'm not trying to downplay the races, I'm just saying this is like...
Like a super racist country and you almost like can understand people just being like completely indoctrinated into the racist ideology and also like not having the critical thinking skills to process these things being like you know taking in media from bad faith sources because that's like kind of all that exists in popular media at this point.
But just, like, even most of those sources, like, Fox News isn't gonna come out and say, like, you can choose to be gay or you can choose to be normal.
Like, that's, like, 1960s level.
Like, conservatives have advanced past that language, you know what I mean?
And it's kind of like a big, like, I don't know, giveaway that he's using the word normal here.
Absolutely, absolutely, yeah.
Uh, so let's read this resignation letter, which is, uh, amazing.
This is June 28th, 2021.
Uh, it's got the Manchester school district, like masthead logo in it, which is like a, you know, colorful, like a purple logo.
It says MSD Manchester school district underneath.
And then underneath that, it also says anti white.
Yep, yep.
Like he did photoshop on the Manchester School District logo to include the phrase anti-white in all caps with an exclamation point.
Hell yeah.
This is addressed to Tom McGee who's the 2021 Program Director at Manchester School District aka the Temple of Equity.
20 and then he lists the address.
And then, okay, here it goes.
Human Wedgie McGee.
So he's calling Tom McGee a human wedgie.
This person is a wordsmith.
I'm happy they're resigning.
I think they got a future in entertainment.
I hereby resign as 21CCLC site coordinator in light of the Frankfurt School, and then that's crossed out.
Manchester School District's endorsement of the dehumanization and hatred of white people as evidenced by their dissemination of the imbecilic, quote, white privilege curriculum presented by the intellectual titans at, quote, Learning for Justice, an organization founded by America's eternal arbiters of truth and morality, the SPLC, so Southern Poverty Law Center,
I mean, if you're in academia, you really gotta write out the phrase before you use the acronym.
Otherwise, nobody knows what you're talking about.
It's professional.
Where senior fellow Mark Potok's office is decorated with celebratory charts of the declining percentage of white people in the United States and Europe.
Can you run this through one of those copy-edit softwares for us?
Wordly or... Grammarly?
Grammarly, yeah.
Can you run this through one of those to see if it melts?
See if it just blows up?
I mean, this is literally a five-line sentence.
Yep.
Yep.
This is a run-on sentence within a run-on sentence.
It's so smart.
It's very smart.
It's editorializing throughout.
I love how it veers from painfully earnest with the endorsement of the dehumanization and hatred of white people, the imbecilic white privilege curriculum, and then it goes into sarcasm with the intellectual titans at Learning for Justice.
All of this is cringe.
And it's just like, it's cringe in, in both ways at the same time.
It's cringe in that you're being like, you're clutching your pearls at learning about racism or teaching kids about racism.
And you're also like clutching your, and you're also trying to like dunk on them by calling them quote intellectual titans.
You wouldn't understand.
You just wouldn't understand how to go about doing that.
It's just a different way to operate.
What does this guy teach?
He runs like an after school program.
Or he did run an after school program.
Let me get through this resignation letter because it's pretty amazing.
Despite MSD's inability to abide by its own anti-harassment policy and the complete lack of respect and procedure MSD is owed in return, I will honor my obligation to provide two weeks' notice.
Surely, though, in the interest of the greater good of humanity, MSD will unburden itself of my unendurable, quote, whiteness by exercising its discretion to, quote, excuse an employee from such notice and relieve an employee from his or her position immediately.
I hope they don't.
I hope they keep him on the schedule.
Whoa.
Seriously?
Quote his or her?
OMG.
Wow just wow.
I can't even.
How is Manchester School District still operating on this archaic binary?
Oh where oh where is the equity?
As a transfeminine, spectrosexual, non-libidoist, Subaru Forester Bassett Hound hybrid with a mixtape of surgical errors for genitals, I am non-binarily outraged at Manchester School District's stunning failure at inclusivity of soft butch, stone butch,
Panromantic, gender-dormant, cupiosexual, trigender, polygender, demigender, and left-of-gender peoples.
And I call for the resignation and immediate gender reassignment surgery of Superintendent Goldheart, Chief Equity Officer, parentheses, LMAO.
Steady.
and all other district administrators and board of school committee members responsible for this wanton toxicity that though obviously another another phrase here we go though obviously acceptable to treat mere cis normative whites with is supposed to be spared those that share fellowship in the cultural revolution adopt abstract and performative identities whoa imagine imagine somebody having a performative identity
And list pronouns after their names.
How absolutely dare you slash yours slash yourself.
Oh my God.
So this is an entire paragraph that is one sentence that is what?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 lines.
Nine lines of one sentence.
Gosh, I can't imagine why they would want to lose you at the Manchester School District.
Also saying LMAO as a teacher.
Sorry, you go to jail.
Where did all those principles go?
Earlier you were a wordsmith, now you're using that?
Come on.
Also, yeah, I redact my statement about making them work.
I don't think this person should be allowed around the campus anymore.
No, obviously not.
It's like a net good that this person freaked out and outed themselves as a complete psychopath.
I hope that this is read by every future employer.
I love this.
I mean, he'll be working for One America News Network or, you know, The Blaze or something here pretty soon.
They see the talent.
They see the talent there.
It's obvious.
I love him calling himself a Basset Hound hybrid.
Just like... Jesus Christ.
Subaru Forester, Basset Hound hybrid.
Awful.
Awful.
Admitting you have a dog brain to own the libs.
That's cool.
Wow, I identify as a shithead American.
Yeah, shit for brains.
The first part, you already didn't like this guy, but after that, you just wish violence upon them.
He did the attack helicopter joke.
He did that podcaster's 11-year-old nephew's joke, but he added seven more words to it to make it smarter.
So many words.
Ugh, so smart.
And it's funny because this person's, like I said, not even, this person's like, no shots, but this person's like an after school program helper, not like a professor.
Well, he talks about his university degree and some other, and it's just like, yeah, you can have higher education and be like a total dumbass, you know?
Like you can, I don't know, know how to write a sentence or like try to make it funny or whatever and still just have no clue what you're saying, you know?
No like deeper meaning whatsoever.
Like this guy's got internet brain.
He has like, Permanent right-wing internet brain.
This guy listens to Steven Crowder.
This guy watches Steven Crowder on YouTube.
Ben Shapiro's probably too tame for this guy.
He watches the Hodge twins and laughs his fucking ass off.
Yeah, loses it.
Um, like, I'm picturing Steven Crowder, like, ranting with his, like, T-Rex walk, you know, pacing across a stage saying, Transfeminine, Spectrosexual, Non-Libidinist, Subaru Forester, you know, him, like, opening for Dennis Miller with this material.
Absolutely.
Crushing with it.
In closing, I wish the Trotsky disciples at MSD nothing but failure in their ongoing quest for civilizational degradation.
That phrase we love.
God damn.
Civilizational degradation.
I love the reference to Trotsky here because I was like, that like rang a bell in my head and I was like, okay well that's a reference to communism obviously but like Trotsky's very specific and I was like why did he use Trotsky, he's mad at all the literature MSD is handing out, you know, outside on school grounds or something.
And then I was like, oh no, there's that meme about how Trotsky is the one who invented the word racist.
Oh.
There's a Facebook meme.
Wow, I haven't seen this.
Yeah, it's been going around for a couple years, a few years now, that Trotsky is the one who invented the word racist.
Uh, I think I can probably pull it up here.
Yeah.
Racist, a made up word by Leon Trotsky in 1927.
Word was used to browbeat all dissenters of the communist ideology.
Still used to this day in the West to shut down all nonconformists.
Wow.
And so that's, that's actually proof that like, how can anything before 1927 be racist if the word didn't exist?
Well, also, I like the idea that, like, calling people racist in 1927 was just like, oh, that was a scare tactic from the left.
Like, that shit probably carried, like, like, you're racist.
Okay.
And?
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, is that how you say what the- can I just put racism up on- instead of all these words on the sign?
Let's say you can't- can I just- will people know what I mean if I put that up here?
Thank you for simplifying it.
Whoa.
Um, well it's that- that's really funny too.
Yeah, as if that would like shamed anyone in 1927.
But also as if like people weren't actually racist in 1927.
It was all just made up by Leon Trotsky.
He made this up in 1927 and it still persists despite it being a total joke.
It was always a psy-op and I can't believe it's lasted this long.
They think this is like how we say, you know, you know, under God was not put on the, on the money until after World War II.
You know, they should not actually sing the National Anthem.
You know that, right?
You know, it wasn't in the pledge.
They think it's the same thing, but they forget that 1927 was still wildly racist.
Yeah, it's like, it pretty much peak.
It's like, I mean, except for the slavery part, pretty much post-slavery peak racism by 1927.
It's like the 4th of July was actually on the... what was it?
Oh, the 11th or something like that?
Yeah, the 3rd or something.
I guess that's true.
Somebody, I don't know, somebody responded to us and said that's actually true or something, but it's not like a conspiracy theory.
It was just changed.
Um, it's like that.
Like, there was actual racism, but Trotsky invented a second racism.
Uh, and that's the one we're using now.
And people don't know that they switched the racisms and that's why, uh, you're allowed to teach white kids that they're bad now.
They swapped it out so it's not, it's not real.
It's a fake one.
You guys should hear about, you wait till you hear about the real racism.
It's fucking, it's fucked.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's the kind that white people are victims of too.
So in closing, I wish the Trotsky disciples at MSD nothing but failure in their ongoing quest for civilizational degradation.
I leave you with the only verbal response befitting any attempt at anti-white indoctrination.
Fuck you.
Whoa, shit!
Diversely, equitably, and inclusively yours, Daniel Concanon.
And then Daniel Concanon, in a cheeky sort of aside here, lists his pronouns.
Pronouns.
A, heir, heirs, heirself, all, another, any, anybody, anyone, anything, as, ought, both, bun, buns, bunself, see, seer, seers, seerself, and it goes on.
There's like...
It's the same joke, but again, a different version of it?
Well, no, because what this is, this is over a hundred pronouns.
Like it goes all the way to Z. Like it goes from A to Z, a hundred pronouns.
And it's like, some of these are like, you know, the, the, uh, non-traditional pronouns, like Z, Z, Zer, you know, whatever.
They're like, and some of them are like, you know, Tumblr pronouns, like A, Er, whatever.
But then also it's any, anybody, anyone, which...
Our pronoun, those are pronouns that have existed in language for, you know, the English language for hundreds of years.
Your, you, whom, whomever.
He listed every pronoun to try and own, like, but he listed like actual, just normal pronouns.
Like not even like the Tumblr pronouns, just like.
Yeah.
Regular ones.
Like object pronouns.
Like, possessive pronouns, reflexive pronouns.
And I was like, where did he get this list of 100 different pronouns because there's like a slash between every single pronoun?
And I was like, these are all, I mean, he's obviously got some internet, uh, what do you, what do you call it?
Some knowledge of the internet.
You know, he's got some handle on the internet.
He's got a few profiles out there.
I'm sure.
Well, just also, like, soft butch, stone butch, panromantic, like, he went, like, hunting for these terms.
Oh, yeah.
He went hunting for these, like, neo-pronouns and, like, neo-queer classifiers that definitely weren't included.
Manchester School District did not have material about being a stone butch or a soft butch in their lesson plan.
No.
Nowhere.
But, so this long list, I, like, I typed out a bit of it verbatim and then did a quote search on it, and I found Tumblr posts for some of it, but the biggest hit that you can get is the freedictionary.com list of pronouns.
Yep.
Absolutely.
That's totally what it is.
But it's still not copied and pasted because there's like a breakdown of all the pronouns.
But it's like... They put work into this.
The breakdown of list of all pronouns.
All, another, any, anybody, anyone, anything, as, ought, both, each, each other.
Like it has archaic pronouns in here too, which are thou, thee, thy, thine, and ye.
And those are also included in this pronoun list that he does.
I hope it'd be fun if they decided to respect him.
Throughout the rest of the conversation?
The follow-up he did, this episode's running a little long, but the follow-up he did, this last thing, was even more psychotic than the resignation letter.
And I'm just going to read part of it.
He posted this to Twitter.
These people do not seek, quote, diversity.
They do not seek, quote, equity.
They do not seek, quote, inclusion.
They do not seek whatever the latest stupid word they've made up to clobber our psyches with pretends to stand for.
So, should have done Grammarly on that one.
Yep, yep.
They seek the erasure of our past, our present, and our future, and we need to prevent them from erasing our past by banning critical race theory, by banning the teaching of institutional racism so they don't erase our past.
We have only ourselves to rely on to see that they fail miserably at these goals.
To, quote, grin and bear their incessant attacks, imagining that they will go away, is to concede defeat.
Don't do this.
These people love to rail about, quote, institutional power, without the slightest acknowledgement of the irony that they ARE the institutional power.
Institutional power is all they have.
They are- and then- so it's funny because it's like, There's like some truth to the idea of private companies and powerful organizations like the CIA, like the FBI, adopting inclusive language to deny their own like complicity in like the institutional power structure or whatever.
However, it's like this is a school district, which is an institution.
Yeah.
It's an institution, i.e.
it's your boss.
That's what it is.
So they have power over you in that sense.
They don't have the power to draft, like, anti-black legislation.
No.
They probably did have the power at one point to enforce anti-black legislation, and still do.
What you would learn in this program is that anti-black legislation has affected your job, but not by any request of the institution that you're working for.
And it's like, if a school district is saying things like, we need to perform anti-racism or whatever, but they still have an on-duty officer that they call on students who yell at the teacher or whatever, yeah, that's fine to call out that hypocrisy.
That's definite hypocrisy.
That's not what this guy's talking about.
He's talking about the myth that the left holds institutional power.
This is like a myth that like, You know, weird, quote, leftists, you know, reactionaries in the guise of leftism will talk about how, you know, the left is actually in charge and they're sheepdogging the working class away from their interests by, you know, doing woke CIA shit or whatever, which is, of course, nonsense.
That's kind of what this guy's getting at.
Institutional power is all that they have.
They are otherwise weak, physically and spiritually.
So this is again like the fascist dogma of how our enemies are both strong and incredibly weak.
Oh, they're spiritually weak, they're physically weak, but also like I'm being crushed under their heel.
Yeah, but they wield so much power I can't do anything.
Like I've said before, it's a good thing this guy is white because there's no way he could handle the actual capacity of being a minority in America.
It would crush him.
Yeah, totally.
But they are relentless.
The passivity and non-engagement of good people is no defense for the fevered onslaught from these institutional powers and their automatonic functionaries.
Wow!
My man got words!
He's doing the thesaurus for every right-wing meme there is.
Yeah.
Automatonic functionary is just the thesaurus version of NPC.
That's what he means.
Yeah, absolutely.
He punched that in and copied and pasted.
I think he does have a future as maybe like a backpack rapper.
He could be the first right-wing backpack rapper.
Yeah, totally.
That's exactly what this is.
Yeah.
So let us engage.
Stop listening to them and start listening to your gut.
Look, I love an educator saying, listen, shut out these higher educators.
Shut out this indoctrination of, you know, history and theory and all that junk.
Listen to your gut.
Does your gut tell you this is bad?
Then it's bad.
It's bad.
This is like, these are the same people who are like, oh yeah, uh, You should subject yourself to ideas that aren't from your background.
You should get out of your bubble and hear some unpleasant, difficult truths.
But also trust your gut.
If you hear something you don't like, it's probably satanic.
Probably wrong.
Especially if you guys... Why would you endorse something that Yeah, you are definitely white.
We're gonna keep this structure in place.
I know that in my gut!
Yeah, so if it's anti-white, then it's anti-you.
Are you not revolted by nearly everything that you see on television, online, and in reality?
Nightmare scenarios that you would have scoffed at as grotesque fantasies ten years ago are now unremarkable realities.
That is the result of our collective failure to overcome our fear of remaining faithful to reality.
What?
Our fear of remaining faithful to reality, listen to our guts, and revolt against those that are leading this revolt against nature.
Are you- I mean, I think he's- Oh, sorry.
No, go ahead.
I think he's responding to the pipeline that burst and set the ocean on fire.
That was just science fiction a few short years ago.
That's not going to happen and here we are.
That's what he's talking about, right?
The ecosystem, the devastation of the world.
That's what he's talking about, right?
Yeah.
Dude, the meme policeman, I was going to talk about the meme policeman's debunking of critical race theory this episode, but we got on too long.
But it's so, it's so fucking funny to me, like how crafty that guy is at like what he actually picks to debunk, you know?
And like the he picked the one one of the criticisms of the ocean being on fire that was like, oh, this is what capitalism is doing to the planet or whatever.
And he was like, actually, the pipeline that burst was a Mexican company.
And Mexico, a notoriously socialist state, was actually responsible for this pipeline.
And it's like, uh-huh yeah i just like made that i made an exact argument the other direction about how like yeah this is bad because capitalism did make two of this is mexico like this is these are all this is all because of the same thing guy like you idiot um his dude him debunking critical race theory was so funny because he was like actually these were laws put in place by the government By the American government, not private companies.
And they won't teach you this with critical race theory because critical race theorists love government because they're all communists.
So they would never criticize government.
They would just blame it on private corporations, which is false.
They're false.
And it's like, so you're acknowledging the racist history of the US government to try and debunk critical race theory.
I love that.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I love that guy.
That guy rocks so hard.
Remember, you have the freedom to not participate in that.
Yeah, totally.
The Meme Policeman on Facebook.
It's a great follow.
Highly recommend that follow.
He puts a little siren emoji like over when he catches somebody, when he catches an infraction in meme form.
They ain't slick.
Not when he's around catching everybody.
Dude, I love the... Back to this, though.
I love the sentence.
Are you not revolted by nearly everything that you see on television, online, and in reality?
Are you waiting for a real rain to come and wash the filth into the gutters?
Were you sitting on a bus and the stench of human beings around you caused you to vomit in the bus but you couldn't stop laughing.
Everyone was staring but you couldn't stop laughing at their degeneracy.
You were disgusted and it was absurd.
You were lost in it.
Fear and cackling and puking.
Final paragraph.
We must not comply with their sickness.
Don't do what this jerk said.
Don't get up or get down with the sickness.
Don't do it.
You must not.
Too long have we gotten down with the sickness.
They told me to get the sickness and I said, I said, wah!
I said, no.
That's all they understand.
That's the only thing they understand.
Come on!
Come on!
Comply with the sickness!
We must not play along with their inversion of reality.
We must not remain silent.
We must forcefully reject everything that they attempt to foist upon us.
Every single time that they attempt to do it.
We've now spent generations in retreat from this anti-civilizational advance.
He loves that adjective.
Oh my god, yeah.
Civilizational.
I don't... I think maybe he means civic.
Like, like... I think so, but then, you know, you gotta protect western civilization, no?
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
There is nowhere left for us to run.
We have been cornered.
Now, let's fight our way out.
Daniel... Daniel Concanon.
Remember that name.
This guy's gonna shoot up a yoga studio.
Absolutely.
Yeah, that's what he's... If he's fighting his way out of nothing, he has to fight his way to something, so... Yeah, this is gonna be bad.
Yeah, he's like... I mean, he's one...
I don't know.
He's one less revision away from talking about degenerate races.
Like, there's probably a first draft of this that talks about degenerate races.
Absolutely.
Like, I guess I don't have it here, but there was like another phrase where he was like, you know, going against nature and things like that.
We hate it.
Yeah.
Extremely fascist.
I hope they fucking fired his ass instantly.
I'm normally not one for like, you know, hoping for people to get fired or whatever.
I hope this guy got fired immediately.
I hope this guy got fucking arrested.
I hope he got fired immediately and I hope he lives in a community where this is made public and, like, gets his legs beat properly.
He made it public, but he's in New Hampshire, which, what, they're the live free or die state, so I hope... I mean, from what I hear, it's pretty tyrannical out there for conservatives.
I hope one of those options is given to him.
Yeah.
But yeah, that's, I mean, whoa.
What a Death Cult episode.
What a, you know, this is... It really was.
It was a real heavy one.
Don't really need... People were committed on this one.
Don't really need responses to this.
This guy is just a minion.
Is a response, yeah.
This guy is just like a concentrated burst of minion Death Cult energy.
Uh, cool.
Alright, hey.
And if Critical Race, you know, if this leads to all these people leaving like this, that's one good thing that's gonna come out of it.
Sure.
Uh, same thing with the military.
You know, like, people who are worried that the military is too woke or whatever, yeah, please don't get the military training.
Yeah, don't do it.
It's all good.
Okay, yeah, that's the show.
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