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May 31, 2021 - Minion Death Cult
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Tweet from "Commie Harris" Not one word about Troops Veterans Fallen Heroes Or what Memorial Day

This week we cover Kamala Harris's revolting, offensive, and wholly horrific memorial day tweet, Also, Trump teases a 2024 presidential comeback by signing something for a fan, but the right wing pushes back: isn't he already president? Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes right in your podcast app. Music: Pennywise - Bro Hymen Tribute

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The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today, so stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
Stay tuned guys, we'll show you exactly what it looks like when people go to school in the desert.
All their environment is coming.
Stay tuned.
Alright, I'm Alexander Edward.
I'm Tony Boswell.
And we're Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
The weekend is responsible.
We're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
We have averted a crisis.
My internet was bad again, and now it's hopefully not bad anymore.
I had a very nice Jamaican gentleman, like, the strongest Jamaican accent I've ever heard in person, like, for real, talking to somebody, like, solve my internet problem for real over the phone.
That's awesome.
I'm grateful.
I'm not trying to be racist about Jamaicans and their technical proficiencies or anything, but dude was good.
Hopefully.
That is one of the nastiest stereotypes is that Jamaicans are really good at technology.
Yeah, I'm just saying this one guy was really good at it, so shout out to him.
Before we get into the episode, um, I just wanted to say up top, you know, this isn't going to be like a big topic on the episode.
We're not going to do like a whole segment on it or whatever.
I just wanted to say like, I'm so mad at, uh...
The fake patriots in the Republican Party who say they love America, who say they love the flag and the Constitution, but refused to sign on to an independent investigation of the January 6th terrorist acts that happened at our nation's capital.
It's thoroughly disgusting to me, personally, you know, as a patriot, as somebody who loves this nation, somebody who loves the Capitol building.
Not a patriot?
No, not at all.
Somebody who loves, like, the Senate and all that.
And I got a DM from Radical Centrist on Instagram.
Shout out, friend of the show.
Definitely an account to follow.
Who helped me with this idea, just helped me express my anger and rage, helped me, I don't know, coalesce my feelings in a way that I think will make sense to the listener.
And yeah, so this is, yeah, co-written by Radical Centrist.
Did you get an order for the White House?
Address is 1600 Pennsylvania.
There's a sausage fest down here.
They're doing terrorism.
January 6, 2021, there was a fascist insurrection in Washington.
You were sitting at home watching MSNBC while the far right was practicing some anarchy.
First spot they hit was the Senate floor.
They finally got all the finer things they can't afford.
Next thing they stole was Pelosi's bidet.
What do you think I got this trauma that you're hearing today?
If you look at the tweets, it's not about the election.
It's about Donald Trump and his micro-erection.
Who's about progress and making it stop and screaming 1-8-7 on Cali's Top Cop!
National Mo!
*Wayne* Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump!
*Wayne* So... Holy... Holy shit!
Glad I got that out of my system.
Thank you to Radical Centrist again on Instagram for helping us process this going forward.
I hope the Republican Party can do better.
Yeah, I think so.
Wow, that was incredible.
Maybe I do like Sublime.
It's funny because So like we on the show, we're like pro-riot, you know, riots are, they're, they're going to happen, you know, when, when enough fucked up stuff is going on.
They're gonna happen, and normally, you know, we're pretty tolerant, if not, you know, understanding, if not, you know, like, cool about rioting or whatever.
Encouraging.
Then again, as we know from the April 29th, 1992 song by Sublime, a riot was how Sublime got their PA and how Bradley Knoll got his guitar.
So, maybe the right wing has a point in saying that riots are bad.
Maybe, at least in that respect.
Yeah, watch this.
Watch this space.
There's gonna be like a post-Ska grunge revival in like five years.
And it's gonna be bad, but the drugs are gonna be better though, so it's okay.
It's just gonna be Mighty Mighty Boss Stones doing another song about a guy dying at the hands of the police.
Oh man, that was so brutal.
It was so sweet and just so off.
Yeah, tune into a standalone episode of ButtFest 2000 on the Street Fight Patreon, dropping in like two or three weeks.
Oh, awesome.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't.
I think it's funny that Democrats were like, Hey, we want to do a bipartisan investigation of the January 6th insurrection.
And you know, that way we show that we're bipartisan or whatever.
And Republicans were like, we're not doing that.
And then Democrats were like, Oh, see, we got you.
Now you look bad.
Right.
And we won.
We won about it.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, they might not... no one got in trouble, but there is clearly egg on their faces, so... Don't you want to convict Antifa, right wing?
They look so bad.
The right wing looks so bad right now, and I mean, the only way to go is down from here for them, I assume.
I would think.
I hope.
I mean, yes, the Democrats lost, but they'll probably win the war.
They lost this battle and the previous battles as well, but they'll win the war, I think.
But don't worry, at the end of the day, we're gonna lose all the time.
So, this week, I received an urgent email from the Daily Wire.
And I'm just going to read the headline from the Daily Wire here, which is, Kamala Harris faces backlash for obtuse, grotesque Memorial Day weekend tweet.
And I was like, oh, this is going to be good.
This is going to be something sick.
She's like, Like, I don't know, obtuse and grotesque Memorial Day tweet.
Like, she's like pissing on a Confederate gravestone or something.
Yeah, yeah.
She's like messing piss for sure.
She tweeted out, listen, we don't need your bathroom bills from Mississippi or wherever because we got the biggest gender-neutral bathroom right here and she's like pissing all over the Confederate graveyard.
I had to read more about this.
I'm not going to read from this article in particular because they just clip a bunch of responses from Twitter and frankly we have better responses on this episode so don't worry about that.
But let's just look at what she actually said, right?
I don't have the tweet in front of me, but, oh yeah, I do.
Okay, it's right here.
Vice President Kamala Harris, at VP, tweeted, enjoy the long weekend.
And a photo of her smiling.
Yeah.
That's abhorrent.
I'm appalled.
I mean, it's one of the most sickening things I think I've ever seen.
Mostly because I don't get a three day week.
I'm working on Monday.
So how dare you, Madam President?
How dare you?
That's fucking bullshit.
That's rude.
Who gets Memorial Day off?
Like, federal worker.
Like, that's it, right?
And no shots, like, if you get it off, like, that's great.
I just think, like, everybody should get it off, and it's kind of weird to assume that, like, small businesses throughout the country are giving their employees Monday off.
No way.
Yeah, like the schools are off.
I think that's kind of the basis of an American holiday, is the schools are off.
Well, that's even more disgusting because she was tweeting this explicitly for those no-good teachers unions.
Oh, yep.
Yep.
That's all it was.
This was the Manchurian candidate sleeper cell tweet to the teachers unions where they're going to awaken and be even more into distance learning.
Yeah, this also activates the ethnic studies program that's gonna launch via some sort of virus in the computers.
Yeah, no, this is the tweet that's going to trigger the ultra-critical race theory to be implemented in classrooms.
Yeah, the super-critical race theory.
Which I don't I there's like so many good responses to this This is probably gonna be the main chunk of the episode just the right wing like losing their ever-loving shit because Kamala Harris said have a nice weekend It's probably one of the better like freakouts over nothing that we've seen in a long time like I can see how I mean, I'm not, I'm not like saying it's right or anything, but I can just see how like, oh, you know, I saw like a gay person in a commercial or whatever.
Like, that's like, you know, it's explicitly like an identity you don't like or whatever.
Kamala Harris was just like... Yeah, that's against your beliefs.
Hey, like, it's going to be a fun weekend.
Maybe we're going to barbecue or like bounce a beach ball around or whatever.
It's just like, this is grotesque.
This is an abomination.
I feel like if she would have just even acknowledged meat, it would have been better.
If she would have just said something like barbecue, maybe she would have got away with that.
But no, they were just looking for it, and I love it.
Because we kind of forgot how much better conservatives are about getting mad about Tweets, cause it was the libs getting mad at tweets when Trump was in office and like, they'd get mad at petty things like that, but they weren't that good at it.
Like the conservatives will do exactly this.
They will flip their shit to this.
They will go on a three minute diatribe about how bad this tweet is.
Um, I think it's like six minutes.
It's refreshing.
Yeah.
Uh, real quick.
I just realized, uh, Kamala Harris, she's like, she's, she's Indian American, correct?
Yeah.
I'm kind of surprised they're not, like, tweeting pictures of cows at her.
Oh, yeah.
That's... I'm gonna eat cows... I don't think they know like that, though.
I don't think they know like that, yeah.
They don't think of her like that, like... No, they do.
Sorry, they do.
Let me... Sorry to correct you.
They do, because they love saying that she's fake black.
Just like they loved saying that Obama was fake black.
Was fake black, yeah.
Because Obama was half white.
Not anymore, of course, but he was.
They love saying that Kamala Harris is, like, not real African American or whatever, right?
So, I just think that they don't know.
They don't know, like, the ins and outs of Indian culture.
Yeah.
I think they're also just kind of convoluting when they hear someone like myself saying that she's not a real one.
They're like, I'm saying something different, but they're like, see, I told you.
Yeah.
Um, let's, let's hear from an old favorite on the show.
Terrence K. Williams.
Let's hear what TK Dubs has to say about the tweet.
"Enjoy the long weekend." He's holding his fist up to his mouth.
I need everybody.
And I mean every single body right now.
To look at this.
Look at what Kamala Harris tweeted out.
Look at it.
Enjoy the long weekend.
Look at it.
Look at that and look at her face.
Look at her face.
Do she think this is a joke?
share this wake up with your family and with your friends so everybody can see look what she did that kamala harris the vp in the white house okay that's who she is yeah is making a mockery out of memorial day okay so i'm gonna pause that was fun to say that was fun to say Mockery of Memorial Day.
Yeah, I gotta give him that.
I think that was off the cuff, too.
I think everything he does is off the cuff.
I've seen him delete stuff and repost it.
Well, it's from the heart.
Yeah.
Well, he wears his heart on his sleeve, which is where the cuff is, so I wasn't technically incorrect.
I love him saying... Wait, what did he say?
I forgot.
Look at this.
Look at his face.
No, he said, tell your friends, show your family this tweet.
I love that so much.
He's like, listen, I know your family, like, they called you a crazy person.
Like, I know they don't talk to you anymore.
I know that, like, I constitute, like, probably one half of the remaining family members you currently communicate with.
This is what is going to convince them that you were right all along.
This is, like, show them this tweet, like, break down their door, sign up for a fake Facebook account, which is really hard to do right now, but do it anyway, and DM them with your alt, with your sock.
Show them this tweet, because you're gonna be invited back to the barbecue, which we shouldn't be having anyway, because that's what, that's not what Memorial Day is for, but...
Show them that you were right all along.
That Kamala Harris was Antifa or something?
Because she said have a nice weekend.
Imagine the person who does look at that tweet and goes, I'll be damned.
Well shit.
Yeah, I guess she's got to be in Antifa.
That's the only thing that makes sense.
I mean, she did say have a nice weekend.
I feel so silly.
See, I saw a screenshot of the tweet, have a nice weekend, and I had to do some digging just to make sure it wasn't photoshopped because I was like, I can't believe the vice president would have tweeted this.
So I went to the actual Twitter app.
You know, my nephew showed me how to do it.
I went to the actual Twitter site.
And I looked at it and I saw it for real.
And I was like, holy shit.
Holy shit, Terrence.
You were right all along.
You're not crazy anymore.
Well, you know, he should be happy because the original draft was her retweeting the Saturday Night Live gif saying, ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.
And that was the first draft, but they deleted that one.
Yeah, Daniel Craig cancelled in the same weekend, the same week as Amazon buys the rights to the 007 franchise, and he's encouraging Kamala Harris with her long weekend.
Wow.
I mean, we cannot have a Brit Part of Memorial Day.
Those are the first people that made Memorial Day happen were the Brits.
Yeah, well, I mean, not if you ask the 1619 Project.
The British people were the good people, I think.
If everything I've understood about critical race theory is to be believed, it's that the British were good and Americans were evil for doing a revolution against them.
Yeah, that makes sense.
There's like maybe a little more to this video that's worth hearing.
He is so mad.
So mad.
Like I wish you guys could see his face.
He's like, this is the best acting I've ever seen him do.
Like most of his acting is him going, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Like forcing laughter, you know, for 30 seconds at a time or whatever, Don't get me wrong.
Not very convincing.
Uh, this is like, I, I feel like this is a star turn for Terrence K. Williams.
I think anger is like maybe the avenue to go, you know, people have to, it's weird.
Like I was watching 30 Rock today and yesterday and I was like, wow, it's weird to watch Alec Baldwin in this knowing that he was in Beetlejuice.
Like you try to like compare the performances and you're like you I love Beetlejuice but you really kind of have to come to the conclusion that that it's like well Beetlejuice is just before Alec Baldwin like found out who he was.
Before he became his thing.
Before he became Alec Baldwin.
Because it's just night and day.
And I feel like this might be a turning point for Terrence K. Williams at the same time.
Yeah, because Terrence has... TKW has a pastor-like cadence sometimes.
And the best sermons are the ones that have a little rage behind them.
Totally.
So I think this could be good.
I think that he might have found his holy spirit, his fire tongue.
I think this might be it.
I want to see Terrence yelling racial slurs ASAP.
I mean, yeah, totally, man.
I would love to see some racial slurs.
That's what I'm all about.
They'll be the ones he can say, but it's just real weird when he does.
But they'd be the ones he can say.
Yeah, he, like, wouldn't actually say honky or cracker.
He, like, he would consider those beyond the pale, so to speak.
He would say c-word.
He would say I wouldn't say the c-word.
And everyone would know what he's talking about.
Um, yeah, no, I agree.
Like, I think he should get into the brimstone, the fire and brimstone aspect of it.
You know, like, YOU CANNOT PETITION THE SOLDIERS FOR A THREE DAY WEEKEND!
That sort of thing.
You just did a wrestling promo.
I mean, I'll take that as a compliment.
It's good, it's good.
Yeah, that is a compliment, yeah.
Has there ever been a Christian pro wrestler?
Like, that's his gimmick?
Yeah, I think there's been like a priest.
That's so good.
Like a pastor.
I know there's been the Undertaker who's like the opposite of that, right?
Yeah, yeah, he's a fucking devil.
The priest one would have like a real small tongue, right?
He wouldn't have the big Undertaker tongue.
No, he wouldn't have a need for a large tongue, because he's pious.
Like, you probably wouldn't even see that guy's tongue.
The Undertaker clearly needed a big tongue.
If anybody knows of a religious gimmick for a pro wrestler, or if you can think of a specific one, Tony, send it to me.
I want to see that so badly now.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it exists.
Okay, you don't need to look it up now.
We got enough content for this episode.
Yeah, enough good stuff.
There's maybe a little more to this video.
Everybody.
Listen to me.
So they can see that Kamala Harris don't care about the people who put their lives on the line for this country.
Kamala Harris, I'm talking to you.
So listen and pay attention.
Listen to me.
Memorial Day is not just a long weekend.
Memorial Day is just not a day where you barbecue and have fun.
We hate that stuff!
It sucks!
Like, so there's- Ooh, Kamala!
Memorial weekend is a time where we are supposed to be remembering the people who put their lives on the line for this country.
This is the time where you are supposed to be thankful and you are supposed to remember the people who fought for your freedom.
Kamala, come Monday, I'm going to make sure you never forget the fallen soldiers.
Come Monday, I'm going to remind you every second of every day for all the people that sacrificed their lives so you can be here today.
Kamala, you can wear that big VP on your chest.
Kamala, come Monday, we're gonna respect all the soldiers.
You might think you got Monday off, but I'm gonna put your lily ass to work, baby!
Who are you gonna be on bed rest, baby?
So there's, um, there's like a strain of thought, right, on the left, on the quote left, that's like, oh, you know, uh, the left, they're too uptight, they're too, like, uh, you know, school marmy, they're too prudish when it comes to various things regarding, like, senses of humor or sexual proclivities or whatever.
Uh, in my mind, without going into it, there might be, like, a shade of truth to that.
I think, you know, it's gonna take more than just, quote, the left to actually do, like, a working revolution or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, but, a workers, like, movement, rather.
But...
The idea that like the left are or the the activist left or are the sole uh arbiters of what's like I don't know what's what's what's you know what you're allowed to do and what you're not allowed to do and the sort of like social mores you have to follow to be part of the left or whatever that's just everybody
That's just fucking everybody, including Terrence K. Williams, who has 1 million followers on Twitter, who is far more popular than any supposed leftist podcaster or whatever, is saying, you're not allowed to enjoy the long weekend because the Democrat I don't like said don't enjoy the long weekend.
You're not allowed!
To talk about the weekend you're you have to like sit cross-legged and and ruminate on dead soldiers for three days.
And it's like, of course he doesn't mean that.
Of course that's not what he's going to do himself this weekend.
I don't think he has even a fucking regular job.
Does a three day weekend mean anything to him?
No, no.
So, but he's more than willing to use like the sense of decorum or the sense of like rules, you know, minding the rules or like, you know, slapping the ruler on somebody who's not observing the troops in the most perfect
Fashion, and of course, like, Kamala Harris did a pious, troop-worshipping tweet, uh, 12 hours later, after this tweet, which, like, I'm not going to give her any credit for, because, again, A, who gives a shit, B, yeah, she has, like, this is all, it's all kayfabe.
Speaking of wrestling, it's all kayfabe.
Who gives a shit?
She didn't write that tweet.
Do you think the troops give a shit that she tweeted about the troops?
Like, no.
No.
No.
Yeah, but she didn't, you know, she didn't write that tweet, she didn't pick that picture, you know?
It's like, fuck outta here, no one cares.
It's stupid.
Yeah, um, so there's just so many good response, like, uh, somebody named, uh, some fucking big account on Facebook that I'm not as familiar with.
Let me see if I can find the original.
Yeah, here it is.
Uh, Anna Paulina Luna.
I don't know who that is, but she's verified on, uh, Facebook.
She said, she tweeted out, yeah, dot, dot, dot.
She said that.
And it's like a collage, it's a four-panel collage of Kamala Harris's... Oh, the other thing I wanted to say that was funny, just like, I don't know, really quickly, was that a lot of people were focusing on the fact that Kamala Harris, like, included a picture of herself with this tweet, you know, where she said, enjoy a long weekend, and it's like her, like, smiling or whatever, which again, like, fuck you, I don't have a long weekend.
Fuck off, you know.
But the fact that she deigned to include a photo of herself.
Right.
And I mean, like selfies are annoying enough.
Like I hate when women have cameras, you know, selfies.
I never want to see a woman.
No!
On the internet?
Oh, no.
I never want to see a woman like, uh, being able to point a lens at herself.
Like, listen honey, alright?
If you're attractive enough, somebody else will point it at you.
Okay?
You'll never know whether or not you're attractive enough for a photograph.
I will let you know, okay?
By taking a picture of you on the subway.
Actually, I'm a photographer.
I'm a photographer if you ever want to like, do a shoot.
And that's not to say that you're good enough to be published or whatever.
We'll just see during the shoot if anything happens.
I just think I can find your angles.
So that's normally my mode, is like, I hate selfies.
What I hate even more is when somebody else is taking a photograph of a woman.
Like, that I didn't, I didn't take that photo.
Like, oh, she's obviously like paying somebody to take this photo of her smiling or whatever.
It's probably photoshopped to like erase the reptilian scales or whatever.
So I, off the bat, I hate the photo of her.
Second of all, This is Memorial Day weekend.
Why not, like, include a photo of a troop in there?
Why did it have to be, like, put a little photo of, like, the Marines' saber.
Like, include a photograph of a sword in there, you know?
Yeah, why not?
I don't understand.
She could have had a gun in her hand.
That would have been cool.
I know you don't like white men.
What about the dog that helped kill Osama bin Laden?
There's not even a dog in the photo!
What about a troop dog?
Can we compromise?
Yeah, what about the canine troops?
So yeah, there was a lot of focus on... And Terrence K. Williams came out and said, like, why didn't you put a photo of the troop in there instead of yourself?
But it's too long a video.
He goes on for like seven minutes, literally.
So we're not gonna do the whole video.
I respect the man's work.
I mean, to have that talent, to really give it your all for seven minutes or something like that, it's a gift.
I'm not even being sarcastic.
I think that video is like his best performance that I've ever seen.
It's not his most entertaining performance.
No, no.
Not by far.
He really delivers though.
But this one is like his most like, maybe like, what's the word?
Like effective.
That's maybe his most... Absolutely.
He said the mad tone was great.
Yeah, very good.
Sorry, somebody in a Papa Roach shirt was talking shit to me on Facebook.
I had to address it.
Dude, so I was at my local adult shop buying a couple things.
And the person behind the counter was talking about how everyone thinks she's younger than she is.
And I was like, to be honest, I only know that you're about my age or maybe older because of your Papa Roach shirt.
And she's like, what?
She's like, my kid listens to Pop Roach.
I'm like, no, your kid listens to Pop Roach because you listen to Pop Roach.
There's no kids listening to Pop Roach.
She's like, man, they're the best.
They're the fucking best.
And then she insisted that I switch lubricants, and she said that she would give me a discount.
So shout out to Pop Roach girl at the shop.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
So yeah, this four panel post, the top left, you know, the authoritarian left here, appropriately enough, is Kamala Harris tweeting, enjoy the long weekend.
Top right is soldiers standing at attention with a bunch of American flag draped coffins.
The bottom left
is uh seems to be a woman crying at a gravestone with an american flag on it and the bottom right is a woman having a picnic with her baby at a gravestone with an american flag so obviously uh like how dare kamala harris uh enjoy a weekend when there's dead troops kind of a thing yeah kamala really would have benefited from a vibe check here i don't think she understood what was going on here at all
Yeah, Wade Elaine Skiles responded, twice she has said, I heard it as she said it, quote, we need to cut back on veteran benefits.
Why should they be treated special?
That's what that said.
Yep.
I mean, I think it's cute, Wade, that you only heard Kamala Harris say that twice.
I've heard her say it like three or four times now.
Oh, easy.
Easily.
Easy money.
Easily to say that veterans aren't special and we need to cut their benefits immediately.
Remember that one time she just booed the vets?
There was a bunch of vets and she just booed them to their face?
I remember, but the rest of the country seems to have forgotten.
David Lorette said, well, half this country vote for this crap, so it's not just her fault.
I like that.
Actually, reasonable.
Yeah.
America has 115 million patriots and 115 million enemies living within our yard.
And Luis Rivera says, totally agree. - Wow.
And Mike Ripta says, that's actually false.
They cheated.
Numbers were never even.
So there's like you know there's a there's it's funny because I saw this a couple times uh this like discourse around Kamala Harris and her disrespect of the troops like the right wing the boomer right wing couldn't figure out the best way to criticize her like they couldn't decide whether the best way to Well, actually, there are millions of traitors among us, just like Kamala Harris, and we really need to do something about that.
It's sort of a subtle minion's law there.
The other half was like, no, actually, it was a fake election.
They stole it.
There aren't that many, uh, you know, traders in Antifa in this country and it's like, yeah, I guess as a, as a, as a right wing person, you kind of have to pick your camp.
Like whether you do think you're in.
I don't, I don't know.
It's funny.
This is just all like rhetorical plays for whatever makes sense to try and win the argument in the moment because they do it at the same time.
They say things like, we're in the silent majority and it's time we stood up or whatever, right?
So like, they think they're the minority, but just haven't been loud enough or have been like, haven't been voting enough on odd numbered elections.
And they really do think that their voice represents ten other voices who are too scared to speak up.
But feel the way they feel.
That's kind of what the math is, you know?
But all... yeah.
And that's why they definitely won the election.
Yeah.
And that's why, like, the media has to be so, you know, lib.
The media has to be so lib.
Corporations have to be so lib.
Because they have to fight against the people who are all right-wing.
All the people are patriots.
All the people are right-wing.
And it's the corporations and the media that are trying to trick us all into thinking that, like, you know, an interracial couple is normal.
It sucks because their solution to that is like and that's why I shop at Walmart where that's pretty minimal Their solution to that is just to say on Twitter on Facebook or Twitter that they're like not gonna buy What are you talking about?
General Mills is probably owned by Samsung or something at this point.
Yeah, Johnson & Johnson for sure.
Yeah, exactly.
Sorry, you never expected it really to have an effect.
You stopped paying attention the second you hit enter on that comment, but it's not going to change anything.
I saw someone at the grocery store the other day, just regular grocery store, buying like a house quality or like you know house type American flag from the grocery store and I took everything in me to be like that's you you so you care enough you care enough to get an American flag to put outside of your house but this is the one you're getting.
It was like a shitty, not-made-in-the-states, gonna-fall-apart-in-five-minutes, you know?
Because the person had the rest of the fit, had the rogue-style shirt, had the pre-patina trucker cap, had the whole fit on, and then was buying... That's all he was buying at the grocery store.
Maybe let me play devil's advocate here.
What if that's his weekly flag that he buys to put in the back of his truck, you know, trailing behind his truck which gets ripped to shreds in about six to seven days and needs to be replaced pretty regularly.
Holy shit!
That's exactly what it is!
That's exactly what it is!
Wow.
It's so funny if you ever see somebody like so funny on the freeway with an American flag Just like try to get next to him and look close to it because it's like half a flag probably Yeah, it yeah, it looks like shit.
It's so there's no way that that's doing it.
It's like pretty rude It's like, you know, what's worse than setting on fire slowly tearing it apart thread by thread get torturing it Torturing it for about eight days I
There's a guy, they're doing a big construction project on my route, the route that I've been doing, and one of the trucks that's always parked out front of it has the folded American flag, the tri-folded, which I think they only give as the last of kin, the next of kin, is it?
The only time I've seen one in real life is the one my grandma had framed, which was from my grandpa when he passed.
Yeah, like that is the common, but I mean, you can just get them.
Well, anyway, whatever.
However, this guy, I'm going to assume it's a guy.
However, this guy got it.
It's just thrown on his dash of his truck.
Hell yeah.
You know what those are?
They fly them on a battleship for like one day.
And it's like a commemorative flag that you can buy.
That's kinda tight.
You know it actually got used?
Yeah, it got used one time on a battleship.
Got used for freedom.
Yeah.
So usually the little plaque will say like, you know, the whatever, whatever it is.
But yeah, it's just like having a baseball hat on your dash, but it's a, it's a flag.
It's not even like encased in anything.
It's just a folded flag.
It looks like, you know, it looks like the paper football that you flick to your friend in detention through the finger.
That's awesome.
On the dash, on the dusty dash of this guy's truck, like lifted, you know, $45,000 truck.
And it's just like, hell yeah, like that's sun bleaching my flag to honor the troops.
I was helping my grandma clean out her garage and there's like an old flag in there and she was like oh can you like dispose of it properly for me because I was a Boy Scout and like I know how I'm supposed to how to like retire it correctly you're supposed to cut it up and stuff like that and she like looked me in the eyes and was like you're gonna do this right this is how you're gonna take care of this flag.
What did you do?
And I was like it's in my trunk right now.
But what are you gonna do?
You have to retire it.
I mean, I'm probably gonna set it on fire and take cool pictures of it.
I don't know.
Who is this?
Who's this person again?
My grandma.
Okay.
You made a promise to your racist grandma that you would dispose of the flag correctly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna respect it, you know?
Yeah.
I'm gonna respect it by using my first, you know, my liberties.
My First Amendment rights.
Okay.
I think she would like that.
We'll never tell her about it, but I think she would like it.
Menage Barniwal says, Anna, so remember this is a verified Facebook account called Anna Paulina Luna, who's like, can you believe she tweeted this at war widows?
Have a nice weekend, you know?
Minaj says, Anna, you are most beautiful and honest because Army's pride for honesty and bravery.
Yep, sure.
And, you know, this is obviously somebody who's like, you know, native tongue is not English, but they are shooting their shot at Anna.
And I feel like they're hitting all the marks.
You know, they, honesty, she's beautiful, like conservative women, they love those like gendered compliments.
Like you have, oh my God, you're so, you're so feminine.
Right?
Or like, oh, you're so, uh, you're so... You're divine.
You're frilly.
Like I love, I love how, I love how pink you are.
Right?
You tell, tell a conservative woman that she's pink and she'll, she's yours forever.
She, you should be into it.
Um... Tell a conservative woman that she's manic and she's yours.
Uh, well, make sure you accentuate the C so she doesn't think you say man-ish.
That's true.
That's true.
Because Army's pride for honesty and bravery, and he's thrown in the Army's pride in there, which Anna probably loves seeing is how much she honors the troops in this post by, you know, dunking on Kamala.
So I gotta hand it to Minaj, I think.
Pam Dropic said, how did people vote for Biden and Harris?
Oh yeah, they hate America.
And then Brandy replies, they didn't.
So this is again, like the same.
debate that's going on in the right-wing circle.
Whether or not you hated, like, so many filthy leftist, you know, ingrates, hate America that they voted these people in, which is, like, cool to me as a conservative because it's something for me to, like, be angry about and somebody for me to, like, fantasize about killing and whatever.
Or they didn't, which means it was all fake and, like, then I can fantasize about Being a victim, being, you know, disenfranchised, and also knowing that, like, I'm in the, you know, majority here.
So it's two strains of thought that are definitely competing just, you know, perpetually.
But Pam Dropic, who said, yeah, how did people vote for Biden and Harris?
Oh, yeah, they hate America.
profile picture says question authority it's just like oh yeah uh it's black background with a red font that says question authority uh and there i have a pin of that Yeah, I have the Pennywise variation, which says Frick Authority.
The Facebook safe one says Frick Authority.
And then, because you know, fucking Zuckerberg will take that shit down because he hates punk rock so much.
He hates punk rock.
Orange County punk rock?
Fuck out of here.
Yeah, especially punk rock about bros.
Forget about it.
No, thank you.
Mark Zuckerberg.
He hates something more than bros getting along.
Because he can't understand it.
He couldn't understand what it means to be a bro.
No.
He couldn't write a hymn for his bros?
Let alone doing a tribute to his bros.
No way.
No possible way.
Yeah, so it says, question authority is the profile pic, and then the cover photo is just an American flag.
It's not just an American flag, it's like an American flag sunset amalgamation.
Yeah, I mean that's pretty, but I'm just, you know, question authority.
Also, here's the strongest world power in the world as my cover photo, as my identity.
But everybody else's authority I'm really not into.
Well, this person's, the authority they're worried about is globalist.
Right, because there's an authority that's even stronger than America that's trying to destroy America, right?
Yeah, this other person commented, elected Democrats just don't get it.
They are usually people who live affluent lives that haven't experienced real hardship.
And so I replied, yeah, we should, Justin, we should ban millionaires from running for office.
Amen, yeah.
Justin hasn't responded to me yet.
Last thing on this post, Michael DeVore said about Kamala Harris, all she wants is their body parts.
Which, to me, is vastly insulting.
Incredibly insulting to our troops.
I think he's implying that the troops are babies.
I think he's saying that the soldiers are babies because why else would Kamala Harris want their body parts?
Yeah, to suck the good stuff out of the bones.
Or like sell the baby organs for Ferraris or whatever they do at Planned Parenthood.
Either way, I don't know.
A troop, as we know it, a troop's body parts are worthless.
I mean, look at how the troops get treated when they're fully intact, fully all together, you know?
Do they think that, like, vets who are amputees now, like, that somebody else just has their arm?
There's a spoil of war, yeah.
Like, that's what's going on?
Yeah, just like, oh, they took it, now a rich has it.
Um, that would be cool if more people thought that.
I think if more people thought that that was what was going on, I feel like, like...
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, more people would, we could find some stuff in common with people.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's like a good metaphor for what's actually happening, I suppose.
Yes, the capitalists are benefiting off of the maiming of, you know, human bodies or whatever when it comes to wartime activities.
They're just like profiting Way more than what a what a fresh limb would go for on the market.
They're making way more money than that.
So when I was when I was looking at stuff for this topic, because this topic is like all they're talking about right now, I came upon a really good group that I found that I joined.
I'm now a member of a group called We ain't right in the head.
Hey, hey, you know if you say it, if you acknowledge it, if you say it before they do, it's yours.
I also feel like that's the first step to recovery is admitting like you ain't right in the head.
Yeah.
Acceptance.
Don't they know I'm loco?
Um, so Mark Scorich posted, you know, this screenshot of the tweet or whatever and tweet from LineBreak quote, Kami Harris, LineBreak, not one word about LineBreak.
Troops, LineBreak.
Veterans, LineBreak.
Fallen heroes, LineBreak.
Or what Memorial Day?
Line break.
Is all about?
Line break.
Who are these people?
Thinky emoji.
100 emoji.
Cursing emoji.
Praying hands emoji.
American flag emoji.
Uh, so I was like, oh shit, this guy, like... This guy's on my level.
Like, all these line breaks, all this intensity, like... Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I... I fucking get this guy.
But then, I looked at his other posts in the group, and he's got a post from, uh, two days ago, So, Friday, our time, that says, have a safe weekend?
What?
Wait, about this weekend?
About Memorial Day weekend?
About, this is his Memorial Day post, and we ain't right in the head, is have a safe weekend, 100 sunglasses emoji, American flag emoji.
I think what he means is that, because I don't know about you, but I'm going to be fasting tomorrow, but it's important when you're fasting to also hydrate.
I think that's what he means.
I think he's saying when you're fasting for the troops.
You shouldn't be doing anything.
You shouldn't be doing anything other than sitting and thinking about death.
Death and dismemberment.
If you're going to eat a picnic, it has to be at a grave.
Uh, so I just think that that's fucked.
I was so ready to, uh, I don't know, befriend this guy, Mark Skorich, until I found out he tweeted about having a weekend of some kind.
Yeah, Mark's not thorough.
He's not rugged.
He's not about it.
And then, yeah, what's his name?
Oh, yeah, more of this We Ain't Right in the Head Facebook group was pretty funny.
Somebody tweeted, or posted, it's still Mark.
I'm still on Mark here.
This guy was like, Pretty interesting to follow.
He shared a meme, and we ain't right in the head, that shows a row of ammunition, rifle ammunition.
You know, I can't eyeball this, maybe it's 5.56 or NATO or something, but it says, top text, impact font, breaking news!
Middle text.
Over the bullets.
There is now a child molestation vaccine.
Bottom text.
One shot and it's cured.
And... Oh, oh.
This to me, like when I see this, because of everything I've seen on Facebook, like I... This is like, um, what happened when...
A couple different guys verbally communicated a try-hard, virtue-signaling, anti-pedophilia meme to each other.
Like a Facebook guy game of telephone.
Which was like, oh, this, I found a box of pills that cures pedophilia and it's like, you know, a case of bullets or whatever.
It's like, okay, that makes sense.
Like that's like, I get that.
I get that a bit.
Yeah.
You're tough.
Like you're going to shoot somebody with pedophilia.
Like, I mean, I don't think they call the condition like the, the, the sexual attraction.
I don't think they, Call that pedophilia?
I don't, like, I think pedophilia is like an overarching term or whatever, but it's like the cure for pedophilia, right?
I get that.
Like, you're gonna shoot pedophiles.
Yeah, I get that.
Right?
Shoot your local pedophile.
Then it goes through, like, a couple generations, by which I mean, like, maybe a few month periods or whatever, and winds up to this meme, which is, there is now a child molestation vaccine, one shot, and it's cured.
And it shows bullets.
And it just seems to me like you're talking about shooting people who've been molested.
Yeah, that's definitely how that reads.
Like... That's... that's wild.
I mean, this got, you know, this got like 18 likes or whatever, so some people responded to it.
They got the intention.
They gave him the benefit of the doubt to mark, but to me, yeah, it just seems like you're gonna, like, kill the kids.
Like, you try.
You try.
We kind of know what you're going for, but...
I can't wait to see what else happens in We Ain't Right In The Head.
I'm very eager as part of this group.
It's definitely a Watch This Space situation.
Yeah, I think so.
Let's move on to the second topic of the night, which is going to be just a quick one that I thought was kind of cute and fun.
A pastor, so let me read the article here.
or Trump hints 2024 run by signing copy of tweet for Pastor Mark Burns regarding the quote 47th president of the United States of America.
So that's quite a headline.
Maybe, you know, everybody didn't catch it all.
Let me read from this article, which is Media Rite News, which does seem to be the sole reason for the existence of the Kaylee McEnany fan club Facebook group.
Almost every post by every admin is a link to Media Rite News.
So I'm pretty sure this Facebook group is just a front, just a repository for the links from Media Right News, right?
Definitely.
On Monday, Pastor Mark Burns, who was named, quote, Donald Trump's Top Pastor by Time Magazine.
Like it's an award?
He was named... Are you guys ready for the annual Top Pastor Awards?
Top Pastor for Donald Trump.
Are you ready?
Top Donald Trump Pastors.
Counting down the top 10 Donald Trump Pastors of this year.
And for the second year in a row, he met Pastor Mark Burns asked in a tweet, quote, who's ready for Trump to become the 47th president of the United States of America?
I love that.
Very low effort tweet.
Clever.
Very, um, just like engagement farming sort of tweet.
Who likes Donald Trump and wants him to be the president?
Do you?
Yeah.
Right?
Also, get it?
Because he was the 45th, but he'll be the next one, which will make him the 47th, because the 46th is in office right now.
And they can't stop that.
So, do you see what we're doing here?
No matter how much they want to, they can't stop that.
But maybe, a few intrepid listeners who've been sort of following along with the frame of reference from the Trump, like, obsessed right-wing base.
Like, Trump is just the base of the Republican Party.
Maybe you're noticing a faux pas that may have occurred here.
The tweet has been liked over 27,000 times and apparently caught the attention of the former president.
Whoa!
A tweet caught his attention!
No way!
Yesterday, Burns tweeted out a picture that showed Trump signed a physical copy of the tweet and wrote a note to Burns that said, Thank you, comma, working hard.
Wow.
Wow.
Is that real?
Yeah, I'll show you a photo of it.
Fuck yes!
Yeah.
Um... Sorry, I'm... Okay, yeah, there it is.
Uh... So... Yeah, I mean, praise from Caesar.
Working hard?
Wow.
Didn't have to... Didn't have to snap on him.
That's so cool.
That's so cool.
Got an exclusive.
Got an exclusive for the man himself.
I like that he printed out, in this age of like, you know, MP3s and NFTs, Donald Trump took the time to actually print out a piece of paper and sign it and hand it to him.
Like, you could say, oh, I'm gonna auction off the NFT of the tweet that Donald Trump signed, but that's not gonna be the piece of Epson printer paper that his pen actually touched, is it?
No.
No.
Not even close.
That's the thing, you know, people don't have tactile experiences anymore.
What's wrong with these people?
That's why they're soft.
I get real paper.
I print out my tweets.
All of them.
I think it's so funny that Trump signed a tweet that's not his.
I love it.
It mentions him, but that's it.
That's like you writing to your favorite musical artist, like Bono or something, right?
Who do the kids like nowadays?
What were you saying, Tony?
They like Papa Roach?
Bono?
They like Bono.
They like Papa Roach a lot?
Yeah, they like Papa Roach.
It's like you... Yeah, what's his name from Papa Roach?
It's like you writing to Jacoby Shaddix.
Insane.
There you go.
I think you're good for that.
I love you so much, Jacoby.
You're my favorite guy.
And then him just signing the paper and sending it back to you.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah, just sign.
Like, scanning it.
Printing it out.
And then sending that back to you.
On his home printer.
That's, yeah, that's great.
Yeah.
I love that.
You think it was a good, you think it was a quality stock paper?
Uh, yeah, no, I don't.
There's like a photo of it, of him holding it.
I'm trying, it's just, it's like a very shitty, just like piece of paper.
It doesn't even have the presidential fucking seal on it or anything.
It's, it's like, not even like FedEx Kinko's quality.
It's definitely like, uh, HP, HP home office printer.
Walgreens brand printer paper.
Yeah, I'm so humbled.
I'm so humbled, Donald Trump, that you fucking... Dog, they framed it.
They framed it for sure.
It's framed.
Um, yeah.
Not as good as Trump taking the hat from the kid and signing it and throwing it into the crowd.
That's... For anyone else to have, that was awesome.
That's slightly better than this, but it's still pretty good.
Like, oh, here's this thing you gave me.
Oh, you gave me, like...
You're, I don't know, your dead wife's, like, whatever, wedding ring or whatever and you just like sign it and throw it back at him.
Someone's gonna like this and throw it.
Someone's really gonna enjoy this thing he just gave me.
Toss it.
But here we get to the rub.
Here maybe is what people were noticing, listening.
Christopher L. Kayser replied to Pastor Mark Burns.
In all due respect, sir, I believe that he's still currently the 45th president.
Hopefully, these audits will prove the necessary truth.
Good day, sir!
Well, yes.
He will always be the 45th president.
You can't change that.
Once the 45th president, you die the 45th president.
Right but if Biden's presidency is illegitimate he doesn't get to be the 46th president.
Oh okay yeah so there is nothing between he just continues to be it's fairly 45th I mean 46 hasn't happened yet.
This is like this feels to me like Pastor Mark Burns I don't know giving away more than he wanted to letting it slip that he thinks Biden is the rightful president.
By the mere supposition that President Trump will be 47.
I don't know.
I think we gotta keep an eye on this guy.
He's a clever one.
This is something... He's caught on to something that we all should be aware of.
Let me get into just a couple responses here.
Susan E. Alexander says, I have a thought.
Trump is the true president!
So when that's proven, and we get him back in office soon to finish the next three years, that would count as two term limit, but could he come back in 2024 as a vice president?
He could still be in office for four to eight years!
And he would be able to finish draining the swamp from the White House!
Orange heart emoji.
Oh, shit!
Why have we not seen more orange heart emojis?
I don't know.
I don't know if they have mastery of the heart emojis.
I like to call them Cheeto hearts.
Right.
You like to discredit them that way.
Yeah.
By sort of taking a little jab at them.
Gary Siegworth replies, to be a vice president, you must be qualified to be the president.
After two terms as president, he would no longer be qualified to be president.
And then, uh, Susan... did a... did a cry-react to that comment.
Uh, and she says... I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!
Like, I love these motherfuckers, like, no, I... I... Listen, this is what I do... on Facebook, is... I'm an expert.
This is what I do, that's my life.
I know these laws, in and out.
I like that, um...
She's like, well, Trump's the rifle president.
It's going to be decided any day now.
Uh, you know, I know I realize we're, you know, a good way into, uh, Biden's first term.
A lot of, he's done a lot of stuff since he's been in here.
Uh, but Trump's going to be doing things.
Trump's going to get back into office, uh, and just finish out Biden's term.
I like that in her fantasy that Trump gets reinstated as president, he doesn't get an extra six months to be president.
He just has to finish Biden's presidency.
I think that's kind of cute.
I think he's being a gentleman there.
I don't know.
That's not why I voted for Trump.
I didn't vote for Trump to be no gentleman.
That's true.
Christine Paolo says, I can't believe America is going along with this movie!
Thinking Trader Joe, which she spells like the grocery store.
Oh shit!
I like that!
Thinking Trader Joe is president.
How much... So, let me repeat that.
I can't believe America is going along with this MOVIE!
Thinking... movie... Thinking Trader Joe is president.
How much more are we going to let the Democrats get away with, comma, IT'S TIME THEY PAY THE PRICE FOR THIS FAKE MOVIE AND START ARRESTING THE ACTORS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT THIS MOVIE TO END!
AMERICA WANTS JUSTICE NOW!
And then Shirley Mishler replies, worst movie ever!
And then Christine replies again, it's a thriller she says.
I love this comment so much.
Because Christine is like, you know, observing in horror, you know, the atrocity, the falsehood, the fiction that's being portrayed in front of her, of Biden being president, of the Democrats, you know, remaining in power to, you know, whatever that means.
She calls it a movie here, right?
I can't believe America is going along with this movie.
Longtime listeners of this show, anybody who's followed the QAnon movement, will know that throughout Donald Trump's presidency, when people were saying things like, oh, you know, why hasn't he locked Hillary up?
Why hasn't he made my insulin affordable?
Why hasn't he actually, you know, ended the wars overseas?
Why hasn't he drained the swamp?
The defense of that was, well, what you're seeing is you're seeing the greatest movie play out in front of our eyes.
Yep.
Enjoy the show.
What you are watching is a fiction that's been tailored for the mass public because they cannot handle the truth.
One day, however, there will be a great unveiling and Trump will, you know, like Hulk Hogan in Gremlins 2, stand up in the middle of the theater and say, hey you guys get out of here!
You know, oh brother, oh don't make me come up there or whatever, right?
And that will be the greatest day of our lives.
And now, what's her name here?
Christine is saying, I don't like this movie anymore.
It's still going.
So what's up with that?
We were supposed to get like, you know, a change of venue.
We're supposed to see the credits by this point.
What's happening?
Yeah, this joke sucks now.
Can we stop this, please?
You know, movies go too long sometimes.
That's a thing.
What is this?
Frickin' Avengers Endgame?
It's like the goddamn Titanic is gonna be on two VHSs?
Yeah, The Great Awakening.
You're gonna have to watch it like that movie Bear in your grandma's basement with two VHS copies.
And then, yeah, Matt Matthews says, it's not Trump 2024, it's Trump 2021.
So yeah, how dare you pretend that it's going to take Trump three years to come back to us.
It's only going to be a year.
So it's going to be this year, actually.
We're not going to surrender.
Yeah.
So we will, however, surrender to the night on this evening and in the show here.
Quick update on the totes.
I've gotten a couple emails of people asking me, where is their tote?
It's on my basement floor right now.
If you go to the Twitter account, you can see an update.
I have, Ani and I have screen printed about 190 totes at this point.
190 totes at this point one-sided we are going to start printing the other side of 190 totes this weekend so that will of course take some time it It also, so it takes like, you know, I don't know, a minute or so to do a single print, you know, with
How messy the ink is, even with two people on the job, you know, trying not to get ink all over these beautiful totes.
It takes three and a half minutes to set the print with an iron once it's dry, which takes a day to dry.
So...
Takes a little bit of time.
I appreciate everybody's patience.
Everybody seems to be pretty excited about getting their totes.
I am very excited for them to be finished.
I'm excited to have one of my own.
They're coming.
They're coming, folks.
Now Alex, see that's why I told you, I told you time and time again, in the description of the bags, use words like bespoke, artisanal, handcrafted, and you just wouldn't do it.
And if they would have read those words, they would have, they would have been patient.
They would be, they would be surprised when they get them in a couple weeks.
They'd be like, wow, they're here already?
Wow.
Yeah.
But you know, it's fine.
I understand.
I'm doing the, uh, I'm doing the anti-union joke of like, hey, this is union labor.
Producing all these totes, it's gonna take about 10 times as long.
Because I gotta like, I gotta take my smoke break, I gotta take my coke break, I gotta take my break where I just stretch as hard as I can, lean up against whatever surface I'm touching at the time.
I gotta take a break to trash my supervisor, which is the listener in this respect.
So I gotta take a break to just talk shit about the listener.
So all of that is factored into the production time.
If you would just take one less shit, they'd be done by now.
But I mean, I respect it.
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What else we got?
You want to plug your bread?
Plug your bread, dude.
Yeah, come get some bread.
Sickles Harvest.
It's on the Instagram.
It's on Shopify.
You can DM me about it.
I'll answer the question.
I do ship bread anywhere in the continental US.
And that's awesome.
I ship you a par-baked sourdough boule.
And it's quite delicious.
Very delicious.
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It's super fun, I'm really enjoying it.
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I mean, it's really awesome So do that and there's some merch coming there too.
So check that out.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Thanks everybody for listening.
Bye.
Peace.
Peace.
Peace out, Jason.
What I wanted it.
Serve him up.
Let's go.
Party down for Jason.
Come on.
Yeah.
This is Jason.
Get going.
Troubled trend, present, backs and beyond.
Though you weren't with us too long.
Life was the most precious thing we could lose.
While you were here, the fun was never ending.
Life a minute was only beginning.
Jason Matthews, this one's for you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Can I get doubt here?
I don't know.
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