Lil Nas just threatened to rape my dad. Sounds about what I'd expect. (clip)
Hey, it's the Lil Nas X "Montero" episode. This was a pretty big freakout, folks. The Gateway pundit slanders Lil Nas X in print, it's commenters threaten to rape and murder him, and a Jeff Dunham acolyte might've found an even more twisted puppet to look up to. Also, NYC ends qualified immunity for police officers, and supporters of the police complain about how they wont be able to shoot people in the back anymore (really) Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, instant access to all previous bonus episodes, and 25% off our new tote bag, which can be purchased at http://miniondeathcult.com
And if you're looking at the avatar, it's kind of small, but I think I can pick it out here.
The avatar is like an image of a ghoulish-looking face, kind of like a sunken face, maybe even a skull.
Spooky.
It's got bright yellow eyeballs, and it looks like it's wearing a head wrap of some kind.
The top text, impact font, says, Silence!
And the bottom text says, I kill you!
Wait, is this figure a puppet?
Well, it's beautifully rendered cell animation, but I think, yes, this is all of our favorite Jeff Dunham puppet, Ahmed the Dead Terrorist.
Yes, and what's the username again?
Silence Infidel.
Whoa!
All caps.
Full... Full committal.
Full... This is full... Uh, Achmed, this is... Yeah, this person's gonna be pretty gnarly.
I like this.
That's kind of like the red flag Jeff Dunham character, huh?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I, like, I... There's... He's so... He doesn't give a fuck.
That's what we talked about.
Achmed does not give a fuck.
And that's, like, appealing to these people.
Right, like...
This guy, let me read the comment.
This guy says, dude, even a Muslim would cringe at that and they don't cringe!
You have, dot, without doubt, come up with a great idea.
And this does get to your idea that like Ahmed is like a real motherfucker.
He's like he doesn't give a fuck and it could be that this commentator has like Ahmed-pilled themselves accidentally.
They've been using the Ahmed voice and they've been obsessed with the Ahmed puppet quote ironically for so long that now they're actually seeing the appeal of a guy who just knows what he wants and goes out and gets it and like has no filter you know doesn't like give a give a fuck what you think about him and keeps it real and I mean even here he's praising Rat Bastard
For doing something that's even fucking crazier than the Muslims do.
Yeah, like Rat Bastard is so gnarly that even a Muslim terrorist would cringe at this.
And like you said, that's like the extreme version.
And it makes you wonder, because this person is like, they are so drawn to this character.
If there is anything to the Jeff Dunham to ISIS pipeline.
Do you think that's a thing?
Do you think any of those sweet gingers who decided to join ISIS, do you think any of them started just from saying, you know, kill you, kill you, and it became like a mantra?
And then just people they just didn't like, they started calling them infidels, and then they stumbled upon some literature that explained what an infidel really was.
Yeah they like they went from like watching the same Jeff Dunham bits over and over to like somehow being subscribed to Da Beak.
Somehow getting like a copy of Da Beak in their mailbox and they're like hmm this is this is the real shit this ain't that cartoon shit.
There's somebody out there right now who somehow stumbled upon, like you said, some sort of propaganda that all it said was, um, we'll listen, and this is after they spent all day doing Aquaman impressions of some guy with headphones on.
Yeah, they couldn't get the reaction they wanted out of their UPS driver, and it just drove them even more insane.
I do like the idea of, like, you know, watching, you know, like, watching Scarface and thinking that Tony Montana is just, like, cool.
Or, like, watching Goodfellas or The Sopranos and being like, yeah, like, this movie is about, like, being a tough dude, you know?
Who, like, gets what he wants, you know?
I assume.
About the good life.
But, like, with Jeff Dunham puppets.
Like, that's the role model.
I feel like that's what the whole performance is about.
It's about Ahmed.
He's like the standout character to me.
And so what I'm saying, ladies, if you go home with a dude and he has Ahmed on his shelf instead of the jalapeno pepper, that's a red flag.
Yeah, get out of there.
Get out of there.
Unless you want to be mansplained to all night.
Unless you want to be mansplained to about what is haram.
And you already know what's haram.
Listen, if they have a spicy jalapeno up there, you got a man with some flavor.
Maybe someone with a little bit of spice.
But if you got an acme up there, you got someone who doesn't give a fuck.
And also, they're going to try to put you in a role that you might not like.
