Commy liberals just took Wallstreet bets off redit w/ Matt Christman (clip)
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Jan. 29, 2021 - Minion Death Cult
02:49
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| So with this whole, I don't know, this whole, you know, short sale or whatever it's called, I think it's, I think it's cool. | |
| I don't know how, you know, how much money, quote, like regular, you know, working Americans are going to be making off this sale. | |
| I think it's very funny. | |
| I think it's exposed a lot of, you know, it's possibly heightened the contradictions And I think that's something we are going to get into here in just a bit. | |
| But I just wanted the first round of like things that I was seeing on Facebook to be from the Newsmax Facebook page, which is if you're not familiar, it's it's news for, you know, your grandma's grandma. | |
| It is a video of, you know, an anchor named Bob Sellers explaining, you know, what's happening. | |
| The caption reads, Wall Street Rap. | |
| Bob Sellers discusses GameStop's wild ride due to speculative trading being driven by social media. | |
| And just a few reactions, a few interpretations of this really stuck out to me, like Austin Walker saying, it's going to take another civil war to stop this crap that's going on here in our country. | |
| Didn't take long for Minions Law to kick in, that was a good one. | |
| Get it out of the way. | |
| The Minions have hoisted the black flag and begun slitting throats. | |
| On their Lego battleship. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just instantly. | |
| I don't quite know what's going on. | |
| I just know a lot of people are agitated, so I'm calling for a civil war. | |
| I think that's the only way really to settle this thing. | |
| Whatever it is. | |
| I think everyone understands that. | |
| They just don't want to die in it, so no one's going to start it. | |
| Because there's still Mountain Dew Code Red coming out of all the taps. | |
| That's true. | |
| If we cut off the Mountain Dew, we're going to see a change in tide. | |
| We will. | |
| I mean, that's the thing. | |
| It's like, people are precarious and enervated, but they still have minimal creature comforts. | |
| They still have the promise of them in the very near future. | |
| And that is enough to keep people who have nowhere to put their energy in a realistic or effective way that wouldn't be very, very dangerous to them, or at the very least, very tedious and potentially un-renumerated. | |
| So they don't do anything. | |
| Yeah, well, I mean, I wouldn't call this this nothing. | |
| I mean, I think he's he's doing something that satisfies him very deeply, you know, calling for a civil war and whatever, you know, whatever post is in front of him. | |
| I think he takes that probably very seriously. | |
| You know, he probably thinks he thinks he means it to some degree, and he's just waiting to get enough likes. |
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