Judas "Pence'd" Christ, to the Jewish authorities (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week delivered straight to your podcast app This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most passed-around laptop in congress Also, we discover a new addition the dictionary, and the National Guard tries to get clever with their ads by recruiting the dumbest people on Facebook.
During the breach at the US Capitol building, 11 laptops were stolen.
One of them was Nancy Pelosi's.
Um, so that actually has been reported, uh, that Nancy, that a, a laptop from Nancy Pelosi's or was stolen from Nancy Pelosi's office.
Uh, reportedly this laptop was just like a shared office laptop that was used for, uh, PowerPoint presentations and things like that.
But do we believe that, Tony?
Um, no, I don't believe that.
What I believe even more, what's more terrifying, is that I'm sure it did get stolen, and I'm sure they skipped the find my, like, find my product, you know, app they have in computers now?
The find my computer app.
The find my back, find my computer app, you know?
They probably skipped that.
So we're never gonna find it either.
This was, you know, if it's a shared laptop, if it's a laptop that like everybody in the Senate can use, first of all, let's give these guys a raise.
You know, why do they have to share one laptop?
It seems a little janky for our men and women, you know, at the heads of state.
And I mean, honestly, is it even stealing a laptop if it was paid for with our tax dollars?
Isn't that kind of our laptop?
I think we should give them more laptops that we can steal back.
I completely agree.
Second of all, if that's a laptop that every house member could use, that's probably the most incriminating laptop there.
That's probably got the filthiest shit on it out of all of them.
Yeah, because these people, they're not the brightest.
They've posted screenshots of their phones with all the tabs open type thing.
So we know they're not going to like, I'm just going to not not go to my weird places on the internet on this computer.
They're going to do it.
There's probably some really weird, the history on that is probably really strange.
Yeah.
One of them was Nancy Pelosi's.
So we're going to give that half a Pinocchio.
We're going to give that statement half a Pinocchio.
We understand what they meant.
It was stolen from Nancy Pelosi's office.
Safe to assume that the military and or Trump has those laptops.
Uh huh, okay.
Okay.
With you there, 100%.
Seems like a good assumption to make.
Could explain why she's trying so hard to invoke the 25th Amendment and have Trump removed from office.
She's frantic.
So the argument here is like she's trying to get Trump out of office ASAP because that guy is about to arrest her.
Like any Dana.
It's like playing red light green light with Elmer Fudd as he's creeping toward Nancy Pelosi's office door.
She circumvented that with these thieves?
She's frantic.
As soon as the lockdown was over and they realized the laptops were stolen, numerous members of the administration resigned.
More continued to resign.
With 12 days left, why wouldn't they wait?
That's curious.
So, yeah, if you're like, you know, if you're like a Trump supporter still and you think like Trump is, you know, a cool guy who's on your side or whatever, I guess that would seem curious to you as to why Trump has had like a record number of people quitting under his administration.
Like, wow, something must be going on.
There must be something behind the scenes that I don't understand.
I love how they're so committed to everything now that they don't even blame it on... I haven't even heard anything about because the lie is spread on liberal media.
It's like, why is this happening?
This is bigger than this.
This is that 40 chess.
It's really interesting to watch the mass amounts of copium.
I think they've shifted to Trump is allowing the liberal narrative to spread out because it suits his overarching goals.
They're so certain there's going to be some point where CNN is forced to admit that Trump is actually the best leader in the world because it just happens in front of their eyes.
That's like the popcorn they've been eating this whole time, waiting for that to happen.
There's like a rosebud at the end of all this.
There's something that just like is definitive that just defines the whole thing.
With 12 days left, why wouldn't they wait?
That's curious.
Yeah, I love like hitting my own foot with a hammer and then when it starts bleeding saying, that's curious.
That's weird.
I mean, like, I was in control of that hammer the entire time, man.
I, you know, I thought it was kind of like a physics, you know, catch-22.
It seems like I should know what's going on here, you know?
Yeah.
The hammer never left my position.
This is my foot.
Some sort of philosopher is tackling that right now.
It's like, you know, how were you watching it but didn't see it coming?
Well, that's because you, like a fool, believe your eyes.
Whereas we, we who know better, we can just assume that things are greater than you will ever know.
My foot is throbbing as I try to get through this sentence.
I did write the words fake news on the hammer before I swung it.
Now it's just a Ben Garrison cartoon.
He's doing great.
He's doing so good.
Side note, did you see that person on Twitter who posted Ben Garrison's other work?
