Devil in her eyes! Some say she is a witch. (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Alex gives updates on his Jeff Dunham driver helper, We cover the guy who's suing True the Vote to recoup the $2.5M he donated to prove voter fraud Also Joe Biden is lying about his broken foot, probably for some nefarious reason And listen to Buttfest 2000, The new Street Fight miniseries all about Butt Rock, co-hosted by Alex at http://www.patreon.com/streetfightradio
I like how it's called True The Vote and also Validate The Vote.
That's how you do it.
You gotta have pseudonyms and back loopholes.
It's business.
You don't know about it.
It's business stuff.
Yeah, um, I love the name True the Vote too.
Like, I guess it's like true like a verb, right?
Yeah, I like it actually a lot because like I used to work with bicycles and like that's what you call fixing a wobbly wheel.
Yeah, you like truing it.
It's what you call like, you like true your blade too.
You like when you when you like uh Hone your steel.
It's called true, you know, like making it true or like truing it.
But it sounds like hip too, you know, like true the vote, true that, like you look at the vote, you see how the vote went, and if it's true you go true that.
True the vote, word up.
That's a dialogue right there.
Yo, word to your elector.
Yeah!
Yo!
Yo, this alderman is whack!
Oh man, the youth, the hip young youth.
The lack of success of True The Vote's efforts to challenge the outcome appears to mirror that of the president himself, whose team has lost 38 count actions since the November 3rd election, most recently in Pennsylvania where a federal appeals court panel blasted Trump's legal team for filing a case with no merit.
True the vote did not immediately return an email from the Guardian seeking comment.
True the vote did not respond to Bloomberg's request for comment, but posted a statement on its website attributed to the group's founder and president, Catherine Engelbrecht, seeking to blame outside forces for the failure of its efforts.
Quote, while we stand by the voters testimony that was brought forth barriers to advancing our arguments.
I love that.
There were barriers to advancing our arguments, coupled with constraints on time, made it necessary for us to pursue a different path. - Right.
We're going to be looking for the voter fraud in the Caribbean islands.
That's the path we're going to take.
Yeah, we're actually just going to be taking care of the voter fraud energy.
We're going to be removing the voter fraud energy.
That's really all we can focus on.
Yeah.
Announcing it had withdrawn legal filings in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
All four states were won by Joe Biden, the Democratic president-elect.
Imagine, like, there being a president-elect, and you're just like, no.
No.
I'm gonna give a fucking random group called, like, Let's Get Vindicated.
Let's get vindicated.
I'm going to give let's get vindicated LLC $2.5 million to make the president somebody else.
And then that LLC gets sued by a dashboard confessional before they can even file a lawsuit.
Well, they shouldn't have used the song.
Yeah, that's where they really blew it.
They got a little too big for their burgers.
Well, they got that $2.5 million donation.
They thought they could afford the rights to it.
Their mistake was they also used the Spider-Man footage.
It was like the votes were upside down kissing Trump.
Listen, this person has entered the voting booth twice.
You can see clearly in the second one that they have a black swoop in front of their bangs.
Their bangs are a black swoop in front of their eyes and they're wearing a dark black suit and just because they have more swagger and are dancing with like the female observers Does not negate the fact that it's clearly the same person.
Yeah, this is dark energy.
What's funny about the statement from the true vote is what they should have said was something along the lines of, um, they're more powerful than we ever anticipated.
The rabbit has followed us here.
Like, where we go one, we go all.
And like, everyone would have been like, okay, shit, okay, what do you guys need next?
And they could have been like, we just need more money.
All you have to do is the three fucking words.
Trust the plan.
Trust the plan.
Yep.
Dude calls you for his 2.5 million back, you know exactly what to tell this guy.
Yep.
Trust the plan.
And then you sign that.
You sign that yourself.
You put that in quotes, but you sign it.
Trust the plan.
Sincerely, Catherine whatever her name was.
Uh, Engelbrecht.
Um, yeah.
Would Q have put you on this path if it weren't the correct one?
You know it's the correct path because we're on it.
Yeah.
It made it necessary because our arguments had...
Because there were certain legalities that our arguments did not meet, we were forced to peruse a different path.
Our mission is much bigger than just one election.
It is about repairing the system for all future elections.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
So this election, I mean, this one's kind of fucked.
