Any white person would have to be insane to go to a fast food "restaurant" right now. (clip)
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On Newsweek, Greg Greenquill, rather, says, I too am an officer.
I've had a very similar incident occurs to me at Dutch Bros.
I had to wait one time.
So Dutch Brothers is a coffee company up here.
I could hear the people inside the hut laughing as they huddled around my coffee and looked over their shoulders at me.
Instead of becoming a joke to them, I drove away to never return.
After 10 minutes of waiting for a medium Americano.
I've shared my story with other officers.
Sadly, I was not the only one.
Either way, I will continue doing what I know is right.
God be with us all.
What's funny is like actually his wife had called Dutch Brothers earlier that day to have them write "Congratulations Dad" on the top of the Americano.
And they were just really excited to give it to him and he was like "Nope!" Dude, I love this comment so much.
I love, like, picturing fucking, like, three baristas surrounding this dude's coffee and, like, looking over their shoulders at him and, like, laughing and jeering at him.
Yeah, snickering, yeah.
I love that.
They're like, they're like doing a little, what is that, like paper folding tool game where you predict the future or whatever with it?
Yeah, I don't know what that's called, but I know what you're talking about.
The fortune teller.
Yeah, they're like doing the little fortune teller and like reading it to each other and like snickering at him and they're like, oh, this is him.
Yeah, this is the, oh, this is the guy.
You're totally going to make out with him.
They're like, they're like covering their mouths and like laughing at him.
What's really sad though is that when Green Kool got home he was really upset and didn't have any coffee and his wife didn't have any coffee ready for him and they just moved into a two-story place and he never got that announcement.
And then him speeding away instead of getting his coffee!
I imagine him just burning out too.
He like hit the sirens on the way out too, like letting them know he was leaving.
It's the fucking scene from Interstellar where Matthew McConaughey is speeding away from his daughter and like crying in the front seat.
And the Dutch Brothers baristas are running after him and he's refusing to look back because it's too painful.
But he probably like...
He probably was like, Oh, I got a call.
I got to go.
And then like hit the sirens and bounce.
What a fucking coward.
Oh my God.
These people are like the most cowardly people in existence.
Yeah, it's incredible.
Because, yeah, they've just viewed the rest of us as animals and enemy combatants and thugs, like, not worthy of their service.
And the moment they face any criticism, it's just like, oh yeah, I'm being poisoned.
Yep.
They're trying to kill me.
These people are definitely trying to kill me.
Scott Meyer says, I would gladly order and receive a meal for any cop in the down low if they just want to make sure that they aren't being poisoned.
Didn't we have a bit about like a royal cop tester in like, yeah, that's what this, this guy's fucking volunteering for that shit.
I imagine Scott being like, I'd like to order a burger, I'm totally not gonna give it to cop.
A cop, cause I totally don't like cops.
Am I right?
Am I right, brother?
Uh, yeah, hello, uh, hey, fuck the police.
Let me get a fish filet and, uh, extra large fry.
Uh, fuck twelve.
Um, yeah, go ahead and, uh, charge me an extra dollar, because fuck twelve.
Make it thirteen.
Uh, mmm!
Pretty soon the cops will have to only get a meal from a place that is certified to be cop friendly because of some radical left coward PS's OS.
What is this?
Because of some radical left coward P apostrophe S space OS.
Is it pieces of shit?
It's just supposed to be POS, but there's like two extra characters in a space in there.
Yeah, you don't need that.
We already know what that means.
Dude, I wish that was real.
This would be such a good grift.
You show up as the official police respect inspector.
Like, instead of the wallet inspector, you show up as, like, the, oh, we're making, we're just making sure that this place is respectful of police.
Dude, that is, yes.
You simply pay, you pay us $20 for an hour, and we go around and make sure everyone's respectful of police, and then we give you a little certificate, and you can put it in your window, and like, next to the grade A rating you have for, you know, cleanliness and all that, we'll give you, you know, a blue star.
Yeah.
To show that you're respectful of the police.
Every month you get a new Blue Star sticker for $75 a month.
