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June 12, 2020 - Minion Death Cult
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Get in the Zone (clip)

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult - This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ, addresses some viral rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - Also, "Cops" and "Live PD" get canceled (postponed?) in the wake of the George Floyd protests. After reading these comments, it becomes clear why that's such a good idea.

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Uh, Andy No goes on to tweet, uh, the Seattle East Precinct has been entirely boarded up.
Traffic in and out of the zone is controlled by the anarchists and communists.
Militants are calling this their commune.
Police are ordered away.
Now I'm getting misty-eyed.
And again, I just want to say I like wandered into the zone at like 6.30, 7 a.m.
and like had friendly chats with everybody in my fucking UPS uniform.
Like it's so silly.
It's so silly for them to be talking about this area.
Like on one hand, it shows an amazing amount of fortitude and resilience and like militancy to a certain extent that people in Capitol Hill were able to get.
The police to vacate their own fucking precinct.
But that is like a result mostly of perseverance.
It's not like we outgunned the cops.
No.
We wore them down.
We wore them down.
We like made it a bad...
Idea for cops to continue, uh, doing cop shit, basically, is what happened.
Okay.
And, uh, I just love police are ordered away.
Um, this guy responded, this is amazing.
Tweet, uh, election year drama queen who, whose avatar is like, who's that guy?
Oh, it's a, it's a fucking, it's Rama manual, dude.
I thought it was a random white guy.
It's Rahm Emanuel in a pussy hat.
But it's like a comical oversized pussy hat.
It's so good.
Election Your Drama Queen, who's at, is at NPC20203.
So you know they're really good at satire.
They're really good at comedy.
They're deep, they're deep in it.
They're affiliated with the fucking literal dumbest meme in existence in the last like 10 years.
Yeah.
ElectionYearDramaQueen tweets, I wonder how many parenthesis Antifa sympathetic in parenthesis moles infiltrated police departments in the past couple years.
How sick would that be if that was real?
Like, I don't even know, I mean, like, are they gonna, are they gonna take care of the cop?
Like, I don't, like, I feel like we would have been hearing about other stuff if there were Antifa moles in the cops.
Oh, we for sure would have, yeah.
Like, his idea of Antifa infiltrating the police is that they're like, oh, how about we don't use live rounds on these protesters?
Like that's his idea of what, that's what he means by saying that Antifa sympathizers have infiltrated the police.
It's like, it's like, uh, it's like the departed except nobody dies.
Basically is what he's saying.
The worst case scenario is here.
Um, yeah.
Uh, like does he think that, uh, that the only reason cops look bad on TV is cause those are Antifa, like false flags.
Yeah, exactly.
They're psyops.
Like George Floyd was killed by an undercover Antifa.
That's the distraction.
That's the funny thing, too, about people trying to rationalize why, like, their strongman, why their big strong boy Donald Trump hasn't, like, killed all the leftist protesters yet is because these governors and mayors of these left cities, they're allowing these protests to happen because they want Like federal troops to come into their city and kill protesters so that it creates a PR nightmare for President Trump.
And President Trump isn't gonna fall for that.
You know he's too smart to fall and that's the only reason he isn't like actually acting on all these you know insane threats he's been leveling on Twitter or whatever.
It's wild too because one of those great examples of how like The things the right does are the things they're most afraid of and most insulted by.
So, the thing is, they really are putting actors in to, like, you know, hug cops and, like, you know, like, pray over people and, like, have these, like, little movements, you know?
And also people to, like, burn down buildings and, like, you know, and, like, plant cop cars and plant pallets.
They're the ones on Reddit who are, like, Help I'm in the autonomous zone and black people won't let me eat any food help I'm starving like they're they're the they're the people that are generating these obviously fake reddit posts they get shared widely by right-wing media who aren't even in on the joke like by right-wing dumbasses who don't even understand that oh this is like a tactic they're just like oh gobble gobble gobble tastes great Yep, this is it.
Fuckin' told you.
And the reaction is extremely funny, because yes, these people are like, oh, it's a PSYOP, or oh, it's like these mayors are playing 40 chess by allowing these protests to happen, or by joining the protests despite telling the right wing that they couldn't reopen the economy, or whatever.
And it's like, these Democratic mayors, these Democratic governors, they don't have a choice.
That's the thing is like there's more of us than there are of any of these right-wing protesters Yeah, there are more like this is the perfect example of it.
There are more of us in the streets There are more of us like who care about this shit They couldn't do that with guns.
They couldn't do it with guns.
And so yes, these mayors are hypocritical Yes, these governors are totally hypocritical, but they're not stupid They're not stupid they understand which way the wind is blowing and that's why they seem hypocritical to you but the underlying like material reality of it is that we are forcing them to behave this way because we have the numbers because we have like the actual power behind this.
- Yeah.
- You know? - Yeah. - Another response to these Annie No tweets, "Shut down all utilities and deliveries into the zone.
There isn't one engineer or farmer among them.
Starve them out." - Ugh.
- And again, it's just like city blocks.
It's like a block party happening right now.
People are playing music and dancing and shit.
Somebody told me they were like, Trump is going to come in with his guns blazing and you're going to have to grab your Che Guevara bobblehead and run away.
And it's like, I live in an apartment.
I wish they really said that.
I wish they were really that funny.
I like living a home, man.
Yeah.
Like, their idea is that, like, homeless leftist hippie people came to Seattle.
Like, moved to Seattle because they heard that Antifa had taken over, like, apartment complexes or something.
Like, I don't understand what they think this is.
The Chaz is just like the foot layer from Ninja Turtles.
That's the Chaz.
If the Chaz gets a snake run, holy shit, I'm not going to work tomorrow.
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