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I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is saved from Antifa.
Patriots are responsible.
We're documenting it.
Uh, what's up everybody?
Thanks for tuning in, as always.
Um... We got a lot of stuff to get to.
Uh, so I just want to say big shout-out to, uh, Zion for sending me... bourbon.
I like that a lot.
Thanks a lot, Zion.
Not only did Zion send me bourbon, he sent me a very, very nice note.
Yeah, shoutout Zion for attempting to send me something, but I'm an idiot who forgot that I have a unit number because I just moved, and he was like, hey, you got a unit number?
And I was like, oh yeah, my bad.
You just get one chance.
But we're going to try again.
Oh, we're going to try again?
Yeah, because he's kind of the best, so he's going to try again.
Okay, well, it's very kind of you, Zion.
I got it today.
I meant to write you a message on Facebook or whatever, but I have had zero time.
I didn't even know we were going to be able to get an episode out tonight, but I somehow miraculously got off work at 5 today.
Yeah, I was really shocked when you said you were out.
Yeah, so this is like...
This is a classic episode of Minion Death Cult today.
It's a Minion Death Cult TM classic.
Because, uh, we're talking about one of the things that this show kind of, kind of made its bones on, which is, uh, conservatives making up threats to themselves in order to justify killing their fellow man.
Yeah.
And I have an article here from NBC that kind of illustrates that this is not just online.
It's not just online that people are, you know, sharing fake news, which, I mean, you know, people talk about the cottage industry of fake news and such, but I really think that there's like...
uh a point to the existence of fake news which is to justify like the cruelty these people already feel in their hearts the the the cruelty and the um the the maliciousness and the malignancy uh it's they're they have a vested interest in keeping that afloat Well, I totally understand that yearning for validation and not really caring about if it's true or not.
Myself, I remember being really conflicted as a teenager just because of identity, race politics, and code switching.
I still don't know if this is true, but I'm pretty sure I made it up.
I told myself that Jonathan Davis was also mixed.
And Jonathan Davis was also black and Italian, so that's my link to Nu Metal and Korn and Limp Bizkit.
It was like, no, it's cool, because another mulatto does it.
Yeah, I mean, you take one look at that Spike studded Adidas track jacket and you're like, oh yeah, this dude's got a lot of stuff going on.
I was like, oh, and that also made me be okay with his dreadlocks.
Well, I mean, Italians are notorious for having dreadlocks also as part of our culture.
Like, you can never get Italian hair to lock up.
It is far too greasy.
No, so what we're talking about today is like a rash of Antifa is coming to your town.
Articles, posts, etc.
Which then, you know, lead the most violent and bored people in said town to come out and just assault peaceful protesters who were there, you know, demonstrating for George Floyd or Black Lives Matter in general.
This happened to a town by us, a town by where I used to live, by where Tony still lives.
This happened like what, like 15-20 minutes from you, Tony?
It's a town that I drive through every day on my 12-minute drive to work.
town called bukaipa there were like 15 or so black lives matter protesters and uh across the street and these are kids mostly kids these are mostly like high school or college age kids and then across the street is like uh 50 maga hat wearing you know 35 year old thumbs uh yelling racial slurs at them across the street walking out into the middle of the street
uh doing the come at me bro thing.
All over somebody supposedly saying that these protesters were going to burn down the Copper Kettle Cafe in Yucaipa, which is spelled with three K's, And I've been led to believe is not a problem actually somehow?
No, that's what it was until a week ago.
I thought there was no problem.
I thought it was like not an issue until a week ago where they really showed face and they were handing out free beers out of an ice chest to all the everybody that was open carrying in California to defend from Antifa.
They're handing out free beers.
Well, I mean, they're in Yucaipa, so it's obvious that they're, like, a little bit racist, but I thought that it was... Because the name of the cafe is literally Copper Kettle Cafe, and I didn't grow up in Yucaipa, but I had gone there every now and then, and the first time I saw the sign, I was, like, 17 or 18, and I was like, no fucking way.
Like, no way does the owner, like, you know, dust his hands off and then turn around and look up over his shoulder and go, oh no.
Yeah.
How does that not happen?
And somebody, I think multiple people assured me they were like, no, like the owners are actually okay.
Like it's just a quirky name or something.
I'm pretty, I don't know, I've heard countering narratives recently.
My instinct is to not think that it's just a quirky name.
Yeah, exactly.
Because there is like a really gnarly white supremacist concentration in that area.
Oh, totally.
Like, that area is gnarly.
I worked at a skate shop there for a little over a year and in that period of time I saw more swastika tattoos And then I did my whole life collectively.
It's Peckerwood Central.
Yeah, absolutely.
So anyway, this article here from NBC is about Klamath Falls, Oregon, but this happened in Yucaipa.
This also happened in Washington, in Forks, Washington, where Bunch of people got a tip that they were busing in Antifa.
George Soros paid for buses of Antifa to come into their town, which is definitely something Antifa wants to do.
If Antifa even, you know, even if Antifa were an organization, I'm sure that, you know, Forks, Washington might be like maybe third on the list of targets.
You'd be surprised.
The thing is Fork is also spelled with three K's.
So what these people in Forks, Washington did was they roamed around their like city looking for people who might be Antifa and they found a bus of campers, a family that had a bus for camping and they fucking like blocked them in.
They felled trees to try and block the road for their escape.
Psycho shit.
Just utterly psycho shit.
That's so nuts.
So, but I'm going to read here a little bit from this NBC News article because it's just, it's amazing.
In Klamath Falls, Oregon, victory declared over Antifa, which never showed up.
Yeah.
Towns from Washington State to Indiana have seen armed groups begin patrolling the streets after rumors spread on social media about an Antifa invasion.
Dude, in Yucaipa, they were all on the roofs.
Every roof of a business had, like, a sniper.
Like a fuckin' MAGA Chud sniper.
In this small town, like, so, there's goin' off.
So places like this, little places like this, does not shock me at all.
I've heard that there, you know, I heard that there was, like, a risk to health, or whatever, because of coronavirus, but I don't really feel like wearing a mask.
However, I read on Facebook that Antifa warriors were coming to assassinate me, so I'm gonna stand on top of my roof and aim a rifle at black kids.
Because I just care about our safety.
I care about the public health and public safety.
This is about well-being.
Yeah, and I love it.
This is by Brandy, Zidronzi, and Ben Collins.
About 200 protesters came to Sugarman's Corner, the local hotspot in downtown Klamath Falls, Oregon, last Sunday night to protest the killing of George Floyd.
Like many of the protests that have recently sprung up in cities across the United States, the group is made up of white, black, and Latino people, members of the Native American Klamath Tribes, and people in the LGBTQ communities.
A diverse coalition in a county of 68,000, where 9 out of every 10 residents are white, according to census estimates, in a town that's named after a tribe.
Yeah, that's wild.
Yeah.
They held signs, many of which have become common during recent protests.
Black Lives Matter and Injustice Anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Though it was a small gathering, they had company.
Just across the street, hundreds of their mostly white neighbors were there for decidedly different reasons.
They leaned in front of local businesses, the Daily Bagel and Rick's Smoke Shop, wearing military fatigues and bulletproof vests with blue bands tied around their arms.
Most everyone seemed to be carrying something.
Flags, baseball bats, hammers, and axes.
But mostly they carried guns.
They said they came with shotguns, rifles, and pistols to protect their downtown businesses from outsiders.
They had heard that Antifa, paid by billionaire philanthropist George Soros, were being bused in from neighboring cities, hell-bent on raising their idyllic town.
Frederick Brigham, 31, Klamath Falls resident and musician, who goes by, quote, Wreck the Rebel, said he never thought Black Lives Matter protests would come to his town.
As one of the few black men who lives there, he felt compelled to attend.
But the presence of armed people who clearly did not support their group was chilling.
It felt like walking through an enemy war camp.
And then, yeah, we got a photo of a bunch of, like, just white, perfectly round people holding guns, and one of the guys in the foreground is wearing a Jack Skellington zip-up hoodie.
Another guy's wearing a Bass Pro Shop t-shirt that's been tucked in, and he's got blue painter's tape wrapped around his shirt sleeve.
As you can tell, we are ready, one-armed man said in a Facebook live stream with 124,000 views.
Antifa members have threatened our town and said that they're going to burn everything and to kill white people, basically.
Basically.
Basically.
Imagine being the guy that runs, like, the Klamath Fall Buzz page.
Like, in your mind, you're the reason that Antifa knows about it.
You know?
You're like, wow, man, they really hate us.
us.
They really hate what we're doing out here.
Beyond protecting the businesses on Main Street, the armed group asked, why would Black Lives Matter need to protest in Klamath Falls?
I don't understand.
I can't imagine why.
A lot of these people came out because they swore that Antifa buses were in town, Brigham said.
They couldn't believe that I was from here.
They thought I must be a black man that came from somewhere else.
It was on Klamath County's local Facebook news group that some 4,800 members came to talk about the potential threat of Antifa, according to posts reviewed by NBC News.
Since nationwide protests began, President Donald Trump and U.S.
Attorney General Barr have without evidence blamed the Antifa movement, a loose network of groups made up of radicals who rely on direct action and sometimes violence to fight the far right and fascism, for the looting and property damage during some of the otherwise peaceful rallies.
Last week, Trump announced that he planned to designate Antifa as a terrorist organization.
Wild.
So this is like...
This is one thing I kind of want to talk about for a second.
Because you have Donald Trump and William Barr essentially shaking hands with liberals on Twitter, including black liberals on Twitter, who are trying to pin the unrest on white Antifa, or on far-left radicals.
And say, no, it's not the black community who's doing the damage to the city.
It's white agitators.
It's Antifa.
And this is like something that I've, I don't know, seen very frequently when I do venture into liberal Twitter.
Probably the most egregious example is when I saw protesters hand off another protester to the cops.
Yeah, people do not understand what's wrong with that video.
Libs and normies don't get it.
He was trying to break off a chunk of brick, I think, to throw at cops or something.
And a bunch of protesters gave him to the cops.
Yeah.
Which is pretty wild.
It's so strange.
Who are you protesting?
What are you doing here?
It's like, at that point, those people were just playing a giant game of capture the flag.
You know, they're at summer camp and someone broke the rules.
They're clearly missing the point.
I think what these protesters should do is they should go around and detain all the bad protesters themselves and then hand them over to the police so that the cops know that they're the good protesters.
Yeah, yeah.
So the cops will see you handing over the bad protesters and then they'll respect you.
And they won't, like, break up your good protest because you're working with them, you know?
Is part of this joke about how, like, that's what cops should be doing?
Like cops should be turning in bad cops, but that doesn't happen at all?
Um, I mean, no, that's not what I meant.
That's a good point.
No, what I meant was like, the larger point that I'm trying to make is that you furthering the narrative that, oh, it's Antifa or oh, it's these outside radicals like doing this damage and we have nothing to do with them or they don't support our cause or whatever.
First of all, that's demonstrably false.
If you want to be petty about it, I've seen people doing rioting of all colors and all stripes and it's beautiful.
Yeah.
All you're doing is giving ammo to people who are going to crack down on protests.
You think like these mobs that we're talking about today, you think that they're going to like distinguish between real Antifa or good protesters?
No.
Or do you think they're just gonna be incited to do violence against all of you because of the rhetoric around Antifa?
And because you have- because your mouth is covered because you're wearing a mask because of COVID.
Which makes you terrorists.
You think like these people would rather target white anarchists than black protesters?
Yeah, no way.
Like no, they're just gonna find somebody, beat the shit out of them, and say like, oh yeah, they were doing Antifa.
Yeah, they're anti-feeding all over the place.
There's one statement I want to get to.
As the day went on, the town buzzed with talk of the incoming rioters and residents swarmed to Facebook to report what they were seeing.
I saw some scattered SJWs and some in black at Albertsons, one woman posted.
The Antifa buses became kind of a local scavenger hunt.
Someone spotted an empty green bus at Klamath Community College.
A white bus with Black Lives Matter and peace signs painted in green and blue was spotted in a Walmart parking lot.
A local recognized that bus as belonging to a local musician, but others didn't buy it.
Someone reported a U-Haul in front of TJ Maxx.
Or maybe it was a house of shoes.
Yes.
I also love that the peace sign bus is like, that's clearly carrying the violent antifas.
Well, don't let them trick you.
They're trying to trick you with the peace signs.
I mean, they have Black Lives Matter scrawled in giant letters on the side of the bus, but what they're trying to do is trick you with the peace signs.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah, here it is.
In Forks, Washington, locals felled trees with chainsaws to block a road.
That's like a dope move though.
I like that move.
I love how much more they disrupted their own lives.
That's all they did.
That's like some Rambo shit or that's like some next of kin shit.
Like with Patrick Swayze and Liam Neeson.
Doing fucking vigilante shit in the woods in like Kentucky, you know?
In the end, Klamath Falls' largest Black Lives Matter protest saw no looting, no fires, and little violence apart from a few thrown punches instigated by the armed side of the street, several of the Black Lives Matter protesters told NBC News.
There was never the feel of a large contingent of a lot of out-of-town folks, the police department captain told local newspapers.
One person was cited for deserterly conduct and several were detained.
The armed man who live-streamed the protest, who was worried about Antifa coming to murder white people, posted an update to his Facebook page acknowledging the risks had been overblown.
I know your hearts and minds were in the right place, he wrote, but a lot of the info was bad.
Still, others remained convinced that Antifa had been there that night, run off by the sight of hundreds of armed patriots.
Yeah.
And that's the story that's spreading online.
Quote, Antifa retreats from suburb after business owner and neighborhood show up with guns, stated the headline on the website News Punch, one of the internet's most notorious fake news destinations.
Yeah, oh, hey, uh, sir, I have this, uh, this bulletproof vest.
It costs $500 and it keeps Antifa away from your town.
Yep.
Well, how do I know that?
Well, I don't, I don't see any Antifa around here, do you?
Yep.
Sir, I'll buy your bulletproof vest.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying I've never been attacked by an Antifa while wearing it.
Yeah.
I know a guy, though, who didn't wear it.
Guess what?
Antifa attack.
They got him.
So I looked up this News Punch article.
Antifa retreats from suburb after business owner and neighborhood show up with guns.
The thumbnail for this article on Facebook is so fucking good because it's a split screen.
And on the left of the split screen, you see a photo from behind of two 70-year-old ma and pa farmers holding rifles.
Two gray-haired people.
The guy on the right basically looks like the back of Farmer Hoggett from Babe.
Yeah.
Pat and all.
The other side of the split screen is like black block protesters with shields and shit and a red hammer and sickle and ACAB on one of the shields.
They don't look like they're like fighting protesters, they look like they're about to go like duck hunting.
Like it's kind of a wholesome picture.
Yeah, and then of course, like, you know, the sick shield, the sitcom-y ACAB shield.
Like, the most, the most, you know, antifa, black block, regalia, black covered faces, goggles, the whole nine.
The contrast is beautiful.
Yeah, like, you can just look at the right and see that it's like Portland.
Yeah, yeah.
To finish off this article, basically the impetus for this counter-protest, the impetus for this fake news, was this gun shop owner who had said, he read somewhere, that Antifa was going to get bussed in and they were going to attack his gun store specifically.
And he followed up, I have never felt a threat to my business as I did last night, Klein wrote in his post.
Antifa didn't make it to the courthouse and my bar had no incidents.
Or it's a pool bar.
The Forks Washington One was a gun store, I believe.
Antifa walked into a hornet's nest.
It was like a sixth grade football team walking into the Oakland Coliseum to take on the Raiders.
Dude, I hate it.
I hate it so much because I literally got a text today from a friend who owns a local business who put out an awesome statement about cops not welcome and they earnestly messaged me like, hey, do you know who to call who's not the cops if we're getting the gnarly threats from white supremacists all day every day?
And like, that shit's real.
Yeah.
And this motherfucker's like, no man, George Soros is like paying people to come, you know, loot my store.
Yeah.
And it's like, what the fuck, man?
Like, it just sucks that it's really happening to us.
Totally.
I mean, yeah.
This dude's like... This happens all the time in these things where it's really happening to us and they're saying it's happening to them, but yeah.
This dude's like scared of a...
Broken English, typo-ridden Facebook post that's not even directed at him, but, like, warning him about other threats, and he's like, oh, fuck, my life is in danger.
I have never felt so threatened in my life.
Meanwhile, like, black and brown people or people standing up to the police are, like, getting real death threats directed at them, directly to them, or actually, you know, getting killed.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, oof.
Uh, Klein's post received thousands of likes and shares and was posted into other local Facebook groups from Macomb County to Michigan to Sandpoint, Idaho.
According to blah blah blah, reached by phone, Klein said he was proud of the way the counter-protest took a stand against Antifa and showed the world what would happen should any outside group try and bring a fight to Klamath Falls.
But he also described a different scene than in his Facebook post.
A peaceful protest from quote, a small group of kids.
I can see why they felt threatened somewhat, because they actually were, Klein said.
If the Black Lives Matter protesters had faced the militia on Sunday, we didn't know what we were up against, you know?
They were just trying to make a peaceful demonstration and they ran into a fight.
Yeah, that's kind of like the fucking story of the last three months, I would say.
Yes, of everything.
Fuck you, dude.
It's like, we went to go fuck him up, but they were actually like swell kids, but they were scared just because we, you know, told them we're gonna blow their heads off.
Yeah, just because we went looking specifically to murder people.
Yeah, I bet they felt a little weird.
So here's another article from a different side, from a different perspective.
And this is from a website, from a Facebook page called The Truth About Cancer.
And we don't have time to explore what the truth is about cancer, but we do have this post.
And the headline of this post is... Breaking!
Antifa terrorists to be bused to Sparta, Illinois with orders to burn farmhouses and kill livestock in rural Illinois.
Okay.
And I love this.
I love this so much.
I mean, it's real spooky and scary, but I mean, this is like, it's an uplifting message for me because Antifa is going to finally take down, you know, some of those high and mighty Sparta, Illinois farmers.
Finally.
What is the origin here?
Like, I'm going to do this.
I'm just going to, like, print up, what, two flyers for something that's not real at all.
I'm going to be all like, um, We're gonna burn down the boutique downtown.
And just drop it somewhere.
Just a piece of paper.
And just wait.
Let it simmer.
And then just kick back.
I think you could just type a Facebook post.
I don't want to type a Facebook post.
But you could say you found the flyer.
Oh, I found the flyer.
I found this bad flyer that I don't agree with.
I'm like, hey guys, don't do this.
Don't do this thing.
I'm going to read this article.
Today, Natural News has learned that Antifa operatives are organizing a plan to bust large numbers of Antifa terrorists to the vicinity of Sparta, Illinois, where they will be directed to target white rural Americans by burning farmhouses and killing livestock.
The purpose of the attack, according to sources, is so that Antifa can send a message to white America that, quote, not even rural whites are safe from the reach of Antifa, and that if their radical left-wing demands are not yet, I think it's supposed to be, are not met, all of America will burn, parentheses, not just the cities.
I love how, in this scenario, when we do decide to go burn down the farmhouses, it's going to be to take control of the resources, right?
Not like just to be like petty.
No, this, a theme of this episode, like a, like a, uh, one of the sub themes or one of the pieces of subtext to this episode is just a total lack of imagination on the right wing.
Like that's going to be a pervasive theme of this episode, I feel.
Um, and yeah, this is like.
This is an example of that because if, yeah, if there were to be a takeover of rural America or whatever by communists or by Antifa, it would be to, you know, nationalize the means of production or, you know, have it be controlled democratically or whatever.
But in their minds, they're just like, no, the opposition wants to kill us and burn down the good things.
They want to burn down the good things because These are the people who would have cheered on the Move bombings.
Or the bombings of Black Wall Street.
They're just running on spite, and so they're projecting that onto everybody else.
Yeah, this is what I would do.
What they would do, they would go burn down all the vegetable co-ops.
You know, and like coffee shops, they would attack that so they try to flip that narrative onto themselves and like, yep, they're gonna take down the barn houses and the Western themed boutiques.
Well it's just it's so funny that like how obviously fake that is this is.
Like that and how pointed it is to like make a specific type of person like shiver in their drawers or like clutch their pearls or whatever.
Now is this person from Sparta?
Like is that why they made this happen?
Or how do they pick Sparta?
That's what's always weird to me.
I don't know how they picked Sparta but the keywords here are like rural, farmhouses, livestock, and white people.
They put that into a search engine and Sparta, Illinois came up and then I'd run it.
Um, but yeah, I just love how transparently fake it is.
Like, how micro-targeted this is at, like, your midwestern grandma to, like, scare the shi- and it's so funny to me.
Like, Antifa is coming to your local Marie Callender's to burn it down.
Yes.
Antifa is targeting reruns of Matlock.
They're going to get them taken off the air.
Antifa is going to Weed California in Northern California to burn down the Weed souvenir store.
And then now you won't get that shirt that says Weed anymore on it.
Yeah.
They're going to get rid of the split pea soup place.
They say that white people wearing a shirt that says weed is white privilege because black people are in prison for selling weed.
And that's absolutely not incorrect.
And that's why they're burning them down.
Yeah.
Antifa is headed to Bakersfield to burn down the hat section of every gas station in Bakersfield.
Yeah.
Get rid of all the clothing in every truck stop.
You will not be able to buy an orange on camo John Deere hat that's been pre-curved, Bill.
The bill has been pre-curved.
Antifa is going to cut the supply line for all Bass Pro Shop trucker hats.
Sources tell Natural News that Antifa terrorists are currently expected to move along state routes 154 and 4 seeking out rural targets including isolated homes and farms to cause maximum mayhem and property destruction.
Although our sources did not specifically mention the methods by which killing livestock would be accomplished, it seems almost certain that firearms would be the most effective way for Antifa terrorists to achieve that morbid goal.
There's no way the person writing this is not a Kevin Sorbo fan.
This person is absolutely a Kevin Sorbo fan and like is inspired and ready because of Kevin Sorbo.
I just love like an Antifa thug like moving through the stable saying do you believe in God to every cow and then plugging him right in the face.
Well, you know what's funny, too, is I was thinking, like, why is Natural News covering this, you know?
And so I did a little Googling, and turns out the number two cause of cancer in America is actually Antifa.
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
From all the cities they're burning.
Yep, from all the fumes.
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Note, it is possible that Antifa may alter its planned routes of destruction based on the appearance of this report.
Although our sources are highly reliable individuals, the information slash disinformation warfare tactics of Antifa are incredibly advanced.
And part of the art of war is to make your enemy think you're in one place while you're actually attacking another.
Weird.
Almost like a diversion.
Almost like if you were to get someone to, you know, like kneel and like hug protest on one block so that other people can do egregious things on like the next block over.
I love how they're like Antifa is, Antifa is, they have advanced tactics.
They're highly coordinated.
They might put their left palm in your face and wave it in front and then give you a right hook out of nowhere.
It's known that Antifa members carry pockets of sand.
Pockets full of sand.
Um, and I love this.
Yeah, just, um, hey, if this doesn't happen, what we said, um, Antifa probably altered their behavior because we reported on it once again.
Um, so there was like, you know, some, some great responses to this and just my favorite take, I don't, I don't have a specific comment lined up, but, uh, there were just a few to this effect.
My favorite response is, oh I don't know, this might be fake news.
I can't tell if this is fake news.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's fake news designed by the left to scare people.
Yes.
And I love that.
It might be fake news from Antifa themselves.
Okay.
We can't, we can't like, you know, disregard, discard the possibility that this is fake news from Antifa.
The old fake news pump fake.
And I love it because it's like, it is fake news, obviously, but like, why would they do this?
Why would there be fake news?
And it's just like, so you click on it.
Yeah.
So your idiotic ass clicks on it.
And then engages with it and types on it.
The problem is just literally capitalism.
Capitalism is what generated this article.
Yep, absolutely.
This is the result of an algorithm.
So, Reformed Liberal, so I followed this story into a website called FreeRepublic.com, which has the most rudimentary, it's like basically just HTML.
It's just HTML on the site.
Lots of comments.
It's that raw shit.
It's that raw message board type shit.
Yeah, and there was like 230 comments for this story.
Did you happen to go to the Imported45 subsection of this website?
It's incredible.
Like I've seen stuff I don't even see on Discogs.
It's just like OG message board shit.
It's really... This is where the truth's at.
Yeah.
Last week, these threats were widely posted on social media everywhere.
Sort of like threats of Antifa being bussed in.
I know one area in northern Wisconsin where 50 armed men waited, but the Minneapolis threat never materialized.
The traitors won a race war.
So, like, just think about this like step by step.
There was a bunch of these threats posted everywhere on social media.
I know specifically 50 dudes showed up in guns to try and prevent it and nothing ever happened.
Now instead of thinking, hey, am I stupid?
Yeah.
Instead of like taking a second to think, Hey, am I, am I like a dumb guy?
You know, you're like, no, they just want a race war.
And I don't have to justify that statement with anything.
It's just my, my logical conclusion was we got scared by them.
We went to meet them.
Nothing happened.
Uh, and they're still bad, and I think, um, probably, you know, the whole race war aspect of this is the most, like, I don't know, illuminating part of it, because they want a race war so bad that they didn't show up for it?
Yes.
Who did show up for it?
Who did show up for it, Reformed Liberal?
50 white guys with guns?
Because the other people want a race war?
The thing about this type of logic though, it's very similar to that of a child who waits up at night to catch Santa Claus in the act.
It's the same type of convincing.
The thing is, if you're up, he won't come.
Straight up.
He just won't come.
You'll still probably pass out and the gifts will be there in the morning.
So it's real.
But you can't wait up for him.
Yeah, I don't know, it's just like, these traders want a race war, and we'll give it to them if we can ever find them.
Yeah.
That's all it is.
Chad Walker says, PETA should be all over this.
Now the truth comes out.
Who really takes care of livestock?
Yes, I love it.
And then Tim Leonard replies, one would think, but I'm not holding my breath.
PETA's not going to report on this at all, huh Tony?
Unfortunately not.
About Antifa doing animal cruelty?
That's the thing about the hypocrisy of PETA and that's what drives me crazy.
As an animal rights activist, the hypocrisy of PETA just can't be justified because we gotta hold Antifa accountable as well.
Because as we know, no one is free until the animals are free.
God, imagine bringing that sign to a protest right now.
Um, I just, yeah, it's like, you know, factory farms, they get all this bad press because like they're, they're killing their livestock, but Antifa is going to kill them without the permission.
Yeah.
They're probably going to do it like in like a, uh, a non-humane way too, like where it's fast and they don't get to think about the fact they're dying to prepare for heaven.
So a lot of people were commenting on the Sparta Police Department's Facebook page about this.
Lots of people very worried about this.
Christy Rowe, who is in the replies of like every single comment, says, Larry Lee, please tell your farming friends, do not lock their animals down tightly at night.
Give them a chance to run away from the flames.
They will be killing animals and setting barns on fire.
These Antifa people are paid killers.
No man, Christy Rowe's a G. She's actually with the ALF.
She's like, She's like, you gotta feed your animals.
You gotta let them go before they get murdered.
You gotta give them a chance.
Go unlock all of the gates.
Go let them all run free.
I love this.
Not only that, but you and your children should sleep outside tonight.
The house is not safe.
You should put your daughters to bed with their hair in buns so they don't get caught on the doorknobs when they're running away.
Be sure to hose down the roof before you go to bed.
Go to bed completely naked and covered in baby oil.
That way when they come for you they can't grab you.
I ordered and shipped you a couple gallons of flame retardant that you can smear on yourself before you fall asleep.
It's a thick gel, just cover your whole body in that.
Send me pictures so I know you're safe.
The Antifa people are paid killers.
These are sick people.
They're paid mercenaries.
They're paid assassins.
Can you imagine that?
Some people like Antifa who are paid mercenaries go in and destabilize communities and even entire countries.
That's unfathomable.
I've heard that Antifa will just straight murder someone in the middle of the street while people videotape them and their partners watch.
It's fucked up.
Antifa's gnarly.
Nothing would be more of a rally cry for neighbors to come to their neighbor's aid than for them to hear, quote, The Wilson Farm is under attack!
So like, we actually should attack the Wilson farm for solidarity.
For solidarity's sake.
That'll really bring them together.
Yeah, right.
That was, that was like the, it's like an Ozymandias thing.
It's like a Watchmen Ozymandias thing.
Well, we have to create Antifa.
We have to create an Antifa, an Antifa neutron bomb that has Antifa's chemical signature in the middle of Sparta, Illinois.
That way the people have an enemy to unite against.
Yeah, we have to create Antifa to prevent Antifa.
Yeah, nothing would be more of a rally cry for neighbors to come to their neighbor's aid than for them to hear the Wilson Farm is under attack.
It's so cute.
It's so adorable because it's like all he's saying is people are going to yell and then their neighbors will come help them.
Yeah, but like he's imagining like some like Mel Gibson Patriot moment Where it's like the Rutherford's plantation is under assault and everybody's like grabbing muskets out of the cupboards and shit Yeah, someone's like like riding a horse and people are got me like their muskets and buckets of water Yeah Yeah, it's like a Pleasantville situation or something.
Oh my god, yes.
I forgot about them.
I wonder how that one aged.
It's like so, like, childish.
And I don't mean that in, like, necessarily a disparaging way.
I mean, like, this is the mind of a child who wrote this.
Oh, absolutely.
Like, innocent, you know?
Yeah.
You know, it'd be fucking, you know, it'd be cool as if we could catch them and then we can fight them and beat them up.
Yeah, and beat the bad guys.
That's the whole plot.
We'll just beat them up and we will win.
We will win because we are strong and we have love in our hearts.
Yeah.
They just give like this speech that Adam Sandler gives at the end of Punch Drunk Love.
That's a great speech though.
It's a great speech.
It's a great speech.
I always tell everybody, if you haven't seen the deleted scene, the commercial outtakes of Philip Seymour Hoffman jumping on the mattress, just look up Philip Seymour Hoffman or Punch Drunk Love commercial, whatever, on YouTube.
Watch it.
I'm not going to spoil it.
It's incredible.
And I don't know if it's real or not.
But watch it.
The scenes in Punch Drunk Love between Philip Seymour Hoffman and Adam Sandler are some of my favorite scenes ever.
Yeah, they're so fucking good.
Say that's that, Mattress Man.
It's so crazy because the dialogue is so hyper-specific and weird that it feels extremely real.
The things that they're saying to each other, how frustrated Philip Seymour Hoffman is when he's on the phone with Adam Sandler, it's amazing.
Four blonde gentlemen just attacked me and smashed my car and hurt my girl.
All right, go fuck yourself.
That shit has nothing to do with me.
I run a legitimate business here.
Listen to me.
What's your name, sir?
Answer me!
What's your name, asshole?
I'm Barry Egan!
How do I know?
You're a bad person.
You have no right taking people's confidence in your service.
You understand me, sir?
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Okay, last comment on this topic.
This is an act of desperation.
It means Antifa is being figured out by cops and the tide has turned against them.
Bet news of the week.
Yes, best news of the week.
Okay, that is best.
Okay, because I thought he was saying, I bet this is the news of the week.
I'm like, are you paying attention to anything going on in the world?
What?
You think this is going to be the news of the week?
But yes.
I mean, in certain areas of Facebook, this would be the news of the week.
But what is this?
It means Antifa is being figured out by cops.
Like this is just an act of desperation.
You know how when like an animal is cornered, that's when they lash out against Sparta, Illinois?
Yeah, exactly.
It means that they have no other options left.
They're at the end of their rope.
They have to come to the Midwest and kill livestock.
And they probably feel victorious because they do probably feel like they are the last bastion.
They are the last place that is good.
There's not that many places that are good like that anymore.
I mean, I went a whole week and a half last week without seeing any black people in Sparta.
And then I went to that restaurant again, and I saw them again.
There's three of them.
So that's how they feel.
So they do feel like they are notable, and that they do have to be taken out.
It means that Antifa is being figured out by cops.
What does that mean?
Yeah.
Do you have no cops?
Cops are like, hey, we got your number now, Antifa.
We thought you were just a legitimate business operation.
But now we know better.
Yep.
We caught on.
We caught wise.
These people are like just babes.
Babes in the woods.
And then finally, I forgot to put it in the doc, but just, you know, one of the reasons I love the Joe Rogan Facebook group is because you get these just absolutely like pea-brained
nonsense boomer takes about antifa executing white americans in rural america but filtered through a gen x slash millennial lens or voice it's insane it's the same exact stupidity it's the same exact like uh ineptitude with the internet or critical reading comprehension skills um But there's just a little twist on it.
So Ryan Prouty... Well, it comes from the kind of person that doesn't drink water, but they do drink like monster energy hydration drinks.
It's that energy on top of a boomer.
Ryan Prouty posts into Joe Rogan Experience Forum.
It's a meme with two panels.
Top panel shows Black Block and it says, Rural America, we are coming.
And then the bottom panel says, uh, an entire generation of vets, preppers, boog boys, and rednecks.
And then it's a photo of Brad Pitt's character in Inglourious Bastards.
Underneath it says, actually, we're all tickled to hear you say that.
I just love that some people just see two different movies sometimes.
They're watching two different movies.
What's a Boog Boy?
I don't like saying it.
Boogaloo Boy.
What's that mean?
We've talked about Boogaloo on this show.
Boogaloo is the second civil war.
It's the uprising.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Hawaiian shirts and the igloos and shit.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, and I just, I love it because it's like, how could you look at a photo of BlackBlock with the text over it, Rural America, we are coming.
And think that that's like something anybody said.
Well, they made it.
Like, Antifa made that though.
And then it's like underneath it's like Spongebob and it's like alternating case.
Rural America we are coming!
You know.
Yeah.
It's just it's funny to see that like you know from a from a 25 year old posting that.
Okay so moving on to the second topic of the night.
Also very Minion death cult.
Just in the in the responses I mean this story is like a pretty you know original or unique revelation that
I don't think we're going to really get into much because it's not set in stone yet and we just got a lot of like takes that I want to get to about this but we're talking about the Minneapolis City Council saying they have a veto proof majority to disband the Minneapolis City Police Department.
Which would be amazing if that happens.
I don't know if that's even something they can legally do.
I don't know the semantics, the rules behind that.
They haven't taken the vote yet.
Their plan is to replace it with community organizations and more social workers and that sort of thing, which I think is a great idea if done correctly.
Steve Sullivan posted the article into the Drain the Swamp Facebook group.
Unbelievable, he says.
And it's got like 300 likes in one hour.
You know, they weren't likes though, they were angry reacts.
Phillip R. Block says, please post all their names!
Whose name's Philip?
Are you talking about the Minneapolis City Council?
He's probably talking about the names you'll read if you click on the article.
Yeah.
Possibly, but unfortunately in the picture you can't see the names because every single one of the city council members has put a little black ribbon over their name tag.
So you can't tell who's who, unfortunately.
Wow, it's kind of fucked up that a public servant would cover up information like that.
Hey listen, that's in the memory of other fallen city council members.
Did you know being a city council member is like the 98th most dangerous job in America?
You know, actually I've heard it's moved up to about 96th.
Fuck.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
A lot of different regulations have changed in the bread slicing game, so that's gone way up.
This article on LawOfficer.com had so many comments.
It had the Facebook plugin for Facebook users to comment on it, and it had hundreds and hundreds of comments.
Wayne Evans says this is a leftist movement towards creating a national police force all centrally controlled don't support it space comma space policing the police etc dot space comma space is all part of it space dot Yeah Wayne, that sounds like a terrible idea.
There should definitely not be an organization to hold the police accountable.
A national one.
That should not happen.
You shouldn't hold any police accountable because what that does is that creates an even bigger police force.
And we don't like that size police force.
We like the smaller police forces to be held unaccountable.
Well, I mean, the thing is, though, is who's going to hold the big police force accountable for taking advantage of the little police force?
Are they going to have an even bigger police force?
I don't, you know, where does it end?
Who's going to police police the police?
Yeah, exactly.
Um, yeah, and I mean, it's, yeah, fucking, your god-emperor Trump has dispatched, has ordered National Guard, has ordered, I mean, I don't know how that works, actually, I don't know if it's the state, I think it's the state that's doing it, actually?
I think so, it has to be a governor, right?
Yeah, but I mean, Trump has, like, threatened to send the fucking military to all these states, and so it's, yeah, that, what, like, that's what that is, that's that thing you don't like, a national police force is literally like the US military.
Yes, exactly.
Which is something that leftists love.
It's all a movement towards an even bigger police force.
That's why we're trying to abolish the little cops is because they're getting in the way of the big cops.
Yeah, the reason why we want to defund the police is so we can fund the police police.
Yeah, exactly.
We need to divert those funds into the police police.
And like when the police police come on the streets and tell me to do something, like I'm going to for sure listen to them because they're like the authority of the authority.
So like, I'll just abide.
Well, and they're the, they're the communist police.
Exactly.
Cause they're the federal police and the federal government is the communist government.
Yeah.
I'll know, I'll know that when they're doing some telling me to do something or doing something to me is to maintain the peace, to keep the peace.
I love this.
Listen, I don't support national police, alright?
That's why we need to not criticize our local police whatsoever.
Dwight McInturff.
McInturf.
Bad name, Dwight.
Yeah, it's a rough name, Dwight.
Says, well, good luck with that.
The good news is the council said they would replace police with community groups.
It's good news because that, if done properly, would take several years.
True, true.
Yeah, absolutely true.
The police has a great opportunity today.
They all need to walk out as soon as they can find another job.
In the meantime, from today on, just drive around, take calls, but nothing else.
Nothing.
Sit back and let the city burn over a couple weekends and things will change.
Yeah, that'd be sick.
Do that.
Well, I mean, it's also like betraying the idea that you just don't want this to work.
Yes.
Like, you know that, like, they have a plan in action to replace this with a sort of, like, community oversight and community organizations that focus on de-escalating rather than escalating situations, etc.
But they're gonna need some time to set that up.
They're gonna need some time to build this utopia.
And in the meantime, you could really fuck shit up.
You could really cause some problems.
Yeah.
And then they look at us funny when we're like, let's cause some problems, let's mess up traffic, you know?
And we're the weird ones, we're the messed up ones.
Listen, they're trying to do this non-violent organization, I think we should really monkey wrench that sort of thing.
Do some direct action.
uh so this one's amazing i mean you couldn't like write a better comment um than this like a lot of these a lot of these comments were like oh this is minneapolis minnesota oh there's muslims there so what you're going to get is you're going to get sharia law instead of cops they're trying to get rid of cops so that they can give muslims all the power right Tons of comments to that effect.
This was probably the best one.
David Fred Skarupa says, With Sharia law, you don't need police.
The person that catches the thief cuts their hand off.
If you catch an adulterer, you cut their head off with a sword.
If you catch looters, all the shopkeepers stone them to death.
Uh, so if you maybe remember to, um, a few weeks ago when these protests started, uh, the reason that they started is because a man was killed in the street by police for using a counterfeit bill.
Mm-hmm.
Now he wasn't, um, he didn't have his hands cut off.
We'll say that.
But he was murdered.
He was put to death.
He was tortured and murdered.
He was tortured and murdered.
And then also during these riots, what has been the refrain from the right wing about looters?
Kill them.
We need more rooftop Koreans to get up there and kill looters.
Yep, absolutely.
How would Sharia law in your mind differ whatsoever than your ultimate fantasy of policing?
Dude, when I first saw that meme about the Rooftop Koreans are returning to rooftops like nature's healing itself, I was so fucking confused.
Because I was like, there's no way that that- Oh, yeah, that's what they're saying.
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
Okay, never mind.
Alright, well shit.
Like, yep, that's what they want to do.
They want to, you know, play real... They wanted to cosplay their World of Warcraft.
Not World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft.
Their modern warfare.
Call of Duty.
Well, the thing is, is like, okay, so they're referring to like the, you know, the riots in the 90s, the Rodney King riots, where Korean store owners got on top of their roofs and like, quote, protected their stores or whatever.
That's one thing, okay?
I don't think that's right, obviously.
I don't think a human life is worth taking for your merchandise or whatever.
But it's another thing entirely for all these people to like...
Live vicariously through that person or to go even further climb up on top of a GameStop that you don't even know to in order to shoot people who are possibly getting free games from GameStop when in reality they should be paying $35 for that used game.
Yep absolutely.
Insane amounts of cuckoldry that I can't even like bloodlust and and capitalist cucked.
I heard that most people were going, the looting at GameStop was weird because what people were really doing was they were bringing their used games but taking more than four dollars from them.
So yeah, once again with just, you know, these, even in your wildest fantasies about Sharia law, they're like less violent than what the police are actually doing to people.
In reality, yeah.
Um, another very common response was, oh you're gonna disband the police?
Who are you going to call?
The Ghostbusters?
Every single person thought they were so fucking clever when they responded to that.
I saw that joke like 12 times in the last half hour.
An insane amount of times, yeah.
But, you know, a more specific meme that you might have seen going around is like a photo of a dispatch office, you know, police 9-1-1 dispatch call center type thing.
A woman at the computer with a headset, you know, in a police uniform and her shoulder says 9-1-1.
So I think she's a cop.
Yep.
And then the top text says your house is being robbed.
Bottom text.
I'm sorry, but we've been defunded.
Be safe out there.
Yep.
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to work right now.
Sorry, we've been defunded.
Yeah.
I'm actually here on volunteer work now.
I'm volunteering to be here.
I don't have to address your call.
This is so fucking stupid.
So stupid.
I mean, this is maybe petty or uninteresting to the listener to hear us debunk these memes, but I mean, my god, you have somebody in a police uniform at a computer saying that they're defunded.
Yeah.
Please.
This is a viral ass meme.
There are like five different versions of this meme that each have gone viral.
And they're all, yeah, huge.
Please, for the love of God, like, do a second pass on these, you know?
It's also like, it's not addressing, like, the reality of what it is.
It's like, my dumb little small town, their annual budget, their budget this year for the police was 31 million dollars.
Yeah, cool.
31 million dollars.
If we defund the police, that means we have 31 million dollars to do other things with, including social programs.
Preventative things.
That would probably prevent your house from being robbed.
And if your house is getting robbed, it's probably because everyone hates you.
If your house is getting robbed, it doesn't fucking matter if there's cops or not.
They're gonna show up 45 minutes later and take a couple notes.
Yeah, nothing's gonna happen.
Ever.
Like, you have renter's insurance.
That's what actually helps you.
And you have to file a police report to get all that stuff to go through.
Tom McKinley says, again a very common sentiment, but just Tom puts it pretty well right here.
Tom McKinley says, I want you to lose your police department.
I want you to be shit scared when you're trapped in a vehicle.
I want you to be terrified when they break into your house.
I want you to be scared to walk down the street.
I want you to beg for the return of the police.
I love how beautiful it is, because the thing is, Tom, actually, if the police were gone, I wouldn't feel any of these things anymore.
So all these anxieties you're listing here, all these terrors you're listing here, are only there because of the police.
So go fuck yourself, Tom, because you clearly have no clue what's going on in the world.
It's just, again, I love the police because they prevent all these things, but you don't like the police, so I want you to feel every one of these bad things, because I hate them so much.
I hate these bad things so much, I want you to suffer all of them.
Yes, you deserve them.
Dian Ezra Dickey says, I don't know, it sounds like a nickname.
Dian Ezra Dickey, but it's Dian, D-Y-A-N.
Dian Ezra Dickey.
Dian says, okay, then they can make it public.
So talking about city council members.
Okay, then they can make it public knowledge where they live.
So the great people they want to do whatever they want can come visit them.
Again, I'm pretty sure that is all public knowledge, unfortunately.
I don't know, but it's just like, oh, well you want murder to be legal?
Well, give me your address so I can come murder you.
Yeah, now that it's legal, I can come do it.
Oh, you want to defund the police?
I'm going to come kill you.
Give me your address.
I'm going to murder you now.
I'm going to murder you to prove a point.
That's just how much I love PAW Patrol.
I'm gonna murder you ironically.
Finally, Vern Jules with a Z says, Post quote Allah, their addresses on riot prone street corners, dot, dot, dot, dot space.
Hey fuckers spelled FKRZ comma.
You got quote company dot, dot, dot.
Now, let's see just how much your, quote, lives matter, end quote, dot, dot, dot, dot.
Incredible.
And then Vern Jules has included a photograph of, uh, Gravediggers and out the album cover for what's, what's the album six, uh, six feet deep.
Yes, incredible.
When they're looking like real gnarly with the blade of a knife by his eye and shit.
It's such a good album cover, dude.
It's so good.
Like I said, what did she search to get this image?
I think it's a dude.
Scary black man.
Yeah, no, well, he probably searched scary diggas accidentally.
Yes, it was a typo.
Yep, absolutely.
And then he got horrorcore group grave diggas.
I love it.
I didn't recognize this album title immediately, but I was like, that dude's hat I think says Gravediggers on it.
Yes, and the only people that are going to wear a Gravediggers hat in their album cover is going to be Gravediggers.
Yeah, because this is definitely like an album cover photo.
It's so fucking good.
Yeah, hey, instead of calling 911, how about you call 1-800-SUICIDE?
Because that's what you're going to get by passing this poll.
Suicide is a suicide.
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