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May 29, 2020 - Minion Death Cult
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Who was filming this and not saving the dog???!!! (clip)

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: just a few thoughts and Bad Reactions to the protests in Minnesota before moving on to our main topics: A white woman tries to call her personal assassination squad on the black guy asking her to use a leash, and people are very upset about her treatment of the dog. Also, how come Skittles can do a gay pride candy coating but not a digital camo coating, for the troops Music: Torche - Kiss Me Dudely Support Minnesota protestors at www.minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate 

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Last comment here, Al Downs says, you know what would be really cool is if they made digital camo Skittles to honor our military troops who have given the LGBTQ the right to have a parade but nah that would be too offensive?
Actually, Al, it's not about that.
It's that one of the reasons we like our Skittles to be so colorful is that when we spill the bowl of Skittles, you can find them all.
But DigiCamo, you'd be fucked.
You'd lose all your Skittles.
Yeah, 100%.
And I like that it's digital camo too.
I like that he specified that because that is like the coolest kind of camo.
It's also, you know, what they use is real.
It's authentic.
It's what real operators use.
Well, it's what they use.
Were we using digital camo in 2009 when gay marriage was finally legalized?
I think that actually the first gay marriage happened in DigiCamo, Texas.
Oh, 2015.
Okay, excuse me.
So, 2015.
That's insane.
Oh, that's when they struck down all the bans on gay marriage.
I guess it was.
Wow, 2015?
No, that's not right.
Oh, to be legal in America?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was just one year before Trump?
Yeah, it was, dude, yeah.
It was second term Obama.
That's blowing my mind, dude.
That feels so much longer ago.
I mean, yeah.
The whole timeline's fucked.
And also, that's one of those things that we took for granted because it happened now, but it's like, you know, we weren't directly affected by it.
And also, like, it's something that we as Californians have had for a long time.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
I guess that's...
Fuck, I thought that happened like in 2011 at the latest.
Okay.
Yeah, so 2015 we were just, the troops were definitely wearing digital camo.
I remember the digital camo vividly, even if I don't remember the trajectory of gay rights.
One thing I really concentrated on was our uniforms that we used.
We were definitely using digital camo in 2015, and so yeah, I think he's right.
That's what represents the LGBTQ rights, was the camo that we were wearing when gay marriage was legalized in the US, which was definitely thanks to our troops.
Well, you probably don't remember this, because we were young when it happened, but gay marriage was actually legal the entire time in America until 9-11.
When 9-11 happened, that's when gay marriage became illegal, and that was the terrorist victory.
So we were fighting them the whole time, and we finally got a real victory in 2015, shortly after we finally killed Osama Bin Laden.
Dude, I fucking hate Osama Bin Laden so much for doing that.
And that's when we were finally able to have gay marriage was after the death of Osama Bin Laden.
So 2015, yeah.
And that's why you attacked the Twin Towers.
It's because they were gay together.
They were a symbol of being gay with your brother.
And he knew that, like, you know, America doesn't have any heroes except the LGBTQ, you know, system of rights that we have in this country.
And that's what the people really loved in America, so that's why he attacked it.
And that, yeah, sad.
Sad.
So, yeah, let's get some digital camo Skittles to honor the troops.
And that's why they didn't want gays in the military because it's a conflict of interest.
want you know gays in the military because it's a conflict of interest you know like if you're if you're a gay in the military you might like black out and you might just like you might be shooting yeah you don't want to like kill like a brown civilian with your buoy knife and take pictures of it because you're so enraged because of your rights that are being violated like Like that's why they don't want him in there.
It's not about anything else.
This show is so fucked up.
You gotta keep a cool head.
This show is awful.
People are definitely getting their money's worth with this episode I think.
Yeah, okay, so we do the digital camo on the Skittles as long as it's not the navy color digital camo because they're gay.
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