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Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Trump accuses Joe Scarborough of murder on twitter, so Nancy Pelosi fires back and accuses Trump of having "Doggy Doo" on his shoes. We look at the completely deranged responses from republicans and democrats alike, some of which are strikingly similar Also, Hobby Lobby is forced to forfeit the Gilgamesh Dream Tablet they probably purchased from Isis, and we get some amazing ruminations on religion, sexual orientation, and the drug war
Peggy Arms says to Nancy Pelosi directly via the comments section in Drain the Swamp Facebook group.
You got your homeless doo-doo on yours.
It's all over the streets and you love it.
I wouldn't put it past you eating it.
Is that what you have all around them twisting teeth of yours?
Yum yum, eat some more.
I love how hard Peggy upped the ante.
Yeah.
Like, it's so good.
It's appropriate.
This is like the only appropriate response.
I like how part of it is definitely, oh yeah he has doggy doo doo, well you have human shit.
And it's not just human shit, it's homeless human shit.
We've all seen that meme of the one homeless guy shitting on the curb in what is purported to be San Francisco.
We've all seen that meme.
We know that that's what every homeless person does in San Francisco all the time.
We know this for a fact.
We've seen it on Facebook.
No, I like this.
This is the appropriate response.
Nancy Pelosi's like, oh, oh yeah, Trump?
You want to accuse my friend of murder on Twitter?
Well, you got some doggy doo-doo on your shoe.
Uh, and Peggy Arms is like, oh yeah, Nancy Pelosi?
Well, you literally eat human shit.
You love the shit.
You love the shit taste.
You smear it on your teeth and gums and you like keep it in your mouth while you're talking because it's like some sort of fetish for you to know that there's human shit in your mouth while you're giving a press conference.
That's like, I mean, if you're gonna go down this road, Nancy, I'm sorry.
Peggy fucking got you.
Yeah, that's the way to go.
So keep that in mind, keep Peggy's comment in mind, and we're moving on to the Huffington Post comment section for the same topic.
Okay, so this is like a tale of two cities.
It's like a mirror has two faces moment.
It's like a sliding doors moment.
Imagine if these people were liberals instead of conservatives.
What if?
The first comment I gotta go to is, this is normally like a blackout comment, okay, but I am moving it up in the rotation because it just works so well with Peggy Arm's comment.
T.O.
in the Huffington Post, which is now just called HuffPo, sorry everybody, T.O.
says, I don't think it could possibly be, quote, doggy doodoo.
I'm sure that George has Kellyanne trained to do her doo-doo on newspapers.
What?
Incredible.
Referring to Kellyanne Conway, who's I think no longer the press secretary for Donald Trump.
Am I wrong?
No, I'm pretty sure she's not.
She got canned a while ago.
But they keep her on the payroll to doo-doo on the papers.
I'm looking this up here.
Serves as a counselor.
She was previously Trump's campaign manager.
I guess she's currently an advisor.
She's not the spokesperson anymore and her husband is George Conway who's like a liberal dude.
A liberal Trump critic on Twitter or whatever.
So that's who this is referring to.
That's who these freaks are talking about and obsessed with.
I'm sure that George, so Kellyanne's husband, has Kellyanne trained to do her doo-doo on newspapers.
It's kind of oblique, but what he's saying is it's not doggy doo-doo.
He thinks it is human doo-doo, but he's running down the possibilities of whose doo-doo it is.
Yeah, getting specific.
So it's not Kellyanne's.
It's not Kellyanne's doo-doo because her husband has trained her to do her doo-doo on newspapers.
It had to be either Eric or Don- And you don't step on newspapers.
Yeah.
And we all know, uh, women are dogs if they vote for Trump.
It all- it had to be either Eric or Don Jr., comma, messing the carpet.
Every fucking word is capitalized in this comment.
I was gonna make a joke about how messing was capitalized and like, oh did it autocorrect because he tweets at Debra Messing so much, but it's just every word is capitalized.
Line break.
They both exhibit a pained expression on their faces, comma, as if their guts were going to cut loose at any second.
Line break.
It could just be that Donald, asterisk, has increased his Big Mac and fries intake, comma, line break, and they haven't worked out his, quote, depends cycling schedule, end quote, period.
Line break.
Which means there is some spillage from over...
From overfilling Donald's asterisk depends.
Line break.
Since Donald asterisk hasn't been able to see his in years.
Line break.
He may not know that he's sprung a leak.
I love that they just had to go the long way.
Donald asterisk doodoo line break. - God dammit.
- Tio, which is their username, Tio. - I love that they just had to go the long way.
All this was just to say Donald doodoo. - Yeah. - All this was for that payoff.
I don't know why there's an asterisk after Donald.
I don't know, he never, he never, like, indicated, he never clarified what that asterisk is referring to.
Which is what you do at the bottom of your text.
Do you think that, um, maybe he thinks that's the same thing as, like, coding your words?
By using a punctuation?
Like, using an explanation instead of an I?
You know how, like, the racists do?
You think he's doing that?
If I just put an asterisk on it, it won't come up on the search.
They won't realize I'm talking about Donald Trump.
No, I think this guy is a guy who has a lot of political bravery and doesn't care if people see his comment about Donald's duty diapers overfilling and spilling onto the floor and then him stepping and sliding in his own duty.
Oh god.
It's so stupid.
This is like so fucking dumb.
I found this comment very easily because there's only like 45 comments in the Huffington Post comments section.
So I saw this comment and I saved it instantly and it is the mirror image of Nancy Pelosi eating human shit.
It's just this weird like scatological humor from adults ostensibly.
Um, and as I was going through it, I was like... Okay, I got to the part where, uh, Eric and Don Jr.' 's guts were gonna cut loose at any second.
And then- Which I- I love.
I- I'm- Next time I take a shit, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go cut some guts loose.
Yo, my- my guts are about to cut loose.
I gotta- I gotta go.
Cut loose!
Footloose!
Kick off the Sunday shoes!
Kevin.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
That's him, right?
He's in Footloose?
I think so, yeah.
He's in a lot of movies.
He's in Stir of Echoes.
No, I'm pretty sure he's just in Tremors and that's it.
So not Footloose.
So not Footloose.
I'm thinking of somebody else.
There's Kevin Bacon in Tremors, and every day of the time you think it's Kevin Bacon, it's actually Patrick Swayze.
That's why the seven degrees of Kevin Bacon is such a hard game to play.
