Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: right-wing comment sections sound off on two of their own LARPing, would-be vigilantes getting captured by Venezuelan fisherman, including conspiracy theories, counterfactuals involving beloved fictional characters, and other entertaining rationalizations Also A dancer performs a pole routine for polish children, and Terrence K Williams cannot believe what he is seeing. WHERE ARE THE DADS?
Rich Wiley says, somebody's dad should be raised in hell.
I know I would be.
This is sick.
Leave the children alone!
Three exclamation points.
Where are the dads at?
Will the real dads please stand up?
I mean, of course, no one's surprised if there are dads in the crowd.
You know.
Yeah.
There's a couple.
There's a couple dads in the crowd.
And people were saying, oh, I think dad's too busy jerking off in the crowd.
You know, people were making those kinds of comments and other people were like, you're fucking disgusting.
Yeah.
And I like how all these people were like, as soon as they could like, Oh, we got to take the kids to Hooters.
It's hilarious.
Yeah.
Or like, I mean, fucking a football game with cheerleaders.
Yeah.
Um, I just like, Rich is a disgusted dad, like, he's like, where the fuck are the dads at?
I know dads.
I know dads, and dads would be fucking mad about this shit.
They'd be losing their shit right now, yeah.
Uh, Jean Liguereau, I don't know, says, uh, replies, unfortunately, dad is no longer allowed to be daddy.
Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
Very sickening.
Yeah, interesting comment there.
A little revealing.
Listen, I would 100% fight this stripper if I were allowed within 500 yards of my child.
exactly if I could just get my hands on this stripper that would probably mean I could also maybe hug my kid again I'm Hey, what if I took pole dancing lessons?
I'm gonna do a Miss Doubtfire, but it's sexy pole dancing, and I'm bound to appear at my child's elementary school at some point, because that's how society is now.
I'm picturing Jean upside down on the pole with his wig slightly coming off, giving his kid a wink, and the kid figuring out, oh my god, it's dad.
And then there's a scene where he's like out to dinner with his son and also like the strip club owner is at the same restaurant.
You go out to dinner with your son to the strip club and it's also your night to work?
And he has to like run to the bathroom and eventually like he goes back and forth enough and then comes back to his son's dinner table like wearing tassels on accident.
Oh, this is a good, good segment.
And then Marie Summer, Alvernia, replies to this same thread about dad is no longer allowed to be daddy.
Yeah.
Daddy want s to be a girl dot dot dot and use a girl's bathroom dot dot dot dot unfucking believable space dot space way to go Holly weird for promoting this bullshit.
Like where do they make this jump?
I don't understand.
Daddy's too busy taking estrogen and peeing sitting down to fight the stripper.
Like deadbeat dads are no longer the issue.
It's now just like trans people somehow.
It's soy boy dads.
It's soy boy dads, yeah.
They just want to use the same restroom.
I like how this did evolve to that.
This did evolve to exactly this.
This person stripping is actually one of the dads.
