Mr. Peanut must die as a statement that normal biological gender, relationships, and reproduction must die (clip)
We'll be getting back to our regular schedule of free episodes soon, but until then support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get an episode every week, even during these uncertain times. We review our recent dust-up with Yang Gang on twitter, examine Yang's proposals and how they're being portrayed by his proponents. and we examine unique expressions of grief over the loss of the beloved Mr. Peanut Music: Las Nubes - Deposit Slip
They were saying in honor of Kobe because I guess with Kobe's death we realized that like real people can die too.
Not just corporate mascots.
So we are going to not promote ads between now and the Super Bowl.
Like somebody's gonna get triggered from seeing a Planters promoted tweet about the death of Mr. Peanut.
And, uh, this caused a bit of a stir, right?
Caused a bit of a stir in the right wing, which, I mean, you wouldn't think it, you know?
It's just something so innocuous and silly, like, why would people have strong opinions about it or whatever?
Well, come on.
Who are we talking about here?
James Fullerton says, I think they are about to send a hashtag woke message.
I expect Mr. Peanut will be replaced by an LGBTQ trans with rainbow sash.
Mr. Peanut must die as a statement that normal biological gender relationships and reproduction must die.
Yeah, that's exactly what's gonna happen.
Um, yeah, it's also coincidentally my favorite John Woo movie.
Relationships must die.
That was, man, that was a good one.
I don't know if I ever saw that.
I'm hoping it was John Woo and I'm not being racist.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it was Jet Li, yeah.
But John Woo made it.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
I'm not racist.
And I think, is DMX in that?
I think that's the one with DMX.
Yeah.
That was a good one.
I remember there's a scene where he like kicks a cue ball, a pool ball, and like they use that as a weapon.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Um, I don't know if John Woo did it, I think he did, but Jet Li's The One?
Amazing.
I think, yeah, that one's a banger.
Amazing movie.
The soundtrack?
Like, incredible.
It's got two songs on it.
It's got- It's- Like, just two, or there's two good songs?
There's just two songs.
It's got Disturbed, Down With The Sickness.
That was for a- That was on a soundtrack!
Oh yeah.
And then it's got another Disturbed song on it.
Those are the two songs on it.
Um, and they remix the Disturbed, they remix Down With The Sickness so that it's just the opening, uh, wahs.
For those who can't see Alex, he definitely postured in a fashion that he was about to go for the ooh-ah-ah, and then he didn't do it.
I was really waiting for it.
It didn't happen, but at the very least, he could have given us an uh-uh.
See, that's where I was going with next, because they include the uh-uh.
They include that part in it, which normally isn't included in the zeitgeist around the Down With The Sickness vocalization.
That's my favorite part.
That's the best part of Disturb, is the sound before.
They chop it up and repeat it over and over during fight scenes.
So it's just... It's just over and over and over while Jet Li is picking up motorcycles and slamming them onto cops and shit.
He has superhuman strength.
Is it timed with the punches?
Oh yeah, it's timed, the first one is timed with his like femme fatale sidekick releasing a mouse with plastic explosives shoved into its balls and it has a little antenna on it and he's about to get the electric chair and she's in the viewing chamber and she releases this mouse out of her stiletto heel and it's like dragging giant balls and like an antenna behind it
And she flips off the security guard and clicks the bomb to explode and that's when it goes WAAA!
That's not vegan.
Um, yeah.
Great movie.
Highly recommend it.
Speaking of Woke.
Yeah.
It does make you wonder, like, what were they going for here?
Like, do they have to kill him?
I guess that's what makes it that he has to die like men have to die.
Yeah, I mean Mr. Peanut I feel like is a stand-in for just the normal heterosexual male of yesteryear.
And yeah, he has to be done away with.
He has to be crushed, cracked, swept into the dustbin of history.
And Mr. Peanut can only be Mr. Peanut because of the nuts.
So that's like the whole thing, right?
He is basically the embodiment of balls and nuts and masculinity and they do have to murder them.
Everything important about being a man.
A top hat, a monocle, gloves, a cane that you don't actually need but you just use it because you're bossing like a gentleman, and then two nuts.
Two nuts, yeah.
And that's what makes up your entire body.
Yeah, I mean, in 2020, we're bringing back this style.
Yeah, please.
Yeah.
Like, and he was pretty suave.
Yeah, they talk about the Roaring 20s.
What about the Roasted 20s?
What about the Roasted Salted 20s?
Roasted Salted 20s.
Uh, yeah, I just love this.
No, he had to die.
He had to be sacrificed on the altar of LGBTQ beliefs.
