For a bonus episode every week, subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we cover the hip, new "Conservative Squad" who might be in for some politics if they get elected next year Also, a Mall Santa gets fired for wearing innocently wearing a Trump hat at work, probably because a sick jewish child asked him to
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| Bleedblue360 says conservative squad much smarter than AOC plus three that's a given also much better looking would like to see these women battle it out on the house floor what was Does that cheer from the movie bring it on? | |
| When looks were handed out, you were last in line. | |
| Your face looks like where it's the sun don't shine. | |
| Did you fall off a building and land on your head? | |
| Or did a truck run over your face instead? | |
| There ain't no pill cause you ain't ill. | |
| You're ugly. | |
| U-G-L-Y. | |
| You ain't got no alibi. | |
| You ugly. | |
| Hey. | |
| Hey. | |
| You ugly. | |
| Wow, I mean, Bring It On is actually a pretty good reference here. | |
| I mean, it is like the white school versus, we'll say, the non-white school. | |
| And the white school literally... Wow, I didn't think about that. | |
| The white school literally steals the cheer from the black school. | |
| They steal the routine from the black school and pass it off as their own. | |
| Wow, this is fucked. | |
| I mean, you know, to be a one-to-one allegory, like, I don't know, the Squad would actually have to come up with policy... sweeping policy proposals like the Green New Deal or like Medicare for All to, quote, steal the material, but they just stole the name The Squad. | |
| It would be like if... Seriously, this is like the level I'm... This is how my brain is interpreting this. | |
| The allegory here would be if the white school showed up to the cheerleading finals and said, hey, we are the Toros. | |
| And the judge is like... | |
| No, they're the Toros. | |
| They're the Toros, and they're like, no, we're the Toros. | |
| We're the good ones now. | |
| You're like, but... We're the Toros now. | |
| But, like, you're not even, like, doing a routine. | |
| You're just standing there and saying you're the Toros. | |
| And, like, the actual Toros are right there. | |
| Like, you can call yourself the Toros, like... But then they... | |
| They just go, aha, I knew you would say that, but have you considered the fact that we are calling ourselves the Toros and we are white? | |
| And then they all stick their hands out, expecting a medal to be placed in it. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Um, no lib spin. | |
| Well, hold on. | |
| So, uh, this guy, uh, says, uh, what was that cheer from the movie? | |
| Bring it on. | |
| And then, uh, spells out the entire cheer. | |
| Verbatim. | |
| The whole thing. | |
| The whole thing. | |
| Like that. | |
| Do you think they copied and pasted it? | |
| Or they went and found it and copied and pasted it? | |
| Or they remembered and typed it out? | |
| I imagine them doing the cheer as they're typing it. | |
| I think he did this verbatim. | |
| Uh, hey, uh, remember that one Third Eye Blind song? | |
| Uh, I think it went, um, I'm packed in, I'm holdin', I'm smilin', she's livin', she's golden, she lives for me, says she lives for me, ovation, her own motivation, she comes down and she goes down on me. | |
| And I make a smile like a drug for you, do whatever whatcha wanna do, comin' over you. | |
| Keep one side of me when we go through, one side of the rhythm that divides you, and I speak to you like the chorus of the verse, choppin' on the line when the coda occurs, comin' like a freak show to the stage, givin' the games we play, she said, I want somethin' else. | |
| I think that's how it goes. | |
| Is that it? | |
| You know that one? | |
| You know that one. | |
| I think you know that one. | |
| I've never heard it spoken and that just makes me think that somebody out there has definitely rapped it. | |
| Someone's definitely rapped that song and been like, look how clever this rap is. | |
| I think Stephen Jenkins, the singer of Third Eye Blind, has probably rapped that song. | |
| Oh, for sure. | |
| He used to be a rapper. | |
| You should listen to his old stuff. | |
| It's pretty rap. | |
| Shut up. |