This week we revisit a 2017 piece from the Boston Police Union magazine titled, "The Antifan Who Stole Christmas" A reaction to the enormous anti-racist Boston protest held directly after Charlottesville, "The Antifan" chronicles a pesky critter who wishes to destroy the town of Bhlueville and their holiday celebration. Also, a National Catholic Register article titled "Bernie Sanders Says Christians Need Not Apply For Public Office." Wild! Music: Low - Just Like Christmas Support the show and get weekly bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
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What's up everybody?
We got a very fun show for everyone today.
Joining this episode to help make it fun are Andy and Sean from the Antifata.
How you guys doing?
Doing great.
Good, thanks for having us.
Hey, thanks so much for being here.
You know, you guys had us on your show to talk about some Halloween mischief.
Well, we thought we'd repay the favor by having you on to talk about some Christmas mischief.
And I don't know, I don't know what better topic to have you guys on for other than the antiphon who stole Christmas.
So Halloween is like, it's like the opposite holidays because Antifa loves Halloween because it's satanic and you get to wear something over your face and harass the elderly.
You get to do destruction and stuff.
Christmas is just the opposite because only the elderly love it and you have to show your face unless you're a drunken Santa.
And Antifa hates it because it's wholesome and promotes good family values.
That's right, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
I do think a good move would be for Antifa to stop wearing bandanas and start wearing large faux beards.
That would really throw them off the track.
I don't know where you guys are right now, but we just survived the 20th SantaCon the other day.
I think people have tried what you're talking about.
It's not good, folks.
Not good.
There were some anarcho-santas hopping the turnstiles in New York this weekend, though.
That's what I was gonna say.
That was sick.
That was super sick, yeah.
I don't know, I think Antifa might be making inroads to Christmas because, like, even the Hallmark Channel is reaching out to them with gay Hallmark stuff.
Yeah.
Did you guys hear about this?
No.
I mean, I just sent my Hallmark card to President Trump.
I hope there's nothing gay about it.
Oh, yeah, no.
Yeah, he's gay now.
Trump is gay now, thanks to you.
There was glitter in it and he opened it.
The glitter got all over him and he just became slightly more gay.
Stuck there forever.
The power of a Christmas card that can make you gay.
Thanks, Hallmark.
Yeah, so what we're talking about today is a, I don't know, poem or story titled The Antiphon Who Stole Christmas.
I like to refer to it as an objet d'arte, as the French would.
I don't think poem is really giving justice to what we're about to encounter.
It's a belle letrie.
Yeah.
I was going to say pros, but that's much better.
This is real fancy stuff, and it's brought to us by the Boston Police Union Magazine.
That's like triple racist.
We're all subscribers.
We're all subscribers.
If you didn't get this particular issue, definitely go into the back catalog.
We have one ourselves, but it's a very special one.
The pages are a little stuck together.
I was gonna say, yeah, go into your uncle's bathroom, dig behind the solvents and cleaners, and pull out Boston Police Union Magazine from Winter 2017.
That centerfold, oof!
I mean, that's not, we're joking, but like, Tony literally follows an account that's like Babes in Blue, or what is it, Tony?
Oh yeah, there's a few that are like hot cop accounts.
That I just love.
Thick blue line?
No, thick blue line is the one I'm gonna make.
Thick blue line!
Thick blue line is the one I'm gonna make.
And it's this whole thing where people are blown away.
Not only is she a cop, but she also looks good in a bikini.
She can do both.
So basically it's a magazine devoted to the K-Hive.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's racist actually.
You can't call Kamala a cop anymore.
Or thick.
Yeah, so I gotta shout out Scott Shettick from the Minion Death Commandos Facebook group for sharing this with us.
I don't know how Scott found it, but I'm so happy he did.
So this is the Antiphon Who Stole Christmas, and these are like screen grabs of the magazine or of the, I don't know, website.
And there's like a banner image of a Grinch-like figure wearing A Santa outfit, but instead of, you know, a regular Grinch head, it's like a Paisley filter over the whole face, except for the eyes and the mouth area.
So it's supposed to be a bandana over the Grinch's face, but it just looks like, I don't know, it looks like a scrapbook art where somebody took a Paisley print and made a head, made a Grinch head out of it.
This looks like my dream of a YG Christmas album.
And it's not a black bandana, it's a red bandana.
Yeah.
Which is really confusing because I think they referenced that Antifa wears black bandanas in the piece.
Yeah.
But then also, it also says that their skin is green, but he appears to be completely transparent.
Yeah.
Or maybe that's the skin, it's just like the color of the background.
Also, he's got a Sturm Arbeitung logo, which is the, I think that's the SA.
The Nazi paramilitary force?
Which is what Antifa doesn't like.
The opposite.
Well, they are the real fascists.
I was wondering what this was because it looks like, I don't know, the logo looks like a cross between like the Avengers and the Incredibles or something, but apparently it's a paramilitary Nazi outfit.
Editor, this is like the foreword.
Editor, please excuse this hastily assembled Christmas poem as the author has been recently diagnosed with D.I.D.
parentheses Department Induced Dementia.
And erroneously co-mingled Dr. Seuss's Grinch Christmas Story with the famous, quote, The Night Before Christmas poem by Clement Clarke Moore.
The author accepts no responsibility for the recitation of this pathetic poetry to the reader's minor children and or confusion related therefrom.
So just going out of his way to say, hey, content warning, this shit sucks.
The way that that's written, the prose and the verbiage, is exactly like that sort of Boomer Facebook post where it's like, I will ascertain some kinetic activity, you know?
I don't know, that just reads very, very cop Boomer, the whole intro.
It was smart though, because I did try to sue them, and the judge decided this intro, and was like, you got no case, man.
You've been warned.
Yeah, he has dementia.
Technically, making fun of this is elder abuse.
And ableist.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every cop down in Blueville liked Christmas a lot.
But the antiphon from Cambridge, well, he certainly did not!
I think we gotta stop right there.
There's a couple things.
First of all, Blueville.
So instead of Whoville, from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, we have Blueville, as in Blue Lives, but blue is still spelled with an H, like Whoville.
Yeah, it's amazing.
It's dementia.
Lay off.
It's B-H-L-U-E.
Blueville.
So this is so you know that it's a reference to Whoville.
It's because there's an H in there.
Yeah, because like, blue and hood didn't rhyme good enough, so you had to make sure that we can see it with the way it was spelled.
But this is also where the fictional land of Blueville ends.
After that, it's just Boston.
I can only imagine what a town just completely filled with angry, thick-necked, roided-out cops called Blueville would look like.
I can only imagine what the cops of Blueville, how they actually operate.
It would be like the coppiest of the cops.
It's a frightening, frightening thing.
Yeah, I was trying to think about this too.
What a city of just cops would be like.
Probably like Boston.
Who would man the Starbucks?
Who would work at the Starbucks?
There would be no Starbucks.
There would be the first Black Rifle Coffee Co.
brick and mortar.
Yeah, I've been led to believe that Starbucks is extremely important to cops because of how much they cry about it when they have to wait more than five minutes to get their coffee.
Are they having to import service workers to harass and shoot?
Is that how this city functions?
It's probably like Big Rock Candy Mountain where there's just no workers and the donuts grow on trees and the fountains run with coffee.
I picture them, you know, instead of like Whoville where they gather together and sing Christmas carols, it's just like a bunch of like cops in the middle of, you know, in the middle of the town square like singing Drops of Murphy's together.
Yeah, it's a bunch of cops with Punisher tattoos singing Fuck Authority by Pennywise together for some reason.
Imagine, like, the rites of passage you have to go on in Blueville.
Like, at the age of 13, every child has to travel to the neighboring Blackville, armed only with a gun, a bulletproof squad car, and total legal immunity, and bring back the scalp of an unarmed citizen, or else they get banished.
Only.
And that's what they decorate the tree with.
It's one of those villages in The Nightmare Before Christmas that Jack accidentally goes to.
I could see it, for sure.
This is also a very frightening episode of Rick and Morty.
But you know how the Who's have that upturned nose?
That little weird nose?
They all just have snouts.
For sure.
What's this?
What's this?
There's crew cuts everywhere!
Uh, okay.
So also we got to talk.
Why is it Antifan?
Why is it Antifan?
I know.
I was, I was reading this on the train ride home from work and I just kind of let that word roll around a little bit in my, in my, in my, on my tongue.
Antifan.
And I realized that this is actually, if you guys know the masterful canonical work known as Dianetics, our body antiphons are what needs to be removed before you can become clear.
So this is, you know, I think I got the key to this riddle.
What's that therapy called?
Going clean or something?
Going clear?
Going clear, yeah.
That's when you get rid of all the antiphons.
Yeah, you get tased enough and they leave your body.
That's what the cops are doing.
They're just good Scientologists.
They're tasing the body antiphans out of you.
Could you imagine an actual Scientologist cop?
That's one of the worst people in the world.
Yeah, is the Scientologist cop worse than the Atheist cop?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I think so.
The Scientologist cop definitely thinks he's even greater than normal cops.
Oh yeah.
Another trillion years before I get my pension.
The Scientologist cop accidentally stumbles into the wrong apartment and it's very dimly lit and you're eating like, I don't know, ice cream on your couch and he shoots you in the face but then he does that weird Tom Cruise jumping on the couch thing afterwards.
I'm doing so well right now!
Whatever he said.
Okay, so... But the antiphon from Cambridge, well, he certainly did not.
Okay, so the antiphon doesn't like Christmas.
The antiphon hated Christmas.
The whole Christmas season.
Parentheses.
Now, please don't ask why.
No one quite knows the reason.
Bad childhood.
That's pretty easy.
Yeah, that's the whole premise of The Cringe.
And this is like a really good storytelling device.
It's like, don't ask why this is happening or what this character's motivations are.
They just are.
Nobody knows.
It's a mystery.
It's a mystery.
Yeah, accept the mystery of life.
I just watched The Cringe, like the one that came out last year, which is pretty damn good.
And like, that whole story is like...
You were definitely sympathetic for the Grinch the entire time.
And like, why would you choose this as your story arc?
Where it's like, in the end, are we going to be rooting for the Antiphon?
Because that's what happens in the Grinch.
Well, you combine it with the Christmas Carol.
Yeah, that's true.
- Yeah, that's true. - At the end, the antagonists of "The Christmas Carol" are just wiped away in a cleansing genocide.
So it's just combining the two. - It could be his head wasn't screwed on too tight, or it could be his trust funded pants were too tight.
- Oh, got 'em.
I'll give him that one.
Rhyming too tight with too tight.
Very good.
And part of the fun of Dr. Seuss is you can make up words and characters.
But to rhyme things, like you don't need to think of a good word to rhyme.
You could say, you could just like make up a character.
But nope, just went with the same word twice.
Yeah.
You can even just like use a word that doesn't make any, like use an existing word and not have it make any sense.
There's no rules in Seussian writing.
But they just still, they're just not that smart.
They're just not that creative, I should say.
I don't know this.
Have you guys ever heard the word policy?
No.
No?
That is the fancy word, like prose and poetry, poesy.
This could just be high art.
I mean, I think the listeners really should decide for themselves before we cast aspersions on this person's art.
True, art is subjective.
I like the phrase, uh, trust-funded pants.
I like that one.
His trust-funded pants were too tight, and that's why he didn't like Christmas.
Yeah, but I know what I know what they're talking about.
It's got a big dick.
It's got that antifa dick.
I think that the most likely reason of all was the fact that antifans have only one ball.
As in football.
Or baseball.
Or basketball.
Comma.
Space.
Dot dot dot.
I mean and antiphans like Grinches have skin colored green So yeah, like you mentioned the the pants are too tight Maybe implying like a good package and then obviously that's what this person was thinking too because they go right to the one ball to Testicles yeah.
Which is another reference to Hitler?
Another reference to how Antifa or Hitler I guess?
Also all of those sports you only need one ball like you'll be perfectly happy with one of those balls to play any of those sports.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why only having one ball wouldn't make those sports work.
I think maybe it's because like, like Lance Armstrong is low-key a conservative or loves cops.
I don't know.
They don't want to like bash him.
I don't know if he is or not, but he probably is.
He's a white guy in Texas.
He probably is a lame-o.
It's very difficult to get into the mind of a cop, but I think part of why we're going through this process together, trying to get clear on this, is because we want to know.
We want to know what's inside.
I just like this.
I think this is a very funny joke.
I think that the most likely reason of all was the fact that antiphans have only one ball.
As in football, or baseball, or basketball, I mean.
Come on, I didn't mean the other kind of ball.
Get it?
Get it?
Not testicles.
Maybe it really is for their kids.
Yeah, this is, uh, it's, it's intensely cringe.
It does remind me of, like, what an adult thinks childish humor is.
Yeah, it just, it reminds me of, like, uh, our, our boy Terrence saying about that, uh, Asian New York Times reporter.
He didn't know if she was Chinese, Japanese, or crazy knees.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just, like, a joke that just, like, doesn't make sense.
Like, it's, it's obviously, like, a bad joke in all respects, but it also just doesn't make sense.
And should stop in fourth grade.
I like how they brought up skin color right away, too.
Like, they had to bring up skin color.
But it's green, so that's like a hypothetical, so it's not actually racist.
I mean, you shouldn't care even if somebody's skin is green.
Like, I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or green.
I don't see any of that stuff.
The bigotry in this poem seems to be purely geographic.
I assume they're talking about the rich neighborhoods of Boston.
Cambridge, does that mean there's students?
And then they mention these other neighborhoods later on.
There seems to be an anti-intellectual, maybe anti-elitist slant.
Maybe this was originally written on the chalkboard of MIT by a janitor.
Like Good Will Hunting, but if Good Will Hunting featured a cop who really needed antifa.
Blue Will Hunting.
If Good Will Hunting was hunting the most dangerous game, which is humans.
Antifa humans.
They live deep in a basement at home with their moms. - Yeah!
I'm just going to say mom's basement.
You knew mom's basement was going to be featured here.
So the plot thickens now because they're from Cambridge, which is the university area, and yet their mother's basements are in Cambridge.
So maybe their moms are professors?
Oh, I like that.
I like that idea.
Well, the kids also have trust funds, though.
So they're basement dwelling anarchists with trust funds.
Yeah.
They're just, like, trust-funding kids who don't want to spend that money on, like, life.
They just want to, like... They're being smart, really.
They're just trying to live with their mom as long as they can.
And then they can use that money later on to, like, start a business.
They read rules for radicals and make Molotov bombs.
Uh... Neither of those things are true about Andy.
Yeah.
And I think cocktail rhymes with radical better than bomb.
Well, he's rhyming with moms here.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
Can I just say that this almost triggers me a little bit because you see this happen on the right all the time is they do not understand the difference between liberals and leftists.
No.
Like I get it.
Like that's our educational system and that's our media.
But Saul fucking Alinsky rules for radicals.
It's the same thing that Quillette got punked on.
When they had that fake construction worker from Queens, Archie, he mentioned that he was a Marxist-Leninist, but also was into Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals, which you would never, ever, ever see.
Marxist-Leninism, for all of its goods and bads, is not like Obama-style community organizing.
Yeah, not at all.
No, yeah, Rules for Radicals is like, or Saul Alinsky has been a meme ever since Obama's election.
And it's just funny to think of, yeah, Hillary Clinton doing a dissertation on, I don't know, bombing public infrastructure. - You take one part kerosene, one part propane, get a rag nice and oily, Guys, you're gonna have to bleep that out.
You don't want to give your listeners the ingredients to Andy's cocktail.
I'm just chillin' in Exarchia!
I do, that is my favorite thing though, because I have made inroads with some conservative peripheral friends when they'll post something about liberals and I'll be like, yeah, fuck them, right?
And they're like, wait, what do you mean?
I'm like, yeah, I also hate Joe Biden.
And they're like, but you're like, I'm like, it's cool, don't worry.
I hope you get it.
You hate me more than them is what I'm trying to get you to say.
Sounds like malarkey to me.
Yeah, I don't know if these people like knew actual radical material like this line would be like, uh, they listen to Steal This Album by System of a Down.
They make Molotov Bombs.
Uh, they wear dark bandanas to cover their faces and gloves on their hands, parentheses, dot dot dot, so as not to leave traces!
Smart.
And as proof that our system is upside-y down, back on August 19th, they invaded downtown.
They assaulted the elderly who stood with our flag, knocked down an old lady, and kicked her handbag.
And they laughably claimed to be space dot dot dot dot quote antifacist question mark exclamation point question mark.
End quote.
So boomer.
While in Cambridge they said Dr. Seuss was a space dot dot dot quote ray hyphen cyst question mark exclamation point question mark end quote.
So boomer.
I mean yeah yeah like uh that's that's not at all um that's that's kind of what they think happened they think that we think that anti-fascists like went and just beat up old people.
So I looked up what August 19th was.
Yeah, and this was the really big rally after Charlottesville in Boston, where there was gonna be like, I forgot what it was.
It was a free speech rally or some bullshit with Basic Man and, you know, it was like an alt-light thing.
And like 30,000 people came to counter-demonstrate, because it was right after Charlottesville.
Yeah.
And it was like, at the moment, was so tense at that point that even Trump or, you know, obviously someone working for Trump tweeted in support of that rally.
And I guess there was a few arrests for disorderly content, disorderly conduct.
But I'm not aware of what they're referring to here.
Disorderly content.
That sounds like what we put out every week.
Seriously.
Yeah, no, this whole poem is a reaction to the counter demonstration to a racist, you know, white nationalist free speech rally that was held a couple weeks after the Charlottesville I don't know what you would call it, murder, you know?
The Charlottesville riots, the battle, where literal Nazis and white nationalists were marching, chanting, Jews will not replace us.
We all remember that.
Heather Heyer was killed.
They decided to hold another free speech rally in Boston, and like you said, tens of thousands of people came out to counter-protest, completely dwarfing the alt-light.
Most of the alt-light who was scheduled to show up did not show, mostly because of that organization effort.
And yeah, what pissed the cops off was the counter-demonstration.
That's why the cops are writing this poem, because they were aggrieved by the people protesting the white nationalists.
What's really fascinating about that whole dynamic there is that, as somebody who is an anti-fascist, I think I was extremely, extremely inspired by what happened in Boston a few days after Charlottesville.
Because if your goal is not assaulting elderly people or knocking down old ladies and kicking their handbags, If your goal as an anti-fascist is to shut down fascist activity, then what happened in Boston is non-violently and in mass was way more inspiring than most other actions, which are minority actions on the street, because you actually reach this critical mass of tens of thousands of people.
And that's what we should see.
That's what we want to see, you know, when these fucking Cretans pop out from under their rock.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
The reference to an old lady getting knocked down is because people were marching and some woman was like holding her American flag like across the path of a bunch of people who were marching and someone tried to grab it out of her hands or something and she fell.
And Fox News played that footage on a loop for like three hours.
Of course.
But yeah, that's what animates the Boston Police.
It's not the marching of white nationalists, the murder of an anti-fascist member of IWW.
It is people who counter-protest those murderers and those racists.
How about writing a Christmas-themed poem about something that happened in August?
Everyone knows there's Christmas in July, but there's no Christmas in August.
That's the dementia again.
In Blueville, a Christmas tree to be lit after dark on the old Boston Common near Tremont and Park.
Staring up from mom's basement, mom's basement, with his antiphon frown at the warm lighted windows in the policeman's hometown.
They're hanging their stockings, he said with a snare.
Tomorrow is Christmas, it's practically here.
And he danced like a madman at a drug-induced, quote, rave, comma, end quote, tight.
That's awesome.
As he left in a hurry from his basement-like cave.
I mean, that's just evocative imagery.
He's coming out of the basement.
He's dancing like he's at a rave because he's just so gleeful that Christmas is coming and he gets to ruin it.
I mean, that's... Like, I have a strong mental image.
Like, not all the writing here is good.
Like, this is... Dr. Seuss, come on.
Don't say Boston Common near Tremont and Park.
Like, make it magical.
Mix it up a bit.
I mean, Dr. Seuss is racist, but, like, you can take some of the good parts of his work.
I actually will give them credit for the rhyme scheme and the cadence of this and the syllables because it's all pretty well constructed.
The whole anti-fascist and racist thing is very weird.
Rhyming tight with tight, no marks for that.
But the cadence works really well.
I haven't had to struggle through much of this.
It's the punctuation that's very funny.
But, I like his basement-like cave in the basement of his mom's trust-funded house.
It's just, yeah, it's very... Oh, it's not a cave-like basement, it's a basement-like cave.
That's interesting, I didn't even pick that up.
Yeah, his mom's basement is a basement-like cave.
That's what Batman had, right?
Anti-fascists would never live in a cave-like place.
That's pretty good, you gotta hand it to him.
Twittered as he called all his friends with a goal of achieving their dastardly ends.
Come Cambridge, come Brookline, come my buddies from Newton.
We'll go down to the common and engage in some looting.
Yeah, dawg?
That's pretty good, you gotta hand it to him.
That part checks out.
Grab your dirty bandanas and your smelly dark hat.
Bring bottles of urine and a big wooden bat.
We'll drown out their carols with our bullhorns and drumming.
Wait, hold on a second.
I'm sorry, bring bottles of urine?
I mean, these poor kids, they were clearly, they had drug tests coming up.
Of course you always carry the urine, you know, tied to your leg at all times.
They're just being, you know, they have foresight.
Like, I don't like straight-edge people.
I just need them as friends so I can pass drug tests.
I mean, you never know when your, uh, Antifa commander is gonna do a spontaneous urine test on you.
We'll drown out their carols with our bullhorns and drumming.
They'll find out real quick that Christmas ain't coming.
And he chuckled and laughed.
What an anti-fan trick!
With his bandana and hat, hyphen, I'm the Anti-Saint Nick!
I love this because this works against them, because I'm fucking pumped now.
This last little bit, I got stoked.
I want to go start some shit at the Christmas parade.
I'm happy that it's been postponed for two weeks because it rained every Saturday, but I think it's happening this weekend, and you know what?
I might fuck some shit up.
I don't even know.
I might show up in the parade with a bandana.
I'm just hoping that Todd Phillips makes a gritty version of this poem.
With blood.
I like this for- I'm picturing Tony going up to the Redlands Christian Day Parade and saying like, Oh goody!
Oh greatness!
Oh fiddle-dee-dee!
I'm going to use this bottle of pee!
- I'll pour concrete into this cup, and I will throw at that poor little boy, Andy Ngo. - And I grinned to myself, how delightfully clever this, The tassels on this admiral's flag, I will sever!
It's funny, I should be better at this because of rap and stuff, but Dr. Seuss is a whole different thing.
Science is too tight.
Don't even try.
Final passage.
But before the attack, as they stopped to smoke dope, they noticed the policemen were all armed with space dot dot dot soap.
I I hate soap!
Yep, yep.
I fucking love, like, a group of Antifa getting ready to commit, like, acts of violence and rioting just, uh, smoking heroin beforehand to prepare.
Oh yeah, they noticed the policemen were all armed with soap.
The filth on their bodies, the crud in their hair, gave proof they'd not showered for over a year!
They all shrieked in horror and they ran for the T, which I'm assuming is like the train.
That's the Boston Metro, yeah.
Yeah, it's either the train or the sweet gossip going on downtown.
Well, it's interesting how they put the T in scare quotes there, you know, showing how often cops in Boston actually ride public transportation.
Dropping backpacks, bandanas, and bottles of pee.
The trust-funded pansies all dropped to the ground and the cops scrubbed them up and the cops scrubbed them down.
They screamed for their mommies.
This is where it gets hot.
They screamed all the way home to Wellesley Heights.
But the trust-funded pukes with the rag-hidden faces who go home at night to rich, comfortable places won't take over our city without a good fight.
So screw you, Antifa!
Merry Christmas!
Good night!
In, uh, blood-red font.
Hell yes.
Good night to you too.
We will bathe you.
I wanna get bathed.
Free baths on the comments.
Yeah.
You know, we don't always have to impute, I don't know, psychosexual tension to works of art, but I have to say the cop's imagination where all of a sudden a bunch of, let's say like twinkie and taut young men are just all of a sudden, you know, stripped down in public and there's just a bunch of police officers around them, soaping them up and rubbing them down.
It's pretty, Andy said evocative before, I think that's very, very evocative of the psyche.
Yeah.
I tried to watch this video, but that was like, that was for premium subscribers.
I couldn't, I couldn't get to that one.
That one's not free.
As we know, these people like, yeah, they're called Antifa, but their actual name is Pantifa, uh, because they're all wearing panties.
And so, yeah, you have to imagine that part as well.
When they get stripped down by the Boston cops, uh, they're all wearing panties, like little pansy girls, uh, just getting viciously scrubbed up and down.
One ball.
Very evocative.
It's almost like, it kind of reminds me how, you know, you read a Kafka story and you think, this is, like, kind of uncanny.
Like, this must have come to him in a dream.
Like, there's too much here to just, like, simply make up off the top of your head.
This is inspired.
Yeah, absolutely.
Somebody at least had to meditate on it for a while, you know?
I could see a few feverish nights in their own basement, just banging away at this, clapping away at their sticky, sticky keyboards.
Well, I mean, this does resemble a fugue state.
For one thing, it's like a children's poem in the Boston Police Union magazine, which I don't even think adults read, you know?
But it's also filled with just these, like, contradictory non-Euclidean plot points and descriptors.
Lovecraftian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Otherworldly geometry or just impossible physics of being both a cave-like basement and a basement-like cave.
Being a trust-funded kid who lives in, like, the sewer and has filthy hair and a dirty rag on his face.
Like, even the worst rich people bathe.
This is like, he lives in a rich, comfortable, dark, dank, sewer-like basement.
And it's- There's a Dickensian element to it, or like Frank McCord or something like that.
And it just goes into like, you know, these Antifa, this enemy, this other, this scapegoat, or whatever, you know, you would call them.
They're everything at all times.
They're whatever they need to be for the purposes of whatever rhetorical exercise or whatever propagandistic exercise you're doing at the moment.
So they can just be all these things simultaneously, you know, much like a dream or much like a fever-induced hallucination.
And I love pitting Antifa against Christmas, right?
Because, like, Antifa against fascism.
Anti-fascist, but, you know, hey, most people don't like fascism, or a lot of people don't like fascism, you know, even in this far-right country we live in.
So we gotta make fascism something else in this story.
We gotta make it something good, like Christmas!
God, these Antiphans, they just want to ruin Christmas.
They're like the Noid, but worse.
I love how they've somehow made Santa, this heroic character who gives away presents for free.
Who goes around and presents anybody who's a kid presents for free.
That's not very capitalist of them.
That's not in their lane.
Santa's a sucker to them.
Well, there's probably been a lot of stuff written about, I don't know, Santa Claus and capitalism, but I think it's actually pretty smart.
You invent this, like, hero who gives away presents to every child, and in order to actually, like, realize that heroic act, you are forced to buy goods and services, or, you know, with money.
Hold on, I know we have a lot of listeners who are children.
Santa Claus is not made up.
Santa Claus is very real.
Just a little disclaimer.
Santa Claus is a white man.
I didn't say that.
I never said that.
Santa Claus is racist.
I might have thought that.
But yeah, so just think about that.
We're not going to like shit on Santa Claus here, okay?
My kid listens to every episode.
It's interesting what you were saying about this myth of Santa Claus because, Alexander, you were saying Because actually, I do a History as a Weapon series on Antifada, and the next one is going to be about these sort of, I won't go Jungian, right, but there is something in our collective psyche that spans time, that there's this vision of a utopia of consumption without production.
Big Rock Candy Mountain is like that, and in a sense, Santa is like that, and it acts as this sort of safety valve, right, in a world where there is Artificial scarcity, you know, of almost everything.
It's this one moment out of the entire year where people can do almost like a like a potlatch.
They can just give and the amount that you give to other people is actually the sign of prestige as opposed to how much you actually consume and accumulate for yourself.
So I think it does a lot of sort of collective psychological work for us in Western culture.
to have this character and have this moment, you know, that is quasi non-capitalist.
You know, it's about this festival of consumption and a world without scarcity.
Yeah, that's very interesting.
It's also possible that, I think it's possible that Clement Clarke-Carnell is also a socialist or actually an ultra-left communist who just has a left communist critique of Antifa and is using the motif of a communist Santa to show how Antifa has a tendency to attack the proletariat, other elements of the proletariat, instead of attacking the capitalist state itself.
Oh, also very interesting.
Are you always this generous, or is it just the holiday spirit?
It's just a fun poem.
I don't know.
I can't be too offended.
It's like, it's like the Christmas poem equivalent of Salo, you know, the famous Italian film.
You watch it to be horrified and you read this to just feel something different.
Yeah, yeah.
A Hundred Days of Sodom.
So, in true right-wing fashion, in true, like, uh, meat-headed, violent cop fashion, uh, there is an afterword that just drops the playful, like, children's story, uh, and it's, uh, it's very interesting.
I'm just gonna run through it here.
Strange thing, though, if the idiot college kids and the others who participated in the melee took time to rub two of their brain cells together, they would have quickly learned that the, quote, Nazis they were desperately looking for were right next to them, with them, and behind them, wearing bandanas, kerchiefs, and black clothes, goading them to act, but they were too stupid to know it.
George Orwell predicted and knew all about the birth of the Antifa movement long before it was actually formed.
Orwell, in his famous books, 1984 and Animal Farm, maybe people haven't heard of those, we'll go on to explain what they are right here, wrote about doublespeak, thought control, and how to manipulate people into action or inaction through fear and coercion.
Antifa, which allegedly means anti-fascist, is in fact the epitome, the definition of fascism itself.
Strong-arm violence and intimidation by lawless groups seeking to impose their will on the silent majority.
The silent majority with a fucking published magazine, you know.
I haven't seen it in stores.
So this is this is a meme right here.
This is a very common meme that God, if George Orwell could see what the left is doing today on CNN, he would be spinning in his grave.
Be absolutely horrified.
Do I do I have to make?
The point on the podcast that I've made like hundreds of times on Twitter and our podcast that George Orwell was literally anti-fascist.
He was literally anti-fascist.
He literally went to Spain to fight in the international brigades.
A bunch of Marxists in order to fight.
Anyways, I'm sure you're listeners now.
Isn't that weird?
It's so bizarre that they use him every once in a while for that.
As this totem of You guys know this guy was right, so we're gonna go ahead and say he's on our side.
But if you do any type of research at all, it backfires in your face.
I don't know, I would love to see some, um, some sort of strategy where they try to use, like, John Brown for, like, anti-racism.
For, like, to push, like, racism, you know?
Well, I don't know, I think they love it because there's a lot of language, like there's a lot of, I don't know, movement of language going on right now, you know, in terms of like what's politically correct or how the culture is changing.
And an easy way to, like, criticize changing social norms is just to say that, oh, it's doublespeak.
It's just to say that, oh, you know, that's Orwellian language to say that tolerance means I have to serve gay people.
God, George Orwell would not like this one bit.
Which in itself is doublespeak.
Like, in order to do this, they are performing doublespeak to, you know, to do it.
But yeah, anyways.
I don't think they know it, though.
Yeah, anti-fascism is fascism is literally doublespeak.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
And also, Dr. Seuss, I don't know if he was like a socialist or anything, but a lot of his books have these egalitarian themes.
He was a refugee from Nazi Germany.
And like Horton Hears the Who has this kind of concept of like a forgotten minority group who's being destroyed by.
I forgot.
I haven't read these books since I was a kid.
But there's like the Great Butter Battle, which is clearly anti-war.
And the Lorax.
The book about the turtle.
And the turtle is obviously Hitler.
I mean, Dr. Seuss was also an anti-fascist.
He also put out like a series of comics that were like that were actually about the genocide happening in Germany.
Painting America as like somebody turning, you know, turning their backs to what's actually the atrocities happening over there.
What's funny, though, is like that same thing has happened to where they have painted like Hitler.
I'm sorry.
They have painted doctrines of somebody who was like pro-Hitler, even though he was very anti-Hitler and was like very pro-American.
American involvement in the war to the point where like my my my daughter's mom who's a preschool teacher was like hey like they wanted to like Dr. Seuss day but I couldn't remember is he like a racist or not and I was like no he's cool like don't worry like rock with it it's fine she's like okay cool because I want you to like say something or not but it's it's working like saying that Dr. Seuss is a racist is working
Well, I think he probably was a racist to some degree, but he also, like, did have anti-Nazi, pro-refugee comics.
He didn't put out racist comics.
He put out, like, he might have been, like, in his personal life or whatever, I don't know that part of him, but his, like, comics themselves and his, like, illustrations themselves weren't, like, inherently racist.
They were actually, like, you know, pro, like, you know, they're pro-Jew, like, basically, to sum it up.
I read that, because I looked up if it's true that anyone has ever called Dr. Seuss racist, because that's what it says in the poem, and apparently he did have, like, some anti-Asian racial caricatures in, like, his very early stuff, but he grew out of that.
They were in the same comics that were, like, um, they were in the same comics that were, uh, the World War II comics, where he did definitely portray Japanese soldiers in their very racist caricature.
A very common thing at the time.
I mean, not something you should celebrate, but Dr. Seuss wouldn't be worse than most other comics doing, like, American war propaganda, essentially.
Yeah, and this is just, it's so mad.
This afterword here is just so mad, and it keeps going, and then it talks about, I think, probably the best part here, the most pertinent part is, Lost in the anonymity of the crowd, people will resort to whatever they can get away with.
Mad dogs and mobs can sense indecision and weakness.
So, once again, these are these wussy, coddled, just total wimp antifas who are actually mad dogs and mobs of crowds who will strip you limb from limb if you allow them to.
This is such a cop vision of humanity, right?
Totally.
I mean, this is, I'm not sure if these people end up being cops or if cops, you know, start to gain this worldview.
I'm sure it's some combination thereof, but like, man, to think of humanity in such a bleak fucking way is just, it's depressing.
It's horrifying.
Another passage here is, the only way to defeat these savages is to fight fire with fire.
Good can and must be allowed to defeat evil, but kind words and kisses are no match for strong arm violence and lawlessness.
So these Antifa twig boys are strong arming the public with violence.
And we've talked about this a lot on the show.
A lot of these memes and a lot of these screeds and a lot of these delusions that are in the mind of the right wing do just seem to exist in order to justify a future.
future acts of violence against minority or left groups.
They just serve to like offer justification in the mind of people willing to commit acts of violence.
Because if you've been told by the police or by Andy Ngo or whatever, that Antifa is a violent, ruthless mob, you know, attacking women and children, then of course you're justified in, quote, defending yourself from them.
When I see this overheated rhetoric, and I thought again about it reading this, it makes me wonder if these fucking ghouls realize the sort of hatred that they're inciting and the real consequences of it, because you're right.
This is the sort of rhetoric and this is the sort of scaremongering that leads to horrific, horrific things like pogroms and attacks on marginalized people.
And honestly, not to get too crazy with it, but shit like civil strife and street warfare when you dehumanize people to this extent.
And I will also say, I don't want to be I don't want to go too deep on this too, but the way that Antifa is described in this, right, being on the one hand very weak and kind of a feat and devious on the one hand, but also being super powerful and strong and dangerous on the other, is a classically anti-Semitic trope.
It is like structurally anti-Semitic because that's exactly how Yeah.
you know, in classic anti-Semitic propaganda going back 130 years, the Jews are, you know, on the one hand powerless, but also most powerful.
Yeah.
So Antifa, they're trying to do the same thing essentially with, you know, a loose network of individuals all across the country.
And it's fucking scary.
Oh, yeah.
It's horrifying.
And talk about doublespeak right here.
This passage, I mean, it's explicit calls for violence is already like, you know, offensive and worrisome enough.
Uh, But just the doublespeak here of, well, Antifa's doing violence for no reason.
They're not responding to any other acts of aggression.
They're not defending themselves from anybody, but since they are doing violence, then we're forced to do some violence against them.
And it's just, I mean, I don't know how a sensible person can look at, like, what, quote, Antifa has done, which is, you know, giving a black eye to a couple, like, fascist collaborators, versus what Like the state police have done, you know?
State, state police forces have done, and think that Antifa is the one who started it.
Yeah, they spell it out pretty explicitly.
They say the only way to defeat the Saudis is to fight fire with fire, and then they explain that the fire is, uh, strong-arm violence and lawlessness.
Yeah.
Nobody hates the law more than a cop.
Yep.
That's true.
Yeah.
Very true.
Also, if there are any of those Trust Fund Antifas out there, I just want to stress that there is no limit for the Minion Death Cult Patreon or the Antifata Patreon.
If you guys want to go ahead and kick us down some cash, we're good with that.
We will gladly take that Trust Fund Antifas.
100%.
Trust Fund Antifans, you know where we're at.
Yeah, we'll kick you down a shirt.
We'll figure something out.
We'll set up a private, what do you call it, one of those sessions called auditing session with you.
Yeah.
In our welcome center in Los Angeles.
Daddy needs some tight pants.
Yeah.
Okay, so moving on here, I'm going to read from a very interesting article.
Okay, this article comes from, again, 2017.
I guess we're going back to that year, but it recently came across my desk and it's just so wonderful and I had to share it.
I think the listener will enjoy it.
This is an article from the National Catholic Register.
Which I believe was also covered recently on this show.
I don't remember what we were talking about, Tony.
Do you remember what that was?
We were just on the National Catholic Register.
No, you're getting NCR confused with MCR and you were talking about the reunion.
Oh, yeah.
You were just really excited.
You personally, Alexander, was very excited about the My Chemical Romance reunion.
That band I love that I'm not two years old to be super into.
Yeah, that ban you're very, very into and you're going to spend a lot of money to go see them.
That's what you're thinking of.
But no, NCR, yeah, they did come up recently.
Okay, cool.
The article, the headline is, Bernie Sanders says Christians need not apply for public office.
So, wow, this is, like, shocking stuff.
Need not apply.
He said that?
That's insane.
Even if he was, you know, even if he is anti-Christian, it's incredible that he would evoke, like, you know, Jim Crow-era language to describe this thing.
You'd think that he would know enough to know how bad that would sound regardless.
But no, apparently, I mean, this headline, Bernie Sanders says Christians need not apply for public office.
Which again like it's supposed to like make people mad but it got me really stoked.
We killed Jesus and we'll do it again?
Before I even read the article I sent him five bucks just right then and there.
The sub headline is... 99% of the political offices are held by 1% of the Christians.
We must stop it immediately.
I propose a public office for all Jews program, which I will implement in my first days of office.
Vote Bernie Sanders.
A stunning anti-christian stance taken by Democrats.
This is written by somebody named Matthew Archbold.
This isn't only unconstitutional, it's scary.
It seems like you can add public office to the list of jobs Christians are no longer allowed to do, which already includes baker, photographer, wedding planner, as well as others.
Which is so fucking false, like, that's, like, every wedding photographer is a Christian.
Every single one.
Like, they're all, they're all, like, I don't know if you have Instagram, but every single one is, like, a wedding photographer.
It's crazy.
Um, I like how it's a baker, photographer, wedding planner, as well as others.
Uh, and there's no like hyperlinks to any, anything to explain what he's talking about.
We all kind of know, right?
You know, the, the gay couple tried to make, uh, those Christians bake a cake of like pedophilia on it.
And the Christians were like, no, we do not believe in pedophilia because we are good Christians.
And the gay couple said, well, that's the way things are now and there's nothing you can do about it.
There was that other thing that happened in Arkansas where, you know, three men walked in and they wanted a wedding cake for all three of them and their dog to get married.
And the woman said, no, no, we don't do that at this at this bakery.
And then the guys are like, well, this is America now, bitch, and shot her in the face, and then they won the lawsuit.
This is what America's come to.
And now they own the bakery.
Now they have the bakery.
And that's not only unconstitutional, but that's... it's scary.
During a confirmation hearing for Russell Vought, who is President Trump's nominee for Deputy Director of the Office of Management and Budget, Senator Bernie Sanders had some harsh words relating to a piece Vought wrote, a piece defending his alma mater.
Once again, I feel like I'm going crazy reading these articles from Minion Death Cult.
Because there's just like missing syntax or weird phrases.
Wheaton College, a Christian institution for firing a professor who expressed solidarity with Muslims.
Okay, let me read that again.
Jesus Christ.
Senator Bernie Sanders had some harsh words relating to a piece Vought wrote a piece defending his alma mater, Wheaton College, a Christian institution for firing a professor who expressed solidarity with Muslims.
Okay, so Russell Vaughn defended his alma mater for firing a professor who stood with Muslims.
Okay.
In that piece, he wrote, quote, Muslims do not simply have a deficient theology.
They do not know God because they have rejected Jesus Christ, his son, and they stand condemned.
Right?
So you can't have a job here because you're a Muslim and you've been condemned by our God.
Sanders took issue with that saying quote in my view the statement made by Mr. Vought is indefensible It is hateful.
It is Islamophobic and it is an insult to over a billion Muslims throughout the world During his harsh questioning.
I'm just waiting for him to say like you're not allowed to be You're not allowed to be deputy director of the office and management budget because you're Christian During his harsh questioning of Vought, he pressed him on whether he believed his comments on Islam were Islamophobic.
"'Are you suggesting that all those people stand condemned?' he asked angrily.
"'What about Jews?
Do they stand condemned too?' Vought attempted to answer, saying, "'Senator, I am a Christian.'" But Sanders interrupted.
just didn't care.
I understand that you are a Christian, but this country is made up of people who are not just, I understand that Christianity is the majority religion.
He said, but there are other people who have different religions in this country and around the world.
In your judgment, do you think that people who are not Christians are going to be condemned?
Uh, clearly uncomfortable.
Vought attempted to clarity that he believes that quote, all individuals are made in the image of God and are worthy of dignity and respect, regardless of their religious beliefs.
Except for being... That's in the Constitution.
Yeah, except for being a professor at your alma mater, apparently.
You can't do that and sympathize with Muslims.
Then, after a little more blustering and posturing, Sanders stunningly concluded, I would simply say, Mr. Chairman, that this nominee is really not someone who is what this country is supposed to be about.
Amazingly, Senator Chris Van Holland of Maryland added, I'm a Christian, but part of being a Christian in my view is recognizing that there are lots of ways that people can pursue their God.
No one is questioning your faith.
It's your comments that suggest a violation of the public trust in what will be a very important position.
So, I don't know.
I mean, there's only one more paragraph here.
Now, to be clear, nobody is suggesting that he's treated anybody poorly.
There's no allegation that he treated anyone of any religion improperly.
So what we have here is two senators berating a would-be public servant for holding what's a pretty mainstream Christian view.
To repeat, this is for heading the Office of Management and Budget, which doesn't have a whole lot to do with theology.
What we're seeing here is a position being taken by numerous senators that Christians need not apply for public office.
Okay, there's the quote.
There it is.
Because being a Christian who believes that Jesus is the sole road to salvation makes you unfit for office.
This is nothing short of stunning.
Totalitolerance is the new tolerance, and diversity means, quote, fall in line or else.
This writer must have been reading Orwell.
A couple things I need to just point out about this article.
First of all, it comes from a Catholic website, which just kind of shows where American Christianity and Catholicism is now at this point.
Where if you go back to the 60s and 70s, first of all, in the 60s and 70s, as far as American Christians were involved, Muslims didn't exist, and the worst people in the world were Catholics.
And like JFK being elected was a huge fucking deal and they try to like smear him as like some sort of like heathen for being Catholic.
Second of all, I live in a town in California called Redlands, California, which is... These things have been really... It's really been really difficult for me lately because I went to my kid's holiday program, which I was like shocked that was only Christmas songs.
Now they didn't say Jesus in the songs but they were only Christmas songs.
Comes to find out Redlands is one of the only cities in California and one of the only cities in America that allows public schools to do only Christmas songs during the holiday program.
And then today I was walking downtown Walking downtown where they have a speaker system set up now, where they play exclusively Christmas songs.
Not just Christmas songs, not secular Christmas songs, but ones exclusively about Christmas.
And this is only because, turns out, our city council and our mayor and everything else is extremely Christian.
Um, yeah.
Which allows these wild-ass things to happen, and um, I kind of, I knew it was bad, you know, because I do go to city council meetings every once in a while, and I am like loosely involved, whatever, but I didn't realize how fucking bad it was until I went to the program and was walking down the street and I heard Jesus coming over the loudspeakers.
I'm like, yeah, Christians need not apply.
You're fucking shit up.
Um, yeah, Redlands is... Do you live in that town from...
Is that the town from Edward Scissorhands?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, basically.
Yeah, it kind of is.
When we talk about Catholics, you know, you mentioned JFK and how, you know, controversial Catholicism has been in the past.
You know, oftentimes when you think of theocracy in the United States, we think of these, you know, Southern Baptist megachurch ministers, these Protestants.
But there is something unique about right-wing Catholicism that's like uniquely perverted and fucking gross and fucked up.
And as I think about it, I think it's because Catholicism has, like, an international hierarchy.
It's global.
You know, it's global, exactly, thanks.
You know, it's like, there are conspiracy theories around it.
People do call people papists because they literally do have, like, a network across the entire world that they actually can influence and, like, hold power, as they have for, like, 1,500 years in various different ways.
So, like, left-wing Catholicism can be really beautiful, but right-wing Catholicism?
Holy shit, that's fucking scary, man.
And you're being very generous by saying left-wing Catholicism can be beautiful.
Oh no, I'm not anti-religion per se.
I think that actually some really nice, like you were referring to liberation theology, you know, I think that's all well and good and, you know, certainly in Latin America and South America, you know, during those times, there are a lot of good people doing some good work.
And the Catholic Worker.
Totally.
The Catholic Worker too.
Totally.
I just grew up in the Catholic Church and so even like the most liberal Catholics are still got a ways to go.
But yeah, you're right though.
There is some good work happening and I don't want to necessarily smear like feeding the homeless.
Let me jump in and make clear what I was talking about, because I wasn't talking about merely just Christian good works, but what this international, authoritarian, hierarchical, right-wing Catholic Church, which is global, was doing in the 1950s, 60s, 70s, and 80s, where they were trying to suppress priests and lay people within the Catholic Church who were trying to combine Marxism, essentially, with Catholicism.
I'm not talking about the do-good liberal Catholic priest that lives in your small town.
I'm talking about actual radicals who are helping to organize peasants and often hiding arms for them as they try to do guerrilla combat against the Contras and shit.
Okay, let's get into comments here.
The comments are pretty good.
This was posted into the Drain the Swamp Facebook group, as well as the QAnon, one of the QAnon Facebook groups I'm in.
And just, yeah, it got a real good response.
Bernie Sanders said Christians need not apply for public office.
Shirley Savaglio says, kiss my big white patriot ass, Bernie.
Shirley clearly doesn't know anything about Millennials because I'm down, Shirley.
I'm fucking down.
Shirley Savaglio confirmed pog.
Shirley, I will do more than kiss that ass.
All right.
Not allowed to be horny on this show, Tony.
That's a new rule, and I'm going to have to think about my future on the show.
But yeah.
yeah Shirley is definitely a patriotic ass white girl uh John Reed says go pound sand you nasty communist semite which Damn, the hundred days that shook the world is over.
So I my brain is like so fundamentally damaged by the internet that I thought this was already like the Bernie is anti-semitic thing coming up because you know he's friends with Ilhan Omar or Linda Sarsour or he has like a modicum of sympathy for Palestinians.
So I thought this, I read this quickly and thought he was calling him an anti-Semite and then I remembered, oh no, he's just calling him a Jew.
Just calling him a Semite.
Beverly Roberts posted this into the QAnon Follow the White Rabbit group.
And Nutsin Torkoal.
Definitely a real name.
Careful you don't Torkel your Knutson when you're riding your bike.
Knutson, K-N-U-T-S-O-N, Knutson Torkel says, I want to say so many bad words for Jews at this, but won't.
Oh, thank you, Nutson.
You're a good person for not using those awful slurs.
Thank you for your reservation.
That's called self-discipline.
It's called tact, okay?
Yeah, I love this.
I want to say so many bad words for Jews at this, but won't.
But I won't do it.
There aren't even that many bad words about Jews.
There's like one or two or three or four or five.
I mean, that's what you, the common, you know, not anti-Semite, would think.
They're like nuts and torkels, like, I want to say so many bad words for Jews at this but won't.
So here's just one and it starts with a K.
I'll limit it.
One's allowed.
Sonny Nix says about Bernie, he's just another antichrist trying to get into office as president so he can destroy America and make it part of the one world order and one world religion, the beasts of revelations.
You know how the Bible talks about all those antichrists.
Yeah, he's just another in a long string of Antichrists trying to bumble their way into office.
The real reason we haven't actually had an Antichrist in office yet is because of Three Stooges Syndrome, where they all try to get in the Oval Office at once, and they bump heads, and they get stuck in a doorway, and that thwarts them for at least one term.
If anybody's seen The Omen, which is about the Antichrist, please just tell me Pete Buttigieg is not the fucking Antichrist, if there's any out there, okay?
Doing the High Hopes dance, screaming, it's all for you, Pete!
Honestly, though, calling him the Antichrist is really just Obama erasure, and I don't like that.
Antichrist can be of many different colors and persuasions and ethnicities speak many different languages.
Yeah, I mean, the Antichrist supposedly will be beloved, right?
And, what, Bernie Sanders has the highest approval rating of anybody in office right now?
I just love that, like, he's just another Antichrist.
Like, I'm picturing... I'm picturing... Nothing special here, folks.
Yeah, I'm picturing, like, a Ronald Reagan looking at the Antichrist and saying, here you go again.
I, sir, knew Beelzebub, and you are no Beelzebub.
I love like the whole like Antichrist speak because I mean I'm not I'm like not you know a believer in what the Antichrist would be or anything but like if there were to be an Antichrist like it's like come on.
Be a big deal.
Obviously Donald Trump.
Okay.
Like that's pretty obvious like that's like charismatic like people like him for some reason I mean but it's way better when he's you know ethnic.
Well, you know, I don't know if he's the Antichrist or not, but I'm going to vote for Sanders-Levay 2020 for sure.
Yeah, and I just love, I love the phrase so much.
He's just another Antichrist.
And because it's like, it sort of betrays how, like, little these people give even their own insane thoughts.
Like, how much credence they even give themselves.
Like, the Antichrist would be a pretty big deal, right?
She's already accepted that her words are absolutely meaningless.
Just another apocalypse upon us.
Reminds me of in Jesus Christ Superstar when Judas is singing about Jesus, but it has to be in this kind of like rock and roll like, you know, kind of distant ironic way.
And he's like, they think Jesus is so cool.
He's not that cool.
Last comment here and this you know every now and then I get a challenging comment And I really do appreciate it, and I believe this is going to be one of those Rosalie Dawson says ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I think you need to talk that over with Almighty God because He is the Sovereign God of Israel and America.
Believe it or not, end parentheses, space, hyphen, the United States of America is one nation under Almighty God, period.
Socialism, hyphen, progressive, hyphen, communism will not rule in America, period.
God said it, hyphen, I believe it, that settles it.
AOC and hyphen, the squad of five will fall with you.
Father God left us letters, a book of instructions.
If you don't read it, You're not going to know what's going on.
The Bible, hyphen hyphen, is the answer, slash, not the car, hyphen, on.
I like how Sanders is just another antichrist and the Bible apparently is just, you know, some letters from God.
It's nice.
That's it, yeah?
Like a whole, like a hallmark, uh, a series of hallmark, uh, cards from God to you.
Dear humans, how was your day?
Raining here in heaven.
Which, like, not to be that guy, but isn't that, like, there is a book in the Bible that is supposed to basically be letters from God.
And I think it's basically, like, Psalms is basically just, like, all inspired letters from God.
And it's like, that already exists.
That's not the whole thing.
Like, what do you... At least get your shit correct.
At least try.
Isn't one of those erotica?
Yeah, the Song of Songs, right?
Most of them are erotica.
God's been horning on Maine.
Yeah, Psalms is real horny.
The only letter from God I acknowledge is the Dear John letter he wrote us, I don't know, about two millennia ago when he stopped giving a shit.
We did a podcast, The Violet Wanderers, and they had a game where you had to pick whether it was a porno or a psalm.
And it was actually hard.
It was actually difficult because that's how horny psalms are.
And you're wondering, like, why did Rosalie bring up the car apostrophe on when Bernie Sanders is, like, you know, Jewish?
Like, everybody has been yelling at him in the rest of this thread.
And it's because he's the Antichrist, right?
He's also the Antichrist.
And the god of Islam is the moon god, which means the devil.
So that is who Muslims worship.
They worship the devil, which is the moon god.
And since Bernie Sanders is the Antichrist, ipso facto, he's Islamic.
I wonder how like, I don't know, it's one of those things, I know it's just like semantics and we know these things, but how bummed some Christians would be if they were to actually kind of get a little bit of education on the Quran?
Like, just like a little bit.
They would be so bummed if they realized, like, no, like, they're talking about, like, the same God.
It's just like, it's the other main players they have disputes about.
Like, I don't know.
The Qur'an's so generous when it comes to, like, nah, Jesus was like, he was a person.
He was like, he existed.
He was cool.
He was fine.
But he wasn't like, like, Jesus was like one of the peripheral characters in Wu-Tang.
You know?
Like, he was like Redman.
Like, Redman's very important, but he's not part of Wu-Tang.
But he was a prophet, right?
In Islam?
Exactly!
He was just like Redman.
He was a prophet, but wasn't part of Wu-Tang.
He wasn't part of, like, the grand caste, but he was a prophet, yeah.
So, like, the Old Testament is, like, 36 chambers, and then the New Testament in Christianity is, like, how high?
And ODB died for our sins.
Yes, ODB is Jesus for sure.
But you know who doesn't think Jesus is a prophet, even a little bit, is the Jews.
Facts.
Jews do not think too much about Jesus.
I think it says like Jesus was a clout chaser and that's all he was.
Actually, um, there is like one Talmudic, uh, maybe one or two, like, texts that refer to Jesus.
I don't know if it's the Talmud or whatever, but like ancient Jewish scripture.
And, uh, one is just like, yeah, there's this wizard named Moses.
He does magic tricks and people think he's the Messiah, but he's not.
So don't worry.
Which is way cooler.
I'm way more down for just Wizard Jesus.
Oh yeah, he was clearly a wizard.
We've been led to believe that Jesus wasn't white because he was born in the Middle East or whatever, but actually once he used to be non-white, but then when he resurrected he came back as Jesus the white.
Yeah.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
This is what Mormonism believes.
They believe that Jesus came to America, fought off some, like, goblin giants, and became a blue-eyed white man in Kansas or whatever.
He fought the Balrog and came back as white Jesus.
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