98 - Joe Biden Can Hug Me Any Day... AND My Child (feat. Beep Beep Lettuce)
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The first one is...
One of the more frustrating, I don't know, phenomena we've seen on this show because it relates directly to the hypocrisy we see among the Democrats and the liberal voting base.
And of course, we are talking about Joe Biden not being canceled.
Joe Biden is not canceled?
I think the Dems just got a lifetime subscription to him.
It just automatically renews itself.
He is in fact syndicated now.
He hasn't even announced his candidacy yet and they're just all in.
We are of course talking about Lucy Flores and a few other women I believe at this point in time who have come forward and said that Joe Biden's constant petting and kissing and groping has made them feel slightly uncomfortable over the years.
It's a weird thing to do, honestly.
Yeah.
It's so fucking weird.
I mean, I figure both Chris and Brent, I figure both you guys have seen just like the highlight reel of Biden's handsy nature.
But if you, the listener, have not seen it, please just go look it up.
Type in Creepy Joe on YouTube and just watch everything this motherfucker has done over the last, you know, I don't know, what is that like just the last six years?
yeah if not more like way more than that uh Jon Stewart um brought it up in like 2005 oh wow he was like talking about how creepy Joe Biden was and how he's always like kissing little girls on the mouth and shit yeah that's what's weird about it is like nobody had to come forward like the footage came forward itself he did this Everyone knows this.
I don't know why it's a thing right now.
Yeah.
I mean, unless you have like face blindness and can't like discern any emotions on a person and be like, Oh, these women are all displaying the emotion, extremely uncomfortable.
And you're like, Oh, that's normal.
That's how everyone reacts when I touch them.
Unless you're that obtuse or, you know, that unable to, to grok people's facial expressions.
Like it's all there.
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but when, um, when, especially when a woman, uh, like kind of.
Kind of creeps back and kind of like, you know, retracts themselves from you.
It's because they're fighting the urge to do the exact opposite, right?
Right.
They're playing hard to get, I think.
Yeah.
That's the universal reaction of like, I am very horny right now.
Yeah, exactly.
To recoil means you're horny.
Well, you lean back really hard into the arms that he's wrapped around you.
So it's like a mixed signal, you know?
He's, you know, we on this podcast have been saying Joe Biden's a creep for, you know, as long as we've been doing it.
Because in these videos, he's legit, like, stroking the faces of girls and women, which is something I thought only people did when they were witches.
Or like dying lovers did to each other, you know?
Like I've never seen a normal person stroke the face of somebody else.
Or like a cartoon villain.
Yeah, it's like there's like a thought bubble above his, an implicit thought bubble above his head that says, my pretty.
Yeah, yeah.
You know there's a bit of them that's just like checking for skin quality.
It's just seeing how... How elastic is this?
How will this look roasted?
Oh, I thought you meant like how well are they moisturizing?
Yeah, that too.
Like we're we're not really gonna go into all the comments calling Lucy Flores a liar or a whore or a racist.
Which is really interesting.
I'm sorry?
Yeah, wait, come again?
So I can't remember her name, but a former Bernie Sanders, not a Bernie Sanders staffer, but somebody who worked for Our Revolution, you know, which was like coordinating with the Bernie Sanders campaign.
Somebody who worked for Our Revolution She's a black woman who said some gnarly shit about immigration on her personal Facebook page and then got fired By Our Revolution who Lucy Flores also worked for so then she went on Fox News recently to call Lucy Flores a liar and a racist for firing her for
Posting on her own Facebook page that if we're locking up black men, then hell yeah we should lock up illegal immigrants.
Oh, no.
Wait, what?
I think it's one of those dumb, like, takes where it's like, you know when guys are like, well, if women can hit men, then I want to be able to hit women, too, instead of being like, nobody should hit anyone?
Like, these weird, like, oh, how about we make things equal by spreading shitty things around equally to all genders or races or whatever?
Yeah, equal rights, equal plights.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
It's that whole, like, you know, hey, let's not focus on the immigrants who are starving people in America.
It's just that same mentality, but, you know, we get to put that sweet, sweet, sweet racial tension on it.
And it's the same sentiment of, you know, well, cops shoot white people too.
Who cares?
It's like, well, you don't care either way.
What?
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, hey, my people get killed.
I don't worry about it.
You should not care.
Everyone dies.
Yeah, it's like, what?
Is it like just taking the black pill on everything?
Yeah, she's also a Fox News contributor.
Like, she's always on Fox News.
Neat.
Yeah.
Very cool.
But we're not, you know, I just wanted to illustrate that that is a common sentiment among, not the racist thing, but just, you know, calling Lucy Flores a liar, or saying, oh, she works for Bernie Sanders, you know, this is like a...
you know a ploy from Russia or whatever like we're not going to go into those comments because they're just like not very funny and you can also just see them on any comment section you want like go to the Rolling Stone post on Facebook for those type of comments.
Just search on Twitter for Lucy Flores and you'll you'll get it.
Check our politics.
And it's just you know It's a total slap in the face to, like, the Me Too movement and just every other woman who's come forward, but, you know, especially Lucy Flores.
And I just want, I think we should just say that, like, for all we indict the right, you know, and I guess Democrats, you know, we're counting them centrist for this argument, but for all that we, you know, claim the right are hypocrites or the right don't care about women or whatever, I mean, neither do the Democrats when it comes to their favorite, you know, Uncle Joe or whatever.
Oh, definitely not.
It's so wild, though.
I just love, like, the only... being, you know, self-aware of getting that money, the only way that you can, like, make a claim that being critical of Joe Biden is racist is, like, if you're, you know, a black woman on Fox News.
That's the only way you can make that claim at all.
Yeah, because you're like, oh, people won't call me out.
Well, that way you have an audience, too, because any other audience is like, fuck it, what do you mean?
Joe, what the fuck?
Joe Biden.
That's the only way you can call a non-black person racist on Fox News if they're a Democrat.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
We're also not going to go into, like, all the comments comparing Biden favorably to Trump.
Because that's like the largest representation I saw just in passing.
Well, um, at least he didn't grab women by the pussy, you know, which I don't know, you know, we don't know if he did, did that or didn't.
Uh, but you know, we've been making the less... Probably did.
Probably did.
I'm willing to say that too.
I would, I'm a, I'm a gambling gal.
I'll give you a 10 to one odds that he raped many people.
It'll come out and I promise it.
I'm honestly surprised that it's only the, you know, the quote, touching or petting or kissing allegations because, like, I thought he was just gonna get MeToo'd for, you know, date rape or sexual coercion before, you know, before March ended or whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm literally shocked it hasn't happened yet.
I mean, in those people's defense, like, March went by real fast.
It is a short month, yeah.
Yeah, but I mean, there's still a lot of time left.
Maybe when he formally announces, or even makes an exploratory committee.
He hasn't even taken that step yet.
He doesn't have to.
We're doing the Exploring Forum.
We're telling you, no, no, you can literally grope people and still make it happen.
Don't waste money on that research.
Listen, I wasn't groping.
I was doing an exploratory committee over her body.
I hadn't started one yet so I had to do all my exploratory shit personally.
Her body was a wonderland and I had to explore it.
I was seeing, you know, what do they call that?
Like when you get people in a room to see how they respond to an advertisement or whatever?
Focus group?
Yeah.
I was doing a focus group to see how her shoulder blades responded to my grip.
I don't know.
The impartial judge, me, said she loved it.
But that's the biggest representation of, like, contrarian comments about Joe Biden is just, well, he's not as bad as Trump.
Or, like, we have this awful, you know, pedophile guy who fantasizes about his own daughter or whatever in office.
How are you going to complain about Joe Biden?
And I think it's, you know, we've been doing the lesser of two evil argument for a while, but like, I honestly never thought we'd be arguing about the lesser of two molesters.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
The bar is so fucking low right now.
It's insane.
It is.
Yeah, I don't think anyone is like, I can only be mad about one, you know, rich white man in power who mis, you know, appropriates the touch of little girls.
Yeah, like why is it like, oh, you should only care about the worst person I can think of who has power?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you could just be like, why are you so mad about Trump?
You know, he's not Hitler.
Yeah, Bundy exists.
I honestly think it's like, it's just shows how pathetic the Democratic electorate is.
They're just so afraid.
They're so afraid of losing again.
They're so afraid of Trump.
And they're worried about, like, anything that will possibly mess up, you know, a Democratic victory in 2020.
It should be the easiest thing to win.
It should be not that hard to beat Trump.
Yeah, I mean, the thing that frustrates me is that there's liberals who are considering not voting for Joe Biden over this.
Like, obviously, this isn't great, but, like, the guy is the motherfucking, like, architect of the drug bill.
Like, he is the guy who was against school desegregation.
Like, he's old enough to be against school desegregation.
He's literally done nothing good.
And he said recently, I do not apologize for anything I've ever done.
And I think he went on Pod Save America and was like, I never voted for a bill that I didn't support.
Hell yeah, dude.
He's literally being like, check my whole career.
It's all stuff I believe in and support, and I don't apologize.
It's all bangers.
And it's like, oh no, sir.
Well, I don't know if you guys know this, but Green Book is actually loosely based on On his time with Obama.
At the end, he learned that, you know what?
Maybe we should give those Negroes a chance.
He was like, hey, I met this one, and he's so articulate and clean, unlike the others who were inarticulate and dirty.
Well, the thing I like about him is that he not only speaks well, but he's got a terrific jump shot and is a hell of a dancer.
He's got the whole package.
So we're not compromising anything here.
Yeah, he just is out on the White House lawn cleaning his T-Bird and his jean shorts.
Right, that's the thing is like people are shocked that we're somehow, you know, we as a body politic are somehow like construing Biden as a creep when America's favorite meme from like, you know, I don't know when that onion, when those onion articles started, but it was about Joe Biden being a fucking dirtbag on the lawn of the White House.
Yeah, it's always been that.
There's a definite creep element to all those, you know, horny Joe Biden memes or whatever.
No one was like, oh, no one was supposed to be like, oh, this Onion article makes him seem cool.
This cool weird old guy who like watches his car half naked and leers at women is like the cool uncle you wish you had.
But remember that fucked up moment though near the end of his time in the office when there was like a full like Daddy Biden thing.
Like people were, you know, look out.
I saw him give someone daps.
I want that.
I want that old body.
It's the same fucking weirdos who are like gonna vote for Beto.
Yeah, or Buttigieg or whatever.
Butt-edge-edge?
Yeah.
I think is how you're supposed to pronounce it.
The dumbest way you could pronounce that name.
Like the only reason why Beto hasn't gotten in trouble yet is because every girl was like, no, no, I chose to go to that party.
Yeah.
So the first Facebook content we have here is from an account called Union Thugs who has been featured on this show before that I personally have followed for many years and we've talked about how if Union Thugs had a better skull on their bumper sticker I would definitely get a Union Thugs sticker for the back of my car.
But it's just like that generic gas station sticker vending machine skull.
It's like chrome, basically.
It's that thing.
It's full of a bunch of, like, I don't know, died-in-the-wool Democrats.
So they have very bad takes about Trump being a Russian communist and that sort of thing.
Oh, man.
I have 15 friends that like this page.
Oh, interesting.
Time to start deleting them.
Are you sure they're not ironic likes?
It's unclear.
So the first meme I have here from Union Thugs says, Joe Biden hugs and kisses heads because he knows life's too short not to.
And then it's a photo of Joe Biden's son's funeral procession that has been tastefully layered over with impact font.
Labeling Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden's daughter-in-law and granddaughter, Joe Biden's daughter-in-law and granddaughter, and then labeling the casket Joe Biden's son.
That's not what a meme is supposed to do.
Yeah like you describing that meme to me and like really it's sinking in what it was made my brain just go blank for a second.
I was like wait a minute the whole point of those labels is when you label a thing that's not what the picture is.
Yeah.
To create a humorous juxtaposition and make someone laugh or make a funny point.
Not to just make sure you know what's happening.
At least Ben Garrison like has a metaphorical drawing sort of where it's like sword of progress or like shield of political correctness or some shit like it's dumb but it's at least it's like not just completely literal.
No, what I was going to do was replace Joe Biden with me, and then Joe Biden's daughter-in-law and granddaughters with these hoes, and then Joe Biden's son was going to be an Instagram post stating that me and my girlfriend are back together.
You have to comfort your hoes because you're like, I'm going back to my girl now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can't hang out with you anymore.
No, they're all doing it together.
Like I'm just in the background, just like, you know, hugging them.
That's funny.
I'm still smelling their hair, but that's it.
I mean, this, this meme, like the way that this meme is laid out definitely looks like Joe Biden's corpse is jealous of Joe Biden's daughter-in-law and granddaughter for like getting to hug Joe Biden.
Yeah.
His like whole family died in a car accident or something, right?
Um, I think his son died of cancer.
I think this is Beau Biden, whose son, who, uh, who did die of cancer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Beau Biden, this, this son like survived the car crash.
It was like some of his kids died and a couple survived and this one like survived the car crash and then eventually died of brain cancer.
No, um, Beau Biden actually, uh, Joe was, was like in the room getting real high and Beau Biden, uh, fell off of the balcony.
And that's what the song Stairway to Know You in Heaven is about.
Tears in Heaven?
Tears in Heaven, yeah.
I don't know the name of that song.
Stairway to Know You in Heaven.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't know why I'm using it.
What is that?
Tears of a Bird or some shit?
Eric Clapton?
Eric Clapton, yeah.
That one sad song about the guy's son who died?
You know.
Yeah.
That guy sucks.
Yeah.
Shitty person.
They say that Joe Biden acts the same around women as he does around men.
It's just the kind of guy he is.
But I couldn't help noticing that he's hugging his daughter-in-law and granddaughter tightly while Beau is in a closed casket for some reason.
Yeah, is there any footage of him like rubbing men's shoulders or whatever?
I've never seen it.
There's still photos of him embracing men, like in a hug or like a two-handed handshake or whatever.
One of which was edited.
I saw this.
It was like a meme.
It was like, Joe Biden's just a tactile guy.
He just touches everything and everyone and that's how he like experiences the world or whatever.
And one of them had a photoshopped head on it.
The guy he was, like, glad-handing had a photoshopped head on it, and I was trying to remember what the... I can't remember whose head was on it, but it was, like, just a double.
Like, he embraced the same person twice.
They could only find three men he'd embraced, so they photoshopped a fourth man's head on the third guy.
But every time he like hugs a guy it's with that like closed fist like pound the back first thing.
It's like the bro like manly hug.
It's that thing you're not supposed to do when someone's choking anymore because we know more now.
Yeah, the closest thing is that one where he's like sitting next to, uh, I don't know, a state trooper or a cop or something, and he has his left hand on the guy's knee.
Like, it's kind of weird looking.
And the guy's face is like, why is he doing that?
So.
Please stop touching me.
Yeah.
But he's not like rubbing his, like, stiffing his short hair.
The guy was manspreading.
So he was like, you know, trying to also establish dominance by just grabbing that spread, you know?
Oh shit.
He's being woke and being like, put this away, sir.
Women have to walk by.
Don't be spreading.
Um, okay, so let's get into, uh, most of these comments I'm going to get, uh, are from Politico articles or, uh, a post that Kristen shared into the, uh, MDC Facebook group.
So thank you so much, Kristen.
Gotta give her a shout out there.
Uh, this is Minion Death Commandos if you want to join the Facebook group.
Uh, Tracy Busby says, I'm just going to say that Joe Biden can hug me any day.
And then Kelly French replies, me too.
And then Kelly French replies again, and my child.
I don't give a shit what my child wants.
Kelly totally missed how Me Too works.
Yeah, first of all, interesting use of the phrase Me Too.
Yeah, it's amazing that she typed that and was like, Me Too.
Oh yeah, what about?
No, I don't care.
No, this is good.
That's right, that's what I meant.
Me Too supports this, because people like hugs.
Hugs are good.
Scanning for irony.
Nope, none detected.
Continue.
Yeah, I love this.
Fucking take my child, Joe Biden.
Yeah, it's one thing to be like, please hug me and touch my shoulders, I wouldn't care.
I guess if you don't care, live your truth.
But it's like, also my child wants to have a weird hug from you?
No, it's not even my child wants a weird hug, it's I want my child to want a weird hug.
Yeah, like, come on, go give Uncle Joe a hug.
Like I'm picturing a lion tamer putting his head inside the jaws of a lion, but like instead it's a 35 year old donut-lib mother like carefully handing her daughter over to Joe Biden while the whole room looks on anxiously, you know?
Is he gonna smell her or is he just gonna let her go?
Are those jaws gonna snap shut or what?
Is he gonna kiss her on the lips?
This whole thing reminds me strongly of, uh, this comment reminds me of, like, those women who go to R. Kelly concerts and just, like, shout out, like, hey, rape me, R. Kelly!
Is that a thing?
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, it's a thing.
Yeah, I think I've also seen that with Chris Brown, where women are like, oh, he's so hot, he could beat my ass any day.
Oh, yeah.
No, yeah, totally.
Like, there's reels of video evidence of him groping and stroking girls and women, and your aunt is like, hey, he can touch me and my daughter any day.
Yeah, Joe Biden can finger me whenever he feels like it.
I want to fuck this geriatric thousand-year-old corpse.
So I thought therapeutic touch at first was just like human compassion.
You know, like I'm thinking of like nurses in like the 80s who were like the few nurses who were willing to treat AIDS victims and stuff and like how important that was for those folks to have like human contact and that sort of thing.
But no, when she says therapeutic touches like nurses do, she's talking not about nurses, but about Reiki healers.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, that weird energy field thing where you're manipulating shit.
That'd be funny if Joe Biden just started going up to little girls and keeping his hands an inch away from their face and be like... And then only people who are really into reiki would get mad.
He just fucked up that little girl's aura so badly.
Yeah, like, she's like, hey, how do you know that little girl's chakras weren't aligned?
Oh man, you fucked up her chocolate chakras.
This is just the absolute, like, wildest defense of Biden I saw.
Like, no, he's doing energy magic on these women.
I like the idea, though, of, like, nurse's touch, because in that case we can just, like, get him a therapy dog, but not for him to pet, but to let other people pet.
Oh yeah.
Like rather than have to touch and sniff him, the dog can do it for him.
Just go up and lick their face.
It's like the dog is also a bodyguard for all the people who have to meet its owner.
You tell them it's just a friendly dog they have to bring around, but really it's to protect other people from them.
Biden standing three feet away with a boner just smiling and nodding.
The dog knows exactly what smells Biden's looking for and warns the people.
Like, I'm just picturing an office manager getting called into HR for rubbing up on his staff, and he's like, oh no, I was just doing, like, managerial touch therapy on them.
Didn't you, what, did you come to that, like, three-day seminar?
I was using big dick energy to help Karen channel her workflow.
Sue Runyon says, so all the people who liked the hugs that demonstrated his care and encouragement have to do without?
They don't get any more therapeutic touches from Joe Biden.
Like this, this woman is seriously concerned about a prohibition on Biden's kisses.
She's not going to be able to heal these women anymore.
Where is this group of people clamoring to be touched by Joe Biden?
Yeah.
Like just because you can't handle workplace shoulder rubs doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy them responsibly.
Yeah.
It's my favorite part about Wednesday.
I get a free massage from my boss.
The two things they care about are like having weed be legal and having unasked for shoulder massages be legal.
This is like the female incel, right?
Yeah.
Like, just like, no, I need to preserve Biden's innocence so that one day he might touch me.
What's wild is, like, I saw this defense so much.
I saw so many people who were just like, no, like, I like, I like to, like, I'm a physical person.
I'm like a really emotional manager.
Like, I like to hug my employees.
I like to do that.
You know, I like to be around people.
But it's like, so fucking what?
Like, who cares?
The second anybody doesn't want to be, like, close to you, like, they don't have to be.
Like, that's not a hard thing to grasp, but they just don't want to, they want to be like, but what about us?
Then have a conversation and say, hey Joe, feel free to embrace and smell my hair.
All right, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Go for it.
But like, I don't know, maybe the, maybe the surprise element is what's so exciting for them.
Yeah.
Gropey managers, the most oppressed class in America.
Gropers rise up!
Yeah, I just, it's, it's, it's funny to me because like this conversation in my mind isn't even about consent.
It's like beyond that, like as a boss, as a coworker, as a stranger, like you shouldn't even be allowed to ask, ask for a hug.
Yeah, that's true.
Tell that to every person I've ever known.
Yeah, like some, because a lot of those, the video is like when Joe Biden is like swearing someone into the Senate, he's like touching their wife and daughter or something.
So it's like a very creepy power imbalance.
Joe Biden just still thinks Prima Nocte exists.
It's like, well, I'm the vice president.
I get to fuck your wife, right?
He's getting her warmed up a little bit.
Yeah, it's gnarly those videos are gnarly where he's like swearing in senators, and he's like talking to their 12 year old daughter And he's like no you come stand over here come stand by me, and he's like leaning on them while holding the Bible Yeah, those are rough I like now I this is let me finish before y'all like I I fucking wish he would try this shit with my kid like She would lose her goddamn mind.
She would punch him in the throat and be like, no sir, I'm good.
You just give me the candy, you don't have to touch me.
That's it.
She's very comfortable with a throat punch.
You've raised her well.
I'm trying.
She's got a long ways to go.
I've got plenty of time to screw this one up.
James Geist says, Hey, now leave Trump out of this.
You can't judge one and not the other.
Joe is a good, solid, honorable man.
And so is Trump.
Yeah, no, see, that's, that's correct.
Like if you're the kind of person who thinks Joe Biden is a good guy who should be president, then you should also believe that about Trump.
Yeah, totally.
It's logically consistent, at least.
Yeah, the people who are nutcases think Joe Biden is cool and Trump is bad.
Just so you know, radical centrism is just being okay with either party touching girls.
Yeah, it's a libertarian party.
Joe Biden's really a piece of shit because if he was a real gentleman he would have done the math and paid those people.
There's definitely a rate for hair smelling.
Trust me.
Okay, we'll trust you on that.
It's just that Joe Biden couldn't figure out how to use Venmo or follow any e-girls on Twitter, so he has to do it in Meatspace.
There's a premium Snapchat now?
I have to pay for this?
I'm just imagining Joe Biden saying that while holding his reading glasses to his face, holding his phone at arm's length like boomers always do.
Although, actually, isn't Joe Biden actually too old to be a boomer?
Yeah, he's the greatest generation.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Silent generation?
Maybe, yeah.
What is that?
It's like one of the ones before boomers.
I wish that was the silent generation.
Yeah, I think the silent generation is all dead.
That's why they're silent.
Damn.
Okay, Rosanne Dittersdorf said... God, these names can't be real.
Sorry, go ahead.
And she doesn't have to say anything to appear on this show, by virtue of her name alone.
But she does say, and hold on folks.
It would earn pity if Joe Biden doesn't run, and I blame it in this Flores and Bernie who did this.
He has no heart, Sanders, and she's hoes.
Bernie bot, baby.
So sad.
What?
And then, yeah, Martin Branford says, huh?
What?
And then Rosen Dittersdorf clarifies, Martin Brandorf, you know what, dot, I mean, dot, Joe, dot, Biden is the next president.
President.
President.
That's when you're really adept at being a president.
Uh, and then she also says, Bernie and his dot, BERNIEBOT dot did this simply because Biden will win dot get dot it simple dot.
Bernie is not a X-Pamacy rat.
He's a Russian colluder.
What is she going for with Xpekemi?
I really can't parse what that's... See?
I fucking told you.
Well, Tony and I know exactly what she's going for.
Unfortunately.
Having done this show.
Russia Gay is the QAnon for liberals.
Well, it's Demon Rat.
It's Demon Rat, but it's the non-gendered Demon Rat.
It's the liberal, it's the unhinged liberal version of Democrat, where Democrat is a good thing, but you're so mad that you can't type it out, so it turns into Expasemirat.
Oh my god, like that's like, everyone writes it that way?
Like it's, no, this is just, you know, we're just fortunate to glimpse the coining of a new term here.
Wow.
It's just we can tell.
Lizanne's a pioneer.
Because we've seen demon rat a lot, so we know it when we see it.
Yeah, that one I've seen where people who watch Sean Hannity call it the Demon Rat Party or something.
Yeah, or the Demon Racist is another one that I've seen that's really good.
I still like Demon Rat better for Democrat.
Just to be clear, she's saying Bernie is not a Demon Rat, which is bad because I'm a Democrat and I like Joe Biden for being a Democrat, aka Demon Rat.
Well, no, she's not even trying to say demon rat.
She's just trying to say democrat, but she's just fucking crazy.
So it just comes out expasemirat or whatever.
It's just weird to use a variant on, like, rat to describe a party that you like.
I honestly think this is entirely spellcheck.
Like, she just did not spellcheck, and then there's a space between that and rat.
I guess that sometimes when spellcheck doesn't catch a word, it looks that fucked up.
Because it can catch a lot of shit.
Well, if you look at your keyboard... X...
Yeah, that's close.
It checks out, yeah.
The P is all the way on the other side.
Oh yeah, maybe on a phone it's different.
Yeah, she missed the E and then the M-O.
I don't know, it would be really hard.
I don't know what she was going for here.
I believe in Roseanne though, I think she could do it.
I don't fucking trust spellcheck anyways.
The goddamn millennials ruined it.
I tried to text the word sexy earlier as part of a joke, but I put sexed and it didn't autocorrect because that's a fucking word now.
So now someone thought I was calling something sexed.
Boy, that's sexed.
Yep, that's a good word though.
I think that's fine.
I think that's a fine text.
I mean luckily I was literally talking about a piece of bread.
So that worked out in my favor, but I mean it was a sexy piece of bread.
That olive loaf is sexed.
Final comment here from Chet Beamer.
Chet Beamer says, I don't disagree, so to like the original post about how Biden's like a cool guy or whatever.
I don't disagree, but there are lessons here.
I am in my 75th year and have seen a lot of change.
The woman's movement has evolved and advanced many times since I was young.
Men in any kind of authority must ask themselves, what I do to a man what I am about to do to this woman?
No woman you don't know well enough to talk immediately and has not invited you should not be nuzzled, hugged, kissed, approached from behind, breathed on, etc, etc.
We don't have to emphasize body and distance etiquette with men about men.
Why is it so hard to reach men about business etiquette regarding women?
So, I just wanted to put this comment in here because it's a 75 year old retiree living in Florida who has a totally sane take on this.
Yeah, Chet's woke.
Yeah, my man Chet's woke.
He's just getting it.
He's like, wow, there's a lot of change.
I remember when you could just hug and kiss and breathe on women with impunity.
Yeah, then we realized they were people and maybe you should treat them like you do men who you assume are people.
Yeah, I love these kind of like woke old dudes who like get it, but like understand that men his age don't get it.
He's like, listen, I know it seems normal.
Well, you probably thought that way till he was like 60.
Like, can you imagine something you thought for most of your life?
And then we're like, oh, wait a minute.
I probably shouldn't just grab someone's ass in a conference room.
Yeah honestly it's like actually thinking about that is like really destabilizing.
So you know honest props to someone who's able to like after decades of thinking one thing change his mind.
Yeah totally.
It's true like I kind of started to really get it I'll say maybe around 2007.
So if he started to get it around 2007 is like is he still cool?
That was like a lot of time before then.
Yeah, that math checks out.
Okay, so I just wanted to end that segment on a wholesome comment, which we don't often get.
And I think if Chet Beamer, the boomer, can get it, then a lot of other people can as well.
Okay, our next topic revolves around these University of Arizona students who I don't know.
Disturbed a... What would you call it?
Like a fucking propaganda session by the Border Patrol on campus?
I don't know who allowed the Murder Patrol.
Murderers into campus where I pay to be here.
And they allow murderers to be on campus where I pay to be here.
Murderers on campus Murders on campus.
This is supposed to be a safe space for students, but they allow an extension of the KKK into campus.
An extension of the KKK into campus.
I'm sorry, what did I tell you?
Nope, that's okay.
Murder Patrol is here on campus.
This is supposed to be a safe space for students, but we have the Murder Patrol here.
How about you talk about slashing water?
How about you talk about taking the shoes off migrants, letting them walk through the desert barefoot?
How about you talk about all the graves of unidentified folks?
Murder patrol!
Murder Patrol!
Is this when they were supposed to leave or did they, like, cut the thing short or whatever?
They cut it short, yeah.
I see.
Well, they seem triggered.
Yeah, what are these snowflakes doing?
Engage with their content!
Yeah, you should have debated this state here.
Yeah.
You should have asked for a formal debate where you would own the Murder Patrol with logic and facts.
Okay, so we were gonna cover this topic when it happened, but it got sidelined by other stuff.
But I'm glad we're covering it now, but unfortunately it's because the students have been charged.
Oh, good.
That's good.
Yeah, it's because the students have been charged for, like, harassment.
Like, for harassing these poor Border Patrol passers-by who were doing nothing, you know, other than, like, trying to recruit other potential water jug kickers into their ranks.
And this of course has generated a fierce outcry from the sort of free speech on campus people who are extremely concerned with dissenting views being allowed on campus.
And this is like the state coming and arresting people for voicing their opinion on campus.
And of course I'm completely joking.
That hasn't happened at all.
Nobody cares about this on the right except for to laugh at these girls for being arrested by the state for protesting the Border Patrol.
And there's just like a huge distinction here that I want to make.
Like I don't want to kind of get bogged down in like a discussion about free speech or whatever because I think regardless... Which I'm against.
What's that?
Which I'm against.
Well I just like think you know regardless of whether it's free speech or not what these girls did was really cool and good and I think they're awesome and but the distinction that I would like to make Is that these girls weren't, like, kicked out of the room, or kicked out of their school, or punished by the school, etc.
They were actually arrested and charged with crimes by the state.
Which is in- Do you know what they're- Which is in- Do you know what they were charged with?
Yeah, harassment, I think, was the charge.
They're not even yelling.
They're talking in a slightly above normal speaking voice.
Like a projected calm voice.
I've talked about this before, but when brown people speak, no matter what level we're talking at, white people hear us like 20 times that level.
But only like the impact's not there.
Like the threat's there, but they don't actually listen because we're being loud.
They're just like, you're so loud.
Well it's not fair because you guys always have a hype man behind you.
Don't you wish that she had a hype person with her being like, yeah, tell them what it is!
Oh shit!
Yeah, where's her silk to her diamond?
There it is.
This is just like in contrast with every right-wing piece of shit who cried freeze peach after merely not getting a paid speaking gig at some college.
Like, these kids got arrested for speaking.
And this is also in contrast with this specific university, Arizona University's treatment of a man named Brother Dean.
Who for years has been like widely known in the media to hang out on campus with a bullhorn yelling at women how they deserve to be raped.
Yes, I remember that guy.
Yeah, that's a direct quote.
You deserve rape.
He wears a shirt that says it.
He screams it at people.
He tells gay people they're gonna burn in hell.
All on campus, this has all been protected by their supposed free speech rules.
Until he literally kicked a female student in the chest.
And that was when he finally got arrested and removed from campus.
Well the biggest difference between what he was doing and what they're doing is he was doing it under the guise of the Lord.
Those women were sinners.
He was trying to have them repent whereas you know I don't know Border Patrol is nothing but our own personal St.
Peter's.
If they had been like, you're a sinner, you're going to burn in hell for all the evil misdeeds you've done and been totally protected.
But they weren't righteous enough.
Because then she got sued for violation of her religious freedoms.
That's right.
Yeah, this is it's just absurd.
Like Border Patrol is a monstrous organization.
You can read all about the founding of the Border Patrol and their explicit ties to the KKK and white nationalism.
And I mean, in the modern era, just them going out and literally like Destroying water jugs put out for people who are migrating across the desert so they don't die of dehydration.
I mean, you can refer to the deaths that happen under the watch of Border Patrol, the rapes that have allegedly happened, the molestations, the child abuse, the verbal abuse.
All of this stuff happens with the express permission of our government.
And if there's anybody to protest, it's these people.
If there's anybody that deserves this, you know, deserves to be called the murder patrol, deserves to be mocked in public, it's these people.
The dollop just did a really good episode on basically that.
I think it's called Operation Wetback?
Oh yeah, I was just going to mention that.
Which is a real term of operation, yeah.
And it's a great episode.
I definitely suggest listening if you're at all confused about how disgusting Our treatment of immigrants from the south are because that was like not that long ago, right?
It was like in the 60s or 50s or something Yeah, exactly.
It was basically but I mean they cover they basically cover the 60s to almost now And just how disgusting and like the actual like mass deaths that happen and like you know it's really it's really gross.
Yeah like like migrant workers who were allowed to work in the U.S.
and traveled back and forth you know between Mexico and the U.S.
were just subjected to the to like the most inhumane harassment by border patrol who just saw an opportunity To strip search, shave, etc.
You know, poor brown people.
Horrible stuff that we're complicit in.
I was, I was like... Up to now, we're having... Yeah, I mean, up to now, we're having, like, they're running literal concentration camps, and it's like, how are you gonna say, like, oh, it's offensive to call them the murder patrol?
They're the fucking Gestapo, like... Totally.
There should be a new Nuremberg, and they should all be... It's really weird, like, I don't honestly expect everybody to jump on board with, like, All cops, you know, cause like, even though that's how I feel.
Um, but I, I thought I was cool when saying like, I forgot who I was talking to, but I was like, yeah, like all border patrol agents suck.
Like you have to be of a certain mentality to join that team.
Like you gotta suck.
And they were like, Oh, well, I don't, I don't know.
There's some good people out there trying to do good things.
I'm like, what's the good by literally blocking people from their hopes and dreams?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no like meter maids in the border patrol.
They're not really doing anything that bad.
Yeah, it's just a job, but also fuck meter mates.
Also fuck all cops.
I was like, okay, murder patrol, maybe that's unfair.
Maybe they're also getting murdered.
So I looked up... I didn't actually think this, I'm just doing a bit.
But, um, I just, I, I looked up, uh, border patrol deaths and there is like one or two per year going back, you know, 10, 20 years.
And then I looked at the statistics on those deaths and those deaths are like four times as likely to be car accidents
drownings or health conditions or just other accidents like only 12% of those deaths you know the one per year that has happened in the last you know 30 years or whatever is attributable to an attack a quote attack and even those attacks happen when like the officers are off duty and at a bar and in a fight or whatever
Like, it's absurd the idea that this is, like, a profession under siege or some sort of, like, necessary defense of our country.
Yeah, God, does anybody even think that?
I mean, like, I can't imagine.
I mean, like, there's, it's like, literally not dangerous.
There's nothing about that job that is dangerous whatsoever.
You're just, like, preying on unarmed, very hungry, and probably, like, nearly emaciated people, and then, like, putting them in an illegal prison.
Yeah.
And also, most of the time, just, like, you're standing in the desert with no one around you, and nothing happens.
Like, it's about the safest you could be.
I don't know, man.
Some of the most dangerous places in the world are being alone with your thoughts.
Oh, that's true.
Shit.
That's like the big, um, something I would like to point out about, you know, the New Zealand massacre that happened recently.
A lot of people are rightfully so putting the blame on Anti-Islamophobic sentiment that's been wielded by, you know, mainstream people like Chelsea Clinton, etc.
But I feel like just the Democrats in general, just your average Democrat who says, we need to make sure the borders are secure.
We just don't need a wall.
Like, anybody who is running on a platform of, quote, securing the borders is contributing to the idea that the border is letting in dangerous people.
It's contributing to the propaganda that immigrants are dangerous.
And I think every single milquetoast lib is partially responsible for the anti-immigrant sentiment in this country.
Yeah, I mean, in this country, the position is complete white supremacy or white supremacy lite.
Yeah.
Like, no one is out here being like, oh, uh, you know, we just shouldn't be policing the border at all.
We should, like, make it much easier for people to come here.
Like, that's not something anyone's saying.
They're being like, well, we shouldn't be, like, literally genociding them.
Like, that's the Dems' position.
It's like, oh, this is a little harsh.
We don't need a wall because it's inefficient.
We don't need a wall because it's a waste of money.
Let's just put a bunch of drones on the border.
Yeah.
Yeah, like when people are like, oh, stupid Trump, like a wall won't work because people can climb over it.
It's like, I think it was in a, uh, Cody Johnston does a YouTube series called Some More News.
Yeah, I follow that guy.
That's, uh, that's really good.
Uh, and one of his points was that it's like really dumb that people on like cable news who are trying to refute Trump's wall are like, the wall is dumb because you can climb over it because like That's not how most people cross the border they go through like they take a flight or drive through and then just don't leave so it's like what you should be saying is like Trump wants to build a wall to stop immigrants from getting in that doesn't even make sense not like that would make sense, but it won't work
You should be arguing the premise, which is that immigrants are bad.
Liberals give lip service to the idea that we're a nation of immigrants, which in itself is sort of a right-wing, white supremacist talking point.
A nation of colonizers.
Yeah, I mean, totally, like, there's, I think it was Citations Needed did a great episode on the idea of, quote, a nation of immigrants, you know, which is a phrase that's used supposedly to, like, defend immigrants or whatever, but really it was created to erase the colonial past, like you said, Bren.
Yeah, yeah, it's to say like, oh yeah, we all came here from somewhere else.
Nobody here lives, was born here, like Indians, Native Americans don't exist.
Yeah, we're all just seeking a better life.
And it's also like the rise of the whole like nation of immigrants thing, the idea of like, oh my German ancestors came here, or my Irish ancestors came here, whatever.
It was a direct response to, like, the civil rights era.
It was a direct response to, like, you know, black people and people of color getting more sympathy in the media.
It was like, well, hey, I'm an immigrant too.
You know, where's my affirmative action or whatever?
Yeah, I remember, like, when my people first came here, we were under the impression that it was some sort of, like, timeshare scenario.
Wait, you're gonna give me the boat ride for free and all we have to do is like work?
Hey, it's like a free vacation.
How can I lose?
So it's like a co-op, right?
We all get the benefits of the work and, you know, share and... Okay, so... Psych?
Don't say psych!
So one of the articles here that I pulled is from the Daily Wire, Ben Shapiro's site.
And it says, Arizona students facing charges after harassing Border Patrol agents.
And the caption up top says, quote, student protest is protected by our support for free speech, but disruption is not.
And then this post has, you know, like, laugh, and love reacts from Ben Shapiro's Logic Nerds who love free speech except when it applies to people they don't like, basically.
But no, now it's not speech, it's disruption, because I don't like it.
Yeah, I mean, this is like... You're disrupting what I think is okay.
If I wanted to argue the free speech argument, which I really don't want to do, but it's like, this is the clearest case of an infringement on free speech.
It is the state arresting people for protesting.
It's not, you know, you didn't get signed to a book deal, or you were denied tenure at your college.
Like, this is the literal state putting their hands on you for speaking out, you know.
But of course, none of that, like, matters to any of these people, so it's pointless to even have that discussion here.
Well, if you're somebody like Ben Shapiro, you know that your free speech is worth being paid for.
XOC kook.
Is kook racist?
I know like kook means like not a surfer or whatever, but it still sounds racist.
You know, I don't want to be racist only because like it's used pretty widely amongst the both skateboarding and surfing community as kind of like poser.
Like anybody on like a motorized longboard is a kook.
Yeah.
Oh, interesting.
And by the way, there are all shapes, sizes, and colors on motorized longboards.
I grew up in Southern California and I still learned what a kook was from, um, what was that animated Nickelodeon show about the surfing kids?
Rocket Power!
That's how I learned what a kook was.
Or like a shooby, right?
A shooby is another one.
I think you can only say that if you're an Islander.
I don't know where they were from.
I don't know if that's true.
They were from Catalina.
You know the lad who cancelled Alex?
Ah, shit.
They were from Catalina, the rocket power gang.
Okay, so ex-OC kook who has, like, essentially Nazi propaganda via an American lens.
As their avatar, it's like a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Trump in, I think, like, armor standing in front of an American flag.
Like, it's very 1930s Aryan propaganda.
XOC Cook says, you of AZ clowns.
100% guaranteed those snowflakes would immediately wet their panties if they were in a dark alley with a single border patrol agent they harassed on campus.
They only counted on the fact that they wouldn't get their asses kicked sideways while in a bright public campus.
Yeah, exactly.
These fucking snowflakes, they'd be afraid if a large violent man jumped them in a dark alley.
Pussies!
I wouldn't be afraid of that at all.
I love when men jump me in alleys.
It's my favorite thing.
Especially when they're backed by the state to get away with it.
Oh yeah, double love that.
Yeah, I love when cops come and put a gun in my mouth and tell me what to do.
These wussies would never talk to a jingoistic, maniacal right-wing organization like that if the cameras weren't rolling.
Like, yeah, okay, yeah, that's accurate.
I mean, maybe not accurate.
You're really making the Border Patrol sound great.
Yeah.
And then they go on to say... Sorry, go ahead.
completely just immediately mask off just like yeah this is a gang and if they were if you were on their turf uh they would have killed you you pussies are fucking lucky that it's so bright in here otherwise i'd fuck you up i feel sorry for you dude i'm just gonna go home honestly i i would fuck you up though i'll see you next time you're lucky i already fucked up three other people last month I've met my quota.
All fools on campus that disrespect law enforcement, all of them, must be put in place every single time.
And then they have the hashtag, save the children from the leftists, hashtag Hispanics for Trump.
My favorite demographic.
It's really cool when you're a Hispanic person putting white supremacist iconography in your avatar.
That's really cool.
How much you want to bet that person's not even a little bit Hispanic?
Or they're like white Hispanic.
Like they completely pass for white.
They're just like... Like me.
Yeah, there you go.
Well like we need... Oh no, they're good.
They're definitely Hispanic.
They're just like second generation and wannabe cops.
Yeah, we need to measure the lift on this guy's truck before we decide if he's white or not.
Um, yeah.
I don't know.
Like, yeah.
Anyone who disrespects law enforcement needs to be put in their place.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
We get it posting on Ben Shapiro's website that you love logic and debate and free speech.
Yeah.
And anyone who dissents needs to be hung.
Yeah, no, it's great.
That's what free speech is.
Weedlord Boner Hitler replies, again, on Ben Shapiro's site.
Ben Shapiro, who supposedly left Breitbart for them being too anti-Semitic, has a commentator here named Weedlord Boner Hitler, who replies to XOC Cook, saying, times like these, it's time.
Okay, redundant.
To get the batons out and help beat public opinion into the correct direction.
Yeah, I gotta agree with you, Weed Lord Boner Hitter.
It's times like these to start beating up cops.
To learn to love again.
It's time to beat the cops with a violent Snapchat video.
And it's times like these to give and give again.
Uh, X-Ring.
Man.
Go ahead.
I don't know, it's just like, I miss the good old days with fire hydrants and dogs.
Yeah.
Fuck.
I mean, like you said, Chris, just like, or I don't know, Chris or Brent, like mask off, totally just, no, they don't care about fucking free speech at all.
They care about punishing the people who disagree with them.
And that's like, you know, politics in general.
They're mad at these girls for being like, for calling them violent.
And they're like, shut the fuck up or they'll kill you.
Don't you dare call them violent.
X-Ring says, makes my entire day I hope they are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Border Patrol agents take more public abuse than you'll ever imagine.
Not close to enough, X-Ring.
How are you gonna take public abuse when your job is to be in the middle of the desert and shooting women trying to get into America?
Yeah, he just like opens Twitter and sees one tweet that says, you know, fuck Border Patrol and then just like a tear rolls down his cheek and yeah, an eagle flies by and caws mournfully.
Damn, I totally didn't even realize that like white people took eagles from native people too.
Yeah, we took it all.
Well, it's the national bird, you know, it's just we have the nation now, so.
It's ours now.
Truth Hurts replies, it's beginning to sound like what the hippies said and did to our soldiers during the Vietnam War.
Which was good.
Yeah, no, like, I just, yeah.
And also I think mostly made up.
Well, totally.
Yeah, that's another thing is the whole like spitting on veterans thing is an anecdote from an unverified source that just got replicated in the National Zeitgeist ad infinitum.
Sounds like facts and logic to me.
But I just think, like, yeah, this is just like in Vietnam, like, you know, during the Vietnam era.
What we need is the National Guard on these college campuses, you know, firing back, metaphorically, at these college students.
Wouldn't that be great?
We need to go back to those times.
Yeah.
Ken says, more and more employers are choosing not to hire college graduates for exactly this reason.
What?
As a non-college graduate, let me be the first to say, no.
Not even a little bit.
Yeah, I thought the meme was that you have to have a bachelor's just to be a bathroom attendant at a bar or something.
Yeah, basically.
We're hearing it more and more, folks.
Employers are saying, we don't want college graduates.
Yeah, we want high school graduates.
Is Ben Shapiro like, ah, I see you didn't go to college, so I know your views are pure.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
You're hired to work here.
Oh, totally.
I know you haven't had sex once.
Please, join the staff.
Um, yeah, just like, I love this.
Like, employers are saying, give me your biggest, dumbest son.
Like, if I get a resume and it says anything except Irish were slaves, I'm throwing it away.
Fuck.
That goddamn Jameson commercial?
Oh, I haven't seen it.
Yeah, we watched it together, I think.
Oh, okay, they met from this year.
No, no, but it's like, uh, Irish need not apply or something like that.
Well, that's accurate, but it's not slavery.
Yeah, that's accurate, but it's also like, sure, but is that an issue that's happening right now?
Are you, like, Irish having a hard time getting jobs?
I just don't need you casting aspersions on the best cheap whiskey out there.
Damn, you're ballin' if that's cheap, bro.
$16.99 for 750ml?
That's pretty fuckin' good.
Yeah, but it's all that glass you're paying for.
Yeah, you could just buy it in a sack.
If I could buy a bag of whiskey, for sure would.
Oh, definitely.
What would that even be called?
It wouldn't be a space bag?
It would just be like an alley bag?
Dirt bag?
Okay, dirt bag's pretty good.
A shit bag?
So then we have a post on this topic from Reason Magazine, who, if you're not familiar with, is like a libertarian magazine.
And they're like trying here.
They're trying a little bit.
The headline of this article is, Arizona students arrested for interrupting a Border Patrol event have free speech rights too.
And then the caption says, protesting against agents of the state is not illegal.
On the contrary, it is fully protected by the First Amendment.
So the question becomes this, did the students merely heckle the officers or was their anti-cop activism so disruptive that the event could not continue?
And like we said, if you haven't seen this video, they're just standing outside the event at the doorway, because it's just like a normal classroom.
And they're standing outside the doorway of this classroom filming the agents and like zooming in on them comically while saying, murder patrol, murder patrol is here.
And then it's only when the agents cancel the event and leave that they start following them and like talking more loudly about the murder patrol.
But the whole time like at a school they pay to go to.
It's not even like something where people are protesting in public and it's like oh well you didn't get the permits to assemble or you know like people do things like block cars which just to be clear I think is awesome but it's like you could you could technically say like well they're breaking the law by standing in front of cars.
Yeah exactly.
Yeah but just like standing around.
And they're saying very clearly they're like I just want to feel safe at my school.
Yeah because this.
Yeah it's like.
Go ahead.
I was just gonna say just like walking around the halls of your school and saying stuff like How can you possibly like construe that as being like they're not trespassing.
They're not like hurting anyone They're just at the school they pay to go to Did they get tickets for this Border Patrol seminar though?
That's my question, you know But yeah, it's it's it would be akin to like you doing fart noises in class to interrupt the teacher and then getting arrested for it Yeah, right.
And I also have, so not only did these, I think it was a couple girls, but I'm not sure, not only did these students, you know, quote, interrupt this seminar, they also sent a letter to the school
Basically saying that anytime the school is going to invite law enforcement or Border Patrol on campus, they should have to notify the students.
They should have to notify the students that Border Patrol is going to be there, give them a heads up in case they're undocumented, which in Arizona they might be, so they can, you know, make accommodations, make arrangements for this.
And then a Border Patrol agent is the one who filed a complaint with, you know, I don't know all the technical jargon, I'm just a fucking dumbass, but they sent a letter, the Border Patrol agent sent a letter to, I think it is,
Judicialwatch.org who's like a right-wing organization that specifically like is you know does activism for right-wing people and cited a letter cited the letter that these students also sent to the school as as not protected by free speech.
So not only was it this supposed disruption that they were being charged for, it was also this letter that they sent to the school, which was, quote, unbecoming of a student, violated the school's policies, etc.
So this Border Patrol agent was trying to get these students in trouble just for sending a letter to their school.
Yeah.
And that's a Border Patrol agent, a representative of the state, was trying to get charges and or punishment levied against these students just for sending a letter to their school.
So that's also concerning.
It's funny because they're not asking for anything unreasonable.
It would be a lot like how they have to publicize DOI checkpoints.
Totally.
But the only difference is like white guys get DUIs too.
So, uh, also runs, go ahead.
The guy who runs judicial watch is a guy named Tom Fitton.
I don't know if you remember this, but he was the guy who said that the Department of Justice under the Obama administration was sending rallies and protests against George Zimmerman during the Trayvon Martin case, which is a complete lie.
This infringes on George Zimmerman's rights to sign bags of Skittles for money.
Which is literally something he's doing right now.
Um, this, uh, this letter that the Border Patrol agent sent to Judicial Watch, uh, also includes... She not only videotaped her pursuit of the agents, but also, on the campus and in the presence of others, with a loud voice, repeatedly shouted at the agents' murder patrol, and in Spanish, told them to go suck dick.
Which is awesome.
Almost worth it.
Almost worth this Border Patrol agent filing this lawsuit, or whatever it is.
So Spiny Norman, this is our last comment on this topic.
Spiny Norman.
He's responding, so like, you know, most of the comments on this Reason article was like, no, fuck these kids, they don't get free speech, etc.
You know, principled libertarians.
So if I take a bullhorn to your face and pull it every time you are talking so that nobody can hear what you are saying, even though you were invited there and I wasn't, that's not interfering with your right to free speech?
And I would say, no, it's not.
But also he goes on to say, can I put a bag on your head too as my free speech?
At some point, at some point this becomes assault, not speech.
You are making excuses for violent behavior.
Stop pretending you are not.
So yeah, these girls videotaping the Border Patrol agents and telling them that they fucking suck is violent.
It's violent behavior.
That's violence, yeah.
Well, what if it was a different thing that they didn't do?
Wouldn't you say that was violence?
Fucking hypocrite.
Owned much?
What if I surgically remove your teeth and gums?
Does that count as expressing my free speech?
Yeah, what if I got a potion from a witch that took away your voice and you were completely mute and unable to communicate?
Is that violent free speech oppression?
Fuck you.
Well, no, that wouldn't fall under free speech, but that would fall under the marketplace.
It wouldn't fall under a free market.
You are allowed to buy a tonic from a witch that silences your opponents.
If you paid the necessary taxes on it and she was a licensed witch who was able to sell in that state and county and everything.
I'm sick of this anti-witch regulatory structure.
Yeah, we have a Second Amendment for a reason.
You can have a gun, you can have potions.
I feel like they're approaching the point where they're like, well, wait, where does my free speech end and your free speech begin?
Like, they're just about to understand that free speech doesn't make any sense and that it is always pleased by a capitalist system.
And then you don't actually have free speech.
You can't say anything.
Well, also, like, it's... Ben, he doesn't understand that.
I mean, one of the tenets now, as, like, decided by our Supreme Court, is that money equals speech, so... Right.
Like, I have less money, but that, you know, somehow doesn't infringe on my right to speak, you know?
What were you gonna say, Tony?
It does.
Oh, I was gonna talk about how, like, don't Border Patrol, like, literally put bags on people's heads?
So they don't know where they're at.
Yeah, probably.
Like when they're driving.
Yeah.
No, they do.
Yeah.
I just want to, you know, I think we should take a look at Spiny Norman's avatar because it's fucking amazing.
Oh, is that what this picture is?
That's what this picture is.
So it's Spiny... Go ahead.
Is he wearing a shirt that's like a Jurassic Park logo, but it says Ree, like autistic Ree?
Yes.
Is that what that's supposed to be?
Oh my god, it is!
It's literally just the Jurassic Park logo with a silhouette of Pepe instead of a T-Rex.
And it says Ree underneath.
Like I looked up this shirt because I saw the Ree thing, like you Brynn, and I was like, what is that?
It looks, it's all wrinkled, you know, on his body.
So I couldn't... Because he's very large.
He's a big boy.
So I couldn't tell, so I looked it up and yeah, this is a Pepe t-shirt.
And this is one of the really good memes The Right is always talking about.
You know how they can meme and stuff?
And so this is one of those memes.
You could just take the E.T.
logo and just write R.E.T.
underneath and this guy would praise Kek about it.
Hey, that would be a lot better.
Yeah, at first I thought it was like Reeese's Pieces, because E.T.
loves those.
That's a good E.T.
shirt as well, yeah.
Yeah, that's how you know a good conservative meme is when you can think of like three different versions of it that would actually be a little better, and they just went with the most dogshit version possible.
Can I get a job just punching up conservative memes?
Honestly, probably.
That's basically what PragerU and all that shit is.
You pay some people like Candace Owens to be your token black woman who's like, actually being racist is cool.
I love being racist.
And then you also have some people just making shitty memes and then retweeting them constantly.
So what you're saying is that Alex and I have to be a package deal.
Oh maybe, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool.
So just to describe what this picture, what this avatar, it's not an avatar, it's this Facebook profile, what it looks like.
He's on stage at, you know, like some nightclub and he's playing guitar.
He's soloing, you can tell he's soloing by how far up the neck he is.
He's wearing a top hat and it's a top hat.
Top hat is good.
It's a top hat with like the the band around it like a I don't know it's not paisley but it's you know it might as well be like a little band around the the edge of the brim or whatever and he's wearing... It's borderline steampunk.
Yeah it's some kind of steampunk buckle up there.
Like you can tell this dude just like thought a fedora wasn't powerful enough to represent him.
It's like no those got ruined by the memes.
The top hats are still in.
I need a two-story fedora.
Can you imagine being this age and also being an incel?
I'd be pissed too.
And then the guitar has a Spartan sticker on it, like a Spartan helmet sticker on it with the American flag.
And it's just like nothing says Spartan Warrior like a signature PRS from Mark Tremonti of Creed.
Is that exactly what that guitar is?
It's a PRS.
I don't know if it's Mark Tremonti's PRS.
But you can tell it's a PRS.
Well, yeah, he does have one.
I don't know if this is it though.
But you can tell it's a PRS because it's got the birds flying as fret markers.
That's the PRS thing.
Oh wow, I didn't notice those.
The extremely cool guy move.
Yeah, totally.
And then, um, like, what do you call this?
Written up the side?
It's not, it's like a frame up the side of this profile pic that says E-Rock in chrome font, which I'm 100% certain just stands for Ophelia Phoebia Rock.
Yeah, this guy really had to go to CoolFonts.com and pick out the coolest one to express his taste in rock music.
Um, yeah.
Amazing stuff.
Okay.
Anything more to say about, what's his name?
Spiny Norman.
Spicy Norman.
Anything more to say about Spicy Norman before we move on to our final topic?
He is also wearing sunglasses inside.
Yeah, they're like rose-tinted sunglasses.
He looks like Ringo Starr ate Bono.
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Fair game for everyone, you know?
No, you can go on there and follow me and also think that I'm not funny like the rest of the internet.
Wait, is your at really wordisbond?
That's pretty crazy.
Yeah, I've been in this shit for years, bro.
That's awesome.
But I'm not actually active right on it, so it doesn't really matter.
You are now.
I am now.
You gotta spice it up.
You gotta give people a reason to follow you.
Yeah, if you want to follow me, I'm at Kinematography and Chris is at Good Opinion Haver with no E. Living up to his name.
I love when people say that online.
They don't say it enough, but sometimes someone's like, in this case, your display name lived up to your tweet.
True in every case, but I'll take the compliment.
Unlike me, who is full of lies.
Your word is nabob.
They see your tweets and they're like, so it's not just a shitty name.
Or what's that quote?
Anyway, okay.
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