67 Preview - Y'all Need To Go Bed (feat. Terrence K Williams)
Support the show and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/miniondeathcult The world is ending. Being racist against people being racist against reverse racism is responsible. We're documenting it. Fox News brought on Terrence K Williams as part of their effort to be outraged against a New York Times reporter's supposed anti-white racism, and he ended up making fortune cookie and panda jokes about her. Several times over. Literally the same jokes about 3 times each. Oops! We go through his fanbase, finding white boomers eager to use faux outrage as an excuse to unleash SUPER corny racism on the comments section.
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The world is ending.
White liberals being racist against racism against reverse racism is responsible.
We're documenting it.
So be prepared to laugh, folks.
Have some stitches handy to sew into your sides because we have one of the funniest One of the funniest people we've ever had on the show today.
Mind-blowing.
Inspirational.
This is a comedian by the name of, uh... Terrence K. Williams.
I'm actually been calling him, like, the Andy Kaufman of Deaf Comedy Jam.
That's who he is to me.
Oh, wow.
He's just laugh out loud funny.
Yeah.
Like Andy Kaufman.
Yeah, uh... I mean, he was like...
We can sit here and call him funny.
We can sit here and say how funny we think he is.
But the fact is he was funny enough to be on a segment of Jesse Watters' Fox News show.
The notoriously hilarious Jesse Watters.
Right.
Dude knows comedy.
And had Terrence K. Williams on his show.
And boy did he cause a bit of trouble.
He's so crazy!
Let's go ahead Watch a little bit of this video.
Terrence K. Williams.
Terrence!
So we should set up why he's on the show.
So, uh, New York Times, uh, hired an Asian reporter who had a history of bad tweets against white people.
Yeah, just really mean things.
Just really cruel, racist things.
My favorite one was, uh, White Men Are Bullshit.
Yeah.
Or White Men Are Cancelled.
I love that one.
And, uh, according to the New York Times, uh, those tweets were in response to racist remarks she herself was getting.
She was sort of, like, flipping the racism on its head, according to her.
I don't really care.
Which, yeah.
It's funny either way.
You don't need that.
Even if all white men are really nice to her on the internet, she still has every right to say white men are canceled and white men are bullshit because we live in America.
Yeah.
That's exactly what's happening.
It's always going to be funny.
So uh of course Fox News and the internet like did days worth of reporting on this.
They loved this and yeah they were scraping obviously just the top of the barrel when they brought uh Terrence Williams on Fox News to uh to talk about this and so it's important what we're watching here we're watching Terrence Williams do a reaction video to his own appearance On Watersworld, which is still what that show is called.
I thought he had hosted his own show now, but it's still just called Watersworld.
I thought for sure the Costner camp would have taken care of that, but apparently, nope, Watersworld it is.
Well, Watersworld used to be like a shit segment on Bill O'Reilly, and now Jesse Waters is behind an anchor desk and his show is still just a...
Like bullshit parody of one of the biggest box office flops in American history?
Cool dude.
I saw that at the drive-in.
Did you really?
Yeah.
So somebody saw it?
I fell asleep.
What are they complaining about?
I fell asleep, but I was there.
So you got your money back?
Yeah.
So this is Terrence K. Williams watching his own appearance on Fox News and he's like, he's drinking a big gulp while he watches the video and just like enjoying every second of himself.
I don't even have any words for that.
Take it away.
That is a nasty woman.
So, of course, the nasty New York Times would hire her.
But would they hire Roseanne?
No.
And I would tell people not to read the New York Times, but it's too late.
Nobody reads them anyway.
I mean, I would get my news from Nickelodeon than from New York Times.
But this is crazy.
Well, some people do this.
Nickelodeon gets better ratings than CNN most weeks.
Exactly!
And I don't know if this lady is Chinese, Japanese, or crazy-knees.
Something is wrong!
So that's a joke he wrote.
That's a joke he wrote for the interview.
You can hear him start to say it before he's interrupted by Jesse Waters' ad-lib about how Nickelodeon gets better ratings than CNN.
Which also, I'd like to stand for Nick News.
Linda Ellerbe was fantastic and really informative and we learned a lot and I think that's why we have a generation of people that are aware of the news is because of Nick News.
Thank you, Nick News.
Wait, was Linda Ellerbe Nick News or MTV News?
Does it matter?
I think it was Nick News.
It is now.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you're right, Nick Moose.
But yeah, and so, man, I can't believe, um, I can't believe we're witnessing peak racism here from him.
I can't believe this is as bad as it's gonna get.
Everybody knows that... What did he say?
I don't know if she was Chinese, Japanese, or Crazy Knees.
Crazy Knees.
Crazy Knees.
Which is like what you call, that's the nickname for the old guy that walks fun.
Old Crazy Knees over there.
I don't know if she was Chinese, Japanese, or stupid knees.
It's like peak fourth grade humor.
You just kind of figure out how words can be funny, but you haven't realized that you shouldn't be a bigot.
Or you haven't realized that you should try a little harder.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You know?
Like, do a second run.
Do a second pass on this joke.
That you're delivering to a fucking cable news audience of millions.
This is not even as, like, good as the racist joke we all knew as children, the dirty knees look at these.
Yeah, no.
This is not even that good.
This is the lazy version of that, and you're a grown person.
It's sub-dirty knees.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's shins.
So, okay.
Speaking about this issue at large, just to detract from Terrence Williams' bit here for a second.
So the argument is that she was racist against white people.
Therefore, like, we're outraged.
We hate racism.
Whether it's against anybody.
So we're gonna bring on some guy to make 20-year-old hack anti-Asian jokes to illustrate how outraged we are over Sarah Jeong's racist tweets.
But don't worry, we're woke.
We didn't just get a white guy to defend it.
We got a black guy.
Like, that is... so fucking lame.
And not just any black guy, but the most off-putting black guy you've ever seen.
Yeah, and when we're saying seen, I don't want to be too, like, Shallow about this, or like superficial, but I don't know if I've seen a worse haircut.
This dude's fucking haircut game is so fucked.
Elaborate.
This hairline is so wild.
He has like 70 degree angles on the drip back hairline, and he has the line, he has a part that's like Halfway down the side of his head.
It's not a part.
That's not where it's supposed to be.
It's so fucked up and the crazy thing is this person has his hair cut and is like is confident enough to put his face on TV all day.
That line is actually from when he got a brain transplant and became this like wild and crazy twisted dude.
Oh, he's so wild.
Yeah, he got like he got an abby normal brain.
He's so smart that he's like beyond Well, no, I was saying he was, like, fucked up in the head and, like, zany and, like, twisted and, like, he doesn't care who he offends.
This is a lobotomy scar!
Yeah.
Uh, no, he- and he also looks like he's five years old.
But, yeah, he's- he's a- Just total baby face.
Total baby, yeah.
He's, like, the black Gerber baby.
Looks like- looks like Orlando, like, like, the- the facial mannerisms of Orlando Brown from, uh, from That's So Raven, currently, if you guys have seen anything with him recently, his- Yeah, you know all that stuff that he's doing?
His face?
Well, he does a lot of interviews where he says problematic things about Raven-Symoné.
Everything's real animated and big and obnoxious, and that's who he looks to for comedic cues is this awful other hack.
But anyways, like I said, it's not going to get any worse, so we're fine.
She basically said this.
She was being harassed, they claimed, by racist people on Twitter.
And she responded to that harassment by imitating the rhetoric of their harassers.
So they're saying, oh yeah, some people said some racist stuff to her.
So then she said racist stuff back to imitate them.
Does that even make any sense?
Oh my.
That don't make no sense.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
There's something wrong with them fortune cookies that Ling Ling is eating.
