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April 23, 2018 - Minion Death Cult
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Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday and access to all past premium episodes.   This week we tackle Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens, and Walmart is refusing to sell the new Stryper album in stores, probably because of discrimination.  

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So at home you're like, who the fuck is Candace Owens?
Why is this important?
Candace Owens, great-granddaughter of Jesse Owens, he fought against the Nazis, she's fighting against the modern-day Nazis of the Democratic Party.
Precisely.
In a far more important arena than just the Olympics.
She is on the national stage in the right-wing blogosphere.
Yeah.
Right?
Sucks.
She is a Turning Points USA, our boy Charlie Cook, his company, who only exists to produce good boy right-wing memes for dads and for grandma, has employed her, and she's a black conservative who insists on
Race not mattering and yet insists also on herself being a black conservative.
Like that's a big part of her identity.
It's a big part of how she's trying to market herself.
Yeah, it's really funny because she somehow thinks that because she's a black conservative, she's like the silent minority.
You know, she's the really one that's really not being heard.
She doesn't realize that she wouldn't have been heard just for being a black woman in the first place.
She didn't have to do this whole weird conservative, like, put your pants up economy type shit.
Yeah, no, she's just responding to what you said.
She's on that right-wing affirmative action plan.
Yeah.
Which is just be a black conservative and you get all the airtime you could possibly want.
Right.
Grade good enough, you'll get into the school regardless of your race.
Right.
If you want to get into that college, work harder.
Don't be blacker, work harder.
Which I'm, you know, I'll advocate for the grandmammies around here, the white grandmas, that, you know, at least they're going to be okay with black people now because of Candace Owens.
You know what I mean?
This is my moment in, perhaps, cultural ignorance?
Yeah.
I am not familiar with Miami being part of the white colloquialism.
Oh, it's not.
Yeah, why'd I say that?
Okay, I just wasn't sure.
I was like, I was kind of blown away for a second.
Yeah, I messed up.
Let me backtrack.
Do better next time.
Hey, dude.
Take it easy.
What do you want to say on behalf of all the Aunt Jemimas out there?
Nothing.
What do you want?
It's good you're learning.
What do you want to say?
Pop the top off.
Come on, dude.
Sauce on them.
That's what you'd say.
Hey, dude.
That's what Aunt Jemima would do.
Take it easy.
Oh, I was just gonna say it's like white people like black people now.
Candace Owens.
Oh, they can be conservative.
They have that propensity also.
What's cool is you can now click subscribe and say, I have a black friend.
And you're just subscribing to Red Pill Black, and then you now have a black friend who thinks like you.
Oh shit, is she like the black conservative version of those CGI Instagram models?
Yeah, kind of.
Talk about Michaela right now.
I am.
She's not just a model, she's a singer, dude.
She has songs and stuff.
Does she really?
Yeah, she has songs on Spotify that get ranked.
Oh, that rules.
They get anime hentai dudes real bonered.
Tight.
Okay, let's talk about what Kanye West loves about Candace Owens.
Because this is out of nowhere, this tweet, there's not a link to any particular Candace Owens thought, even though he's professing to love the way she thinks.
But according to Sean King, or should I say Sean White... The fine tomato?
Yeah.
The flying tomato.
The flying pizza pie.
According to Sean King, it was a specific video of Candace Owens owning Black Lives Matter protesters at a Turning Point USA speech.
Do we want to go ahead and watch this thing?
Yes.
Alright, so there's, it's, it's, uh, there's a lot packed in here.
It's fucking terrible.
It's like, it compounds on its terribleness.
So, uh, I'm gonna be pausing it.
If you guys want me to pause it, just say pause or stop.
You don't like this?
You don't like what we're gonna watch?
Oh, you're right.
I should withhold judgment for the listeners.
See, that's the thing.
You just don't want to take a black woman seriously.
Yeah, dude.
What is your patriarchy over here?
Well, no, it's okay because, uh, Charlie Cuck is sitting right next to her, so I know that he's, like, giving some substance to what she's saying, so then I can't, in fact, judge it.
You mean he's, like, telling her everything to say?
Probably?
I'm just saying his presence is, like, aura there.
He's vouching for her.
Yeah.
Okay, cool, cool.
Okay, so this is one of those Facebook videos, you know, it's in Facebook frame.
Top text, Black Lives Matter.
You are not oppressed.
And then the bottom text is just captions of what she's gonna say.
Okay, let's get this thing to play.
How about we do that?
Sorry.
What you're seeing happening today, obviously we have some black people that are just shouting in the back, we have some black people that are sitting in the front quietly that are chanting USA and having a normal conversation.
Okay, pause.
We got black people in the back who are just shouting, and then we got nice black people in the front who are just chanting USA and having a normal conversation.
You know, one of those normal conversations where- USA, USA, USA?
USA.
USA, USA. USA. - Hey, hey, hey. - I love that because what I say every single time, and you may have seen me on the news, is that what is happening right now in the black community, you're gonna hear it in this room first.
This is, and that's true.
Holy fucking shit.
This is where TPUSA fans go to learn about the black community.
Is there one black commentator?
This is where all black ideology starts, is in this room right here.
We're reviewing this for the first time?
Yeah.
There is an ideological civil war happening.
An ideological Civil War.
It's one of those ideological Civil Wars.
Never mind what other sort of ideas this phrase brings to mind.
This is totally different.
It's an Info Wars.
Never mind the literal Civil War that keeps on getting oddly called for in random Facebook posts we read every single week.
Actual Civil Wars.
You ever fought in the Idea War?
I did.
My brain is ruined.
That's the problem with the black community.
They're too meta.
They only talk about themselves, dude.
They're only talking about the hypothetical war. - The past and shouting about slavery and about people that are focused on their futures, okay?
That's really what it comes down to, okay?
I can guarantee you what you're seeing happening is victim mentality versus victor mentality.
- That's great, by the way.
- I love that.
- I love that.
- The people here are gonna win.
- I love that.
- Isn't that great?
- I love that.
- Fuck you.
Where does, where does guerrilla mentality come in?
Thank you.
Yeah.
That was amazing.
Why not?
I wanted to say it.
He said it again, so I was kind of... Oh, I, you know, we're talking about victim mentality versus victor mentality.
Why aren't we talking about guerrilla mentality?
Exactly.
There is no victor mentality without guerrilla mindset.
Right.
As far as I'm concerned.
You have to be willing to just sneak up and destroy.
This is that pull-up-your-pants economy I'm talking about.
This is that, if you want to win, then you try harder.
There is no such thing as privilege.
We all have the same options if we make the right choices.
Yep.
Like, fuck you.
You just don't get it.
She's just a mouthpiece for the white patriarchy.
For real.
But she believes it.
She does believe it.
And that's such a bummer.
She's brainwashed.
She gets a paycheck.
If you tell people to stop being a victim enough, I'm pretty sure they just turn into Michael Douglas from Falling Down.
Yeah, exactly.
They just take a gun into McDonald's and demand breakfast after 1130.
Yes, exactly.
Not taking no for an answer anymore.
I'm sick of being a victim, yeah.
It's victim mentality versus victor mentality.
That's great, by the way.
I love that.
Isn't that great?
I love that.
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